At the top of the podcast, Adam complains about backpacks that have too many flaps and pouches for things to disappear into. The guys then listen to a mashup featuring Jim Carolla, followed by the Elvis version of the 2001 theme. Adam also talks about the people that his parents looked up to, and the guys take some listener calls. Later, Adam talks about the odyssey of getting his own unicycle as a child. Before the break, Gina reads news stories about more problems on the set of ‘Rust’, Oscar Pistorius becoming eligible for parole, the fight against Texas’ new abortion law, and more on Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio.
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be the travel artist,
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for me too many here,
pouch
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lines in the side, unoriginal holders and vowed flaps look at the future.
Get him outside it supposed to be, but I do this thing and I'm going after modified a little bit, but damn
I am very there's two things I figured out when I travel when I pull the ticket.
park at ally acts. I do not
one day I I I don't want that ticket to leave
are sure a lot of people have things like
you even the car where someone breaks in deals. You take anything, got bigger problems and putting it and what do they want to do than pay for my only lasts and destroy my car and they knew who,
these. Who is
clientele.
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it is a goes right from pulling it at to putting the couple that I do not want that thing to like. Never want that anxiety of paying the maximum. Whenever,
number one number, two key:
yes,
I normally dont want the keys to go with me on the trip. I do now
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because the cars are so smart. Now the car thinks you're nearby with the five ended.
the battery and leave our outliers does whatever. So I I do take the keys with me and I
put him in these small upper pouch flogged errors of them Aguilar Y got
Jason flags that that
lapse are inside the bigger pouch and then the smaller pouches. In my back back as seventy nine pouches
also. I do this thing all time, Ryan, Zip. What I think is the master one. I think I do the big one and am looking where's my shit. It's the one right behind you think I'm acting doll
we're pulling and ally acts on, you know it's too
me that when you deprive
sleep you fuck up by it
don't fuck up as much as you fuck up, but you you think you fucked up more because of the sleep that one yellow these have this anxiety out. I left the shit, my hotel room and so on work
off the plane and ass, like I'm, going to fetch my car keys and I unsuppressed
a pouch and nothing for some?
he's in and then I started fussing around the main multi main pouches, nothing,
And then I was really Poland stuff inside out and look. I couldn't find anything
I had the anxiety of they're trying to get us off the plane. They
fall and began the seeds right now. This move this
the worse position in life to be in when you're on your hands and knees. Checking on your seat in the last person is getting off the flight, and you know once you get off the fly. There are no back on that flight, so you got one shot at these keys them
fallen on your lap or out of your pants or whatever it is searching,
searching searching, cannot find
the keys on the floor cannot find them in the backpack
and now
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landing whenever Cusack sly. If for exactly the content of the floor, there is no guarantee they'll be under now. In that light, I think I reach for them after we got to the gate, outwardly started looking for them, some think it's gotta be some can find em. Now we got crass, we
my we got MIKE's car at the wily park. We got them my car at ally, acts we have to
hustle over here to do a pod cast
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things off monumentally. I dont where's, the extra set
has. It was how can I have them blob
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out of the plane
spin waiting and once you know what that delay and eyes now, I'm searching for the keys he's Aragon MIKE. I have no car keys. I dont know where they went. I put him in my backpack. I never take em out of my backpack once we're on the road.
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gimme that opens
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Work out a little better says that you know it. You need my mom one of her many serve
sicknesses is sending me tote bags year round. I just found the greatest new tote and she won't list. We say there are no more room, there's no more room for tackling the wounded toad. At this point I just I just we need to give you want to Morrow is Totes, it's just a bag. I need, I need a family back
the iron Rhine. Do you have
they pay a hundred things very back. I need a Fanny pack
I'm not I'm like gum like the senior who wear
the giant plastic sunglasses over their reading glasses, longer care yeah? I dont care job
just use? I certainly utility. Why do you have to be one of those like command
Kenny Chestnut Vanity, but I can just be fairly back soon, have to be like a look at me very bad one. Family breakdown, nor please, please
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nothing really my size whatever, and then I saw the Fanny Pack and I got it specifically so that when I go to the movies and I go in There-
Kleiner cheer utterly lose my items every time. That's it
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and by the way that is the most first world problem. I've ever heard starts with the LULU Lyman Gift card. Then it goes into line refining when I'm watching movies,
and I don't, but it's true yeah. That's what happened to me, though. I went to the movies
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so somebody tweeted me a song two thousand and one space odyssey,
and then he said, Diana MASH up, which him Corrales, though I told the Dawson, have added it'll it'll, make sense in, as you hear it,.
then the Elvis version. You guys know the obvious version. No, no Dawson,
there
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farmer for this
I beg your house's Elvis lie version which put yourself
in nineteen. Seventy six
sure people made fun of everyone who went to see Elvis Savage ass. We all wish we did it. This is sound like horses, listen, there's a version of it. That's a little more on the nose, but with two minutes ratified this dossier version. So maybe you had a slightly different arrangements velvet, while people as Vegas CC rider one year ago, yeah back the boy rise like Melissa, Rivers, man, I've just run in the back stage in the light of our eyes
this. You guys tell me if this resonates with you at all and if we can make a connection,
between this and the life. Not
so incredibly well lad like
not a lot of
on your razumihin, nine others
version of this slight went to high school,
Tom Brady as an example, if Marianna me by
I started to realize that we hire arose and every well that's good. You wanted to slap on that. He won't let it go away. Era should have been retired nine years ago. Bread. I realize my dad has a successful Fran,
whose name is wrong Ruben,
run. Reuben is a really good clarinet player and played with the
Philadelphia Philharmonic. I've now realise that almost every time
I visit my dad. Ronnie Rubens name comes up, you know and he's always
I started realizing. I think my whole family kind of does this. You know my my graham
my grandmother. Would do it a lot with Emory Cataracts an engineer and are he works at you? She allay- and I was like a lot of other talk about other people and run.
and there is always some version was kind of reflective or glory.
Similarly of glory like Enron. He thought I was one of the funny skies you'd ever met surrounding. It was, you know, he's a world class clarinet nervous funny guy funny and though he, but it's like yeah, he went off to
The clarinet further build up philharmonic. You didn't not he. He did this thing. He he left me like
historians, all products and I get it keeps coming up and coming
about their Ronnie Rubens, world class player and Ronnie me. We did this and I met him at the cat skills and Ronnie Rhine Iranian. I realise with my family and talk about other people success whom they knew somehow yeah, sometimes neighbours.
A gravity moved a paradise. California, and now she makes our own candles in own. It's like oh cave. She did that
yeah. I know everyone kind of knows the high school jack
None of this which I played against this guy in this gang or whatever it is, but do you guys
There's gotta be more that amongst the losers than there is with the
folks, said, are little more substantial. Yes, but I think we'd be remiss if we didn't point out that for two people who were grasp
as hard as they can to find someone so successful in their orbit. They thought Z,
ro a view. As you say, once you came round there really just in himself what about so easy to say my son and then to slip up some that credit. Your idea, I doubt you come up amongst their friends- has offered, is Dorothy grab monotony early hooks mechanisms. She wrote a children's box, she didn't illustrated, but she did they. Five words for paying out the twins jumped on bad right, runs, fell on their head, turned the pay of sheep and the Danube as areas I've. Definitely
way more about Dorothy Gravitas, children's books than any of my New York Times best sellers. That's for sure. Yet it seems like an easy easy when for them, yeah setting me up anyway
the money I household, my dad plot was a year younger than Keith Hernandez in high school and he played where downplayed centre a case, of course, with the quarterback. Your great a hypocrite athlete played provisional baseball forecasts
oh you oversight, that's exactly! Why didn't you just say: quarterback he played Corps
hi because he was a great athlete you to play. You mean you're in high school every last year for the mats right or murder. Space like GLONASS, arise. Baby. You know you Peter came up. Often during George help remove data
Do you have any that your family Gina? Meanwhile, your dad without kind of a celeb? That's it I was gonna say by proxy. We knew everybody. We knew all the athletes we know. Of course we knew all the local hometown news talent, because,
I was on the new, so there was a lot of that, but it didn't it's not it's outlay.
you're talking about they were. They were essentially co workers in a way that wasn't as agreed. Yes, my mom has met. She met
couple of her favorite actors from all my children and nineteen. Eighty seven- and we still hear about that movie.
will you be Cunningham Cliff
Palmer
you gotta go that Europe believe totally on board, I need my help, we're still hearing about how they headed off so tremendously
yeah? I do I mean
you know. Jimmy camels name comes up now and again and Buddy hosted the Oscars turn I got it. I mean I bring it up. Grandparents don't bring it up,
yeah. My my
grandmothers, big one was jewels Mandela who did some acting?
the junior college was a professor junior college. If they have preferred
sir and I think speaks
dish in german and English in and I think trained his dog and yiddish, or maybe german
it's nothing to sneeze at that was so,
some to get into it. You know why. I think the jewish version of this is the exact opposite, which is why I'm having a hard time coming up with these things because
my mom will see someone on tv and go? I don't? I've never met
You know what I'm sure you men about. What are your fancy? No, I haven't. Would I get alive right now, you're, my real time, one
god I dunno. Whenever Trump took office in my mom, was worried about how it's going to cost
her life? She ran a manufacturing warehouse. Uranium oxide goes very hot. She had nothing going on, but she was worried about him. I should die and now I know I am a little back then I think you need to worry about him and she went you don't know him
like I. Why do I have worked with him a little band of Adam interactions with him here, but you don't
and I was kind of
I was saying like are eating. I don't know. What's in his heart and now you know now she was saying you don't know that our president
see now who back get trumped up,
you are, but it was really heard just talking me out her son out of knowing the present today that of America, jewish parent would have dined out on that for our years they never paid for ensuring a good idly now. Yeah you're right that could have used me at some point on career, but we had to talk about Ronnie, Reuben Member, the Philadelphia Philharmonic since nineteen sixty seven. How is that possible
made the cover saxophone journal and ninety nine eight. You have that speak a figure classical music going to connect the dots musicians Alba thinking more along the lines. Were you talk about them?
Fernand as there is also a Catherine, was a joke. I had a girlfriend want on many years ago.
I'm on the true love. My life,
dad, would never
I didn't seem not often cause he wasn't. California, when are, we did wouldn't shut the fuck.
about Walter Murphy. He no longer Murphy right. Also, our village reverend. I did a song together for donor.
Murphy is
they might gap later alter Murphy. This is better than a bad aspects. One hit wondering now more heads. Well, what's Murphy went on, I know the name and I feel like he's bigger than this one song, Walter Murphy is richer than everyone. You know combined because Walter Murphy of doing all that I know Donald you're, all right, our that's, it could pull back. It might still count on family Guy railway area later either. The added way does this, though the song maybe on the music, and he made a deal.
You're pretty well died for for many years.
dating others. God this lovely creature, her dad. I love them off the other, raise that it is a good hour. I will get it.
Yeah they want, and what that means is someone in eighteen. Ninety seven
thing, and I don't even again, if you find yourself doing that too much and not talking,
your own. You now might
My dad ran in Dorani Reuben the cat skills they like nineteen,
one or something. I've ever heard that port levels and postal Emily lap. This is, this is kind of my semi Crawford was born in Macao Bill and I am
She like right, then she laughed never.
From again in that sound.
he was born there and then she turned fifteen and a half and she's never come back again.
She now lives in Malibu. So this is really a victory for Malibu, not a victory for the cow Illinois, which they didn't. Like me, saying that when I play the university,
the cow bill annoy, but I heard with Adam, had to be
dislike onstage had explained to the partisan crowd and in anchorage that the fresh caught the salmon, but sometimes I get
Kafka? While I guess I didn't get run out on rail, the girl, zero upset- you was close very,
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Did you get back
stand up companies, not a popular, it's kind of a popularity scientists are speaking of art and lend one is line. One Dan. Forty eight from Florida.
many ha ha ha.
Without last night restaurant bar place, I frequent it was with the wife.
and would chatting with twenty one year old, bartender about funny pickup lines and my best pick up line silly joke. One is
How much do you charge for premature ejaculation, because
think I owe you fifty bucks up the kids
no I'm proud of myself. I'm thinking that funny right, the super bowl
manager is nearby
and losers. Her might lose her Mama bear in mind the bartender. I know I know. Personally,
there is nobody nearby. This was not an ear shot of anybody
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applying several of them private added that that's my Magnum opus pick up on where's your wife and proximity sitting right next to me,
Then. How did you ever hear this
she was
within earshot, but I sort of no her. I was a little worried. She might get a look happy.
and no one the round she won't care. I would very wrong about that. So she heard.
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I like to think that fear it first of all I want
about hurting my employees, whom no one
only in a hurry and autonomous yeah. That's it.
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a feeling about it. He had. She saw me she's army winding up now, and then she heard him a boar and
and he did not notice the met them.
Owner manager is, is is now. If you look at what she thought of
lately that quietly she's bit of the elk that you will maybe thank, would not take
and whether these things, but I've known her well enough over the years right I didn't think
me, I'm there all the time. No though I would like now
anyway and anything I let's backtrack, for they pick up line itself. How much you charge for a premature illegal and whether that means you're talking to prostitute right? It's not picking up
a bar minority
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I know, but most vows, don't don't charge for sacks makes you a prostitute, I know, but the second one
I think I might? Oh you. Fifty bucks I gotcha
but I would bet apparently want to make the ladder you say this and no one is within earshot, except for the person that heard it
standing within earshot right right, the bartender
I have been chatting with about pickup
right now now did bar tender. Try to put it in some contacts cause. Maybe the bar ten
I could have the occurring now turned the temperature down a little bit
she's a young girl. She there twenty if she was scared and want to run a foul of the leading awoke.
is there. An issue. Is
So what I remember, how is the ride home when your wife, the life, was like what
are you thinking you know why I'm like, while they know me you such a silly wide? It's not like. I don't it's so stupid that its funding
and I just thought: there's no one on earth. We get bad offended by something like that like who would say that seriously, but the other thing
right, but it will all come from the white. The wife mostly agree that she went a little mad, but but though I was often
are you saying that we have found a blessing to the manager cool your clear sugar tat?
in response, I probably exacerbated things in retrospect right
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get unspoken, found a man, a good yeah, I'm not going back. I'm not going back
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without Louis being slashed by ours was coming up a lot lately, so
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yeah I love talker Gilbert.
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hours ago, the gods thing. You know that,
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Louis was a left wing activist and ran as Green Party candidate for governor of New York and ninety ninety eight
yeah some
probably heard something listening to Howard Stern back in the day when he would pop up on Howard, Stern, now and again so probably
had some notions of that. The atmosphere.
friend. Dave Tanner Paul
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who had the red man, tobacco pouch, our staple to his Walter point, where the wallet
the wall, a faint, but the family expired things of chalk good I have before
graduate high school.
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is when I was one might
in the mid
seven days, I think, like early
id seventies, had some girl friend on the West side or something in there
go along with them hang out and while he was visiting her one
Sunday afternoon or something- and I had nothing to do at this girlfriends house- that's when it was not
like our. She had a son and he was offer
out or something- and it was just as I recall, to get going is Roman pick out some board game or something like occupy yours. I myself can do something and
that's a lot of medieval gravel jack. That's right! Now that
when I found the UNICEF is Rome, and then I took the unicycle out to the front street and steadied myself on a car vander, and
We were there all afternoon or whenever an I just spent the entire afternoon out on this unicycle in itself.
Point I got about.
Three paddles into it. That's the thing about the unicycle. Is you take one paddle? You fall. I take one paddle once you make it.
You are three revolutions in you actually propel yourself like eight feet away from the car fender you're hot, like
men are now I got over and then it was. It was time to go so there
I just the whole ride home us like unicycle, unicycle, unicycle unicycle, and then I look.
Dan went. They can you tell asked Ronnie Reuben find me unicycle like it was on
think of all that anybody, my family would personally unicycle that there was a Schwinn shop that was in North Hollywood. It was a few blocks down the street, but this
wind shop, it would be like going into cattle at our knees of New York, you're, buying up bomber jacket or something and junior hives are. Are you kidding me? It was,
Seventy nine dollars really on thing. Yeah, like the guy, get rid of their money. There was insane I had this this thing now.
It was the older brother- and I had this and I
and been hanging around with Grandpa and Teddy in a long while been a couple years, went to different schools and stuff like that,
vague memory of the the elder brother. He had, I think,
had ash when unicycle he had one of those like back in the day now he's
You in charge go and get rid of mountain answer: Junior college levies not he's passes unicycle, prime, and I just why we went back. I mean so much fucking
work being poor. It's like we're gonna call up, they aim to guide the Dang and then no, we gotta get a ride over divan eyes and then see of day and
tyre in the back yard,
not. The garage owners uncover just gather and rust out in the back yard and blue and
then it was like the Tin Box and I've like ok, and I wonder why
like ten cars or something I mean enough in a back together like are realistic. Rather this transaction. Why are they even make you pay for an enhanced backwards? Kind of way there,
porn S and their thrifty ness and their inability, ear, reluctant nested do anything for any money in their family
gave me that you're, ok, you got your shelf a guy, I don't even know. If I I was probably,
ass, the point where I asked them: first stop: it was clear, wasn't gonna happen, so I've sick, I gotta, go wash ten cars and- and I did and I got my tin box and I bought it flat tire and it was a rust
in our running and then but then I did what I did bass I got there
so ass prelude path, nights at all up and got all the Rostov it and diabetes
forty in Luxembourg, and I often made a nuke
or for the seed out of gene. I'd love to see this month I had of up, I have it would be inspiring
It was all cracked in boston- I because, as you know out in the rain, but I took it of the part of the job
need cut off the legs to cut off
She myself Denham seat cover an oil, the thing up and then, and then it was my my beautiful little pony.
and until now?
the shit out of it. Then I broke my shoulder than I try to write it, where the big cast on my shoulder and my mom than my mom probably took he from.
folks in the neighbourhood are Faculty Colfax Elementary, that I was riding around a unicycle, a huge cost. I probably whom broke my shoulder on the Euro, like in the first place
At some point, I lent it out to a guy who's now deceased.
and then he stolen
and that I never had not against. Also
Last but not least, there is the better. I was Dave Louis, who had the showing was
a kind of ironic in that Schwinn
the best, the inner cycles. I couldn't afford the worst year cycle, but I still ended up with a swing. That's what he had also did things like. I git it like of your
It goes. I one eighty pounds of five June
Maybe you go, I don't think so, but when there's something like a unicycle, especially
for me it was you know it's the best for it
but you'll ever spent in your life, because all the deuce leave have never come about Eurostar aught of master this fucking day I'll be outside on this thing I will be asking for food or money you're out. Just me my unicycle be outside now can be done. That was you ve heard about.
Or, but that was my mom at her worse
First of all, moms when she
talk. Do I crass, not the other caress with decorous, who stole the single right when she went talk is mom. I should just go over there and tell them. We will put the unicycle my backyard. It's gone, it's never never seen before. I don't they.
you ever Tosh Herbert cheetahs luxury. When I talk to her and she said report in the already put it they are,
the end of the second doubting com
twenty eight turkey. Yes, how are you doing good
from Tournai action. It I'll do it.
Turkey is a little late in the evening, but I was actually going.
Talk about something else, but May unicycle thing had so close to home that
I will just shortly want to mention. I was
I was a young in Atlanta, Georgia, where I grew up in my
uber
My neighbor had bought a unified go. He would want about kid that had everything and gave him.
thing, and I was one of those kids that what's friend with him good, you know, benefit
for him, having
Do live next door now in a work it would. You know a friendship that in here
This day, almost twenty years later by the unicycle just brought back such a memory.
that I couldn't believe that it is so close to home. He had purchased it and
He tried to write it. A few times like you said you don't wanna, see to feed, couldn't get very far away.
I would try with him on that day and we finally got to that mark
like you said for me it was an eight feet. It was about five feet.
right got on an insult. This freedom ends
but actually only an
day that I ever wrote a unicycle us, but you know it was it it's over
the home that I had greatly,
Why didn't you talk your folks into one
my folks unfortunately now they're like,
twelve year divorce, like a battle for everything,
at that time. They weren't very receptive. That would more my second home first time we could say
cancer. You imagine your wanting a unicycle in getting on my unicycle its itself.
And say you re the only argument in our houses. We have to wait for birth, their Christmas. He can't just have shit all the time. Well, it's
it's nothing, but thanks con
That's interesting is when my kids once something I go and oh I like past
you're like ok, how can I facilitate this like? What? What can I do now? Maybe that's a little too much
Other direction, but the posture is it.
Can you do this and I go. Let me figure out how to do that.
Like I was,
something that would have never happen in ten million years, but when I was grown
but I I grew up by group, I
I really did shows tell lab near midnight or whatever and fairly Bob Bob back the hotel room one. I am, I mean the lobby at seven, a M six
where's worth a fly on Sunday. God here want to.
work did it did a pod cast and went to that went to the shop for at a couple hours of football with the boys. Let's get like four o clock.
Pretty fuckin long day. For me at this point with the time difference, I'm gas thou course I get there,
all from my daughter, hey one
I'll be home. What five? Why
take us to the to the mall. When you get and like my bit, my mom would have started screaming.
Cut the phone call? Those like I'm tired, is shit. The malls, though, where near my house, I'm just gonna, be walking in the door and collecting you and heading back out again kind of thing, and I like.
Ok,
It is like I'm
Try to facilitate is best. I can it's, it's maybe low self esteem. I don't know what it is, but it it struck me so you
mean that mode or you can be in a kind of a neutral buoyant mode or you can be deflect model
I were I realize, if I should to my parents: hey, can I
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They saw by the news with you can believe it there's more bad news revolving around the rust movie.
The movie set in New Mexico has been shut down in the wake of a deadly shooting? We know about that, but that's not it
Jason Miller. That's all rather
who was hired to take down the set, was bitten on the left arm by a poisonous brown recluse spider and is in the hospital with a deep wound which could require
pew taking his arm, while venom has also made it him very ill. According to terms it is preparing to sue for workers comp. So it's like theirs.
Aware me on this set. Meanwhile, Alec is starting to sort of slow
Each time in now he sang he's urge the Hollywood producers to hire police officers on film in tv sets that use guns in a tweet.
He put on Instagram. He said ever
film and tv set that uses guns, faker otherwise, should have a police officer onset hired by the production to specifically monitor weapons safely.
Fond. I say the hour
lock in the cause.
When Baldwin
It is in roadside right interview. Press conference characterises a dough toss, showed any easy. He goes knots when its clients start wanting to talk.
Then he must have loved hell area. Yeah. Oh, zero upside hung a potential downside and at some point in that
conversation. I came here we got into it here, but he was like. We were well oiled. Machine is like a boy, don't say that and I would say that kind of stuff. It's all just red meat for them
situation. While so because all you- you know all his overarching theme was, we are so devastated and he should have maybe left it at that or not allowing oh what
says it s got to go nothing. You just have to go now. I guess
as much as you want to talk as much shit is everyone else's stalking. You gotta go into cone of sight
mode, but what about? Let us also where to go. We were well oiled machine when someone was shot right ass on the sad, but a kind of right,
seven and you explain that to like it was a different time, essentially Billig with Monica Wulf Lewinsky, like if you
do something like this. If this happens on your watch- and you go
least silent wooden
jury, be like heartily.
You didn't care what you do go on vacation
David say you know- are in and browse it just regard
less. There is never a transcript for silence and when there's an outer ass grasped,
There's always some thing to mine rally. Now, son
you mine, a lot of good or from land transcript present lives. You get a little longer shake will shake a bite. It's still there there's something mines yeah there.
saying deny was saying you know when they were talking about. I can't
made this analogy which, as you know, people like
where they doing you know doing target practice with the gun firing the gun
well I economy this analogy. I said with around the middle of nowhere when you ve,
A film there's lots downtime, that's do the sat up and move video veil age in if there's a lot.
People don't have a lot to do for a long period of time
And there, in the middle of nowhere- and I think there were entertaining themselves- and I would say you know if you,
and they're going here, but using the gun like well, if you
doing a movie we're ahead.
Bunch of you know, you're doing a mad max type, moving ahead, a bunch of marauding guard bikers or something and there's long periods downtime in your just sitting in the middle of an empty desert. I bet there
crew, geyser fire few up and share with a couple hot lapses era, not that different right,
so I m anyway, yeah
I did you see. I mean Jennifer Kelly tomorrow June aground lie Jennifer
might get nearly I'm
excited to have me on your idea, talk poker with
without cyanide everything up to now
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audio or more now enchanted, recur,
here's a name. We haven't heard awhile Oscar Pistorius, oh yeah. He you may remember him well I'll help you out. He was these south african, w double Amputee track star who was convict?
fatally shooting his girlfriend and twenty thirteen he's. Now
eligible for parole, but with a twist very into
I think that they do over there, so that thirty for Europe
He became known as the blade runner your member from his prosthetic legs. He became a
wide phenomenon during the twin.
of summer Olympics and on Valentine's day and twenty thirteen shot and killed his girlfriend Rita steam camp in his home?
claim. We thought it was an intruder, but member like locked in the bathroom and it was short of an unlikely moratoria. He was convicted order. You
like it was a high they.
Hi crime area, like a lot of people, are breaking in and stuff and he was kind of making. The argument of I feel very vulnerable, but general condition but shot through the door
or seemed through the wire room door, and then there was a lot of that. You start you all the time or some version of average debts.
kind of neither here nor there. But there was something to well listen to this sort of twist. He said
to be sentenced to thirteen years, but under
south african law, he became eligible for parole after completing half of the sentence and now must meet face to face with
dean camps, parents who will have in
as to whether or not he gets Pearl Z
with the victim's family and they weigh ends a wrong called while the interesting
yeah. She was a model television actress, sir some some version
or something is pretty blonde and yeah the heat
woke up in the middle of the night. I it's kind of weird: like did the dish
leap together, wishy out fired through the door, I thought I thought they were fighting and she went to the bathroom. But again this was eight years ago.
To be fair, it a you know, he's
hearing that starters pistol name near his whole life? So probably one of the
area test, squeezing the trigger not probably have a strong rest of us. You know he's used to our life now
that's an interesting defence automated. As a farmer now soda
speaking of guns. Tat I have
on likely bedfellows. That make
perfect sense when you just when I,
I'll tell you the story, it's gonna make sense the text.
Tribune reports that abortion rights advocates have found
very unexpected ally in their fight to overturn Texas
provisional version law and that I, like is gun rights.
advocates of key kind,
see a connection. I'm gonna make it a little clearer. The concern was first introduced in court by the firearms policy coalition. That's a caliph
your base, nonprofit. That advocates into
gun rights laws nationally, and the group authored a type of
filing offering information to the court in support of abortion providers. The fire
This policy coalition said Texas: is law was written in a way that could provide a blueprint for others.
to restrict gun rights by making it nearly impossible to challenge a state and federal court. So we
The Texas is doing this thing with a governs like it's, not as you guys to each other, and I think the gun of rights advocates are seeing the writing on the longer. We don't want to be sued by these guys. Well, everything is based on precedent and then everything is pay. Son, never apples, apples, precedent, but hey this thing's, climbing lying where we want to do and then
it's all just sort of about. Do you want
your government or smaller, governing one more government, her freedom, no freedom, the Athens, the guns, the guns guys all under the small government, the personal freedom so makes it least its consent
yeah thanks. I don't. I would, if I couldn't tell you, either way whether the people in this coalition are,
pro choice are not pro choice. I don't think that's the point. I think it's like you said they see like will thereby further raise. I gotta go I let's not make it easier for them to do this to us.
probably aware they probably skew a little more religious and a little less furrowed choice that general. But God is the first
right. Just
breaking news here: you have a gene sport, a black Gian sport, Fanny Pact that will be delivered tomorrow, because the one I have like very flamboyant- I went do that here loud yeah, so all get it tomorrow, I'll bring it in the next room. All right did you see the video and viral of
bases his lady making the Google eyes at Lena Caprio love. That's ok! So
phases has jokingly, threatened to kill Leonardo Capri on Monday, Laura Sanchez yeah. She was your former news or get them out here and Fox, and yet she admitted show you in a second this video surfaced of was this. I've got a climate, some other some know. This was that as a gala
film gala. This is in way film, Gala and she is, I mean, she's, really throw in every
yet we so let's watch the video. What a charming must lie at a couple of words about an bay
standing there like yesterday's lever, so there
Is this has gone everywhere? Now everyone seen it and bases trying to have fun with it. He put up a tweet
with a photo himself, we have it. Standing over sign reading, danger, steep cliff fatal drop with Captain LEO come over here. I want to show you something
I should have said he's gotta, see form on.
Right outer space? No, it goes one way here.
I mean she
What among us any any one of you with LEO sort of towering over you tuxedo
let us wouldn't get a bit of this is me- was LEO on an apple box or on the further step or something I think he was on a step. Actual research, even though basis is fairly diminutive. I think that they did
He was talking to the modest and whose use towering over them the thing about the do.
it's in their sexual reach, like you think about it, Dicaprio
Brad Pitt or something they can stretch.
that shit out
Forty years
can have a forty plush year run of Bell of the male ball gap and could dare
vanquish, any woman. Do you want it?
the gas at how old, LEO's current girlfriend is gonna make my point:
The US is five seven. Oh my gnats report
it's funny, he never gets the Napoleon complex, but he still five seven
Lee. I was six right.
LEO must be forty four forty six
I wrote it howled the scar
a three way, we'll be forty. Seven answers
hurry, he's gonna be dating, is you know it's?
point- gets older. These data saving his one
This next girlfriends is four and a half.
all right now, technically, because he's incentivize, mid sixties only has again. In a few years now,
the way work, lock up your kidney baisers, kindly one dollar, five as a foreigner bases, she stooped to longitude Baisers gonna want age appropriate way.
wow and I did
get married? I dont think it still girlfriend. I think he saw in the middle of those proceed,
that's great yourself proven other multi billion yeah. What do you do for your her? Do you just go along
for the ride and in just enjoy the shit out of life. Anyway, I mean you just go along AEGIS Deanna, let's not pressure for marriage too much. I don't want to know what to me. I haven't got cold feet. I think I'll get my not about zeal, show up and just enjoy, I think Salisbury to cross about it. But let's I mean Laurent changes may have been in danger of aging out of the industry at a certain point soon and so to fall upwards
Your face us his girlfriend is dead,
that is found gold and a disgusting indictment on our society, because I think you're right. I do. I just know that the title to Caprio never aging out now now
act out of you saw that it wasn't newsworthy, but Sir Jessica Park,
tweeting, because there is some paparazzi can
pick of her at lunch with Andy Cohen,
whose very salt and pepper hair and distinguish nice. Looking man. Well guess what
had gray hair to and everybody lost their fucking mines, and she was like what am I to do not age and
next to me is almost fully gray and he's it's like. He was too
my God, but I'm this, you know hag, because
A few grey hairs, brine down Polo yes
In its also, you know she
she made her bones on being looking like who she look like now serving harder.
I'm doing bad. Persistent, bronze she's not in make up agree. How dare she
to learn lessons may now gay guys, love Sarah just copy and how? Why are they lover so much?
while she was sort of the the epitome,
style and end quote:
one liners I mean, if we're talking cliches just
Can I dress fabulously untold like it if she was the star yeah
the amount of data, as it is interesting that there's a gay type of a female
How can I know her? Well, I'm trying to think that who are very well. Do you think she could give me a fanny per
No, I think it's on its way cause, I'm trying to say,
I mean, you're, not interested in women, sexual, but you definitely, Cathy Graven scatter gangs are gonna, just think how the Griffin ours is there a lesbian, dude
doesn't seem to be. Does their Nick offer meant all? I could come up with
Three like for you, don't hear or not the same thing riot of cultural now, nothing.
surely, ok,
this is very
narrow and the, but there was more than one.
Girl who ended up becoming law being lesbian later in life. Who was interested me as a young man?
any ethical represented a non threatening allows the Irish off not quite softly. But what do we do with a beard? And I was there- I was you know the beer, the bearded boy, I see it came under the beta prowler, then once man, it is interesting that women well actually
ports, my theory and that one
having
supported by the data, so this is just science
where men
and gay men are attracted to men like that,
they we can also and its commitment. There's no one foot in the Dude Kitty Pool man got a year in our you're out your pot committed. I don't. I do not know any straight guys who dabble well what I did. It wasn't for me money what if,
I am a girl, go less dabbling, I'm gonna see what I'm saying is like I'm not like were all provide a couple. A white clause, invincible showed,
I ll give you a little. I could blood right that doesn't
women, lotta lesbians, formerly with Brion S. Other
people, you allow a lot of flexibility. I
I've always had this theory that a lot of women who are with the women are half
if women and the other half done with me,
now both had some bad
experience is growing, maybe bad step dad bad boy friend, aroma, fuck it I am with I'm tee
coups now
Is that what she says? Yes, so they don't need
they don't have any fruit flies right there. All right I'll need em, they're they're right on rang with them. Yes, but the at the gate.
guys they're, not
with women. There are attracted to man, that's what they still have a ton of France, as in like the hang out that whole circle, I'm Andy Cohen, is perfectly in our all the real housewives and everything through the heart. That's my that's mouth.
sorry for the islets ringing.
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