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from guerrilla one studios, Langdale California. This is the atom. Corolla show atoms gas today, three time World Heavyweight Champion, Lennox Louis and from the daily show, Michael Carstone, but China Grant on news, while Brian on sound of acts and will play another round of sling it forward. And now in California, we saying there's no place like homeless for the holidays, Adam Parole, oh yeah, get it on got to get a choice begun a man. Did you get it on? to an end, and thanks for sharing, we love that about you. Write Gina Gran adds right PAN Barbara Cool, where I got the stuff to get to Burma, Thames Z, but First Brien's, gonna, give us a health update, sober

I want? You fill a sand and what you know yes characterises. Don't ask me for a few days a week, or so I have how to health update, well, I'm getting a mri and see my doctor for the results next week this week so lets a hold up. that is all I have something to talk about. That point. Catch everyone up so far most all of twenty twenty I've been on. Some kind of treatment some kind of medication furry off my brain tumor, Early on this area was timid, arduous classic. The standard treatment tumblr doktor saw little shadow on the MRI in life. Is let's get out of this thing and put yonder the old fashioned chemotherapy. We all know and love did that for a few minds, and around Jude. He saw a couple of dots on their didn't like that. You know I wanna be aggressive with their. So let's put you on this newer medication, not brand new, but it there are a couple years. The new you called Devour guy and will keep me on that for hopefully LISA

London zeal that goes, and I dont know I haven't been that vocal about it by the side. Effects from the stove arguer were really really really reaffirming. The last six months have been the toughest six months. I've had physically and damage to health. I sense way back and twenty eleven or two dozen nine, when I was a really going through the radiation that nothing is ever going to come close to that'll, be that's my rock bottom until I die. That's my bottom typesetting. This description for the medication nausea, vomiting cramps, point shading. I got it all, I gotta do you sitting at the wheel. We asked what happened like your fingers and you're makin anything I would. If people casual how you doing man like I wouldn't lie to me. Like I'm doing great, I would try to summarize it as, like everything hurts from my head to my toes like like the bottoms of my feet

became blistered and sore and and bruised from the medication like it hurt to walk. After you know where socks Tibet every night, with like article four on my feet, just a real help. The skin kind of regenerating was constantly chasing the dragon at everything hurt from my item. I fear there are the pick a place up. My finger tat, I showed you guys months ago, were distinctly blister magic tender. I couldn't open anything and another thing to catch up for God's sake, and you certainly can pick up tests that no doubt not that that was more the hardest things, because you know she's home half the time Mina with us, and I will not but to do much whether physically yes ever have like an old found like you know, you have you on the phone for a while. They have updated the Iowa, Sir, the property system or whatever and next and now you wake up in the morning with a full battery. You check your emails. You check social media, whatever you do, you have breakfast next thing. You know it

down like fifty sixty percent? I do not always like railway gone. That's how I felt for the last six months. I had no energy, like I better get sap just so quickly that into the day I was I was useless. Your poor Christie was doing everything by bedtime bath time the whole, routine, I'm so six months was sort of the sketch, like won't do that for six months, sea of civic and what we can do to knock back. This tumor stop growing whatever about weight loss, my God, while you can probably see me, I looked probably thinner, but I the lowest I weighed myself last week of the week, or was one thirty three allows grabbing NEA on six Rita.

and I walk around, you know what we're after once, Vinnie came into our lives and I really embrace Kido. Did it full time walkin around at about one sixty eight, when seven Yonah mean like right about there was my: was a good fit wait for me, so the medication just call Waldner one. We talked about this. I had no appetite. No, nothing sounded good, didn't want to eat anything, and on top of that I would lose weight in a rapidly as a result of being on not just not eating but as a result of being on the medication. So it's a double. me so fast forward to yesterday when I met with doktor redneck and he comes in and merely looking at the MRI is like well. The good news is that you know that the MRI looks the same, as is locked the last few months. We seem to have stopped wherever tumor progression may have been starting so You know just because you know odyssey you're on your hope, you're, hoping you what we

We want to have happened as I come in and you're the Morlocks fantastic thing shrunk by half and bubble. Why doesn't always happen and it goes donkey discouraged We consider this a wind like we ve stopped the tumor from growing, and I make this is. This is a point where we can say thanks and goodbye to this device that you have done you didn't six months. You did a great job, you do you're doing there. The whole thing, like aren't people bailed out honestly with your side effects, but you did the whole thing, and now we can say Hey. Let's give you six weeks off. For the holidays, analyse relieved convene in January. Let's do an mri then see if there is any movement, any progress, If so, we can reconvene and talk about me. Another treatment, like you know, amino therapies on the table. Lots of all things are on the table because I've staved off this latest dino round of potential tumor advanced So he's idea. What would you take some time off eat enough around some weight.

enjoy the holidays and will meet in January. We do no other another mri, then, and you will go from there, but you didn't. You know this divided his job. That's your called out to win and move forward from their so marvellously, mostly very good news, really, probably the best case scenario: either the tumor didn't progress. Any list of Argo actually worked out and go through all this for nothing so worked up. I've. I feel you can probably heard my voice on clear of energy. I probably honestly think about it. I feel the best I felt in twenty twenty, which is crazy. I thought that I spent the whole year on cancer treatment, whether was timid, our worst of Argo or what are some combination of both, and I wanted to say thank you not just to the people, listen for putting up with what I think will not go down in history. As my best year on the podcast, I was frankly out of it for a long time

after you guys, you know you guys are put up with a loud and the item as always showed a lot of them. A lot of our loyalty with me. You know not always my best this year, although maybe I couldn't tell me this river, this wasn't I passed. That's how I appreciate it to everyone who eyes listing renew our right back at you were family gothic Arafat not my media family, but none Is there some spiritual, pod gas family in good yeah, I mean and ever from a technical question, do they get the last MRI sort of transpose it onto the new MRI they put it on top of each other like when they do with schematics are clear grass it there what it side by side, because my doctor seem ten thousand of these very nose is looking at and also keep in mind the immoral she does slices! You know what it means are not always going to line up precisely they're getting on my few millimetres so rather than you

scroll. It's weird can I should take a video of its some time for the document. It is as though you're going through my brain, a camera allowing down like this cause, you're looking up and down toward my chin towards my scalp toward much remains. It's crazy, three defect. What good so you're tides. Coming back. I have eaten multiple dinners per night the last week, I'm starving I'm arrive at its I've compared to like, as though I woke up like a baron, It has been hibernating for six months and, like oh, my god, I'm amazed, aided, I'm starving, need to eat and I'm I'm you know, I'm I've a ravenous up everyone? Listening to this, should we should all grub up to your house at once, a rude challenges just mo through as much as possible. I really multiple cheeseburgers and stick over the last week, it's also a great coming into the holidays, preserve one else's trying to watch it. Knowing you know, should they have that second piece of

whenever you got about twenty five pounds worth of leeway. So, gonna, be hard hard to get back up. Your fight, Wait, no matter how hard you try over this. Over holiday, good bye, oh great, I literally feel the best I felt all calendar year and I'm excited Fer a mixed, I'm like looking forward to like next year, like you know, getting back to the gym. God forbid. If it opens up, I when I you know, get be active and do things I've energy again for the first time in six twelve months, good. Thank you for the update our right. I was on a team z this morning. Our teams who live this morning and I pulled a clip crystal the clip of it and it's something talked about it. They brought up at the end of talking about stuff. They brought up by the Owen,

get the mast, rose thing ready to at some point early see article or somethin fur, maybe Dawson rate, but they are the best. the Tom cruise thing and I got into a sort of the jail. I got into here on it that we cannot chuckled about but I'll replay because they just seem to have rate reaction to this concept. But I've been thinking about it more as a concept that made me and made me laugh. So here we go Tom Cruise is Superintend sky probably doesn't blow off steam on a regular basis, sounds like pretty intense guy, but I blow off steam. On my part, gas every single day Tom probably is pressure cooker and in point, it blows, but the thing- I got was interesting about back as I listen to it in its entirety,

it's where and when you get to such a point of power, where nobody can talk back and no one can make excuses. Pray. So when you go on one of these jagged, you just keep going. It's like playing handball against. The curtains like nothing ever comes back, so ended up repeating themselves seventeen times, because Everyone was just dead. Silence in the room about most arguments, most arguments you get into you go X, Y, see they go pity q and then you just go back and forth its independence match. That's that's why he got Murray redundant, you got a lumber guys, passion is probably somewhere doing. Pushups right now and I do not hold them nor for that sanctimonious me, I believe you just said that I was thinking exactly the same thing, because it kept repeating himself- and I dont know if, if you send this item but at all

smells like he was petering out when he repeated like the fourth by ETA, get wanted to say something differently. Just think of it is like I'm just gonna go back to that same one. Again, it's even get a reaction. You know realise that when you are, you are like. So what Tom cruise crews had ten minutes were them energy and fire in his belly, when only forty five seconds worth of idea is the best description. I think I've heard of totally perfect yeah. Start. Thinking about that. I realized there are so many dad's always do that. You don't mean come back. Thing into this step, daughters, room and they go. You live garage door open again. gonna be held of pay and then stepped Argos are closed.

Because it s you ok, first off our our eye That arise door was open. When I pulled up last night, you know the number one cause for break ins. Are people come in through the garage door and the door of the house was unlock so if you're either toying with the idea Don't even entertain the thought of God causing that I urge door step daughter. I got home late and I forgot arms. Ok,. when I got home, it was open yeah. I forgot to close it. You know what it feels like. First golf. I pay the mortgage on this house. I pay the insurance on this house. I pray for the groceries I pay for them down. Comforter you have on your bread and when I

I'm pulling up and I see the garage door open, my cool this garage door open and why, They stop yeah. I did it once it won't happen again. God worry you better see to it that it does Then you better read the book. the gradual, shocking to close its shelf. Ok, My fault. Ok, it's my fault. I get it, you know what. You don't hear your fault, Here's how anyone else's fault James would fall Christian Rinaldi's fall, not anyone who they are I was watching. Sports therefore came in now that the manager of the mat but its walls that bad beats. You know what

Why the bronze doors close now, you know why why, because I closed the garage, you're. Ok, Thank you. Ok with me, I can't breathe everywhere. Wants I care my job and monitoring the ground. You're, so it So am I make myself clear yeah? I guess I got at ten it's a girl. You understand, I don't like having these conversations right. yeah, I don't either in you take just because it is gone on twenty minutes longer than in needed here. I would somehow get some kind of satisfaction. Out of this. I was obeying joy this do you get. to do this now. I dont think you get paid to do this and I am not trying to win some canna popular. a contest or some short African.

very break off here You understand I'm in charge of the safety of this family yeah. I feel like Thank you and I'm sorry, and it won't happen again. You know where the number one rate and you know you know how they enter. You know the gang barriers enter the house. You are the number one opening they enter. The premises from big arise, good gas. I'll make. We were pre myself, Cosette you think, I'm and join us not join. This kind of seems like it Is there going to return to a safe home or the garage doors clause yeah have any plans in the future. I believe in the garage door, open yeah. I think I said

You said yeah, you do. Could you inform me of those plants times? I e I won't do it won't happen again. and it was a mistake doing this. For my health, there would be tedious goodbye and take its internal. That's right. People get more pierced when you give a quick answer. Exile won't happen again. I do love it. people still have that moment of my dad used to do that to me grown up and he would yellow be walk out of the room and then come back with. Like oh and another thing I ever did I loved it? That's a mom move in my house. That's the best adds it's over. It's worth the belly anger, forty five seconds worth of five and we gotta make rock soup. After this we got a stretch. It out, I know, in a weird way. There must be some men ground because

Shutting people down by saying sorry, it's not gonna happen again is too fast further momentum they have. They have too much too much and I'm heading into that room and because they are looking for a fight it unless you're like your knees grovelling to they take it as some sort of a slight. You know. come what you think, I'm overreacting. They have to take it as some sort of a slight that Sorry I got it. I do like I also like when they get out of the gate high like really hot, but the problem is when you go on too long and you get to redundant and Nobody answers, at the EU or challenges you then at the end, which happened occurs at the end, You start getting into this melancholy mode. You go where luck we're all family. I get it. you know it up and then they for everyone. They hit little. They hit little.

eggs and valleys ago. I get it right. We all want The same thing I'm in charge of Zynga shut down. They go back up per second than they starts line and by the end like you're right, I can occur brought you guys I want. What's with what's best in other judge, dart, curse thing to stop and also they ve heard themselves yelling for eight minutes. Now they realize, like IRAN, thinks there dish right now on latest teams is now mashed rose and Malibu is defying the lock down master. Now those awesome and people need there's even towering, but Yes, we do and also that the huge out door canopy. I mean they ve got a big parking lot out there and they just moved at all outside and it's a great state joint and they got shut down. Think about

no it's probably not scientific but out or dining and receive. gotta be a little more dangerous than outdoor dining on the Pacific Coast, like literally with just the wind, just make it out to sea, but they ve justified it and and they embedded my tin hornful story into their story, but do you have it Yeah I Headliners Masters Ocean Club Malibu, come dining folks, screw new sums ban. Adam Corollas get another option for the next time. He wants to stick it to Governor Gavin Newsome by sitting down at a restaurant dynamic, and this he's, got ocean views, master, Ocean Club Malibu, one of our biggest celeb hotspots is still very much open for business too. Ella, counties, ban on inshore and outdoor dining, and it's pretty easy to defy the law and snag table a source. DMZ Mastro still operating as a quote underground open with patron.

Whining and dining, underneath the big White Tent set up outside the fancy. Restaurant, Volkswagen to dine out during the pandemic can make reservations by phone were told, there's no password or anything like that plenty of reservations available every day this month on open table passwords the video we got was shot Tuesday night inside the makeshift dining room and it shows all staffers warring face coverings, adhering to the same regulations established when outdoor dining returned earlier this year outdoor indoor dawning, suspended in L, a county and of social and all ok, I'll under newsrooms order at the November. When I see you capacity, a local hospitals drop below fifteen percent, the chain as pissed off a lot of people who don't understand, what's changed to suddenly make outdoor dining less safe. We we I wonder if there to be a little tipping point here, because the the way humans work is the

first place to defy the order and open without door. Dining. That's a tough one second place is a little easier by timing into the Temple. To get pretty easy scheme where rates game. On and in a look, no further than dogs in the airport. It started off as trickle of dogs there and the more people saw that people were to spring and dogs and airport that fuck and bring in my dog with me, too. I suspect, you're gonna hear a lot more. These store, and also mast rose. Is in Malibu it's on pc age. It's it's one of the most visible restaurants of tin horn. Last Sunday in a corner in Burbank in their profile, Russia, for sure, yeah

and and their slap, your? U the card ashy and shall be rolling into that places. Why that's what I'm saying so that could be a high enough profile place that it may be back on with the outdoor dining, so up, hopefully, drew is I'm looking at drew through the glass there yeah Are you I wanted to bring some because I'm talking to you about it on our part cast their earlier today, which is there's been some Contra see I think I saw upon it here comes. The sorry pounded on CNN talking about will even you get? The vaccine is still have to wear mask any still. they do women, air travel and stay indoors, and all that even with the vaccine, because there can still spread the disease and It didn't sound right, so I talked to Doktor drew about it so vaccine up

drew for you and when what it? What about needing to wear, masks or not travel or that kind of stuff. Once you ve been administered, the backs, I know of no evidence you can spread the virus if you ve had a vaccine. Doktor Bruce just got his first vaccine, I'm very jealous minds up in about two weeks but Bruce's in. If it turns out that there is some ability to spread the virus, it seems to me a simple solution would be Baden. I washes of the oars islet alma, wash the nose and mouth. Then that will not happen so plan to move about freely once had been fully vaccinated. Quite quick question about that. What about people who have already? had covered right. Does everybody s that question and invest? Strangely enough, I saw an article. Just today were a physician was saying: I've had covered and I plan to get the vaccine. I thought why, because the people are the press has so distorted people's thinking, The reality is a study out of San Diego scraps, employers that showed the

but he's go up and the antibodies go down. That's with every illness and left behind is met. be cells and help her memory, t cells, which Greece, army standing, ready to respond when you re exposed the virus, every Shreck evidence suggests that is, adequate immunity. Should you be re, exposed sir before the next year, I'm working with a company called additives that we're gonna start measuring that function in January and prove once and for all the debt sorry community persist network I'll, be there in a year, not sure, will we need any booster vaccine, not sure, but in this short term seems to me need to be vaccinated. If you ve had the virus their seat talk about getting trumpery vaccinated, That's the only the only reason that makes any sense is be the regeneration, reduced somebody antibody response, ripening monoclonal antibody early the disease- maybe they don't have his robe

Austin immune response, but I don't know anybody has proven that cholera reeled back there, just the dash so where these decades, on the news dark and about needing, where mass, even ambiguity, vaccine vaccine aggravated or needing to be vaccinated, even after you ve been exposed, they will during damage is really kind of bewildered out. There is little bewildering. Are they just gonna? Kick the fuckin gravy train rolling dude? It is terrifying, horrifying cataclysmic, catastrophic, a grim and staggering that's right right, those are the new words you can't say together even said every GDP day since last February, but these are for king physicians there having on their. How I understand is a little bit of we kind of work out some stuff. We don't know with certainty, but whenever there is on Indeed they go full scale in this. One direction right when I object to is when

the people in power, go wow, there's no evidence or data that suggest outdoor dining as dangerous, but we want people to stay home. So I just to do what we want to do and there may be no evidence. That suggests you can spread the disease after you, ve been vaccinated better than that people do so we're gonna have mask up anyway and if the thousand people die of second hand smoke every year, because a man gets a body bags, Africa, foreign, you, we need body bags in here. The governor, yeah, Avenant Fifty die every year every day. Seven are fifty people die routinely in California, but now we need to get more body bags well Thousand people have died in LOS Angeles County, because this disease are never coming back by four, informed us that they're, not my bag. Do we need that kind of common tearing from the experts, as that more

yet for your mom after she had a couple. Momo says: do we may be, Paul there she wrong autumn. This one had the Tipp of his spear irony, the folks errors. We argue yes the information we do. We need that kind of sidebar commentary, cores what we do without it she broke out at started crying the other day. You don't believe me to buy it now I did not. I did not believe that she was. She was fuckin falling apart up there by I love this steady hand of a crazy witches, bawling and telling us folks are never coming back. That's just what we need. That's just what I town the size of LOS Angeles, enabling every rock and frail that job whose bawling up their enemy doing there just ahead of a bed when I'm to curve- and I too you patients that it made me fuckin, laugh it's that that she's, not fine, I'm not I'm, not faulting her from for crying out for

thing us for making her the spokesperson for this, you don't want to. People who are heading up the infectious disease stuff actually breaking down and talking about people souls never coming back. anyway, so maybe after mast rose and a horn flats I will see will monitor the situation, but I will bet you that thereof gonna be more more restaurants. It defy the order and get. My guess is. If we know of these two that there's gotta be a number of dozen or more, you know just kind of doing it. We don't. You know that probably the first one would definitely get a little a little notoriety masters would get it because their masters and then, after that we shall le. We shall see, oh by the way, had Megan at the other shop. I should dare call mast rose and tell him the guy who's embedded,

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was their friends and their families as well as the community, so I would argue discussing what people meant to their family doesn't really have a lot to do with covert updates. This gives us some numbers tell us what to do, and most of us will do yes, either conspiracy theory, This is only based on just seeing her multiple times in the past. She does come across as fairly cold and not just physically, like she's, always freezing like Twa, but just a code. person- and you know just gives this- this dads and says I don't answered you. I only answer to so, and so do you think it was suggested to her did she show more emotion, pr move? Yes, Do not now. I normally don't have any those kind of conspiracy theories but who knows this prize. I wouldn't I'm not a bad theory, I just.

my feeling is that we need to get a little back into the numbers in the dad and science in a little off the in out when you hear com, saying. If why in our view, shaves one person that he's done its job, like that kind of talk, is not good for people making policy it. Just it just isn't it's kind of the opposite of policy, one person's gonna die a thousand We're gonna die many people. I'll die. Now after once that against the economy or kids staying at home and being beaten by their alcoholic step. That and all the other certain negative unintended counts. glances that come from this from these policies all right, let's see Michael CASTOR comedian is gonna. Join us we'll take a quick break, zoom human right after this

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first drain boring rain, wet gangs any are these in a whorehouse sweating, the whole time wet, Gilbert Great takes a bath in the second act. Where do they departed movie theater seed wearing a hat start writing on a wet. It starts at a pocket river. Where great Gatsby irony said it was the second example. What's wrong with this audience, he dies in the pool at the end. They attach it well, a diamond rather do a river shooting a machine gun, wet aviator crashes into the ocean. Where best, Our diary is top of the building jerking off start training on a he's, always my whole Costa, where is on the atom cool issue, go to sea again, Michael,

what a way to come in? Thank you very much, yeah thanks wherever I do the Caprio Wet Bit my said as well, but it's different. It's different shoe it's different, not that gets a problem, so you are what you were lit watching and listening to them with much different. What once here s, another common go down a path of a joke, you have it's just it's just you start to boy, with anger, see you like. If it gets close to me, I'm a freak out. Well what I while I was thinking about as I think I could switch to a shy above dry bit that I've been. can. I chair, so I think there's room enough for both of us onstage. That's what I'm saying so you have. You also recognize that he's always wet. For many many years, you ve realized. Well, it's a great it's. it's a arrive act. I've never thought about until a minute forty seconds ago, but its it is a good in its

how comedy is supposed to work, because you bring up concept and people. aha like I've, never thought about that. No one has ever thought about that. You know you can't Oh Asians, are such slow drivers hours ago our agenda, but you go. happier where you go. Why, then you prove it and that's that's the genius of a good bit so is a great. But where would you have gone? Someone said Wolf Wall Street. Is that he's where it is and the poor thing gets Champaign sprayed on their people love to come up after I do their bit in go. What about blood? body of why it's always gives fucking worthies sweating the whole time. But what and it's like they want the joke to keep going, but so and I'm sure all you know this- I get into the next year quick as I don't want that joke to linger too long. because there's someone is gonna, yellow revolutionary road and then I'm screw. Even we did so much research,

I would say, even when he's not gonna films, that any pops up on Tansy only time ever see, em is walking on the be terribly Maguire He is always wear, and I wonder when I see him in these films, I mean this aid de cameras he's wearing make up for sure. So I got a pain in the ass to have him in your movie. That's like he's. Gotta, keep a reapply that make up. I don't know how they you know, but Adam speaking of the joke, people go like. Oh no! What's he? What's he talking about Europe yoke, and I saw you whenever we were allowed to see people? this comedy store a long time ago, and you were you started the bit about this. The DC sniper right I don't know if you remember this, but yes I'm listening to it, I'm going. How is he going to make this a joke? Stop at him, I'm like really like. Don't do that and it made me laugh so hard, I think about all the time. Cuz. It's about your son, saying: why did he shoot those people and then it's some

like you said why you do you know if the little boys don't go in their rooms are saving the? I was timed Ireland, I'm butchering now. That's that's fine! I love butchers ass. I now Is it completely organic thing that happened when I was sitting and on Howard Stern? Show that I never even thought about working in to a stand up routine because sometimes, when you say stuff, that's real are actually happen. It doesn't land into year care Gory of choices for stand up the archive to sit around and think of a joke, or concept or premise, but just to paraphrase myself, it whatever year was. It was just me Robin and Howard and and rob and must do in the news and she was doing the story. The Deasey sniper her thing was their shooting people at Bay. stopped or shooting a gas station of shooting mother driving cars. Everyone is completely not only freaked out and then Howard. What do we tell the children, and I said

tell them? He only shoots kids that don't clean the road network was brass, that's much better than my papers, but that that, may I think it sometimes that joke that. Just is so funny to me and also something my father would say so it's like it makes me think I don't know it just it hit me on a visceral left for well. And whirling under another twenty minutes on me and my comment: it ill it it's like jokes, have the kind of make sense like you go you a clean room. Your kid does have to run serpentine the fifth grade, its win, win early so this land up special by the way Detroit New York ally with shot in Detroit on New York and allay it's available now on comedy central dot com is a very funny Shaw and people need think laugh about now and its. Yes, you get on calmly central

When did you shoot it? I shouted for the pandemics about a year ago, so There is some there, some feeling that you're watching a different generation, even though it was eleven months ago two months ago, there's big crowd, you know, but also what fun and unexpected about it was. I wanted to take the viewers on a trip through three different comedy. I wanted to really show viewers what comics per warm and different rooms, and it's not always a theatre with with nine cameras and great audio and lights. So now, when you watch it going through we went through it. It is kind of fun to travel, because our and been anywhere, and so people are messaging saying hey, I really liked, especially as I got to actually go different places. So there we go win win for that. Wasn't the planet You know, I wonder sorry with the pandemic and just entertain.

general, like we all, remember, Eddie Murphy, stand up, specials and richer prior all group at that stuff, but feel like now. Maybe chapels doing well doing a lot of this and still is but don't revealers any rules any more for stand of specials, you can shoot a small like you used to be. We gotta get a big theater and we got a light. The shit out of aunt we're gonna have the guy's initials. In the background and ten foot letters it's just like know people want that anymore. I think they want things a little raw on a little sort of man not overly produce. Yes,. Well that I was seeing so many specials and Members screaming at the tv a few times going what is special about this? What what about this comics form special. What about this scene, especially in and you know you mention those previous those felt special to me guided to see those So I wanted to try something that felt special

besides just man or woman, I'm on a stage talking for an hour colleagues. Central was open to the idea. They said this is the money for your special. If you want to shoot it and twelve places, that's fine, but when you go to the twelve place, you're gonna have eight eight dollars left right. You know, but it was fun. It was three times the amount of work because we went to three different places that I regret. But you know, We go from the big Fun special theatre, to literally me on a bike in the free in cold in Manhattan, going to an intimate basement, damp, comedy club and I think, So many comedy viewers think I don't know they just don't understand how difficult it is and how each night you're going to such different venues with such different people in the Hollywood improv is great, but the

all DOM in the audience, or they don't laugh, but that so different than the night before, where you are in Manhattan, which was the night before when you're a big theatre in Detroit, and we have to make you laugh at least try make you laugh, no matter what the situation had strikes me that the Hollywood Improv may be one of the most tourists de stand up, MRS ever, which is not really in a bachelor at parties celebrating you know and things like that. It is very tourists d, even Kirsty, I would say than the comedy store that sound, accurate Theo yeah. That the store I mean I got pastness during two thousand a, and there was three people on the audience most of the night and it This reminded me of Jim, reminded me of grit and in raw more New York and then it kind of since then? It just now at the you I forget, I know what's going on now, but it was just popped popped off all

time the improv? They had a run there were they switched to like a barbecue restaurant and I going in la you're. Gonna switched barbecue. So it's taken handsome different faces, but It is vital to how they would improve its just a bunch of agents nodding going that's funny, but no one's actually laughing. Yeah, it's a tougher crowd there and then there's laugh factoring in an ice ass. I ever places it's kind of interesting, although I do the way we would want it that every club It has its own personality, which is in its an interesting sociological thing out their separated by a couple of miles, sometimes a couple of blocks, and yet the place like almost physically, takes on a personality to introduce yeah they absolutely end.

Depending on how they like you, your own comfort level is different: the store, I feel like its home. You know I got a parking space come on in and then I get the Hollywood in private and ways like dreading. The parking How do I too? Am I allowed the valet, they told me I could, but in the guys I was mad at me. You know I did just were literally like said half a mile away and I just went from totally comfortable and confident in performing to like how do I even They are. Oh, my god, you know so a job the Eu Park over. Unlike Fred Siegel Parking Lot and you walk across the street, but I'm I'm too we are convinced that the guy who's out there with the windbreaker has nothing to do with the improv or parking ungenerous. Like I'm gonna tell my shun luck. If shit doesn't work out or you get strung out, unfair now just buyers bright, yellow windbreaker, understand in parking, lots and Hollywood on Saturday night and then, when people park you go where he hadn't

and they go- I'm gonna cross Street the old spaghetti factory. Ok, when you gonna be back bout, our two hours and then that I will always tape you when they come back, as you just say, you're just standing that isn't there the story every year and allay around the holidays of some guy who just bought a party of Manchester stewing People's cars. Yes, it's cool, Geller libretto got girlbride, put up a party, omitted inlet, put the vast down and you can just take everyone's car. Everyone just gives your keys Oliver. I love that when we were down in San Francisco are up in San Francisco at the fishermen's wharf craftsmen. We shop. I was there. They literally took a poster of a guy and put him up in the parking lot by the wharf and there like do not give this guy money, that's the sky just cause he's wearing a bow tie and a Nehru jacket? Does that mean has anything to do with the parking in this? this facility. What was remember that yeah, like an apple it up,

We ask you this. If you're that guy's mom proud, The poster upset over the I was there, either make an argument for proud of the posts there is a young entrepreneurs are absolutely because our cash, the the you do better. By the way, are you gotta go Oh yeah, where's that eight, this future by the way being called an individual's almost ass bad. Seeing call that gentleman like the two gentlemen and entered the seniors home. They they Merely then the gentlemen Pistol wept and then the one gentlemen left from the wind gentlemanly at all try another way that that's a nice, that's that's it. Eight hundred dollar sign- I mean they mounted that they put some some cement in there oh yeah, you yeah well very

Have you gone San Francisco you're gone by the bank And you're gone and fishermen's wharf, that's it's gotta, be laminated. you're, not a man, you can't just you can't just take a refrigerator box in a sharp that second chits gonna fall apart. First time Siegel she had hit it. Yeah. What what the the I surf x matic do not pay this individual pay machine at all times. Be funny, is if other I started getting in on the act and eventually they're just tongues of signs with different people on it, like ready, punch Mosaic like what kind of like the crowd in a ball game now with covered right, because people's heads up there now and then people. I guess what started planning like use the shot me when I was heavier. Why don't you get a modern shadow me? You got a bit Tom Cruise running because I was just talking about I'm grass well

and you know I watched, I watch your clip on his on listening to him yesterday, which is great because he it was you're so right about that where he said you know, do you got it? You get this level of celebrity, where no one can disagree with you, and so he say it was very funny that everyone saying yes, Sir, yes, Sir damn I I don't think I can few anything is actually saying. I love that he's passionate about this and I love. I think it always. Someone's, recording and then immediately uploading like what a fuckin snitch you know. Does anything. Does anything just privately happen anymore, but I finished the delete bit by saying Tom Cruise as always running and why I should have done is then gone through all of his movies where he's running, but I did not do that and I had to take the special. I decided just stop that joke there, but the item, I don't think, there's a.

courage movie, where he hasn't run, I mean item, I don't think it exists. He does a little a little sliding on occasion, but almost ass almost always exclude in writing, I excellent runner. Well, you know has short appendages. Yes contact. and so when you built, like God, we'll stern trend our like you found out, stop their unit Pater Daniel Stereo Super Guph. I've never even seen around, but I can see at my head. It's a fucking abortion right, arms and legs everywhere, Tom Cruise, it's just a little small displacement engine with those pistons just pop a ride. Yeah, there's a reason: Vince Bonds not always running it. Just now would look terrible, scrape, etc. anyone over six to know no can do with the running, but the little guys around

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