At the top of today’s pod, comedian Jodi Miller returns to the studio, filling in for Gina Grad. Adam chats with Jodi and Bryan about getting confused for Norm Macdonald, as well as his thoughts on drive-thrus, spitting gum out the window, and how people dispose of trash. The guys then play a clip from Jodi’s AGT appearance, and Adam talks about taking a shuttle to the Rams game, which sparks a debate about sitting in the front seat when you take an Uber. Later, film critic Christian Toto joins the pod to discuss wokeness in Hollywood, predictions for this year’s Oscars, and who would be the ideal host. Before the break, Adam recalls some of the Oscar jokes he wrote that didn’t make it to air.
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Jerry Miller is and will do will have some other guests news folks
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and was alone hidden mess, and I just thought: let's get some blood and studio and kicks.
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right before we went on the air. I was saying we did. We talk to you about your wrestling days, and you said now you don't you at Elinor Kerrigan right who probably came in the day s March, as is yes. Having said that, you do know, there's another journey Miller who I've been with, can t I've been confused with many times who is a professional body bill?
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look sort of similar. In fact, some guy went on a date with me and thought is going on a date with her. While Eleanor
our common aim to it struck me that you're constantly confusion. I used to get it with nor Mcdonald NICE it by
does norm passed- and I thought I'd turn the page on the chapter
alive- you doubt crossing the street yesterday yesterday grass industry guy stopped at the thing
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are you do know. I mean it. Could a confusion with Bob Zagat, so maybe maybe that's a step toward the light like you're. Getting rid of all the people that you look sort of similar to us.
as it was happening, is saying once you mistake once
makes a mistake. It doesn't really matter if the other person die now. You're still are going to be mistaken, for that
walking down the street- hey petty white
they can rely on. You shall write letters to other Brian money was bright. Bishop there's worthy
and bishops that are about the same level of fame is me, which is not one, is a movie reviewer. I used to confuse room all the time. The other is a bitcoin like develop a bit the Bitcoin world.
one day, someone region
to me. Like hey what you want. Do you like up? I free order was paid in our partnership thing. Can we get on the phone? I sure whatever views about movies knew its on whose Poconos
and the capacity of our Bitcoin alike are you look,
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Underlings is like ok, well, conversation internally and look at bacteria again. Never again here
I do.
I don't know why you just made me think of it. Oh god, you can find it max a patter. We did a crank anchors bed, so one of my favorite all timers and we did a prank anchors bed with the guy who belches constantly to the end of the phone, never stops belting oven
name and US authorities and Plant Jim Florentine Florentine does the belching and for some reason you know when you think
bout, doing, prank phone call, you
think, warehouses gonna go. Are they gonna accuse you of lying Erlich gonna say you did this? Are this didn't happen like? What is the other persons?
Action gonna be when you tell him something not in this particular case. It was something we could have never anticipated shoes,
Jim Florentine calls to get a job. He then belches
phone is lousy can and the person on the other end swears
that its somebody in his office, whose on a third lying around I'll swing into the father, was just like, while this best found humor ever ever verdict that you could never, then he starts talking about what he's going to do to this person when he finds them guide and then, of course, Bobby Fletcher character.
Jim Florentine immediately goes into. This is an outright how unprofessional fees which
but just landed on everyone's lap there when it's gotta, be fluid, I don't know why
just remind me. That's all that's great to find that your talk,
I'm curious in your guys thought about this and other thing. I learned walking down the street.
I noticed a pan
seeker to seek pad.
and I notice that there is a Mcdonald's, DR throw em
the drive through window from the drive
winter to the street, was about twenty five thirty feet and that at the sidewalk, where the
Driveway went down. The letter went back onto the main street after they drove through
on one side of that, Dr Way, with?
tons of dried up gum in other
Actually I've heard a lot over the foresight? Tar and then I realized
sits on one side. Is that the other side? And then I realized everyone gets
their drive through chewing gum everyone, because their Mcdonald's gum, Chile
Amerika and the only one
March, shopping gum chilling and they live in it.
Some twenty five feet to get the fries out of the bag right to someone's behind over there they're pulling head, but they stop stop because they realize I've come and live while they're gonna pull onto the site. But I gotta stop look at a few cars pass. That's the point where the gum exits the mouth non to the now, ironically, the sidewalk. It's not the blacktop were you.
never walk you! Ve! Never walk up the drive that DR throw
That's right in the middle. The sidewalk is right where they stopped because they're pulling out into the street and they go
I no longer need this gum
spit it out the window and then the grab a handful of fry stadium, and I got the Mcdonald's bag
extra napkins. All the rammers papers met, Tailor made for you properly disposed of your piece of gum, verses, sense,.
or of sidewalk. Yes, I just was going to ask you. This was that your first go to is to spit it out or to look for something to put it as well
We must bear in mind was regularly us. We look for a place to put the gun. I once was doing my laundry and found out like what the fuck's in my pocket you find
dollar bills are energy area. I found raw
chewing gum in the front Parker message that I was standing somewhere in some event or something where there was nothing to do with this gum, and I literally just put it in my pocket. I do
yeah. I do
necessarily if their kids listening, that's probably not the way to do it, I couldn't get up and walk out of this room or find a wrapper or find a trash. Can I was like I'll just put it. My pocket knife course forgot about it, but that's a far cry from the guy. Just
is it? I always think about it. It's almost like a picture. If you ever.
one time I was, how sitting
went to
It reminds me of something I want to say include chicken, and I had this stupid dog that risk
with the house in areas like I one subject on which subject as I once a piece of scale peace.
ass. I went to sum up so tired of this thing. Deal bugging me that I took a piece of
pickled, radish or whatever the rue beggar, whenever I read ran, are anything like a fuckin try to us after deducting the dog put. It is rather, he didn't say
this openness rather not allowed back got back. I realize that
tat. We have a lot of people, it's like I'm no law. I dont want this thing in my mouth. I don't want to hear anymore now this above my mouth, it'll fall. I lock judge. Let a fly their cases like what I do want to follow. My car nose out of my mouth out the window. This fall, let that let everyone
walking up and down the sidewalk that the record stand on. My nor Mcdonald tried to kill someone's dog while how sitting that's what I got out of that, however, everyone does, when we learn all day to asking right now, that's
but you should walk Eliza Funny, I've, I've
up the wad of gum, unlike anything, I can in fact I once actually put it so stupid and I've had to use a later in a dollar bill. I didn't realize I grabbed a dollar bill and put it in their back my pocket, and then I needed that dollar bill now. Instead, somewhere, I can remember: where do I go? Societies is trying to get it out
We need this unearthly handing it nobody wanted that I mean it was just a nightmare person the counter, but I would like to have some degree and do some cocaine at least do that already have wrought governor what you're gonna home, where you're going cocaine lower than we are
we arrived at America's got talent, clear idea from Season nine, two thousand and fourteen. I thought I'd be good way to at the table with Jody
so what I did, I think we're gonna this
are you New York for the less is others out here? Who does you hypnotize, Ets,
ventriloquist.
And you got Howie
yet our Millbay yep, it's good thing that they, both just from
Jump Street, went with housing how're you I know like because, if thereby
normal and just want with Howard
Can't I mean then, their real outcome dancer by Well Howard. What if there were no with their rose by the way-
people that say: they're not
screw that up yeah scrutiny,
I work with the guy in the other
sigh, the sharp, nay, Madame share course, I'm an atom whenever filming self NATO go.
Adam and then we'll both go. What and therefore go? Ok you be share in Riyadh, actually takes fourteen
and for him to go out on proper. Here. Always here's the thing I when I look at them, I mean there
Howard. Really I mean how is my name is Howard? Is it not like full
Howard like but he'd,
like how he no one would ever call him a Howard and no one would call Howard Howie Stern, gather,
a good boy, he kind of like the bodies in the Roberts or the raw bees in the robs unity mean like it. Just I'm become at dawn,
means, not gonna work done time old eyes down all those in mean gonna work, let's play the clip. If we could,
press. So it's a huge misconception that guy's or like dogs and women are like cats. We have it backwards. Ok, guys you're, like cats, you're aloof.
Leon available- remain- are exactly like dogs were exactly like dogs. I hate we're gonna, we're we're gonna I gotta go. I gotta go away rightly given away radioman away my dear, but why do you have any way mightier right here?
you guys you're, like cats, your like, oh your home
Ok, so this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna feed me then, to stare at the window at nothing,
As on the bathroom deal through a video like dogs, we clean up after ourselves right. Ladies, you ever seen a dog vomit, each it right back up. Does it require that eats up? No evidence, unity. We know what's happened, guys you're, like cats, you'll just puke anywhere and make us
you'd see about it
you're like oh, my God, candidly not open so grows. I do want to touch on. Here comes the dog. I got it. I got it. I dont like women are like dogs. We need to be groom, jump rugged. Bishop blowdryer, like ass, your life, what I'm dirty under
Ray bit.
Carried it all the way through the appearance which is nice. Thank because I really think, like you have two minutes ninety seconds. Ninety seconds and you know as a comic it's like
Also, it's what's really interesting about that. That I don't think people realise is that when you get on stage they talk to you before many comical. Tell you that's. What we'd love to do is have a conversation with people everywhere where we get into the act like a straight. A conversation like tell me about yourself, and then they like now go
but you're not on the clock, for the conversation, no I'm not on the clock for the conversation, so you just
into them, and then it's kind of one of those like go, and I remember thinking you know what it's my ninety seconds, I'm gonna take an extra two and reset and I'm a righteous looked down at my feet and wishes like you just that
Allow me to start Jody, that's exactly what is it you just can't be serbian intervene than you shoot up. In short doing and that bit in its entirety is actually like. Five to seven minutes is a lot. I got really into its
it is an older bed. But yes, so it was like one of those things for ninety seconds is really hard. You know, artists, like trims,
yeah. That is a very obvious that the preamble around
from that area is a word that actually would have been a whole Larry S. If a comic came out on HIV and just made noise is getting right like moving the chair, putting the wondered just for ninety subject: nothing! No jokes! Letters
Famous George Carl in bed
we never our you never talks! That's right! Oh my god. That's Larry honourably!
I've men and its causes, the largely that any more uncomfortable now and I'm sure it's grave at your member. There was one those making the rounds social media four years ago and is just a guy you for what you like to full minutes did some version of like a year. I guys
Why would I have no material funny got? It was on the form right. We have Jim Florentines Bobby Fletcher. Doing that
ouch call guy. Don't I on the other lie in her knowing it was someone in his office rate for some reason so great
sorry to hear something I didn't picked out where I was a big one, big juicy one,
but in the larger than a Maroni rather heard about it, did not write a letter of on going to exile, downsized advantages, go back and stone and the belt or wherever that was. However, it is maybe
any, but it does about it s all about it. I write a letter of on going to make sales for you guys again, as some guy bourbon over to follow about, isn't only Ali and bound brown share, my specific water, let you say, there's internal problems about getting rid of. Why were higher than Mr James Anything, and I have with me because I'm pretty professional, I do my car
no doubt are and that's why people like this guy on the other line only find out who it is we'll just have Adam, and I too, where, if you guys, you guys are good, but the bourbons little too much for me in its answer, gives a pretty unprofessional
know that what it is is it's one of those phones that you listed on okay and they cannot only go on so many lines. I can't deal with that.
What I do, if it ever happens, we find our work comes from fine I'll call you back to modern urban and thanks
that's a may and someone got fired at that. Can someone went just, went on arriving measure and I know it's you that's on poor guy, just like finished off a dyed, doktor pepper and was walking. Let a little ask I stop proud of. You recognise that was his nag reform turn around probably assaulted em in the kitchen that never recover, whereas this guy
I don't know, but I would like to find out where these people are a guy. That'd be great game of them, and I say to this: I was in the studio when, where recording this in Vegas Jim comically, I think he keeps said three died cokes.
you now and how this be like. I'm applying for the job as roofer and
What are your any answers I charge yet eyebrow like three big swags offered than raw unethical go right back in a very real art he's gotta has added over guy, you put your lower em to the level of a prop com, and by that I mean that the couple
Coal has bird like that without any, like, you know, help you gotta get of sub too busy, and he goes
all right. So I was also wrote down some notes of things I wanted to talk about.
Get in to and fro
in the news tat I asked I've got some vows. Interesting, yes saw that
last night and are always want to know
who read it out Anne Frank and we finally got some answers and pretty plausible to me so we'll get to that
I was saying I found a m:
going tonight. We take this. The day before
going today to the around
play off game. Ah, yes,
as the courageous fight the acid. Is it the last?
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is there arrived by the land? I didn't even know their own play other level, five or twelve or something, but they got just destroyed the last time
I saw him in person itself, so maybe you I wouldn't grass ablaze out there twelve in five. I forgot their seventeen games this year.
so they're coming
My son got the tickets,
cool dad size. One eight hours a memory rams first, first home, play off game. I ask as a kind of scrub lassie
sends a point and you sit. Irregular seeds is having the address.
come on bought stuff. I didn't have anything. I got this thing, could you imagine this
this conversation with your parents when you're growin up so I said, do what sunny before they shall. I said: dot I'll, be home, pretty much
right about the time we gotta leave and it's gonna come in we'll get you guys leave. I knew
I urge you to look into parking now.
I'm ITALY's limited theirs
shot. All are some train or trammel, something where we can pay
when he Box and Dirty box and park outside, not have to go into this, be
I've and then take some sort of shuttle or something and look into it, and he goes
ok and then them calls me too.
before we go in the air and Ngos, I looked into it
The shuttle seems pretty lame
Likewise, on cutting it's just, not cool, I just want to know it took shuttle. He he'll slum it with the with the gum spitters that leave the Mcdonald. Dr doesn't really seem brain. I don't seem like a long wait. I dont now and then he goes seems like parking so way to go like the parking pass.
I agree and, unlike all over, how much is
the sparse
the only one time I went to arouse game. We ve dropped right off good point.
further, when in one of his friends to do so,
in overset for well on the Sunday times?
Well, you have to get the right overriding has arrived in the front seat. There can be a no fly zone depending on who euro, but that is by the way, should the Phronsie ride be show catches catch can like some guys a light, and if I never act have added a mind, you travel three do get it all the time, half the guys
jump on end, and now I have like no fungal. Why should this be a little more
I mean usually as either the front seat, is immaculate ready to go right on an artist covered of shit
covered with papers and Gould. That's basically like a chick packing on eighty pounds. She say back up shit on this passenger z, illusion and so they rise, and I would argue, as I can and over exile, I mean if you're, going with three people. That's the best. What I mean you drop right off, it's a seems might like paying for parking really or more on the street and was just a total just get a toad who care not placing embark on the street for a few hours. This motion, a holiday that is over over from there, are that you can't even by less than that, but you want do park on the street in one of them,
places where they sell barbecue
is made out of Gaddafi's
Cowan draw now in the gas station beers. Are you gonna? Have anybody out there, like? I'm gonna, take one of those barbecue legs
we didn't know about Dawson. He rides in the front seat. Lube were when you go Sola time. They. Let me cereal, do that. I, like four point: nine, nine, nine radio feeling a little uncomfortable and now I feel weird if I said yeah cleared it real, that's man of the people, or so
line, that's being preventive, I'll give you that look like what are you doing now.
As I have said, we have had settled, they don't want it
at least I'm more comfortable, I'm sitting in the Phronsie child.
Our leaders of Oberon was a suitably front seat like you doth, as exclusive phronsie writer. We lead us to be in the back Chris. You can look for this is last minute. Sorry, but I put a twitter pull out all my followers and I was like Phronsie taxi- was marks up to others like two to one back, see
box. If I just get in the Black sea, is I've been definitely in a car with a couple very questionable people?
you're a girl to now. I am thinking here that does in fact, as you know, I mean the oh look at that issue:
more than seventy, nine to twenty eight is haunting? Why? I think a lot of that has to do with the largest group of people who probably use goober art you know under
thirty thirty years old and never laid out arrogant social skills and down. I want I haven't conversation you drive me, I sit in the back and look at my phone. That's what they do
or Goodenough. I didn't know he was an option. Arena Phronsie,
not anymore wrangles aloud when they ve been all intimate for me
it's very intimate, especially when you put your hand on their legacy. I've gotta, say of Russia
right hand, turn away on their land. Use is low, and if they do the mom thing, you don't mean the hand bar there can do the hand to hand bar move to hold you back. I want to save you, your precious cargo, wonderful anyone's ever got a nice guy,
strategies as over this is there's gotta, be there's gotta, be somebody some concern
driver
boy, my yes, who did the arm move with a
add head on collision and hair
the passenger side airbag poor
their college. Graduation ring hinder this afternoon on the law of the young child. There were trying to protect, derive love to you soon that she has a college. Graduation rallies gave me a ship diver at that are sometimes like arms. Are so quick right, she's, an athlete he's. An ethical reflection cares about the kid the reflex goes flying out. The airbag comes out of two thousand miles an hour.
situation,
rang out of a marked right turn on the maternal boy. You're ended, looked terribly efforts you know of any necklace would be a weapon, the others
be there's gotta, be people
but the arm out and got the airbag in between the
I'm sure you're gonna have you there's been in a car where the airbag has deployed? Have you ever know,
now they re. Not. I heard its areas, we rode all right. It's like you break your nose. I pretty commonly. I think that if it gets your visit
felt like doesn't give you any third degree burns, may incorrect bizarre another there's been destined damage caused by them. I think oftentimes its people who are wearing the sheet Bell well yeah, and they go right in lie into it and whenever I
guy. I in one of my box that the era
his cause. People that
right well, but of a false sense of security, laugh when cars were manufactured back in the day they put like
hailing horns like the horn was, which meant to ask how you like dash, was metal because, like Russia,
steel. Yes, that's why you have to drive accordingly,
how that that those cars were being made more sturdy or don't you feel like, so that our all that are out there were bigger and heavier, but now they have geometry. Crumple zones and things like I've had airbags, and I think that's like people kind of text in going a false sense of security in my plan, was not ever
the airbag, but every like ten thousand airbag left the factory workers,
be filled with moves seemeth
and we would send people? I don't know if it's on your vehicle or not, but do you want to fuck around like paid attention when you dry? I love that you wouldn't moose seamen, compare delay
horse seem in or cow well, we keep it regional like us, a lot of thought. Let us another Dearborn, manufacture and terrible dear seamen, whatever the regional about what a story that if you survive the moose seamen explosion in your face and there like a Jew. How did like? Oh, my god, you survive is cut Griffiths, you ve, gotta, move, I'm going to show. No one of the first responders want to get near the moon seamen in there somewhere. We take a picture, I think you're or may add improve active movin you're, like the whole thing, did a few years back of an accident, but there's like only one galley. Ten thousand is kind of like a lucky. Everyone does mean wow, it's kind of cool. Now again, hairless gray, I'm not an engineer. I don't know we are weak. I look would put a man on the moon,
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When is the Oscars? Does anyone even know who met o thing as Emmy? Could you home
in doing that too.
Franchise that quickly, you don't owe me like
Asters is what
went into the fabric of american life dead, be delayed
When piece of shit family, the only thing we did was watch the Oscars once a year and it went from there.
To do. We have a me, I mean no upon it.
all standard for award show. I mean up until Copley engulfing gloves today, but there is nothing. It was nothing, but it wasn't it
The answer to all of these things can be: let's go, houseless are, let's completely remove it's gotta be able something, but anyway March twenty
seventh is the Oscars thoughts. Question
despite this, it really quick
and you know the culture moose quicker than ever these days. So much surprised, but everything possible to chase
people away and we need that is not find them either,
Actually the speeches, a boring you don't have a hostess. Have a guide is through and can make some comedy were coming should be all those reason you know also its ought therefore, to a certain extent, because this
everywhere now, so you know back in the day when I was growing up Jack Nickel,
you couldn't see, I'm unless you watch the asker she's in the front row is got the glasses on now. All stars are everywhere. They want social media. There on your tonight Show- and I think, we're just over exposed so seeing the celebrities looking their best is kind of a big man, but daddy
it's more about to relieve the feel of the night when they tell jobs in other funding. Any you got a year,
the best, jokes and gaining in part as a problem.
whose hosting this year we're talking to pay Davidson. Maybe all unknown Christians
I don't know yet predictions is reality out whether they don't know yet who's gonna host slammed donkeys issued pallor days.
because that would drop eyeballs. That would make it an event, but are you
Dave Chapelle hosting this year, the marches and pick it behind an outrage would be hostage
so they can't do that. So it's a shame, because he would be outrageous electric and he would make
we want to see it, and I know what you think about the movies, but they were gonna direct PETE
confirm not to be housing. Ah,
and the rumor is Selena. Gomez rise,
by happy, no Martin Short and Steve Martin, all from those who from India Maria do that that that seems, acceptable
What do they want to do that? Gig, harmony
veterans, get better thing. How do you know
every joker, they say it's gonna be x rated in, and you know oh my gosh. Secondly, they targeted that group, and why did you leave this room? It's a thankless task. The culture workable.
told you, as much of the US has made us really impossible. Wooes, alas, how you got universally
reviews and identical actively crystal back of their yeah. It's it's! It's tough I'll! Tell you there's a couple of things which are culturally pretty fucked up,
when I hear like I'll talk to people outside of the studio. Folks that may have work free s piano be involved with the cultural area, known logo.
Fan item I love the come on, but I really just don't want to talk about any of the staff that I'm talkin about go my uncle. I just gotta. I just don't want to deal with it so and then you go
a comedian. Would you like the house to ask? I just don't want to deal. I mean this: is it
that sign where people who talk for living are not wanting to talk because they don't want to deal with the backlash.
The doctors or whatever ship their government? Having for the red that that's not a good cultural sites? You say one thing down your cancelled. One thing can be taken out of context in any scenario, on stage in front of
microphone hosting the Oscars I mean, there's somebody comics on further wouldn't hutch that gig.
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and scrapped
anyone is ever been involved with the courts in area real
When the reading the transcript of when you said your coworker, whenever a sound like the worst part, its whore, horrible and
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conversation
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argument? One is ever had with a spouse or co worker would survive. That task
of reading the testimony
and so now we ask, you can't know no comedians.
They get through the voting process because their job is to
say things that are edgy and on the line is never wore. Absolutely. We think the promised you look at the last recent work shows leaving asked of the Amazon the Grammy's when each
we have a comedian or someone hosting do not funny it's almost. I do not trying to deepen the day that other agendas in play. They want to shout out to a particular group. They want to apologize for their cast wrongdoings, some even when they try to be funny donor meeting going for a scream of events. Is it's not their prime directive nets, the weird thing, and even before the host disasters
entertaining because in this way
coughed and they know what they really can
look around the main upset. Next, your record, your vehicles are just let it like
That's what you need everyone just
exhale, you all region, famous immutable. You can
rubbing for another hour or two year. Europe you'll be ok. Twenty times wasn't is more yeah, I think, were I think, Ricky duration.
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emphasis on funny, which a lot of people think this is five minutes old. Ten minutes, Oleg very noon, Zagat
summer society, but I remember when I was doing that sitcom pilot on what was it see? Brian Youtube, yes, enemies.
Believe CBS and ABC this over a decade ago, and I'd never
sitcom pilot before saws, like got the words
reset your life and then work, which is short for harmony. So I'm gonna bring the situation and the calm. And yes- and I fail me,
of having lots of conversations about not having enough heart, you know, and it was the whole group
presided over middle age Yentis, and there like feeling
well, he has to be like a and we need more heart, more heart and I just kept gone. What
we do this. The old, don't comedy, had wondered this. Why we live in a sclusively talk about heart in like ability, wheelings and stuff sets its is over a decade ago, like the ship was was on a long time ago, and its now come to the point where Wilson
provides some of the comedy or a lot of common. In order to show that we have these feelings at its heart. Well, you're, not you not do
sitting for me, I can say in a fair dance manage I want you to find it uses dodgy bunker character, he's a little bit oxygen. Little bit abrasive to reach will no doubt of it meant something to work. I literally Christian have told the story ten times, but for you and shouted yes. Why not? I was like listen at a certain point. I've had my
I hit my saturation level with the Nth US, and,
their underlings are always silent fishery.
ten of them in the room and ask what happened a comedy of an earth, anyone say my comedy: I don't Archie Bunker hidden,
air people like him? That's why we love dimly was funny because he they didn't care. They made him the buffoon and in somebody like one of the head executives, when you know Archie
You yeah, he shed a lot a gruff things too, like meat had insults and things like that, but if
it was in the hospital you knew Archie would be the first one buys bed and ass. I
absolutely did not think that ten million relish sham pale, though nobody knew, though, how did you infer that from that, when large we be glad he was out of luck in house and not eating as food? You know rate awesome. Your host, and I have not heard this name mentioned once I just thought of it. I want to get this move.
Christian nominations, Granada February, a is so long, a time but yeah
foreigner
hilarious, although not a standard comedian, a great performer one, the funniest bent on earth, a minority sash burn count
oh wait, Milo Fisher and thought of air and go in
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it'll just broke every rule with more action is now
part of its work mindset you're the brass eagle, really gonna picked on elderly tricky subjects like Trump and pans, and things like that. I don't think he's gay.
I don't think he's the one. You remember brilliant guy short guy super funny, but I think that I think you need it the time machine version such Amerika and I think the new guys you have read it. I got a couple thoughts.
I say, Minister,
remind me. The last time I saw Sacha American Cohen, not like we're friends, but since the last
The problem with Sash Baron Cohen, is and I've work and allow these guys. It's weird heed.
falls into his character, but he himself is not a dynamic person and that's where usually, why now there's there's exceptions, but I have found through doing tons of scotch work. The guys
All the characters were the guys didn't really have a lot of them, their think Heavy Darrell, Hammond or somebody like that, were the reason they did.
well in this. Sometimes there's guys like we'll feral kind toggle, but he's
There's a sort of him. You know he doesn't go, go deeply I'll. Give you a name please, and it's only because
it's. The last time I saw Sasha bear her set my car.
The song I've seen that guy performing Christmas day, Andrea, haven't back he's good and we saw your you know. What's
What was that these are all right? That's why you're right right- and you know I can come back and just keep musical
I'm gonna- I'm gonna go further female point of view and bring Tina and Amy together. No, they did the globes, but I mean they can get away with saying a lot totally agree. I think they do and they also can fall into that. I don't know what I'm saying is incorrect, but like an ornament, especially Amy, I feel they can sort of
that line and we love them and their women, and that you don't I mean they ve set, though
she was stabbed with yourself is hey we're gonna say what we want to say in Russia: people who doing that our Ricky your raise rain, then probably
I'd, rather you picking guys. You want quick point about you re a couple years ago. They asked your that shit, it's a joke, but whenever he shows- and there was a bit of a problem- and she said you know what I mean-
policy, not to explain my jokes about now.
Flash photocopiers later, I think, there's
Movement is wonderful. I think I have followed the new rules. I agree with it completely, so I think she's been he's gotten her re education doubt that search
her chops agreed. She super smart. I get all that, I don't think she brings with it. With this event meta a the dew pause Microgram, I might say well
so for you, what are some of the movies and Brian seen every movie out too long? Who are some of your front runners, fur,
the guards,
I thought it was solid, but no great the power of the dog is getting lots of attention Netflix Western, but it comes back
They differ from critics society we just now. We just given all the world's best,
Jabez Directorate, screenplay, basta actor and better to come right? It's a good deal.
The great ending. So I think that one's gonna really play into the night was I'd. Sure it's gonna be there. You know Belfast possibly soda
grandma stomata growing up in Ireland and in the street that was there
There is no one filled. I think that's gonna jump and just gonna clear the feel nothing at one another when these years, where you know
this won't get this war and now, but I also think there's not a real big interest in a lot of these films is not blockbusters. You notice, no Spiderman, Sweden, a mid level film. The date is wrong.
aren't house films, some good, but it's-
can it really rally the troops at home or even brand,
I agree Chris. I think,
so I was supposed to be thou blockbuster in a kind of Jacqueline, is both a broad appeal and no one wants to see that moving ice or
down there shower theorized a couple of days ago, unless one is, if you agree with me that it is going to be very interesting and it's gotta, be a bit of a
small cultural phenomenon, one power
I'll get a bunch of nominations. It'll get a nominations are so it's really good movies, your butt
not the people are like what is those western that I can watch enough likes. It is
the western that your grandma, your grandpa growth of loving, already confused angry.
National via this too wise. Getting someone like it. It's a gene, caveat movie right like it's, it's just not that movie at your expecting.
Yeah, it's not done a blazing, it's slow burn.
Character, study apps. I absolutely there's something wrong with any those things, but there is a sentence.
It was an missing with the Oscars evenly became speech, my doll baby. I think a lot of people can rally round those films and what winds today is like no man's land, which I thought was a very good
Not the kind of help I want to watch again again is not a film. That's gonna really unite everyone to adjust its niche, and
just where the Asters orange is part of the problem. There again he's a good films, my particular, but just talking about
cultural phenomenon, no one.
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Finally, but having
that you know ones
to the theatre anymore. You don't have those stand out. Five, six moves at everyone's talking about and that brought people together as a community. We everyone talked about these huge massive. You know
movies that you know everyone saw and waited to come on DVD or VHF
I mean so, you don't have that any more. So if I bring up half of these movies, all my friends like what? What are you talking about? Like? No one, even where do I find that what are you talking about? I think I am
they like nobody, knows what's even out anymore or what's going to accept our website story. I think that was kind of everywhere. They did a good job of getting them out there, but no one went to the theatre to see it. We know the old one server
That's where we're like a ray. I fired sharks jets whereby have already I remember real lady reader, somebody out or no cheese, dress, she's. Well, God
I thought I was guy. Excite Christian into rainwater articles about movies.
get nominated or at best chance or long shots from the one that I saw no June or May, or whatever I was like. That's a great movie now would be progressed picture and is almost totally faded. Is the last dual Antonov you saw it of you liked it. I know of its the best route with Europe as one of the sea.
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time to ask about it. You know no one saw to reduce you're gonna mixed reception
Great, but I'm even hear a lot of people talking about her and again, I was earlier in the year. That's another it's! What this whole system is so odd as well
to release it November and it's gonna get a little bit a buzz and it's gonna get at least a couple. Bucks in a box office should have begun,
check always boxes and in a way in a just eight, they makes him more than the sheen, as opposed to some of your Ghana, confining crazy, but either by one the Astor
are eight hours long, I am exaggerating, was slightly in every year. Everyone's does oh, my gosh, its eight hours longing to stop making a shortage, and they never do.
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it's interesting first off I've thinking just the other day, apropos of nothing,
I wasn't thing about this conversation further thought. Also, one of the most gratifying
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we're, not forgiving culture. While you know I was thinking about the length of the Oscars
it is kind of interesting, because the eye
Oscars half do short of.
Police, the Oscars and it's the caddy me, but it's that it's the Hollywood folks who were with the house,
folks that police, the Hollywood folk so
it's gonna, be the one that says: cut, there's or you're, not doing that and we're gonna get rid of as its could. There are other all under one tent, essentially and its
in sectoral and and who's gonna. Do
who's, gonna cut it who's. Gonna, say I'm glad. I think it goes incestuous. I should say:
I goes on for three and a half hours every time I rode on two of em.
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just go in gaol I'd I was thinking I was thinking about.
the other day when thinking about
a memorial, the about the Oscars sing about writing on the outskirts, and then I had to stop and think about both my parents reaction to watching we ask so is that lifted my dad didn't we
I dad did a weird a want. I go, did you you ask, is and it and then he paused, and when will you stepmom it?
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my mom may have one
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asked her if she watched ass. She said I know I should
did you think of the Oscars, and she said it was
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think about when you're working on the Oscars is, of course, every day you go out there and they have all that cut out. Heads of all the
rivalry and the chairs dating shares? Your first thought when you're in a massive space code,
can you know twenty riders and the money spent is insane. My first thought was
you guys don't have a color prepared. Some of their gender
of colored come tell me how I refer. Color pray at their put it the fuckin rent, the collar print. There are put at the office for authorities like things just widow, AIDS, color printer. For this thing, that's the.
Number one thought, and then the number two thought is this:
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Harvey Weinstein's. She was going down and ask why can't I just print up a shot of wines things here?
in nationally, in God, s name over there and I put it there but to see how long its ITALY long marrying may last her archives
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to Adam you write a junkie, Johnson Killer, jokes. It didn't make the cuts, for
obvious reasons I deduced: did you find any barriers to two being funny or for getting a certain target, or was it just Adra? I of course dead like half my jokes were
Stuff that you may not have been able, then use from jumps
like. There was all parents,
I myself to like it
a number of years ago by a dad. I think me,
Gibson showed up and also Chris, we played a clip of some of the other day on best of whatever I think sums floating around out there
anyway. The joke that jumps the mind is
Gibson was there and I think
The time Miss Gibson just gave birth to a ninth,
child are so lonely chasm, some version of that
and it was also a little bit after the time they had that phone message.
Him dreaming job adblock do blow? You should be further job. It's like. I know you got the ninth kid. If you'd taken your own advice about the hot, perhaps you wouldn't have to buy
groceries
want to go there, but you buried voice. I mean really something we should just get it. Despite for someone just simple, it's the grown up,
that well This'Ll be awesome. We got a boy, everyone knows voicemail of him screaming blow me. I have only just play down the Oscars. You gotta believe doubtful Mcdonald. Just your mother, you re not gonna, get a temporary one comes. That's your added! Why smell
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he was. The Oscars were
hundred years, older, ninety years old or something, and how would you
have sounded it was
a cold. I hope- and I think, how would that have? What would that looked like
years ago. That's my do the whole time voice and stuff like that. So I wrote a bunch as I I wrote it.
you gotTa Jimmy loved them Jimmy
Eight are told me: railways will afford mine rain, but but I've been so
with Jimmy for a long time and Jimmy goes. This is funny a shit. What else you got? What do you got? I can say so I did it
find out about a movement or one this be throwing around as a contender, which I'm surprised. It's pretty middling is don't look up.
I imagine you probably have thoughts on this kind of hope is being for a sort of bread and has a very woke film. For medical reasons.
No, it's funny. I enjoy the first started, examining going off the rails, but John
that's a movie that and tomatoes has got to be five percent, which is rotten and it's a scam
horrible reviews and a guarantee that the best picture- in other words you sometimes it just wait- a lot of money that in the case previously up, because
the bad indifferent will get up there, because it's a message movie. So I think that it is already one multiple. I have got them
critics joys, nomination, ligament had a couple golden globes as well, so I
Think they like to nominate something like that. That has been has river was spirit they agree with, even if they don't take the money for good
Graham about this. For a long time you can wear, it could be a book, it could be it
system gets corrupted when you start looking into the spirit of something versus the product, and you know you take something like the Oscars.
You feel like okay, where they weighing in a bunch other factors, and you know, look no
farther than the New York Times best seller last, which is now kind have been corrupted because the last book I wrote
out sold a number of books that made the New York Times best seller, less that weak.
When you see the theme of
box, you go up, that's more, preferably have wanted for them, and now you're gonna go well. Why that on the less than then you start question alternately, it's unfair to
the person that made the movie, I wrote the book nights, basically like it's like what
unfair is affirmative. Action on this
impressive Yale, because the black kid who could have
evidently legitimately earned his way into that school with as a key point, you gotta Betty's only here on our some asian kid beat the shit out of him at the lab that that that's unfair to the individual agreed
Definitely when we have those now those thoughts,
I already did you get back at the Essen list at your next book is on second thought, these,
pronouns unthinkingly tyres. If I were there, probably they're not going to read the book reveal its like India, I presume we find that thing
ray I out I'll carry, but let's we should. We should do.
I move on whether Germany do we have the first
you were met re ally to cut it out. I do, I know which episode it was energetic as the quite do we have
file were met recorded it now he did alive and
media all we did. It lie you with an oh. I thought he laid it down, we'll go as good honest. We
Christian Toto Virtue bombs, how Hollywood got work? I've lost and saw available now on Amazon website Hollywood in iron in Toto Dotcom good to see.
creation. If you so much appreciated right, will take our selves a break. We have Monica damn she's a cheerleading coaches in there
Amazon. So not the Amazon
There is one is her nanometers network, yet areas the we'll get to that talk. They should get a book out. Talk there right after that,
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