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from Colonel one studios in one day, a California. This is the atom Corrales Adams. Yesterday, laws Gibran with Jean Grad on news, while Brian on sound effects, will cheer you up with a round of MR right now, not because he is the greatest of all time because he was raised and like a fairly good, Adam, get it on to get it through your mandate, you get it on now for Tuna and thanks for sharing right, Gina Gran, that's right hand Oh hey, these these Jews are bad. I was how big somewhat grab them. Thinking of gold minded me many years ago. My mom did cook weeds. She did was all parties

You know the guy. We have to blame for all this is your givens you. I think it was pins or givens. I can't recall you givens you'll Brenner. Now the things that you all die, they had another your I wish long. I wish lung cancer what acclaimed you'll gibbons before its time before he had time yeah g. baby, oh and ass. Your gibbons, your gibbons, was sums the outdoorsman guy and He was an old timer, at least when I was eleven. He was an old timer and he's do commercials for great knots and her hee hee promoted eating wild foods in the sixties and so It was like he do. This group non commercial ruby like walking through a pine forests and behold the pine cones indeed go. You know many part.

The pine cones are at a ball, it's like I am sure, many parts of the fucking human body or edible many parts of squirrels or edible many of alley cats or at a ball if we know Eurovision go find anything anymore. We have a fucking garrisons on the corner, you can we just? my mom to go over there and by some shit for me, verses, pine, cones, There is this whole movement in the sixties that spilled into the seventies, which psych, hey man, you don't need to go the market look no further than your backyard and North Hollywood gets four jar: yeah again. If your see plain goes down in the wilds of Alaska, then by all means Edith,

fucking, pine, cones survivalist. If air at nineteen. Seventy five in your north Hollywood well then feel free to go to the fucking Lucky's or the rouse and stock up on a chip pack aground be borne by the way. Does he think grape nuts fall from trees are, as that made an affair, But there's a lot of machinery goes into. It's all, just one big car bowl, that's in manufacturing battle, Creek Michigan, but they were, to get away from that narrative. So why are you so they got gibbons and gave answered walk around many parts of the pine cones are out and

He then now we got some facts on here, so he wrote several books about any would discuss what he called quote. Wilds party he had is number one best seller was go ahead. Need this book many many of my towering. Yes, many authorities hard covers our edible. Yes, there are at least four years ago a cockroach or larvae. Yes, there edible. Yes, I did. These wild parties were dinner parties where the guests were served. Dishes prepared from plants gathered in the wild eyes recommendations included. Lambs quarters rose, hips young, dandelion shoots out. Dandelion she's settings or my mom got idea stinging net on cat tails and he often pay.

Other gardeners threw away the more tasty unhealthy crop show such weeds yeah there we try to do that. You know the best part of the oranges appeal and that's the part of the king s rich and nutrients your how about a little less time in pine cones. A lot more time eaten Mr Mrs Gibbons Pussy and Maybe we could avoid this. I wanted you, don't lambs quarter Well, I don't know what I'd do. It also comes up white goosefoot, it's just a leaf. It looks like a poison ivy My guess is that this all cases more or less the same, unjust, smother with garlic in awhile and bear dinner guest. We're like. Oh you. This is a great finds again you you love garlic and oil, essentially yeah the vague inversion of pudding, bacon on everything that tastes like shit, How do we have you all and its great nuts commercial sorry. This is all just done off of MIKE's goat at the beginning thing, so we catch your eye.

like any commercial where they catch the guy short of made activity like the guy he's forging for pine cones. Oh hey, we're gonna camera crew here and someone snuck. I love MIKE onto me. While I was asleep there you'll you're talking about guns. Hopefully I hope is dead. He died the next year. Many consider me an expert, natural food like get natural edible, I look, draw ingredients in my boots. That's why great not part of my breakfast. This is a wholesome cereal made wheat barley, there's nothing Bacon, the country luggage and fortified with aid is essential via its naturally, as we They reminded me a wild hickorynut. I call grape nursemaid, the major cereal. I hope you have a fucking killed by Bob cats later that,

day guy, I soon after that yeah you're right of ruptured Eric Aneurysm. What was it like? Sixty seven early on two sixty four sixty four years war lands Quarter Mile goosefoot, a lot of times. We say: oh, that commercial did neither age well, they could use that today and sell and an end ten ex their sales so he died at sixty four and lead king, guided eighty seven living off of nothing but Delhi meets Yandah soups from my arts, Dalai. So give me a fucking break your two guys. The two guys in my childhood, like the two health guys there is, your givens didn't see a sixty fifth birthday and then there's fix the guys like you now you can run the work, even if its twenty miles away, that they were all these books on running. He killed over and died at fifty. So according the data that I've collected running

in eating naturally lead to an early demise. So do neither do neither yes No, it's not ingredients and great nuts. I thought I was gonna right, grain wheat, flour, flower? malted barley, flower, Sweden, flower, salt, dried east, they added vitamins other another group nor nuts. They add be section b, three great those on the other two areas- that if you want to know how life works, here's how life works, My mom would never by captain crime, your sugar smacks or frosted flags are He will soon by any that staff should by Great Knox, and then we would pour the grape knots and we put a half a sack of sugar on top of the great not thus giving it a higher caloric into.

then the sugar smacks whatever and probably more sugar, because you're you're pretty heavy handed when you're dump Alexander. I did and I think that everything that I get rice, Krispies cereals, the non seo sweetly cereals. Do you remember the campaign to microwave your great nuts ass than when you turn it in a much yet to products out of one cereal yeah? You didn't have to microwave, reduce poor in four ounces of milk and stand back twenty seconds and immediately turned into much. But yes, that's that's life in the big cities. Are yours gone, he shall be missed I think my mom thigh Well, maybe we go down the back yard and pick out some weeds and I could boil those up so that than that, go over great but tat? when your nine year or more inefficient chips in yonder weeds blood, ok It was a decision and I'm sure do you really believe that

Did she really she she cooked ways? How can one lovely she loved the win, their gossip? banana could weeds. Rarely mustard greens must green. That's what you think, kind of mercury through amongst weeds in an empty lot, rosemary technically, like it s. Some spices are. We certainly did you lather enough butter and garlic onto Do I get out of autumn? Are you any dodge Eminem now bearing it is when you are? Can you just went out the back yard smothered a few Bob said I'll come back and when the sport jobs arrived methods. that just like weeds tried automatically. Have anyone want to know what we re days like their data weeds? That's that's about it all right Let's see we're right as we tape. There sits the one year anniversary of copies death. By the way, a ten year anniversary,

Yet so why? It's your turn around not another thing. It feels like Indonesia. Memory is what I'm saying now its praise, because ear was our praise and our counter got all screwed up, but there He was on the show a little bit before demise in a couple of years, and two thousand eighteen and ass a Christmas smart enough to pull out three minute. Clip me interviewing the late great car. We re noticed that there will now be a good time to plan. You know what are we a ten year old in eleven years old in a play than we in Philadelphia called a funny hilly, which is a very popular we bought. A great players came through mere omen role. We support a wheel chamberlain, and played in ITALY and for the entire summer I scored. Euro boy, while

I'm, not a free, throw, not alike. Are luck, shot, lay Mme, nothing virile points off come along, I remember just filling dejected and my father had played in that we arguably that we grew up through valley to become immediately. the greatest clear, Philadelphia, everything and that we and here I come along going here- oh boy we are breaking up illegal, been buried with my family. And it always one of those moments. Man. We was like okay, what you going to do what you going to do when I decided to dig deep and I decided to play hard and work harder and get better and better and better, about how our time I was about where the state, but it was state very easy to quit. Moment evacuated, one moment we look internally and say: ok, would do I do was one of those decisions worthwhile. Even at an early age. You start out. Ok, I don't want to have a look back year from now. I regret this moment

because you always have their part of you. That's like ok could I have done the right thing. I push through it right question about show you the same way with, I wouldn't know you're not going to be the one. That's what I said my expectations, I'm going to set my own and I'm gonna, go through How was the first year for you on the Lakers? it we really. We thought I wasn't planned much. I looking around all my peers, while they're playing- and you have great success, but what did they do? They made me back? Maybe stronger. It mainly work, even harder to say. Ok now because I'm young, I really Pooh might well have to be to come in the person planning in front of right. He drove me draw me drove you drove me. but it would, it was taught so I don't know a few consciously thought about it, but when I'm trying to explain to everybody is

You already went through this process five or six years earlier, you're in a league that, your dad in your uncle Domini it in and you didn't score any points for the entire season. And then you went on to be envied p, so you- through a miniature version, a smaller scale version, although probably every bit as big when you're, eleven or twelve years old, as you are now doing when you're sitting on the bench in the form. So we you with the on the bench short of thinking consciously about where what happened in the last time you want from? the outhouse through the penthouse, or was it just ingrained in you lamentable, Cardiff about it? If you will only succeed pour it all salutary Gaza by re, aware of it do It is from that you have broken did it was I'm gonna do to get our work. Everybody and I'm gonna get there

the rain to me because I had gone through and now is a part of my dear Rosa Potter, my mental make up and do some come after me. You they relied on your no time for the day, so nice and we can capture. Things. Did digitally now ran Cosette excess. Like your right digitally. Can we call it up? We are moment's notice more or less yeah. because a sort of light the sound macabre like are you ever really gone these days when it and at a moment's notice. We can hear your thoughts in your voices in your philosophies. You now know old days where the red tax than of these right. You know riding step down and find the stuff in the library just they their only trot great contrasting in who

and not to ignore that the kids who died in the family, friends and everything, but the copyright so much left to give to the world what he died. Forty something something like that verses Larry King, who do we have a life lurking, may never be gone from our lives. Have a lifetime of Larry King contact. You can listen to attack Tobacco is interviews that he did all his interviews that he was interviewed for ye may never got through to offer this year, life Yoda Munich, just a great lifetime of content, so shifting gears, upon intended, I was ass opposed to, or I did attend a day a party in Beverly Hills. Last night, and my dog s, and I were attending this small gathering and a private chef. The whole nine yards very nice, obviously more dangerous than eating outdoors restaurant cover indoors, where the private, yes, but

You know we didn't care and the same format standpoint people aren't are aren't going to not get together. That is going to hire private chef and bring him over to the house if they can afford it so easy that the rapid tests was there anything similar last night, zero things similar to the rapid test and unless they had one of those dogs, away. Had nobody must guide the abbot. This dog seem pretty pedestrian chewing on like a star wars, figurine the whole time. So I don't think this is an actual trained covered sniffing God, so we went in there and enjoyed by here's the comedy the common food, was amazing. Oh my god, it was an awesome night, but I M driving the Z car. These six speed, miniature z, car. I have not got my suv yet and now I told my ex somebody valet- that I told my

Why don't you come pick me up on your way over Beverly Hills. You can my designated driver of a couple of pops at the party and they'll be no. problem. I would take the suv he's like ok,. So he showed up said I'm pulling up the driveway. I said: ok, great I'll, meet you outside And ass, I was walking out issue the shadow lurking by the door. It's gonna glass pain in it MIKE doing out of his car and then MIKE walks. In my you know how he likes wearing other people's ten issues. Doesn't like putting right. John Zone in what he feels about putting mileage on his own vehicle unless it adds up right. So he comes and in any goes out, Dr and not driving your car and I Well, now you got the suv, I don't got the suv. I just got the miniature little sports car and he goes up I'll give it a shot

we realise that favours last word. I gotta do too could drive a stick. My robot LAO Ere, many european driving egos guy all remember how to drive stare when's the last time we drove us. That's been twenty years more, but I can handle it. So I ran a bite. I said I don't know we're going to find out Mikey likes this shift in a shaft and read because he drives and automatic shifting their, but Jesus Atta that automatic for no good reason unnecessary. Imagine how much shifting goes on in a car that actually require shifting sifting. So he gets. the car and is trying to figure out how to move the seed around, and I pile into the there is a

very humbling, there's a humbling experience, which is when you have to when you ride shotgun in your own car and have to clean out all the shit you thrown on the passenger. Seen over the last two weeks, because you weren't expecting it sighed. It add to clean the car then I jumped then and then might wanna nowhere. Reverse was initially because he had no idea that an irish grabbing the sticks you have and then he Yes, one balls out on this is the car second stuck to the ground. If what we were Van in short shift in and tat in the thing up in and Michael. so drives, like there's: no law enforcement community whatsoever like and now he's really in a car. That's Poland hard! though he sat green in the gears and Canada. I told MAX bad a pull that pretty woman

we did end up on cereals. We ended up on sunset, he's like that. It's a ghost town, it's empty, she starts tacking it up and I felt tat might still Capitola robbing it in the third year in chirping it zero years standard age all over the flock and plays in every just I've. Still he was so thrilled. He had not been in a stick shift car for twenty years, plus he'd net- that I don't like you given anything but an ass. You ve for twenty years and I just told MAX padded pull that their Richard gear, driving, Jason, Alexander's, Lotus Esprit. I believe that it is here we gotta worked its work, it baby wire, let's the horse like accessible the app look like twenty three year old Julia Roberts. this year, some acidity looking Corday MIKE,

What a fine, Beverly Hills, Gimme directions! Sure my back I should perhaps ten towards Russia anything. I want her baby. I love she had exceedingly high self esteem for a runaway street walker. Israeli thing online. Ok, right I move just between between our say, personnel stars interests alone. Right lies minds. We began our I d, get it so micro, shifting, shaft and all the way down and by the way from my house Beverly Hills was banned. It is a lotta. That's a lie. A highway.

hi ways that side streets that sunset? That's Hollywood Boulevard that island I mean he was just kept coat bullies all over the place freaking out because it was your car now I have no no, no thoughts about it, but I mean, like you, didn't, eat a mess anything upper jerks up to I probably road, the clutch a little too much. that that was fine, the way home after a couple glasses of wine. He really kicked it up, but not carry you shared lassitude, Heerd more yeah, but I was I was avenue. I was having a good time in the past. You see it's kind of fun to be thrown around a car a little bit, but after be wired right. Otherwise it is you will. You will dig your cells into that dashboard, Tom, like you say about the Christmas Party or they'll have party once a year and a really claim your shit up applies to drive, We attach passenger jury car once once every six months, a clean that should operate quick, never too

was August was involves, is like corporate gag, or is this just a friend having people over how it was a little business, see in a little frenzy and was probably six or eight day good folks, mostly in Three types and a couple of private shafts man and they were looking up, an italian storm and it was so damn delectable and so nice. What was the star of the night food wise? the star the night for me was fresh made. Linguine we're all spreads beautiful red sauce and pork cheek were chunks morsels of pork. Cheat China, high fat, very flavour, spread amongst the ass. The past very delicate sounds weird, but God gentle List society in that regard, damn laces in that rank, go

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now, therefore, afterwards he got to the group. It's late over one of the best songs ever and says: what are you doing to sit around smokin we'd all night, Dawson alone in your house? But you know what it's pain David. His brow reading. I feel like that was a weed driven experience right there. When did it hitchhiked Dawson that the ban Remember that all that hit me immediately tracked it open on the studio at eleven forty five this morning, nice yeah, sorry so readily hotheads, yeah, is awesome, right. We got around to miss the bright side to playing a play that right after this. He had time to check Adams voicemail. No I'm driving down the five freeway.

Simon Underbelly, pouring down rain. Look over! Uncle earth sprang down the shrubbery, get it on. You can leave us message at eight, eight, six, three, four one, seven, four, four yeah, whether it's the governor had now to dinner, with twenty with closest friends in no social distancing and telling us to stay home or the man. and telling us to conserve water and the sprinklers going off all its pouring outside gotta get or more consistent with your messaging people, town not to when Your flying in the face your own thing and it's something it's always driven me insane- cause when you buy a house and you have to deal with irrigation and water so expensive. The very first thing you do you get a rain censor

but am I right alert this morning from my smarts rain system- was written like oh activating rain skip you arrange a days ago, yeah you're gonna, depot and for fourteen dollars. This device sure why we don't implemented here and so cow when were constantly be tolerant, droughts, zone and the Sprinklers council, firing off Frankly, she set to go off whenever their set to go off, but rain or shine. It doesn't sound a matter Then, when you own a home, then you have an interest in this, because you're you're spending your money swimming your money, then you're not as motivated. Well, I don't mean to be cautiously optimistic. I think we are getting very close to a recall This is just one of those you know stunt things. I think that we could get those rain sensors it sooner than you think.

We applaud provider yet how seriously water conservation and drought they might as well. Well, for me, those two things are symbolically huge, it's kind of the Van Hail and Green em and aims thing like you show me silly unheard attention got rains landlord whereby and I'll show you one with probably a little less graffiti and homelessness. Our What do we do? Mr President, lifeguards down can catch a break. Thinking about ending it all doubt Adam turn. Your frown upside down its time, MR bright side arrived with few earth Dana line to forty three Buffalo New York, Christina. How are you the island new was an earth. This is my first time calling come to the show. Thank you. I dont situate. My parents,

dad hard worker. Like you, his truck mechanic, forty years of hard work. He just retired, taken the pension and might my pants flies ruined by that they are willing, because now there Home all day fighting over the tv. My dad it is nothing, but he thinks that shows like any in history or whatever, and they your parents. They can't hear the change of any kind. I have a tv in the bedroom, but that can only be used at night. No one can use that tv during the day so, like this retirement is ruining marriage I miss all the rules like like the meaning grandma that brine had I had one is well in her thing was: don't touch my tv guide. I got all my set up. Snorkel highlighted,

I don't know highlighted the tv took the time to find out and murder she wrote was on, even though its simplification in Zaire, twenty four seven things are highlighted, encircled and do not months with the tv guide. So I couple things that could be helpless: wages This problem one is concerned. lucky your dad work for forty five years in a rapidly and had something to retire to many dad's in prison or like the great You'll gibbons die long before their time. Working on a dandelion soup, so you damn soured worker he's retired, that's good a year Forty three or beer see you're not living at home anymore, so you don't have a front row see to this acrimony ran in fact, there are two states away with still futile a bright side right there even added a buffer state and that's not enough bill harem screaming at each other. Also,

what I would do, if, if, in fact your daddy is a hard working dude any did take care you ass best, he could, tvs being what they are price wise. I mean for two hundred ninety nine boxing itself, a nice forty, five, fifty inch tv at the target get em up subscription to Apple TV or Somethin, set with a tv. He needs its own tv as long as they do in battle over the tv. I don't think this things ever gonna end, but a daughter I feel like you could Springs TV set, sprang first subscription to something the M l B package or something something like that in a cup unlucky online friendly, something user friendly. Are you going we're on the same wavelength? I already? Then they saw the coming six months ago. I spent

I ve known by setting apple tv. I be better off if I trust that ninety nine dollars in shredded it just let the papers are turning the campos. The rules are the tv rail say they have no place out for another tv like they're. Just so in their way that I like the way they think, is this? The house you grow up in now. But they have lived. There now relate twenty years physically. Not have another room. No, they have turned the other rules against them Rules are working well, designing really wouldn't want. Is he in there they have a living room that they don't you couldn't possibly police tv networks there just over, they have their Edith and Archie Burger chairs. That also the reason why

tears in the tv I work, and why should he not only the air tight logically out no way undermines their share, specially room to room. That's damn near impossible! about. You know all of you who experienced the site either and I'm guessing more on the user, and by Christine I have the same thing with Christy's. It's just so knows as I have I've blessed with so knows that both over houses return but go over. It's like that. How does not work in Christ? Oh yeah, yeah, Every time I do silence. I want to use the apple tv. I have to blow the dust off the Apple TV, remote, never use it. Now you essentially have to get them a tech nurse you know they have. What is a squad or something there now needs to be a new company called geek nurse. And shows up with some more comfortable shoes

you're not escape issues in its scrubbs and he pre pro, you know you sit there and go. What do you like you, like o Reilly? What do you like you like big like when it when you watch and then they just go or sorry or Sean Hannity or something it is loaded all up? And then he's, gonna show up every day at five o clock and walk through that. You know like, like What is so different about that in the rehab guy, who shows up after break your hip and undermine Guy shows you pay a guy stays there, a couple hours rehab the hip. You know I do think that put Can I say, expense about the only thing I haven't tried yet yeah tech nerd yeah our companies like that, but it exists to actually just texting Conway right now, because I know he does spots where one, but the really like yeah.

it's it's a membership annual whatever above you call them the eight hour day and if you just aren't getting it, they'll come over and do it for you and I'm trying to find out the name right now. I think it's also another. is also important, that this is judgment free environment in on a mean, jellia cause. I don't need some guy looking over my shoulder, while I'm taping all my horrible Mme shows and all my stupid car shows in looking at me like a dollar there less than him, because he's watching all the Sunday morning, news shows and keep up to date on what's goin on politically got ever, outside manner, his ear lasting one. Is your smug ball Sunday lottery like what you do again in plenary at riots manner the ended yeah I do remember. I think I got my dad add, maybe my ma, maybe my grandma, I got em a t, vow back when Tito was tee thou and that shit satin

locks for three years and eliminating it always innocent, but It would be fine if they shut the fuck up, but there will always be like you are on Terry Brad Jars, home team last week, and I didn't get a chance to see it because you didn't tell me is then put my name in this stupid tv box. I got your record all that shit solutions at the bottom of your closet right, it's, but I think it's it's a damn thing and it doesn't matter what decade as because I'm having fled that's right bow of whatever the late eightys. We bought our first home computer for the family, eighty Andy when they start making those and the whole we're buying it. My dad silent- and he won't say a word in my mom's dealing with the guy. We all get the car he loads. The computer in here said a word, and I wonder if this traumatized me at all, because I remember it many years later, silence in the car all of a sudden depend screams,

so we have better. But I don't wanna hear anything about that. Gatt Endeavour taught you do we will endeavour to refer to John. Sometimes just don't like new technology is a juvenile. You think. That's all, but if, like the dad is the patriarchy knows every cut it out the problems of law and then a suit is as soon as the technology eclipses dad's yeah document. It's like our fuck. I dont know what this thing is in its about to run my house. You know you're, a big part of my letter, help you. I don't know what I'm impotence and down the riddle. So nobody is to ever refer to this machinery ever again and also Christine as dad's a diesel mechanic from way back lands. So that's pretty care staff like he probably first job was probably repairing the boss that Lucille Ball took to come foreign yeah reminded yours, like they're like fairly

three generations behind in technology? I say just started using a dvr feature on the table by the Apple TV. I didn't need like three more things to be invented. Now why you're bad likes watching big for chose? the way it has gone further ailing much earlier. where, like the creature being discussed, is anyone could get me your dad all in your well maybe send Jean over to make make the message I would like Stevie you, your dad. That's I'm here with the with the hook, the Nerd squad aren't What's your mom, like watching my hair, see. My pick, my dad always worked night. So my mom had this. He need to herself for, like a large chunk of the day, she has

routine, I haven't, listens along. I dont know what her, anymore. You general has been all her soap operas, but she's really think this Shell called out lander, which is based on a blocking it is facing. In the seventeen hundred so shameless fantasize about a scottish Highlander obey my dad wants to be watching thinks what yeah I was again, the mister I'd, say here is that the technically they're alive, so you got that workin for you. Dad was a hard working guy. He provided as best it can. God knows what is cubicles look like after forty five years working on diesel engines. And fingerprints anymore, our I literally warm sudden doing around sitting around doing nothing he needs to it used to get them,

I suppose I have watched Frank you're real robot. If we want the best second story, men in the business on time if I'm of placing a safe and valuable business, I put on the first floor like their show. good second story: men in this business, don't you to tell You don't even hear about the first floor guys because I don't have any so we're just gonna keep running any around that's arrangement parking lot. Guy right now. If I, if I oughta, give a little ploy to friends of the show Christine it's a small investment but seconds it are getting a tc l, rocard, tv, their extreme, a user friendly made for older people and beginners course. No, universities and to better there there very user friendly. So I know may I want to go in for another tv at this point, but Darwins very user friendly the APS, all right there we are, I think, I'm crazy,

what have you done already tried and you're finished dealing with this shit right and you know trail Christina. You probably These problems are always exacerbated by having the sibling that doesn't seem to be faced by how miserable your parents are you that's what I mean little detail. So it's like you, know another dagger in my heart got it so you yeah that's the thing about the tv, remote and all the technology. Is it there's a bacon period, there's an acclamation period in it? It's about four days like you have to use that remote for four days or you in just pushed off for ten years and never never use it. But if you can get past that, like little four day window of Jesus, I'm going to learn this remote, you will the muscle memory sets in immediately and ye shall you should be good

Brian. Do you have a MR bright side problem? That is my surreal anywhere you hear me, by Europe in the face of devastating medical news, and I was on the bright side alone, needle and cheering up with this stuff, but I gotta get a pickle and I dont see the right side of its. This might be a challenge for you, but this is the real story couple for five days ago I got a notice from the IRS says we review you're, twenty eight seen taxes you under reporters, your income, you, Oh another, thirteen thousand dollars. A small amount of money. You know we looked into what we did. sell your underwater income. We two o money is not something that our prize screw with there are, but throughout Europe, unscrew us what's up what's supply side here, Can I give you my bride side? I too got an Irish later about twenty eighteen and I was freaking out until I just heard your number now. I feel much better, not thirteen and can change,

Yeah well buys a lot of rain sensors. So as long as you can imagine all of that, thirteen thousand dollars going into rains and other, but the good. If you man, it was good of humanity. Is we as we must fan bright side when you're you're right every pretty girl of all too? To believe that yeah? That's the thing about. Taxes is it especially when you live out here, in LOS Angeles, you feel like you're. Getting any any ban for your bach whatsoever, it's kind of its kind of kind of draining emotionally would say this, let it be a motivating factor, let it let it well. There's couple things couple things I once famously

old somebody who was getting divorced and said I gotta pay my wife, fifty thousand. Ox a month as like. Well, you know you ve arrived. There remain because, Jim Corolla was flop out on the sofa of his in laws when he divorced with not a pot to piss and so the The sheer fact that you owe the IRS thirteen thousand dollars means your fairly successful and productive. I mean that it is an indicator that year of society and you're, making at least now thirteen thousand intend ten dollars a year. So I beg leave. At least we are so I do I do feel like it's much much like the alimony. The large alimony paycheck. I do feel like it it it.

scores you as a member of society and a successful member of society. If you could look back to those times when you were making dollars an hour. Answering phones, morbid lonely, old, guys, still bald drive in and ass, ten pickup truck with a bench seed and no Henry s worst ways. If you look back this time, but your dream one day to own their own iris, thirteen thousand dollars we're probably making eleven thousand dollars a year at some deep perspective right there. That's it that's a decent point. I feel so much better having terrific go back to the old brine. I mean when you you ve probably had many sub thirteen thousand dollar years, even if, as I had ass yet, sadly, yes and I have as well so now. The fact that you owe this means that it is, is

how is it may be to cut their check? You ve moved up in your station from life right a different system. how to get that at this juncture. That reminds me of the Christmas joke about alimony, very something good effective, I mean have you if you have fifty million dollars and you have to give your ex half you'll be fine, but if you have fifty thousand me to give her, have you might have a killer Chris spoken occur throughout Chris fifty New Jersey, a man? Are you doing with alarm and on well? Thank you, ve, taken. My call. Years- and I want you now- o Brien love- you guys my dad past about on earlier this month. Thank you. Thank you argue with ninety. Why you know we had a full life. technically young alike,

a covered? The covert down the alpine? You know I'd like that, That's all I know I don't really such day was founded These were happening and are you now then that was like the cherry on that Sunday. So quick, is think and come to my brother hates me tat. I am so that was a fine day. and my mom, who is still with us. Try to cheer her up and then you not requested ass. The outer gets her a cat tat severely allergic. your brothers,

Jesus No, every just me yeah, like a lot of math that I'm doing that, like, while okay now impatient- We pay for the night able to be here even even socialize, with mother are well. Let me just stop you're right now. First off you're, lucky because your brother's evil he's doing this by you and you could an allergic to raccoons in UK should brother would have thought your mom a raccoon to live in the how your mom would be terrorized by that creature. So, thank God that it's only cats at your logic, to count your lucky stars contained I wonder I mean, while I'm here already changing the lens on this day, asked when we see this should embrace the way appreciated my mom. You know

I've had those near she's like I never knew I didn't I didn't. I was supposed to know it's like marvellously spend thirty years. I had this to choose in that decline because, of course you know my she doesn't want to upset my brother who that's a dynamic, dared aware. Like you know it almost abuse, the scars. Bobby you know- and I don't know I judge below hard together. Brother despoiling like I was both parents in mind and in one month, And ass, all your brother and what is the source of the conflict? What is like what wisely each by the big question. A little when I say I were over Tiberius his I have not made the choices that he has and things. Choices that he has made in life had not gone as well for him and think

you didn't want the circus gone better for me, and you know, good son, bad sign, you know you yeah. There's the argument for that oppress somewhere, wrap this up by saying the cat and the allergic cats is good because you don't have to enter your mom's home and look at all. The pictures are your dead, the ad in the earth and now that's his card again hanging in the halls. Whether sweater hang in the whole closet, not that kind of stuff. This means every time you visit your mom, you simply meet heard and near by apple bees. You guys the toy meal and you drop back off at the at the pad and you never have to go in male all the danger and have the weird needed blankets that are somehow hung over every share for yourselves form of comfort and protection. So you get that

and Applebee's does have amazing iron ring cited. Maybe take us out, obeys as amazing onion ring, so you can meet your ma on neutral territory. You don't. how do you don't you do not have to go into the home and if they can drive We know that from your picture, rob if, if, if the of the conversation starts to Lull- and you want to wrap it up, all you have to do who is- your eyes watering a little and go mom. I think there's a little too much cat damned or on yeah I'm starting to get back up here. We just go ahead and if this one in the bud and by the way I'll take your onion drinks, right sure we bring it the women, our true feel matter. Thank you, MR bright side. I don't feel like any one feels better after that We have maybe brine a little bit we have a

paired from Naples Florida. This one as the longest one yes MAX apparel yeah, yeah yeah. You may two very good points. and it's probably something you may have heard me say on love line twenty years ago, but we revisit its title- that this one is pussy lips and not be allergic must elapse. I could do that with so when the elder Ella Pussy, let's yeah It's weird: how much ranged arisen vaginas you now you're, so dear friend, everyone I've seen Spinnet Picasso Its own creation.

I feel like we don't have that kind of arranging. The not sack on I don't feel like there sat, can arrange like you're, not sack you're, not sack my knapsack Brad Pitt, not sack no different. I would love to do that. I think if you took Brad Pitt, not sack and you put it through a hole in supply, would you just dangled it out, and then he took guy free area, not sat NEO hung it through the same ply word and eighty killed so magic shook. Harvey wine sees not sack, India hung it through took whim anyway. You gotta pick did not say that guy's gonna fuck you, but you have to pick the right, not SEC. All their heads would explode because every single part of Brad Pitt is better looking than me, but in the not sack department, that's a tie tall longer and not sack, looks just a shitty and add a shape. Is why not sack guys Denzil Washington? You could probably pick out. I gotta be honest with me on our some nut sector, little more distinct in, but the vagina cigar different different shapes.

Do what I do like I do like how much variation there is now a lemon and their ability to work ass. I do feel feel like this latter ratio. Deeds dude. I have always said this. Like dunes, we're just like a dog, you got your Newfoundland over there. I got my lab that dog comes running up. Your gravity start fuckin smack at his belly, Sir Robert is rib cages. Leg starch shaken women. Pussy, then all work that way care freedom. Like a dog you gotta treated like a cat, you got a treat him like a cat. This here's, the thing, if you think about it,

you try to do that. Shit. Do a cat like we're up your belly real super hard, because that's the way I would want to see that's the problem. We transfer we as men go. I would like to be treated like my fat lab when you're grabbing my dick. So evidently you must enjoy that when I'm rubbing your policy o contract, we do not enjoy that. You don't want that pussy hiding from you, so what you have to do? Percy Aptitudes, pretend like you don't like cats, were there's a carry a big work, I'm not in their cats. You sit around long enough. Pussy comes the year delegate, Granby do anything to rational, be fast, just sit there. Eventually,

the cattle start work in your shit. You find out what the cat lights pussy tells you what it lacks rights as a guy like you know, very here, look a bit more than you. Do then move real like air pollution in India. No hands is a little bit act, your ship when things start to issue a little harder kid fuckin grab it fully opinion star with the belly. Rob goes on top of their friends. You have two per ten. Like you gay,

Gus did by of a giant tell a very and even talking about Percy lacks. I am telling you women. If you treat your dude like my hundred ten pound, lab you'll fuck and have a good night and fellows you treat their like the little brazilian wax tabby. She is nice name pussy lapse jarring, but accurate redecorate. Well, for all the good comedies hate speak, the comedy master Brownie is gonna, be our guest. He's waiting in the wings are right most brawny is gonna, be up in a minute will take a quick break will be right back of Mars right after this hey movie lovers,

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