At the top of the show, Adam tells Bryan and Gina about the corporate event he did last night with Jay Leno. He talks more about Jay’s unusual car collection, and the guys look back on some classic TV shows. After that, the guys take listener calls to share their classic prank stories, and Gina shares some real headlines that everyone thought were April Fools jokes. Before the break, The Irate 8 begins for March Madness Madness.
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of her right? Well, I was that there were no shop last night doing this corporate thing
j was being J. J is usually has shown me some new cars. He got
Last banner was easy with sadness hundred and twenty thousand square foot
facility report, the kind of thing
about that. I don't know average house out years twenty two hundred square feet, so
like that. I don't know Gina Hamish Square Feet ass. She her
I think one even call it either
barn, how's I'd it's right. It's like nineteen hundred,
Jeanne under it, yeah well, Jays
Just got quite a bit we're square footage, then that all but his lot size my lot sizes cabinet, twenty,
four hundred say that Leno near now a new definitely crush him on the cup size as well. So you got those two things over. Let out of that- and I have a Johns closer to me than he does but
yeah, where we were well he's got cheerfully
We were so we're finishing the gig and we're walking it's an endless walk from the back of his warehouse did to daylight. I mean it. It's a weird thing is literally a golf cart in there to get around, but we went to the others,
or all the business takes place. Bernard's workin on Alice,
often there doing all fabricating and put other stuff around
and I really thought about jobs like what what this J like, because, if you walk through his garage, there is no theme.
The theme of
Everyone has a theme when it comes
The garage does the par geysers italian car guys. There's not
italian car, guys, there's like the Ferrari guys then there's the Lambeau guys than theirs to offer a mayo guys. There's defeat guys, there's just a guy. It's just the thing. It's
Kalen: can you grab that match that up with a bubble gum for your guys, more power guide bids rain again, so you got
god you guys so they have things around
the theme. J doesn't have a theme. J has everything he s like
super racy. I come up modern stuffy as steam power. Some nobody has like old.
Deem powered stuff and they
weird modern day race, cars and then just sort of everything in between he's got a fair man in Scotland,
Three lamb bows has good amount of kind of
cobras your shall be cobras and mustangs. Modern all everything fire trucks in whatever yes for some guys is in every
The media I mean like obviously, if it's interesting are collected, is there.
J would like terms not turn his nose up. Baptists has no interest in like manner really of this kind of rallies
hold me whilst naming
and now my collection of race car they re skies migration. Thank while more
scarred. For me, you
and they want their can't drive on the street, so he wants to drive, it wants to be seen, renounce the take it up. She also,
he's pretty insane and that he was telling me the story about driving a stamp Stanley Steamer up the four
five and anyone who knows the four or five in the incline and it's a long slaw gets along appeal climb going over into the into the city
Stanley Steamer is a wooden car from now
Tino Sex the carpet cleaning burns its lire
a fire in it in a while and its
and then he drove into the extra Crispy tinder box, let them about. Yes, it's a it's a
it's a steam powered car and it has a fire and boils the water and that's what powers a car of driven in it before it.
Gary. There's no safety said should pie, it's it's it's it's! You will never feel
If someone said to me, you,
and a glut world? Would you feel more exposed or endanger driving Stanley Steamer off the phone
five. You know,
daylight hours during business hours. Essentially, or would you
like the ride. A mopeds naked up the same income
I'd have to think about it, because the mopeds naked would be less dangerous. Indeed,
we draw less focus, but he
said the thing caught on fire and the
corrections are when you, when you operators,
namely steamer that if there
a fire. You must turn off. The
oil supply, but don't stop if you stop it'll just burn up,
to go faster, actual intranet product, blower liar our anger, setting
Had the speed record for the oldest car on the four or five like gives literally eighty miles an hour and a car that would mean a built in nineteen o three or something it could get up to eighty
you're gonna, fix thirty baby downhill the here his stuff that I've written in that stuff before moves pretty fast. When does it Jake
J Gazeta Governor, I naturally now you're, going through the Burbank Airport
an errand just hogging their horn and waving? It's like he sent his entire life. Is one big parade lamp in this kind of legs
in every body and
but anyway were done with our gag and where
and out to say hi to Bernard and he was
He always shows me a couple in does a lot of them. Have you seen this one before I came here more? We got this one. Have you seen? It shows
cars and there are always pray
cars, and then we come up.
on a car that Anna look, I know every car and most the cars. He shows me I've never heard of before we come up on
nineteen sixty PAN Hard PLC
Nineteen at Chris Research, it air cooled front mounted
twin agents are two cylinders front mounted air cooled so, like
p w engine, a motorcycle type engine in the front, made twice the power of the veto. Beetle
tat only had eight hundred fifty. She says, like motorcycle site,
engine and at a taps,
almost a hundred miles an hour, forty
miles per gallon in this.
You know where I was proud of his time.
yeah. Maybe you you see some of these hybrid cars as like as a propaganda high bred. It's it's afford.
Where is it gets twenty six miles to the gown? And you know this got forty
can a day
the anyway we stop goes
those car. This is- and I go now had an hour said: Molly
from my queen Martin Productions, grandma
productions, eyes to see here that growing up ever
Tv show was a queen Martin production. When I was growing up in here. I guess
brought the car in the California, like in nineteen nineteen
sixty and then we started getting into the car and Bernard's. Always there too, you know within assist and it's got that point the drum ranks and then that that that the and all the stuff, I know- and he knows I now so- we kind of my
through it and
I really realise and then
a kind of struck me witches and I just got done doing
and up with J for an hour essentially
Jesus story, teller. He liked
telling stories and
every single one of his cars comes with a story: that's what he wants
tell so he doesn't want
Eric and muscle or he doesn't want a european finance or whatever it is, he wants this dory, sir.
Oh he's constantly just going. This is the story of this car and in its like you, never go.
as ever car regal, my dad had a pan hard back in the day. I know- and I know it well, it sets
like what is this, and this apparent in her hair and repair now never built France. Nineteen sixty you now and then he gets to tell you the story, so I'd make sense and so than when I started thinking no rhyme or reason to his collection
you know he doesn't really pick a major. He doesn't have a team in almost people must relaunch. Like I just like baseball. They go well who's, your team. They have a team, you know, that's that's
is, but I realize ah
collection. Is the story every car?
as a story to story how it got to him. There's another total Talbot logo or something like this car has run since nine.
sixty guy bought, it
brought it in brazilian carbon other fuck. It is and has sat in his great Vicki. He relishes the
Door, yes, rent is at that point that reminds me or makes me think of a why we,
Michael, I like one day and done comes then it does his liquor segments because, of course the drinks are great new ya like no buzzed and enjoins both, but there's always a story like
the collaboration between so and so. Where this is this guy used to do this in areas there is always a bit of a you know. All that makes this interesting. Now, I'm in joined the boughs and dead or something to it, yeah yeah! You know!
None of the bears a guy named Mark made this yesterday.
you're very lives. Yeah, that's that's no fun
What's the story and that cars are the story and so every cars different, but they all have a story. Then I had to go look up Queen Martin, because what was
We must win, was at one guy, Quint Marta, this one did
one television series wrong in prime time for every year for twenty one straight years,
any good run around prime time network for twenty one straight years. Yeah they untouchables a fugitive FBI, cannon streets of
ever took her. That's what I yell that James you heard a coin man streets
San Francisco appointed Martin Productivity he's never sufficiently impressed by the way that sector
Barnaby Jones. I think J used to have a joke their resolve. He did that. I think he did did he do care
and yet he did can and an Barnaby Jones. I think she had an old joke, but part of it.
The hook for cannon was, he was a fat guy.
The big fat didn't take much back,
now says that he was a fat pr while browsing and the hope for Barnaby Jones was. He was an old p. I
Barnaby Jones is body apps in and he was. He was the day
from the Beverly Hillbillies
by the seventies used like old guy.
Barton. We all do. The show was on one year: Barnaby Jones was old, guy
and and Cannon was fat guy,
there's an old Leno joke. When are you going
for when you watch Barnaby Jones, the first
I d get his ass. Kicked will was the guy
called Barnaby pops.
He would always open a candle warp ass on some young punk that refer Gomes pops. I had to go back to my tired bits, but
We have reverence for these old tv shows that it is the hookahs his fat, but that's not it. There's he's fat. He's he's old he's.
Tabled we have Ironside, be they then the entire again we should. I have reverence. The entire show was the opening the had ever
Good song that
have a well cut together. Pisa cars like sliding around you know, screeching and hubcaps, coming. If they had a good opening, that's all it took then asked
that was just cookie cutter script, stuff, nothing, nothing to it.
I got Barnaby that opening to buy
be Jones and Cannon. I think Cannon headed the day when they would get with care.
See Jones quit
Jones would put together killer orchestra,
song and then and then it's like Urien there's nothing else on tv. I, this school of the ship,
but anyway. So I think that this struck me with their Leno is. Is the story all right?
we'll see if we can find those we also have the queen Martin see Queen Martin has a keen are the first episode of barley.
So the crossover with Cannon Aurelia go out says it's a spin off when you dominate that kind of
this kind of our times having twenty one year straight up
and so all I did was sit around Watch Queen Martin productions, because it's not like we had cable or satellite or the internet or anything
this sort of preserve, thought we should
I really appreciate the internet more because we remember not having the internet. I get on. My kids, probably don't appreciated, but now
one born obviously has the internet, but we
to be in a time was zero internet just no info nothin to do business. What you're watching I was literally thinking.
That yesterday when I was like looking flights for something to wait on the road non like how fucking heart is a debacle flight before the internet.
You have just either running your prices times on time.
Percent, it's all right there
Just you take your shoulder. Call the airline collateral blazers revelations go in the way the Dodo, the big one in our house was always look it up and child craft because we had the child craft encyclopedia
from a to b whenever and are easy. It I'd ask my mobile how many eyes
look it up and child graft, and so that still our joke, because that's how we grew up or taking guess it.
what is in your bank account as pushes going on a european looking? I think I have a hundred bucks. I'm not sure, though we have a cannon burn me Jones. Oh, this is interesting. This pan hard car company was acquired.
By sit IRAN.
And plenty of it
Looking at nice thought it looks like a sit around steering wheel. Was
thought I had, and I don't know, maybe there's a connection there are we have the cannon and Barnaby Jones which, when you first let's go surprise on it. I can't be cannon.
Fat guy, we marked William Conrad. We just dies Scott Marlowe, John Large, Ramon Veer. I Stuart loss resting Belford lights up as owed to write a tiger bighorn staying at the end of the year.
Twenty, also that in this really short period of time we went from big me
Go productions like like said
whence he Jones stuff. So
jammed
and then we went to Gillikins Island in Brady Bunch. We totally went away from it into the tell the entire story forget the jam by that was this stuff was,
big and produce. We have a Barnaby Johns.
I love this line where certain press be storing body observe. Also starring. Lee Meriwether justifies JANET's rule lean far forty a short special guest, William Shatner Retirement age of his capture, dead men, but our power
I mean. There's Quincy was probably their full orchestra down on the sound stage at eight a m. I fully expect food and never speak
again after I say this, but where those basically the same
Now that we are looking at her. It was evident
women look the same. I couldn't tell one: the guest are from cannon: the guest are from Barbie Jones everywhere. Is ours, unwanted circles? Music was the same: the graphics, the announcer, everything wells, gray, catch a tiger to catch a dead, Magri. Quinn. Martin once told me. If it ain't broke
John D, there actually two different composers in the barn and Johnson was needed, one that was Jerry Goldsmith
rip off art, as your star Trek, he did a Rudy score. Rambo
enshrine planty apes cars.
A range of Jews, legit and while the others are big
big songs, aright, let's see we got some prank stories, and so we are taking this honour on nine April. First Trent, thirty, four Portland
Everyone has got a guy
yeah, so this war on is a break up. It might be more interested in what happened after though, so this took place in high school
next week on the LOS Angeles area, answer with a private.
one the valley
and
Found- was on
soccer team junior and there
Making about without play our mania of some small animals,
on the bus and I get the impression through a few days,
like a plastic bottle, and my friend said
but I love what am I gonna do? This is a signal of tiny Canada.
pretty big junior, then the head
so be bottle like one of those glass ones. At my feet,
in the past that my friend and I have no idea why his brain
went there. I was an omnibus for this, but I was part of them at a later date. He decided
respond by going up to the kid wholly down as an end in shutting his ass in the kid space
LISA. Why would go to move? I dont know
the outcome later early was like all I can it really be. They carry out bigger and yet so that's what happens?
what I think your day.
The other point. I had already them a telephone. I saw a lot of my friends separatist when our problems, but I found the so there
accordingly, the next day and was
He was now going to be expelled from the pool
because of their harassed and policy, though,
do not forget about keeping
contact their family gets contacted by this kid, parents attorneys,
we are now going to do
him
I don't know I mean I guess what someone the supper rough and ready for no technically the legal things,
family for that they then try suing the privatized call that we went to
I believe it was for over a million dollars arable. I don't know the exact amount, but their catch. Our sun through the bottles ran
he threw the bottle. But I guess that's what my practices to be.
The administrator, if you ve, got to get you a bottle me and a kind of weird you use it as an offence,
in our view there like Walden. Why did you come here in the guise?
we have seen on me by the kid was ass king forehead. He asked
there is never a good
reason to rationalize
putting your bare ass in a guy's face by various
some contacts
through our Selby bottle Adam, and that was in that way
de the good the polite thing to do because when they said, why did you do that? Because if you beat the kid up, he would
dead so wisely eyes are the better choice, also
it's always funny. When this stuff gets in the corridor, they start getting the deposit,
their whenever it is because at some point, the attorney for the
headed drop. The short to put his ass in other kids face would tell him
we'd have to say your frightened interfered for your life yeah. Why? If I've ever
Has there been a dog that looks scary? I never like drop my Jim shorts and walked up to the dog.
The main or a crazy homeless guy, like I, I rarely put my ass in the face of things that I'm scared out driver yeah,
it's a little frontier justice. That's where everyone's to Goddamn Lloyd, Rob lawyers
I actually stumbled on you. Don't
eat my list of things I want to do it now. I want to Cape removed for me on stage I'd like to dive in your body, water, with a knife in my mouth. I want my hands registered as weapons in the vat out things. My list you wanna, get kicked out casino for counting cards right.
if a winning journal, much shining, I gotta
bunch of that. I think
think there's one I'm adding to the list today that
never I dont think formerly is on the less than I got a lot on that last and reviewed in a while, but I want to be sexual
with a blind woman, but,
Some point she needs to touch my face
With both her hands and announce some beautiful they now please,
Duff. Wouldn't that look good on your resume yeah, I
fuckin man? Let's do neither Zadok us dug up now. That's done you're civil, real, because all uptight, like
I will do it off the air NEWS. I don't feel like it's part of my job, not party or job. Now.
party or job Jesus Christ.
We hope that something all over here. That's Alex
there's not a team player, exact joy
I notice that because I was reviewing the love bout,
with the Leslie Outcomes at the railing I'll write hugging
White rancher. She did that
move and I thought could anything first off.
Is a blind person. Let's keep it real, not that many
good luck at their name,
lot of guys with triple chance and hook knows, is male pattern. Baldness and bullets fate hand types luck for George. If our procure cripple yet I mean you're, gonna tracked and unattractive, do you not gonna get the Fuckin bell the ball when a date, you know someone is damn
good. You know what the blindness at all, so
This is a very high likelihood that when you're feeling the guy's face
If your address, you gotta
announces a pig yeah
You feel like a pig
Just remember. I have to get home and feed my cat.
we have a new manner.
Imagine if a blind person felt your raise. It didn't really like what they're really enjoy their face: dropped chairs. The thirty rack, there's a thirty rock!
does a very attractive red, headed blind woman and she starts dating Kenneth and he so sweet
if a man she feels a face like that
I gotta go
Our real en masse, when she fell rocky Dennis, is face. There was love, as was the case once turned with somebody.
There's only one loves. Why are you went on to one onto beef? I'll, show you Leslie items feeling feeling the guy's face an endless,
it yourself being in his position here on a cruise ship,
stars are out
careful Leslie Outcomes, he's blind? She does
idea, what you look like, but she's gonna find out with our hands.
Though I don't know, do they train for that kind of thing. I got around my hand on someone's face and rather tell that bad skin
I wish we could do a blindfolded thing, we're bringing models and then whatever we could there's no way we could sell. Who was better. Looking the other right, sir,
you're gonna do it, God that Louis Michel day you stood on tiptoe? I think you could touch if you really want it
yet if we just going to answer that, I feel is facing both hands to hand frightful map to hand double level. Funds are now fingers around the ears going checking the John, the soup girl, you do yeah
How
can go with that real Jim to let you goodbye
just fortune to voice, makes me feel and protect.
Let's get out, I think we'd, better we're gonna get out last night tomorrow
back to reality once and attacks on that boat. Let's not talk about be his.
I take you home caring for rare,
I can motor for thirty one hour's revision,
I would just like to let you want all my life jean until way, because I feel like there's gonna be a case here was swam blind,
What really look at me, you, just their black line, wash
beautiful woman,
a woman. It's not that simple! What about other people
listen, yank, obstinate town of yours is gonna, say when you tell them you married, if we just won't tell em
we'll see you, then you housekeeper landline. Maybe what do you say that the treaty, when he finds out you're sleeping within UNESCO I'll just tell em it's the only way? I can get you to doing that black people anywhere about me off. I can't refuse them years it's well. You know. I've been adopted up to she's blind and she missed his lips, something
What's it about
There is no reason that they should hog. In that moment,
a family show how lonely right it gets. Do windows verified.
yeah man.
How good, when it feel just the half so really european amazing,
but out of now she's MILAN she's blind, like you blind people use their hands to lead everywhere. She's touched a, but there's seagulls
on that railing, a disease that is binding and united, so full of your time by
Are you sure I hear you're right? You don't want those Billy Billy pause all over your face. Right she's been touch in everything.
There were a joke and Adam very well how we feel to be told your beautiful. This myself felt your face.
We are now. Can we please mash up Leslie Hugging, saying I'm black and I'm blind to James Browns, I'm blackened I'm proud
when they allowed line the block. The blind girl unmask was not. Christmas was Lord Dirt
Oh Lord are larger and
known again, he has is known her all of several hours at the door.
When I say come back to my ranch they boarded on Thursday. This is a Sunday
Also, the Saturday thing that's interesting: is they get a tall thin fella with sort of
jewish features.
to where three peace, you there's nothing about him. That says rancher and love boat is one big trope, every everyone's, a cartoon character,
You are a comedian you carrying around what, because in in the love up, we
that they cast the sky to keep on my ranch Emma rancher, like where's, your fuckin belt, buckle we're both
we intend gallon hat weren't very pursue your attorney? Was? Why
no troops with him.
We have our Chris Chris reached out to love boat rider here.
The light. I just reach the accusation and we'll talk about how you wanted somebody from the Love Bow writer room just get some story, so I offered him too.
appeared on the approach. He wrote thanks for the Invite Chris, but I've made it safely into retirement without
have an answer for things I may or may not have done in the seventies and Adams web is such that I dont think his show would be a good place for me, too
like Alyssum Olano follows me. You know what I'm saying
blacklisted yeah,
all right. I got one more question. One more prank appear:
Marco forty, seven Albani New York, Albany
hi guy.
oh by the way, Lionel Richie hello. Video has a lot of what you're talking about good line student yeah
Whatever had, if he didn't like the US right,
yeah yeah that yeah we forgot about that when that is a classic sorry,
I echo what what's your prank, your boss, a story.
My greatest Craig, I have a client in Austin Texas, send
email to my bosses in Boston Massachusetts, but I,
new to see him and had to be removed from the quiet off.
had ordered me to go to that artist that morning had not read.
Until I had assigned contract well, then
lotta? Luckily I got the sign contracts that I turned. The tables were way
Why did you turn the tables
just like I was just Jackie. I'm kinda like out of the windows registry yeah,
How dare they're out they send me from my office to the client office to get
contract that I've been promising them for weeks was going to be signed by the end of the month. Is the last day of February
You want the thing about most of
pranks I've played over the years. There is really nothing behind them.
a prank there.
they might revenge. I think pranks must be down
hundred and eighty nine percent right, my guy don't prank. First off everything will mean everything's that attack and they have the aforementioned cable tv, the price of taking on different,
life of their own with the internet new to write me, I guess it's out over it yeah! That's a good point because I store I didn't include today, but I was looking at it
These two brothers on these famous you two brothers- are a bench
large because they were doing fake.
bank robberies and like this
Thirdly, they were dress. You know like scheme ass in everything and run
the building and like trying com.
Jack. Somebody in my god, you got, you know what we were to accept exactly so yeah they charge for that
are you pretty high. I am yes
after five here the
Get it you still with the same?
Buddy,.
No, absolutely not! Actually let me put it but now story. So I go out there. You now expect
you don't really godly my contact, the company, the girl,
the blow it off
exactly
the contract. I turned the cables then after
the solemn couch I told them. I put on my phone
took a long large,
turning to the office to alive like very concerned emails in voicemail nuns, good
America has a very interesting cadence alike, marked Marco right when you think the punchline is right of any call back. It's maybe it's me. I was hanging around with J Leno all day yesterday, maybe I'm used to a higher grade of storytelling and different energy
right. We're gonna. Do you have an article about? I do. I found this kind of actually kind of funny. So just kind of interesting,
Major news stories that broke on April fool's day, but people thought they were
but they warrant, and I was just gonna- go down the list of some of the bear that here again,
like you, know, a regular headline but odd when it comes in April fool's day, like
let's see we have Marvin Gaye. The principal town was
peak of his career in the eighties Vienna Famous read like her through the great Rhine. How sweet it is it all?
to an add on April, first nineteen, eighty four when he was shot and killed by his father on wonder what have you having a goop
famous last words. What's goin on
launch Gmail Odd, two thousand four of April First Sonic too,
but with Mario Furred nerves and people in my house. They got really excited about that. King George, the second of Greece, dies
a big tsunami in the allusion Islands, AMC launches the gremlin car,
which I imagine you're familiar with, while this anomaly in the illusion islands, I wouldn't go, get the fuck out of here. I got a prank come on
once you now me come on I, but but
fear there by the grand. What do you say, the grandma and the grand one car that that's
Georgia, because that is a novelty or first
I never really thought about it, but it was sort of like. I always thought about with, like that
die hard through charade, but don't call it a charade.
good name for a car, but
gremlins grim
This is kind of a term or like this cars got some
bog. Some gremlins that I like we gotta, get it out. We gonna fix what the gremlins are like someone means. If you talk to him,
Eric and gather things got a Vienna this mad at you, gotta budget this. This must
he's got a bunch of gremlins guy. Well, let's get the task there out and troubleshoot. It just means problems.
try to find you gonna fix we're gonna name your car, the grandma right. It was
the joke with the shabby Nova, because nobody doesn't go
going in spanish right, burnt, interesting
You got any others. Are we now? Let's that's all they daddy, I'm all right
we'll take ourselves. A quick rake will come back with the march.
This madness and also a update on that choice,
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Somebody brought up to my we're talking about the easy. When is it
he's your rider. Eighty eight right, but the best gay bashing song I've ever heard for the army
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meant, though I don't know. I know it's here. A little c b. Savages will do that after the break,
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up, it's time for more fast rackets and the more than just yesterday, we wrapped up bittersweet. Sixteen in the California conference Mayor Gar, said he didn't get arose from forest one flower guys like a bachelor at women in the pop culture conference, Gillette's toxic masculinity, add through the patriarchy, is alive and well by sending a lissom alone. Out of the turn of events in the government conference, minimum way was raised to the next round of the term after using an ice cream, scooper doled out at helping of will pass to school lunch programmes. It's time to start the irate in the classics, conference finals, waiters in tipping goes up against rinsed coffee. Well, you heard me scream about waiters in keeping and why these guys, you to walk out of there were four hundred eighty five box worth a cash that they don't report the IRS every night, the fucking G, these Crimea Goddamn River, but I'm gonna focus on another aspect of being a waiter. The Tipp, the tip is included. What the fuck is it. The tip is included that by the way, is this tax? That's a levy, that's just more money, Tipp included, is makes it a non Tipp. How many jobs you order room service. I, like the idea of tipping a guy, but fuckin tip, is included. Why should be included in room service like how often does that guy get fuckin staff? I get it we're, including it in a party of over twenty one. When do you guys are all get fuckin rip, the apple bees alone in your room in a fucking, bathrobe and slippers, you gotta look that fuckin guy the I've got nothing for you. Thank you for walking this cheeseburger from the basement up that that's one eighth war, but you, my friend, get nothing I enjoy tipping. I want you hand that person ten bucks, pat him on the ass. It ask that they ve been workin out, but now it is included. What is a key
maybe it's included. It is not a tip your flying in the fuckin face of an actual Tipp. It doesn't work that way with every Tipp. Like someone goes hey, I got a tip for you. Go ahead, tie your shoes before you walk out. It's raining outside you, gotta get the laces. When you go fags, here's nine dollars! Now it's called a fucking Tipp. My wreck, you should have usually pray that your kid, this not engage in any job. That involves a tip. I realized all tipped jobs or lose their jobs. Shoe shiner, Ober driver, gay, prostitute, all jobs that involve tipping pray. Your kid never receives a tip unless it's got the word stock in front of it on rinsed, coffee monks under its coffee mugs. I was sitting around today thinking somebody needs and very clear coffee, so I could finally die and just be a happy man, and everyone says me all the time. What's the obsession, why do you have says? What's the fashion over the coffee marked? The obsession? Is an over the coffee mugged? The obsession is that fuckin donkeys I hire who want really serve God, damn coffee, but it has nothing to do and by the way, all the sea obsessional. What's the obsession? What's the obsession there is now a session? I would like to say at one time and one time only and have my warnings. Heeded are my demands respected, but, oh no, we don't live in that world. We live in a world where my assistant is wearing jeans and flip lop right now he allowed the meat was five lap. Whether I said well, then, is no longer Jean. Whether any gave me this thing guy and I said, feel my hands free, my favorite their hands and tell me I'm pianosa. He said I was at a line that
world. Word live again. Yes, this mad mad is wearing flip labs and genes. Today I took notice the book
you took notice of me. Taking notice.
swine. It was flip lap when we moved into
flop territory- and I
fine, but we moved out of gene territory yeah
reasonable frere era,.
I wanted, I wonder, where jumpsuits with my aim on the back, that I would love to
every so often,
but a run style at this point to turn them a genie. You gotta get creative with your rats. You know we ve gone over the young base line, you no complaints.
Get a creative with with those plans
every every job that involves tips is illusory job I did too. There was something
You know I loved the second ran and, of course you know the heart.
soul was really in both of em, but the image that is burned.
Into my mind that I dont know if I'll be letting go of every two anytime soon is our
you're going to stiff the guy. That is looking you right in the eye with the bow tie in the Berger points, hoo hoo
you ever see that that is in a stiff first off. He knows where you are like right knows your room. He knows where to find it. Secondly, never
about it, I know you guys you're trying to deliberate geared to judge their time my thoughts of trigger thoughts and my own head, which is, I would go
most people that do room service do at multiple times. So you in that
you're out of your room service guide of a guy. You got a partner that night, which again a pot of coffee and some eggs and next morning you're the room service person. Why would you want to stay if that person you needed to help you and bring your food and again here
dancing.
You were she's staying with you alone in your room, your half the tape at that point, yeah
This is tough Jude either. There's all something beautiful in poetic about the the it's it's it's
the simplicity and almost mundane this, the banality of of the monks in the coffee that encapsulate and Adam Corolla
like everyone can get pissed about tipping to some degree or way
Ellen has added by experience, but coffee at the bottom of the bodies is
Hurrah that's true, and the chasm of something as small as the coffee at the bottom of the mug, to calling everybody who have really works for you donkeys, those
something that really should celebrate. This is a tablet and I identify more with the mug, because
that's the policy in this house, but I they're both strong.
Haven't a tough time we gotta Chris, and I think we have to do what it s like lasts.
If we have to call it, I'm going to say that underpins coffee amongst the development of clear coffee was
certainly your last towel to throw it on that fight. Thus, I'm giving it away tipping the amount of material
wait, a minute is mad here
not here to defend neared one lived, flops. Sure
rat met really wants to adopt the I don't look like I'm working attire.
Great. I would argue we can see that you're not working just by observing here. You don't need advertise, we're locked, you weren't, you don't need to do with your attire
True I Gary shed flip lie
and genes are not the same. The same, whether that there's
departure, shorts and flip la brilliant agin. This is what has not been discussed and often pointed out to me the other day, once you put the flip flops on your committed, you can't go
To close to choose after that said earlier, why don't we go a little warmer? I put a mine, it was short of a cool in the building
things back on, but the flip lots gotta stay right now, you're turning a guy war, flip flaps this morning then managed to tie shoes before it came out. Well, that's why you're a million that's true
I guess I should have worn one fly flop and one tevish here, just a kind of hedge, if that's not to get the bands you now
Gary I'll say you you're wearing shorts right. I am wearing shorts, but I have closer choose on. I think
thing format. You know him. He just must have made the call to go to.
applause too early in the year, but there needs to be a separation of church and state. When you make
You ve got a flip lot. You gotta stick with them for for the rest of the summer time anyway.
with that. I would argue you gotta move the short yeah item of insurance, so after
per day. Would you go to seeing as indeed the hype, my genes up a little bit and shoulder I cut off?
How might raise you do that?
First in that in the Temple and
around nine years, and then the two thumbs go along the bridge, the nose, I've been
to say, ok,
it's our. Where were we just what a day we're gonna see if cabin Newsome can stand were mayor setting out yesterday, the California tromp reach final with Gavin Newsome versus forest lawn flower, guys in news with your Brill cream in your vaseline aren t they mere rich daddy near. Why, with the first partner, because, God forbid, we giver fuckin label that would make us normal here's. The thing Gavin Newsome sat around a fuckin crowd for the last four years. Tromp was a tyrannical dictator, dictator, tromp Trump thick data. Where we live in California, the fuckin schools are clause. There's no, we put a ban on outdoor dining. Businesses are fuckin fall apart, small businesses are going to the ground. Jim's are opened at ten percent capacity. What the fuck is ten percent capacity, half a human being, whose that fucking dictator in this equation? Is it the guy's playing golf Marilla hours at the guy who destroyed a bustling economy and locked everyone in their fuckin house by the way and go and look
The definition of dictator you'll find a fuckin picture here, smiling face their Gavin Newsome and wait a minute. I'm on my next fuck it I'm done with avenues of forest law and flower, guys force lawn flower guys. I got nothing against the brown people. I got nothing against the little people. I got nothing against the people who are trying to get by. I have a beef with the people who govern the other people, because we have a society that is torn
torn and have half the people play by the rules? Half the people pay, the tax is half the people, pull the permanent half the people. Staying there, Lane fuckin save money for their kids college and the other half are just sell in food out of a shock.
In car with a propane tank in it are flowers on the side of the fuckin wrote. Not paying tax is not contributing there. Ain't, no, oh sure, there's no! For one k, there's nothing! How about all the fuckin signed you have to pose. You open a business in California. They give me a big fuckin panel of signs. Yoda put this up. Everyone needs a twenty minute break everyone's gonna, wash our hands. What the fuck ever happen to the covert regulations. All they do is force a regulation up your ass, except for these people. They answer to nobody in plain sight: in the middle of the day, handing money back and fuckin forth and all I'm saying is: if they get to do whatever the fuck they want to do in their completely unregulated, then I get to drive around without a seat by the two hundred and fifty four miles an hour, but instead California, we ve created two separate zones. We have the pound, see castle filled with congressmen and lawyers that we all have to fuckin live in, and these fuckin people get the live in they fuckin free for all known. As the thunder dome. Sometimes a thing is you know, you know that despite two powerful highly ranked match up one team
out. You'll need a leader, never looks back to me. This was a bit of a blow out
yeah that the flower guy I like? How is a referendum on our society and it is to me- is pretty cut driver? What say you well I
loved the idea of comparing and contrasting knew some with Trump saying who's, the one lounge and about the golf course and whose the one that's worse still in force in the lock down, which is a great point, but I have to say I agree.
With you over all this took on, I would even say three dimensions. This went into a fourth dimension, this ripped through time and space.
he's talking about the flowers on the off way ramp. I say we have to give it to them.
get your bracket it out. I'm girl at our common tuna tomorrow for more of the irate eight is the big rams roles. Large madness man right, big J ogre soon and wraps, are going to join us. Ralph
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