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that many scenes of newer. Sir tearing the nation apart. I also had our thinking about you guys doing this movie and then I had this far.
about another movie from nineteen. Seventy eight stirring Billy crystal, but I heard this article and Dawson Sky
in a kind of made me think of this movie from forty four forty three years ago now
but I'll I'll. Let our all let the DAS into the first paragraph of the article, and then we can go back in time and see just how
I had a time we were much like the lovely love boat. I should
episode. Where
like Philips Strands, gendered, train or trance.
actual or whatever the hell I'll go ahead.
Can men get pregnant yes
it's possible for men to become pregnant and give birth to
turn of their own. In fact, it's
probably a lot more common than you might think
now hold on
Spain, is eminently that's definitely drive. I did not think it was something that debt and a four out of ten Americans engaged in sets definitely more common than any human being that has been born ever especially before the last twenty minutes ever thought. Its turn in order
to explain, will need the
Break down some common misconceptions about how we understand the term man, we learn to say Miss conception
anymore. It's got conceive an woman. Can anyone. It means wrong. Yeah airline
opium, tubing away a
bleeding! Now everything birthing now, there's the birthing person, and then there is also the menstruating pressure. Is this? Well, yes, Jesus Christ LAW and order
down the common misconceptions about. We understand the term man we're gonna, have to change the definition of the term Man Oak
how can we do that with spatulas like what I'll show we do that with you not I mean, like you guys, like windmills
this concept should only remaining. We gotta how we gonna break it down, will consult checkers. Now. Ok, I think I've. U!
that holds true
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the Dallas Cowboys again a bug musical chairs of this policy mouse great joy to break it down common
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People who were assigned mail at birth- I D
if I as men, those who do our.
Sis Gender man. This is nine. Seventy eight now now
now that we are already under movies coming handwriting, so that this
those are remarkably pressure to write off. This came out well, first off the person who wrote it had been burned as a heretic, like in nineteen seventy eight
Conversely, crystal movie that this reminded me of conversely,
some people who were assigned female at birth. My
defy as men
who is signs gender. I don't know I like the way
that sounds reactors playing God rallying God who did the gender assigning here these folks
a transgender man or Trans,
skill in people. Now I heard them.
Trans masculine.
Trans masculine is used to describe and
assigned female at birth. Individual who
devise or presents toward the masculine side of the spectrum. Aright luck again,
over the language and then do whatever you want with the science whence you once you got the language rather than you just do
the commonly misunderstood, arrive, wrongly labelled or whatever it is an industry go run. I wrote a book called in fifty years will be checked for a reason by this
medical made me think about
this movie. Now I was mistaken. I thought this movie stars Bert rattles, but it doesn't
Burns barrels had another movie for about the same time where he was looking for a surrogate
which has in a little ahead of its time. Forty years now look and far surrogate on non traditional set out, probably like DOM Delaware was in just one by
later on later
that was called paternity nineteen eighty one, but this one
called the rabbit test
and now to Billy Crystal vague
familiar, but now Billy com.
Stole, oh my god,
YO drivers. Oh well,
by maternity, jockey shorts. That's the poster question and look at Billy Groves, though this is correct. So why is this hot off his soap or whatever? I do? She blade K one from soap Ryan
sell Robert. Maybe they thought you know the higher likelihood of a gay man getting praying and why I guess quickly enough the guide us and pull out pump
guy all the arts
and I said, do I sit Chris, I mean first off this thing seemed like somebody just made it on their computer this this poster yeah a test, and it says this story.
Worlds. First, pregnant man, it's inconceivably funny. There you go
and what is her shirts direct director Parson director person
We know that this is the only directing effort by Joan Rivers. She also play a nurse in a briefing written and directed by air,
log line? Is lion of life turns around after one night stand on top of a pinball tabled
he becomes a world is. Why did I accuse you of age? I think there is. One aim is very traumatic
I gotta care. How horny are
bad stuff enough now, pinball, that is
that's wrong till fleet. That is the sort of those things where the pen Bob machine guess I'm pregnant.
Hence it is seriously. I either I don't know. I know if, if, if lightning strike, pinball machine and the pink pinball machine, what were anything lightnings to ask back in the day would have passed
powers beyond art are now lining. The ability to arms switch bodies,
in our own object, sentient, Heather, almost things alone in the eye.
I think I
thank God.
in liar liar. There were some, I think. What's his name got the chief carry get struck by lightning now there is definitely like a Christmas now he's at here wages. I'd was wishing at our third offering them. This big and transgender people now gives in other these hours. Here all women by getting less created by a hairdresser.
What women? Why right? So do we have? I don't persecuting israeli by this. Rarely gets brought up with when we talk about the genius
Joan Rivers
Rarely because aggregate gotta competes with the genius and rivers go, she wrote it in directive. I've never heard of it will play
she sitting and I like an edit baby, sit kind of theatrical looking at bay. I I'm John Rivers and I'm here energy, my movie rather chest,
I just love editing, because you can control your film and develop give us. At the same time, what does he say scenes take a look sailor.
Only just finished. A cigarette really crystal rabbit,
the movie about an innocent man, first love
later. We now have a cigarette.
You really know how to turn a guy who have Jackie I'm reactions to everyday situations. Nice talking to you will need a sensitive and understanding mother
were fishery, is on pasture jewish. Can I still go in polish drawers, Johnson, HANS Gert and his friends? May I go to them,
oh by the way, rather testimony that the world's poorest pregnant
oh stop it, and I know there are some black re scrolling talking about you, dont Megan. What's your name begged Kelly, doing Whitney Houston, whoever she went Diana ass? This is old school blacklist of industrial designs, for I think
For me, the Mason Dixon line can't be when the shoe polish comes out, because that I did mister
yeah, it's when the way
shoe polish. Our around around your lab we like, but we just witnessed, was that how could I.
timely nineteen. Seventy eight, what could possibly have had to do with this movie?
we're gonna have to watch weighing over the vine. You ve never actually not having rotation, gotta. Remember it's it's! You can find out where you could find that dad the day the clown cried or whatever there was the hour, the Dwarf movie, where ya, tiptoes Tipp vetoes,
Oh my god. By the way, the guy will put this still up on an earlier com. It is like Jimmy
J J Walker in full african native garb here
doing a black face, minstrel thing with what could be built grows, though,
or dwarf I I don't know that this is Billy barred.
of course, of course, if you guys don't remember a time when we had one door in one dwarf own less, his name was Billy body
Daughter was lorry. She was a little person ass. She went to north how them at high in- and she went to Walter Reed with me and is her dad was in
every Sid and Marty Croft ever every time they needed anyone under four Floyd gray, the Billy Bodies phone rang. Wasn't he
one of the lollipop guild
Why don't? You are probably around long enough, but the
but that is another problem: half Rotumah, oh yeah! Well, if you were in the black man's afro, but you're in black, raise snap problematic, I'm sorry,
junior psychologist misdemeanours,
when the present the United States, I can't go on. I have been sitting at trying to tell you about the new
and there has been a signal in the front row the whole time sitting there with a raincoat on his lap. I cannot work under such conditions. Will somebody please?
Maybe I should find a sickly present thrown out. We re just get me. The answer is the issue,
what I ask of action.
Flash like with you
rabbit, tears Joan.
That this is a real rights? Are one aerial high
A free, unknown Youtube
this is we know this? Is they made
You know the godfather and gone with the wind before this. This is not something Japan, Canada,
other certain things in life like look about old jalopy, in that I had air conditioning and it is in have no about whatever, but this is, after all, a very keen that the year before freedoms you you love this,
upsetting it's crazy right. Michael Keaton made his film debut in rearing about man, no doubting speaking role. I have so many coins.
Genes. Oh, and by the way, did you know that
One who plays a fortune telling grandmother in the movie is Roddy Magda
and drag no
of course, that I shall not be surprised,
While this was a there was a big moving
I'm not, I don't make movie, but it was a major releases names and it got a full full release sparring upon so it s on the right man. I think we should Imaging Koko's in it I mean
There was ever a candidate for zero on thing. Are you running down? I cable
eve. This didn't launch Joan Rivers directing career amply international trade is platform that you use, that jump off and she wrote direct dead ends.
Sort of starred in it are semi start here in it appeared in our eyes crystal
I got it? I guess well,
You may think Zeros LAO
Why is it
or to that means somebody side, a credentials, critic and said. I give it a thumbs ants better than half bad stand by the crew there.
is no critic, consents, I'm so you'll be guessing the audience. Ok, I need to add their little more lenient and I think I think the couldn't
in some of em who just got really high and said I'll, give it a thousand eyes.
you'd there s health and welfare
this down minds down with the audience. I mean it,
look at obviously had vaudevillian gags in it like I was rivers problem.
Clumsily woven some one liners and stupid gags you and I we Poland's in Africa fact ride. My grandfather. Worship at the altar of Poland ever knew was gay,
Well because he thought they got it out of her. He found out the funniest fast this guy alive, share because that he didn't know they fed them all those Jo Leinen, hollered squares, twelve twenty one
I had three, I changed it to thirteen rabbit test is rotten
at twenty five hours, my god they loved it not, but I'm looking at
reviewed and where these are, therefore, in its all negative, so probably would have gone zero there.
make it too. There are reviews out thereof it they just didn't. They weren't submitted didn't
met IRAN domain. I like TAT, Roger even time. Every variety is what
that just a bunch of throw away one liners and gags can we
What Roger even might may have said about this, the late brain, Roger, even eighty nineteen, seventy eight- you read the film once out of four quote: it's not a funny movie. It really
and its jam from wall to wall with a central characters and throw away one liners and would be funny signs. But it's just not funny, and I know it's not because I would have
ass if it had been that I feel is your prize winner, elder juggler. The issue that you know at a lot of pride is a comedian, and this is a direct oral
grand opening bring her the opening and she wrote, it must have,
Fuckin hated raining than she had
all right now, there's a story brewing with their football
coach Urban Myers is it breaks.
Meyer Myra outs as Myers on those are the thing
I could go either way urban Meyer
and I you know I have thoughts
but it, but also a needle in a launch into a sort of larger thought. Ended
video, I saw em tansy he's amateur apologize is on an apology, tour, his teens issue. It is to us
the fellow Americans or whose coaching
Jacksonville. Did he apologized like the whole community there?
rid of him at a bar and some blonde chick is gonna. Rubbing her ass against this line, he sit on a bar stool,
don't get in their field ones and trying to think of his hands are blocking his growing. I was wondering one could make them
argument was whitewashed. Almost a penetrating has another angle,
Don't know I mean I just gotta, give nurse Dylan argument that you like, like a soccer when they
free character and blocks their growing cop hands kind of turned out at ninety tough use,
Taking that argument he's out make about argument was he is our near his growing when I saw the video that has given really all Roger River, one demand
but I also think this couple things first off here
People who got film everything and put it up online. Yes, it's just film everything and put it up online. All right! I don't know who those people are dead. People
when somebody isn't some catastrophic situation, cars crushing and they pull at their phones of helping. The person
yeah same situation here
we can hear my apologize. I just apologize to the team and staff for the team distraction stupid.
so explained everything that happened in Poland. It just stupid
You don't have to apologise to the skill position, gas. They get it. They ve been there
full you there's a conversation for the guys. You drop the ball before there
now. It is time to apologize now
The other guys who didn't make the drop the ball meeting? You talk to the big interior line, guys offensive line. Immigration is out apologizing to LE discussion, all its energies shark. Now that the guy anymore, they interior guy. She went to be why yoke of our family or undermine the other guy
may have a couple of kids from a couple. The situation is now owners. They're not is apt to John Icy. That's what I'm saying
sorry, but I myself am echoed opposition. You did you lie back with you
stay the same kids and we ought to dinner that night.
Roger lagging there's a big group
to a restaurant. They want
core and take pictures, and I did
turn a pull me out on a date for screwing around and left at so
they're, not gonna. We're ass ever tell you
I was there
different I've been in this position, because people recognize me sometimes and insult dude
wonder. What about you
just come, sit on your lap and went to take us selfie or something like that and you kind of life
two choices: do you push her? Ah, what do push her away?
women grow up.
Learning that is, a skill been hit on. Having guys come up that am whistling walk past, that construction site, guys, don't have that skill like they hate Buzz,
the five year old, hearty like we don't. We don't really have that, but number whole new mental observatory claim our vote. Is I don't know if you guys like me but didn't.
When a woman, so when a guy puts himself out there like when a guy comes up to you at the bar or goes a cabin
watching near by you drank, and you go while action to Sir waiting for France and no thanks. We don't
we don't go home, Anita Tub, Haagen, dos and crying to it. You know domain, we don't we don't take that went laddie
Fortunately we go to the next and the next page them.
If we move on down the borrow, though the night, but wait you nice, twenty six, a life of Europe asking people to the prom, none brine, british guy. The point is we: we were equipped yeah, we're battle, tested, yeah,
we we ve we'd, know what it's like to be rejected. Yes, yes,
I have had that ever fair. Even before I was a garden,
a kind of celebrity whenever I've had a few girls, like you know, make it clear here's what I'd like from you mustn't Margaret Chauvelin. She was
I'm a girl. I met at Barneys Beanery, who
lived in San Diego and, like I made my way to San Diego, to visit her, and it was
not a great weekend for me and
Then I went back to our north. How would you know bowing to never see
again and at some point she showed up on my doorstep like two weeks later and unfortunately, re was there and re was
a sure thing hurrying and pushing her into my room and stop
it feels I don't know I mean
say brine, you must have some four raised by my whole. Life is wretched right, but I
I'm curious, like Dawson and MAX Ipad. You know that feeling of like
saying thanks, but no thanks, woman them of their way around
and down on me a lot plan, and
it's really uncomfortable at really weird, and most of it is what I call for stuff I must make. They must feel Hall
like like a woman, offers it up when a woman is really going on today, thrown at Axion you're, like thanks for your own good. I'm good
but actually, when you're single, like its understood that you're single or you're at the party hitting on one of their friends or something you're you're, taking a gift that they gave you and throwing it on the ground stepping on it? Yes, it is
really uncomfortable for my wiring ate. It wishes Davis
to me to tell this woman, I'm not attracted you wanna go not one whatever it is. You are offering up
the latest you ever pulled the record. I, how close
but above all the Gaza
why am I, like- you smell the grass,
when I want to say- and I want to know the storm on I when I went to San Diego and
Two months later, with this cow that
somehow had figured out a way to pack on quite a few
these and a couple of months. Maybe they open, Abarnis Beanery,
sidle, ahoy or something I don't know. I really,
I literally showed up at her eyes
come in for the weekend driving and then I got there and she
the door as like, oh boy,
not into this?
and then.
I was like oh stupid,
was like. Oh, I have a stand up, comedy gig back and allay like I gotta get. I gotta get going, how foolish or reason whatever she never to and have our drive she knew I had no career. I borrowed my friends truck to ride out you don't say
even stay. I stay because I I went
and ass. Like I just remembered, I got this gig and I gotta get back to Hell lay so we gotta get a rain check on.
and her roommate
Pulled me aside.
I remember names I can say whatever name is, but she goes and took the day off work tomorrow to be with. You have psych flock where's, the booze
watch started during the mad. It was rough by made it did you did you given the good side, I did
I did allow. I dont think I had my good stuff that night remained here. If we had at the skipper he would come.
Don't bother related to the boy there by got through
I give the heat I do, sir half its emerges, I started drank and that's all remember, but may I made my way back to allay, but she did show up a couple of weeks later
and
It was. It was difficult. I know it
because it's seared into my brain, I dont really remember the times that went Weena women when thanks, but no thanks. I love this common pollyanna mean so it was. It was
also what I'm saying they like,
You know you go with urban Michael. I push her away or tell her to get get away, free or whatever it is. You can still really do that. We will wither the storm so to speak out
Prime. What was your stories? Have we forgotten
I have never told this story to anyone, hence
it's not going to go to the store exit. We have storage of the beads gonna worked out, amounting let as our call in my
in my my entire sexually active life from major, no other nineteen to now those twenty,
years.
Two times
the garden into into a prone position into a bad weather girl and up and bailed out will probably eject or seek the last man one time in college. When I bought
I'm pretty girls, but do I I wasn't in doing both nano
time separated by twenty Damn Brian Allah. Lawyers are guided cute girl, who is Super Harry, like
body had over her hair on Georgia
find that out until gets gets that phase.
Why was that stuff?
empowered through massive deal loud she's, the one who wins,
without the dinner was a big deal and when, when going out to each day, was a big eat, I told ya: go work or ice restaurant, where we were
Joy, real high and pizza place back when they had like these boutique.
Ever and she ordered Fuckin clams her hand for the brief, not smoke oysters earning just flat
clay eyebrows and I was like don't do it don't do?
You know she's like I want clams and unlike ok, you're gonna have one slice, maybe two slices: I'm definitely bring it home. What's latin and I don't want to mess with lambs and she's like I'm gettin clamped, so there was a little bit of its grass grows
Only just remember that these two girls separated by attacking a half or so we're friends. There were there
Well, your college friends and the second one q, fine,
I got no point in your respect, this guy we got into. We got into our making out whenever and as someone like em all
this point right. I'm like a little more self aware by this fat. Brian known Ryan is for Christians in his prime brown. This is my parliament. Did this order then, probably a year and a half or two years for electricity and dont. While at this point and physically- and I remember thinking like as as is getting up like this,
way more to it than I am, and it s like whole thing in life? She might be, I figure by relationship- and this is not because he was a friend do I'd known since college eyes, like Ike
this would make the whole dynamic. We aren't you what you do and I want to know what the breaker roaming Cute funny
the other thing folks and have any real estate on Balboa Island at our Theo breaker their report,
waterfront real estate
those just a vibe thing. I wish I could explain. How did you extricate yourselves? I think I just fuck. This is this is thirteen fourteen years ago, firmer correctly owes us like what
through their explain, yeah, we're friends or you know about law the whole thing, but it was
where it was our know, and you know what she died. He youth she thinks
you like saw her boobs or something they looked weird, that's what she thinks.
yeah. That's it
Is this the problem she scarred right? She were
where's the story. Graphic lady, Miss Dawson, ever a kick any one out of every crackers, lots of times more and more, I I'm shocked,
please on among a follow on time the chick answered the door.
tremendously overweight, smoking and holding
maybe
when that one was easily. If you didn't, you know what shit I totally forgot. I got this thing up.
My friend I'd help move. You are unable to assess that out in advance. The man was that it was that one was a chick calling the radio station on hasn't been.
at one time. I was
working a a festival that has to do with the green pitted fruit
my
friend,
This one check that was like fifteen years older than me asian, two thousand
and-
her face was in great, but she had an ok body, but her face
and I
it up feeling like guys being dragged into this like I had to go through with it. I ended up paying for a hotel room for both of us.
and she light came up
bathroom and all this launch array and shit, unlike our I well nice body or turn off the light
but a suitor
was done. I was like,
gotta go,
so you went through Skype, others
anymore, but it usually, you know what happens when you around twenty five
twenty five to thirty and usually the girls. Forty five to forty eight now
Yes, it's tough to say no to your, like, I don't wanna Anne and think of this.
What is urban mired did pusher off and then she fuckin turned around
It causes huge Balkan, seeing as you have opted her son so yeah take you jerk you're you're
in a stock. I'm I'm glad to know all this
because God knows as women, we all have. The stories of work just went through the guy freely. You guys
who that interesting?
you find a way to annihilate wow. Now God bless YO yo.
Work of all the Ladys for our.
I had I had one with. I wanted to work out the didn't work out.
Which has some
when I was in my one bed: room apartment gaol came over sort of community property,
scares me. You know she was just like the guy who had just sort of slept with everybody in whatever wish you like an acme person. We all know, are now she was. She was Susan,
this is our early early early twenties. In this case, the idea you know I can't hump town pomp and
showed up and roommates started dad get on on the air on the full that so far,
as in the bedroom and on site, I think she'd be up for three way. Sir
capital via came now. The bedroom air start Robin down a little bed.
Oh this is this is on and then there's a knock on the door, and
The door was in the same room wearing one bedroom apartment and it was the other
town Hall and but the hotline
and she was the fears over my other roommate who are obliged
all the gauss in others. Use don't like a late night, booty call a wow and
sound, and I like two in the morning- and I was like hearing Airbus I'm here-
issues like our eye nice to meet you in a storm, and I just left
I love what I had I lifted the three some on the table.
dried out jumped in her jeep went back to her ass, reflect
Talk down, I didn't I didn't get so much as a handy
Brandon and work out how that is very the end of one more and support not best every ingress. We got our. We need all staff Paul here, because I want all the stories of all the duty to have been in these I'm coming
urban Meyer type situations? Some incur
a jet and living in ILO Western. We apart
that night at my house and towards the end of the Party
this one girl and bring her back into my room.
The door and immediately there's knock on the door. My bodies like dude, you do not want to do this. That fact
I've heard your regular irregular
you're. The only thing I know is, I say I said get out here: man fuck off I'm doing this.
and I did it and then I woke up the next morning and realized what I had done gremlin. So I
rolled over gruffly and pretended. I wasn t wake her up. She gets up out of bed
and I hear her I've. We above
Now we are on the top guys
her climb off the bunk bed in and go out
to the rest of the house and am waiting.
listening for when she's gonna leave, I'm kilometer run and lock the door
I'm waiting there in bed and I start hearing pots and pans.
Thank you like this
and I got remit. It's like seven
back in the morning. This cannot happen.
And so I I yell. Ah, what are you doing?
and from the kitchen she yells making.
Breakfast. How do you like your coffee and I wait.
thirty seconds goes by and I yell black and me
here's to go
then there is another fifteen second pause
and you hear, pot
pans just fly across the kitchen door, open
and slam
ran to the door, locked it back to bed. I like that. You treat her like that. Guy in Florida, restraining the gate or on Islam, her rushed over the trash can get her out that there are other. That's like what happens when a bat flies in your house through the chimney right, he opened the door and you get a perfume. Yes, surely swinging open a window,
I got
We need more there. So everyone's got one of these. I knew whether we stumbled on some gold here we can push bollywood
well we'll see how goes yeah I like,
The idea of the urban Meyer, but maybe this put him together, quality like when you're saying to the Gallagher I mean,
leave her, I'm not
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like all life, well lead we go with Gary. First, we go with care
Let's hear my legs are not very good June, whom I am to tease. I mean there is
who is really feel it and was put in the hard core press on all night, and I had to just paisley disappear from this
Why did you do that? One view
and you are single rate, a mingle
wasn't feeling it that that means she wasn't hard or are you just took a Trans continental flight?
you'd off in your own private pod there
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in some guys rub one out on a Saturday night, like you know,
and peering out with a loaded gun out and that that takes a little the oh, I mean, I guess it's a good idea. Little little like eating before you go to the party, I like an ordinary zennor has now you're, not in my lab on grounds. I know we're invariably old boss, the grocery store. Nigeria. Charity ball
and he used to give us young guess we're all eyes: go arrives, expertise, seventeen years old whenever he will give us
the advice and is just gotta,
rub one every on a date, rosy, those girls he was laughing. I think it's now that poison on you
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everyone out before he headed out now, she's wasn't hot Georgiana was definitely a pop in our bee person. Differently.
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get it. I get it
big hotter would have met us, feel it right.
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I say now is because it is a moral thing I come with somebody it. I don't. Wanna is good guy
I'm faithful, but like one time
kind of funny. We are at a crossroads bar crop shit and endless girl comes it sells yourself up next of age. She just and Jan is like in the distance, and this is
she's like so. She put her hand on my leg and you just go so how long have you been with her and I go about two years and she's,
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listening to you in the pot cast for five projects, grandfather territory. She had a point not note. I see I walk away from from now. Please you tell Jan now that this will be the first time to hear
where man is. They have the ability to get pissed off about stuff. You didn't do yeah, which is,
very interesting wiring. Look how many times
said the old woman like I was gonna do this, but I didn't do it now. You are doing why. Why do you think about doing in a weird coincidence, tangentially related, and I guess too that we want
What do you remember? This is fucking backing the radio
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maybe your is probably our need totally rumour. This morning there was, I was outdoor spot, they were their girl swimming like the mermaids. There was a whole thing. It was your Hollywood crowd and there was a good looking girl who was. I would
I would say very fragile and I experience aggressively making eyes. I mean like someone like you. No kind of waiving, unlike you, give the nod everything like, but Christie was at the shop was there were dating, is radio days ago about oh seven away or ever was, and after the show. I can see this good looking girl and look where you sort of
nonverbal human weakening, the all night coming towards the stage to me afterwards, when you meet grew back rises? Come to our theories like our shit here we go
here comes Cresty, the exact moment they meet and I are across the desert. This deserted nice lady who came to show into looks articles
Cheryl those girls you for high school, why all these new mice goes very nice but, as I understood you to be boosted back off Google and their friends that they altogether, I thought that by that soil is gonna, go a different route. Remember there were five or seven porn chicks.
there were there at the moment
recollect from the also so women will tell guys
all the time I had this guy is hitting on me so garage owners of France, but he always grows he's always hating on me and guys take that
go. Oh your track! It like that. That's what guy
Do we not a two way street car? You can't tell women other women hit on that. They get angry you moron or I'd are not being fat like. I don't know what it is. Remember sunny lane
yeah or to extricate myself from that room ring real her parents. I remember-
her parents, hoarded her and even anger is managed where a hundred percent trail
Brian,
Where are they respect the result? Special?
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and, unlike I got work to do I ran away.
And also there's an element to
where guys, whether some performance involve waning,
well, you gotta get a boner Vienna underlined
in Layman's terms ginea while ears, I'm saying if somebody said I noticed,
shape. But if someone said hey you gotta bang, your grandma you'd go. I can't do it couldn't get up
there's a man. So these,
six or somewhere in between grandma, then an attack.
But you have other appendages?
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the is I'm just saying you know,
gotta be into it.
Or some guys the now,
We all had I to high school friend, Name Tom, that guy just into whatever, like like glass.
Can he be with some chick? There was a train wreck and I wanna go how wasn't cheap if he'd go?
this fine leadership breath is really banshee and a lot of back me.
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no,
we keep away, but he got a lotta how checks, while he wasn't that guy cut these guys, just a wide net yeah
I'm not interested.
but more needs to be wide max
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that's more for me, oh my right, the only time as a woman, I can recall being rejected like that and were women. Don't forget
so that's what I'm saying that I'm saying with urban Meyer lie. It's it's. It's scar light. So I was friends this guy kind of thing for right. When I moved here and I
decided that night were hanging out. I decided I am just full court press make.
My intentions very known. He was like
How can I often being kind of weird lings homo? Oh, so I finally was like our I felt so rejected. I'm so embarrassed I left and then like
couple years later is like hey. Remember me: sorry, it was weird because
design going off governed on girlfriend like fire.
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door? Often shuts behind you gotta prose story, I was-
damn the check you can look her out. Oh boy, she played the actress in private parts. He played the Chica.
bathtub with Howard Stern. Ok, I address foxy I'll yeah she was cast
to be fire. I was at Cathy Gryffons how
a party and that chick walked up to me.
And she's like I should cut up path. Griffin, you
live up in the hills, Hollywood or maybe still does and we're
standing out the deck and chooses like pointed at our house because I live there. We can go there
M and I was in a relationship, so I didn't, but they have as if there was a hot check, yap, booze, booze
some professionally high.
to be a hot actor and certified areas right about right about the time that we have a little bit later nineties. Someone someone like that, but
Also at that part
where Margaret Cho pulled me aside for coming on to be sexually, so I must ve been given awesome some mosque or something very man. I know you probably don't remember, but as a woman we want to know what did you say to her to get out of it
the hatchet Howard Stern Movie, like what how how did
decline that
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thing is, they can really get caught,
go and full, like I'm gonna grab for your longer shove it my mouth or something like that. They have to be a little more leary yeah,
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the laid out rather than she laid out about as much as you laid out, but you can always go talk to care. For me, I went back and memories is flooding back. Melanie good surname ran to her yeah. Should a bank?
more often than not. I have a girlfriend works. You just say that man,
but here we are now speaking, to grab your hunker. I was fourteen working fallen dear at a summer camp like one of them
older camp cancers sheets
ten, nineteen, twenty, I don't know
amazonian big big woman at any time, I was in the same vicinity of of her. She would
me up against a wall corner me: grandma junk peace,
start chosen me. Why and unlike
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the way I the way I got out of it was I I told honor.
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prosecutor anything, but why are she got fired? Those guys
goodbye they're going to talk about a dozen I feel like it was it was I couldn't be around her like I was and it was
limiting my too weak
experiences of volunteer at this day cap less than I am, and I couldn't
The things I wanted to do was to run away from her all the time I like it, I'm not ready to. While
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another one
this cancer, one time out at a club and a girl knocked my drink.
my hand what we're dancing. So she brings me to get another. We end up pitting it off and, and she says she wants to go home-
I'd better, go home with her and I said, shirk, and then she proceeded to take me to the corner to introduce me to her
when and says this guy's going home at us. That's what I said, I'm good neighbours would argue, while couple out Swain there were swingers looking out crews and definitely not that drink on, because I don't know honey, honey, here's the move. You know
drink out of his worst cock. Holding video ever midget mounts like this guy is naughty while around like, but not that now. That's Bravo
discretion is the better part of our not apply for that
that was in that movie permanent midnight right, yeah menstealers through the guy's wife, and then the guy just beat the shit out of bed Stiller when it was over.
that was their thing, one merely dont right now you could have gotten the crap. I let's rhino in turn, Rhine who's. Next, I
Since there is whenever they let me in their Kalen material, alter
so one I can remembers freshman year of College, like one of my first fraternity parties like a bunch of
Rules came in there all freshmen from another sorority and, like one of them, came up to me almost like oclock. Can I kiss you
it's part of our, like whatever sorority things. Look to this sort of thing and ours,
oh yeah, sure, and as for drug. My friends,
did that and she's immediately went into like let's go back, let's go back to the. Let us go back
dorms, and I was gonna like me to death,
currently down, but also, like my friends, were peer pressure in me like dude. What come on Serbia into the night like put the golden rule, many girls here, whenever and saws like tat- and she was like you know I can call Neuber announced. I cannot. I got a call. Neuber cartoons
while she look like,
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I look over she's in the
sir, and we make just direct eye contact as I'm talking to another girl and the cards is drives away, and I just remembered her home by yourself at the beginning of the night, and then she like blacklisted me from that sorority s for like three
told me, Kronos a huge dish,
Yeah hell have no fury. It's true. Lotta quotes criminal. My mouth, that I am a
happened. I've got to start off the least interesting one. I also had a fur booty one and I was willing to push through our harry at airy ass. They like
your women out there that they have some hair on em. When you say here, you don't be just in places. You have hair, it's like document places, women don't normally have hair liquor budget right yeah.
not like following long Monica shameful commercial settling like Harry legs? Are we talking like, like I've, never heard of a fur booty, but women women, common different sort of
strains of of hair the summer Reno like dogs,
pipe O Alexander guides are something that has not there's some non harry where men and some women mantle hair on as willing to push through. I was willing to push through on her, but then she started telling mean
bout it and she started giving makes users? I get it from my dad and now's owner pillar hacking
talking about her harry as yet, because she fell back you superstar, conscious about, and so she wanted to explain a man that was just a known over me
why were you couldn't find out and intel of its kind of too late
scurvy, weird for her
knowing there's this secret, that
be revealed yeah at some point, but also feel like there's ways to take care that these days to hand down their early. That's right,
I mean you never heard of pink, cheeks and venerable of our Lord or New York role here in order. But what
beer and the cigarette. How do you do the hand teller to hold your cigarette settled? A warm water lily through the beer hand, then, at all, but interesting,
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she was into like choking and of and how she was. It was fine, but then she had said things like I. You know I want you put me to the wall. She had said like
I get hard rock and all that, but then
once you start to show me how to dating that dodger. Pitcher.
User rocker.
so then, when she started describing her choking over yonder for that and then she started telling me. I should like to go purple hours. The know you you're gonna get people animals, generic area, chalk body on more feel. Like that's coming you work into
look out a third session that not opening night
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no we're gonna do before I just how conceal deal and interesting
one women and a lot of stuff is too dangerous for me,
sometimes I think the YAP. Sometimes I think women think that's what guys why
but I don't really want that's like they'll. Do that. The first time, but then there won't be any more that but sounds like enemies case. This that's what she was into well, you know what I think about is gonna catch twenty two because
if your woman, who wants to be show you
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Ladys. Are you listening regard wonderfully don't put her? Do the wall but was not down the children. Did you get like vile, violent, low rough weather because you wanted a year
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before him, the fire pull down left mass mouth. You did the right thing me off. I was at a bar,
in Manhattan, show to step over there to projects in there that, I think said,
You want to come back to her room and watch us. Oh yeah,
How neighbourly I know.
What happened until
You think
I remember I was interrelationships Hobbs like I'll, go back to your room, but I can't watch or something vague recollection of something, but I didn't do anything and nothing really came up, but they were like now.
wow. That's where you and even watch measurable situation calls for someone else ruin did it,
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or dance, and all my wherever and one point of authority sisters, older one comes out to me- goes hey this girl she's alive on campus schoolmaster just started two weeks, as you just said,
like ten guys, like I'm, really worried about her, like that.
now, though, of course you know that no progress has begun into my rouble blonde. I care I buy out. I put a stop to that. Goddamn girl hate said other girl
totally mine a lot because Langer wronged her in some way a shit about her, where I may for Nancy Grace a complaint about ok here,
this guy, who finally gets the hot check. Well, first of all, by its a red flag. Now hurtful now, there's this beautiful girl, whose agers deem the ham and all of a sudden Jerome Group
I'm sure they were all of a sudden some some some girl, some help, both of you to say around them. Good Samaritan comes up to you for no reason and basically said my friends,
I'm worried about her dear inside your head, you sick
yeah,
from there are the ball. Second pays. The first by you had the twin ceasing to try itself malleable brain. You start worrying about it. She poison do and you know why that girl
we killed her boyfriend.
interesting, because every dude who just
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everybody knows that it is now spoke of even very, very its interest to limit our insidious, calculating lot about like when they have this interview, a serial killer to find out what a serial killer doing can only be like silent land. I feel like that's what we just did with the now ok. Well, I dont know how to feel about that, but I promise you that's what happened
while our gas is just got here,
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been on the losing ended there has. I think,
might be
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