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this one is requests from Michael D, and he wants to hear this
of the show MAX a that's me in
discuss how Adam guest Venture Piero thought. A piece of popular would
so this was a no longer than was a trending topics, and this is kind of about where I started doing the training topics remnant, and so I had to tell him about this. Clip
and while we will explain it in and click you're about to hear, but the Erika I keep having to training that long,
yeah- I had a similar, hasn't adam- had a pretty incredible crystal ball
moment with me over the phone talked about it here,
show thirty. Forty seven featuring Dan wins comments. Not as portion Philip starts. Now this portion- geographic
bishop. This one is from March twenty twenty one,
didn't make the eastwards. As I recall what is very great bit
Adam and MAX patter go over her. Something happened for the show and they place clips
why, in a different direction here with you, proud bench appear
I am my fair he,
trending right now, along with home, gave us a love on depot last, like eight months of my gift to been home,
But again I live on the greatest gift in a world, but so
what to another depot. Now a major coalition of black faith leaders in Georgia, representing over a thousand church,
the state, called on Tuesday for boycott of foam depot, arguing that the
but he is advocated its responsibility as a good corporate citizen by not pushing back on this day
new voting laws or they could just sell, ply word yet. Well, that's uh! There's no! I mean, like I don't know how politically active every company needs to be, but ok they're in Georgia, their headquarters in George, along with a Coca COLA Delta Coke in Delta, both have spoken out against the states. New voting about home Depot said quote the most appropriate approach approach for us to take.
it's a continue to underscore belief that all elections should be accessible, fair, insecure! Well, here's what I will say about home depot,
I feel the same argument about that chick fillet got. Do the
I bitch. I bet you can't you can't you fucking love chick layers. You need chick fillet, we're all areas
the Vulcan boycott the airline until they go on travel, osity realises thirty bucks cheaper to get the Phoenix a nigger fuck it all of
all of your boycott ability, go sailing out the window, so
you go, you can go to Anna Walt lumbered, Terry Lumber, my Conky lumber, and you can go down the street by your shit over there. You are
pay too
forty nine box for the cordless drill, combination or you can go to home depot and get it for one. Seventy nine so boycott all the fuck. Do you want it won't work? Thereby wood is thirty.
And cheaper than it is at the corner. Hardwood soup
I play so it's not gonna work, it doesn't work for ship. We want it. Never worker chip for backfired concerns like fuck. Now, I'm craving chick for life. What's is hearing about so bench appear out. He's tweeted arm shopping, a home deeper than
screw theirs in any goes home. Deepening doesn't instagram, live all watch right. Now. Here's in encouraging everybody to go to home depot
usually by companies that are not following what Debo so far is one of those companies. So here's what we're doing anchored you detained in their revising stuff, then of an elite, is gone and by some stuff all right ass. You can see right just my charming. I paused there should explain what we're sea of Judah Ivy this age awoke. How big is that play? What is it
my words. I wanted dimensional lumbar cried along behind here. It's a big as peace, teeny, tiny able that this aid, its eight inches wide
three footlights. It's for its three plastic bags tall next men, look huge like one is in a single piece of its single piece of wood and its eight inches, because its bigger than six inches and its three foot, because its longer than two foot things kind of common sizes in autumn, in so MAX, batter,
rats really live before we play the rest of this. Let's relive our conversation we had when I was driving in here too, that sure ok, Adam died. You see
to pierce trending right now. Why would he do well? The odd because of
depot in the voting laws, lives a big boycott against a ban, decide to go in to on deep under the video him buying a
when everyone just making fun of em cause he's holding a piece of winning a plastic bag? Oh, I haven't seen the video. I don't know about this: the others
the piece of work here. I just bought
one piece of work: yeah an average Megan fond of him. Is it poplar
yes, I play the rather like the rest of the video.
I just want coming along the about using the same this, this boy, this magnificent smuggler is now my guess. I put my mind because of all the questions Adam could have ass.
maybe the type of work that a ban withholding creates off of my description of it's a piece of wood and plastic bags blew my mom. How did you get there at the birthday? Studies
yeah I'd.
throw my eye. I did my shirt Peyton Manning check down the line you now Omaha Omaha of seeing a fancy, minerals, and so my brain was working under Peter Sound like he bought
a piece of work. Yes,
a piece of work and he's holding it up. Now you didn't say what size it was. He just bought a piece
cover. One safely was deeply ass, my brains moving and unlike well, it's not to buy for he wouldn't
not a single to buy for that, but it looked weird and obviously the bag at the end of the two by form would be like a symbol on shacks cock.
Had allowed uncovered dwarfed right. So I
rule Thou Douglas FIR with the two by four
then my next move was thinking. Some kind apply word, but you can't hold up afore by she.
now by word. So now, I'm
two he's holding up a piece of work and all
some tar in between MAX a pad as layman ship I've, that's a word, not be
mass is not a cloud avail ire I'm trying to find your outbreak certain lame, while also, I am also thinking
its lame and we're going to go. I bought a piece of wood, especially bench affair, has no woodworking scales. What she's gonna make a fuckin spice rack. With that thing I mean it's not going to get a contract regime certain ribbon it off and put it through. The drum Santer says:
it's random it it defeats,
purpose a little because it says this is all for show. I'm I'm not going to buy. You go there and by ass, a screw cyber my ranch voice in fertilizers, trousers and moving on something with a piece of wood that you just
throwing back your car and have your system remove intent. We accept that. Does not? U needing
but you don't. You don't need a. He doesn't mean I could got. I could have pulled that off. He couldn't, but anyway, so
brain he's.
scriveners me while driving have not seen it. I'm not even heard about it. So I'm
got a piece of wood piece of wood in a bag
wouldn't a bag so now my brain starts going to wonder
He bought a to foot wooden level
and it's in a bag which looks like you bought a piece of wood now seen at all, I'm here and is what Christmas tell me some may be. Chris is interpreting this.
Piece of wood- I dont know he said peace, a word, I'm thinking Chris Seas of wood level, hang out of bag and looks like you bought levels. Look like you bought. What would levels
said piece of wood, and then I started thinking about it and I thought
there's really only too
species of ward weathers, three, their thirst, poplar, there's, oh
Maybe all there may even may be at his Dave. I'm a good, maybe there's all their, but I've narrowed down to popular in oak, pretty
on this point and of its
piece of wood is holding up in his hand. It's gotta be popular.
So I just shouted out poplar as it did all this in the seven seconds
maybe less and then max a pad. I want your right, which made me confused again, because the widest paddy doesn't work, guys poplar, shocked to hear band and say when I got here in the in the video, but I have told people time you
you can no more than someone with a computer. If you have the experience in your head and you can do the kind of detective chair,
down our reasoning, I went through all the different sizes of wood and
the different species of wood- and I ended up with poplar Now- could have been oak. So early,
we got a little lucky their flight. I knew was poplar through my mind. I used to work with poplar its kind
poor man's, although I know that you have seen my license, plate are a matter of art. Finally are now, and I get a lot of knowing how to care and can mean that a boy to set of Mr Popular just as Mr Poplar Poplar
more of paint grade than it would be a stain grave and a green and wine. Doesnt really look that good. It's like a software
hard wood. It's it's not nearly as hard as Oak Oak is royalties, our laser. That's! Why there's no poplar cutting board, Sir things were baseball
tourism, give there's no. They really do thresholds on over the threshold I built here. I may made out a popular, but we have at a ball out here. What is a paint? Great got it you know so I took I I I rolled the dye somewhat with popular and then and then macro go by God. I am the phone with him. Now
I get my interest in August fell perfectly and other than that. We really don't care what you like right eye
Here s. Why ban want, with literally a piece of wood that he has no ability to work with and that would serve no function? Isn't that I know the joke like like look it's a
so, would I like? I don't? I don't, have any die, so maybe he when I'm gonna go here
getting something I don't need right, you're dying, look like at home, deeper, we riding he actually. He actually went and purchase that piece of wood than in their because, as the video starts he's in the parking lot, we cut to start footage of. You know people shopping, then we finish with him in the parking lot now
to be holding on the Rhine and probably told a p. I need poplar nor any one side for corridor and he just dispatch go find the path we have maybe never bought a bit still a weird. Well, it's it's me
more effective in one argument and less effective in a more pragmatic, I had to go to home depot to pick up some fertilized will. Then I think that's what I'm saying he has no business there and make it a point to go. Get something to allow them! That's neither here nor there that I called out of wood. While I was on the one or one freeware all at all about that super
now, I'm thinkin. If they are built pride, if you're done that executive, a shrine made a possibility. I change this shows name your PA, her thin prisons transition. Those great thank you anyway. Some thinking what has been do now out frame that piece of popular that thing is probably worth, though, a lot more money. Now it's been viewed millions of times that clip from twenty twenty one. Last year March
only twenty one, and I loved you and topics in days everybody for me the feedback on to it. You know people always callicoon fees
the difference between them and news. I think ethical
formats. Little different in these are a little more menial stories than big news stories that Gina has ever so. That's why
This has been a section, I guess, but that's mostly because the news had to cover a broad range of topics were so long, so it actually allows the news to be more newsy if you wanted to be, although it doesn't really effective, it is just
about social media specifically, so it really is more atoms on on Twitter received too.
It was reaction, do sweets.
but we know really ever get to see like air, has your brain work. When you see this, unless this time you try to explain
what or to a more mature was in every boy shot himself.
exodus, aright wall, let's get to our next cliff we're to go by,
two September of twenty sixteen and we're gonna hear from my good friend
The ever hilarious joke voice ass. They might
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this covers Metallica and hover board. Injury. Adam tells a story that Ngos
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after I hear the store that I tell you Joe COIN, is here low, sir, you look fit, but I dont come to swear in a t shirt I was. I was out of some corn out o all weekend. I don't have Jos plugs, but dad
we'll get those in a second. I was walking around that naval base and Coronado. That's where it is so
that'll do able they ever water based before Well naval base. The
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can see my car, but I don't know, I don't know how to describe their. It is yes, its third one. Third of the left,
the car to run their well, but
still had some fun and came back and when peace didn't blow up anything last I was our blew up, my motor that the competent for that hit a wall. So
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Dyson it up with this kind of the nine fourteen sick.
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a camel party stuff to get to.
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now. Well, actually, our I can shall share the track. Is one point
seven miles and I think it takes about ninety seconds to get around it. So I ll just show you I'll show you what one lamp looks like.
see my will show what they pull on it on. They are on the right. Give us some sound
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were weird about the trip
we went in. We got your air being b,
the person next, our air being be, was an air being be protest, their next ares. Oh, it's like now coming sign in the the
in our own area it was, I think it said
I had a jersey neighbour, neighborhoods are for neighbours not for tourists, go home like basically, and it was all of us and then the way down to learn and work right, they're worth more committee here neighbour, there were the what the next day we
I'll pull it out enters the second guy. I don't know it was like sixty one. Just why wasn't walk and dies has taken a walk and insight
looked at him, as we all know,
more air be imbued, then article five guys in one car pulling away from one house that he didn't recognize. And
Edith, looked at what he ochreous, I don't
I do I just I yelled like people like better since it is the elder like like a guerrilla movement, has like among our neighbours. We note I we say when those guys do that I say: let's all get out the current kick his ass, because that stopping willing to ask us for now you have like four five
able bodied dudes that are all twenty years younger than you in this car and you just yelled at all of them
all days. You just stop the car get out of the car and beat his ad neighborhoods are for neighbours, not vacation rentals like an idiot agitated cat, the assisting right neck that
the house directly Ex do our air being better. We that's horrible sign to get his point across. I agree really saw you saw. The site is infringed reverently arpanet as Martin, how
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you know me well, there be sox, are out of our neighbourhood, something I
comes this thing of like and then at what point are thrown good calories after bad luck. How many calorie I went to burn as a neighbour just being miserable about what's going on in your neighborhoods aloft, diminishing returns, will decide, cannot sign, that's
Robert Yadda yadda yadda, the only pursue doesn't have to see it is the owner who doesn't live there just runs out. Will you join this horrid? True, I gotta. So I'm gonna break. What am I gonna break down the demos, but they are being be. Rentals I have figured out is about ninety seven percent white theme,
divorcee. I don't see
the dude around or in the picture. Literally, the women are never twenty. Eight there always fifty one got too high and that of organic and of orders pictures of the kids around grand they're making ends meet after the divorce every single one of come. There has been a single mom with the adult child and the guys I don't know where team. If you'll creepy stain someone else's house like, I would feel creepy
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are by nature, forced to deconstruct the family, see that picture, and it's the three middle age rods and the one teenage boys like
Who will this is? When is from how held us this kid now now worsted dad, I don't see a picture now. You're breaking down also
littered with self Help Box was another one way a kind of airline is waiting here like a boy, I haven't habits, but but a picture
starting to emerge here, and it's not a lot
we want better.
That's why you get drunk my grasp
perhaps we were sitting around in
living room watching tv.
right and the cow tat
this game came on. Yes max bad the our lot to deliver the night, I say
We can't watch college football because Chris said London has fallen
At the moment he had the ethical to illiteracy. London has fallen by word. Where watch shit, I heard it was not and you don't need to see the first one. So I said is the presidency gave the high gave Chris.
a little speech about how competitive cow is now and I'll competitive Stanford is now yes, and even you see allay these schools that war.
powerhouses back in the day way back
the day I had a couple of friends, not my loser, friends, but a couple. The the
from Hebrew Heights couple and iron or my jewish friends, ended up at Cow
and Stanford, and they just get there
I'll be down every single year. If, if
Arizona USA around role, the town they just role ride over Calchas power was an academic school, not homecoming gained, scheduled against count, Yad, even see allowed. Now that got Marcia, ledge parity, oftener and Rogers that they didn't well iron Marshall Inches. What I'm gonna talk in the color,
They didn't maiden occupiers. Yes, they didn't have dijon. Jackson, didn't have allotted to shine Jack sands and always in bees mode back there, and rightly so.
Color! Those are the two to really get. That's like the ultimate collar. What I'm saying is, is you are you? Are you out of songs going on? You got some skill position. Yeah. You got some scale position players you gotta dip into the inner city. To get somebody's note today that Tony, can it always was the best you can do for you, who I just gotta, get my clean up the telephone. Why? What lay? Just now, what your time and so back in the day, let it get my thoughts when the career of liquor store leave your team like that deal city just make its liberation yeah, we'll tell you why not? Yes, no or feed me. They are the reasons why it did a rule. Your rooms pay right now. The reason I'm ready Ruins reason your dad and met can play for this school, whose mother passed with ok there you go about Grandmama, he couldn't atomic hack dammit standards in your dad was an able to, but
decided somewhere in the eighties early nineties, we're tired of giving our asses beaten constantly. So what why we must have done, I mean I'm just
sing it on hearing
their views with Marcia on and I'm guessing. They made themselves a little more flexible.
To this end, a little more inclusive- and maybe I switched around the standards- are low bed, so they could compete
on a national level and low bald rather competing. So
I was given this whole speech to MAX a patter, and example good business. Why not do its own up to it
that's what it is. I mean it's like, instead of in the in the early eighties, my friends who went there they resist every they could look.
Or do you see spanking them every single year,
then the names of Jane started. Looking a little more like you, I see, and things have changed
You hate the sanctimonious this of the schools, especially those have schools. This is this is this. Are student athletes is above us and not all this business happily miss MC revenue for your squeezing it. I think the best example would we be why you right
while our I don't want to see like wasn't like they didn't even want black people in there. When I got out somehow they went away on different. I got some all their like
yeah. They ve got a lot more. It is over there. I need say why are so many different email, you every where I heard you. I think I am another agenda. What did he say they have worse? I found out about it. So here's what I said to maximize, I said a maxim pad Tran explained or because you young kid, I said back in the day: Cow Stanford,
rules like this. They work.
competitive because ed
such high academic standards. They didn't
the guys who could tell the from the inner city. Now they ve done something and they get Marcia lynching to Jackson, guys like that. But
pause, and I said now:
They got a lot of guys who drop the ball before they cross the end zone. Strive. Is it a white guy? You see the white guys hanging onto it with two hands bleachers. Please call me up into the place you see when that fallback scores they do the mover. They grab it with both each end. We how they had. They stick their elbows outrun tunnel. That creates what I used to do when I got food was around elbows out and at some point at the back of the answer. They do a hook slide and they lay on top of all the brothers. I said they don't have any the guys, I didn't say. Color coding. Did you just say the browser,
the brother, I but I said, but I said to Mr Patten- issues athletes. I didn't. I didn't use a weird metaphor, like not a lot of guys who got baby Mama's or bring, are not a lot of guys or bring an eternal. I won't do it into a club or anything I do said. Then they have
guys regional drawback cop pocket passing a lot of guys. That would drop the ball before
across the ends.
stripe. Then you have a lot of those dates back in the day and thus stated when they didn't and so
crystalline right off, I laughed and then we watch London as follows. We have this conversation, the first half of the game right then we
drunk gradual and is, and we both want to
following morning, I woke up
Chris said TAT, you want to see the one of the last place of the game from the Cow Texas Game and, I said sure, show me the show me
the Cow Texas Game cows. Up fifty two forty three
the rock off, do what
brothers, and now we will show you what happens next.
before he gets in the ends, and nobody knows what to do, because when they show the replay the fella,
HU. I may not have gotten in when Elway was it there stand for her back in the day, but
maybe then and when they, when they show it again and garral fast
or to that
you'll, see that the guy, let the boy
He crossed the plight even now. That's why he turns around the various bodies. Isaacs views that exist
example the MAX Ipad of Regional or
we have and then
went to bed any delighted to show this to me following morning.
Now was a big hubbub because they didn't know what to do. They didn't know who to give the ball to, or they blew the whistle at some point or whatever, whatever was so
take too long for recovery, so give back the cow at the one right
I would you do that, though I mean you're sayin, I know, but that, but it doesn't make any sense. You know it's when you re spoke to me ass. If, by a balance, a ban may either it's just what you president kiddies ending yourselves my friends, but that's it
why? Do you know if you saw it, you understand what I just why he was literally completely in charge taken one more step. Even now we will have this conversation. I hope it's not real conundrum. So forty that Adam said it and then it happened. I give you an idea. I would just because the brothers you make it a general statement that we all dropped the ball before, like that, I see what you can offer. Still later. I was focusing on cow into the reason cows which open up on Texas right now, because I got a bunch of due to drop the ball before they go to the south and later day the game
did I say it any other way than that? That's exactly how it there and which is why I was so delighted to show that warning. Isn't it out what didn't ice being right over time, but then, whenever I argued with your constantly before, then it's what the Naval funnier coincidence and cherry on top is whole thing. Discharge acts and did the same thing in an annex. Organ. Do remember that just Orange accidents, John Jackson, did it in a Mcdonald's high school all start before deciding on areas where the eagles. Why does
coach, find them are punished for doing this, and that is why the Asian and the Jew one bad here where they get in trouble for doing that world. They score touchdowns six points about Senator Day day
score so they they
a positive side. Have you heard about this, but star athlete sometimes get away with behaviour? Now you pull off absence, they would normally make first grub the armenian seed to shun, I believe, at the Mcdonald's high school. All our game doing itself. Lesson now wait a minute. I know why I swear. He did it at a high school right, I'll start game as well, are right, internets being a little slow but yeah right. It wasn't all american game we'll get it for you and I didn't
school, propagate, yellow. Maybe he didn't get the elder. Maybe that's the problem quickly got to the pros and did it, but that it may have been a college. All American may have been for some reason thought it was like a Mcdonald's Highschool anything but either way
possess our example to use of dropping the ball before you cross. The thing with MAX pattern and specifically for car, happens baby once a year is not a common trade. Have it literally just happened and to decide the end of the game, because Texas is got their little panties and abolish one's going to show you got that ball and with a minute have left benevolent in first. I think I could have picked it up and ran down the length of the field what
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after party I haven T the latter good time. I had a MR grew. Let me explain some of the guys from their about away Jimmy hit it out of the part, all my guy and then through the biggest party ever so far. People are saying it is the best means of all time. He here completely the park, and he had a party with you know, he's a food. Not so we at all is food guy, and then he had cast the cast of game authorities with all their whole cast a modern family, Matt Damon John Travolta Chrysochlora Michael found ass, an outcast all there
HU, I let you go and who just kept coffin. It just kept going out. Countries
I was in Coronado doing a race and thy timing packed the whole thing up and note
Harry. Just tell MIKE August that I'm not talking about devil their eggs right now, you gotta were hopeless. Dairy producers are just tell him we're going.
I'm gone right now, a crazy story. I is
in calling tomorrow about devil legs.
What do you call and I have found a long story. I said, I'm sorry
I'll say:
I pack up the car pack up the tools pack up ever body and head back from corn out o because I am going to Jimmy's after partly because I already know this is gonna, be massive and
Then I pull the move. I pole with whoever the plus one ass one. That's gotta stay home with the kids school, nine all that stuff, but dad
wherever the plus one is people jockeying for
plus one foods are amazing. That celebrities are amazing ring, I just can't
the deal of okay but you're the designated driver, you gotta,
gotta come get me dropped car off, we'll go party of couple of pops out.
Abbott Euro. You are the driver and then drive me back so that that is there that
pound a flash it I'll, get some attractive,
Mattie Andrea, who took the trip with up their good guy. Gets me the jagged. Whenever this is kind of us did not a sober gap, is now much your drinkers day. You pick me up other things stuck.
we started ten. The pick me up at nine fifteen will get their law heirloom elite will hobnob
I then get home from Coronado about about three o clock gas lay.
A suit dual personal grooming, Pat pluck some some wires overgrown out of my irish now escaping TIA Biafra. The EP has shaved, got myself riding at all palm aid. I was thinking about the sky we put non but also think about
can be there. Then I what
the early. Now
before so. What happens is this? I go
they take a nap
about four o clock because I've got up at the crack fuckin
as Corneto went and did the race packed up the staff drove back from San Diego and I'm going out all night alone. Then the linen announces she's taken an app to, but I don't like that because, like iron, my nap Amy, I grew up in it. I woke up in a different city she's having just a nap yeah. What just fine I don't begrudge rifle
she's cutting into mine are fine acrid. It's a little round. You you're gonna love a grudging
taking a nap at like three thirty,
sleep around our per charge on the battery and then I'll be out threat.
Railways, Greece mode all, may sound ready when you are ready to give myself up.
intercity stuff. So behind him- and I saw him so at night,
take a nap like four clock and then all of a sudden attack just kicks in the door wailing and at TAT,
can whale ants
this time she has caused
the because she was
sitting on our hover board. She decide now. She should sit on this thing and roll around on an on fanny and some
got a finger. Sucked up, seemed or undermine we'll under that under the under under them. Whatever
under the wheel and between the thing I don't know what happened, but there's blood porn from our index finger a ring finger. Sorry, on her left hand, his blood is Porn Sonny's, a heap of tears. He doesn't know what to do he's very sensitive and now he's an ash honour to words
woken up from this nap, like we don't know, what's going on, I'm running water, all I can do things run. Water runs bleeding everywhere and it looks like the back:
side of her nail the side in board. Not they
The finger is popped up and blood everywhere and, unlike her in sheep, she of course it did. You know I gotta get water, I gotta get about it and then it's a big. You know crazy. Keith known pops move where the band AIDS, where the ban on the big fat,
comes out and I'm like now I need the regular kind. I got a poet tight. I gotta stop
really. I don't know I'm cutting the big one in hand Gimme
I need tape. You know gonna fuck up blah blah blah
anyone, Italians,
goodness, environment and indolent. It's not good either because she show crazy love at the kids and italian screaming at the top of our lungs and like linnets comply.
Leader can Bobby elated by her insane pain and noise. It's coming out Ahern, Sonny's, crying fills trying to scratch people and fortunately, because you have the kids a little less, you can happen actually going to clear head
can remove emotion,
to remove emotion, I'm trying to get I'm trying to mediation taped up tight I've been a mechanic enough cut. My fingers enough been a bit a carpenter enough to know the guy's lures, take electrical tape and tape. It really tightness can oppose that shot in Osama coming at eight, this thing down site.
put down, and then I go ice. We all get ice water again, just soak it and some cream aren't she's, she's, very upset and very high
everything else and dad. I said: look
you know they were like. Should we go the emergency rule which will go in the merger? No, now know daddy now now and then, and she just showed you shall go from zero to Banshee. Like that. I know what I want. I know. That's all right, all right! All right all right or unknown, we're not where our
taken emergency room, just relax would keep it in the ice water put in the ice water and keep it
Nato is he's very loud
and very miserable,
at a certain point. It sort of
pain, subsides Abed seems to be,
hey
and I have now now, I'm watching the five o clock feed to the Amis and
I'm watching while she is but
now the devil. Your shoulder appears in the form of Matt Damon bad, it's gonna be I'll, get much worse. Could it be tomorrow morning I like it to go, hang out with Chris Rock and drinks in Algeria,
and that is the finger Jimmy's hidden, it outlined all hearken mad. Dame is up there and airlines up there and I- and I realize I'm looking at all the present theirs and all the people, their nominated guy. He showed up, he shows up. I know all these guys are coming to this party because the people of mentioning it this is party to go to and Jimmy hit it out. The ball park. Of course, everyone's coming down in its to happen in place. Debates like they're all gonna be there's gonna, be awesome
and it is sir.
Point it's, like seven thirty, eight o clock at night.
and I'm looking at the ties. Fingered, unlike, is still bleed,
Is it still bleeding or is it just cause? We're soaking at nice, water and
where young, Canada, damning
so I say, look
gotta clean napkin. Let me dry off the and I can't handle literary they. Could she screaming if I pinches,
a better way than by cheap I've dab it off and I go I let you see it's bleeding or if it's not bleeding.
bleeding and still bleeding we get we gotta go in and I hate
the emergency room and the reason I hate the emergency room is because nine out of ten times like here's, an aspirin, I'm good.
officially redo what you just did. Sir a town at the moment, though
splain, something to you that you had no intention, no be trolley ball tonight. Ok, I gotta get to know rollerblade. Now I live in, don't worry about it. That is something you can do. No wake boarding, doubling the barbarity of that tonight, not tonight
I now turn I not tonight. Unless you have one of those pistols really is one of those cross group could not, but the life there not tonight, so something stupid that you never don't pay that Ball hall and tonight not this Cuba not campaign it did so and then they give you a bill and you go home and usually the purser twice this miserable. Yet as set out in the waiting room and whatever
so? We go over there and I were waiting in waiting and now like looking at the clock and only I'm wearing like flip
In short, in a t, shirt ass, a thirty day, eight forty five come on. Let's get acts rice, let's get acts. Rice raise get x rays. Funny with you now.
Sadly. This is. This is part of the Rob witches
Sonny Evelyn at someone's gonna watch sunny at the house could have brought them and dump the whole thing in their last, but no telling, thereby
pharmacy to go to that could be an alternative to the kids have been at school and like four months I couldn't find I've been rooting for Bruce Springsteen's elections. Answer here,
I'll, be the world's worst dad and father and a husband, because I'm going to a party while you sort of oil is out now so I'm the cigar we go, and now it's like eight forty five she's getting the x ray while she's getting the accurate, the x ray technicians are supposed to have a pretty
in poker phase? Where does this guy's like a boy boy and he's looking at the picture design in imagining saliva through Sierra Leone Boy exercise, a goodly, ventricles, hover border radio, the and outline yeah he's like a boy in and at some point like the ties I get something broke any. They talked in short that so you can never tell you. Your views are allowed to say anything. So now we go back in the waiting room to wait for the doktor, but I'm infused with the knowledge of the attack on her boy.
and now blocking the clock at nine o clock train- and I got the boy said:
John or lay our champagne just popped yeah. So my boy, so I have
While I have to call mad the Andrea and breakdown that he'll be having no fun tonight, while he's probably putting on a tuxedo remain today suit Taylor at the house still go to his
You know what he's gotta look something called and he sat around you wouldn't go without fear and may so anyway,
now we get called in and
we're heading into the room and ties Bala nerves like don't touch it don't kind. I know: what's common they're gonna cut off the bandage they're gonna, pull it off. The nail doesn't come with a kind of thing, so they're like sitting there and the nurses are really really nice and everyone's really nice, but they're like
we can give her some liquid Tylenol noun, unlike how about
shoot up that finger man about. We had something I know like well. Why
what we should do is take the bandage off and then see what's going on and then the doktor can I'm like about. We shoot that bad boy up right now and we don't have to worry about. What's going on once we get that bandage off. Could you literally can't feel
your hand anymore, like shooting up big time in their like, where it's a little prick is gonna
a little thing, and I believe they will be nothing compared to you, I'm trying to help everyone in this hospital and the poor population. These dreams- we don't want to go fly as for everybody right now. Here, I'm Tellin, you shoot it up now, and so they shouted up and then they pulled the
tape off once they pulled the take off and the whole thing off. There were like it's gotta problem failure and they said little worse than now.
Yeah we gotta get a hand specialists in here right now and I sit down what's goin on ago the bones coming through the skin. Now ass, I knew you were gonna, get a smaller than the problems in getting this story. You said this was a loud Kilmer come see it did she
now I was I was. I was helping desiring to interrupt this story where you're an idiot you. You clearly said at the beginning of a story that band aids to being, I need the smaller ones when I last, if it still bleeding their power, it's a good thing.
I should have been standing next to Roy Shiner Jaws. We need a better, smaller rat target. This thing's, almost the size of the shark, smaller more maneuver died, so it was crazy.
Bone was coming throughout now
be fair to me
Anna Lindh, at to some degree,
we're napping and
I didn't have my small thing
glass. I couldn't see where I live in a and
maybe anglo boiling in both the power in about TAT, Corolla, Hope, United eating, but the bone and popped up job
behind the finger, and I didn't even know there was such a thing as a bone that could come out of a kids hand, just behind the fear, and so when we're looking at Lahti was looking at the bloody mass looks like the finger nail popped up in the back land. She doesn't want to examine close up to now. She screaming lot everywhere and it's like
your car hood, that opens behind like an old z car, something anything that opens. I thought, oh, the nail popped up back, we're right,
Meanwhile, the bone poor were right where it hits the knuckle. Basically, just I guess how she didn't go into shock is is beyond I dont know. How do you know what I like? How are you still a father? Ivy outlets? Listen questioned her tough. We lie to have eyes active services, talk to you for a minute. So now I don't like you would be right for fifty storyteller Brian Bedridden. Earlier you, you may miss a heretic all I ask of you, see a bone run for the hills, so
doktor comes in and everyone's like a boy and then it's this one, which is why we have to get a hand surgeon in here right now, Senate's like good go.
we call on him.
Where is he like he's not here and then tell me, then he's outlines plus one then he's like there is bringing about he's not around. We can find these though he sang this hand. Surgeon has gone for the night, so the
The doktor shows up the guy sort of the head guy and he Psych can think I can get this bone back in place now.
So it turns into one of those moves were Natasha
upon the end of the table when a tough girl man- oh my god, was curiously in and he's like, is this finger. Nor can you feel this effect poking at the Un Affairs like now. I can't feel a thing. Ok, I've got our head turned the whole time, and it's a lot of this. Tell me about your dog and, as they are fairly cheese, stake, he's a hundred and ten pounds, and I got our head on her head and I'm applying this guy's got a tool and pushing thing and he's actually inside her finger and she's just talk in the whole time. You see it. Oh yeah, I was standing there over them,
I think the whole time go and tell me more about well tell anyone about how filtrate, that's all that's swimming, with, failing that both sounded like yeah she's, not in itself funny, because the doctors Ike
comfort here it is like now really nothing not even like he's pushing the bone which isn't returning keys, lay and she's bragging about her dad everything tightly, beheld it blank and about giving to rest Sue feel Dan. My wound he asked so we can find my dad took care of it. She's she's a hero. She didn't make a peep didn't not a teardrop find.
Of course, the thing back N Y got all cleaned up, got the antibiotics put at this point that all think she's off at the hand surgeon today, but that's it
general weeks now. So basically, it pushed out or did break
It brings clutched out there.
Egg is usually, I think, use a usual has to break the Porsche Lobo. Now it happens, but its bid usually breaks it get sharpen.
I had a femur fracture.
now to the scandal you wanna see it yeah we shape wow.
You're gonna others honest
they all lay down all right, I, oh my god. Oh my god. What was it.
I'm her throat. Oh my god. Oh my god, you moved at my age. Those pants are off be my own. Current came completely eyes when I can't see the bone marrow and everything that hurts my teeth.
This is what my dad did. Bandaid,
Yes, yes for the smaller. So anyway, I know Kobayashi was at the party, although for that
dad? Maybe I could live it. Vicariously threw him Kobayashi yeah.
it was about a born. You never had done it anyway. What money I get it I now we need. Where was he was at home, exactly Cathy's boy I'll? Let you go down that route between your down. I love I gotta go to reply. I love them fully is youth. I love them equally and they're both lie.
We need. Why did you just wasted way wall
I can do anything bill can do nothing.
My country are ye, I know in your country, but what I'm saying you have a quick question has other boot.
Now he does not. Who has had a book? That's an attack.
Eighteen lad happen whence he read a book compound fracture factory finger exactly. You should hear that already
a party that I do not find that now know J must pray, be doubt Dixon, Meta James. I just call him a gene or com baby doll beyond him Jane. I got
up with him and Jimmy at the Party IDA Bill Simmons was their area between biology beer. How do you put it down all the guys, all the usual suspects where they met the demon, Matt Damon, Damn Chris who went mad? It is a matter that the day a man down our identity bore the map aiming at AIM and David S idea. So much about the I know Chris rocks with Iraq.
Craig, Greece it or not. The three zero access raw so much a pat on the back. I rock Brac Rock Brat,
oh yeah, right back like her Greece, Chris
Chris Rock Greece, Iraq, Chris Rock, hardly finding food, and I are good for so much. I just stand debate table it everything to specify that commercial, cobras, camels public party, postcard team trees sushi while tiger that train slid around. I look at the Jimmy GO. Give me grass it everyone to gather around me John Travolta, there till the sky, good guy who's, the guy that but me under, but pay on by, but man about it, TAT, the guy it. We had dug a broader view, Brenta Genji vote the happen, then he pet man, but it may have heard from down. We went upstairs and eat gentility really further. I didn't know that has ever said that the picture. Do you mean he promised me rule book but beach, and do it better time going? I know Lord Michael's reserve sounded. Lamb, never met him. So that's one, the guys. I wonder what a man still asleep at my house, Lorn, Michael Michael, while Michael's make good to Michael Lauren back the to MIKE Nice gets a sinner ass, an ice in her son S and I soon ass. It were now figure ass night light Saturday night now la la I live New York today became a throne. I issued gay Jewish, don't come you know at the eet it out to buy a baby that also not talkative, maybe all save it all was over the moon about meeting the Casbah Games. A third came throated huge fan, but said the thinks there. No internet, not a little talk with Amelia Clark. Please, Queen Kelly's lie merrier. What's meal area a meal,
Mary Amelia, Gunnar Amy, Amy
see, I think, whatcha doing good.
Jack I'll, get the big a bucket get at the two. I need it to us tonight, so Jimmy people
help you with that goes copy. Gonna eat the Duke of Greece and Rome, but the damage cleaner seamen. The signal from a genie his there is deep barrier appeared not issued in the parade together around I did I get the Dingle. Don't gummy did the water, they knew. Why didn't you slider it down and then we will that we pass them later on either the morning took about, but it always did he come out, but party was still going, but love like you'd. Never never like. I am devastated and also my gonna come diversities she's going to the hands today you should get to read.
Rid of why not just this year
get rid of the hand, certainly not get rid of those there. Just by you, no good how it's your hands, while we do not want to put a scratch on a car
have a scotch idea. Even if you paint over these Scott George you're saying she's broke energies abroad and she should be right and when she was a girl at your worst, really worry us is resting. Sender way, do you send her, be I don't just who gave me just address far out he's got
she'll be frightened.
while the country you just put the girl out there, she she's put em outdoors day. They go, and I d like to know what to think boy keep at home
I saw many eyes and gps, but he's not going anywhere earlier. Hissing planning right. I really right came by
good morning militarily, I think you really like that. I now an italian like she's got a lotta energy. I don't like this. So much he's got a motor in her. I imagine real good motor run right over her finger out. Are not that kind of my arm and got a good motor gadgets. Yet to be defined.
That's my suggestion to you just said
hey Gerda hand, surgeon and get rid of her. Just leave her hospital. We do have a posted,
oh yeah, yeah yeah posted a couple.
they find when but were opposed to take for free and then put on forehead and just run.
Bigger while beyond the a daughter? Do? U Kobayashi? I don't know.
You may
who are you he may have you want authorities? Is I'm not to praise the poorest? I'm not for powers. Not are you the Paris peace, another pre set out by Mr De Vries? Not are you worry, snack fight, fully briefed the phrase that no police,
the committee believes person like a sting steam
the signal sting clean
it, does anything from the police. Remember why this ask. If you have a daughter, that's all
Do you are you're the parisian Napoleon you answer that question to ask. I think I know where this is growing area. Kobayashi go eat, something out and hauled. You said Joe Coy, and what your play is that that they get to think of me, I got it.
cash
you. I don't know, I'm your hundred pounds. That put you then the fast. This need what the gallery,
gotta be what do we a favor if he may get started the middle, telling
me, that's how I can take a break and once a real, quick skies better hold four million years Brandon thirty one,
yeah good man
get it man is go still. There
enjoy
I've gotta get other daughter do right around the same time as right? Well, I guess you don't cobia daughter to eat it to deal. You have the time to draw up at the highest station she's. Not here yeah
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she let them see women are you lie in wait. The known here next deal,
next, he said. What do you say then take a defiant station leave her day. Then you look at what do? Oh wait a minute. What is also to be born Brandons right now about what are we going to have
a week and a half
ratifies and around. Maybe if I were you going to paint the bedroom, paying great Kobayashi
area Gunnar. You have a little girl painted blue put football onward yeah, but it's a girl will. Hopefully it will change the boy. I dont think that is a baby. You have a one year, flood the vagina to turn into penis language and then, if it doesn't turned into peanut, then you drew lady. We withdraw it away our goal gunfire station of eyes you I got five major, reasonable their flutter monster. Now, if you have a pastoral oil in the girl, I should make it all the way to five years you to make it to the station a brand Elsie school. You too bright that clip from September twenty sixteen requested by Stuart kind of they talked about the clipping really wanted. So I think accounts are
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