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Part 2: Jeff Cesario, The Rotten Tomatoes Game, and The News (ACS July 13)

2021-07-13 | 🔗
Adam welcomes Jeff Cesario back to the show at the top of Part 2. The guys discuss Jeff’s plans to get back on the road, and putting the final touches on a new animated comedy. Up next, the guys play a Danny Trejo themed round of the Rotten Tomatoes Game. Later, Chet Waterhouse brings this week’s sports report. In the last part of the show, Gina reads news stories about Cedric The Entertainer hosting the Emmys, another unhinged woman on a flight, Target retail stores adjusting their hours in San Francisco due to new crime policies, and face masks being required when schools reopen. Please support today’s sponsors: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM Lifelock.com enter ADAM Edmunds.com Geico.com
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Again. My national old cold and doctors shape this voice Can slam covert right through a salad? While so I don't wanna give anybody any chance of illness Stay at home, who they are, doing Aimee shows are doing the road at all. Are you working on projects? A tv shows phenomenal rather road I've got Minneapolis set up for October. and then maybe something in November, I'm workin on four, either Milwaukee or Appleton and either November December was because that's when you want to go to Milwaukee Appleton, you now chill bring back those fond memories of falling through lake and being torture, Dounia toboggans slide that had cement underneath the snow, lots of fun memories, And then I'm workin, I about speck script, animated comedy that term put the final touches on we're: gonna go out and see if we can get someone by arson
are you ready to play the run tomatoes game? Absolutely, I'm so psyched up to play this, because I never remember the rules laid down thus the gangway, while we're looking at a picture of a collar Corey MIKE Dawson, it's crazy.
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let's talk about five of them in this region. Tomatoes. Game first up We ve got an all star cast in this action: thriller about a prisoner transport flight, that's taken over by the world's nastiest criminals. Thankfully army, Ranger Cameron, PO was on board and he said curly worse with the? U S, Marshall, to bring the plane down Nicholas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich, steeply semi vigour I'm Chapelle and Danny Trail STAR and ninety ninety seven's con air. That's of a castle. Lesters I've watched the shit out of this movie so many times I haven. The names are not right over the people. Now Mister Peterkin phasing out right. So many It seems we have people Young gave Chapelle in this mood, stable, jammies rigour mentioned this lot abandoned the allied, a lot of big names: lots of action, lots of funds of health. Also, the car
Oliver that yeah them every trope in the world the another's coups acts the coup. FBI agent than there's a super dick FBI agent and, of course he pulls up in its core values. Vintage corvette is I don't even look at it. It's my baby. Don't even come near that car. This gee, I wonder, what's gonna happen it. I was. time you walk past your car, stop and then buff out the fender with your silly EVA believe me a safe from an airplane in crush it moments like never do that move where you out your friend or with your own Sligo, isn't near those a narrow sliver of time when you can indicate a dick, our rich dick you, only by having them go people on their cause. but I was I was like eighty five Rwanda knowledge is right.
The idea of giving the whole beginning in the movies ass he comes back to the bar. That is be beautiful. Wife is bar training at or waitresses who you re in cages, eight ease decorated, army, ranger, berries, We have that stupid. I there's, though, the greatest guys protests from the Eightys and Ninetys were the town. You guys, you know domain so like a local, he comes back he's wearing his full uniform. Is an army rangers fully decorated there like? What are you doing here, dome or PA, and I, like it heaving on his warm antagonists, I'm in their agonizing the guy. The guy obviously knows how to fly he's an army ranger, but there is here. I thank colleagues earlier with fuck with them the whole time and then, of course, they're waiting for amount in the parking lot during the rainstorm. When he's walking out hard, they pull the switchblade on em. Like I don't know,
I don't even know where it came from their side, a time that, of course, the judge going guilty. Added value to resolve. Are you you gotta? Have you gotta see better? They arrive in the US and Canada movie. It don't mind that there are twelve writers on it right as it so paid by numbers you go, hey would get some variety and how people interpret these see you right bar scene where their hit not his check. You write the judge, seeing it. If you don't mind it all tax together somehow, and it also cage. I mean his character. Muster the worse representation ever because basic Really here's why he grocer present very odor k comes to the bar where his pregnant wife is working. They want to have a dance. The town he's gettin phase they like throat. Gone. He does If I have witnessed antagonize meriting and by the way these guys have never rap she longed to share our arrived, then at night he goes out
parking lot to get in the car and they're all waiting form with knives after I know I'm lunges Adam heeded the slow motion part at the bridge of the nose? You know where the guy goes down and the Dutch, the camera and he's dead, and that its smash cut through the court room. Like Mr Poe, with Europe's ruin here of training and military expertise, you should have. You are a weapon eight years in prison like first off guys, a hero, he was attacked and a parking lot. Gentlemen recall again right thousands of witnesses rights right on the first thing you do want a movie like that is your fire, the kiddies post, a fact check anything script right so that, that's a nice of you to write stuff like that regulates idle that's a fine, no way the critics like did, but they should definitely delivered to inject it offers. had set some. Ah, yes, at some laughs than it is well Trio, was kind of fun. Doing a lot of the latter. keeping
I am right, my numbered Damn right, my number, you don't worry, we'll take it we'll take it from from you How say you I say I agree. The critics probably did it, but it may have snuck through a little bit with the Tipp of the cap. weaken a nudge from some critics, knowing what it was. I go. Fifty three This is not about move by any stretch. It's not great, but don't let the scene but show me in the pool empty plant at sixteen percent. seventy eight forty is tired. She can knows what it is. Like just said. Almost sixty one wow, just barely fresh I've. Ever seen it I've meant to and I'll get around to it. I am I a key be fresh- I'm saying forty eight- I want the one above Jeff. I went fifty four. I agree. Fund movie great watchful movie. Critics are snobs, that's why I gave him.
Khan Errors, Rawdon fifty Six Well, it turns out the ninety. Ninety seven was a banner year for Cinema, not We call on air, but also this classic creature, feature about the hunt for a giant, legendary snake All star cast includes Jennifer Lopez, ice Cube, John Void extorts OWN Wilson and opening seen Danny Trail. From ninety ninety seven anaconda, oh Jesus doing is like cuban acts and resilient brazilian. Whenever us all- and I would add to that, probably one of the reasons him in an air Angelina. Jolie dont speak anymore workers. disaster problem one, and I said one of the guys as a key reason.
Right here. log line is when you can't breathe, can't scream nonsense. Now probably saw this movie it is what it is kind of fun. Do they show the Anaconda yeah Think they're gonna go ask do, say. Ninety six was seventy. Seven right, let's see can't be fresh, oh do week, I'll get out of the way? If that's ok, on Thursday, thirty, nine, Egypt, poor man's I d zero might be on the table here on the island
This is like placid confuse of the giant alligator over them. There was one was like champion fun and one was a stupid. I think this is the stupid once why? What twenty? Two? I want! One nineteen. I too thirty nine Canada is rotten at Thirty, seven, all Rach doubt my thirty two dammit. film is about it is coming of age. Comedy weird that now this is weird because an economist got thirty seven percent of the critics. Twenty four with the people movies like this using allow other way around maybe was that J load tough chick part they liked. Maybe now, because you normally don't seem go this direction our next film. Is it coming of age comedy about a young man born without an immune system? Who sets out? across country Journey to stop the wedding of his new found, love inspired
in eighteen. Seventy six tv movie soaring John Travolta Jake Jake, giving all steps into the stick bubble suit and meet up with Danny Trail along the way from two thousand one bubble: boy feel they Jupiter Why is this idea was like a fair, brothers type movie or is this must be taken seriously, though I think it was fairly serious, fairly fairly their buttons. Like a joke, or was it not a jive? No idea, I don't, as they travel dawn, was not a joke now. I dont think this Joe, I mean look area, may never his his the woman applied as MA am in the movie became his concubine. His is ended. yeah? I do believe that travel is the want of all tat. Are the dominant player Travolta leave? My man was his with his long time
girlfriend high tide of like breast cancer outside for funding the book Boys played by actors of questionable sexuality is out there. that girl in jail and all that I've heard allegedly I've. No personal knowledge, Well. Then it's definitely a drama. Now Is that why you hear about who we addressed and supplied for life, you lied about going like rely early brothers, it is it's. I don't know who did it, but it is a fairly brothers type thing that it sounds preposterous. But it could be a that this good will we be seventy two arise because without that hardy and has heart or something something like that, I it's it's it's a goofy movie, but it may some lapse in it. Who the hell knows on this one. Ah you guys locked in since our em. I will.
Go at fifty nine drawn line unfortunate, I think, even lower than that, but I'll take a share. Our lord another, forty four, I wrote down. Fifty nine did forty nine The boys rotten that thirty one, Brian would say nobody's ever told me. You ve got up or health. I gotta move like us, no Danny. takes the lead in this throwback exploitation. Film, originally conceived as a fake movie trailer during two and sevens greenhouse Your film, the altar violence is as bad as crazy. As the supporting cast, which includes Robert Deniro Stephen Seagal, Lindsey Low in the film is, produced and directed by Robert Rodriguez Sue happened. the bees second cousins with Danny Trail wow and his custom and many others fills from two thousand ten machete
were you with Robert Rodriguez spread stylized of very hidden miss but the stuff. I like I like a lot like like sin city. I really like from just till dawn, like I saw this stuff's laughs, some premisses. And like right, Elsinore ever his version of that was so terror trying to think are our thee. Are the critics gonna like this kind of thing, discussed the clatter hispanic thing and adds can't be and yeah Robert Rubbery, this kind of cool character, You didn't like anybody who puts an edit bay in a trailer inches night parks, it thirty mile, West of Austin and says I'm about plant my flag here and great age. So I think the critics are all over this. checks lot. Nerd boxy, it seems very cool, is kind ass right, This is kind of in between ten
he known Oliver Stone rain, meaning what they're just weird dared to sort it seem like they got their own affectations and yard. They'd make interesting stuff, but it can be You know that I'd really rather sideways, and but there and they seem almost sir half. Up in their image that in their making a lot of movies links and not to other movies, came before and trade, his personality- ensure applauded this, so you don't film nurse love it can. I am, I think, it's good, but nobody but I'm worried that the critics liked it even maybe the people didn't. I What do you say says, area. Seventy shouted only and higher Thinketh catnip critics. Eighty three wow! I will barely fresh at sixty six seven, one oh machete, sir,
five rush at that seventy who is hard stopping and finally the film everyone was asking for. alive action, adaptation of atoms, favorite, kids, cartoon J Dora they exploit Jake Jail and halls dating a hot french model, since two thousand him is a model of did now pretty to earn their, There's two thousand nineteen film features, Nickelodeon Starlit, Isabella more said hello, to navigate high school, and rescues your parents from an ancient ink in civilization and wouldn't you know it Danny Trio cast a paycheck as well voicing her see gee. I monkey companion boots from nine DORA and the law
city of gold coming wow, tv show us such a vacuum of creativity in such a shit fuck in bar, you said Kitty Letter Box filled with the worst catchy diverse smelled, your life and so horrible its then no matter how about her eyes to watch my kids. If there is the fox, the fox, first, why virginal light up, try, ban and the monkey side their boots dislike bridle Jim Cheer month, feed racer fuckin twenty years earlier, all and when you know face like Danny Trio's, and then you decide what we'll just uses voice I mean we as a distinct voice, but you you lose half the appeal of hiring Dan Injury. I am not sure about the judgment of the filmmakers remind I have one SAM Kennison finally got to sit down and he played I
a guy who was like four inches tall, so they took one guy unearthly was larger than life. That's television for you and made him up like a five inches taller. Remember I was sick. Was it a pie? Would? Did everyone obviously did? I think, at Geneva Empire. Well, I wouldn't episode yeah, really yeah What do you remember what was called having about a name? I don't remember the name but the level of misuse of the talent of the of the level of Danny Trail. I think I'm leaning, I'm leaning rotten are at home again score, some in their sexual points here, because it's a strong latin woman, who's, the hero, the lead in the critics like this stuff, but I I hated this and maybe it closely. We were over it. I think it's a
game. I feel like I need to nail this number. Otherwise, that's my only chance for salvation here. So. locked in. What are you got? Does this area fifty six? I won't forty three fresh and sixty Oh a forty one door And the lost city of gold certified crash that aid. By that's not all fell over themselves. Briefed should have listened myself with a sniff, nothing about their says. Certified fresh now, like what are you a young girl, she's in Blue she's, hispanic and she's in charge? That's the tag! had to be the boys there had me. I did not only that kind of things stand now. I think I recently
till then. Jeanne grad, Congratulations, you made it to the podium you Adam Corolla come in at a score of ninety six, while dire squarely in the two digits good score, Paul Brian your score, which considerably took a jump at the end, but wasn't enough come in At sixty four. But I must tell you. that for the first time in a while, we have a tie. Jeanne grad. And just as aria second lies, you Are tied. while Brian once again with sixty four. Jeanne Jeff come in at.
Sixty. Seven four secular play a win at the ball was ranking pull it out the end with DORA. There that's socks. Our I always before we move on, can I please just say one of Danny Tray whose greatest roles it, because I'm watching it again, for I think, run number fourteen is breaking back when he's Tortuga and he only get you the coroner moles, any only The police advice in exchange for goods from sharper image like it's an irregularity want if they had spent ass death sure we do a little chat. Waterhouse ready!
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well. This is big news, because the M ease have a host and a lot of things have been going. Wholesalers lately so we'll see. Hopefully they dig up anything. Why Warner worker? Who do we got here? Cedric the tainer lover You go We and the Tv Academy have announced that he will make his enemies hosting debut in September. As this returns will live in person format with a quote Lee They'd audience of nominees in their gas they'll be present Drake stars and executive produce? The c b is thus CBS Comedy the neighborhood. The event will take place Microsoft, theater and allay on September nineteenth nominations, as you hear. This should have just been announced. So we'll talk about that tomorrow- and you know you you, this is a I don't drink sound, but you think squeaky, clean subject. Entertainer using Iraqis beforehand? Now I dont by, I don't get it. They got a vat,
less than four announce it, but don't they all always try to do that. And then eggs unearthed yeah, I mean he's a little bit protected, but now I and also how are they try they they would probably cut them there's a little wider. Haven't heart the up. That's one in general? And I don't you you get a little bit a shield depending on you know, gay straight white black. What are we give you get a little better of coverage, so you're bad is he will go the distance to the night of the Amis? Oh yeah, I've been so and they must have bad at it ass. These were the other night. Is it just me Where did ask these kind of used to be a thing and now not a thing that this kind of came and went to or espies get huge for a while? I rode on them ages ago, but right
right on the espies in which they decided to start emphasising comedy in their promos and I think it can That Espys, where we used a bunch of the announcers in funny ways taken a chance we didn't know and they lie. It, and then these they really kind of blew up. Humor and all all of those yes paean promos are now are now comedy promos. I think they took that ran with it, and then it was like a huge deal up until I two years ago, and now it's kind of. off the charts. I don't know what I'd do it. I don't know. I always assume some of these things get so woke that they lose the sort of populist thing kind of like they ask us in some some of the other. Some of the other ward shows, but I don't know I don't know the ratings. Are I just they used to be on my radar owner business urban money into it or put less money into it. I don't know He and I had no idea as to what this weekend owner ram.
Maybe there's, maybe Maxwell can check as ratings, yet either down twenty six percent on the sunny was itself posted that was also one of those rare for a stretch. They had big name comics hosting that show big name, entertainment people in the euro. Bill Murray hosting this slow, the vision hosted by like some tik Tok or something weird I don't know I don't know what's going on and even if all the running on the wall and realise that ratings for all. The world shows crossed the board. Everything in life is this. I see where this is going. We're not gonna get a lot of us marry an elixir in well
more problems with unruly passengers, and this is no longer a novelty news story. I mean these complaints have gone up. How many million fold in the past couple years infamy murky host but Ozma who is used? You know he is he's the fucker focused operator will german soldier in the falcon you recognize him he's using actor. Blocker apparently unhinged woman had to beat duck taped to airplane seat. Last week after she allegedly attack the flight crew bit one of on try to open the door during the flight, there's kind of a blurry picture of of how they are to handle this rough stuff. We caught air. It is time for that in there eyes. They really don't have many resources. They had to duct tape heard in the seat. Trans social media showed this grey haired woman with silver duct tape all over her hunter mouth, her arms or body seemingly strap to the sea? Is your her grey or green
ray. I think those two where dimension as a two hour Light underlie six from Dallas to Charlotte two hour flight chicken right now and was delayed for three hours as every flight is lately apparent. Went off at midnight, but an hour and do it she just lost it. There's a girl, on Tik Tok, goes by Ella, well ARI, and she also the airspace rang. Just some girl that went on Tik Tok, was on the flight and tells the story so might well. Let her tell it.
We start to gradually here more more screaming and warlike wait. A minute someone screaming- and we can here before it is a place- can allow like all the noise. Is. It makes all I can really here the screaming and warlike wait. A minute was only screaming up early. What those who, so we pretty much to know anything until we're about to land in the flight attendant sat down near us in summer after, like hey, can you please also going on at once by guarantees? Like you just need some Phoenician? Then she started explaining that there is a passenger in the first class action that we believed her auto schizophrenia and she just like hadn't overseen like had originally get off the plane, and she was like I need officer nobly, usually screaming frantic. She went up to like the exits and she was being on them. Saying like you need to let me off his plane Fleming displaying, unlike obviously the calendar of the plane solely or like man like me, she found out, she would come down, and I guess it took all five white attendance to like some do her, unlike literally take her down so yeah. They pretty much took her down put in the sea inductive her, which do not really the right with me, but they do what they have to do. I guess that's
you're telling me that since it right weather, but but it should end, that's the only recourse these flight attendants have. There are basically generally or to make sure people get their drinks and make the euro in the defence of the flight attendants. They left her reading glasses so she can enjoy the rings, I am saying in defence of the flight attendants they they had defined duct tape and think on their feet like in that Momently shouldn't we be providing them with more. students and options and finding duct tape, possible solutions, dark gun, yes or I just have one of those trap doors that just leads to a little dark room. That's just built on the side of the planet, right for the man of hope in a court on court exit and they just walk in a room. You shut the door and lock in their fight to fly. I, like your daffy, duck approach of you watch con aerial realise as a whole, the hundred and plain where he dukes it out with some buff dude with a rabbit,
Ok, so I'm gonna have to start offering the flight attendant more horrible things. I don't like the concept of duct tape on applying duct tape, because when you know year step dad seventy shall win wing window blows out. You got a kind of hatch it up, not for aircraft repair. What you're doing with that duct tape in their number? kill I've been saying this for a long time. They need to put the cage in the bag saloon. By about this concept, because many crazy unruly passengers. How bout? you ve already reinforced the cockpit door. How about you reinforced the bathroom door in the back of the plane, and that will be
the trunk holding Sal that that won't that's. Where will put year? Also you go in there and reinforce shut in use about them. If you want will just put that to buy for in front of it the idea, that's where you shall reside when the rest of the flight, what was called in the eightys, the bar, oh yeah, the club. club for the closure of the door over there the previous one, but not daring well able to reinforce the bathroom door. People its emergency. They'll have to use the first class had more put you in the back of the plain where the bathroom Israel just drop, that to buy You know, what's ironic about that. I think part of the story is something they did, and I dont know why this- and this is part of our emergency protocol- the flight, since, when around blocking all the bathroom doors Aurelia, like maybe one her ass, I now I just think at this point. We need your right wing, The cage we'd to give
poor flight attendants, more resources, adoption in front of the ceiling, there's some low grade, Ruthie that they could. they re travel without it I'm happy to share. I don't, like you ain T their Christmas, but he sounded like she was having an episode. Get right, yeah, yeah there be some sort of doctors, before you are allowed to get on a plane. I programme path, I'm not playing, I don't know, but were now gonna have to put certain Dip tie restrains, yeah, we're gonna need the ones for your hands on the plane and we need a larger body, one that could just slide around YO and zip tired to the sea data. That's where we're that's were absolutely. I need a. We need, a mistress and every flight thrive, dominatrix birthright trying
I got a son and daughter. I would hope that the boy becomes a police officer and the girl becomes a flight attendant. Those are my wishes. Silver fir the tariff. Can you read is our worst job way. in our society than either the I've gotta be a cop in Chicago or going to be a flight attendant on frontier airlines? I suggest that we have to deal with yeah. That's is pretty bad users. given the given. The choice is the two of them. Flipped will have a better outcome. A shrill Han sunny hits the air and the irish example shit on the grounds for speaking a wedge. Coordinated crimes, breeze and San Francisco are forts, forcing retailers to close stores and limit, hours as shoplifters regularly make off with hundreds of dollars, where the merchandise this at what they do with it. Is that either resell it or they come back in return.
forgive cards according to Fox now raise five Bay area. Target stores are now closing at six p m instead of ten p m, so they can manage all this stuff and secure their merchandise. You know why this is happening. Organised gangs of stealing more items as California raise the threshold for a felony from forfeit. Two, nine fifty in stolen goods. So there's really not a lot we can do about it, you keep walking out with four hundred and fifty in our I'm sorry at nine hundred forty nine dollars worth of goods in your clear Finally, as a Walker calculating, we care we Joanna San Francisco as our little Cuba to go Ok, the shit doesn't work. It just doesn't work over the Erika Communism, Sazen, fuckin, workpeople, driving cars from the forties, their strapping inner tubes there ass and trying to float today, Bob. I like it, doesn't work. I anyone who thinks about running a city- savers I used to be really nice
didn't much energy she at home, so whatever they ve been doing. We should just do the opposite of everything. Francisco. Thank you for it. Revising yourselves San Francisco. The dead pharmacies was its right AIDS like Nineteen Obama closed down yeah and then I like it when the politicians get sanctimonious like hey. These are hard migrant communities like all then fucking do something with your community by all means help them they're not closed. It's six, because they hate people's money after six. Ten closing it because I've done a risk reward if they wait out the options and decided sir lady in this apocalyptic at this place, where its the light for another two and a half hours, but we gotta close our doors, because this is out of control, and I see no, I hated tis, you know, go the technology route, but you know we can put a chip in a cat and fine seventeen states away, we should be able to figure out how to track you, no eight,
both deodorant, but that's the thing it doesn't matter, because if it falls under that price of nine hundred fifty dollars collectively it's a mistake. it doesn't matter in the classic joke sense. Let me finish off the track and then I dont get nine fifty I dont get for fifty I dont get turned. Yeah I'm here I you know I hate to say this again to good use, growing up they just ran out of the store and tackled. You beat the shit out of you and then you got in trouble with parents and the law now, and that was that that pretty much took the outer shoplifting yeah. I know the note that when we started defeat aiming shoplifting by the number that you could resell or the retail price friends of year, their shoplifting area or not if you're shoplifting should be prosecuted. This is what happened. And when you assent
we try to fix a problem like hey, there's too many people being arrested for shoplifting. Well, we need not tell childless definition. This is basically going I've got forty pounds, let me sheer scale may just then I will fix it so there doesn't look like you. Ve gained that way. You can fix problems from that Direct and the most, the sickest inmost stunning part to me, who lives and allay and is a renter still you'd. GA. The city's turned a shirt and it's ugly in its unsafe, but at least didn't get a house for nothing. Oh no, San Francisco allay the prices have never been higher it. Doesn't I ate I don't understand the logic that I do not get. Those four The idea of just right, being in two, are nowhere was in San Francisco off it's like a name and markets are some like that weren't just ran in just during the dangers, grabbed everything just right.
well, if you know you're, not going to be chased now like they basically That thing of a guy rightness mountain by I am loading. Whoever the guard is: wasn't Niemann markets, the guards. hold the stand down like how to try to sleep at it, but it didn't phone. It's it's all my dogs in the airport there, which is the second you go. You can travel with your dog, but we're not really going to look at papers Irving if he ever legitimate medical problem and that the next day everyone she shows up. My dog that's out here. What it was like as that particular story with the with the anchors talking about it and one of them's like well, maybe of tat. He needed and the woman goes. Those are hair products. This is just a reddish running out of steam and markets after TAT, organized chaos grabbing everything and is just DR ability urge your electronically locked doors, and you know the outnumber seems like there's your trap, him on the inside
where was that, where in which I was myself friends that would make sense workers yet San Francisco Bay cool but see well, just because in our work on this Tipp California, and New York will require that mass be worn at schools when classrooms open in the fall, despite the guidance issued Friday from the CDC saying that activated teachers and students, don't need to wear face mass or coverings inside school buildings. This is the health officials in California said that Friday there going choir. It they'll allow schools to open only if this is obeyed and mere de Palacio New York is doing the same thing. follow the science except for Beauvais eyes, even our insane decrees starting to come out with studies that, wearing a mask for a prolonged period of time for a kid is pretty bad for them. Yeah. Well, if we make sense, your cutting
Your cutting the oxygen in your or cutting down in creating more carbon dioxide, theirs Couple studies out there you can look for MAX. I bet wearing a mask for short, time or something but wearing a man prolonged period of time I mean, there's a worse fucking. God we had a chick who ran up attend ran like a four forty or something the mass gonna just collapsed. Kids, arts be wearing a mask outside running rank. Smoking so the sea he says now view been vaccinated and kids. You don't need it and, of course, ally. If I'd like well, you have to do it has. Thus workers will tell you what to do. I mean it's good that These are being indoctrinated into this fuckin camp where people just tell do crazy things. Maybe it's gonna has the advantage of gonna help, but why
They just trying to avoid lawsuits on some level. Is it is it all of you know some some evil over, Lord thing artist, you know these suggest people try to guide cheese. Somebody also us every let him go without the masks and their kid get sick and then what Dutch Taiwan, on this easy. I wish I felt that way, but the teachers Ella unified teachers, unions such a corrupt, sacking shit, and now they want Ivan fuckin drunk on their own power I a girl, why? Why else, because you couldn't do it nationwide and then just not here and you just follow the CDC guidelines in your covered for legally now, but they just like that. Fuck it they like their power, they re like it. I've been there. like kids, go back to school when they could go back to school when it was safe. Fucking unions are horrible, their fuckin horrible was to be gained.
Sometimes it's like they like their flock and power letters? There is somehow more corrupt than other things, now you're the other thing. A corrupt there more corrupt, because there are there to help kids in their fucking kids up and they don't want school choice. We ads choice. Then there would be some common, Haitian and they would have to up their game there just ironically, corrupt because teachers them off corrupt, I'm sure the garbage man Julian's corrupt, I'm sure everything screw up there. Just five radically corrupt because of their to help kits mafia stands by its nose right have the luxury of expanding the mask study from Germany and Poland yeah? No, I said it's anything. It's also published, but they it's as forty five if they took forty five kids between the ages of sixteen seventeen and they all had them. Where face mass in three minutes, the kids were inhaling seo to up to over six times acceptable.
For adults, so the younger than the younger, the kids, the higher concentration of carbon dioxide, how kind of these matters? Are qualified personnel while Germany, Yeah! I don't think that's the old Squire Hamley part. She did not say it's gonna, give its brain damage or anything it. Just. It's not good to wear mask for kids, how how could it be, and then it's also sort of fuckin em up two fuckin rules but with a wise it just New York in California. Why why? Why why's that somehow safe to do in Texas in Florida or with consular wherever. Why? Why just fucking our drunk states in cities, why is it always if you'd me there's an unnecessary rule? Where's Coming from, I just go to their new Yorker ally because they fuckin love rules and then powder GIS overcrowd, that's what I was about to say more, only only theory is, if now they ve. What are they ve lessons from six feet to three feet? And that's, I guess
for schools or whatever and overcome schools cat, do the three foot thing. Then this is the loop or because just saying they love power. I I get it, but it's like I can't just be. They have at least put a faith on it, Well, the teachers unions are fuckin corrupt than their horrible and they do like and so the whole covert thing game an excuse to go or not so fast, and then you won't go back nor go back and do your job and that when they got so fast here shares what we want they get, we gave them something to trade with and they like trading, so they went. Not so fast. Every single thing we ve said to the teachers unions. I want now not doing that, not so fat, it's safe What do you think you think? That's why we did? We go back to school why we go back to school than job here? Should I think, we're trying to short our way through just a bullshit storm.
any time this happens in american society throughout history, it take a while to sort through the bullshit rich another disease that happen a hundred years ago, whether rich, and had smoke, whether its seat belt, what It is that we have to eventually grudgingly from both sides realised that something needs to be done for the good of the largest society. There are people from Sites were common into this and adjust takes a while for the dust to settle it. Take us a while to steer covered in the flu Ville, but we're out were closing in on it. I mean I'm sure, people are up in arms over the flu. The first time it happened a gazillion years ago, and people were dying and ever closer schools or whatever else. So it's just takes a while, because we have people at such extremes that it takes the centre a while to pull them together magnetically until everybody goes adage covered
get your shot you're done with, without nobody even thinks about it. What's the late dinosaur, that's gonna! Try to kill us, that's what I think is going on and I am would agree there is. There is corruption on both side? I think there's corruption everywhere in this, but there's corruption in society, there's always been corrupted. Go back to two amity. All was ridiculous, so I just take. This is par for the course, and we have to try to steer our way through it. Thank you and good night Fucker eight, the union's not just to set on soon we give a shit down. This is this: is California I'm not time at the rest of the country ally is a problem in the muslim country. Higher mess that an appeal to be a problematic aroused. I here it does. I just say whatever the Fuckin CDC says we go off it if we're just going off of we ve, There's a sanctioning body the CDC Orb Debbie,
Joe. If they say you need mask after you ve been vaccinated, then you need mass. If they say it's not necessary, then there you go teachers unless you know more about this than they do. because it seems like something you know that they don't know, and it he goes one direction and the direction is either lock down, stay home or do what we tell you to do. That's what that's what's going on! There's no, it's it's clear- is fuckin shit to me. It's it's been going on for a long time. I think they're physically worried they ve been vaccinated, while I think they started a place of worry back before vaccinations? When they just said it sounds good governance, but we can get in fact the right, an entire learners lax in Asia. We can't go back right one hour ones vaccinated. So why the weather mass, all right so we're somewhere in the wind, the grey area, we're trying to get the data we're trying to get the appeal
soon bout over the rocky shawls and it's gonna take us another year, because nobody knows who said there's one scientist up front with one eye open and words. Thing him that's the best. We have an american society, that's how we get through this ship. Will you just look at the data and look how it affects kids and look at the south and other school board that are opened without mass? That's what I'm saying usual true, but at the same time, not again very flaring up and where there is a country that shit be rural areas, but where are they gonna go for trade, I'm gonna go the cities. does that the people are being affected by that are people who are not vaccinated right. How do we get that happen? Well? What job right,
bite into that they could do a door to door vaccination and then somebody got on tv. It said they're gonna come down and take your guns and bible. There's just constantly like words like if he saw it, is in a chill the natural gravitational pull even that she saw out. That's one will be com, the mother relations, Katy invasion of common will be worried about that and covert obey the flu in mind, one can mask gap, we think back to school. If they let you go the school that'll, be interesting, because if there's a flap that teachers don't want to go back to school, basically what I'm sorry I agree I play like early on. There was a reason, my own identity, to maybe the union didn't want to go back to school and using that as a leveraging tool, but now that they can go back visit who largest school districts in the country, and it was pointed out- maybe our schools- we can't guaranteed distancing somebody else for the mask mandate comes in these two districts only
only then they should. They should say that, while I think I'd really it's all political, because it's not it's incidents that it's the most progressive of of the union, if this close cooperation we don't get in Seattle. Small distributors are the two largest that does the most logical explanation. yeah, then, by all means, but that all I don't know you can have a large district, but I dont know that in a small I dont, but it still thirty kids per classroom or twenty kids for classroom look. I dont know that just because, where large that we have more, people donor card at rated area. We, despite they more people in more schools, spread out. I don't I don't know what the size, classroom in Muncie. Indiana is verses Us Angeles, but there's probably put x amount of people in it. I think they're fucking drunk with power. They don't want to give it up. Then I want to give it up
I've never said at any point in time, a guy just do what the CDC says. Well, fine we'll go back to work. So, yes, I thought it ever every ounce of the way they should. They should learn a little from Jimmy the Collar and Anna loosen up the regulations a little bit and may be more giving in polite, and we can all get my my point. Is it's not up to them to set the regulations there? Not the fuckin seedy, see the CDC says: you're vaccinated, you can go back and you don't need a mass. Those are the regulations. You don't get make your own call just because you have a huge union and no alternatives, but to use your product. That's what they're doing. That's my point. There's your fuckin low life's, whatever you're, not experts, listen to fuckin FAO Chee, follow the science and whatever they dictate. That's. What you're very hard argue that that's that's the way, I feel better,
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