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Part 2: Kyle Dunnigan and the News + Rotten Tomatoes Game (ACS Oct 11)

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Adam, Gina, and Bryan play an 8-round Rotten Tomatoes Game themed around movies with similar titles. Next, the gang welcomes Kyle Dunnigan who comments as Bill Maher, Caitlyn Jenner and Elon Musk while Gina reports the news. Thanks for supporting today’s sponsors: IndoChino.com enter ADAM Try.Scribd.com/ADAM Miro.com/ADAM TommyJohn.com/ADAM Lifelock.com enter ADAM Geico.com
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Thus, the gangway now is right off himself, so I'll be reading movies. Today, later this year we tried to mix things up and discuss movies with similar titles, but different plots,
For example, you never want to confuse mystic pizza, a charming romantic comedy stirring Julia Roberts with Mystic River oblique melodrama, about sexual abuse and a murder teenager. So wait a second I'm gonna die nice bow on this. Helen new member, the Meda ban read of course, simply read every evil. If you listen to simply hit from simply red and then read that was played men suit, warehouse and can Ogre park, I think you can see. Why did departure in musicality? Well we'll get that ready, but go ahead. Max Van so as a reminder, all the scorn will be the same, but instead of five rounds, burgundy four rounds, two movies, each they simply red guy had the key. gee hairstyle before Kenny G I'll keep our eyes the first
First off you likely heard about this tense thrill, Staying Bree Larsson as a young mother trying to raise are even being held captive, small shed and if you ve, ever lived in LOS Angeles. You ve, like losing the billboards paid for by the enigmatic filmmaker need. Tommy was so who cast himself in a film that has gone on to obtain legendary called status from twenty fifteen room and from two thousand three the room the question is both fresh, but how fresh so we're gonna pick both those so as well as agencies, like some of you, have seen and loved them around get the midnight showing not the way. You saw some idea, course it just cemetery. No, It's either in an enclosed movie theater, but with the rest of the hipsters
I was the lovers breezy the brie larceny ass it this movie fuck me up so bad. I cried the bathroom for like twenty minutes afterwards, I'm talking about the Renault room really is very fucking disturbing about. You know that the premise this girl was, you know like captured me of kidnapped of mothers. Nightmare like just you know off the street whenever as a teenager and then captain tool shed for years and years and has this kid has its baby? Pregnant got grows up with them. You know, and this is life. He doesn't know he could save a black and white tv in the shed. He thinks that you know she's told them like it's. Basically, you know whatever nuclear holocaust their everything's black and white, because either to keep him from going crazy and then their escape and what happens after the escape? It's it's it's just. bang right. Well, I have not seen either one of these movies, but I've still.
Going to stop me from rendering a decision. I have room at seventy seven in the room at twelve, ok, room is an actual a movie. I go at ninety. Our room is by all all objective measures: a zero percent movie. It is barely even movies incomprehensible. However, I feel like their father. Some hips You know like there's a lot of fun or by relying on so called class. Now forget James Franco. He reinterpreted rang bright many years later here. So I gave this. This is still very bad. I go seventeen ok so I think there is an eighty point difference I went now. De too, with Rome, twelve, with velcro, while room you guys, love is really good. I'll write room is certified fresh and ninety three percent low and Thou room is rotten at twenty.
Repressive, let's at article ninety three United briefly. I is here for room very consistent. Its actual that Roger fun. Now, all right! Next up after the passing of Chadwick Bozeman, many people celebrated his life by going back and watching his films, including its role as a now iconic Marvel superhero. Imagine how awkward it was for the one person that put on the Peter sellers ok for sulphur from two thousand and eighteen black panthers and from nineteen sixty three, the pink Panther This is no add ons. Urge your. I see that's at all Ping Panther Pink Panthers Willie, people are really realized, but it was really driven by the sound track that didn't he added great great music. Do it
and then Peter sellers users can consider the genus exact David Nevins that front like this one. This was I'm like I'm sort of rotation on cable. When I was a kid, I of course like the beginning with the credits with the actual cartoon, but it is a good movie. Six, these movies were weird like it was all about. It was so about and static yeah. I can There's a cool sports car Irishman. Could you imagine five stars? imagine a movie based on like somebody just went, bought like a ferrari, three sixty or something. His car is gonna, be this movie the whole time her head, like, are well worth. Sixty percent already Lester I had a cool car, a cool kind of a static, a real like cool classy chicken like I cocktail attire with alongside a cigarette holder right. A cup
cool scenes at a big casino or something the music you now you ever needed a cool, Matt, helm, type apartment or like with around bad that rotated or something like a sunken living relatives as all stuffy abuse in the post. There are the trailer and I may show the guy drive in the car. There wasn't that much Well, I mean you know in a weird way, was kind of whatever J bon was in that period. Cool car hot check was a man who cares lots of music other that we really know what was going on. Ok, so we're was nineteen sixty three that Blake Edward to who did that? I think it was a black analysing, aright, Ah, it's so hard to tell Desert like Edwards presentation. What are we production there? What are we compare them to I remember as they used to show and I still never seen it. I don't know anything about it. Blake Edwards!
a fine mess. The boy cutworms did ten did a movie with John writer. Skin deep has now found breakfast activities days of wine and roses. Ten victor Victor Victoria. Oh, I look I'm on Gina I've loving owing love for Blake Edwards, but what a diamond member of new solutions do you remember a fine mess near public outrages? we're living in LA for thirty years. Ok, the whole the skin deep. star generator. I've wonder with this would look like it was like this bizarre, controversial land, funny thing, but it there was a scene in skin deep where John Writer and maybe other guy had try on a new condom that was like glow in the dark. Oh boy, then someone
shut the lights and they got in a fight. Labelling could see where these tens don't sweat it. I dont know how that would hold up. You're, probably get a look at him go. This looks like fried how, like its value one very spaceball aright! Well, think, space Cox, right, I will. I see your Schwartz's its biggest, my pink panthers nostalgic and Well, I guess it's gonna take thereby right. I got pink. Panthers step three and I know black panthers These facts are whenever that big it got. A lotta woke, woke help. Good movie. I like them, whenever it is, could because two hundred percent of nineteen sixty three, yes, did sixty three as well as enhancing three, and I have no idea so just got a guest black Panther is
good movie, it's a little overrated Gallagher. You won't points per eyes. Had eighty nine, I said for black Panther ICE, stuck with my ninety two and pink Panther, was going to say. Sixty three cause the year gave a little bump for the style. Adam convince me. Sixty nine black Panther certified fresh ninety six percent yet, and the pink Panther also fresh, at eighty eight percent chance it was a movie, but it's all we had an let's forget here. Sellers was sickly. Peter sellers was born. He was sorry wearing around now and he was sash. Amerika gave people like that. Guy's, a genius and so on. But how did you do know the characters? And yet he got a lotta began.
Help a lot of praise for being a genius, and also died early, I don't know he must have died of some cancer. Something later fifties or something you never know fizzled out here. He wasn't doing commercials for real estate in the general for the general or whatever is like hee hee, hee Peterson. Russia died early, I mean is later fifties now, I pointed out earlier, yeah, it's better remind him what he die when when did Peter sellers thy died. Nineteen. Eighty, I think the July nineteen Eighty oversee the God so. I put this body work together. He shouted out label the genius and then he died early. So that's good for life. Isn't for fifty. use that information before we gas neither way before we get
Would you want to see some of skin deep? And I do I do want to see the kind of their glow in the dark condom seen from Blake Edward Skin, deep starring, the late Great John writer. Here it is shut the light anything nor haven't had when the last of this long, since I was twelve, wanting to invest, gotta, be justly them God. I lack the regime in the dark about her in the minutes. The big Red One, how it's me our main priority good luck, experiments, eggs and so very mail brought that was very just glow. our condom. That's the only thing you can see. It's all black and then
Dick swing around parliament considered pretty risque back in the day next around next round gather the kids around for this J J Abrams directed Sigh five film aliens and family inspired by the earlier works Steven Spielberg, but God give accidently put on the Nicholas caged, not of a similar from twenty eleven super. Eight. from ninety ninety nine eight millimetre. These are fun there. Brother ramps, our right separate, eight million? That's right, he's just gives a snuff film right. You know it's interesting that super aid. It's like you But I saw in the theater its Gigi Abrams, but his brain would say at this point. Nobody says you gotta see super eight What was that one about the kids or filming was what like the eighties kids were, making a movie the zebra camera and saw the supernatural
It happened in they actually caught the event on camera hilarity ensues, I'm confusing it with the other one word almost everything. Claude mobility are clear. Point of a J J, Abrams Rhine, including clover field, where the high far away the fraud, and this is almost shine alone. Ask today in the sense that, like the highways outrageous, a great trailer I was talking about in the movie was wasn't quite that all right. I have no idea either one of these on watch a millimeter again, cannot those problems like the sub,
matter, though I may not like it, but entreat you look at it- is intriguing, noble or something someone famous tritons brained upon her someone. I have no living idea, aright, oven,. But for some reason you can't you saw a millimeter ain't here for the first time recently out for the first time tat I I'm taking matters sign that you heard something good about it. I'm gonna go super eight, fifty six millimeter. Seventy one. All I got a backwards. Separate is still kind of good, but now you are complaining about it. So mother tell the higher the high was outrageous, but it still ok, seventy seventy nine four separate a millimeter, its, I think so, the style, but I hated it. As said fifty one, I said I don't have it.
flew on earth, I'm giving them the same score. I was given the same, scored, do and then bribes, our children. I shant recently, which I thought meant someone. I know this is I've wised up with bright. I gave him the same score of seventy. Nine million is not all right. Super eight is certified fresh ship eighty one per capita and age Schumacher direct area millimeter is wrong: that's what I thought at twenty report about bad my guide. What did you say? I said fifty though I said fifty six year I said Seventy Alonzo Adam said fifty six, four separate there hello, elevator, no, seventy three! Seventy one! Sorry, fifty one I was who's gonna? Do fifty six and fifty six by right. I modified it I know there is not a good, both fish. Why would you
recent like us, Schumacher died and I wanted to see the last couple movies his their That's enough I just thought somebody said you haven't seen super now it may you got you simply matters. You gotta see it as a power. Decades is hard. Detective rise brought it because you see it at all and they showed the film like. Aren't you investigate this and film is so hard to watch is physically wines again legs, like sky, global things being electrocuted logs is right. He had his own Bradford dramatic art are, alas, round and finally come out to play with the ultra violet. York City Street gangs at war with one another in the action, packed call class against and being favoured following costume or instead put on this. about a strange family life or death. In a merrier biggest Mme tournament, ever held from
and seventy nine the warriors and from twenty eleven, were you gotta tell you seem warrior you'd like were probably yeah! How many young tell Marty joint measures, and this is a good movie who receive yeah yeah the eye. The warriors is kind of a bee movie that back when you could just kind of deal movie and catch like desire guys than you had to have a couple had a couple little scenes in it that would, in fact, kids and then they would go the schoolyard and I've gotta worry has come out and play an embryo. That's out worked. Racket like you just had a couple stupid little scenes by the way the act. probably improvised a whole fuckin. Probably the script said now. You call the warriors out the play and the actors, what think about what is patchy models on combating play? So why? I hate the warriors
a war, it's like New York Street gangs and by the way, through all themed yeah like one that eyes ball on, and I am reasonably do I've never seen it. I dont know what, but, if there's five two hundred thousand gangs whenever it says there why they all hate this gang they, while they strayed into other gangs, ter thence. buddy was killed and they lay the warriors for killing the leader of some gang, and then there is this dj. This effort American DJ showed a huge aff round to show her lips and she'd, be like talking like a here. The warrior can't find them hung, choosing their rating on the radio arrival. I love that is very bad. Also one of those. If you want to see what sort of New York felt like gas, seventies houses receive area. That way, you know it's a fucking gang infested free for all.
is the one where the block, I can't say I can you dig it yeah. Wasn't he yokel analysis He was like the leader. He was the desire of all the gangs right, the I asked It's called the it's kind of fun. It's saw us also fund just to see what the seventies look like in New York City. That's the reason you should watch this now makes an intelligent scandal, better food. In that way, bang Z, point the worry a couple the warriors are making their way home through through us, report, but they can't help but rape, someone, wild Irene, were here you're doing in central park. Seventies. New York was this, like seventy eight, seventy seven. Seventy everything I e if there
had ever central park. Rape seen in every New York based movie, there are compiled their fleet for their lives. There, others woman, let's outdoor thing, let's see our eye and but Chris. It wasn't a good movie, but everyone knows that movie and now it was Us a scar fangs like everyone not Grandma, everyone knows a couple of seen: some people really I got a lot for some scary reason. I'm going to say you guys, like there. I got the warriors at forty, nine and warrior and eighty two, the warriors of forty eight and warrior at eighty eight? I was doing so well. This is where I possibly spin out. I didn't mean to be, funny to doing. I literally have no idea what the, whereas I figure got huge like cool point style points. I stuck with the same numbers as my last guess: seventy nine seventy nine but mistook
The warriors is certain: I'd friend Eighty seven, when the game warrior is certified fresh at eighty We thank you Jesus. How on earth TAT day when the euro is the warriors, the movies? Eighty seven percent, shouted, I think about like dipshit hipsters address like seven, never assume that that land all come in the seventies whole comment. what was what you dressed up as a baseball team player yeah, that's the baseball guy on that on that poster right now, with the with the face paint, I didn't I just didn't take much back, then the bad or condom something a little face. Pay never like enough, like we got this movie rejuvenate. you know, is in this sad. You know
in this movie, I why you guys got there. Read: music worked. I am point, I'd go ahead, so here you let's, let's get this course tell it up in third place: Adam Corolla of one. Fifty nine friendly cars on our borders also movies and the winner of today's game geographic, five Brian, you are one fifteen, dad I heard about fair play. I feel great, I gotta be twelve shot. I will work Work must ensure, as he has the worst hair in show business, that he a gene jar
and then we will see if we can find red is this. If you don't know me right now, that's right, The blue. I saw gotta go. wasn't there cover you, I'm gonna buy come on. Why this is, I know, because I hate this wilma. You got jobs and but I've never do Oh shit song. I don't paper to pretend like they like the song. It's just like that, but there are two pictures of red but their heads off Billy Reds hit was rational. Yeah, there was a big.
It's weird as this one come up. First, when he likes Baghdad, does yeah arrogant why this is the third one stars number two. This is today. to do so? applause, When does it the sea irish or something I might just point why Manchester with us all. Really its plaza young german dollar haircut. Display red. That's plans is already doing
never mind you gonna go we're together the sunlight dodge a cat. When we, when we point out that I read the music cover me, we discover something I don't know, maybe simply right guy. We honoured it why, by its by those who cares, and so we came goes you Katharine. That would make more sense of wide wild. Now, none of it makes any sense to survive is pumped into the three day sooner I'll turn on Canada Park by Saturday. Three, but ok, it would be wrong. Vernal simply red dad blown
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I go dot. Com We are currently faced by the news with junior grad. We still haven't found Brian Laundry, but there are some incredible, The theory is coming out like this new one. You know his dog, the bounty hunters super involved, but internet sloops, our peddling, this conspiracy theory that brain laundry is hiding under his parents, flower bed had in their backyard bad Ronald? What did I tell ya right, Kyle dumbing industry this, by the way don't hello called down again? Yes, this farce dog, the bounty hunter. Don't you think he should be
trying to find some leave in conditioner Yazzi Alike there plenty people missing? There's always gonna be pulled me saying what Lee then conditioner. That seems to be the the one it loose. If that is the one case, you cannot crack dog fine, Emily then conditioner and then yes, good to finding all these murders or on the looney, the good to do list for him, a bigger yeah you're on point with that Wanna see why people think that he's hiding under the flower bed, whether there is some holes in this theory, but there is picture going round, not not easy to see. grainy is drone foot engine over the back yard and hold on Acts of patents are Kalen fine, the trailer Forbad Ronald. I think I'm definitely onto something here with this kid higher in his parents house. I think you might be right. Don't check out this picture a little hard to see what is Google a ball?
You see the mom bending over the flower bed to what some people think looks. Like a hand coming out of the soil that is giving her something, there are people that are dead set on this theory. Now this doesn't really Mikel. I won't. Let me say this young. I have a couple of kids yeah. Are we only one of them's capable murderer fire I won't say what you want. You don't have to use my good parents, but I'm saying is: is why not start digging? That bunker there junior high, just in case mean just you dig that you now you do that John Wayne Gacy or this given the underpinning. Go like The great escape anatomy and you walk out your channeling. You walk out the yard. You shake your parent leg. Little dirt falls out. You know before you know it. You got a full blown bunker down there and then at some point, when the ship goes down,
the anatomy and we are willing you'll never have to use at nineteen sharing right into the bunker under the floorboards. They never really rude around right. The house. They just open a couple, a door. Declining. So a lot of people think that that is a hand. chill out of the soil that there is some bonkers. A hair I didn't, I didn't either, but it somebody it's it's hard to see. You see her bending over and wall. If my mom ever hit me that the Tipp would be her gardening. I would be that because we have never garden today nor live, but if all the suddenly sheer snap in a gardening, it means buried nothing compost by a lot of people, think it's just a week And what are we are? Poorly dear bunker? Forgive reaches out the route. That is what I am going to say. How do you have a bunker that basically has a soft top?
I guess we'll find out I'll play. We have the bad Ronald. The trailer remember. This is the seventies movie the week where they hid bad Ronald inside the house. After a committed murder tie my childhood slap them pusher when they go Dutch with a camera, lonely and unpopular boy takes refuge in a fantasy world will be for nothing of freedom. Here. The rules big enjoying princess had said she's. The ruler of attracting and existence that become in escape and storing came home nuclear, the Apes and Scott you cope in a compelling thriller, bad run Brad rally a killed so any hidden, the house illness hidden, moms out. officially jail with your mom annoying you I wouldn't I'd rather be in jail. Then,
yeah, like my almost everyone I like to be in your own prison cell or one with a really short ceiling in your mom. gardening above you at all times he was he won in Emmy for a phone call that certain summer and he was on the golden girls. I actually think I'm which called God was on recovery. I think he was run away and I think Dorothy slapped him and it was a big deal like the audience. Why has allowed her to have this good ran? Is a teenager, for you can make it into a tv movie. The way you ve arrived says: there's a big deal, wasn t the kid in I'm not seeing it, but wasn't he look. Kid in just one of the guys that- and I only know, Miss Brad wrong. Ok, that movie change my lucky good, so we'll find out if bad Ronald hiding under the flower bed soon enough, I'm sure
the lieutenant governor of North Carolina has that he will not back down over remarks where he called transgender ism and homosexuality filth. are you sure, Mark Robinson, who is also the first african American Czolgosz Special Netflix, the pop ups to hold the posed May the remark during what he calls a Sermoneta Baptist church. Here's the clip of what everyone is talking about. Thank God spark sword about homosexuality Idiot bill, and yes, I Tol fill it if you don't like it at all, but bills come see without explaining to. So it has explained it doubled in the troubled. I ask whether you I'll listen very that son of a bitch under item like fucking neck garden, goddammit, Kate, Caitlin, Jenner, yeah.
yeah? While I am I right? Paula laundry and that guy I call it. laundering. Yeah yeah. I didn't love those gay slang. Are you actually about the guy who killed this girlfriend, which both air so dominant trying to eyes? Okay, land this in our own? First off? What about Japan. What about what he said my problem with that which was fun it all watch me. Finally, that derive from their jobs. When I finish this guy stand up yet wish all shall terribly he's got everything. The setting of prices remain, as they are gonna guys will further governor flowing in Nigeria. I know why, don't you try and make some sort of job there? I'm ok, full of their emissions, may you know didn't work out for Governor California, but maybe if this guy was Carolina, North Carolina govern our ship
Brian John Domain, so so Caitlin You hear this alot where they go luck I don't mind what this comedian said, but it wasn't funding run, but does that get right? So would you like? Would you like his Netflix special taken down from Netflix Yeah, I would actually I each clogging up the whole Netflix restore my things come on out and just want to manage bashour drama he's got like fourteen bash. Optional he's never been funny gave chapels never said one funny thing about the base MIKE higher career, Yeah me. Why can't may one day pupil job while Brian remember, remember, the spell shows really funny now remember it? Ok, no you're, professor. Here's funny about we must stop a warm for travel. That agenda coms
pretty good, my clamped badger about it. So you know It's a great disagree and then that this, what is it he's a lieutenant governor tenant governor Marker Robinson. So when asked by a local journalists how people in the energy Bt Q community we're supposed to take his words Robinson, had this to say way. I sincerely apologise, but our back offer my words when you introduce these a dull thing: Asian, the children that is built, well? I get it. I mean I get the part. We don't need five year olds, all coached up on sexual, how these early in office is we're doing it, but that's about far I'll go with them. One! That's Emmi! Maybe this doesn't happen that much
North Carolina and you're? Not maybe doesnt have so much in California, but then you think well, somebody in child, I knows class who has to dads, and maybe that has to be explained to you- know kindergartners yeah, I'm trying to think I grew up in a real programme. save environment. We should talk about everything and I didn't really like talking about what most of it, because it felt weird. Now they ve everyone always thinks about the parents. The kids, whenever kids talking about shit that's weird to them is really uncomfortable, like I can't remember, haven't some molestation conversation with my mom and I was like when asked where there's like is older kid neighbour, guy, you know in the euro was like if he ever tries to touch your bar known, unlike eddies, I, like Rebecca, invited me to go, can bring with them a definite period of time this this summer it emphasised
we're just gonna want. Weird, I get it I when we were in a big bear fur little by little Henry's birthday. I was taking them out of the car seat in this, like roller coaster, and I take it racked and pretty hard, and so I felt bad now is. Why does like some so sorry you're, honest digging out your little love your goodwill paying their way and he goes. Its appeal is I was super uncomfortable we, have a while Kyle is here. Actually we have this clip. We ve been sitting on with a bill mar format and three four weeks ago, but it was kind of saying what I have always said. Witches were little too in a race. what kind of person ever went up into their own groups now coupled national anthems, different groups jewish and he doesn't like the weights heading, but I feel, since we have bill more here, we can probably get into this.
They know where all the links time there should be two national anthems is when the other team is from Canada. This is the values that added lift every voice and sing commonly known as the black national anthem to these STAR spangled banner before games and two weeks ago, while pine that it was fine to get rid of the old anthem we just shouldn't have to now? If you watch the chauffeur opinions- and you want to know what the correct opinion on the anthem is That's it that's the correct! You shouldn't the programme The view last week devoted a lot of time to this. Well, somehow avoiding what I actually said. It seems lot about an aid to school me on the black national anthem itself will be Goldberg said. We need to anthems because quote we're having to re educate people.
there's another. Nothing ever goes wrong. When you start talking about re education bill our night. Terrific. Let's start there be I'm in what fantastic jokes you know bill. I looked just to be honest. I feel like you're show lately is just kind of tea. What about a lot of shit? I've been talking about for ten years and their once, given you the credit. Well, whenever you're saying that you're saying that I still from you interested It starts to seem like more than a coincidence that shit Do you think I watch your show or listen, and Oh what a delicious golden nugget, I'm an effect. Backfire, it's hilarious, yeah! That's the funniest thing you ve ever set on the show. Why Can we, as I am regarded as a bit of truth, teller zone? It gets a little bit early. You know you probably read my book
in fifty years, while be checks. You know that was may occur. We as we all regret that book. Ok, five hundred copies you printed now I mean well here. I am not sure it may have been more than but that that let's not go out, and that is my point. saying you bill stole material for me, but it's just coincidence a lot of stuff I've been talking about over the years, seems like stuff, you're talkin about regionally, maybe one year writers. I know you have a large riding staff, maybe maybe, there has been listening to me in during some of that to you and your now, unconsciously, even yeah, you know I actually do what you're saying because I do sit around with my writers and we do talk about you every now and then, oh you do. Yes, we do. It is always something like. Did you hear that?
its use. My Wang was shed heads. That is, if I may say- and this is my writers- and we laugh about it- Well now, young man, I ever he only rising ones, yet love, that's what Jeff Ross exactly the You talk about it. We do laugh about your guess. It's possible very positive. so worried- maybe I'm onto something, but I like. Guy. I like what you ve been saying. Lately we don't want to America's, wouldn't want to national anthems. What beagle perks of privilege I I I agree with that. We want one black national anthem, nada. What you're saying is, is that you didn't. Well, maybe you want to, but you said you didn't care which national anthem, but whenever white Guy says I dont care, which one but pick one he means even moonlights want. It means the old one, the right yeah brought at it and I'm sorry what else you got the geographic. What they are you won't be on good terms now are now we're not. We shall be
dating ever again: oh boy, home whose more Your ball with a happier first name join the Bay or Goldberg who margin put upon bear with the two happiest front, nay, First names- and I also add the term garnishing your wages, which one can I add one more bill: the organization glad The game has been anti defamation. Who is more miserable group sounds better, but it couldn't be further from the truth: garnishing wages, Glad Whoopi, golfer, our Joy Bay Harwood, which one wishes- and this is a tough one. This is a Sophie's choice here. Oh, I think I I thought would be enjoy we're doing that. I run a glue really like what you call a fact. I strategy.
let em right. I got nothing joy about that woman. If we This is an act of zone. Luke you gotta, casement movie, actually entering arises times, do new rule. Why is she called Whoopi? She doesn't seem very happy. I'm glad we're TAT way. I mean now. That's my. We already wrote that. Why am I here I said I don't hold on beer that's my take new rule glad our bay. Ok, we'll be right back. We wrote that this afternoon wait a second, that's I've been saying for a long time: bail, that's my take no, I just got here, I'm telling you this was already written
I'm a little suspicious. Are you spying on us worse, chimpanzee terms with I'm worried about my God, I feel like I'm taking priority mail one. This is what I'm talking about. I feel like. I'm, lay out a lot of these ideas. Somehow there floating over the year camp, and then you say I'm on stage areas like pale break in groundwater. What does what it soothsayer? I feel like a rip off my stuff that that is glad thing this Whoopi they did. This is my takes near a. What could negation of you, I m not on any yet but the days young. so you're saying acting a little paranoid? Are you gonna? Do the glad and the would thing in the next step? I told you that new rule who has just sent me a new role hold on one second Pritchard glasses.
fruit eyes, see, is the worst battle than mine. Now, actually you know, you're sort complain about red left turn arrows. This is my what's with bows and ran back, oh, oh, that's! This is the You gotta stay in your line bill. This is my material with laundries little bunker where they should put little dirt in their shoes and overtime mega bunker. That's a bad live hurryings. Physic, lonely back after this ok bye, bye, poker We wish to rip off my stuff, but now he was doing it like real time. I was scared to rehearse runaway year all real paranoid. You won't even a minute the whole garnish, your wage thing. I couldn't keep that one moment.
about. Did somebody already right that this afternoon? Yes, yes, Gina with the garden with its one. What was a garden with its or the soft top rip up? All of us. I had never take two about whose more miserable joy Bay har or joy. Read like who are the most miserable that have been most members will join us and you have something idea ass. You down there and I worked on is ever written down somewhere already. You gotta show, and I will show you. I want to see a time stamp on that shit. I feel like that's my those are my takes bill. Ok, we'll get because we're doing something right now about to talk about a hundred dank I needed some leaving condition may remain.
We would have used that guy go alone, while you can't just put, if you ask me at the end of one of my tanks that doesn't make it one of your tax, because you put, if you ask me that Look. We women you're right unruly. I can oh, yes, I care. Ok, ok, well just right for the show, and I can at least get paid banks were. stocked up here dizzy at least get a producer credit, no ok mile! So ok go ahead. The worthy and the joy tag but obviously you go like my friend Corrales says and then you go into the job, grant care year will definitely do that. Ok is sound sarcastic. when you send all now, Let me just write that down the road it down new rule. Do what Adam says? Yes, we'll do that. He might
hard times thing. My friend now girl was larger on those role. I got it. I gotta Joe Biden Clip. They told match bad a pull up, so we can have some fun with that he's just issues like he's a little office game, but what he said speaking about Caterpillar plan or something anyway, parent better. when you build a jar, these stations, like back in the day when my grandpa work from rail company back in turn, is nineteen nineteen. Twenty in that area, they want from gets state to state convincing people that they put Allow me to put to you thousand gallons a gasoline underground. They didn't want them around nobody money if they did like they didn't accuracy where they cut to the prompt and a name in two thousand and four, when my Grandpapa reopen the jogging station like like big lie in the forties, they govern Joe
less that area, man, no nine June, two thousand and five the area, I'm gonna, say, and you may have lost your fastball Joe. I know man. It is look at his after trying by my grandpa is difficult. waited February when it was a long time ago, but anyone ever opened a jogging station of back in it. Maybe using charging who's in charge. Are you working for a very long dry jock in their man, you Jack Jack? in their man come on. you're. Lucky I hate after brick. Bring these efficient. We face. You're, not my face and gay. I hate to bring this up at it. It's all over the news with your son Hunter and the art exhibits did one and allay thinking are Seti Marrakech said he came out. The gun do one New York that talking about making some serious cash and some
paintings a lot of people think maybe it's not really ethically you now kosher to to do that that maybe maybe chrism favour with someone like yourself. If you ve spent five hundred Canna Hunter Biden, painting is a soldier What's happening to you take it did he would easier. Luzhin might because many member states things you go for million dollars is no two thousand seven airbag erect bag. Two says so for more man rushed come down, so that's an interesting takes a lot of people, the media same reason. These things go for fifty grand a hundred grand of five and IRAN's because easier son, but years even if wasn't your son, be million box on the open market is actually bringing the price now you seen a man knows: you're beautiful, beautiful were scarce merger over one side and the colours of the beautiful.
That's where, while he's gonna like Howard Stern, and that he took up painting very light, that's me out of here like a kind of wonder why don't you push yeah this didn't chronic earlier? In this light, I always had a town areas can be used. It is drawn stay in the lines cars numbers? We talk about right, armors, Maria you'd. All the numbers rank Gooseberries brown man come on you she Frazier your face. You must, I think, one of the things that gets a lot of attention about its hour is. He using a straw or a pipe and blows the paint onto the page rewritten, brushes issues that is is Zealand Mosque anywhere around their was rotten, but I'll pay your suit, so
She burden factory you're opened. I know you just open up and I'll stay in your basically told a fuck off by people, in LOS Angeles, certainly by a couple, a city council, people manage you, move for the tax break, or did you move because it wasn't your personally insulted. scupper regions may first that the tax cost a lot longer have also the people from every day that's a lot of data about, but didn't you Our friend woven surname, see three Peter, I'm sorry to hear the dog was superior to suit their girl. Now can guide us, their arms controversy with your ex grime sheaves pictured reading communist manifesto or something isn't she likes. You know government that sort of takes control, so I can see why. Maybe you guys agree to disagree about the government taking and Europe is you're going to Texas to have a little more
control over your life and cheese Can you crimes. Super heartened by the would be row play with the roles blow me in a bedroom with criminal law should be stopped. I'll come in, there should be a cowboy. Pretty hot and having a pretty out? Have it I know I do feel like you're competing with basis for dominance of private sector outer space, travel or is it just sort of a cow How would you describe Richard Branson and Bays US islet? I would describe them as best turns on my shoe on earth that EU citizens something severance of bother to seek stink nuclear with such stick, that that visually business they there into orbit which election much more difficult than just shooting erotic shred of now way more difficult.
So you're saying your leaps and bounds ahead of them because they notice. rocketry knows that which is about a hundred. Fifty people on earth the boring company going. I you know your tom very boring I'll get you a dogma, real and through the four or five pass you know going underground? I saw it in Vegas at the new convention centre. You actually did bore it out over there and teslas would drive under the street and pop up on the other side. So very promising to me It is used for the bullet train from some vague, as has been said here, talk about the earth yeah we're going to do that through very boy lot long tunnel. We are only tunnel, but would you would you be sector? I would feel safe and yeah thanks for bringing up the bullet trained of eggs or something
about four, only recorded in the last guy did not give you credit. I saw Bill MAR talking about in an article five. That's been me in on, and I have an idea have out. Will you above drain from vague, is to pop? Didn't rail? That's my idea. we got in her sorry about that. He's over my house is privileged. Your house's at my house ring my outside the country. Mines. So as space ACT now is space. I know it. here by the airport, but must be opening some facility in Texas somewhere is well and then your your build. The key hours they they this Lorraine, Gonzalez's, council, woman from Chechnya. She gave me a bunch of shit forgiven your janitors a hard time. I don't know considering that considering your janitors do concern janitors. I do consider janitors.
y know you spend more time thinking about janitorial subjects on I should want, but I doubt it off not once but Gunnar flouts. The dutch version rehab Ngos. You're, being accused of not thinking about your janitorial staff enough. Little bit, I picked it up you right now. I do think that sometimes suffer Any last words were my bill mark. As I had this couple. More hot takes pride, unwanted urban run your way, but I just think I want to apologize, the years Upsetting you Adam, you're a wonderful talent.
oh in speaking about you guys you answer Silverman and company, going to Hawaii this year, maybe one or two years later we are, I could do much loved to have. You may just check the manifesto here see how many people are on the way I M just a manifest, but I've known My first arrived, but are you not the Unabomber, but I'll just do a drop in SAT. Do like thirty minutes this recast surprise. I hereby bonus scattered Intaglio guess he's taken the stage Adam Corolla people love it right. People would love. Ok, let me just like my terrain and presto yeah we had no room, that's terrible, whose performing just me and Sarah all can't carvel. Canada is like a bags. You know, I think so a dog there's a lot of I got it. I don't know I just catch your eye, Asia. I do like a tight fifteen minutes. Yet what have you got himself to Hawaii? I could
Why don't you say, but why don't you take it send it in apply it, and when I come back a little beyond that for my career or think of those days are in the past, I earn their respective people like you and Sarah fellow comedians right are no longer put put stuff. They found a tape and said didn't have the tides five a tight five, so we could say what? If what, if I M see what, if I go out there do about eight, it's really warm up the crowd bring Sarah Sarah NOS forty minutes. Then I come back out. Do another ten minutes in between and then bring you up. You do an hour, and then I just can't close it out. That would be fantastic. Let me send you an email with all the information. I thank our now we're talking they now, It's our reality, Maui body it lays down, I'd be awesome. fell. Sarah common,
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