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hey you know. Nobody else can be held accountable for those mess up said the entering the high calling me father. I, like the image of the state and sitting there yelling at his family painting. I gotta be the one responsible for dancing and like rubbing their backs against the wall, and I get a car you didn't take those well, everybody What do the Babylon deeper, welcoming? I've got a man and the sea than a whole lot of ever said my name, but didn't work is able to see. You start seeing somebody Thereby I should know the stuff they work. I wrote like I know you never guess deal if he'd have used running entails here. The way they ignore the old ones, but with an army did you guys net? Was there no Larry boy? Was there ever Larry boy? I wrote all the Larry, those like a scientific arrow, all the Larry Boy episode not yet luggage gotcha

China make a more violence and we are like the new Batman Chemical Gritty really greedy lot of yeah vegetable jealous grant all yeah juice, vegetable, NATO juice. The eight. Should we get into stories? Yes, this is a pot guess where we discuss the news that we discuss topics, and then we have hate mail on its glorious times. A thanks for joining us everybody. Indeed, and here we go- let's cover the stories of the week- every week stories. These are some of them Will the nations nerds this week woke up in a utopia where everyone stays inside sports or cancel in all social interaction is forbidden. I would since I'm not a nerd You kind of identify with this, even though the already nerd totally do. I wouldn't call you a nerd, primitive Walmart, young ass. You do have like yeah,

you have an entire room full of comic books, I'm not the opposite of a nerd, so I'm in the lonely, ass position you can being because I'm both not inert and I'm not the opt out and I'm just a weird I dont fit anybody. Ethan is the loneliest number now strew gear. Well, yeah! You know I was hearing on these things about NBA, being cancelled and maybe you being swallowed arabic respondents. It may be being pushed back? There's your baseball hockey cancel everything, it's us- and I was just like that really for my life. Slightly but a problem, Economic effects. That ripple Yeah that is losing its worrying me, like our friend Matt at the cigar shop was talking about. The effect is having on his painting business the government's cancelling you. He has one of those shops where you go in and made drinks mine. You paint paint you paint while drunk we wife

As you know, the wife isn't talking to go in, don't go alone. Do this, I think I got but I'm Bobby It's like a date knifing. It's called purple easel Buddy Livin in whenever I go to pick up my values or for a date night is its less than to its now. You're gonna get krona buyers there. That small intimate my wife loved it. She took me we went data, no the battle and does not actually guarantee that you will not be, as is left at its very unlikely yeah drink you're supposed to bring her and drink this deficit is, brings really strong alcohol to counteract the germs. That's very scientific Lee, accurate, very good, I remember, and I respect that I remain at your face anybody, yet how eight times outta my nose, and if so, what are we supposed to? Do? I get the h and obviously I gods- I'm ok, not touch faced in areas like what am I supposed to do about a scratch advantage. I have to scratch.

In a scratch. I have the whole scratch So what are you gonna? Do? but the Good NEWS is that ill. Italy is totally fine rank as they have universal single pair, you universal health care which I seen many people tell us that the whole reason that the? U S is struggling right now, because they don't have that single Perry, Universal health care and support ITALY School yeah. All the truckloads of corona virus are going to the italian border, I'd over him and then their La Hague. Look within our healthcare viruses. I ass, I am afraid joke it is. The truth is that things are really bad in ITALY right about in one place here the a significantly banner. It's probably a part of its proper ITALY. Has a very old population, ably varied. That, though I would So this is inspired by a story. It's going around the ITALY's turning away old people in choosing to let people die. When I looked into it Secondly, tree like then,

when I read, I did read slopes, and can we really trust snoops? I don't know yes, yes therein independent factor there, and it says it right there in, but there's there's not cases of actual people being left to die, but that they have all the stuff written into like, for instance, I found document drawn up by health officials in Turin and that's where the shroud came from city in northern ITALY. Hit hard by the virus of guidelines for if and when it becomes impossible to provide all patients with intensive care service. In such a case, the Doktor document says who to apply criteria for access to intensive treatment. Depends on the limited resources available criteria for says to intensive therapy in cases of emergency must include age of less than eighty or a score of Charles, come broke but index indicates how many other medical condition the patient has of less than five. So there's like a scoring system on whether or not they treat you things get bad. And isn't this like the thing that.

I remember that a member Sarah Palin got like completely hammered for saying that there be deaf panels, could end quote This now, that is, Ukraine, The like line for who can and cannot like that person couldn't by their health and they couldn't by their healthcare, you're old you're out anyway, monsieur pale and was on the mass singer whatever, She was on the mass near which one why she, because I watch that both sporadically and then a twitter ruins of formula suddenly pop up machine. A good singer Sarah Palin shocks, everyone by wrapping on the mass singing. She was this pink and blue thing. What was she she was came out and sang and stir well Oh she was the bear their. I remember the bare I'm watch they watch. There's two sets this just happened.

Like my last week, spoil alerts, everybody. I was sorry Sarah Palin is a massive problem. How do you know this as well and money? I guess it s really when that show the whole things about not getting spoiled that you want to see the moment mass comes, I gotcha, so if you see that released on line, there's no reason to walk to show no, no Much is an excellent music is watching them saying they watching on the judges. The funny what that show, I would love to see somebody come back if you ve walked the show their reactions, the audience it seem like everybody's, like high and cocaine wicker dislike, losing their minds overly enough no reason at all in reality, okra missing a mediocre line on the personal act like they're about to die from how good it was. And have this like theory that they did. They tell everybody to do all these reactions and they just edit amid later. No absolutely because

represent I've heard and they don't even film the reaction, nor are they actually film, infernal giant audience the person revealing who they Argus Ass, to be a secret for a long time before actually airs. So I think that she film that if you want close. It is only a few people in the front when they, We take it off. So they tell her what hey act like they're, taking the mask off at my guess. Are you ruining reality tv for repair suggestion that it is not a real forum? slightly reality. Reality, tv slight reality. That is one show. Our family watches together, I do get involved. Having made these white for, can John, like that, guy he's a judge who is it. The north korean dictator knows that you, the crew, an actor whose, like he's in a lot of stuff funny asian Guy, Dont use a doctor who became a meaning.

He was unlike. The hang over is on community racooning, telling oh yeah yeah he's in a lot of it. Appropriate films So that's why you know him, and I don't ya, gotcha well, it me on Twitter, so well anyway here and get a name drop on it. So I ran out to the store and grab some milk makes. You found milk and I ran out and got it, and I noticed that, like my everybody concerned, stay away from each other. Now from this, what I always do you have but because what I always do stay away from people anywhere my fit my heads down and go right for what I want and I guess swerving out of the way ever apple, not looking at people make decisions, not my normal life. So now Just changed yeah. I I went to target once during the so far end all the gone, although meets gone, adjust Baron shelves all over the place and target. That's really eerie feeling. Store was kind of empty, is love, there's people on there, but like

like the masses had come and take everything analysis. The left we were gonna become through the remnants yeah. Oh that's, weird feeling in a society generally get just abundance. Like suddenly have nothing on the shelves it's late stage. Capitalism for you We need socialism. Obviously there is heaven huge abundance of bread right, that's what are known for. Now stern. The change I view thinks I'm Arguments argument to do data over here, to learn a lot of places on that one. Drug cartels switch to producing hand sanitize her would make sense. It's probably another kind of Myerst Yoke more once every Steinem yeah I have websites that I go to to find the most talked about things. So we know what did cover

you know we all. We always do jokes. It aren't connected to the Colonel but sometimes like This is on the front five. Everything is a different five pages of that Can I go to that? Shows it It's all around Gonna virus a corrupt, current related. Economy related because people are freaking out over the economy. Are you follower or leader Kyle I'm reaction, her trailblazer, you know or male tracer are you news: follower or follow user, followed user, as I can make up that is the thought of the word is true. So dry drug cartel guys. Sewing hand sanitizing Inspired me to write oh yeah, play. I came into the office. Ethan was watching breaking ban and he set out for what Yes, I remember you,

then we're gonna do there's a famous seen as one of my favorites in breaking bad when they introduce there won't break Beth math, but a net we call it breaking You need American with a good alternate title in pure AL or whatever very inspiring waterway will be producing a blue in so we Dan. To be on, because we got this four parts on this. So can you do well? Do you I dont really mean I'll. Just do like I'm just talks like gravelly voice here. Yes, sir and then Jesse. Yet to say yet we Jesse without swearing. Only if you haven't seen this Walter teacher, you to making math is your money. In the Hyaenas yoke is, he is like gangster student Jesse Franklin. Teams, upper them to sell the drugs, but then they end up getting mixed up in this. Like really scary dry,

cartel guy to go? so you're gonna be to go. Yeah, ok and I'm gonna be walking Jesse. Yeah and then has another guy to co sidekick and that's that I'll, be damned ready them. He's just grumbling, Are you ready, so the scene is when a junk yard, where all meeting So who's this other guys he took us to go sidekick. I was assistant, gotcha assistant, cartel gangster. This is this? Is it look address earthquake? What kind of and is this it blew. We use a different chemical process, but it is purer than puerile. They may be blue you, but The bomb you

first on the small them just tat. They may have I thank the polio pig. Whatever amount to pray maps All right. Einstein Laguna different accent: that's all right, We're going to make a lot of money together just remember, who you workin for. What did you say, I was just saying they did it working for you are you saying a stop in Non armed, unjust sand Ok, so you just say nurse you seen, USA, no stupid! So don't stand. Are you saying that I'm stupid zadig? Is that what you're doing not to go to go? Why don't we all just relax wash our hands of this whole thing. I'm relaxed I've relaxed

who man that look? and is covered in blood? Ass must stop hey. You should really get some hand sanitize around. That dog Tight, I too tight. Ok Heisenberg next week New Jersey. At the end there This may be the last episode of the Babylonian Pike ass. I could not do make an accident and its cause I'm so I have. Storm racist bono body thinks I can't do it you try and, as is physically and gay eyes and bird neck, I can't do it. I thought I had in my time. Hang your head in shame, sir. Ok yeah so Do you guys have any hand at your homes,

we note with I hate that stuff I've never used. I just don't use it. My wife idols arrested. She has like the one like on a key ring, the other one in the car or cannot always I hate the few like if I do it and Hansel alcohol you for one year kids, who my two non biological children, their fathers little? scared of diseases. So he has. It uses a lot and hillock pumping Oliver their hands constantly their hands are open they get little. This little le flow, much I firmly believe me like magic gathered. Some people say it actually runes your immune system yet has already good for you now you're not actually building up neck natural immunity, the stuff and is just like clean all the time you were designed to be now you're supposed to be filthy so go touch somebody's face in target Bout Caveman. Hardly even get here go like a shopping gave them any Piero. The problem is going to bed, Build up the immunity, mainly elderberry immune, an awful and then you're good.

That's probably without the outgoing this thinking you didn't bite noise, heads of bats cause he's preparing, he's, probably finery, now he's on another level. He has really operate. He's been ready decades ahead of this house, one from the future. He's not easy as Daddy's Azure Osborne is dead. The opposite of born kind of. Then I guess it was born born die. It's all coming together our let's go onto IRA next warrior. Churches switch to remote drone delivery for communion and other weather. I now brain Williams. It's just turning into bad acts. Thirty intelligent dungeon drag insertion concerning the better

turning into bad acts. Thirty new agenda, dungeon dragon session, will certainly veggie tales. That's what you do in bed accents and said all the voices of major tells it is bad accents. Like guns, were whose cleverly news items It's good to Larry. He's gonna come on the chosen, Mr Lund, the fissures. Great creator, in writing. I good cheeseburger, busy, lengthy and bad mexican might be the shake us where necessary is another. He's alone is like a black guy, the thought of totally, but all I see is why people when I look at them. Bob. The white guy. Right. So there has been no carnivores, guarana touch each other. You go to church this week. My couch church did the live stream aided alive. During the church. Didn't I I didn't. I don't know what our church did, but we just didn't wear it we're even though I guess my was sick. She journal,

those kind of like spearhead In the morning M liable. Sir women should be ended. This opportunity that has ever met she's sick and it doesn't feel like a Sunday is like she said here in this kind of chaos so I wouldn't we didn't go it was weird the church did it very slick and they like actually held a service at the church. Filmed it and they actually had some of the leadership team up front so Click there was people there within has that's now, but there are coming close together to begin, but it's only twenty people not You have your hundred or what are larger too so small like twenty people anyway scenario. They probably to women. That's because you let women preacher your church, I don't let em now get up and screen. You do allow them, because you don't stand on stand by passively

it takes for evil to triumph this for good men to do nothing there. So what are some? What are some other churches and christian celebrities doing tat to fight. It should go to the wisest among us to find out what they're doing So I know that many Hin, whose known for laying hands on people you at noon. How's? He wouldn't cancel his giant gatherings because he can t steal ever met. Anyone like you too soon. He has giant lions like around the block right now they can heal required by a friend. So I heard his healing over the pull. You made a to stand back any problem had book the airline. Not ass a maxim while the other these things. He swings the He swings the code and neither he puts the put you through his few fingers shuts one eye. Both from right between the eyes. Do you think you could get a little blue circle on their head, like some kind of like Indian version. Do you think he could get few of minarets like line him up and

yeah you're going to getting and they makes the corner pocket We have to create your own corner pocket recalls the shot. It's gotta That is definitely what's happening. Three, as the people were in solid colored, shirts on the side and people wearing striped shirts and the sun smoke. This is a solemn eating. They make Q jokes you have the pork you so every time you did the poor key chiujio twice on your info. Grasp yes, has when I make an imperfect grab, an old one, and I just can't re purposes and the Euro area purpose jokes in that category as the pulpit the policies funny to me, so my kids always like your info graphics and they crack up at the she bears now then, there's always in there and they crack over the pool you every time they love the Puma book you set to get DEC So the jeweler

dean is has announced. His congregation is completely safe and quarantined from the gospel. This is normal. Damn you anyway, then when so nothing really, probably all colonel virus, but their safe from the safe. They Ramses ICE, letting his entire family each member is getting their own giant envelope. He just This definition is firmly lame. Stacy, wife, child one Africa. What his wife's name is. I just had it when I do know article about her. His trap, a child number one member one number two dog eat dog, and in there I'll see if he gets in his own seals himself, net pulls it down. See you guys, maybe April, who knows maybe dune until assaulting pass us by worker Cameron has done something really innovative he's got stunned, double yeah. I heard he's a snuggle for a yeah, so he already has done. This is done double will kiss

one. I think what it? What does it do? He kisses his wife. I gave up the kiss an actress you'll have his wife's stand in the I think I've armor, the wife is this tunnel for the gradual who shall stand in or you'll get a stendhal billina, so so is the harlot here exactly so then also swearing, so he's hired. This stun doubled to discontinue all physical contact not only women, but you know anybody and do the swearing jobs. Any of doorknobs needs any time ass to eat a bat. He's a good guy Jackie, the taps, a mountain and yet over your dick He looks like he looks like a really buff version of her camera, with kind of a half mollified in a similar, grizzled and scarlet at it. From the back. It looks like him and he turns into face, looks like nothing, nothing we're going out with it doubly w e dropout. So that's pretty smart. Yes, on Macarthur, he does the coroner buyers to go home.

As my bones then, but I heard it go go It was very sad areas. He goes: go home, go home trained at a little, So he so he just told the gentleman was there. Was that no controversy but best solution of almost Carmen. The Karmann. Do you just curb stops it like it's, the devil, YO. Well, science It's the curb crunch still regular Jesse their krona virus, Billy re Cyrus, I'm upside down. On top of you, That's gonna! Try to do a freestyle, Carmen RAP. I got did your own admires bill, re Cyrus is a good start, and then I said oh yeah, wheat, Cyrus and what you just did them yeah Can you could use Jai rest from the memo? What's he did? What were you doing it for

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for at least two weeks, but it's only things going on for a while, so Yahoo, whose first to be like you know, I'm just gonna go he's crazy. I'm gonna go. Do somethin, I'm going to a concert or we're gonna perform, who want to come, see ethic, who's, gonna like break it, cause, I'm afraid we're gonna all become could be how it happens where we all become like like cancer, gets where, like everybody, lives in a chair and that they have their like a I version of himself, the goes out into the world. They like movie their house in their own big fat people like me, but I also like, if you put your hands farther out, then you so yeah bigger than me. Like the people in Wally yeah. Just drive around in your home. When we know that a church we just gotta like virtual church in then, It's weird, like my brothers My brother, don't even notice. He's a going out or no cause I get on my girl, she's online, so kind of already there. Just because I were

No most of the time come in here, but we only have two or three people yeah. I know what sports an undue sports. The church thing is the only thing we do go to physical church go to church and then you can meet. But the real what's Aroun, California, it's like thirty People on the ground tuna fifty when they make a small keeps going anywhere. You get that number and the CDC said nobody, no galleries. More than ten, what ten yet at something stuff, like modern family family, like my extended family went to my yeah. Mom and answers so the cops are gonna kick daughter, you should be able to meet within your own family than you can like. If you want to, I bought your bloodline, that's up to you. We should be praised this thing. It's like a Darwin Darwinism right, fears about people like population man, we're gonna start giving people off is gonna, start picking

Then this is like a dream. Come true for being pulled run. A virus is a true climate activist. Thank you. Corona social justice were version. If only we just kill the rich. Then we need the money at the problem, but it is killing the rich. I mean well together, acting they're, all like guys, Tom Hanks Tom Hanks Gun Didn't you drew sober he's now either, but its rich he's rich gotta, be I'm sure he is unlikely for being like rate Even though, is by using Sundays. What some at some wealth level it doesn't Other intersection, all do you identities go away billion is here it is. Are you ready to move under a topic in a week which is basically the same thing we ve been talking about. This won t, do it stood

The battle of the wall so very sarcastic about this corona virus This, I am people are news. Hospitals with like tons of people in ITALY,. They are talking about insane amounts of death. Large numbers overwhelming so I mean Well, I was like, I think we should like talk on the serious side of this liquor. These units joking, joking joke, but So do I met the cynic in me is like everybody's acting, so up in arms and freaking out some music. A contest feels like it once trend. Can show who can be more via Paranoid than the next person and there so I guess- we didn't really plan this portion out at all but this just a conversation about what is it? What's your act?

We thought, as a Christian in this time Endowing the world is falling apart when there's no bread, it target Krajina club. Yeah I mean I think a lot of it is a lot is relative now and as. As Christians. Obviously we have unique perspectives on death and hope. Death is not the end and death is not the worst thing that can happen to you and the debtors. A natural part of life setting there I hope there is in actual fact from this sin the abbot actual pardon what we're living in now. Yeah. I guess is something that will happen. It's been promised to us. So there's an element, I think the same time. Obviously we we're not supposed to be stupid and you

you see that tweet were that Nashville had that concert, yeah, nationals. Undefeated defeated someone tweeted out this picture of hundreds of people just like All the jailing I'll yet or whatever peered in one country concert screw the virus, we're gonna dance and spread spreading the virus to only live, destroyed, owned I imagine that this dollar Gallagher Bat solid garlic, forget all you lives. I mean some that pizza yeah, so I mean there are some genuine concerns with overreaction and, like we need. We do need to look at this in perspective of other pen. Exit of occur. Epidemics that have occurred on and I've seen, charts and still gotta run parry bigger on barrister, older ones, but they should look at those the real struggle with it and the problem is it. This is just starting out in so we don't know where it's gonna end up at the end of all the new non. You hate to be like this

nothin. You know look at these other diseases. They were way worse in a million people die because yeah The cavalier about it yet it does seem to me to be kind of an overreaction when you're like shutting down the global economy, for something that scary ever afraid for people who can completely lose their businesses through this year an end, and I am concerned about the the governmental abuse of power. When you see people saying you know These businesses must shut down. Catches cannot meet like yeah scary to you now not saying that there's some wisdom, maybe not meeting here and a. What part does the government play when you have a public of crisis like this, something else entirely unwarranted, but at the same time it is scary to see how far this goes and how use did this we, yet because what is this? What this? Isn't it? What if it comes back? well there's a wave of this. They want it mutates live it he's keeps here and it is a new cycle in every year. This happens. You know

Then what do we do tat? We have a government that now has the power to just say: everybody stay somewhere in the next few months. You know no more church scaring, I mean it's scary, when you think of it like that I'm not crazy conspiracy theories and other goods like some that was specifically caused for this, but I do think that people in power will take advantage of enterprises in the EU. They receive opportunity than rabbit, and they even think they're doing good right. They just go. You know, oh well. If this is the way I have been appointed to this position because I've been it may, even at God, to the idea of a girl I'm here, because these people need me to tell him out on their lives. But what have noticed actually is it The government is not the one that is actually doing stuff like the people that are choosing to stay home. Like everybody just said, we're gonna go on me The government really can get that dough, yeah maybe shut down a few things. You can have some

Please respond some kind of national governments, but you're not threaten the police but we're gonna sneeze at you, you gotTA yeah exec there was a normal Donald joke you. He said stand up quality when just before every sort of down his luck. I realized I my sneeze twice. It's like fire, not a handgun re here. Although he doesn't work done in the normal way, bearing sneezing defying engines. People then the norm. In the normal, try to imagine that we heard imagined at their imagine that we heard him television Felsenburgh, Sir, enormous joke up kind of you to say that normal downs about her state of comedian oversee his stamp anymore than is better than every understand meeting in the world, so at Sir, that's it that's a lofty claims on your per it's true ask anybody that knows the talking about it

really how much this sing like changed our lives over an area haven't fast. It was fast. It was like think it was the night last week, when I heard a free What was that they were shutting down ethical? Isn't? It was the night that the NBA cancelled NBA postponed its games or whatever I heard that I was like Alice's big, like India, is more so much money, a million lost billions of dollars that they make and or that began. So you know that it's that their seriously ask her crazy and then waterways do full of proud of being part of a culture that will take the death. People that seriously that if it was really like you, a lot of people think that there's these like the willingness caste system where the wealthy poor, this huge divide, you're, the one it is well themselves off.

This all dire and we all can have. Is a community like that and the poor our kind of the richer looking out for the poor than keeping their hunger games go and while they hide I'm SAM, like there's a theirs there's an intrinsic value for life in our culture that I do believe, is judeo Christian. You know better than its becomes, on the basis of our society is Christian was good. And started, or at least in the end, is level Coralie step implausible idea, yeah sure those ideas. Yeah, you know, and America signed a contract with God to an ever. Founding father was hard diehard Christian, Slideshow above the alligator It was a third Bible written in the about America If there is another testimony, Jesus Christ, we about America.

And the devil would be good anyone beneath its benefits. Sounds like that's from Mormon, more Managua, Mormonism Mormon, not necessarily the word like norm analogy, is something this is like. The mistakes in the book, Mormon Mormon, Mormonite, more Renate, are like books that some of their region neophytes found licking. They bear the war that was fire, everybody just use their knees, really awkward and how great credit to me, then he writes just to be clear. What you're joke? Is there Yet I do feel like there were there. Is I ate say that there's any positive side too a huge global economic crisis and a bunch of people dying but there is a positive side in the sense that.

I found that it has caused me to like re, evaluate, What I'm investing time on what's important My wife just recently started you Norton and so on, and she said launching her own business doing all this. You're carrying you know everybody cancelling or appointments, yes home all the time and even for me, it's like as a family. When do we want to God to eat? I know it better stay home and so there is something nice and saying. A few months here where we're all gonna meet together and we'll be reminded of what's important, I think God does use tragedy. In crisis, to remind us of that kind of thing yeah. I got our family, we know even having these issues there, teenage daughter really separating herself from everybody, alot isolating yourself and now she said with us in its men good, I mean we utterly good day or the yesterday in The fourth area can spend time together and accepted my wife built a giant fort and the animal

room for the little kids to be like that she's meant for her lever for her? come here, which is goes this giant fourteen linearly going crazy she's like Philip Whitehead where's that make fun for everybody. That's like her and her talent is right. There I got sick. Her gift from the Holy Spirit is making you Eddie Phil accepted and loves she's an element Rayner nor great. She doesn't little eyes like virus where he was viral death. She loves that kind of stuff, while she would, good for business she's, a nurse you, Sir she's fine, doing good While we were at this article, the latest numbers on corona virus, a hundred per cent of world still under gods, control they? We are all trying to kind of crack. The code of how do you write something? That's funny, but not funny but Santayana, but slight yogi communicating hope and truth. Can I what we landed on so please get reminder of using God

the krona virus. That's what I'm saying to paid to pay back. The gaze is exactly what I'm saying so I thought if any, rejection peel the mask, often I'm actually petrol paralysis, immediately hunched over her The days are over here. Nobody is that It is then the whole of the meagre deep, theology here That's what people tunas about. Only banks are therefore to hear our deep theatre, evens, dumb questions and Kyle's deep theology ponds on Mormon many, I ideas only to be video game now now, fighter to starring Jeff Durban, that then MTV show use I talked about, if I knees before him. The answer yes.

What really is paying the price for eating bats? I guess would be with you, he began this right can a crazy. Why heard that it wasn't actually bet that eating their saying that caused it? No bad. They're, saying that it was possibly like animals. This link animals are being sold at this market that weren't supposed to be gives all the market have been bitten by bans that bites and so on. So think vampire, there's vampire and then China, sooner started in the? U S Yeah. I heard about that. China didn't mean us all. This, they don't have begun, will Han virus that I wanted to pick up. Yet he know what this is all about. Like a gazelle else, I fear see. People's online saying that certain China they cover it up for a long time and light and other blame the: U S for it the other trying you were not there The kind of gaslight everybody into this damage control. No, no! No! You know we have it

had covered it up and lied about the spread and I'm not racist. I dislike the origin that somebody ate a bat and then tell us all started like. I don't want to lose that I really enjoy that. As part of this, like someone ate a bat tank for the local economy, destroy darling. Were there now is kind of a group of people who got together like to eat bats together. They had different dipping sauces. Having his eating these pick him up a ceiling on some Cavan, sister, yes and then yeah sure. We may really be doing this. Why we hiding? What can we do to our families? It we're doing shut up and to state your bat. Well, maybe they have like a whole chain of restaurants over their alike, that wild wings. A full about wings, and he got you can order like at the girl, and you can order the ghost pepper, the different sauces and peppers parmesan, whom farmers on that Louisiana, rub on their blue cheese. Lee do boneless battling

play. It wasn't much left and I guess I don't know how much will be left as boneless. Oh yeah yeah. I guess I don't understand the prejudice against boneless. You got you always giving the stink. I, when I order boundless, I don't give. I ordered bonus for the last time we Owings But I said that I generally would prefer boned, ok, but I to every once in a while. I just it's not really a wing, it's a lie, just be the chicken is spreading out we want the wing experience you of that. Put the whole win your mouth. You bite now pull all meet off the bones. I cannot fills like your. A Godzilla ripping the flesh of a human being, and you feel so giant and passwords that meets about your tastes better. This like near the bone, is that area is both statement dark like dark meat, Oh my god, you didn't know what do something about it to deal with them. Explaining that the skin good skin ass,

to thank all of the Babylon Bee listeners for sending me. Grilling tapes are less his guests and I have ordered the chimney starter, but everybody recommended so I'll see how it goes we I'm outside grilling, even though the corona viruses ravaging the earth And we completely abandoned their main topic: Gallia Vanessa Canker. That's what do I get my good wishes to hate now, yeah. What's german him, have you noticed everybody remember gazing at all costs. Control. You don't wanna, be smart, it would be crazy, but don't forget about on the bats. Maybe keep your bats and True I'll be free them. That's it really great advice here, very least: let's go boil your bats. Miss how can we get a good hate mail this week? I think I've heard it, but we, great hate mail from

but who calls himself doktor reality talk to realise a bold name. The monkey as a phd. In reality it says it would be like doktor strangers, rival, Doktor strange love him from a strange verses, doktor reality doktor lie doktor fake Do we have this, sir? Do have the audio we set up a key. He writes that's where a great team, as is this true left you go right: waggle wrangler! Do we have this, sir? Do have the article we set it up like you, he writes like it's hard to even tell them. This is a hate mail at first, everyone my! What is this guy sing The last thing you realize you want I like when you're reading, Of parts of the Bible, they can be better. Explain if you explain its poetry makes more sense So you're saying the genesis, one is poetry and not a historical account. Is that what you're saying

open. While you have been fired from this package and the me do we want to read it and then have the day you aren't you. We think that'll help Babylon isn't a place. It's alive. Style, what adulterers acts? Do you partaken science and wholly text would be considered magic. But that's not where your biases lie. Am I right fear primitive mindset, subject If the ones understanding of life's true meaning this gods wrath, not include yourself and literature, I see a holy land bathed in blasphemous tongues exulting, a God of destruction and terror was Beasts live happily sustaining God's creation, generationally. We are same when you get the point now I was trying to this about the seventh time. I've read this. But I seen the lot of thought was put into it. I felt like he didn't.

Like work of Babylon B and he's yours, He's had take some issue with the word Babylon being in the name of the publication of Babylon, isn't plays its lifestyles. Was this guy? Coming from the Christian, you think. This link Rob Bow or is this like a beatnik guy who's. Trying to tell us that were wrong about. I gather Sky God Ceylon. It makes about as much senses anything rebels written, but clear. Rubella read it movement. Can we can ask but No, I think, if someone coming from a christian perspective, not understanding So, let's what we let us stand more than me without will be good. As Asia Dave kind of a slam? Poem, yes, land poetry is was as excellence listlessness here

Babylon isn't place, it's a life style. One adulterous acts. Do you party again, science in holy attacks would be considered magic, but that's not where your biases lie. Am I right fear is a primitive mindset subjective to one's understanding of life's true meaning does gods rash. Knots include yourself literature. I see holy land bathed in blasphemous tongues exalting a God of destruction and terror, while some beasts live happily sustaining God's creation. Generationally we are saying, is beautiful.

The best browser, anythin life style, for I liked. The reason we are saying, the guy did you mean to say we are the same. Unease is a typo or that I assume, Sir, but the cow works as you are so great, is the slant poem because he's like, while some based live happily stating its creation period. Generationally period, we are saying no but that's the Andes. What no fear at the end symbolism like I don't get. The symbolism continues to be so that over get stuff, we are saying we are saying, goes Well, that's gonna be the end of our chauffeur freeloaders do something fun in news subscriber portion we're going to read headlines. Emissions digs through some of the ones are writers and nerve subscribers pitched from the best. And, as most of you, guys missed out on this week, so it's can avail how the non krona virus jokes were pitched

I'm sure every Saturday allows a word or two boa find out. So let's go and do this and will see the rest. You next. The rest of this thought guest is in our super exclusive premium subscriber large. If you're, not a Babylon bees subscriber go to Babylon, be dotcom. Flash plans for full length ad free part, gas access to our headlines for twenty percent of the items in the Babylon Bee Store a gift and more. Please drop us review on Itunes and share the bar gas with a friend feedback and love male, though, to podcast at Babylon, be donjon, follow Ethan at Ashcombe and Kyle at the Underscore Kyle Underscore Man on Twitter.

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