In a world of fake news? We bring you up to the minute, factual, inaccuracy and heavy dose of moral truth. With your hosts, Kyle Man and Ethan call. This is the Babylon Bee Fake NEWS. Whose you can trust? Yes, everybody welcome to the bed. On be podcast, cast, I'm cow man- and this is my friend three economic all go behind Energy Kyle need Youtube attire. You guys do you do shows little Guarana came there like what arpanet cuts as they keep editing himself. I figure to get a good you two presents waiting to like being our bedroom, yes, unlike a gaming chair and shouting, and they cut to do where they are they gonna do not. I remembered cuts, so we we just for

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the text we can discuss Freaking out because the translations completely gone like just seem to me, as happened EU cars, all they got he just based whoever money he gets. There sting hotel. Rooms are in their sleep in the car apparently, but so I will I helped to set up a pay pal, where you just click the link and send money as a complete stranger, and so I posted on twitter and Yet we do get a few retreats and that the accounts- others, yes and I wasn't what're you share in it, which guy I figure to resonate with you having just lost her turn wholly lily. I guess I was forecast The quote he got was three but solar, car and stuff anyway, so the next. Bringing their like little over two thousand dollars in their accuses bono. They called me up there crying distance, just shocked that strangers. Who I told this gimme a regretfully seriously on their you're, really humans. You know, anyway, so I think they're up to

around forty five thousand now solar NAFTA, the car and some expenses. Anyway. If anybody would like to help out, I mean I know a stew. It was around and kind of encounter and I just felt like try this out of never done like this. Casino some. You can do like one time for a family. I can't I can't keep doing it. I can't you, but I would love to get them up to like ten to twelve thousand bucks, so they have a few months of rent, get their car totally fixed food for the kids that he got a new job I guess lined up, but that he can alone, but that EU support is family. I think our door dash over and on time. Darling. I know it's meant just texting is I have to. My phone on is we're get chick flashing, little eyes away all evil, can a shone out. Cbs wanted pigeon, but that in in those you have. Thank you. So much is really cool. They like experience watching that happen.

I figure. If you really want to grow you to channel, he should have videotaped yourself. I know him the cash yeah. Why money and watch and cry what is theirs impoverished man reacts. Then you like stick that phone and setting we're not very good at promoting our social Arab ahead of the Youtube's sell a well bless. My big story. This week, court warming awesome to check it out. The shown us people Are we ready? Because you know we got a big show her? Let's do ready now to this new is weird. We're news is as to what it is This is real news. That's just weird! So, unlike we weird news, that's not real!. Where are these isn't weird? I think we just called us not to be. Few people have email that in her ear, I think that's pretty good. I think not. The b is like it has a slant like it's. It's plus political work anymore, examine you think we would post side of these are just really weird, I think our

But I guess I was already and not the onion thing. You know it's true, but whatever, whenever it do get to keep the goat, we can keep the goat s after you're the guy fix them. You sound like a kid who, like founded, go in the middle of the real kinda go. Can we go please? father. I right we first alleged. Thieves, war, watermelons, overheads grocery store, so they robbed a group, restore watermelons on their heads go. So how are they allegedly Did they still something again? They, let you, I guess, maybe they're month court, they would say legit in these sort of news stories went well that's good organic mask, consciously environment, biodegradable smart, it's better than those little paper mass, upright joke eternal turtle. I assume that every time they turn their head, though the watermelon kind of state added move it to cover their.

Again. It is my eyeholes Michael Keaton, in the early lowlands, when you try to thoroughly he's like. Yes, we have to move the whole body. But even then what about its slippery watermelon like on your head? You turn it would stay there and yet, like a just right, I'm just trying to think of how animate that, which is what you think of everything the earth and when your name, if you think you animate something virtual pub queers sets Guinness record for Youtube streaming. I get that, what's a virtual pub quiz Guinness it's not a pub their home, pretending you're in a pub. Says. We're people like the people like the Pub Queers Trivia night so here are related and across the world. Some really weird, It is not that which is normally a hundred and eighty two Thousand households guys gave targeted cheerfully

Good, a deep sigh satisfaction now that we have had our chief fuller devotions done. Let's move on to the next noosed or sir. Do it next weird new story on a frank serial killer? Do you not think of french people? Serial killers in the game is little more feminine: feminine geyser murders What am I saying he admits? He made up his experience, even the murder of his non existent wife sweetie. I have a wife and I need he like went out in these, like I'm a a killer. I killed my wife and then union have wife to begin with not let alone other people make up so Good news and bad news: the Good NEWS is nobody's dead. The bad news.

Skylight everybody complete liar. Why would you lie about that? and so the story is that, and it was like an. Expert working for the cops. Ok, I danfields ass an example. Yes, working for the police as an expert on cereal causing expert. Ok, I'm not that he was a serial killer expert. He was an ass. They were an expert who is an expert on serial killer. That all wrong. So this is all in story. He had made up was livelier, killed his wife and that's not true I was aware: ok case of heat. He lines is wise. Guy killed by Sarah Color came an expert for the cops and Israel your deep psychoanalysis, a set of cereal growers in how you may Medea relating to justice,

We might as well wait the road he instead is only laughed, and so we did this do. Did you a very important lesson about about reading just the headlines, I had no idea you're dying, but I delete a headline minus one word than one where it makes a huge difference in front serial killer expert. I skipped admits because I was talking about. French people good. The Pentagon has officially released some you before videos interesting massive asteroid, Sir go ahead alone here about the massive massive asteroid. Let's wait, if you don't see, Troika gets really massive asteroid flying past earth. Next week looks like it's wearing a face. Mask. What does it really does? It had seemed, like wit, which parts the face mask it looks. A careless

is the pillars, a rock up against it. Is it smooth and one said it says, there's like a silhouette that looks like a square and for another that's a stretch, the stimulus it adds a reach, warlike stretch news here. I was fake news out there sad there go, I as we knew so women on this stuff. It's good but now this week's edition of stuff that's good. I this week watched Jerry, Seinfeld New Netflix Special twenty three hours to kill. I watched it too and I loved it me too. The guy still has it. I heard some people were upset by an on twitter and stuff them as its people you're take his leg in yeah. I've seen him That word is kind of like oh, it's

sir Boomer humor. We see that. Can I love boomer humor? Yes, that's it. They want to be like shocking or political, and he just not he's still talks Canada's everyday mundane stuff with his jerry's spin known, I mean works, Didn't rumours give us like Monty Python. They have a Seinfeld Gary Larsson, they gave us they'll waters in So millennials you have a lot of catching up to do. You want to be a downward here, Gary Larsson, and we sign world is so good at like just structuring the So the timing and the very thing in our David area But I dont know secret weapon, so its relatively clean. If you watch him with the kids it yet more curse, words than he yeah there's a few little Lakota he's he's getting crotchety and all think they'd like that of the people there will. Echo is too much of a boomer but the content the compromise there wasn't really any phallic, Emily ethically and a lot of time.

Comedians fill in that could be what the people are so which I don't agree with like, for instance, Chris Rock. Almost every especial series hilariously as and one forever ever than he just pull it out and Netflix. Like us, everybody is, and he just as the Scarecrow Rock found early bland and like fellow phone it in his Chris Rock are losing a lot of the comedians are doing then the Seinfeld one. I didn't feel that feels like Seinfeld. He has no need to make more comedy he's doing it purely for the love of the art form every damn here, Seinfeld understand a bit: it's like it's not like a whole new said, it's like he s, perfected, all the material from all the years and so yeah building on all that. So it's great check it out. If you like, comedy it'll, he's a comedy scientists, Oh, am I it's? My thing is its a little obscure will quite a bit more obscure little bit more much much much much more obscure. There's a comic artist named carry callin and.

I met him once salaries, we III other comic convention long time ago. He does. These comics called super antics, any fan of superior. Comics, you ve probably seen them alarm of gun viral, but he D, in that old style of the forties comics, but he does this. There were there. To Paris, dont really taking other seriously and as fills a sick com or something like it's kind of making fun of sitcoms, open up on the screen net and prepare an exact one but watch it hey. I like soup, man, Mesmer Batman or the flash like flash be be running an hillock soup man, but the pie up any of its funding. Trust me. He also combat called HALO Innsbruck it Gentlemen- is the years ago it put it out, but it's really fun, By this girl that has to roommates one, the robot and once an angel, so one is like the rope. It's always being very logical, but everything the angel is always being very spiritual about, like morality and stuff, this mundane everyday stuff and the way that

but look at it highly recommended carry calendar, but the the links and stuff in the show notes it a super antics. One you showed me was very like anti humour on and off their all, like the yeah, it's kind of a smart explain it. It's like Argovie, Is if it is like it's like two degrees away from like year, you're putting the heroes into a funny sitting nation, but you're actually making fun of like sitcom type humor. So if you have the kind of it is a yeah, it's very I enjoyed good. Just trust me. Yes, trust me, just go out and mindlessly three the world yet alone and hurried whatever we tell you to follow him on Instagram, I'm saying carry Kellan fallen. If we tell you to do a bridge jump off in Britain, as more prepared and have his instagram name ready right now, but it's carry with a k callin with the sea

This has been stuff, that's good. Every week stories these are some of them. Master class has announced that they were placed all their teachers with Gretta tuned. It's a powerful so yeah I watched semester class. I saw what I watch Steve, Martin doing comedy, but he's gone. They got gretta. I watched NEO game in teaching in writing storytelling gone gone. Would you what you watch any run Howard teaches directing at an watch? It gone John Mc Arthur teaches preaching God. We actually there's a cautionary put out for this. I was her

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still in my dreams, my childhood if those child standing in the middle of the road and costs are coming at full speed. You don't look away to uncomfortable. And there was December, so we didn't actually just watch it. We did Moby did yesterday yesterday about we're gonna cut it in. So I need someone like say something funny said:

preventing and laughing, and while I was his wise hoping this would make you laugh. I was watching it earlier today and I had noticed youth, but in the list of all the other things, but she's teaching all the many classes- and I notice has said, three, the animation, forty animation, it is amazing, is teaching animation at another level. Thing we know how dared you bet: how do you feel about making a video at all while we were making the video and I had to go, you did so did the editing boat If I might some other source your idea and the article someone else's idea, older. It's all we're all complicit morale. Just each others ideas, but I was what am I Jim video after video of granite Luneburg Anthea. She he believes ass. He has really. You tells his sincere you know what it is. I do. I wonder, seeming she's gotten the hang of making the angry sneer. When she does you, ok,

for years. I realized tat. She had a video from when she's like fifteen and now she's, like eight o seventeen him policing. For years has been doing all these appearances. So obviously I think there's like there's probably some people exploiting and there's probably you now possibly possibly. But feel like yeah she's in the middle of an she feels like she's doing right. I'm- and obviously I disagree with are the semi fugitive yoke is on the area to be continually put her epoch. I mean the joke this- was the. If you aren't upon the news, as we see an annual CNN, had it Town Hall, a coded nineteen, now and then her one of the palace. There them their else. There is like experts, as some kind of then they put her on their wish. I'd, ineffectual that just to get headlines is just like worry what. But when I was watching videos and like Sangi grouped, however, that one of the guys on my camera, the exact name that his name thick editors, the the list,

As I see it, I dont want to use energy. He cute manga he's that guy he looks Middle Eastern any has it looks very, is you see in India thanks if unseen and anti muslim else familiar? but I wouldn't angers, but she's on interviewing at them like his these tearing up? He so like moved by what she saying like that's, where I recommend if the World TAT s like that, most the videos that I went and watched for this to get clips of gretta there's like always Bela, guys, sittin in August, minor, but always people just Tyrannously. I she's not even of their gospel answer, even if you believe I climate changes this x financial crisis. We need to act now and all this like she's, just repeating what. She's been told by other link, it's like if I'm trying to make hopefully get in their heads because its fund a mark and Fun Abed. Would it be like if we had a kid of the spokesperson against abortion,

because in her mind she believes its eyes dealings of people dying because of climate change. She really believes it. Please help me, but we believe that that's how they see the world it could be like that. But will we support a twelve year old being spoke? for for Pro Miller, Weird Nazi adventure pyramid, it's his young, any legal younger than other places, hurry way younger than me hurry hurry. How do you use nine June travelling between words and illegal. Like you log in and loans, more back, Silajdzic anyway. That's my message. Sympathising with the gravity of the girl was talking about paralysed, half stuff cry. The little girl I might cheer up elsewhere. Do we have that other? Like kid spooks people, on the I mean I with it's, the with at parkland, shooting similar conservatism.

Books the alley. Others a couple deserves came out yeah. They got a little bit of a man that was we. Whenever he met one of em, but it was a response to the left that had pulled out these idea and we met Kyle cash. You shoot official, yeah and to show her fell. Weird raised, like your whole guidest, is weird for that be your old persona now's. I was around. Some people got shot here. I am, just as other. Supposing I don't like that about a year persona like draw com, I do a lot of work right. We want anyway. I wasn't. There was more work on the school when people get a real s, not mine physiological draw comics and no one knows who they are so have you know I am, but I'm not saying I happen to make common my five road brother. Some recent. I went viral and that's why a large chunk of unit am had just wrote words. I taped words. Really you we should all be humble about were an will, learn more about that from rabies. Ichorous later he has some good words for us. We just got real here. You can be involved here

not during the railways. Ichorous part, probably harlots, move on to turn up. Very to California police attempt to arrest Elon Musk holographic decoy as the real musk escapes on Iraq to Mars forty chess. Maybe he learned forty chest from Gretta Luneburg and the master class. You took the Mastercard and he invented it you think I'm market or even a few measures. Mario teaches the class, now write an artificial intelligence could classes now in session I don't know what I know. What are the mosque? oh I know that you have a child. The where it really weird name now, eleven, a nine twelve three dashed three I thought we had an inhuman out things in her. He had threatened, he's an leave. California do no state right move tests.

Monk Tesla, mainly tests out of here, tired of other bullocks. You say that, The bad word in the UK feeling sorry UK sinners enough feels like us. Gaskell's like like a weed bird, bloody bullocks, Credenza get undergo like a breakfast you'd get at a pub, but one of them but as a guy, get a grip christian in on this little thrill? If I say a customer, no three on the british ones, the outer not desire Why don't? They say bloody, likened the Harry Potter manoeuvres, but who had say buddy, I didn't hear of Ottoman camping upper bets. English are its american Americanized and we believe it and in the british version me No, no, I believe anything over their error, as is my guess. They seemed like really swell up, not even cleavage. They believe pleaded edge.

The document was like a like: inappropriate cleavage comes on screen and it just gets be. I've never seen that we do that. We probably do for Kyle Photoshop, cleavage Alla time all the time you normally woman and doing a normal thing, but her normal outfit is too you wouldn't believe how much cleavage after Photoshop out as a Babylon Bee bigger you take the fall for a lot of men who could stumble and then I'm sitting on my computer, this guy zoomed in picture trying to erase the collegiate my recognise that move a thing, but yes, hello. Musk is becoming a modern day, like iron man, type tech guru that the man that modern day fighting with the he was written. Unlike the sixties was true and is also not real. It's true he's real he's like a real tony

dark or he's like real montoni start with real. Now this weird guy you and me as nor yet he did Tony Starks, allow me to start fighting for the government, the registration side. He wants a cobra in accordance with the green energy thing, because iron man took the blue pearl sad. Yeah. We had ideas for other thing where he went. He went on to the factory line right. He said I'm telling you, I must again on his inner well same thing: but you must goes. I'm gonna go on the bottom up, there are more in the factory floor, opening it up if the cops come. Just take me yeah, it's like you staying event, Tesla like standing like this, he changed herself too There Ain t logo. Now they have always dangling take me.

Instead, I really he would be able to like squeezes fist when the cops are coming. Also, a giant like a bunch of like giant Elon Musk holograms cover the whole place hints find out, which ones here for their kind you? once we have a lot of ideas. What we can do the story here as a a ton three day conversation between doing. This were ordinary arguments Let me didn't it. The tony stark there he comes out and that homemade suit of armor and used last year make a though the cave Did the eurobond limit the total recur of Milady Lady when her head pops off and like lands and Arnold arms and the like are no. She picks up her head and like it all opens up. Oh he's, all messed up, Arnold is inside the lady. Her head opens up, throws the head the headlines in the guards had hands and

does some snap equip or something else in this world? Can I tell you something very sad? I've only ever seen the total recall remake I couldn't get through it. I turned it off. It was fine. I was just very generic Thinking Eric Cipher, the always wonderfully nineties or Amy's whatever it is that time period and the corral kullak. Very likely that you were very bold with their special effects. You know that I am a chronic remakes of Arnold TED, the scenes where they go to Mars, and apparently they affect my this has in your head is like it just makes it explodes slowly, like your eyes, are bulging out your head, phyllite disease Awesome. I may just vacuuming air outwardly into these. Like six hundred thousand dollar masks a curve heads they ve created now rhythm, excessive, Hollywood and they're just so yes, we're gonna, see what will do

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We did with our ended. Our millions of jobs lost eighty five something dead inside when we try to announce a scandal change the other day. He asked I, like Tuesday weight? Was they ignore the China Absurd, but then we're not running for president? There were ok, yeah yeah, it's rough. We did find a the translator actually has like a canvas syrup tells her. Thank France. Italy is losing money rules here so also Joe Biden you tell her sanity means I can do a good job. I hair her it burns when IP Seniors on Medicare need affordable, prescription, drugs You see the games on that broad. I'm a bull fighter for women's health. Also, did you see the game is. I need to read it before we do the games. I soon it was like once again, it semi, sir.

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Diplomacy combined with firm leadership around the world. American leadership, backed by clear goals and sound strategies, is necessary to effectively address the defining global challenges of our time. In order to lead again, we must restore our credibility and influence ACE, get the eloquent one the third. What can I have a warm glass of milk after I walked Matlock. I will always put the priorities that the american people first so the whole speech without the trains, it would be burns your ip. You see the games and that broad have warm glass after I watch Matlock Amy Nap, please go oh put. The apples ASP on the art by before me my job to fire, probably less and less embarrassing, but Papa is actual speedier yeah. That's what are the chances guy makes it the convention pretty good. He visa

seems like it. If Trump can win and others that this point, anybody can win like I'm getting anything guidance commemorated anyway. I'm here I'm just saying physically, like police, I am basically Willie labelling may if they ve kept Ruth better Ginsburg Gladness long. They can do anything. I don't know- using some kind of hormone replacement, her carbonate, ere, I because they have stuff You must we're talking about using the jargon show saying that they have this like a something like wire in your brain and he says, like five to ten years, will be able to communicate without moving their mounts. Villages Tebrick conversations with wiring up together, Bluetooth in each other's brains,. And which means they have prototypes of that stuff already that working on, if he says, he's not confident, which means to an end and they can fix like a heat he said of the bill to fix like brain issues. You know, if your arm, work. Has your brain and it'll be like this? Do this arm in arm moves because the thing

and you know the thing you neither of the brain telling you and or like the with Alzheimer's, and we like not Alzheimer's Stew, this and then the press me like normal, will be good for people with Alzheimer's. I, like an outsider commercial, your eye Leah, Thousand, we forget it It's funny. You do the openings everything's a means of its old timers. The old timers the old timer almost works better. So I saying is I think that they get those prototypes headed time, we're home they sneaking into Ruth Bitter Ginsburg head weather. She knows or not. She probably knows, I don't know, and she is that's out of the keeping it alive remote control, Bluetooth. You know the show needs Weed

You know where you have you have in smoke. Sweden now you're coming off as you are come- and I very much like Alex Jones on the european ship. He has his own show I'm just trying to make sitting outside while we're gonna move onto a more somber known here. Yeah Robbie Zacharias passed away this week that yesterday yeah we're gonna yesterday morning. Sturdy mornings and whatever else it won't be here is Tuesday morning earlier sweet and we're gonna get a little tribune, closeness and broadcast of sorts due to it, the boundaries of the will: I feel a little inadequate discussing ravage Zacharias. I wasn't like super close, the following him and all that stuff. I had read

Jesus among other gods in high school, and it was moved me allotted one of the biggest things I got from. It was his. His assertion of Jesus as absolute truth, and as the only God, because he talked about growing up in a culture. Where was like there's gods everywhere there we, I grew up in the hindu culture, so yeah all sorts of guy- and he talked about it like going to the grocery store and there's ten thousand canned goods, option, can't options of canned goods, and you do what's the difference, one to another and you may is incredible claims about, Jesus being It doesn't matter how many fake options are out there. There's the one true option analysis: That's when I remember so, I know you are out. You were more in tune with what has been doing lately. I've been a fan Verlag pretty much my entire walk of Christ and premature, I have to. I may have talked before about old, guys, Tebrick.

With was on Saturdays prayer, where guy he's got it introduced me to Robbie Zacharias Saturday, few robberies, outcries books back then I seen in person before I do not have the think thing. A dense, Prager one time watch tons of his talks on utilities. Listen to his podcast. Constantly I think what makes him really stand out is a feels like and Christianity. You have two kinds of thinkers. You have like the self help in SP inspirational. Think here that's all feelings and, like and then there's like the apologetic guy, whose super like rational, like a wheeling Craig Super rational guy, and then you got like a Rick war into something so you're saying you get the thinkers. In the non think: yeah, the user and another non brain. You like the self help I like the jewellers, didn't

in it didn't in the accusation of their projects, guises like they're, all mine and brain and things that Lord is Spirit care about stuff. Where always argued who make the fasting about robberies. Accuracy He's just as intellectuals always guys, if not more than many of them, but still first and foremost, Him he's a he's, very passionate and sincere and any speaks. Distills weeks to your heart, even though he's doing apologetically, he moves he he's moving Yea struck me as very pastoral yeah, and not one of those guys. It just dump it up and she had knowledge on you yeah and trying to win a fight, but he still works it in yeah. Got a bunch of clips, sir. I would need a minor we displayed played Robbie clip for this whole portion,

so you guys are never heard of them. So it's going to be really great introduction to him for you but yeah. I looked these clips of the running out when we should I just for the echo we should We should read the Robbie story. We did a weed story that earth deemed unworthy of Robbie Zacharias right no satire detected. I read the story in Vienna, make it you can drive. I wrote a cradle writing it, and in this way- and I looked at Videos- is weird Finally, it ever cried over eight. So what I ve never met in person, you know and its use a lot of people. He had a very personal info people rallies area very felt like he knew him and a red met, the zoning them talk. We're. Gonna have em on this podcast. I was really the economy. More excited by any guest. He wanted to be in person. We re, we talked

Italy is scheduled and then something happened. There is the pastor guy in so sank off for you who committed suicide. So now he ended up going to that to help that whole thing happened when he was out here in a decoy cancel on us, so we we had plans next time he was in California, or if we were going to be able to get out that way his neck of the woods we are going to do it and he he's a family Babylon being we did, a story about a while back upper cunning, a guy, and I sure you can assure you can hit. I was not using sure you can show, or your guns yeah, that's a good record book jewellers biology. You can keep being mean they work warranties. We should be more mean leg hosting stuff right wing Yeah. There's a spectrum ran the hosting farther along those things like Trade is time. Everyone within bounds, hosting Thou boundary is

When I talk about Asia is outside the club for sure you still like here, You read or write still and your accepting worn club against female those one time. Oh yeah, I'm on be recorded, In any case, I have to talk to someone over there. We replied and then he never replied her red moron. I know. What's in there I know you're watching this binding, probably hate us now he's up late at night. What does this battle on be podcast, I would what's our story. Earth earth is deemed unworthy of rapid Robbie Zacharias today. Is God took him to Heaven? where many have been awaiting his arrival for years. Listen earth by gods. Grace you got Robbie for seventy four more years and you deserved he's hours now said galail psychological Heaven, spokes angel, Heaven staffs as they ve been feeling. Quest to meet Robbie for all eternity is awaiting.

That goes on for miles. He just got here, he's already been giving out hugs and sending books for hours when safer said there's a line going all the way around one of our largest Cumuli Nimbus Clouds and jealous? contract has been working feverish on his mansion, since today they received the news that he was headed. Their way he's gonna live, we stencilled Chesterton inaugural quotes in every room had contractor in. Bob, as Israel said as ASEAN, I'm just googling did you have guessing angel mainsail? Elinor in many of the elderly in these Asia. But if you You are a Robbie Fanny quotes Mugridge in Chesterton in just about every single time. We talks back on earth, Christians, possibly the hard part

Their scurrying frantically an attempt to figure out how they can fill the massive whole left by robberies, absence from a scientific standpoint that the chasm he left cannot be filled said one researcher when lose it We can do is to try our hardest to be the kind of Christians Robbie was he finished. Haha have pulled up, Try to better you beacon, trying to be more manly than the best we can do is try our hardest. We, the kind of Christians, Robbie, was a true b in of humility and Christ, love displaying wisdom. Gravity and endless joy. Never throwing out. Sultan, always ready to give an answer, not only with our words but for our very lives. To be undeniable evidence of guns, love and forgiveness. So, let's get to work,

I made my first cry of Babylon. Be non subscriber guy have created this straight before Unita after the show. Dan of a union to come in and give each other when they occur news, wondering employees, I guess I guess we can do a clap, austere radically and this is in into further. First, I believe is a tribute that I found the system clips, but together his words through pain,

true enduring pain. You can easily see you called me to travel. If call me to do this, why did you give me about a such as this? I have learned what I need Johnston Flynn said he giveth more grace when the burdens grow greater. He send it to us with the labors increase delighted affliction he had his mercy to multiply trials is multiplied peace. When we have Austria has store of indifference and our strength, failure the days half done when we reach the end of our water resources, giving is only begun. Love has no limit, is waste No measure is power

Hungary's known unto men out of his infinite riches and Jesus he giveth and give up and give us the church and preach all at once. But if it is a church that doesn't reach out and touch and feel and embrace and be charitable, it will miss the opportunity to be the hands of God in the hands of Christ. Enough very hurting. Christ also to you and me, eternal life, quality beginning right now shows you your heart. He provides. Are you a cure for the malady he holds? inter relationship is gone, making halting sacred for you take see. Pain and sorrow. Bereavement and he offers you hope.

Hope that is not just beyond the grave, but talk and his present even now, Well, even going to be completely useless, the illicit now I do find financing as a Christian, as I know that you our belief about where people go in that Robbie is we joked about doing a story where Robbie is no human chest, Genderbent in a big old manly bear hug for like ever pretty much since he got there and you know, there's a joyfulness, but there is a sorrow and I think for me it is like the the deaths

at me, the most are when they really good people die and leave behind the giant wholly new stiffened. Now it's great was the same me when memento replied, the old guy cakes and yes, it was like, while he's gone now,. Had a big impact on my desire to take my face seriously to those at the time really not serious you in them. He I find when people died that were important to you. It's like up so was I wake up call for me. You not just take a deep breath, stepped back and think about what your impact will be. Nuts.

And how it always is for me a take when I go. What's really all that, I'm the only thing, only two things that I have done for the kingdom of God will have any eternal value. We told done jokes on the internet and that's hampered. Yeah. It's amazing see the impact that these elements, so many people, I've seen other people- think the press secretary of the President. Whenever you think that she's on tv all the time she's at home and have some ability to control our emotions and she started to break up but she's talking about Robbie, you know and go to the next clip, Somebody once asked me: what are you going to be our first words when you see God, I said, I'm gonna be absolutely silent, because I'll be terrified at was his words first going to beat me, I'm nowhere near concerned about what I'm going to say to him. I am truly concerned

about what he is not to say to me and, if I were to hear from him the words welled up. What do you say the divine I that everyone wants for an

for there are emotionally satisfying answers as time goes by. I've lived with a lot of pain, but the broken back. I have two titanium roads about eight inches long for clamps, eight screws, bolting me down. I enjoy my back very badly. There were times at this sitting in the front seat, but a cop pulling over my face, but I had on my staring violent crime. The pain was so intense. One found how much it has stopped me to depend on him every day to sustain neither two things. I need this lifestyle, a strong back and strong vocal cords, and I have neither- and God is shown me that in my weakness is manifested his strength and how his healing hand even came through my back after years and years of suffering. There is an emotional satisfaction when I know that there is a cross there is.

Called cavalry. There is suffering Savior. There is a relationship play. He gives me comfort, God does not concur in spite of the dock mystery of evil. He conquers through it he conquest through evil and pain and suffering and makes you the purse intended you to be here. I think a big part of robberies messages,

Just how shocking the idea is that God is that personally invested in each one of us and it's it's something it's hard to grasp, even as just culturally for us to know. We think of ourselves as accidents, the universe insignificant, and it's like it's easy for us to think that way. It's so far under the specter of thought to like to believe that God would care enough about you, just you and that you were created with a purpose. For some reason we can wrap our heads around that.

I think about someone like Robbie when he's got this message of that you will have suffering as a Christian yeah yeah, but in the end it will all be redeemed for Gaza Glory and forgets purposes new contrast that, with some of the prosperity gospel guys re whenever one of those prosperity gospel, guys, get sick or falls ill in our or dies it it always to me, it impedes their message like what you told us. We could call health and wealth and happiness, it yeah you're dead, so yeah, you know, someone like Robbie were ass, it was like the mandatory he's been breaching he says like the Anti him like him in many him link there like two different paths of indian gashes up in America, Geek with Jeez story of Jesus and hinders like Arabic as though the edges ruined, or they are becoming more cost. I always thought Hin Hin was indian. De as that vague look, we're going to sell it feels

nods, its treasury. Think of anything else just being Islamic. It does. Like this mere image thing. Those yeah, evil, twin, Yes, we already ready. We have one guy saying the least Galiano its Europe God will give us blessing, and health and wealth and happiness can claim at all and its message. That sounds so good right now, but in the if his life- and it will prevent tee. And you ve got a rabbit. Sin were suffering more pain, but will have Jesus and that's much feeling message when you actually die leave that should better legacy behind yachts. Good, I say do is if you can change the ordered now as to the testimony next, because that kind of ties in we're talking to When I was seventeen years old, I would never have dream that I'd, be standing here. The Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, some years from now talking, drovers

Steve Thousand, youth live and many on because of the age of seventeen I was on a bed of suicide. Having attempted to take my own life and gone. Whose sovereign, over the whole universe damnation, one man would come to India. Calgary Alberta. And told him to send somebody into my hospital room with a Bible, never owned one another open one, I didn't know, you told me what that, whatever for different costs, telling you the same story of Jesus. The Bible is being read to me. My mother, whose English was not that sharp and she's reading from the King James Language. So the words of Jesus, because I live

You also shoulder until this day now at the age of seventy three Fifty six years later, I stand before, and I said you why on earth a sovereign God care enough to speak to somebody come into that hospital room speak to me, you wake up and it dawns on you that you mad. God as an individual, that you never realized the dreams and the plans that he has for you and the fulfilment he can bring in and through you. The majestic name that he holds is willing in dwell you.

Yes, on an idea, I mean hardly of esteem and think that way, the God of the universes, is behind a thing like that. Somebody coming to you bringing you that message reaching out to you and it's it's like its poison to our lives, to to think the opposite of that too, one significant make ourselves thinking. None of this, orchestrated, it's all meaningless and you start out alone. We have witnessed over. There were better than others, If only this orchestration of everything that happens in it's crazy and look at everyone's happy life, and you can that's amazing thing when I think of other dumb decisions? I would almost made a kick.

Ten years ago or five years ago, fifteen years ago, and I look there or are things that are even things went wrong. Look everything that kind we ve me in this direction where I am today how God works through the the bad things that happened, and even when you made a big mistake, God works to those every time, you're ready to come back. You know these next two are a

meaninglessness and he's got a lot to say on the idea of meaning in meaninglessness, so with diamond, the cancer of our time can be described in one word: meaninglessness meaningless, since he had talked on average young person today how many sexual trysts do they really want to find fulfilment? How much money in the bank do they really want to find fulfilment? The loneliest people in the world I have found have been the most indulgent ones who have come away totally empty S, chest it and said: meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain. Meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. Meaninglessness does not come from being very of pain. Meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. Sceptics often tell me that is the problem of pain that

if some from believing in God may I suggest you is a problem of pleasure that keeps me from being totally secular, been there done that tried this. It simply doesn't work. I recall when I was doing a Bible study with the Atlanta Braves when they were playing the symbols, cardinals sort of ten twelve minutes each of the chapel, and I will. Two there, and I close with this. I said to them. You know fellows, there's nothing like walking into a room and being the only one who feels a physical. I looked at you boys, muscles bulging, like watermelons on I walk in here. I'll, never forget the line of my wife. Once when I give her a nice good hug. She smiled hug me back and said you know what you have the arms of a thinking, man? I burst out laughing

she, if, yes- and she said I didn't mean it- I didn't mean that about really mean what a compliment I said I'll do my best to make these the arms of a non thinking man. So I said guys I can't talk to about baseball. You guys hit aboard long before. I know it's even come some our donor countries too, but that is what I want to talk to about how to live your life on the road, because I probably live that longer than any one of you. In front of me, they leaned forward and started to lessen one of the most notable players from one of the teams. Multi million dollar contract walks up towards me and he puts his hand on the back of my neck likeness

and then puts his head on my shoulder and starts to sob and my travel assistant, knowing it was a very precious moment from just walked away into the distance, and he looked at me and he said Robbie I have more money than I ever taught at half, but I want to tell you have lost everything of real value in my life. I wish I replied. The principles should give us today long before are we on the highway tube abandonment, with pleasure, without principle pleasure without boundaries? Think about it, I think about it. You can't have everything, meaning lawlessness is the play of an average university student around the globe. Today I could find better ways to make a living than what I'm doing, but this calling this a conviction- and I will tell you- I have seen- lives, transformed of taken that path, and

and away from complete hedonistic, bots to a life that builds its moral boundaries, the revelation of God himself here we women, a culture that seeks meaning and in pleasure, seeks meaning outside of ourselves. And never Dawns understood, the meaning is already right there inside of us that we are the meaning God made us to be meaningfully and and it's the hardest thing to two by two buy into. I mean like to choose not to go down all the pleasure paths that there are offered to in this life,

requires I'm, you know how I chose not to go in, and every single one of its like a Saint Augustine said in our hearts are restless until we find arrest in you and insists that always our fields like whenever agate stressed her anxious and I pulled away and try and whatever it's like this, we'll make me happy that will make me happy it just doesn't there's a meaning in Christ. Yeah, listen, a thing that who is amazing about Robbie Saccharine is he could have been an televangelist prosperity, gospel, I don't know how you live, that I've no idea, I never been this house renting or I don't know if he's got a hot tub in every room or any like that, but just have a gesture. He has his own personal duster like that that that will be on the

then he Benny him. As a gesture. We found out just a lotta Marianne who dusts we get the behind the scenes school. A man, duster, Inorganic Destr mail does so fair Emmy comes office and every I've talked to Madame, very real that I'm not crying and burping. Chick fly right now You don't get that that he could have headed down all the paths of the all these pleasures and any any didn't and most people problems in his position would, as I find, every fascinating about even down the path of just kind of soaking up the admiration that you just don't get the the sense that that's why he doesn't he'll talk about then somebody's other club soda will do some of these in the subscriber portion to or how we're going to do this. But We could do a let's do one more of these here and we can do the other ones in the trap of fortune,

There is another one on meannesses right when he says. I've has absolutely no meaning is like a twig. Flowing on the sea of nothingness or something you ask him if that definition is meaningful. If this statement is meaningful, you see it is. What possible to debunk, meaning while making a meaningful statement about life itself. I said to a student at the university of for the Philippines in Manila, who stood At the end of one of my talk and shouted out and said, ah everything in life is meaningless. Did you don't believe that he said I do? I said? No, you don't. He said so do. I said you you should hear you do tell me, I don't, I said, stand I say again he's had everything in life. If is meaningless. I said eyes whom that you assume that, once you just said was meaningful and if what you

no said was meaningful than everything is not meaningless. On the other hand, in everything is meaningless than what you just said is meaningless. Do you basically said nothing? You can sit down. You hate you hate to. Do you hate me, do that Jim you hate to do that because you're not trying to what somebody down, but a man of ghouls intellectual capacity spending all of his life at one of the most prestigious universities in the world. Wildlife is meaningless. This tells you of what is this all about them? Why do I have Why do I have to make sense? Then? If you does, he asked me to defend. Christianity in life is meaningless. Why should informal something very meaningful, the well over that is, that is totally like. A bench appear own yeah, but then, after is like

you hate to do that. I don't let the people that I hate to see you. I hate to see what a great sense of humour to now a bat an end just that amidst so clear, and it makes so much sense. You know you think about it. Just a statement life is meaningless. Is attempting to be a meaningful statement? You can't you can't say it. You know, there's nothing! You just said life is meaningless. Self cancel itself out only a Sith deals in absolutes, even your star wars, and he got the franchise. You haven't been coming indoctrinated, so yeah. I think we lost a good one. I've never been we'd, be the scene of it. Discussion about Heaven sent I haven't really I mean Every kind of just says: yeah we'll see him again in Heaven. I don't know how it works. We remember each other that we recognize each other.

Same works better if the works. The whale either will say then I'll get to have major animal conversation with rubies outcry at some point for now you're gonna everybody has to do. Will after I've done crying for the next three weeks we all it's a little better and we had a big empty hold to fill in robins gone yet during a hog, hug, Chesterton and Robbie from the rest of us. When you get seen Chesterton The last century is shut her than I quit How can we got all eternity in here, but he's gonna? U turn How can we try to get away from you just sit around here? I can do the I know happens, gonna be like some star wars. Reverence ass. He spoke. He no longer look to them like a lion, but the things that begin to happen. If that were so great and beautiful, but I cannot read them and

this is the end of all the stories and we can most truly say that they all lived happily ever after Then it was only the beginning of the real story, all their life, in this world and all their adventures and Narnia had only been the cover and the tart the title page. Now at last they were begin chapter, one of the great story which no one on earth has read which goes on forever, in which every chapter is better than the one before revelation, seven's revelation twenty two Can you do that with our crime and are ready to make its recent visit the crying and episodes I wanted to try to cry to till I could appear human, but I'm just a bunch of photos and even suit us we're about to finance their again to her hate mail them It's always sorry the comment I felt pad for you when he read wrote this

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