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Social Distancing, Stimulus, And Chasing Your Hat

2020-03-25 | 🔗

This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/25/2020.

In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week’s big stories like quiverfull families running afoul of social distancing rules, Dems and Republicans debating how much imaginary money to spend stimulating the economy, and Trump taking advantage of Disneyland being empty by going on every ride. Kyle and Ethan talk about stuff that’s good and inform the listeners how to chase your hat with a life lesson from GK Chesterton.

In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discuss the news media being so biased that it makes normal people defend Trump who otherwise wouldn’t and how Tulsi Gabbard has been absorbed into the Borg collective and forced to support Joe Biden.

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Show Outline

Introduction - Ethan is the Samwise to Kyle’s Frodo, the government is chasing us to enforce social distancing, and Kyle got to go to a mountain cabin in a winter wonderland.

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Stuff That’s Good - Kyle and Ethan talk about stuff they are excited about in a new segment where they talk about stuff th at is good.

Story 1 -  Duggar Family Found In Violation Of Ban On Large Gatherings

Story 2 - Investigation Reveals Trump Caused Mass Hysteria So He Could Go On All The Rides At Disneyland With No Lines

Story 3 - Dems Worried Stimulus Bill Would Stimulate Economy

  • Democrats under Nancy Pelosi’s leadership shut down a bipartisan Senate bill that would ostensibly go to helping the people and companies shut down by the virus and government mandates

  • We discuss a list of all the things both sides are trying to cram into the bill no doubt.

Topic of the Week - G.K. Chesterton On Running After Your Hat- How to have a sense of humor amidst tough circumstances and annoyances. Viewing things rightly.

  • The right way to view things -- to find objective truth and meaning in the chaos

  • Having the right perspective amid annoyance and inconvenience

  • This is far from the worst thing to ever happen to humanity

  • Just say, “I’m just chasing my hat” in your daily life!

Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback -  We are told that we need a calvinist on staff again...

Paid-subscriber portion (Starts at 01:07:48)

Story 1 - 'Joe Biden Is The Best Choice For Our Nation,' Chants Tulsi Gabbard After DNC Completes Assimilation Process

  • Tulsi Gabbard was anti-establishment until she wasn’t. She was anti-war anti-interventionism and now she’s telling people to vote for Iraq war supporting Joe Biden.

  • We remember when Ron Paul told everyone to go vote for a third party candidate. Any of them. 

Story 2 - Trump Says, 'I Don't Want Any Americans To Die', NYT Quotes As 'I... Want... Americans To Die'

  • The latest example of fake news. The New York Times changes its headline three times to make the Democrats look better in the relief bill obstruction. Went from “Democrats Block…” to “Partisan Divide…”

  • Trump press conferences where reporters take him out of context to make the virus response super partisan and political and try to paint him in the worst light. “The virus is a hoax” “Trump is attacking the press.” “Trump didn’t plan ahead or order supplies in time.” “Trump’s response is delayed” “Trump disbanded the pandemic response team” “Trump cut funding to the CDC”, etc... Trump tweeted out this fact check.

  • WaPo reporter apologized and deleted the tweet which made it sound like Trump was calling the virus a “hoax.”

  • Trump was saying two medicines taken together might prove to be of help for those suffering from the virus, but they’re still looking into it.  NBC/Bloomberg ran a story about how if you take two grams of the substance, it will kill you. That would be like 4X the dosage though. A couple drank aquarium tank cleaner and reporters tried to blame Trump.

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In a world of fake news. This is news. You can trust washing our hands of responsibility while pointing the finger at those other guys, you're listening to the Babylon Bee, with your hosts file, man and ease the nickel in the land of more door where the shadows lie from that land we come to you now and I am Frodo bands- and this is my loyal companion, symbolise Gambie. I guess it get to reduce and understand these references. Sorry, this trend to trigger you read Lord of the rings. I read it out: I have said I am rather third books denies it again well, we're not mortar, but we are in somewhere similar witches Kaliko, We d resemble maybe three hollowing: they can dressed up as Frodo fun when I have to say we have to save our beards
and I really do they go on my hair go out and I shaved my beard. I look a lot like of the Rome statute, compared with one another. Wait difference here you know, you're twice the man than I am SAM, really was twice the man first true some time yeah, being being the heavier guy, gives you the bigger hearten, most I've seen him since character you he resisted the rich. Clearly true, I wasn't making await reference, but yeah sure sure, we could talk about Frodo and SAM all day so or move on, so that I cast where we were. You get to hang out behind the scenes with Babylon be writers, which is something that, kind of people want to do apparently for some, now those come partly. What inspired it? Like anything mean Kyler thought that we have got to people. People really want to talk to him after we're horrible a conversation? I think in general. I am but
I'm I'm better conversation with people. I don't know, but we have no that's why? accepting its. Why I take well the pod casting as I like, knowing how to time we're we're in talk about I like talk about things that were by physical, really trying to get to the bottom of when it's just like talking, so your meeting, silence so quiet and so, like? I just don't, know nothin. If your meeting some new for the first time do underlying. Do you want to arrange topic of conversation had a time yet, unlike deceive, you know, there's some topics. I have some thoughts on perfect like we need this event, I mean Versu talk, whereas I hate you believe in God. Let's talk about that No, you got here for an hour outlaws. Oh yeah we are, we are currently shelter at shelter in place, order by order Governor Newsome, Actually, we are not we're supposed to be hiding in her house right now. I think this is an essential business. The YAP people laugh central, four meters, put food on the table,
bizarre also that essential, nine, maybe most of them essential. It's like its essential to me. Phase, my billions rohingya certain other something kind of crazy but actually the day that they ordered thee. Children, place thing I took off and when HU, a cabin in the Woods series super So we were worried about Canada's comprising the cabin counts as your home and variety or size narrowly. That was my parents cabin, so its kind like really ever Hearst em like if they pull us over the zoo. What we do, You know we didn't know when you gave this order, how my how enforced It's going be a you and roadblocks I get her tell maybe our terms that eventually Andrea discuss, but it basically What are they doing gallic their thing? My wife is a start, is packed. I don't think about. Your people was packed cause everyone go assumed horsemen not about yet we better go stock up, so
I went to home depots like loaded the people. Every stone home home projects that I did not sign. Backards I'm tired and got pain in my hands and I started to pay. Then the walls assumes Did you write just search painting in, you you're involved. She Does things yes,. Aye, but eventually I will have to be in love. Ok at some point, they'll be able to finish it and then it'll be his hand. Okay- and I were going to finish this and then I'll have to go. Essentially being our wives different. My life could not stand a thing of finnish like it every day. That is not done. It's a deeper chasm between us. Although I think your wife, you said your wife like started, take this whole thing seriously. Like I don't know a day or two ago, she was starting to get freaked out by something she's moon way more serious better than I have to you that I'm, the medical communities, nurse and she's watching she's hearing kind of the morning,
coming out what how it could affect her. The talking about new with the military has put together, you know additional medical facilities, forcing nurses to come out of retirement to work. Just all all the other contingencies they could come up in a real medical emergency the shortage of the masks? You know one thing zeal freaky than and they re saying like if you work for us, you have to treat patients even if you know have protected gear letter my wife's type one diabetic sets even makes the everything LE scarier casino. Everything messes with here dilemma is when you type one diabetics, any irregularities. Life is struggling with a smile so I do not mean that system and those it realities that are in my life right now. So it's it's interesting. It hitting us like that, and re now stop. It could Then you know, I know that her, where she working in the hospital is closing down soon, so she could be
in called into other, whether focusing they just got there first actual confirm case of crony virus, and I ask you yesterday: it's here It's here now, she's gonna sake as my wife, it was similar were just you know. She was fine, you wanted to go out and then genetic was yesterday. She's like this serious we're staying home that day in Hydra, yeah yeah, something as you something, as you see more and more thing shut down. You see the streets empty seal that that stuff you start to taken seriously, taking, I think, seriously so I think I'm doing my opposite I really want to get around and do much. They can't, as I feel that the present I just don't think we can survive too. Long shut down like uninsured. I think I'd like to three weeks from now, every four weeks from now. Maybe you know, even It's like government still time Will you stay home for another month or two have to run it ethic of revolution. Will re I'll go out and buy? A pizza aims
I don't know about revolution, but I definitely think there's gonna be civil disobedience right we're people has gone gonna open my business because here and what sick? What are they going to shut down every business in item some? Who knows we'll see, reintegrate chauffeur emulated. Yes, we do. Because the we talk wearing retard I'm in trouble last year We know we got into the Kronos. Conversation is completely planned out. Unstructured again, perfect, you don't. You worry scared. We did want to mention for our subscribers that we have a new feature coming out. We are introducing doubt premium articles where We do a little behind the scenes a little of previous. The things that are coming up We also adding comments to those, and I comment, I think the comments are coming up for all articles if I'm right and that they should be up by the time this Pike S come there. Severe subscriber you get your you'll get access to an exclusive comments. Section x is common an exclusive behind the scenes by posts, and so we had more so
there's a few things up now and if the common section, a complete and total disaster. I reserve the right What about who right off so be nice? we assume they will be they paid for it. I find I've been on a couple of forums in my life like video game forms. We are you actually pay for them. You may you pay for buxom other ten bucks a year like not even much and even just a little rational of, like I'm, paying you be here, makes uniform so much better than the public that's what YE harmony Org long, cuz expensive so what are you gonna make sent on there? Did you know you don't find you see all meat can only Mary rich? people that can afford Yemeni right well. On this point We cover the stories of the weaken that we discuss the topic and we also have hate me on its glorious Cecily. Let's do it but now this week's edition of Stuff- that's good, oh yeah,
we have a new thing, we're do what was we have a new segment and it's cool stuff, that's good and its where we talk about this either we recommend something that we like meat in and even sat down and brainstorm for two hours yesterday, what we should call the segment and we came up with stuff- that's many many many circles you try to go religious with it finally decided on. And just to be clear, this is not what I'm making like Christian, this stuff it or even richer, walk with Jesus and as the per missing yeah. This is like we know that God loves us and wants to be happy because he gave us this cool thing to play with whether its book movie videogame yeah, but it's not the gas supply when they visited the gospel eyes, diversion thing redeem. Things for the gospel or anything. So I really would like we're. Each choosing to give a free, add something.
We have advanced kinder because we're GAD pricing are being paid. So just means it's just good right. And pay no attention to the car that the company gives us when we advertised now. This is entirely of our own volition. So the thing that want to plug this week. Is a new video game called doom eternal, sounds satanic Well, yes, didn't Satan's actual plan and I've been very excited because I was excited for to video games this year. Do matter No one half live Alex and they both came out this week in half life Alex. Yes, that's his name. So half life is the video game. Siri smoker Alex is a character in the game, Edison her story of the girl ale. Why acts This is our that there's a deeper the why in Alex at me, this woman I've met. Women Alex's with me took a minor schoeffer Alexandria
so you I'm not, I'm not like him. Go on talking about. Do maternal and others no worn for the home schoolers and the christian families, it's very while very, very vital, but people die or just know it It's basically just demons, and so that's what I never really like. The gains are super violent with humans and is like your shooting people in the head I almost more bugbear like war games, replaying an actual war out new. Actually shooting in these relate is weird. You know you're playing an actual war that actually happen. People are died in this is worse in life and I'm supposed to be getting entertainment value up. Yeah, that's really reduce actually like it more minutes way over the top violence against aliens or something. Were warned that there's that element any novices like demonic, but it's the fake, like how Hollywood ized version of demons its demonic, but whatever it's just yet its basis. They like supernatural do the in terms of their demon ology, but Yemen killing the demons, you not letting you can the machine gun, so
anyway, it's a game and if you pc gate, it's obviously best on pc, but you know systems also to great game, so I recommended highly acts. What I've been enjoying this weekend, Serving MRS Lecoq, I must focus had broken some better, but it's a guilty pleasure, but I watched the new series the Tiger. King on network, I saw that pop up obvious you're down is insane. I finished it documentary, the documentary about these guys. That are the kind of competing Eiger razors? They raise they. What hundreds of tigers have not thousand an cup one of many least over a thousand animals than the obvious independent zoos theirs this feud within them. My there's the one woman who claimed she's the one who's saving the TIGERS, but she has pretty much the same kind of facility as the rest of them when she's trying to get the other one shut down and there. Is gaining Joe exotic, he's gotta get crazy model in these cases, gay guy. Like he's really flashy and strange and he tries, for president
It's a bizarre there's, a weird cold like thing following one of these guys got many while or multiple wives and is weird world of these very strange people, and so for warning us is an adult programme, is so heavy filter for that. But if you like, shows about very interesting bizarre characters. The tiger King Anko, like When I left the soldier something one of those limited security, but it has entered hating right that it we did it softly like stuff, it's good stuff, the we kept changing stuff. We like it. I think it's good stuff, it's good! Order, then is this has been stuff. That is good and we have signed by four that this has been stuff. That's good perfect,
this has been stuff. That's good, our This time to move on to stories of the way Every week stories these are some of them Duggar, for only found in violation of ban on large gatherings How big is the dagger family? You not? I guess I should have looked at- before he did this new show ha. They hardly What this shows called nineteen kids and counting with Serbia means adding the name and now they're called counting on. I think, because it just up county another shows just called oh, it's called, etc. The now quite sure how many kids and counting they have kids all over the house. They totally forgotten about. So I have for kids. The last thing I want in that house, on top for kids, is a camera crew. That is weird. I don't know how they did it Make that instantly makes me doubt the sanity, these people
because the end make a show like this, usually unless you already known like it, does happen, then they come to your door and the like. We will pay you this an ungodly amount of money to come in your home, The pay off is an immediate, usually, usually it's like you know you coming, show together, cyclists, beginning for show others do. Let's make yes come over the pilot, a lot of stuff like there's lot of sand based on the beginning. I'm curious, like you, have a family of this many people. Bring cameras in here, like don't even know what can work out. I just can't imagine doing that my family, so I've memory do dubious about these shows where they turn their family. New tv show yeah. I judge them hard, they go now. Bird
Yes, it did that back. I judge them. I think they're like Quiverfull is the movement where you supposed to have as many kids as possible and say yeah. I don't even have a quiver, so I don't know where to put them on I assume quivered liquor, put arrows and that's what I guess, but yeah. You know so. Obviously they don't do like her. Then they don't block the thing that would let kids have however, an and she's like like what? What's that yeah, so she's? This goes home school like description, but she block. The thing suggesting, I think, she's pregnant again to the minor guard. She just had another baby you're like the matriarch one near like the old
You gotta be grandma. Every Michel Duggar Can I add another names, my wife lasted some Jimbo, and Michel, Jim Bob? It's just a great name. Now and my wife, my way followed them all and Instagram Twitter. She knows all their we gotta show. Turning Anna Duggar retweeted are article article. She shared article, which was great because, obviously which to be grouping in what lesson or some had another depends on where ragged some people said CDC ended up, saying TAT, I think in some, unlike some families, hypocritical the weird thing is: I'm have you guys, I'm less in violation and I with my family, wise and a bet advising the more legal right now that it has been my home more exactly right. Right So what are some other reality? Tv shows you ve gotten into in the past. I don't get into my wife. I only walks them to spend because. Otherwise might mean my wife would not get hardly any time together. Another busy I'm busy days, you know,
so many of them are like watching a train wreck. It's like that kind of pleasure. Yeah you just like, watch somebody else's. Listen, you get pleasure from watching trains crash yeah. Absolutely buggy compilation dying iron according to blow. Maybe it's like a sick kids like one can't look away. I pleasure yeah, it's very pleasurable, yeah, I'm not coming at the success I am describing hoarders I'm picking on Yo Yo Yo. My lifeless word, I don't you know we're gonna do it, but I watched a few episode and you get that like can't look away element there is that going to take exact same episode, every episode like they have a paint by number. So just fill in all you know if a conflict moment have a come to Jesus moment, yeah they have, they gotta get to give a fight between them in a family member. At some point- and I expect all that is like a hundred percent staged- he at least to some extent,
are they had their poking around? They just know that they need to fill each of these plot points then when they know- and they haven't episode which is eminently when I wrote ACT Cup. I knew I needed to get certain platform. Out of Mount overran story, so ahead is get him to play in that direction. It works the same way. You were dealings, people who have the minds these mind of populism. Five year, some some and he just. Prodding in around in programming product women get indifferent things during their life. Like the schedule, a boring, we should call the them there. Soon episodes were like the air Common services like show up like the government, shows up to shut down. You know they called them like the show called them because of the amount of drama that would add like well, but it turn this guy on the other or the person the horrider isn't getting all riled up here and there like, while one throw away some over China or something
find the item, and then they go to hey you changes got thrown over. That's my pig doesn't load upset you earlier. I'm not a huge reality. Being I don't like out solved scripted and very Faye ass philosophic ethics. Ninety day, fiance, yours, he now now. What's the deal like giving it like they get engaged to. Somebody like they meet him online, so they mean person for the first time in the show, follows them the whole time and they have ninety days did the same thing and get married the whole then which country they're gonna, move to seize. People like that First online in ninety days, going to decide if they leave their family and their culture and everything behind mood to different countries. And get married in their doing the whole thing on a reality, tv show so sad, why would a sort of awaited start, your marriage off that's crazy It is mostly the train wreck. You imagine,
some of them do seem to stay together. My love. Is there some like legally binding thing that they have to stay with this person? If they are already on the show now, there's ones or its obvious that smooth one part the drama people like about it is like you'll have like the the hideous obese white woman in this, like sexy black guy from Jamaica's like shaken up other everyone framers, like he's just trying to get here, you live in America is gonna divorce. You see you married him noise bugs me as when you know that they present is false. Choice, because it has to have that game show like feeling at the end, were they decided on this thing, meaning they do that on the on those like how saunter those I hear, the three homes you're, looking, which one will you pick framework each way, but it actually heard that, like when shows film. They ve already bought their house. How are they're already living in, and then we just go like random friends houses, clear amount like walk through my neck, like their home shopping,
I do not those nominated shows, I understand the least my foxes tunnel them a reality. You sound like a great concept like you'd call someone around and see what there, but it's just a b and you have to have drama narrative, so gentle it ends up being faker than a script issue. In some ways Well, that's the Douglas and sorry that the Douglas got arrested or whatever they did, my one guy, no knowledge! now that we are not in reality, no an article which is real satire knots out. Yet investigation reveals Trump caused mass hysteria, so go on all the ride, the Disneyland with no lines We had the trunk. A way of my best Trump being right impression when writers puts this like two weeks ago and I never. Do you think of it, and then it
like pop into my head and like that idea. But the Holy Spirit mind you. I just have this image of Trump going in the matter. Horn like and it worked ants. Are they give photoshop them on the Teacup Yosemite cutters? It was nice, as there was pictures of the Teak Disneyland rights totally empty because they are from Laura. Check out Disneyland with nobody in the rioters crazy because, because of the cause of the virus here well, that's very sad for me does know I'm being closed. Kids once a week or winter only once a week, maybe twice sometimes here that I haven't noticed, has not affected me- are poised to hang out his creed. I was just thinking about it we are place to hang out his creed. I was just thinking about it at three weeks ago at a boardgame game convention that have fifteen hundred people. Do cigar was Disneyland,
when we can go at the stake, my family out to dinner, and now it's like just everything is dead and stuff. How fast it happened is insane to me I guess I've noticed as much as an answer to spend a home, only thing I did do as I went that nor Mcdonald Stanhope Comedy show at which would be cancelled now right, it is because I did I sign up for a second one, because I loved no one going against or postpone allowing I canceled yeah. I cost a lot of that show. I felt really ban. Did he started including labour? Some he's like pure corona virus, jokes them back there in your eye, and you might have had the colonel you now. That's it we're all wondering ray we're hack and for a few weeks that we have had this sickness. They went through it and if you got it, damn dotted, I may very mildly. Every my family got it and is pretty close to the a virus, so nobody at a sore throat or fever, but I deaf, like one as breeders like really really chunky.
Younger change advertisement thrown over none of us now with real meat breathing under present genuine flim. Do you want creamy or chunky Yeah, I don't know in the sad thing about me for that norm. Macdonald shows that, like two days later, he sent me a message and said that wanted to actually meet me They can message it before. I went and told him I he never as answered a message from me ever so his inbox, is just like a hundred men. I assume I really like there's, like fear for I've sent any further. Is thank for following make heavenly Father inevitableness like Iranian, the bet about podcast, we are promoting a new book or something a meal. I was I had those that never even had the little checkmark mark showed he'd seen them. So I given but I hope and I sat one morning when I go to the show- I said: hey I'm
the show to say no today through his after the show. I get the message from saying: oh, did you go? I would love to meet you, so I sign for another one desperate. Suddenly You can just google as address. Actually I did sign a bad sign for the other show before he said. That knows just to be because me cured, Cure Davis, who has been on the show caps enemy, others tips about nor down like it here two shows go to the first. Would never the second one she's a huge fan, so We kept talking about him, and so we should go together. We shall deliver Doubleday. So where do we? gonna do it and then the krona virus ruined care. Few corona virus. We we're ok, you causing Disneyland. We were ok with, you should know the economy, but the normal doll show then Mcdonald double date that really do far too far too far. Corona virus, alright, let's see what an extortion You democratic
worried stimulus bill would stimulate the economy is concerned. Complete and total disaster I don't know much about the stimuli stimulus thing. I can say at the outset that I look another aggressors. Slush funds. The story it was gone around yesterday was all of these, writers in such that Democrats are attaching all these other proposals that they had tried to get through and fail, and they were attaching them all to the stimulus bill now things lives. We need make sure that there are Of minority own banks in the solar panels and and we're panels, and we have to put more restrictions on airline fuel yet again the stimulus package, and what is that doing and it's very similar to the like when they now the green new deal, and it's like we want to combat climate change, Now we I end to combat climate change. It just so happens that all of our wish.
In all of our economic plans will have to be attached to them. Climate had seen like some other complaints from the left. Are that, like a lot of the stimulus, stuff benefits, the rich sure the corporation, the corporations in the business is more than the workers. Then I would assume when they say that what they really mean by that is, it's like they have to end or prayed all of our regulation, stuff, has never mind their benefiting those workers with the writer like, always work, If anything they do they have like there. You know you don't get on board our fighting racism, then you're, racists and right now. I just think that you really screwing up worse, yet this any longer, the very specific and that's out of those economy over time. I don't know why I'm by support working people, I just think that year, screwed up at your ideas are terrible yeah and then the other criticism was the slush thing. They said that there was one five hundred billion dollars that didn't have much recurrent costs that messages
yeah. I didn't want ice and some slave, maybe some sugar, some flavoured surf, and let's slushy, we have it. You know, but slushy in its purest form, is slush slushy, is just processed slow, issued and taken. This is further. Stupid is doubtless the you started out, know, there's jokes raised you hit it Second, and so, damn you jump, but we have kept our maybe just don't hit me as our innovation them. Apologies to listeners. So what are some more things that they might have tried to criminal the bill where we have a list here. A lot of things that they did try to crimes are ones that try to german here. So it is rapidly the preparations for transgender native Americans impacted by climate change. Military aid to enter. I'm a closet says that they can freely kick trump and the growing. Without consequence,
whenever they were walking down the hall and secret service to stand there is that this I didn't get. A good decision can play, Democrats demand provision that trample get no credit. If the economy is saved it will cover transgender aunt surgery in all female remake of the princess bride. That would be so. Would you call that I guess he gets to call the princess bribe? I guess so. Is her bright. They would come up with some points in the title or sun somethin, whatever the sis, Joe Biden insisted that it have a big chunk of funding and therefore a bunch wigs made out of real women's here. Snuck there there is negative. At the last second see
funding for a species reassignment surgery for furries interesting, so you don't want to be a human could be a fox had an area they like foxes like that's very could be they never like furries, never like that. I'm a termite, sir maggots sir lights on a further like the fury of the fur there's free bugs Pritchard irksome for it is, The blue Harry stuff, on there there's refer either and whom I had a friend is a fairy that was an elk very sick for for where I am from, like l, curly popular exist liked or in coastline. He is weird cause is willing to elk furry. Slovakia is human, might look and elk drawings, anatomically correct anyway, sorry for the whole scholars furries. Are you not done there. You don't wanna, know yeah, just don't just didn't like this but you don't know if they are listening to the bill. Was solar powered marijuana farms also
so I think there is actually some of the right wing people, people who need some things. The Republicans he had to seek an air fifteen for every man, woman and child, a bolts, has tried to put a clause into the bill that The other side would get thrown until July, but it just cancel each other out and so. They had school abortion classes while shameless I usually like satire Ethan right that, but this time you ve gone too far. Our school lunches will be replaced with Mcdonald's catering may trump, maybe try through arbitrary. Get that in there this preacher, diabetes, research, who's who man who put that in and are now. Let me know either it's it's all that sweet tee is what it is.
Here drink like a hundred and twenty eight oz, arbitrary everyday. there's a cause in there, that Donald Trump has to legally changes named Trump owned. Every time he says that he owned draw drunk Why is drunk or worse word than Trump. Who started. Wasn't that Stephen Colbert something somebody started area so knows Oliver tunnel overdone over there. He started that he he was saying as this is a family change, their name from drove to Trump, and then it's like everything. Its lack of hard drugs drums. That's the other, never comes. National Rights Trading programme. So you can traded in and get what we like. Some money like like a happy militarism, tax credit, with it? Fifty billion dollars was set aside for a giant gun magnet in space.
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Into the mirror. He does the phones like with the counterfeiting and then at the last second Cassio quarters snuck in free velcro shoes to prevent accidental Schuller strangling because she is stupid. While you know Maybe if they stop playing playing games with this bill, I could have thousands of dollars into my aspect. You know said Yeah, so I guess I need ever going to get get it figured out. They got. They got to work some of these days now that they're going after just handsomely sings over cuz there's no time just do it. It's an emergency, see user. There see us, we have to deal of getting a little transgender surgery if they want to save America. If they really cared about it, they would not do it. Alright? Let's move under a topic that we do it. One reason of the way
hurriedly, some little different this week, little workmen, going off the reservation little bit here but are we all in the office? Are big fans of geeky Chesterton and We have one s: aid from Chesterton that we always go back to life, and this one really, we feel like a kind of not completely with it's really well with what's going on in most people's lives inconveniences things going wrong. Things are going, I want them to it's it's called on running after ones hat so we're. Read it and we're gonna do wherein it is like an expansive tory sermon, expostulatory reading of Chesterton insisted the three page. I say we're gonna read a bit and then expose it a bit yes, we're hoping that The ideas- and this I say not only be maybe it'll, be the first time you ve heard Chesterton or re read tat era, quoting quote red or you were reading too, but I thank our hope is that
This will do what it's done for us, as is its in its a concept from this article or this essay that we we carry around in its sister, it's a useful way to kind of the think when which is which estrogen does It's it's another reason I like this one is its very g K, Chesterton, it's a great introduction tomb visits. It is really about making some all things big in a good way. Not a bad way about its about having. I can kind of attitude very funny. It is very funny you I'll say just to preface before we start that. I did not get Chesterton for many years. I didn't get it I didn't. You know I was reading, see as losers, very easy, read and then moving to Chesterton. It's like a whole different thing. It's now not that it's actually harder to read in turn of his sentences and structure, but it's actually the way he writes the way. He said pictures, he writes around the topic, so he
in the say: here's an essay about attitude, yeah, it's about chasing your and then he tight right about that and get to the point and then start some are totally different and the often never explicitly states the point yeah sometimes rights around its enemies. He does but- and I so I feel like Chesterton to be read slowly. Added to be savoured and be discussed. That's right, yeah! That's when we get together, weekly Vienna Chesterton. We discuss it in such it's so funded discuss and it helps to process It also helps to do a little googling on some of the stuff he brings up. His almost everything you wrote was contemporary stuff was published in newspapers, so must always referring to things going on in his day. But one thing that made him great is it. He said in a language of the eternal, my key- Oh, it was always thinking. Just no wisdom is eternal. It's true. Whenever, wherever the fashions hour of the day, there are things at Be true ins and Chesterton Rove NET Perspective Alla time he wasn't. He wasn't cod
in fashions and what was called the time So that's one reason he's lasted. That means ass. They were reading from nineteen o eight, so the sings over years old agenda That is true today, as it was when he wrote it. Right on running after ones hat by g cage. Yesterday. I feel, and almost savage envy on hearing that London has been flooded in my absence, while I am, in the mere country my own battersea, it's his sir, his home town, town, my own Battersea has been. I understand, particularly favoured as a meeting of the waters. Battersea was already, as I need hardly say, the most beautiful of human localities. Now that has the additional splendor of great sheets of water. There must be something I'd incomparable in the landscape or water escape of my own romantic town their sea must be a vision of Venice, the boat that brought the meat from the butchers
must have shot along those lines of rippling silver, with strange smoothness of the candle, the greengrocer who brought cabbages to the corner of the law. Mere road must have lean. Upon the or with the unearthly grace of the gondolier. There is nothing so perfectly poetical as an island and when a distant is flooded. It becomes an archipelago. So his home town he's he's away from US hometown and he has found out that its flutter needs can jealous. That wishes use their experience, it exactly and so what we when we were talking, What to talk about this week really well we're in the middle of this pandemic. Let's rightness, let's do the one where he talks about, I was hometown, is flooded and media. Troll disaster and sing rubber here This is the last thing you would think they got terrible button in and also in adding. The point here is to say it's not terrible, but there's no there's another perspective when things are going wrong in and also that he's
I think one carve out on this- is that there's no dying in the situation, yeah and he's our and integrity notice. How Chesterton is using these poetic? descriptions of this flood people say out, the the flood is twelve feet high and it is strode many homes and businesses and his take, is its transformed, my town, into Venice, into a wonderland yet which is making a child like you, things, which is really a Chester Tonia with viewing the world total, are not contain some consider such romantic views of flood or fire slightly lacking in reality, really this romantic view of such inconveniences is quite as practical as the other. The true up MS to seize and such things and opportunity for enjoyment is quite as ethical and much more sensible than the ordinary indignant pair who sees in them an opportunity for grumbling real pain,
as in the case of being burnt Smithfield which, as we know that up. That's where their martyrs were bank around eight or nine hundred martyrs were burned. Fur their heresy, protestant reformation, the tutor tutors in England. Real pain, as in the case of being burnt, Smithfield or having to fake, is a positive thing. It can be supported but scarcely enjoyed, but after all are two stakes are the exception and ask being burnt, Smithfield and only happens to us at the very longest intervals and mode the inconveniences that make men swear or women crier, really sentimental or imaginative inconveniences things. Altogether of the mind Frances we often hear grown up people complaining of having to hang about a railway station and wait for a train. The Jupiter small boy complain of having to hang about a railway station, wait for a train. No forty to be inside a railway stations to be inside of a cavern of wonder and place of poetical pleasures.
Because to him the red light in the green light on the signal can you son in New moon? to him when the wooden arm of the signal falls down. Suddenly it is, if King had thrown down his staff. As a signal and started a shrieking tournament of trains. Some of the little boys habit in this matter They also serve who only stand and wait for the two fifteen invitations may be full of rich and fruitful, fruitful things. Many of them purple hours of my life has been passed at Clapham Junction. Which is now, I suppose, underwater. I have been there and many moods so fixed and mystical. That the water might well have come up to my waist before I noticed a particularly the case of all such annoyances. As I have said, every depends upon the emotional point of view you can safely applied.
Test almost every one of the things that are currently talked of is the typical nuisance of daily life. Well, I feel convicted, because When I have to wait for things they most impatient. Angry person, irritable. Now I am too especially traffic or whatever you know wait whenever whenever Chesterton writes about how he's out and about in he's thinking these things, I just get this hilarious image of him and will see that a couple more times here, but standing in the train station, the water comes Just as we have, you noticed, there's a lot and held up to his way he's like will look at the wandering around the tree in this city, Such a great image will be the way of looking at traffic like that. Like. We're all writing our middle monsters. Tamed mental monster had that's, that's would soon saying hurting through a where we ve, turn the land into these mean just thinking about what it takes to create a freeway right that man is defeated. Nature
To make us giant path- and we have taken me this tamed mental beasts that we're all gonna grunting behind each other's snorting, snorting smokin blinking. Eyes full of light just every engine inside is like a little universe of wonder of every car, and there are thousands of them passing you buy yeah the come the complexity of each other, machine and I'm annoyed, That's only kind of what this is about. This is when he's talking about wonder resources Hockin, who will get into it too, for instance, There is a current impression that it is and pleasant to have to run after ones hat. Why shouldn't you be unpleasant to the well ordered and pious mind now? the little, not merely because it is running in running exhaust. One the same people run much faster in games and supports this people run much more eagerly after and uninteresting little leather, a ball that they will act that then they will. After a nice, silk hat
There is an idea that it is humiliating to run after one tat people say it is humiliating. They mean that it is comic it. Certain He is comic. Man is a very common creature. I most The things he does our comic? Our comic eating, for instance, and the most comic things of all are exactly these things that are most worth doing, such as making love, a man running after hat is not half so ridiculous as a man running after a wife. So true so. It's obviously like where he gets to the part about Jason, had hat. Yeah just standing back and saying that there is so much comedy to our existence. I've incorporated this free. Isn t my everyday life and my I started to say it to but I'll eat. Of these stressed at the computer. I can't write any funny articles two dagger, no funny ideas and she's like
I shall say it. She'll say it to me like this. Remember you just chasing your hat as dislike. Aka gives in that respect too, to see how funny it is is it disability. It almost step outside of yourself and look at yourself as if you're innocent camera, especially with kids. You know, I'm totally that just like this is such a ridiculous situation. Today he meant the mundane things you are trying to get our two year old to switch. Miss crib to a bad has been man. He will not stay in it. He supporting the false seems premature. Like Larry therein like watch him too while the sleep in any way up. Supervillain gets out He wakes up by his he's found that an effective way to wake up is to put his two fingers getting. You start jabbing our eyeballs wake up the effect is you having our eyes and ears also got. This thing is where each has given attention by tapping with his full hand the ends of his fingers.
Tapping on my Adams, apples who parties like dad tat, protect them tat. If I stand That is pretty funny. That I'm in this situation, where this little creatures like dominating make us he's, found my pressure points, yet it just take. It did take such extraordinary perspective. We'll do like do that in the areas in the moment. It's not your shriek are you are you shall continue no man could, if he felt rightly in the matter so still out, chasing Hap rafters with the manliest ardor and the most A great joy, he may regard himself. The jolly huntsmen pursuing a wild animal for certainly no animal could be wilder. In fact, I mean find to believe that had hunting on windy days will be the sport of the upper classes in the future. There will be a meat of ladies and gentlemen on some high ground and a gusty morning. They'll be told the professional attendance have started a hat in such and such a thicket or whatever be the
nickel term- noticed it employment will be in the fullest degree, combine away will in the future degree combined sport with humanitarianism, the hunters, We feel that they were not inflicting pain. Nay, they would feel that they are inflicting pleasure, rich, almost riotous pleasure upon the people who are looking on. When last I saw an old gentleman running after his hat in Hyde Park. I told em a heart, so benevolent is his ought to be filled with peace, and thanks at the thought of how unaffected pleasure. His every gesture and bodily attitude were the moment giving to the crowd is what I was talking about. Picture judges, big goofball, there's guidest chase- does has its own monies. I'm runnin around Christians like actually Lily everybody's laugh in this is great. You should be. For when it is. If you remove yourself situation, think about like this world needs to laugh needs levity, and even if you
involuntarily, part of that. Your partner, yoga you're, bringing it into that when the world is. I still looks a that had a purpose to, I think, there's a price. You know the very ear you too proud, and you dont my we want a laugh. We want parliament only, thereby the joke the same point What can be applied to every other? Typical domestic worry? A gentlemen trying to get a fly out of the milk or a piece of cork out of glass of wine often imagines himself to be irritated. Let him think for a moment of the patience of anglers sitting by pools and let his soul be immediately irradiated with gratification and repose, again I have known some people are very modern views driven by their distress to the use of theology. Terms to which they attach no doctrinal significance, mere because a drawer was jammed title They could not pull it out. A friend of mine, was particularly affected in this way everyday his door. Was jammed and every
In consequence, it was something else that rhymes to it I pointed out to him that this sense of wrong was really subjective in relative addressed, entirely upon the assumption that the drawer could should and would come out easily. But if I said You picture to yourself that you are pulling against some power careful and oppressive enemy. The struggle will become merely exciting and not exasperating We had a picture tested on this for an hour, but its prey open this door screamin because words at an entity is any thing around jam. Here's what Chesterton says to emerge. That you are taking up a lifeboat out of the sea. Imagine that you are opening up a fellow creature out of an alpine crevice. Yes crevasse her horse, imagine even that you are a boy again and engaged in a tug of war between French and English shortly After saying this, I left him.
But I have no doubt at all that my words bore the best possible fruit. I have no doubt that every day of his life, he hangs onto the handle of that drawer with a flushed face and eyes bright with battle, how to read, encouraging shocks to himself and see here all round him the roar of in applauding ring Yes, I have no doubt the answer that that is what g k I'll just finish here: take it home, So I do not think that is altogether fanciful or incredible to suppose that even the floods in London may be accepted and enjoyed poetically, a beyond inconvenient seems really to have been caused by them. Convenience, as I said, is only one aspect most unimaginative an egg and accidental aspect of a really romantic situation. An adventure is only an inconvenience, rightly considered An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered, and that is a very famous Chesterton quote: I'll, read or more time.
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered The water that girdled the houses and shops of London must have anything, have only increase. Their previous witchery in wonder. Further. The roman catholic priest and the story said Wine is good with everything except water and on a similar principle. Water is good with everything except wine. You get that less. I found that loses me. We're lost their dk. If he had only stock one yeah. This whole thing: that's what What is the priest mean? Wine is good with everything except water. How adds flavour to write is good. Within a wider, just watered down Varner scares guessing no idea syndrome,
He's a thing you theories depart cast of Babylon beat up. Why I get the why I feel like if I read waters, go with everything you say why I would think like its comparing it's what year, but Spectre, because you for drinking water, you like this is great and you have a glass why, unlike all this, is even better than the waters, but it doesn't make sense with the other, the preceding one. So he figures makes my erotic If anybody understands the context of this room went off the rails of completely under police and which is common in our tested in reading. I like that rests, not surrender Wrestle it's fun to wrestle with it, so you I mean. So if you have it, that famous Chesterton quote now. You know the continents where it came from and I do think this applies more to the situation being stuck at home more than the horror handy make em. You were not sing like oh, it's just lightened jolly that there's people dying but Is this the inconvenience aspect? We are all very inconvenienced right now and.
And it is amazing to. To try to have a discipline and I'm not saying a masterpiece at all. A girl. I am of known as a grumpy guy at times my home There are my, but I, try. I try to look stand back and have that press. It's really hard stand back, never perspective, I guess the meeting I liked by this too, is that it's a little different from the air the Sunday morning message that would be a little. That would be like leaving. Buy something on hope in the midst hope in the midst of near what God is issuing. I like the aspect that the speaks to me as a comedy writer leg, to stand back and go away, you're a character in a comedy and think about how much joy Kommeni brings People in like a man in the world without it well, be part of it, its funding ho and using perspective in the moment, pointing you to our future Right S catalogue, go hope or whatever and which is a,
thing, obviously, and that is part of how we deal with this, and I think that's why you can have this kind of hope, because there's We know that there is true meaning the things we know that comedy has eternal value. We know that joy has eternal value. We believe is are anchored in objective things and it's not just some in oil. I'm going to make the most of it just because you know something if you didn't have that grounding in objective truth. You will be able to maintain this kind of perspective, or at least not consistently very well said, sir. Thank you. I wrote that I submitted at the known but yeah. It's interesting. I ain't uneven aside from the corona virus thing just more time. Those I just at work I mean the ministration. You feel. Because we are living in a fallen world where work, your work is frustrated By sin, and just being unpaid Given being lazy in, I think just I'm trying to deal with all that stuff everyday in cracking up at, like all the goofy
obstacles to just get something simple done it. It's funny. You know when you, when you stepped back and think about it,. Yeah Watergate, waited a feat, something that seal it fiendish laugh in a moment. The grumbling up here, local crazy, but who cares anything just I like how he recognises that this advice is not gonna be received well backing, as sarcastic thing. Like I'm sure my friend was very premeditated. What I told him, because it's hard, fun for somebody to tell you dear inconveniences funding. I'm looking at you laughing in this great I've, I have noticed, You know this kind of encouraging to see how people are reacting to the vote. Is, in the end, the m it locked down in the car Did you see either so many means as young as a means of, and comedy that these people are retaining our human spirit in the midst citizen. That's a great gift,
Are you Lex is this kind of relate? I saw Carl Reiner very old thinking median writer actor but he said for the first time in my life I haven't, I there's nothing. I feel I can joke about it. You look at his twitter feed its no other something's going on his life? It's like he hasn't tweeted about that. I don't know about. But if you look at Trinity, it's pure trump, like you just so upset about Trump and all things going on like he says I can't Chopin and he were has been used by people in the worse situations in the world and if you read Viktor Frankl, he talks about the amount of joking that went on in the concentration camps. People are truly suffering was a necessity for survival. Your jokes- and I I think guy, like Carl Reiner Curacy just takes us also seriously. He can't joke near adding that suggestion hears talking amount is, I don't think it's almost like it? It
it is a sign of great privilege of you- can take yourself that seriously it never joke. Yet, Then a lot like the it seems like the left has become so religious and zealous in their position that they kind of. Stifle comedy. I wanted in the obviously, and then also on the right people who are like anybody takes in cells to seriously evil ordinary around possess? That's why we had all the hate mail from like the trumpets, our God or whatever, and we ask the hidden from the other side and how dare you make fun of progressive values as it can That's where the middle, the best place for comedy right here, right now or in the side the new sneering jerk from the sidelines laughing and everybody that's what would we are? That's what we do theirs, there's gonna be a new sport in the future, where people choose their hats and we're in this area laughing or what Do you love that idea?
Spell game. Whenever they just chasing a hat in the wind, there needs to be a drawer opening the keep texting me trying to pry open the door at Olympic of it, and we can all sit there and he's locked in car. Well, biggest there's take some perspective to say this is far from the worst thing that will ever happened to humanity. To stand back and look at yourself as a character in comedy more often than you give your life isn't always that year in taken, or Lord of the rings, yon always a hero names, The canoe, really, I'm always looked in order that always Frodo in someone Strasbourg from the movies ceramic relief character I do feel that examining up here, so you go too far, far from the working ever happen and we gotta ticket and stride? question also talked about how he did He did mention real pain and real suffering. Dartmouth too thick and the burning at the state In its thing was he didn't say he didn't say
suffering doesn't exist. That's what's unique about the christian world. You is. It acknowledges the reality of suffering. But it also acknowledges that suffering is temporary and that's it. Certain said there was yes, there are two things ass burning of the state But these come very far between few and far. Between remember when he said that pain, Real pain, as in the case of being burnt Smithfield are having to think is a positive thing. I thought I was lost and thought he said- was. It can be supported, but scarcely enjoyed at things. That was a positive thing night is read it. I read a word for word. No, you said support debate and he doesn't say positive, pain, as in the case of being burnt as they feel they haven't. You think, is a positive thing. It's ours positive, he says buzz. You can be supported, scarcely enjoyed. Talking about the indignant rate pair? Who see, who only sees things is an opportunity for grumbling
So I guess he's saying that men really hain their, maybe maybe of your being burnt Smithfield. You have the right to grumble, though hissing yeah if he means positive in the sense of that we would say, pause yet happy, not silly. I think it just means it's like a real, real. Ok, it's a positive factor that makes sense its real. It's a gotcha, its objective in real it can be, supported. Ok yeah can be like the the pain attitude neglect. The feeling of pain can be supported with scarce enjoyed after our teeth to, thanks are the exception and as for being burnt, Smithfield yards is. Weapons in the longest intervals, sets clear positive characterized by the presence or possession of features, rather than absence like the opposite of negative withers, avoid positive something that exists gotcha, So are we learn register them we learn. Were you knew that already we learn how to
are things we want to Siberia. That's just great of you enjoy this at all. Let us now we could do more stuff, like this through talking about, may be doing some bonus content for subscribers or reduce some of these readings from time to time, and I we think virtue, Chester, Tony and virtual, just geronium. So if you were making loosen Louis here and there and his mother you some favorite theologians Cimarron saw for the main topic it got essaying. We again read Lord of the rings, the entire. We the whole thing I would be down. We could do rift tracts of level alone archipelago archipelago, say you argue, elegance gulag, gulag archipelago. I have Look I bought it when I need that they don't have it on. No supplementary, can read it. They don't they're gonna, have a new and come out with Jordan Petersen. Writing the intro thinks there waiting for that. Are to so. We encourage our listeners one year encountering frustrations and inconveniences just say.
I'm chasing after my heard two ho jolly good. Ah yes, it's time for that hate mail. You owe me waiting for this island. And this one for anybody who listen all the way up to here. You can adjust skimmed. You gonna just skipped here that there is a feature as well kids. Can you skip assume you can skip forwarding, arriving and find it really? just a guess around forty five minutes, maybe depending on the episode fifty men using around area. Dear Babylon, be when the bees started. It pointed out the hypocrisy of the world, so we could properly laugh at the foolishness of sin and the stupidity that floats around claiming to be Christianity, I will say to hate: mail is very articulate, so very thoughtful ya know capital letters, punctuate population in the right place,
It was done reverently carefully and vicious for the truth. I feel you lost your socks work we offered us now. Joke about her and the political filler has just becomes stupid. I don't see the reference that was there before you calvinist on staff again get back to the gospel. Contra London, that, like their code name, against the world. Maybe tremendous Moore, that's not an immensely another. Signing up, I'm just getting out Contra random here what is Monday me means near defying everyone. I mean in a lot of ways I feel em totally legit myriad opinion. Legit feedback I mean
think, there's the shift of it wasn't the b was network was at one point, not political assist the shift. A lot of the shift happen, because the fan base the foundation to shifted and the particles that are political got so much more sharing and it became way more bread and butter. I mean don't get shares on, we start doing little doom. We did more christian jokes yesterday and political jokes. Since you are that's where the date in Gaza, so nobody shared as it is. The first is what it is. The only reason I wanted to do this is a balanced because of the delay when I was just the logic criticism like sure. That's! Finally, I can accept you know feedback, and then you need a communist and Staffing How many of us are going? I'm I'm not an avowed Calvinists yeah, I'm like a I'm kind of the middle rotor. I don't know how to I just don't get how you can like argue within the ITALY's your socks because there are Harcourt Emerald.
I'm a communist, but I'm a contrary, so violent in the midst of a magic calmness. I'm gonna argue with them The losers are because there are hard core and unrolling using. I'm gonna lose myself. It's only someone who just goes nuts totally, ass, the sauce on Oliver and Dan, I think, would be five point. Countenances straight up to a stern, a tulip make it all the way hardcore Adam, obviously still Cardona be countenanced. Calvinist That's an armenian, so ok, maybe set certain about because he's a mega, rich guy, so rich guys, aren't you gotta be armenian. Why cause I believe that you earned in our food police does doesn't unless our Palermo, let's get ain't. Nobody believes are mean, has a bent towards like. I want to believe that they are at all said That sounds saying. That's a good man he's a good guy
Mcdonald? Why do you call good? No one is good, but what can we know? Frank Fleming? We know no idea. Yeah, we're find out. I have a feeling that there's a good chunk, more yeah, maybe twenty who, as I know that that is countenance- our social media guy at character, Carabine cinnamon things out of NATO. Who is nice he's on site Yes, a lot of carbon is really exciting. We gotta get mixing a baby, I'm more colonists. We can get our saucepan sauce back and exhaustive. Calvinists here Martin losers. Fingered likin, perfect you was ringleader. Borrowing is doing is wanted the weeny arrest they. Let me listen to me We talked about this and you and painted in Europe's main jokes
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