In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute, factual, inaccuracy and a heavy dose of moral truth with your hosts, Kyle Man and even call this is the Babylon Bee Fake news. You can trust. Everybody does Kyle from the Bower be broadcast the morning after the election and I'm tired, You realize that this comes out on Friday. The day you have- and this is the day after here for Us- it was pretend like it's Friday How did you still row? three or four with. I always knew that. I've been mountain, all tired,

after. I look at the clock work urgently to thirty. It's the night is young still server and others again so I went to bed. I thought Jack Dorsey, Vermin, depression, sir. I went to bed confident you drop. You voted Are you feeling is your first time voting, so I always have adopted the attitude of the aloof libertarian. You look like one now, you more than ever you people squabble over your pity- is no one's gonna in the bed and no one's going to stop all the foreign war. No one's going to address the national debt. You guys do several your fun, but I was driving home yesterday election day felt this

bright light right light coming from the heavy fell out of your camaro, and I said you know what I'm like tomorrow, and I said you know what the heck like. I am I'm Writing all this material only influencing Maybe- LE people close to her and I you know. Ultimately, I wanted trumped up when I did down he's our number one chance of ending foreign wars have actual is the only guys I've done anything against abortion stringency like a great guy, I'm not on the trunk train. I didn't give the maggots too, but I said you know what I'm doing in my: what does it matter anyway? Southern California is still so. I did and would not recommend. Really. It was like a very long line and really I was may have shorter. Wasn't my play. I quit Isn't it in the morning, though, it was like a ten minute process for me.

so for the first time in many years since, like maybe ninety six I cared about the election results goes back, then I decided I was republican and I was nine twelve on her. watching the returns, oh no Bob, those losing mom, says so much value in nine years old and care about Bob, like you did you imagine, a less less inspiring candidate for a nine year old to undermine like anyway, so I did the whole I'm watching refreshing twitter watching to see you When I woke up and was I actually buy one as well? ground settling, but not how to proceed but mainly by the London underground thing to happen overnight. Yeah, I'm curious. What, by this times, conservatism be such old news items what's going on, I, my prediction is by the Thames Kinda binding will have one, but I dont think tremble have conceded. There's gotta be some courts of probably says

I guess it's gonna give its that close good. It is really close and was very close and there's some weird things in a creative have popped up. We just incredible because they were basically predicting that it would be totally Biden. Lands lie. Texas is Texas in play, nope, No, it is not because of Arizona little surprise, but yeah. I had a lot of implants against us. Our horns going over there sat so spread their does. these cross the land. Today, what we're gonna do on about only podcast is little different was maybe our election special yeah So, but it's ninety by one Klaus, we all know that this is really about just how we look back. On this election and we're gonna religion, elective him here look at life in this world, where its dominating everything and most import we want people to be unified united to if we do that,

why you wrote a song, that's right! Well, there's a losing unified. I was that people could so called for unity. What they mean is like delete everything. I believe the cheese you called about runs through unity yeah. Similarly, in the title both satire the outset, so yes, so needed some you may have heard of, but I think it's a good thing to spread and that an people, listen back the pie cast and find it this jam. We were this Sancho, be my army gee. I was a spy. This picture there, a sharing of accidents, Colleen Army G, who were on opposing sides of the Supreme Court, but they are very good friends and it shows wearing costumes in accustomed party together and- and so I just the Song Canada's is pop in my head. All I'll be maintenance, clear school, you be my Rigi about then legitimately want be friends of people on the left like we can disagree that I just found it. I had a guy who discovered that I am pro life in his loved acts. Cop he's

the woman biggest supporters immediately announced tat to make an announcement that I'm a horrible pro lifer and in disown me. It's actually. I have discussed by his goatee that he was programmed for choice in alike. I was cool him. You'll like it, we want to say about people would go tat. He had a very pro choice: goatee. What his years is ambiguous, that shave your looks like the more neck beauty I get the more. I look like approach the dangerous disguises, poacher virtues alright. Well, let's check chicken up our budget year ago,

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labour. I'm reading the mysterious island by Jules Verne, and they like they capture DE in the material to be the butler more exposed to evade its. It gets a fantasy book or what I read your book but disposed to be fairly realistic, like their surviving on this island and engineers. Are they built a desire? No, they built their little hut and here's other, and then I was in the capitalist monkey and are like making them stand there like bring them drinks and stuff and its. It feels a little out of place. No you, but that's what I was reminded of dark and stormy time with Kyle like living a monkey butler. I want a gorilla guerrilla, bouncer luck and Roger Abbot, an oversight at your give here, give shelter answer Hannah yeah, the stands at my door when everybody Nazi looked through the people. What surprised me Jules Verne got the idea. Maybe may I please make a big stick with ex nippers on it and get the tokens now asked the little monkeys when they gotta go up there and twisted off or somethin.

I don't get why maybe they're just like being mean a monkeys. So when I try to be racist, SAR all like coconuts build things, gonna have like the known long, no sign no monkey labour or could the monkeys at least be treated because they are they put em on these short chains. It does mean monkey wants to jump round and trees, and it is on this trip chain going encircled Peter says the monkeys somewhere driven insane and I'm curious how you can tell him a monkey is gone insane. Maybe when they start throwing put, so they do when they start going. Mr, like clawing out your eyes in your junk and I would just that's what they do try to do so chimpanzees They go for your face, your hands on your junk. That's that's the most horrible thing you can do to somebody besides it's worse than killing. It is true that occur is person is basically like that kind of behaviour. A monkey words like yeah young, both say they went

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It's just a mass of this looks like a ghetto carnero has ruined the previous disappears recent and he never knows as, like. Maybe months ago, some observers on your super. It's on my Other car didn't Akkadian. Ok, you dont people notice it if we use glanced at it, but if you go close, really bad about it and say skeleton it is preparing, didn't really mass. You didn't really take a lot of things off. paint on the license plate with paint on the windows sprayed Avenant? It's terrible! so, if everybody anyone ever does that. Why dries up in Van in offers to fix Dubai You work in your car. Just don't ya, especially if he's got Aladdin's Latins LAMP, this level fix my turn. It is California key actors end up in mouth of

back whale who can always do end up. Does that is so much that in that way, end up. It's like I live, and you say one thing went to another, so you proud kayaking. You probably wondering how we ended up in this issue in the mouth back oil. One thing lead to another, kayaking we're in the mouth voted I started, so they are both women You know about women crackers, so I M going to women driving like bad direction yet again, and we just turn left here. Should we go into the mouth,

the humpback whalers that not the right way to go, but maybe they were trying to back it up or like parallel park. It ended a reality that thing we're like theirs: they meaning they had the break with him. They had the gas instead and drove directly into humpback whales. Now we were trying to peddle back, were piddle paddle that'll, I'm smart that it makes it appears that the women were being swallowed by the well, but they are considerably larger than the animals usual died of cruel and small fishes. the person about this. Article knows that you should never call woman considerably larger than any fat considerably. They are considerably larger, massively larger than krill, which killer small, but Think about it is that people are mere. I have no fear humpback whales. Now, is the new and the Ladys than them fine register. Nobody knows

just Patsy you find one animal off my fear list. So the key actors exit illness themselves. Therein they had their camera going. He is going to see them shake really see the so I watch out for the big wheels. I guess yeah, hey, guess what It's time for another day, this world. Rigour is for you guys, but notes on that. One just look at the say: lives streamed from a british manner, breaks Well, the record for the world's largest live stream sounds I wonder if they are the most most demon Smurfs together, most demons contacted most curses. All this did person summoned to the seance there.

In other words, you can break for a sound like the biggest Sant circle or something you're the most. The most frogs eaten mostly frogs. democratic voters summoned large the piles of I have Newt map most incense burner. This doesn't count loudest cackled. Guinness record revoked They need to examine how to create a graphic anything wives, hoping that. like an authority stamp desiring screen? I soon we're gonna wanna stories the weak there. Are they not the week that they're kind of not of the weeks area Babylon be election. Special cover edge, blowout out.

guys will the election is wrapping up, possibly by the time the zero or possibly not- we don't know, but the important thing is in town who won or lost. So we got two laughin right of much jokes about threat. Tsar good for us So at the end of the election, Trump and Biden we're just gonna Hannah meets an orange slice and of caprice, son. the blue ribbon, say good job for participating, for making us all laugh So here we go this. These are the Babylon bees, Sohmer election coverage. So, let's start views are ones from the primary, the democratic runners. So we can think back. what? If one of these guys at once, the Joe Biden is man. Forget some people existed. My luck in this list.

It was crazy memoranda, relic three billion democratic candidates, and then it was like whining and three or four than MIKE Bloomberg, like I'm in a race, see him here to save the day, and then you see spit like five hundred million dollars or something now like a monthly was that I was also seen in the coverage that democratic spent like two hundred and fifty million dollars to unseat Lindsey Gram enrichment com. oh yeah, and they both one day when the city massive margins scene is like you could just Burned the money in at least than our currency would be laid a little bit such a waste, maybe on how that were Bernie Sanders asks nation to please stop kneeling him. Books on economics cloud is left Amanda there might have been in the end coats jettisoning poster, I mean mind, as I own everything them on the rings years. Every letter is my

the book basic economics, but domicile you have no right to council need to Keziah every time I see quote on twitter and criticising the barbarian. I believe that so soundly, but economic focused Bernie vows to rebuild Berlin Wall Disease Economy Yeah and on a wall on the border and Berlin Merlin. Bernie Sanders praises slaveowners for free housing programme that was related to something else. Really. He, praising Cuba, for something paragraph program or something or something you carry out Thank you, burn down of the Congress to slavery was bad, but the slaves were housed for free, I might add, for their entire employment sender, said: unfair to criticise the whole thing the plantations were very clean, very nice buildings and nobody's turning

I actually honeymoon one in Virginia back in eighteen, forty five and it was an eye opener for me to help, propaganda has been used to slaveowners and their healthcare, housing and literacy programmes. It is that is constantly gliding, meaning that point, but he's too lazy to his hands just a dead hand. They never worked as well. So we need a that's true. Democrats combined into giant MAC to annihilate Bernie Sanders which really dig happily happen. They all endorsed We can now nearly I'd net Dnc called everyone here. Today is the day you endorse and running, and by were taken burning up her not endorsing Bernice immature, Do you by reinforcing him leaders under Bernie tests negative for president perfect facial expression, men without right around. when covert hit. I think you're, the one that I know

when stirring covered year was in April, so maybe or weeks into two weeks to flattened liquor. tomahawk wielding Lisbon more and bows to take land back from the pale faces like its both circa cheap shot, but at the same time I love how far goes into that it leans into the cheap shots. So far, males hard Photoshop and one of the funniest articles francs originating in so you faces have taken my land and of angered. The great spirit left has angered my ancestors, you will return what is mine or I will hit you with the wigwam sheep. still look at her book. Again. No, that's not right, in the sky and she's ever nets. National history, museum right in front of them now followed a lesson

is that a display answers must be tested if people don't remember me, I'm sure every members he's a point of one hundred and twenty nine or something one hundred and two Your native American Which is leads to Elizabeth WAR in these brutal one story view France s readout come she also said kept saying that she was persecuted for being a woman when she had eaten jumps. Elizabeth Warren recalls how she lost her teaching job when are fake. Must fell off revealing she's, a woman. as it has on also has some great copying, sick books. She says, as are the Spirit gum we're on her. Mustache fell off in the middle of a meeting. She was met with crime with cries. hey! That's a woman

for being too said, of the building followed by shouts of jobs or for men, teachers areas teaching is a man's job or in sand Warren Sanders settle campaign dispute by playing chicken on mobility scooters. It's a beautiful Photoshop has asked me to say so you those you yeah the funding, as I found a picture of a guy in a wheel or mobility scooter and that's I didn't change anything higher with guys here. That's his head is exactly labour is yes, I that's how Bala imagine Bernie Sanders is in the back of his head does fantasy, I just Bernie space in the mere that's beautiful. Oh here's, a sequel, article, yeah, a war and returns to tribe and shame after failing Take land back from the pale face, want one

Obviously one of the major net need the soundtrack home with them. We looked at them, indian, whistle you're, not a full, and only at a global level, in peace by many players on. declaring to nearly all native american clarinet Bloomberg, let's get onto Bloomberg, is innocent. One, remember him, everybody! numbered purchases first supporter for one point: seven billion dollars. I think we must do better, if a filled prophecy, because if we wrote that it came out that he was pain, influencers like a thousand bucks to to do by casting, Might Bloomberg assets at nice about em but I loved, when Brian Nervous, anchors that look like we did the math and you my Bloomberg could pay everybody in America and I looked out of my brain lines as bridling. Do that's an incredible way of putting it?

The number two gave using Ursela isn't an incredible that they could have given each american one point two million dollars. I think it is that a lot of money he's never going back and forth yeah. While that is they never, then. I realized that those, like so registry common sense to gear that can't be right. we in fact enables that so reveal. like Atomic, given their due to map problems that do like fifty times to come out with a hundred billion, yet only just think about it for a second, Why can t dollar bills You now have a hundred billion, roughly only people in the country in. number gives a billion dollars to Bernie Sanders, causing him to destroy us. This is really about. Two billion is a billion, is brilliant is worse thing on earth. Which he used to go off on the millionaires, but the and then

the picture of what is known as the bullion, because this wouldn't make em describes off you just switch two trillion in resurrected and I truly inertia. Number- starts by Daytona five hundred a handout speeding tickets. I was does what was it. didn't I just stupid laws in New York now who is he was the soda guy right yeah I care when that was in talking about. I remember only public building a member propose pushing this article is. I was looking desperately for recent NASCAR photo because NASCAR drivers are constantly like swapping their cars around and I thought This was the current one and I throw it out there and immediately all the NASCAR Vanderdyke TAT guy doesn't drive that car anymore. If these sponsored by time now or whatever you are so sad, I was if it paid mourners weep

as Bloomberg exits primarily of the currency of curbing through those communities hasn't with paid mourner. Gets paid. All you see that up. So I think I have you make me. It's the newer upset, you haven't, can remember the whole absolutely is He can't tell when she's actually crying, because he's also paid to cry at funerals. Joe Biden is the best choice for nation chance. Toasty gabert after Dnc completes assimilation. Process starts direct reference. He got Is that a star trek costume? Yes, the Borg thing when Picard get simulated started again assembling, they could get in touch with our bull. A math is nodding and I don't know how they start soon.

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that's a big! We knew the news, a puppet, that's about right under Corey, Booker, oh and other guys, just gonna go and on some is up. There is a lamentable Corey Booker, to tears during participation. Trophy acceptance speech, ah cried alot of something we are discussing. Ways has given this big emotional speeches, he's the spartan guy At the moment, that is more requires the picture so get on venue. If you want to get this job, El Paso man, comes down from insane acid trip where he hallucinated that he ran for president there's a picture of a haggard look here it's about his haggard area, but but I remember presidents, no, it's it's better. Sparrow bitter. I we have my favorite baino article in here. It's where he chugs a bottle of Toulouse and around begun. It brought up.

in move to appeal to hispanic voters, better Rourke, chugs entire bottle of authentic Tallulah huts luxuries? This saga with an angry look in his eyes, is always going to work to the that the debates and go and like all of you better Are you instantly like transfixed by that, if their hispanic? Ah all thinks friends here and finally, Marianne Williamson. Man, Williamson not sure what she's doing up here with all these crazy people. of our commentators dropped. This Sir lincoln is that he has left off the best. One nefarious pages cover the Babylon, but you get to join our common section, which is a blessing and it's the one he liked was Brian

Williams, claimed Buber could have given every american one million dollars that chick true, but not all at the same time that there was a fracture because he can give everybody moaned hours and take you back to our eyes, moving right along? That was the primaries. Now we're going to go on to the general election Trump Vs Biden, memories. This is how it started that won't be article search for the two best possible candidates. For president concludes. We really knew how take them. Didn't we hear a filter best human beings. Are that also lots of money in influence, scepticism and Ivan dog looking on one by AIDS forced to use the spray bottle again, as he's gone for a little kid, sculptural headline, doesn't say that power

it just means that next robot, oh yeah, yeah dogs, beta Tycho toys announces tickle. You Biden Another horrible, version at sport is added teeth down on you know when you're asking when you're running satire, you have to consider this like Ec Factor something's going gross people are now going to share it, even if that otherwise would venture this one cross. The factor alone, liability shared the two is like a little kid and yet darling Biden, Catalan mask so he can still sniff people's hair. I store headline knows I read: oh, you did your. It is wanted Up Melanie article massive people, stolen this image. Now he is old, merchandising Google image search it I'm a it. Just comes up on everything. jokes on them. I'm not a professional Photoshop we get paid to do it's. Your professional spiritual

judge dismisses sexual assault, allegations against Biden on grounds that he is not a Republican got em Trumps power doubles after absorbing impeachment attack. This is one of my more praised. Photoshop fantastic, but yeah cause they ve tried. Impeach him in did a pigeon impeach makes us allergies. Dark, doesn't impeachment feel like a billion years ago. Yeah like that The effect on the island is at all India. trump installs ejection seats throughout press briefing, room is a striking me that I'm really Miss Trump, so good for comedy tromp establishes manlier Chad Camp next, the Chaz camp. Well, here's a car trump threatens more plagues unless state governors, let his people go to listen to our song. Yeah go check it out. Good and Donald.

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the boundaries of the J K. Chesterton, never disappointed if you dont have our subscriber lounge ready, because this would be the perfect setting once in a while, we can drop into the subscriber lounge and the free portion and like this will be the perfect x it by the fire and real, but our lounge isn't quite ready and asking them coming along. This picture you by the fire here with our like bathrobes on our smoking, jackets or whatever open robes. Well now, even voluntarily vision that in here we go I read the first couple. Paragraphs agreed to set up a dollar arrogant can die anyway. You you were talking, you gonna, give you a little black hair. Will you take this? I remember exactly remember. The case of this is from his introduction to a book called what's wrong with the world, and he

explains in the beginning of this that, like that, wasn't his totally pick. The publisher picked reform, which you said you know they liked pick things in her country. You get edges, click. tell you things that are wrong with the world and so he I think he decided he wanted to talk about. The idea of what is right with the world's hero chapter is introductions called, was right with the world, so that's it link that says that the contacts context where reading from the very beginning so yes, oh here at the beginning, that we we cut out about paragraphs Gus, gesture tune, can ramble and for take time, but here he's kind of talking about the aid is basing its and if this is what actually think is right with the world hurrying and getting the how people think people in the world fixed a certain way and it seems be general agreed upon and he's challenging that we often there's only things wrong, rubbing be fixed, so arrogant. Now, for the matter of that, I do not think the world is getting much better in very many vital respects in some of them. I think

fact could hardly be disputed. The one perfectly satisfactory element at the present crisis is that all the prophecies of failed at the people who have been clearly proved to be wrong are the people who were quite sure they were right. That is always a grand Ike circumstance now I that all these prophecies of the wise have been confounded and why has the destiny of men taken so decisive, indifferent of course, it is because of the very simple fact that the human race consists of many millions of two legs and tolerably cheerful, reasonably unhappy beings who never at any books at all and certainly never hear of any scientific predictions. If they are- in opposition to the scheme which science as foreseen for them. They must be excused. They sent an ignorance, they have no notion that their avoiding what was really unavoidable, but indeed the phrases loosely use that obscure mass of mankind or a little misleading to say of the or of human beings that they uneducated is like saying of a red indian hunter that he is not

yet taken his degree. He has taken me other things and so sincerely speaking, there are no and educated men they may have gave the trivial examinations, but not the tremendous examinations of existence, the dependence infancy, the enjoyment of animals, the love of women and the fear of death. These are more frightful fix than all conceivable forms of the cultivation of the mind is idle. complain of schools and colleges being trivial. In no case Will a college ever teach the important things he is damn right or wrong. India's learn them all alone. We therefore come to the primary truth there. What is with the world has nothing to do with future changes, but rooted in a regional realities. If groups people showed an unexpected independence or creative power is that things no one had dreamed of their doing if they prove more ferocious or more self sacrificing than the wisdom of the world had ever given in them credit for then such

explicable. Outbursts can always be referred back to some elementary in absolute doctor and about the nature of men, no tradition in this world or so ancient as the traditions that lead to modern upheaval and innovation nothing nowadays is so conservative as a revolution get a tattooed on your lower back here, the and who call themselves Republicans or men, walking the streets if deserted and tiny city states. Indeed, The great bones of pagans Can we ask him what republicanism really rests? We come back to that great in demonstrable dogma of the native dignity of man, we come back to the Lord of creation. We come back of necessity to creation. and we ask ourselves that ultimate question which Saint Thomas Aquinas in extreme optimists answered in the affirmative are these things ultimately a value at all commentaries Ricky, reading. But this does not get out an idle talk.

what is right with the world. Is the world In fact, nearly everything else is wrong with it. This is that great truth and the tremendous tech trail. The tremendous tale of creation, of truth, Our people must remember repair. at the beginning that things are good and not as the more pallid progressive, say only at the end, the promoter your things. Existence, energy fruition, our good so far as they go, you cannot of evil life, though you can have notorious evil. Livres, manhood and womanhood are good things, though men and women are often perfectly pestilent. You can use copies to drug people are birch tree to beat them, don't make an idle or corn to make a corner but remove. It remains true that in the abstract, before you have done anything, each of these or things is in strict truth. A glory had beneficent beneficent specialty and variety We do praise a Lord. There are birch trees, growing amongst the rocks and poppies amongst the corn. We

praise Lord, even if we do not believe in him, we do admire. and applaud the project of a world just as if we had been cut the council in the primal darkness and seeing the first step our plan of the skies we are as and, in fact, far more certain that this life of ours is a magnificent, an amazing enterprise, and we are that it will succeed. These evolution, after Miss who call themselves mealy a patient poor spirited lot. They are, always talk as if we were certain of the end, though not of beginning In other words, they don't know what life is aiming at, but they are quite sure it will get there why anybody who has avowedly forgotten where he came from should be quite so certain of where he is going to. I have never been able to make out familiar ass. You like that ready to talk in existence itself is the product of a purely evil forces. they never mention. Animals accept as perpetually tearing each other to pieces, but a month in the country we would cure that they were really

the horror of stars and sees as a man has on the edge of a hopelessly high precipice. They some instinctively shrink from clay, fungoids and fresh young of animals with a quivering gesture. It reveals the fight mental pessimist life itself, rude uncultivated, life is horrible to them. They belong very largely to the same social class and created the lady who objected that milk came to her from dirty cow now from a nice, clean shop, they're sure how everything will end up. Instead, I am in precisely the opposite position: I am much more sure that everything is good at the beginning, that I am that everything will be good at the end that all this of things this flesh these stones are good things of that. I am more brutally certain than I can say, but ass for what happen to them. That is to take a step into dogma prophecy. I speak here, of course, solely of my personal feelings, not even of my reason, creed, but am I.

instincts alone. I should have no notion what would ultimately happened to this material world. I think so magnificent For I know it may be literally not figuratively true that the tears are tied into bundles for burning and then as the tree for with so shall it lie? Are you an agnostic like most people with a positive theology, but I do a fur with the full weight of sincerity that trees and flowers are good at the beginning, whatever happens to them at the end. The human lives were good at the beginning, whatever happens to them in the end, The ordinary modern, progressive position is that this is a bad universe, but will certainly get better. I say it is certainly a good universe, even if it gets worse, I see That these trees and flowers, stars and sexes are primarily not merely ultimately good. In the meaning the power beyond words created heaven and earth in the beginning. looked on them and saw that they were good.

the union will not come forward and accept yesterday, Something really directly goes on really do more than subscriber flourishing action. My favorite part of this is the reason I wanted to do this one is going to be in the subscriber Morgan in politics is too important we'll talk about why but even in this section he has this interesting thing where we focused so much on s guitar, that things will be good one day that we forget this price. while teaching of Christianity, that things are good from the beginning that this universe is good, right- and he draws this distinction- I think- were there's a lot thought. I think we would associated with progressive isn't today that, in the future in our union fifty years, if we eliminate scars and global idea, progressive and we're going to take all this horrible stuff in this horrible world that were complaining about all the time we're gonna make it good in Chesterton opposition stands stout.

Declares Actually, this is all good already. Yeah was already good. which really is a mean. It's like everything in existence. Coming against us, where they gonna call it whether it is like. the devil himself or whatever. It is it's our own sin nature is driven to make us unimpressed and he stood in the world around us, God's creation there's a line from Chesterton and one of his articles about about how a man thinks it would be a brilliant miracle if he could. Command the sun to go up and down on his command, but here release the amazing. True the sun, does it go up and down the sun. Is there you like? We explain it away like artist, big ball gas in the sky, but like this, that we just putting words to a thing that forget how amazing it is that is there. It takes care. This massive thing that our plan, I consider the outcome: roaming, earths, defence and the sun. He talks

about fairy land and that's like the idea, Wonder is all around us and we're dismayed were inoculated to it, and so it may be fastened with ourselves instead in our brilliance working to fix this whole planet that this big mess. yes, as you say, hey you don't believe that there is objective good. That already exists and is something where protect. being are preserving and yes it. Maybe it will get better, but it's not because a meaning. We did necessarily you're mad at me of that coke by CS lose where he says, is anyone's Narnia books. In our world City uses a star is a huge ball. A flaming gas, even in your world, my son. That is not what a star is, but only when it is made of true a man in all. I wanted to go through and highlight things, but I just wanted to highlight the entire thing. In no case will a college ever teach the important things

the man is, learn them right or wrong and let them alone can we take advantage that to like it talks about the important things learning whole life? What you learn, colleges time bit of that. He act like that's everything, that's worth of a person. We were once again inoculated importance and in the meantime, the man, some amount, a person learns and is becomes there's this almost six years, Louis's terminal chronological snobbery, you know where you don't have to free from these schools. You, you don't know anything you're, an ignorant, moron media, ass people for thousands of years of human existence who have learned all the important things like. I says it about a like a native because, like it's easy for somebody to be like oh you're, just some dumb, Yokul redneck that never went to college. Then they wouldn't say about the native group and for us that we need a degree of

no traditions in this world are so ancient as the traditions that lead to modern upheaval and innovation. Nothing nowadays is so conservative as a revolution. That's the one they get the tramp stamp yeah yeah neither could very similar that he says that the conservative is the eternal in eternal revolt goods. The person. You can't see an eternal camera, those good so much better, be ridden many says yoga paternal revolution. Conservatives in there If you had your open bathrobe on, we could just register. Anna is less time We don't know they don't know what life is aiming at, but they are quite sure it will get there. There was a thing: that's why the fight right so like this rule with the left lick, they think they're on this track to Heaven and the door men's are us anybody he's getting in the way of it right now. they don't have another world

view, or even that the world is originally good? They have this the good, the good world, as yet the common they are making it. In the end, the precept negative? Who said that Can you imagine beings when he's having a complete emotional nervous breakdown of the idea that they might not have Joe Biden as president to buy one of the most unimpressive people, like my table more times. They do by more to show by just really drive and appoint and drastic. I will be all the more that will drive. Margin is really good stuff. Coming after there's, one encourage you fewer listener. The world is good The world is good, it matter. If right now, Joe Biden has already been declared president, and their leading you into the gulags. the world is good.

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It is a magic you're, like a Bible, studying you're, not telling the story of Saul on the road to Damascus or something, and then you know his this. He was blinded by this light. In this case. In there Holy Bears fruit in red man, nor the Bible cities gonna awkwardly sooner. Bible is the shiznit. We had a kid who would never been to church today in his life that came to church of this one morning and they started doing communion and talking the talk and also blurt Alec they're, going to drink blood early years. All I need is freaked out. Mamma said Nicholas Church people watch out for them there. We want analyse administering communion in the church than I lit and I said, and you know stringy Seneca it honest during surface opens up the river, so I was like the the bread represents, the body Christ beaten for you, and I mean the passage and stuff and then I go and the blood

represents economic neuro, that's cup, the Jews represents. The blood that is not actual blood gonna, just maybe way worse by like eyes will blood is actually one of those in this battle it would be on the pastor, blue videos of aimless filming. I don't think anybody did Thankful said so This has been about Colombia podcast. If you want to join us and describe around you, gotta subscribe good about Mombi had accomplished plants, but they will tell you all that and I know it sexy going to be really great cuz we're going to go diving to the rest of this Chester Tennessee, unlike is earlier. Others is that every just purely anyone asking you answer, Tucker Election Special sounds good he's out till next.

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