In a world of fake news. We bring you up to the minute, factual, inaccuracy and heavy dose of moral truth with you hosts Kyle Man and even the call this the Babylon Bee, fake news, you can trust, hello, everyone. You can tell her, I know, but I'm smiling, because I'm wearing a mask. This is thanksgiving, but this year there giving us a little different than other years because of the pandemic. Our governor has said that we can't meet together. We have to cancel Thanksgiving, we have to wear masks. Kinds of rules and, of course, we at the Babylon Bee have paid close attention to our governors orders because of this this year for Thanksgiving We decided that we're gonna pack, the entire crew into this little room and get as close together as possible.

Everything's giving you are welcome to the Babylon Bee Thanksgiving special. So let's do customary toast that we came up, We thought in the Bible what biggest still respect everyone loves. Fear is known I was praying will dig in here. You. You given us a lot to be thankful for this year, even though its twenty twenty, we gotta, look a lot of crazy stuff gone on. Thank you for all the good things in our lives, but thank you for giving us cool jobs will bring it to tell jokes. and maybe it communicates untruth. Thank you for Turkey. Thank you for food. Thank you for

none of the heart beverages that we get injured and Jesus name I break our eye. Is here you want years again you were home rice responsibility here, the brother you yes, so we can. We can't sing right is that if the singing below speaking when there's gonna be hard I, like you, is that what it was like a girl in a horror movie or something, That's gonna here is here: Turkey key words song. So should we introduces at the table these? Are these girl Kyle editor in Chief about won't be? This is Ethan Crab director wherever that Libya, make US producer Dan, I produced podcast pot back there.

And are in our and our favorite tackling patty job is just like my way. I always knew you found me Papa S turn into, like friends in theory, is getting resemblance majority reviews like him. We get some hate that is from its funding. I own other people a couple of words. I love the comments were their attributing it to me. They laughed like a good idea and it takes a damn thing. Just started taken some new hallucinogens guy and I met a man.

listen, Madame acting him, it gave me my awful said, which I think this person will see it with all the images naming please through a male Aldonza thinking. Man set this all up with his vision. You can see this picture Strieber lounge after this, I think now. Well, I think it's just the meal, but we're gonna play the ex cop video. There. It is. We are trying it out tomorrow, anchors neighbourly system very got us. a little bit a subscriber loved. No because we need meeting will be held with Oswald. anyway. The seals courtesy that some Michael banker, if the sound of chewing peoples

an exact stimulating, yes, Amar Video hours of jewish gets well yeah eliminated. We spoke around demonstrated by our group. there are two major passing story thinks Will you tell or restore my legs like mightily, Thanksgiving story? Is this a good dinner table? Compensation is Mormon, dessert cumbersome. I really liked possums kid. I never seen the one at least human books. We learned see the family at his cabin in Oregon, no Washington and on the way out there, I'm dead, Possum in the road I was so excited. I was like seven or eight, so we got to lose he's giving table. They already do a prayer every thank God reservoirs like

Thank you for a country is mainly are free, the greatest Jonathan. Thank you. The Lord Jesus will salvation dying Watson against me. I got could I sighed dead possible are probably more sincerity than anybody else. Terrorism, your genuine rabbit, write a book, a happy. Well, nothing before they offer the Babylon Bee man Mean Dan. Were we told the story before Bamiyan Dan were beaten up brains, out, working construction on the supply side and construction industries have ever been a sales job. It's very high pressure. High stress you time

oriented getting caught in the middle of the night with the pipe law and we need fair company now arose over his next blown then eyes just constant night, as you know, you wake up in the middle of the night, I forgot to load the drug with blah blah blah. You know that kind of stuff, and I mean I really am thankful that didn't got kind of, ordained things that I would get this. Gig, as I'm sure, there's probably people there are alot funnier than me, they're gonna guy I mean just the way, I tell you, I was on Facebook at work. Work was so fulfilling right, Babylon, be article lawyers most number well began as old news. Now, that's all right! Now I've got you, Ok get fired Juno under that went back then

he had been, I saw items posting a whisper. Launching the Babylon Billina was like really felt like this. I can't believe this, already exist in some sense: dry satire that doesnt hate Christian Lino, MA's Wanna make fun of Christians little bit from from within. I would like now overflowed oversight, thunder most able for my life is it I told my wife less than a week. Our life is amazing, stress, we are faced with the earth images like. How are you gonna do this and brazen three boys, What we saw us last night by the fire and agreed with a fire bid me just through a long on there, and we send them just looking up at the stars, like math Life is good here, those with the Chesterton thing at the end of heretics, where he says that we look at the world.

We have to defend it now and I don't know like I look at the world is being good. I don't know the world is good. Originally good, not just ultimately good as general good things in the world, Only I wouldn't want you to have the work tulips gods, crazy, don't have improved the Chesterton sound, is doing now is, quite you know it's never going back over its new now, there's all new. It is whether these new rules, the format you Smith what time did not say, downtime those perfect yeah, yeah, now trade, that's true! in parallel, even that you'll find the nails there in the brig? I am thankful for the b for a couple of reasons. I think one thing is

middlemen and age words. You don't expect me like really good friends and the people you're, like you know, I'm gonna be like grants for light. Click with you, I accept your friends will be going to carry on with so I know you got any members friends for life for this biscuits, we break them to get our families hang out. Families love each other now so that one and then the other thing is I always thought that I have to pick I'm a guy was born of a lot of random talents. You know I can't through a basketball. I can't I can't do that. Anything arts in creative, I seem to have a knack for, and I loved all those things, and I can't, now for the crew on them for a career. You may have to pick one and the be negative.

Exercise all those things I get to sing and get the right. I get to make jokes to get to write scripts I get to draw. I get to do animation that can do comets come along to I get to do some Photoshop. Books. I can just run the gamut of the things that I'm good at and I don't know if I could find another job. I could do that, so I feel like I love the bee, brings out all the best qualities of me. I get into do podcast and talk and beer from Cameroon. This all those things I never got thought I'd be doing now likely happily more than half those things are mentioned, nervous things you made up as part of your job and you can't do that reconstruction. Nobody like why haven't americanism cartoon doing what we like you too,

while the Babylon Bee really save my by because her up, science? We, I have a business outside of outside of here in the gathering place people coming enjoy. Themselves had a family entertainment big place here in southern California, Brooklyn just you know some library, both here and in so doing I sat down and so were worth trying not to become a statistic over there and down lockdown walk down wise yeah, so in so he's been in a bit of a struggle? And we didn't? We don't have a great internet over there, and so everyone was saying you need to go online. You can go online and I, like the brick everything I haven't been the online guy and and then

Even an eye witness smoking, a cigar shop, brain and I've known you for a long time, Kylam invested took us. He took my company in and let us borrow your the old office little space high speed internet, yet all the Tec. Yet these cameras and such and let me come in turn it into a little painting studio and do our painting events online and it really got us through. I think what I hope is the worst of it. in the end, as as we as weak, navigate reopening now and butter. A lot of fun, and so, when you guys were moving into this place, I got the. Just like you know these. These unrealized talents, like podcasting our animation and almost all this. This is like a place. They all that can come to life. I feel like men. We can really build something really cool and that was left to the expense

We welcome the studios awesome because of you being on board. What movies build that you have been a wifi hours. I call my hair out. Thinking like I know any. We need to make a great yeah like these. Have you know we have abandoned it like to hear you like that desk that we came to be set up. We all had giant lawyer death like huge, with react on this officer. You mean in company boy, I'm too soon filled the impasse dino, where you goin yeah That is why we will be here. This whole said the lounge said it was all just a dream of like a one day make something awesome,

the only thing it be like in a month or do you want? I sketched out the score plan when we came to know its thinking. Ok, we'll do lounge here will do said here on this work and only and I go on Amazon ongoing, like cloth backgrounds for pod can now and the year. I am so glad we didn't know that Europe, because this is pretty great he's pretty recall then better cameo gratitude. For years. They go for anything that had not been unthinkable were forbidden to you. I remember when I saw the posting online or those crazy, but be was even near me and when I came to it I argued with Ethan.

tat. I remember during the interview I made. I think I hear I reference adaptation, the movie and even haven't seen it and I was like- are now left leaving. No, I, like you, I gotta guys the movie didn't know OECD reference like a star wars, really lost you for your kind to give people a first impression that I don't like them found our interviewers item. I wasn't sure I just was unsure. There's like I just think it didn't work out there, because it was like it's cool, just see the job. Dimensional battlefield, guys we're fine I'll, write idea, because those are the ivy. I feel bad saying to business like twenty has been bad for so many people. But for me it's been so it's like getting this job has been nice. The ads are different things like doing so. Many different things has been really cool.

In writing. Given like a little checklist things. Do you get to creatively, especially maybe especially me shred of direct, or did you own take ownership virgins? Did you addition Patrick's laugh when he came in? That was a bonus. I think I've been very dry and be very quiet. I was sceptical, I was. I was not a Patrick lack Libra, you say me, but I wanted to do that, but in those now man his address lacking, should we be quiet behind the scenes and then everyone started loving it, and so so now I allow myself emeralds, alas, my son- and I think it was like that Michael Mouse was my first and I think I just thought it was by the way I can only go your damn laughing like I guess I can finally lady my chocolate a few off there's like zero people who know me who are surprised at all, like binding loudly in the Baltic States, nice that we could see you now. Is you rode over on the desk? He used to be that we would see the bag of reflection of the back and they go out again with a glass door thing then, and if he thought was one you'd see him like a lot of this is like a gun, helps like everyone failing to joke landed and as they haven't. We had some comments about like the background laughter pad cast as the new studio audience. Someone said that count in so that a new area, I think, that's that's, that's something special, so we're going if the applause lights be all you know, and so that we can apply.

sugar pine decision may get. What is the regular hoping that is going out just just pure pumpkinhead They can just to give you some cookies out of the cupboard. Laser Paul? You never audio listener if it can a pumpkin looking at the like, like thing for the boy, minority rights and exercise the Edinburgh. Anyone going on right now holds a kind of pumpkin. A lot like someone somewhere like listen to it and its guy came on the screen is okay, this guy idea. It's really funny move where he kind of detail in the audience than back pay gap with some weird No, you don't want to have my grateful for the Babylon Bee. Give me a job basically get

the street you Joe delivery driver tapestry literally little instrument. I mean I get Beazley. I get to work with my friends every day and We get to make content that you know Jesus Anachronism ashamed of Jesus and Talks that things are going on a culture that it seems like other people, Are you you can't talk about these things in the culture and We, however, we have of a platform, a pike ass, where we can talk to anybody, Tawny, everybody get different views, get different people not be ashamed of Jesus talk about what's going on a whirlwind yet like things on twitter sale, is in fact checked, and you can't talk about this, so I being able to just talk about things as they use not like

the sanity. Yes now defending sanity, shows tat. It just makes dams. That's when we get to me really awesome every rearing like. Oh here's, a comedian here here like we went to day Rubens us, do you like I'm indeed Reuben studio. This amazing welcomes the I'd like two years ago, if I ever baby interview a letter like on Youtube and thought. I never thought I'd be in that have a position as it's really cool, just dying down. How like last year, I was painting a theatre, sad physically Brigitte Edisonia Joe Road medium like mine, should Bridget. Both is gonna be on next week for some jamming ones. I guess she's, Madame that's true

but only audio. Actually, birth, guess than our Lyle DS, SIRI Festive right now, history, the Christmas winters today is this from refugees are Brenda rough tunes, the common John Calvin say no one has the right to know not one. Is it good bad? Listen! I'm going to do to get a very bodies on the battle misled by some. Why didn't mean for everybody to save about one, be like I've gotta remember. What do you want to work here longer that most of the script is seriously. We was sincere report for the Babylon Bee, of course, in Andalusia gone all those years in all the subscribers gravel, the guy we have jobs at all. Grateful though we, our families and whatever relative you'll, help him

blessings we right now our meme lighting Christ. We're everything length before for sure I think we were talking yesterday about Jordan, Peterson's, twelve rules for life and stock and about his daughters, health issues and at the end he gonna gives this inspiring story about how they came out of the health issues. And then he goes on. Things are, I think they book ends on those things are good for now throughout its life foreboding. But since I do love the realism of like I am very grateful that things are ok for now I mean things can go to act on who next year- and I am very second earthquake that another idea I have achieved a gesture to say we can read me, but we want to read it and end up and pass it around on gratitude. I also got us in Thanksgiving from tax and we have some fun thanks, but I think that getting account Chesterton talks about it's a little its possessor of law earlier, something is low density still, gonna refining is running stout, but he got it.

Talks about how, if you're mad about anything. It's only because you have things be grateful for that exists. like you every or like I don't have this he's like that's just because of the miracle Things actually exist in. U wasn t, he has a great thing about how you get horrified when you walk into a room and see him dead. Body like others is horrifying, is efficient, Youtube just be shocked, enjoy when you see alive person that there's a man here and in the end the maybe we'll Rinaldi Nobility India, so he basically says like You too, you have someone to pass the mustard and your grateful for the mustard. And then he says, but you know you you never think about like there is being next to me. That knows what I mean when I say pass the mustard and automatically reaches on his leg, and then he says we should build statues to the man who pass the mustard. Sir he's all spoilers this base their father. Then I don't worry the horse. It can be met,

without the sunrise thing in Gaza, has like we just take it for granted. The sun goes off. The sun goes down every day. It seems normal, but like we just never stop and think, like the miracle, the sunrise, How like now, I think, TAT s it. I'm thinking of you kind of talks about, like God being child do it again. Orthodox knows you're going to live here. Just do it again, white, but he's delighted, sons coming out of our fathers like a child and his young, and it is we who have grown old. I think you don't like the repetition, but yet well anyhow, and we assume that the summarizing scientific processes they why its eyes and it God just sing, do it again every morning and he still delighted by. I think I think, there's a what would otherwise be considered foolishness world that done we Christians have the ability to you'll, lose everything and stop find it

We recently joyful, even in the midst of a pandemic and having to manage shutting down. How do we reinvent ourselves with my company and granted that is good in this would have never happen from getting this company sitting down at the table and eating food you would never have happened, had not the pandemic happen and reminds me Romans, eight, twenty, eight that God works all things together for good for those called according to his purposes, and that's a mantra, teach my kids to trust in that no matter the calamity, like Jordan Petersen, would say suffering. I love. I do appreciate that realism, but that, even in the midst of any any degree of suffering, losing the business that my family's built for the last nine years we have, We still, I could lose everything and still be impoverished on the street and have every reason to be joyful, because my home is in Heaven s just a matter. Timely and I could find reasons to be good today areas

I knew a prayer with my daughter, reunite or a reader proverb and explain to her. Last night we read all the days of the oppressed, a wretched, but the cheerful heart, as a continual feast the idea of yards cheerful, that's like here, Romania has only recently food that may be the message prices. A cheerful heart is like a giant piece of pizza. Like a supreme pizza from dominoes. The message has been very funny translations that that I remember like where it says

these hard times, are small potatoes compared to the good times that are come. You like, I will weaken the Israelites said with what is this mobile data? Wouldn't you say talk in the street of ASEAN Slop data there, some there's a proverb that says truckloads gods, bringin truckloads of lessons on way. I don't think they want, etc. Pie in the sky by and by lobbies that latin the message that system pie in the sky by and by that I mean-

may arrive by d like stuff away about my my pie and arrogant online. By means my bird dynamic translation philosophy by the persistent rhymes that sounds nice trans man, gay While we why he now, let's try not to totally one conservative job meal, a feast of jokes, shorter music They see me facts that you want facts, maybe lilies estrogen, it will save Chesterton Forest describe her person a burial shorter today, just as we only to get under families and start or weaken a pie, but

bar when you open. Your next spoke about wanting our troubles. Have we been shown Trojan about your very fifty minutes, Kosovo area of their addresses down the address book your drink Those given backs, look I'll, go see your make sure they say little around. My life is in order. We recorded Nuke Newton answer. The phone her things during sex in the Bible because we are at it add there are no links back to the by the first thanksgiving, was actually three days What are we waiting for three? They already exist, not just wondering if you really should be three days.

But when the natives and ok I don't know that any nodded natives on how it is when colonists and native Americans may not have had turkey at their feast. but they did it wasn't sixteen twenty one they don't know if it is even on the menu, but they did it have. We know they had venison duck goose oysters, lobster eel and fish everything better than Turkey Giang HU. First of all that stealing the when Turkey become the thing that I know that my own, why Norman? It's not, I feel it skins align. Our Thomas Jefferson did not like Thanksgiving refused to declare to holiday, does involve priority, suitably the separate certain stating Jefferson. Pray reflection. He also like cut up the new testament I'm kind of like Jefferson, while in other words, that he didn't they were real Georgia

The latter has got a profit jack. All the letters are out the lyrical he's behind the hit song Mary had little Lamb is also responsible. Thanksgiving becoming a national holiday She apparently name is Sir Joseph I hail Josephus, Zira commenced, Abraham Lincoln. After seventeen years on, we are witnessing the terrorism that respect eighty zero dogma, certainly from yeah yeah anyway up, your Lincoln Road, the pot proclamation eighteen, sixty three. Earning her, the name, the mother of Thanksgiving,

Eric and prepare forty six million Turkey's for Thanksgiving each year, and I wonder if that seven hours you in everybody's eating alone, should be met, Trent Neighbour, but it has to make their own turkey more might be of interest Just crazy, like one is that the population of- and I really like we're- closed a foreigner million three one million, so I think a quarter of em. No forty, six million turkish. Forty six. Why Turkey for every four people that sounds America, one very ten point: thirty: six million the others like threaded. Forty million a good man, I'm trying with a country that for many people the eating that that country in Turkey's

like this data, got going up when they forty four million? Ok ethic eating California in formulating to every person in governing work. Turkey negative get eaten every year, figure that Turkey's remarks you think so the funding that Turkey's pardon by the present going to live for filling lives did we sent like so that those using various apartments new various says into pardon the turkey, nor yet her Hoover, Coolidge, guess, you're, half re actual Herbert Herbert Is there another Herbert and there is another Herbert then who, I feel I'm renders that's why I w the very recent lifetime no way

keep are the first Turkey, one thousand nine hundred and eighty nine after he noticed a fifty lb bird at his official Thanksgiving proclamation, look a little nervous Every president has upheld the Finnish, never sense, but what happens to that? Lucky bird that lives so to squawk another day, two thousand I were to those turkey went to Disneyland while Disneyworld Parks to service grand marshal and annual thanksgiving parades, I think they are. I would appreciate like the tickets and like the turkey legs, and maybe there are like a metal well, the whole time. Turkey's are kind of actually named after the country, Turkey, The turkey does not really hail from the country. Turkey, during the reign of the Ottoman Empire, a bird called the guinea fowl there is a striking resemblance. The american Turkey was important to Europe from its native North Africa. as the birds came from turkish lands, Europeans called them that Turkey cock and the turkey,

the Turkey got to be rather and bearded when settlers in the Americas begin sending similar looking birds by Europe, name really stuck separately. Took off the last word sad reserve. the joint, probably a good choice: black Fridays, the busiest daily year for plumbers. I reckon I call it Brown Frank sure exterior out is that the FAO ring on Thanksgiving housing forcing out the plumbing system gets overtax. Road router reports that kitchen drains garb, disposals and toilet require more attention. The day after thanks giving any today,

before you have to join the legions playing a hefty holiday bill. Paying you may want to remind your kitchen cleanup, crudest, scrape the place before washing various puzzle- Stick an entire turkey by thirty lays down in law should be fine, is open. Are you. Are you about the wishbone How do you think the wishbone tradition as this is my last maintain forty six SK, I guessed the gas sixteen seventeen actuarial? They don't have my way back before any that breaking which bones to grant seeker wishes, isn't an american original. The tradition has inherited from the British who got it from the Romans who adopted from that

skins and others are dramatically aliens Lubin. They believe the birds had Oracle powers on birds died. They would keep the wishbone and stroke it as they may wishes, which isn't too far off from what we do today, stroke it'll, be that's pretty far back this file. Now, I'm sorry, I didn't really meant nothing really agonies and giving all is not good, not go. We always did the wishbone where so excited about an attractive. My kids willing went slowly yet wet and dry. He let it dry and the new like the next day, oh dear, before it is like the vulgar no wishes.

doesn't work very. Have those your very interesting brown, fascinating idea. Thank for the planning welcome his story about the first thanksgiving fairly right. Things even more that burn? Also Well, I wonder when the sellers came to America, they had like a socialist system, where they were, having like a cat stock of all of them. Supplies and all their food and the governor. What kind of how that work after the Andy, the all that they all have to work hard, but they didn't get to keep what they made in Seoul. He's got a whole first thanksgiving was Aurora starving to death. An Indian came in. I help them and I think, like part of the letters of the governor YU is like

let everyone work hard and keep what they make. The next thing is getting was a little better than a bad deal for ensuring the first one is about a lot of the less. I looked apropos facts. All I've had a thanksgiving. And a completely happy holiday than this whole thing about the genocide of the native Americans and they're, always like the Europeans came in to wipe the Indians with by bringing a plague. but I guess you have to believe they passed out blankets with or they improve, the smallest Morocco. Are you saying that brought it on purpose to flee He apparently all that comes from there's like one letter where General says Maybe you just put the smallpox,

His blankets in driving me crazy anything, but it has taken a mean that, like that is the actual military tactic. There's no evidence that nobody ever did like many challenges on twitter and then I found out. I wish I could hang I gave as necktie, please no plotted murder cancel. We learn about there's a lot of evidence, complete genocide. As far as I know so one of the things I love about listening to the two of you on the pod cast is that I find very company because they just yet this image of two old guys sitting on a parting laughing as the berries all girls at the lover of the other related there's something that so that speaking, do what? What gives you the ability to not let the news of the day she Dounia. Nothing. You do well

I was talking before areas is a thing I can do, that's what they can do. It can make a joke about. Let's not the humor, definitely help you cope, he can't take two years later. The drugs are funny. How shocking before that I feel I feel like I'm. I want to Tom Lombardo Tom Mama meal, I'm Linzer range and his little you and ruin ordering right. Dear. You was heard people by securing he's, got his little property and needs just lives as happy little life and death talk to him about sorrow in his sorrows and destroy the world. Reminds me the bulimic trumpet restoring democracy and he's like like my little land here- and this is a good luck and I in and the reason is because he has basically been around since the creation of an alert, and so he just I've seen tyrants come and go in

sovereign will fade away. I think when we have the dusk illogical like triumph like we know we're gonna win in the end, you things Gauvain for the next five hundred years, and we still win soil. I can have compromised joke about. I think it get energy. Does the oppression satire some more open peace? I think I've come to realize the best thing you can do in those situations is whatever you do. Well then I just like, Do you think, there's like the generic reaction to the situation like this guy's outraging us we should write in the streets. we all have an individual reaction. The things it God made us each unique in mine is usually to make a joke or to make some create over Phil driven to enjoy a mob and react in that way. Sometimes you can like singing yes, but kill your parents

lying to sink, quieter, wire, lower, actually get leading better Jericho. Lotteries must really good things are like about lobbying, is its nine says on joining a mob and destroying you're actually trying to create something to build something make culture trying your new you're, making stuff Europe at this point, my belly

Davy India, Coffee off Guard Disney cartoons related getting really getting drunk in the guardian oak units that are back on again, like DUMBO Devils, light hearted? That movie like the vote, was just I'm getting drunk, so they are of damp ninja theory that all members Niccolo Jesse- and these are good. Do you move? Let's move innocent strieber portion, we're we're gonna Reggie gauge S Europeans as eighty gather yeah, stood any any parting thoughts for our friends, dear God, voluntarily

like everyone around them or other the brother of ear auditing in respect women respect. Maybe I repeat, we want me Mary. Rather there, generic term cistern, brothers sisters, the cistern, foundling Engrossment Babylon Review in less than a mere thankful for you. Yes, we are enjoyed time. Your family's, give thanks to God, happy things happening, hangs, giving people list

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