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We ve come a long way go to our first amateur. We owe to our at now exciting we're very thankful a year ago we had just moved into this place and we had about three people workin here more and started to grow little bit into now. Have All the people has regularly more people here, then we have chairs, which is why Brandon standing right there, but we are very thankful. We think well for you subscribers for supporting and subscribing to the ban on B. That is what makes all this past hopefully when Brian standing off camera to brain, is one of our subscribers standing there. So it's just been a wonderful year for us at the MILAN, be were grateful to God would grateful to you. And we're gonna, give you a clip episode, so they went If you didn't know, recording means we're. Gonna play some clips from from I'm gonna walk down memory lane. If you haven't link, you know, some people have been washed every episode, so you might amiss and stuffs are demonstrating its ones on stuff. There wasn't beauty lot. You know, there's a couple: actually moments in interviews, didn't get watched a lot that

He will get a misnomer, avoid. Undue only represents a subscriber partial, ok, some laborious content of have seen before. So one of the first ones we want to talk about was the worship sighing generator. If you miss this episode, it was one of the fund to my earlier, a video episodes we now we'd. We were still recording on a potato at the time, so that equality is in great, but we something like that. pollution of our sets new value arisen lighting, a rough back them. It was pretty rough. They are. So we have our work of song generator. Anybody can access it. It's on Babylon beat outcome and you go on there in. You is randomly generate worship. Song of your title, a give. U verse good course bridge so we had people go on there and send us their conditions of these songs. Not an overnight play the whole clip or not, but here a couple lives, but so definitely need the one with the two girls doing now, Romney overlooked ukulele or that ukulele not what it worthwhile.

Therefore, any woman oil problem Yonah First World problems right now made so catchy this can even insane yeah really moves guardians of professor real. I think that all the time at the end, my head and, secondly, that they should do fully produce version of it was the dumptruck in that and I was never girl is saying Dumptruck and she D, you get him However, I am sure that we take, we took a shot at one too. Thank God we dinner in and around which hamper our irregular what if we put up this worship zone generator regenerated nearly two hundred thousand unique worship songs from. our yeah it's a lot. There's probably many people push. The button will probably like fifty people did Ok, we have anything like six times freaking out Looking, oh my gosh more to get a good war and then they work are pretty well. We had some people to send in songs now

actually even ask for this year. We never when they put a call out for it. Will we get some against illegal that actually recorded brain regenerated or sign up and they made a real and there are some of them. Promoting good. So let's listen. This is, lazy and Raina Cornerstone just now. Are you crazy? You we live here. Is your answer? Scan your bags,

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you and science museum? because there is no back. Turning back memories, good, natured, chuckles classic lower, so there's another one had to do with songs. We proposed some woke song parities to Buddy Brown Rebound countries. Singer you like this in the back, with tracking sing, songs to Youtube and make apparently whole career out of that whereas we we re relevance that he's done well and move the girl. He sits in his truck liaison early mega career and his house. Look nice. We could see into his house yet like a pool table hit like number one on diet, there's something that's pretty crazy, so as we read a lot of these little jokes in more right, little parity, jokes weapons for our guests and would thus be short segment more. We read these

he's off and it's always a little awkward. If we just like right a joke and read it to someone gets too, do you like? That's pretty funny man are you aware that was Eliza Rosemary Angiogenesis? Is the Portuguese just make jokes, you think you're funny I just sit sit here. What I ve desperate, but this like that body. If I remember I buddy- was laughing so hard like Yale kill them sick and sick, any excess we like to have to leave, I have the www apple other than the one that I was killed them, which I can take over this Joker getting. It was maybe Adam courtiers. Of our writers under our slack channel it was all my alma axes change their sexes with those bunch of work. Very little countries, marriage, Dixon HEAT. I think he ended up making that song. It actually recorded ripped off no royalties down and get me to aim at the very outset.

the splits watches reality right. So we were thinking. There's one thing about your music really biased and like one direction and we're running? If you would think abundance and woke country songs, we were gonna, put you some ideas for some one country songs. You wanna hear me here: We can put back some lyric ideas. got friends and privilege, places I don't know the second one was referring to where they were elected. Dino Mean Mean Z, Rosa, like other pronoun. Sexy me and Z go and visit the dark. I don't know if that's all I met a man. I feel like a person who bleeds Are you lack personable ease the situation?

he's gonna get married. All my axes change their sexes. These are all three for you by Israel, collaboration video with those shamelessly trying to get that Heaven mom, don't let your babies grow up to be their biological genders, stand by your non menstruating person, one joke for ever and ever amen, a woman. Lord, we get a few more. I am a man of constant mask wearing This one needs no changing a boy named sue maybe I works.

I'm so cancelled. I could cry science take the wheel and I like it, I love it. I want some more government guy, like it alone, I want a more government government call are so yeah any of those are just. Let me hear like you know I get into four hundred song. They like rolling down Portland with Cambodia's in the back of a friend in the smart car because they're always rolling down the dirt road. Ondometer dialogue. We have a beer girl all up in it,

But how can we possibly can and must do we just do we just no you'll buddy Brown? First time we ve ever killed someone with our jokes, these kids and whisky back Dearborn inevitable I got along it even murders, Bunny Brown, with human, because the devising of Tennessee. Whisky is going back there lumbermen on the gum, Tennessee Whiskey, who is larger than another one open? and kill you know like butcher man love it watching all these videos in their entirety right here now is great. Case. So this one goes back to when we were well we're digging up some old, weird christian children's entertainment, which, by the way, we need to do some we're gonna. Do that again here. I think that this is done at one the donor, but I'm in here

seen where anger, making some spiritual analogy about being made a new creation or something when red comes out the other with a face, and it has the most horrifying human face, it keeps turning looking everybody like this racking Tobin, it's so funny demon bread, because this one demon, bread scenario to watch us react to our own reaction when we act in terms of the demon bread, the demon, It has lived on. You must know, demon, brag Dan. He has to actually his amateur avatar and now on the Babylon, the and not the demon, bread, The impression is that we need to make one: can we get one? We offer a demon, Bovina Bird weapon mega even bread, replica I should say that we want a demon. Bread still tell Tina that I wanted to make some the demon bread prop are here. We go. Let's demon, bread and crazy, weird christian clips- and this one I put on here- I just discovered thank swam subscribers. like a singing Dona metabolic. Let down at me. The category

guy, on the crowd. It is these days like high car merging of vegetation like without genes. Us is like a dog conserve a hole in the middle of your, let's put some words from the Bible into some girl and then put it in the wonder of it and see what happens. very interesting, I fear now anyway, he's a new creation really needed like a psycho or there more, do I must say it's a lot, don't use it wasn't pity as he's hiding and Martin. What's your name Frankly, it's the The Mai, worry, you return,

standing. Horrified. What did you do that labour there might ass well ass. The man who Mr President, let us purpose, using a new trade in Christ an interesting the interesting. is that every every child in then video died in a horrible acts Is there no really final destination in the world? the Brown died of yeast infections or growth, which was the directions for cooking at bread. he'd do for fifty sprinkle, some say new it'll do rises in certain demon, soul. Yeah like the eyes look like like you know,

You see eyes had been removed from sockets. Sure I regard you out all the time how white and which white there is like Just then, why? And how they are and that their complete civic wards were yet so it looks like they took those Isaac and they like put him on the red discussed. That looks like the missing face. Meat or something is not right to actually took the imo. Of the previous donut man looks like realise how to make a raccoon or something they can hold out the rat. You, oh reckons, do up white in their eyes, were you pull out far enough and they pop goes into some bread, whilst Christians stuff being weird. Then, when I want to see, is you take that bear that their bread? and just zoom in on an advocate of fade to like a red tint and have a good tense like de the higher limit further. Now

do that anymore than him man nightmare I'm not gonna recover from that, but we must boy. You know. Kids are stupid to and the best thing about. Kids. Stupidity is we can exploit it for internet clicks and views and that's what we did when we had kids, both whoever iranian Alliance and he just exploited as little brother to write Mega comic, but one trial we had kids pick some Babylon, headlines and those funny they were funny, There is a good time

fundamentally, kids kind have grasped the basic idea of a neo quite get. I was trying to get my kids to the data centers and the concept of a headline to begin with, so I couldn't get em anger to young women living extent. We mix twenty two again. I think I ve done it a couple of times, but out here we go Sir: let's see how stupid these kids are. As a Christian, you know, gods always there for you, but sometimes things in this life can feel downright overwhelming, and you just need to talk to someone and so the online councillors, faithful accounting dot com, are there for you connect with perfect? christian councillor in a safe in private online environment so convenient. It is, and it's nice that you can talk to someone who shares your faith in values. People that specialise in depression, stress, anxiety, relationships, crisis, a faith issues you not gonna, get that with an atheist council, I'll tell you? What right in use for communication modes text chat, phone and video? You can start communication under twenty four hours desk, mobile web Android man. They got everything

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My mom could be like my kid, my son Kyle. That has very little guys at extending as contact lenses. Mom But so here we go. We're gonna, read your kids. Writing Babylon be headlines. This is from seven year old, childless, couple build robot children to write funny headlines met a manager at six then Clara Super Mario now called boy per Mario because you have to buy the bad guy that more accurate nice. So we couple here: the don't have an aid admitting dimity age on this. Ok, dinosaurs walking around the neighbourhood. That's a good nailed! yeah! You gonna be one report that auto shop. I like this one that would a chicken went to chick fillet to save his friends.

Throw the drinking across the road is goes in their the shotgun means putting back this time it's person President Biden makes a new machine. The tax collector three thousand Lego people. Earth. We can't stand these humans anymore. Are that this is one of my favorites chicken is surprised after walking to a hardware store paint shaking machine. That would be quite sure. I would like to know the back soon enter surprised by everything that you have been very surprised by walls with I'd like to.

I'd like to know the backstory that that had that childhood pic of that they were waiting in line with their kids, their parents at home depot and are looking at the machine going. You know what would really surprise the chicken alright breaking news Restaurants, entire menu is hot dogs. that if the man s ear and they went to a winner, schnitzel everything else like a dog and stick with others whispers, this attack your frightened? Dad your shoes are really giant squishy, blueberries, gotta, dad affiliated TAT was like. I need you to write a headline and they just ignored and completely than just made an answer, but you get. This is from a fifteen year old girl,

U S s, enterprise cancelled for being a constitution class. Starship, then, is that a good start director? Oh that started, I thought there was a well it's a Navy joke while yet, but it is a kind of starch is cut. Is that a constitution class and start right? You have to look at whether report white stuff falls from sky, maybe cloud pieces, weird, Easter report. Weird money has been laying eggs everywhere and they look we're too much here's one from a three year old, named Noah. A big meteor hit the whole world. when a clairvoyant, thirty five year old daughter to have the biggest journey you ve got to eat a sheet

sounds like one of those Japanese turned and make it sound. Like english sisters, you should say I really liked to read the the opinion peace that that one goes with. You wanted the biggest journey you haven't had afore I can see that the real sleep is the friends we made. A long fight five year old daughter all leaves are eaten. No plants will grow, Click farm news. This is Clara again, each six guy just a hole in the wall and says: oh no. This was both happened, more liquor lagoon director. Can we added

That's imagined look if that if the Kool aid man jumped through the wall on the wrong day like whenever she barges through there's, nobody there is like a party was tomorrow. So now yes to rebuild labelling as a walk, my turn things daughter aged fifteen- There's no crisis: the borders is Dana Thor as Org storm. Ass Julia, even that that's an eighty, that's a fifth in your own daughter, I have a hard time: hats school problem area, super nerdy job, I think she's awesome middle schooler. kids demand in person learning to avoid explaining math to parents, everyone Babylon It is absolutely essential,

twelve year old name, Christian Camelot, Harris caught bringing dynamite into Joe Biden Office very she's, just like it, it's the plunge, your shoe Box of Acme, seven signs that your dog is a racist one. They bark at everyone, that's pretty races, work in progress. There is more than that. Eliza from my daughter, Eliza Ethan six year, I thought this is our big finale. and Calvin rub poop in their eyes and now their eyes are burning, and she the drawing this, and you have to why. If you're audio you gotta fill us drawing, really is oh yeah other higher the joke when they look at their shrieking and pain at the very least of her first time really drawing facial expressions, I can be more proud

He doesn't know about Paul, I think like pink. I she doesn't know about those there, but these guys are definitely haven't. They definitely had. I think I like she somehow knows that if you open your eyes, that's what's gonna happen, Conjuncture Vitus, now the Brown a follower, Collins Head is not Calvin added that very mad at him. For that, no that's! Not poop nice is an static hairs on both sides, like a more HAWK mullet, knew a mole it it's a party the front and a party of boy. you're. Very rare investigations were ok. This one is Lincoln Pork making pork so We need to say anything. We can call gonna be out of town. And we had fatty. Come on in fatty acids ago. Decorated Phd professor he's written many books on social justice and theology, but he also just be roommates. With the base player, Lincoln Park

and I want to ask me about that. So We can do this idea for a segment called Lincoln Pork. We eat pork and talk about it in part with this guy. who never got wrote a book or any of the step he decides to sit. There is talk about Lincoln Park, it sounds funnier than it was probably arose. Pre is disgusting, does it, but the really good pork recent pattered is really good local butcher. The guy's kind of four year they freaked out as I thought I was wrong, it wasn't right now we got worms. I was away and I got a text my brother and I were the Rhine and he said Lincoln Poor sounds like I don't know what you're talking about never cleared of Cairo. So at some point Lincoln erode Ethan has a port mallet and other nuclear over five port mouths are the best moment as I made out, and I think that it is very talkative, and I can tell fine waste and also the weird thing about me for that episode was

Usually I get to be kind of a guy who pushes the boundaries and you we? U real it in. I had to be Kyle because I've it Trevor. In various urges bankers, and you have a new found respect for me. After an incitement to some extent, but I did also Newport ballots were made the the pork sausages invalid. Malice and I was like I was the guy Drat pulling everybody and in order tat, I may put my poor multitasking here oh, let lincoln- for this is called Lincoln Pork, at a Lincoln Park and pork while we eat pork, and we have sausages, look at these things from the butcher. Now, apparently, there cooked and safety measures are ice cold. Yeah, we're eating called euphoria, afraid called port, each one is it's. A slimmed down We get us a menagerie linked pork and Lincoln Cheers Cheers guys like you that you do and then shut

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it was work is apparently I haven't achieved enough in life to be known for anything, but the fact that my way, And I went to high school We are in a way that one's cook, the based players. They aren't only these so now you read one know this one's this want. You can't get this consistency. hey, if not alone. In my class at Biola, you will now I am only a complaint, so I went to high school with the base Plehve Lincoln Park days, his name like a cool ban, namely, are we doing as a joke? We renamed him Phoenix cause linking our was up and coming as your Phoenix man, rise from the ashes, somebody with joke name but a stock, and so he's Phoenix Fair. All his last named David

say I live with them out of college in an I'd come home from work in they were Answered the ban was sponsored by Xbox, so there would be like a black trash bag full of every Xbox game ever on the doorstep. Every base guitar ever on the doorstep, every wanted like hitting the guy's a free stuff at first lots of free stuff, and I come home in there would be one day I got back from. There was a Grammy on on the mantel fits like all the others is apartment. It was so did like the EMA. It was a bunch of bachelors around five of US deeds crammed into this like two bedroom, and we would play tracks can jangle witches you just start throwing stopped in their tracks. and then, if you're, the last guy, that you throw your trash the whole thing collapses. You gotta take it out That's room with Chester goes about the break them the earth. In the end, it doesn't really matter.

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So are we went down? I think we had gone away, the Shapiro or female voice actor, who does a lot of the mom and allow the characters and are too She was in for this one and we will have some overstated headlines of all time, the Babylon B and their negative, the fund of looking at those times. I why people hate him so much Ojeda ones. They got ass backlog now are the backlash so that's. What's that you know we put out Bambi headlines of people like sometime buzz, and sometimes we but ones out the people really don't like really dont learning really really like one of them in things they do is right, angry comments and they don't Big like right, Absolutely hate controversial these stories, here's the first one, this happen and made twenty. Sixteen. We wrote this article when Jane crouched died top asperity theologians puzzled over death of Jane Crouch, so this was when we were very new at the Babylon Bee. This was published on the day of Jan crouches. Death.

like those times too soon, and we had no idea like the reach of the bee. The people whom I woke up the next morning and Fox NEWS had covered this. We're like what could me, and Adam were just like freaking out like how? How did this dumb joke that we posed in the internet? Get this? You know why it spread. So it's the first time we kind of realized it like people. looking ambled we're publishing their better be careful was. It is like not controversial, make fun of Jane Crouch, except on the very day that dies you die as day. She dies it's like application and he said yeah. We were under this joke that it's like we're making fun of press, If the ology, like the array of prosperity guy relating to her, how did she die? I thought she could just name and claim health and well you know, but it is a mental sorry. Jan Epps, it will have on this one. front with details of the green New deal occasion, Cortez Cassio Cortez claims not to speak English. We get along hate mail for this one

I thought we were like doing some mexican new calling you seek that elections are devoid of knowing I like anything yet is owed bidding together, but Joe has that you made her speak like some star wars, languid. Yes, she spent. Legally speaking, her to use or something but he's that's not realise as need job or nobody is that the job of the Hut language, yes, Are you gonna take the next one? There is a range of me down, Elsie, accidently strangled herself tying her shoes, because she's so stupid Do you like that? I wish to thank all of these different idea. I never meant to be candid says the same thing again just means so we talked about this and I think if you follows for values, hurt us go on about this, and this is where our favorite might. We want I personally red lines because we really- the troll and waterways. They re.

Actions it gets is the finest part of it because people, can't tell are seriously trying to be funny or rwandan joke, and yet intentionally doing the dumbest Elsie Joke Africa's were constantly accused of damn as each other. We know it is only on one may the absolute demonstrate yeah, we read article its gold, every time they posted it gets so much. I just wondered and we'll get all these things from love there. comedian thing. This is why the right can't joke. They told the same joke twice, while a violent and you'll see other comments like ever seen, one with fresh comedian and they said, wait if their action making fun of themselves here, then they might be better comedy than we think they are. And then an alibi pillow guy unveils new product for anyone still following him. My strength is bold. Joked make our audience they like what, We interviewed like when we interviewed him. So let's get a lot.

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Photoshop, look at the most beautiful me right there in the north is growing. Italy and those headlines were problematic again PTSD that ain't it chief. While you aren't you, Well that achieve aimed at me. I don't know what had dressed. That is, so David Store was a guess that we had, who does not a prank show my favorite. and everybody watch that was my favorite innovative one of em, and here he was so funny that we almost just needed to say tells another one. Fails. Another story. He runs. A bunch of prank shows a famous where the basement scare tactics He has lived a life of high high budget planking like crazy intricate scenarios. So he is this the best stories in the imo.

friend? Who? So I think the story we're gonna give? You is one where he told about they did a prank. Were they said this very difficult? and so they have somebody in there and their passing around clearly a drink that is poisonous and each person is Are things are dying gurgling out for off So this, let him tell it, let him tell them. This is what this is psychology like of they buy this. Maybe I can push it here. Do not mine, I'm ok, I'm gonna pull back a bit, I wanna be child, become normal whatever and second, am I constantly looking at their eyes and like Z, darting around. I want them to avoid looking around the room because they, as they could spot a camera, but am also like gauging elected just click. Put like it's like going I should like my thoughts on the water like an act, real stupid, like it. If it is it, my phone on the desk is ringing I don't answer it like what what will he do? Excellent some music. You curious like about like you for your answer

those at me ass. I had just died as it just like little little like psychology, psychological test. I guess I'm doing in the moment and when the real funny like when you have hot and you can just play space and get them wound up in there being come, there sings some what's funny stuff. We had one on scare tactics. It was a cold and that their they're gonna pass? The cup final? it was like everyone's gonna drinking the cup and we're gonna go see. Are you know Haven't you father without any of their past and the company rehearsal like ok, so you pass the cup uniform at the mouth. You're gonna did tell us, he has no line. You are so this guy guy was voted. The couples coming

our mark a very clear. In the meantime, alleys actors are taken, zip farming in their going down somewhere like them rather cab he's gonna protests were kind of push. It will How do I get in here he'll say no, I don't get a trick it so the passes Germany. It looks at an early hour. Here comes a ghost. Past it and we're in the twinkling what in light of the debate. It didn't work out, praying they work. I go. I met you, care something all their comfort of where'd you go. Did you understand with a cup was, maybe then it goes yeah yeah yeah you drink decoupling. You die yeah. That was a bit. I guess I guess I follow me- would be Why did you? Why did you bring the cop? I guess

a man of my time ago, my time, what realise how many they went in room dude, I re feathers, namely those we Finally, so this, actually the subscriber portion of this up. So this another one of my favorite interviews, I love, talk and cops and, having tell me cop stories, if you want to get on the bow, Omby Pike Ass, just tell you think, you're a cop, even economic data, Greg creating the guy who headed up the Tupac Biggie thing, those guys wrappers, investigate the other, I didn't kill him near hidden instigated today so he'd whole story on the subscriber portion. About a lady, those on math and it wasn't me playing it down

he was like yeah he's, actually wasn't big deal. Lackeys I got, I will have the many interesting. Was this one time it was like. A wily Coty cartoon negotiate the career she's. On power lines. I don't wanna go to too much away and it just keeps one upping itself as it goes on. Who is often so? Why doesn't Patrick But of course there are many areas in the kind of excitement of things. I've seen people porter pepper spray. the wrong way. Right back at, like I said, I've seen cops getting hit with nice sticks and now cop guns getting pulled out of their holsters flying down the street. I remember one time Long story is please. While the thing at our saw this girl, it was on pc, he we get the call suspicious personal pc pay. We get there and its house. That's next to this open parking lot. The parking lots got a big, huge, shaming, Prince round it we get there.

she's on top of the roof that its? Oh, it's a one story: how, as a dormer, sissies, really up their height but naked stand. they fired or every standing on top of that, the peak of this house, there were two houses on five its clear. You know: she's got that thousand yard glare she's, not responding eating machine. She just standing up there besides, I'm gonna go around the back of the house. Who can I have it there's through reforms that we have a surrounded? I climb a tree, and I get up on the roof. I don't know what I'm gonna do you know that I may get up there in a day or try to talk or down or something, but I guess, up there I get on the pinnacle, the river, the peak of the roof. She looks at me I looked at her and I start walking a hey: hey this calm down, calm down, she kind of runs down the runs down the roof: and writing when she gets to Eve she jumped into the parking lot

now. This parking lot has like about a ten to twelve foot. High chain link fence three through you take three lines of razor wire: three he's a razor where, on top of this fence she job all the time we have to do in the next three jobs in her legs. Your lower legs catch that Wired magazine flip thirty. She doesn't get caught up in it. It just trips are so she's trying to clear it. She doesn't her legs hid it in and she gets based plant You didn't listen it inside that parking. So in I climb back down we're trying to figure out how to get into this. You know this suit your parking lot, these gates and we're watching her and she runs all the way across. The parking lot goes to a building no one can believe this, but I'm telling you exactly how this happened. She runs up a stairwell. An exterior stairwell of a building runs up. Next to a telephone call its there yet

on the telephone poor in runs across the telephone wires. What she's running like like a trapeze artists, writers on run out on pvc peace. I don't think that's helping her. Obviously it is is he's like a rat on that line is running a crushing. I really like you see balls, you don't get electrocuted, you only get electrocuted. If you judge to these issues on recent bouncing and one right, she's, all one running across he's running not doing like the slow, no, no, no she's running in doing doing a relatively good job for private fifteen. Twenty! Maybe thirty feet gives considerable this and she's like right, warlike, woe vanish balls from bear in goes right through the roof of a shed. Now you know those sheds that have like the wavy fiberglass they're, just a cheap sheds that had like a wavy fiberglass then she just goes right through thy ruffles periodic she's exactly. I grew ruffles retention. She d Russia's right through that,

They were all now we're just getting into the parking lot. We found the front gate we're coming through the parking lot, and if this is like out of, and we should use terms bust. You know you can trust you now the doors of this shed in still run across the parking lot now chasing your I'm I'm in the lead and I'm chasing her, and I don't know why I did this, but I thought this was a smart thing to do, and I know geyser running behind me, so I just take gun out of my holster and I set it on the ground. Real, quick, I'm Schriner, just put it on the grounds. I knew that if I grabbed her, the last thing I wanted to do is have my gun with me, and so put it on the ground. I know somebody behind he's. Gonna pick it up. She read is those the defence line before me and she starts climbing. The fence line I catch to a right when she's it about five feet. I jump up and I grabber legs and I think it ok is on a month for the flight of my life, because she's built like a like an olympian pages. We're incredible, build he very, very muscular and

grab something unjust in and then the minute I got my hands around her. She just turned a Plato, she's completely complied industry. There we put handcuffs, our no Russell, no resistance night, and it was the strangest thing tcp. here's the tender touch of grid gaining that right to better crackhead whisper I wrote it out. I wrote it I've just like it I really got out of a message. I want to start now. It's too long we're trapped and we can't stop now more those. How is it is a very fundamental grammar emulate where we want to look more was fun reliving that very eager to get indeed alright, our adding one favorite clip so Patrick has submitted. This is his favorite. This was an interest favorite intro to a interview show this is the James White.

So I think that happening somewhere. You got kind of offended or something was John. mention Germany? Would you say I download Arthur? Like you? I don't know I offended him or something liar. I like a euro like offended. Can you use that word that I'm pretty say I say that you call John Macarthur loaves. I say not us low like an academic mating, sound like not smile. You meet me, I'm like you're putting Jamak referendum at the same level as like jewels yea, exactly a carrot. you're smart. You write books either for the scholarly level, but that's all I'm saying is started there. The books down you'll see, see I will need we laugh about it all the time here. It's affair at moments that join us and laughing a little over one woman to them. Lobby interview show a show where we interview people we Do a lot of interesting people on the Babylon Bee Interview show

That's what we do in the member interview show now, because we are not very interesting. No I'm Ethan colleagues, that I'm Kyle that's illegal and today, which are James White, it was an apologist. He runs Alpha make omega ministries either in a bunch of books and a lot of different topics. He kind of there is a lot of people, I am calvinist and eat, kind of injured. meta Calvinism or at least reinforced the Calvinism that I had discovered on in more shallow sources. So I'm gonna live been internally sort of well I had been kind of introduced Calvinism through, like christian pop music, yeah sure through the movies like final destination and shallow through it through, like, like John MC, Arthur, nothing that he's shallow but, like I just heard some CERN Amiss and

shallow John Mccartin do, though he is more on our agenda, but he is not like a pop level right, like these pop monitor, and we re came round a different world I guess you gotta go to school, he past or not a scholar and an apologist, so he's he's these get. It he's gonna put things out. What are you doing? the signs of about that? We defend them about what I do not die anyway. yet do Kyle knew this. Guy is now more than me. Thank you read more was books Ivan Ready, even but not every city, like a scholar and like a pasture that just like free like pasturing, it is because she was

What is the good guy wrote so we're done alive were dying James right and it's the good governance. Yet he debates Catholics debates. King James, only s he debate, People who think you don't need scripture. Are you just other stuff to besides scripture its people. That forgot all about the trinity and he debates Islamic Lama, Zionists Muslim Muslims like some guy with a mega hat, would say: muslim yeah most We thoroughly destroy this by guess: we're gonna talk of James, why it is a common view of the digital airwaves right now here comes the worst thing in the world is when you're laughing at something and really enjoying it and you're, not paying any money for it that sucks you feel really guilty

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