This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 11/13/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like the pandemic being officially over now that Biden is President-elect, Biden’s secret list of cabinet picks getting leaked by The Babylon Bee, and the party against fascism, the Democrats, are creating a giant list of enemies because that always ends well. Also, The Bee’s big ‘covfefe’ table book The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee Volume 1 is finally hitting the streets and we have weird news and glorious hate mail!
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Introduction
Kyle and Ethan talk about why Kyle looked like a hobo last week, vacuum haircut devices as seen on Wayne’s World, the brand new The Sacred Texts Of The Babylon Bee Volume 1 available now and whether or not to accept the election results.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Dungeons & Dragons
- Basic Rules
- Starter Set
- Tomb of Annihilation
- Tomb of the Serpent Kings
Ethan likes Bear in the Back Seat by Kim Delozier and Carolyn Jourdan.
Weird News
“Bigot” has been given a new dictionary definition (NTB)
- Oxford English Dictionary’s definition of ‘bigot’ now reads: "A person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group."
- It no longer reads: “A person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions.”
- Authorities said Ragsdale kept up the ruse even as she was being arrested Thursday, at one point pretending to talk into a radio supposedly hidden under her shirt and urging the FBI to send someone to her aid, according to The Polk County Standard Journal, citing police. She also claimed her credentials were electronic-only when officers asked to see identification.
- Can FBI agents demand chick-fil-a?
Russian scientists discover huge walrus haulout in Arctic circle
- What the heck is a haulout - is it pronounced “haloot!” which is another word for Walrus dance party
- There were 3,000 walruses found in Russia
- The animals are believed to be going further and further south as scientists believe their habitats are warming and melting due to climate change
- Is John Bolton among them? How is he doing?
"Hey, Siri … How old is the president?" Her answer might shock (and infuriate) you (NTB)
- For some period of time, Siri would tell you how old Kamala Harris is… not Donald Trump or even presumptive President-elect Joe Biden
- Kyle tried it and it worked
100 Year Old Disc Golf Player Breaks Guinness Record With Long Throw
- At age 90 set a World Record when he lobbed a disc at a distance of 189 feet
- At age 100 threw a disc 189 feet for the over 100 age bracket
- Shinn said he is proud of his world record, but he feels like he can beat it again
Indian man builds 9-foot-long marker pen for Guinness\\\\\\\ record
- This one is just to piss Kyle off.
Parrot returns to British Owner speaking Spanish - four years after disappearing
- Nigel, a grey African Parrot, flew away from his home in California in 2010, but was returned to his British owner, Darren Chick, after he was discovered in Torrance, California.
- The bird’s British accent is gone, replace by fluent Spanish and someone called “Larry”
King of West African Tribe returns to gardening job in Canada
- Eric Manu became royalty when his 67 year old uncle, Dat, passed away last year
- He moved back to British Columbia, he has returned to landscaping and gardening in the town in a bid to raise cash for his 6,000 strong tribe
- Manu hopes to improve healthcare with all the money he raises
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Summary: After almost a year of suffering under a devastating killer pandemic, America was relieved to learn that the pandemic is officially over after they saw huge crowds of people smashed together celebrating Biden’s apparent electoral win.
- You still can’t go to church or go to a funeral, but hey!
- People were celebrating in the streets in mass crowds when major news like the AP and others declared Joe Biden the President-elect on Saturday 11/7.
- Scientists predict if Trump manages to flip the results COVID will return with a vengeance
Story 2We at The Babylon Bee have acquired a top-secret list of Biden’s cabinet picks. Here they are.
Story 3
The political party vocally opposed to fascism, the Democrats, have begun creating lists of undesirables
- AOC’s tweet
- The Trump Accountability Project
- “Remember what they did,” the group’s sparse website declares. “We should not allow the following groups of people to profit from their experience: Those who elected him. Those who staffed his government. Those who funded him.”
Topic of the Week
The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee
- Retrospective on the life of The Bee
- Pull our favorite articles from the book
- Read through some of the new infographics
Hate Mail
This guy really hates Jonah Goldberg.
Subscriber Portion
- Behind the Scenes Update
- Mailbag From 13yo Kaitlyn and Jana asks about our podcast diet.
- Bonus Hate Mail
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- Headline Forum - Subscriber Headlines of the Week
- Got Any Cool Stories? / Calvin Update
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and I was like oh yeah. You know I did wake up kind of haggard, but
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whichever metaphor you prefer a writer diving or digging here we go.
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Ok, so I found this book called bear in the back seat, a camera I found it, but it sir.
Actually, I would recommend the audio book. This is a book,
written by a ranger who worked in smoky mountains in Tennessee.
Ass. He interact with bears cancelling the also dare to tell other stories, but a lot of bare stories. But
had this guy. This really awesome Appalachian accent do the audio book. So us all our rapporteur, Hallway topic, I can't do that-
It's also a family, friendly and funny. There's a lot of funny stories in there all true stories, and it has been the fee
every road trip book than I'll, but our family listens to Philip
only the kids love it and their Lang. There's another volume and his two volumes now
but you I highly recommend audio book. It's a great family, listen solvents,
bears in the wilderness anecdotes, their anecdotes ranger, who has worked with the
all the issues with bears are going to like the bear in the backseat story, as a story where he has a tranquilized bear and they have to put it into a helicopter and get it to care before wakes up
so it's like. Lately they couldn't get anywhere else. It is in the back seat and they know
but at some point it's going to wake up and things are going crazy, beginning of some family.
Only comedy what we have is story stories by him and all the wild
out there in staff and a lot of us just a lot of funny little anecdotal stories, that's fantastic, good stuff
Check it out so going to dungeon dragons today,
I can't remember if I ever officially talked of a dozen dragons and stuff- that's good! Well, we know but
Yeah, like a basic stuff, is good geeky, Chesterton yeah. We know the hurrying, and rightly so, but
the recommended. A couple of specific products so far
If you knew aeroplanes in drugs, you go online and you can get the basic rules set for free, it's just a pdf and you can actually fighters and dragons just for free
Roll Dyson Line and fear paper in pencil or just use your computer. It's good
so you can, even though, on the indeed beyond, and you can just create your character on the screen and electric everything very role, your dice right on there, so you don't really need any supplies which I like
because a lot of like if you're in do any nerd culture stuffing board names. Video games, you spend a lot of money, so this is nice
something you can play with your family. That's just
download the rules. If you
I spend a little bit of money. There's the starter said, which is like twelve box or fifth
in books on Amazon and it comes with dice, premiss characters and it comes
a little adventure- that's actually really good introductory set, so you can check that out and
I wanted to recommend to more
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I just said that you were sleeping and
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this is for you to move an eyelash in is a hard cover book and if you ve played, if you ve got,
through the starter said, and you want to play something. That's a little more hard core to of annihilation is a lot of fun and
because I feel bad and unjust. Recommending like this stuff. That's good thing. I'm like hey, check out this product from Hasbro, a giant
Cooperation when the biggest companies in the world, as proposed in the words of the coast,.
I wanted to talk about a little there's, a little module. You can get Khartoum of the serpent kings and we'll have a link.
There it's on drive through our Fiji and that's like
and a designer just built this fund little dungeon and you can play without? Basically,
any arbitrary system to seven kings, love on its brutal, your character
pride Dinah, which is I favour kind of India's killing on the characters, also organ of,
We're gonna work on getting a deity one shot governor force, Ethan deflect Cape and not false. Only if I can have cigar own doing
Absolutely I just gonna somewhere news.
This has been stuff. That's good. This news is weird. Oh man, this news is weird. I was there
look at how this headline
big. It has been given a new Dexter dictionary definition,
are not to be.
So the Oxford English dictionaries, definition of big it used to read a person,
intolerance towards those holding different opinions.
Than economic sense. Yeah we're the law
longer new one updated fixed, so
all dig. It is hey. I don't like your opinions,
get out of here: very human garbage cans, adopting the new big it
a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion or faction
Specially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people,
on the basis of their membership of a particular group.
I don't even understand that. What what's the point of that just made a more confusing yeah, I don't get with their. What are they?
doing any. What's the angle here like they're making it so that you can define more people is big. It's because I still on the our specific, more specific, her people more specific, her.
Stop seated beginning. That definition has nothing to do with being a big it. A person who
unreasonably attached to a believer opinion like
I really like.
I don't know, he's a munificent people's okay to be bigoted towards, because there are no answer but of what would the weird thing is?
they re they redefined it to be like if you're just really passionate about something, that's being
governance as well, especially if you hate other people, because so, if you're yeah
recently Tatches Emily. All opinions are faction. I got to sell it. That's not right soaring understand why they redefining just more confusing now well, must be happy that were making progress in the right direction. Com so be negative,
And my sounding like a big: it's, how dare you questions
woman arrested for pretending to be FBI agent in demanding free cheerfully. She even
Doc into her shirt like she was calling backup.
I'm at the check Langer and give me the free market are over, so why I thought
Samuel sought more took place.
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come in commander.
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was that the whole reason she dressed as an FBI agent was to get free check boy. That's what
creative. Of all the reasons you could she.
Also urged the FBI to send someone to her aid
does not give me the maggots Bertha Zodiac up.
She also been claimed her credentials we're electronic. Only when there
they selected.
If we allowed an ideal,
Why did they even get to the point where they're asking Grady? Likewise they just like we dont, give FBI agents for Egypt,
level they really do. I mean she knew something we don't know that gets around like that. You can is that's it
become FBI agent. If that's real, I like your plant here, playing at a fatal flaw. You know she should have pretended to be like someone. They would give free chick fil a to like, oh, but I'm from corporate now show up in the chick fil a thing I'm from corporate
or FBI's pretty authoritative, so someone here has been compromised. I need to compensate those, but I think I feel, like some restaurants lino be like elbow what war cop the meal for
this officer or that year higher fighter. But FBI doesn't feel like it has that level.
Well. She walked on issues like
Hey army. I love chicken. Strips only got a dollar
I'm in the Fbi- and I literally just stopped a terror bomb going off
look my hand, so I don't think so. It's perfect lands, we s, I mean thousand people could have been dead better and I haven't
Russia, Russia,.
Russian scientists discover,
huge walrus, hollowed out in arctic Circle,
What is our whole out is pronounced. Russian pollute
which I believe is another word for wars, dance party. You see that
I salute going on down. Learn in Arctic. Act becomes Wallis's raving from ecstasy. Commander
come on down to the barn scrawny. We're gonna have a real holier than a real Lou down there
There are three thousand wars found found there is in Russia.
In that we have in this outlining the intact as Russia's huge, somewhat surprised by the main three thousand martyrs in olive Russia, so as a whole loot measure
a unit of measure. I think it's just hall out, but I never heard that term hall out of lawlessness
I thought you said that you are here its proud to loot. You were just guessing. I get
I was wondering, is it, but I never seen the word holidays cuz. It's all in word salute.
We went to see world over the weekend
and we saw the walruses. You saw, pollute.
With our real Hulu most by a small percentage of absolute. But I really don't know who did so
I guess, if I had read the signs, maybe I can define it in Britain. Redefine words are making him up
so let me and my wife have been saying throughout the week since we want to see where we need to be more like the wallaces, be like the Wallaces good.
Youtube has everybody's all stressed out over the election and stuff, and we,
there and they are just like lying on their backs, like they rebuilt swim backwards to the water just like, and they just stare at using a by
The war is basically like. Oh I got quadruple amputees. Uk Chesterton
We just have norms, are legs, Jai Moustache and they just gonna lay there because they can't move much. So now. I need to see this Photoshop below and see what the G, Kate,
John Bolton jump out and joke. Yes, he was part of that pollute. Is there or even though I think there are real
What is the significance of the story
so not use the wars in this area and suddenly there are.
Their believe you're, going further and further south scientists believe their habitats are warming and melting due to climate change,
running away from the melting, I'm looking at the picture, and it's like a giant pile like appear.
Mid of wars. Anyhow, they look at the pig. Maybe that's why it's interesting they're, making a
arrest pyramid, we're gonna, renamed Smiley, interesting new sounds good
Hey SIRI, lousy in him,
how old is the president soon she says now.
Now you're gonna rang out. They changed it so
for a while there you would say how old is the president and she would say, Camelot Harris is on an issue here. Forty years old
You're so crazy, that's it!
it's your video liability myself doing and put my twitter she's its punishes like good. Now I got an ipod I'm here. Let me see that this year
my wife's like
It's over it's easier as weird suddenly
is what is your, the twenty one? Twenty twenty one model, what you're Ipad.
Yet the news now and they like releases a new model in the next year, even though not that you yet
as one another they annual
yeah I'll. Do that with cars and the twenty that in all new twenty Twond,
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science or basically, I think there was some search algorithm, whatever they used to do this kind of thing, cuz, there's like I'd, it's all behind it, someone
found the code that always misinterpreting the word president as blah blah blah to you broke it down and deconstructed it.
I see like if you're this a guy mean
I cannot allow civil wars missteps their lot. Do not the current one she's, not the boats using me. The vice president
but not if we have anything to say about it right, cause, yeah scary,
One hundred year old, disc golf player breaks Guinness World record with long throw
so what I like about this one? It combines
The thing you love with a thing you hate, Kyle, I'm very conflicted here. Let's get this gulf, you hate Guinness World records, but he was ninety when he said a world record and loved a disk,
hundred eighty nine feet. Is I lock it now
but an age one hundred he threw disc a hundred feet
for over one hundred age bracket. Is that a lot for a hundred year old guy we're courses and recognised
course Venetian. He said
These proud of his royal record tile.
But because I can beat it again areas
Yet this is early in this as soon as is KIT Carson there. That's my kit, Carson and set the asking need a curse.
Around here, get of interviewed him. Now we can be it.
So something I could do better.
Ok, so this is the Guinness World record for the over one hundred age bracket.
If you're over a hundred Uranus, let's bring brethren
boy let my hands off right over there and not just to make
a profound busied. I knew that you would be to have set
indian man builds nine foot long. Marker pen, forgiveness, record nine foot marker horrible,
without like morality, is in the picture, though I thought this was lacking.
Take the driver is martyrs and you put them together, email. I got the impression it's like a giant sir marks a lot. He has built a generic marker. Yes, massive, like look at his look. How happy is like it did
me mom and dad.
We know we were on our family trip to the EAST Coast, Maya,
My dad made us drive through a blizzard. He drove us
This blizzard he's like reaching his hand out the window to like, wiped the thing, so we could see the world's largest globe in May and we hope
and we arrived in its like there. It is the globe and we drove back through the blizzard actively whoever realistic yeah like the jailing ball twine. Yes, I can understand this is like that. You know you can read Dax. You know an entire document with like one yeah easily with this. I guess that's the point to note the point is spreading.
Its if God wants to sign things now that I'm thoroughly angry, but not to go to them.
One pair it returns to british owner speaking Spanish
for here has after disappear
dangling out of it, either parent returns to his sound like the owner, speak Spanish, so the parrot.
Didn't speak. Spanish flu anyway learn spanning. Therefore, in his letter, it all up
he's got like a suitcase, it's got the Mexico. Stick! Your honor for somebody who knew
So Nigel flew away from his home in California, but was returned to his british owner after he was discovered in torrents, California. This is not a twists and turns here
Wait, so he did. He ever go to Mexico early just learned many got taken by my family. I don't know.
The birds british acts. It was gone, replaced by flew in Spanish,
and someone movement and so
and called Leary like it.
The bird talked about a game. Larry lot
may boost Larry
look Euro Larry,
some guy budgets runs dislike parrot brainwashing for
the Mexican again another one. The bilingual parrot project donate now she's qualifies as we call them. I guess everyday, usually it's like they learn much cousin.
Freedom must by king of west african tribe, returns to gardening job in Canada.
King of West Africa try returns to gardening.
In Canada.
As the different than return of the king
Look is a different angle.
Is a big deal in your king in Africa. I don't know how that works, because it seems like you meet guys that gamma king in Africa, the manoeuvring.
So he sounds like you York at chick play.
Sounds like some kind of family Friendly Disney comedy, and that gives yes it is.
This phone call like your uncle passed away: you're the king and yes, then he's,
No sorry you're, not the king. Now,
at a gardening jollity afraid he still the king, but this
just a trial has lost his job. It didn't come
like Raymond, fortunately rags is like cars at one of us could be king of this, the onto your so you're, the king.
So he headed back in lands
being gardening in order to raise money for its true living
This is a true, humble servant. He adds the guy got
back to be funny to imagine the cartoon version you're just a headline. I just imagine the king he's out there, like you.
We are awaiting the garden when I was a king back in Africa. I have this guy tennis, racket body, just yeah from the bushes is getting crazy. Bert would come into the gas station. I worked graveyard shifting
he's cared a tennis rapidly. I told you about him. He claimed to be the rightful king of Hawaii.
We had this whole story about our use, the rightful king in Hawaii when he was there. He had like some crazy mine step in and he believed the Alps to break in many recipes, Patsy Jack and MIKE Tyson or his children.
Because the government stole his material used to make children if your man and created them to be perfect. Human specimens is while
He had great, is an all night entertainment when you come in.
This king hopes to improve health care with all the money he raises.
I have born in all the route, a big as the garden
like a mad. He gets the tribe together and he has like a slideshow.
Survive- have plan MAC, Roof Healthcare
Canada, Canada
more than once, Jim, if you hadn't
this doesn't stories of the week.
Every week stories please are some of them:
There are almost a year of suffering under a devastating killer pandemic. Amerika,
relieved to learn that the pandemic is efficiently over after they saw huge crowds of people smashed together, celebrating buttons apparent electoral. When I
We turn on open up twitter on Saturday morning, somebody like yeah merged together. Doing, though, I am CS said, the White House yeah because I was supposed to own trumped- goes: he did it at his things, how's that own him his rallies and will this layer.
Look like, ironically own tremor, didn't we. What are you gonna do if he's really gone, and I'm a lot of luck, listless people now tat is below.
We're gonna drifting around, not sure what the hell you nothing to do with my my lost their even know it Tudor foreign out
Like other republican radio house, when Obama went out office here,
the my personality around this lies.
Was to do now.
We get some videos, those, but you can't we gotta watch the plainest videos of these crowds dance and it's like sorry
You couldn't go to your dad's fewer on everything. Yeah
bacon, busier dying, wife now hospital here, we're dancin, never dancing around
there's a weird cognitive dissonance to cuz. I see people that are like defending
like what are wearing masks most people room asks work. That's the get the Biden Campus,
simple. What was it that they were saying when, when the black I've met a protest, we're going on
Well. Racial psych messages
is like racial injustice leads to bad health outcomes their morning, Governor Coom US and therefore we miss De Palacio therefore protesting actually help
fight depend him who had been at the socialist international logic to make that ok, amazing. Whatever.
But basically seems like we're going into the second wave of this pandemic, like all these numbers are good
way back up again is entering the winter months, and I have the double up with
flew in all this
and it's flu has season, so they flu has season, so they always count per season. The amount of deaths and support this just keeps getting tat tag darling these minorities, like did the death all of them.
Flew, can all time from a big.
All the strange. This is how many people have killed them been killed by the flu
Now we have that one million deaths and see it as a counter on their. So let us keep Goin Majors constituting afraid, but we are basically, it seems like it does not matter. People are mandating cities and governments and states are managing masks or locked downs, and it's like doesnt matter. All the things are stolen,
yeah! That's never really going to work in a thick well great! So thanks
in for ending the pandemic. We appreciate it.
He use quotas, saying America can finally get back to work. I can gets to sniffing
to approve this approval and the New York
stays state
phone is news:
man.
Jerry, I guess if this, if violence coup to take over the country works- and we are unable to fight back and get the rightful president Trump in
I'm curious! What will happen? Is he gonna go in and be like lockdown masks now this
raised the problem of mandatory mass leave. You'd moment you leave your house and, if you're like out the middle of nowhere right, which he actually
doesn't have the authority to do
and so I don't even know how you would enforce it like to create a new police force of federal.
Various questioning the authority of the present.
I dont question the authority to present it now, but on January twenty earlier
Then it's really getting older than its a revolt. So we can we,
become the resistance. Them will become the resistance highly we too flipper sticker Ethan will have the purple here. You have on your pc that girl that's going she screaming at the purple, hair and the glasses. I should dresses her for home. Indeed, we should totally go to Washington D C
on the inauguration. Hence the governess.
But if from positive through gets all these lawsuits proof
that he actually is the rightful president and covers back home in the other. Scientists have said,
yeah, but there's one worrying. I because bite is going to push it like
masks lockdown on a strong leader, but-
Time the media not gonna, reported as intensively so
which will be like yeah to be sure. I like a month of like masks and blob of love. Is you don't trust me do and then it will be like well,
cured in a month. Piano stopping done. Did you see trumps claim that they delayed the release, the announcement of the vaccine until after the election? I guess you this. This company announced the vaccine, and then there is in a report that they called the Biden campaign and said we ve got the vaccine.
Notified tramper the way has worked. Well, I don't true that is
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no more electricity, but electricity been banned secretary to end electricity,
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The political party vocally opposed to fascism Democrats have begun
creating lists of undesirables helplessness at her
in writing the Germans. Diverging that's just the gesture. Should we fix those do not know. That is that you,
that was the joke. That is the joke. I suggest such coastal yeah. It was just an ironic way. We weren't ripening, how likely it says the vote. The political party vocally opposed to that
democratic, zinc, easy this gate area. I type that summary I need read them credit, but I'm dead gently
to explain it, but it is Alexandria across who Cortez said this. Has any
archiving these trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny either complicity in the future. I foresee decent probability of many deleted, tweets, writings and photos in the future.
And then so, there's a group called the Trump Accountability Project DNA.
No wonder you can eat in the tropics,
ability done that, and it says, remember what they did.
We must never forget those who furthered the Trump agenda.
Would it be these lists of trump supporters, defining as they have the kids in the cages? Big picture? That's why they came from the alarm. Allison!
son. There was this guy Adam Review by the scientific advice. Also, freaked me out, isn't it
weeks I'll, be launching a new website usual, be able to see every neighbor who financially donate Republicans on a map.
Be encouraging used progressively, but non violently confront these people. No safety for fascist enablers.
And I looked it up- and this guy is troll, but he actually is on the line.
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so where's your kind of believes them, but he says he's just trying to four
got people's reared, Andy Kaufman, so weird, so it
the other than the money that the one I find funny about it as a key posted that is satire, link or nights. I just tried it
roll people on the right, but a section within
seems like I am a great idea.
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never servant. Office join a corporate board, find a faculty position or
accepted into polite society. We have a list. We have a list that always ends well,
societies there may lists of people yeah that always goes well right. Yeah. We it's good lesser good, Mr Good Captain,
We should not allow the following groups of people a profit from their experience, those who elected him, those who staffed as government those funded him.
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welcoming our fellow Americans with whom we differ politically and then a bunch of words like and then it says all the funny thing is that the ban on me.
Predicted this August. Seventh. Twenty nineteen Democrats proposed creation of national trump voter registry. Do not approach, do not forget that you did for you to forget them trump voter. Do not approach. Has different ideas and is very dangerous,
well said sad, remember people is damaging lists. Usually
Upon this themselves, we need less like people who want to make lists which enhance democracy, yeah, really to list the list, bankers who are making lists which everybody,
on the list of your regular topic in a week or we're gonna talk about those sacred texts of the battle.
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So here's a chapter ensure all the streets of it for the chapter on world views.
Narrow is the way said: Jesus
outlining the main problem with the christian world. Do you can
maybe criticise Satan for a lot of things, but not narrow mindedness. If there
one thing: Satan gives you it's lots of options and ways to look at the world,
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and by how all the modern world views led to lots of hate filled screen
but of other world views led to a sense of smug superiority. Aren't they just as good.
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and we started from her dad
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the Museum of the Bible displaying original golden tablets containing the Jesus free clerics. Yet
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the USA and fine when you're like list. As you did a more than ever, the attic account I gotta go to remember freedom and make sure they're, ok,
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as an aid, the elevation of elevation, church water baptismal,
which my favorite not enough. We might get that picture. This guy appeared this gap
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solely water. Science is stuck on state from Google images, rehab copy pasted it onto a video capture of steam for pushing forward. So well, so here's a biblical guide to children
Number one don't make the men were too: they lay cool hats for old people, scriptural references and now I may never one of that when a few six for number two, they make cool hats for old people, because it says grandchildren are the crown of the aid measures, they aren't very smart.
Folly is bound up in the heart of a child. Take their ipad away and it'll go superciliously was a profit. Twenty nine to set this boy, your son. He will give you rest. This give me rest
and don't let them be on american idol. Little children keep yourself survival, but they have been. Children is again towards the end of it
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