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Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

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Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.

Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.

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Ethan’s glass table broke

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Weird News

Groom's Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day

Two Men Arrested In India For Using Monkeys To Steal Cash From Unsuspecting Victims

Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses

Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree

Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood

David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell

Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm

Chicago Car Thief Participates In Zoom Court Hearing For Stealing A Car From Inside Another Stolen Car

The Pentagon Has Developed A Microchip That Goes Under Your Skin And Can Detect Covid-19 Before Symptoms Arise.

Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record

10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist

Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke

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Some say, moreover, that working on did you idiot. You cartoon, waste our time, innovation, digital agenda item- if I call you stuff cartoons, conquerors animations though, and I did works of art Arabs, The big thing happened this week for me was so we have this old table. We ve had for a while the giant, peace him hard heavy ass. It used to be jerked. My wife's, like kitchen table a mood in the playroom and it is a little I'm kind of thankful that it gets so broke it like shattered into he's in pieces and it had like of whose covered and legos so there's this decision. I gotta go now your picture, but there's just this pile of broken glass and tons of legos, the middlemen, player implore and you rather step on the glass than later this year
because I posted on Facebook, all the guys you're saying: oh yeah, that's it that's a loss, agglomerated jokingly, saying like burn house down, move somewhere else answer, but also there is saying: oh yeah, that's obviously what you do a sweep all that up and just go by some new legos Mama. my wife's much too frugal. So although it was a friggin expensiveness, we picked out every single lego. I would do that time. So here you met him, but I would have happily swept- and I will go by smaller egos, phone, the kids- don't usually there are also new different pit its yearly specific, because you build this for the kids and then they immediately just dns torn apart Calvin. I understand that if you bought the Lego Master truck, it's not actually is durable as a real monitor, try every alive so he's trying to say that wasn't. That was eventful, but am thankful that thing didn't fallen when kids, so
The kids sitting around or how I think that so it sits on top of the legs, but a kind of can slide here, and I think that over time nobody had noticed that it has to be kept sliding and sliding adjusted Eliza was leaning. Internet just fell over five, and leaning tower of players, say I make shows how dangerous the thing was: bad father as unique that further good, which is good, people. Ask me last week was on my way and I'm like I don't even remember when our process, unless something really big happens, IQ table shatters. I remember that yeah, Are you nuts going on in the news this week now since the same old, it's funny because we wrote a bunch articles about. corona virus and riots last year, and
We had come to the point where we were doing our current events, jokes for the most part, and I got madness easily repast articles? A year later I annexed we're not gonna be older. Repost me carogne in Irian Jaya are deluding, says, that's just having that youth, but all great we get to repose, don't get its lockdown still looting. So I am thankful for that. Kind of very great offer. Deluded everywhere mentioned the next Tuesday. We have, in your view, is comedian, John Brandon, who was hilarious at one of the best guess we ve ever had Kyle isn't there. I was in their know how in, but I assume it is good that we review him back when my leg was at its worst horrible blood, clap. My legs I to sit in that said my leg raised danfields. Four kilos devilish different experience. How, then do he did great meetings, Dan scale- want to turn. You want to give him a. I remember the armor.
Yeah, you were and are you sellers and yeah? Really I was on my heavy painkillers like any taking it. The exact amount they said I can legally taken, are dying in the So that's all blur, but I remember printing pretty good. We talked a lot about comedy jokes, how you know using as a weapon laughing laughter funding this year in year, philosopher sizing about Humor Kara coercion today, Tuesday taken up yet. This tells me to push merge. Enrich March. A via emerged subscribed to the bees is going to be how we work and finally, commercials, hopefully their funny anyone nuclear on Stephanie we're horns and commercial that, hopefully a fine funny acute check him out Lamprey a high. my name is Kyle Man and I'm. The editor in chief of the Babylon Bee there's been some confusion. Over the past few years estimate
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and was adopted so it's there in a clear- and That's, like the twisted mildly Gallia mean. Whoever has got the film rights, in China to create Two men arrested in India for using monkeys to steal cash from unsuspecting victims cases. Understand this. Two men were arrested over the weekend after a man complain, two officers that three men carrying monkeys had surrounded and robbed him of six thousand rupees or eighty dollars. this is when the victim was sitting in an auto rickshaw. What is like kind legged, a smile karmic, so the bike the men entered the vehicle. And asked one monkey to sit on the front seat and another at the back move. You monkey phronsie you monkey, backseat them, and then he says they took the money.
that he had his wallet and fled with the monkeys. So I don't the monkeys didn't seem really involved in this feeling. You just had him sit in the seats they're, just different, comfort, monkeys. Your emotional support monkey is capable of just isn't I'm a normal thief, just like India that these ideas, abacha month it's nothing about. It, is in the front seat back see what is going on. There are real ignoble. If I make a big deal about the Monkees, I don't even end up in monkey jail and then it worse they do go to monkey jail. I just want to be regular criminal, everybody else. I don't want my monkeys to define me but still function well without monk, and I have the monkeys yeah dilemma here, my back look and we're got that thing Is that a real thing, we're gonna monk in their back? Nowhere gotta know the etymology, magazines a real thing. What looked up somebody a minimum pay comments
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factory, making, mattresses and discarded mass instead of cotton. Farming of cotton are the main cotton. instead of cotton, its policy here they're shoving an old used mass killings. Recycling merit is recycling, is replacing, maybe they're washed. If their watch, that's fine, maybe we'll gross them. Police raided the factory and sees a piles of discarded base masks. Hopefully that gloves on and also found a mattress being stuffed with use masks. Well, this could be it Michael assessing special Michael, isn't, as my germs cat rescued. Eighteen days stuck in Arkansas Tree geez, so it sounds like they did. These people were just trying to get their cat sparkles out of this tree in every could be like it'll, come down. Don't worry about it, so they tried like
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this is a more innovation, young, founder yeah, so she's all one of the founders here- and this is the I was crazy here, as I go out. Is this book? It's really pay an offer, but noses like her. Fourth property, I read somewhere on here. Yes, she is invested in my four pretty nice homes across the country and some here she's looking for a place in the Bahamas. Now, so that's cool, we'll work it out, Bernie Sanders fear about this. We can. Someone has to one houses to many people get there No, that's the last line for fourth home and she's, looking into place the horrifically normal to have three houses for houses, pushing David drops pillow venture he launched during spouse, Michael and down announced fast. He just dropped it
Shocking, absolutely he followed, the David Hog Pillow has ensured within its blast. It's pretty like it's. It's in its own little world, if you weren't on twitter during this time, you don't really know much about it, but when he was kid Gonna Harvard because he was at a school shooting or something he's trying to launch this company on Twitter and he's like telephone, Michael and down and he's basically using his twitter as Google search. Does anybody know where to build pillar salaries? What is Pelham made of timing all the stuff, and I started out with a threat that is so beautiful. What is it what's a better pillar than the my pillow? How can I make that since have committed? in pillar and they hired like a diversity board in there can only be that supposing I started businesses
it would matter seems like an his foster if the pillows comfortable, the comfort would come. I'm your feelings that you are doing. A good thing by laying on this scrap of of stuffed full of using these methods and what it is like. The activists- everything's gettin, funded good, because slow Z at night, the founder bill, I'm gonna want your money, very Bahamas House stood in future. I don't know you think so. so this is maybe my favorite store, even though we had a figure ones is stay calm. Takes out near the grass Thyssen at the knee You don't have to really not be had. I read like a lamp nightmare, so stay calm is a company that does so little like slice states that you put on village. He stakes it's like pancakes at the grocery store in
Just randomly out of the blue, they were called Tweedy, replied to kneel digress. Thyssen tweet, where he said like science is true or something, and they start like doing. This nuanced argument about epistemological certain others estate brand, arguing with need the grass Thyssen This is what they say like persistent, like Ella. Well, like log off Bro recently map. He goes the good thing about science. Is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. which is a thing to say about science, if that's not with science is so they were applied so they quotations a log off bro we wish all account when the blue jacket, everything log, Afro and then stay calm goes. The irony of meals tweet, is that by framing science itself is true, is influencing people to be more sceptical of it in a time of unprecedented mints, misinformation scientists and ever refining process defined truth, not a dogma.
the matter his intent. This message is unhelpful science itself through is a constantly refining process used to uncover truths based immaterial reality, and that process is still full of mistakes. Neil just put ridiculous sounded by closeness young mistakes here with the snake Good Neil, just pause, ridiculous soundbites August for cloud. He has no respect for a pistol ology. It is as if Dan Coats took over stake in this. Oxide gig, I want everybody should follow. Stay comes now. I agree with this corporate brand. count for what I'm gonna go by stay calm. And just reading it now Milburgh S idea. They just got going by mistake,
by thin slice. State power stations is written as replied him in the past. The obviously you do this like a girl and argue with people on Twitter, like neither Grass Thyssen. I have you got mine blown yet today. How about the thirteen letters of eleven plus two when a rearranged also spells two plus one state em who cares, Today's episode has brought to you by stake. You like to be a testimony logically correct. Stick on them. Market sickened is broke, my pen Hey Chicago car thieves participated in Zoom court hearing for stealing a car and he did.
so from inside another car that he's the also as the Mary was going on. Please pull up behind the Bmw to investigative report that was stolen. The wife of the car they rose at this guy is appearing in court, be as phone for another story However, the judges, like MRS called from the judge, are you telling me that when the police approach the defendant, he was in the middle of a zoom court hearings and apparently lawyer who is defending him, tried to claim that his client you try to keep it defending trying to claim his client had no idea. He was sitting in yet another stolen car. Your honor guys confused. You didn't know it
Why then, and what the really common car we have Euro sat in the race and opened the door of a car that wasn't here? Yes, I have. I got in a car jarring at the gas stated in dude, I might gas station, so we had a niece on versa. We parliament understand targeted something, but gas changes up. Nissan versa. We park at the pump now leave me my flame of The car I walk in a pay and I walked out and get another car that's being fuelled up and there's a whole different family is trade families reality here so on saying the lawyer could have been correct here, yeah Majid defence possible. Have you don't worry extending signs than they like? That's not my original. Those are my pants this all this stuff on there isn't. My children knows what that was my years in the mountain drawing to be human and so everything's companies using the very pertinent the Pentagon,
Developed a microchip the goes under your skin and can detect covert. Nineteen before symptoms arise is also filter extracts Here's your body! Nowhere at all, because this is our findings. who personally, I'm gonna stop listening to the experts and the scientists Madonna tune into the fringe. Cranium like I'm Christopher. Listening, I'm listening conspiracy theories. Now they gotta be just sitting there like don't, Ryan's, italian and say this is like one moving after another lately like say vaccine passports. That's a myth that conspiracy near a couple months later, yeah, they re so it looks like a czech engine like bodies. Is that our I, like your vision, you thing you need an uptake and they patchett today send you an up there.
through, and what else can I find out what you're thinking I I'm just listen now, accounts for no he's been his gaze bang records going out as soon as we find out that they turned the frogs gay he'll be bearing a thousand. Yeah neither Ghana and I do hope- and I don't mean in Idaho Man, at thirty four bars of wet soap for against world record here, wet though It's hard even whole Niner borrow it so little and stack thirty. Four of them. Do you didn't? I guess this is crazy. David rare city had grown his fingernails, so he could get a secure enough grip asked to take on the record for most bars of wet sold standing one minute,
did you forget? Other nasty is like a guy at a stacks wet sulphur Guinness something I'm doing do he had previously set the record at thirty bars of soap, but it was take. By someone who sector toolbars and he recast, we started with thirty four hours absorbs day why this is so cool. When we hear you know so long, you could stab through all the bars anxious about sheep. On this eating pizza, mash them until they get stuck on an I'm curious. I as I named David right, think that he's done other records. We read this guy. Just does lots of record as nuts highly likely sounds familiar David Rush, just removed it annexing David Rush, Evan Rush fear is the guy who the Bp Diploma their magic stem education, stem education at the guy. He got worlds, Since juggler does Yahoo website he saw
Out of his slippery stack, elegant slippery the check I slipped Briggs, nice and for whose fastest frisbie relating he got good job cuts in care more corn. To be read that we monitor unless make makers on book passing a giant ball record? He has found his meaning. in stem research thanks him. He caught tutor. Fifteen dies in thirty seconds, while blindfolded with this the lot, Why doesn't the guy who, whose wife help them put on shirts, remember how shirts fifty yards pile hates Ivan rush? This is the worst day. let's go let's move on beginning on that's the news has been where industry it has been, as it often is,
We'll guys we we're gonna, move onto it. We were funny on this podcast, sometimes hopefully, but we're gonna, move onto a serious topic: secret racism. Yes, secret right! Now you listen to this punk ass may be thinking. I dont judge people based on the color of their skin. I don't have any prejudices you Prime candidate for being a secret racist. And something we need to raise awareness about time the blow office racism and really make it make it public yeah. Z. Racism is at least three times worse three times as bad as regular racism outward open racism, yeah it's below the surface, simmering like a stew and a crackpot, but you to check yourself an educator. Someone do better so check out these ten signs of secret racism and see if a few match up with any of them already
This is the greatest do this if they do this than you do it. This is a sign of being a secret racist number. One. New breeding oxygen breed out carbon dioxide. You know who else did not do you know We're gonna want people, but you bitch, off Hitler? We do. We know that president Are you? Are you question my epistemological? What are you stay comes also you might have if you have feet so all the people have feeder off the hook, Don't have any of you not feed and breathe right, but ninety nine point, nine percent of racists I'll have this. In till there might be somebody fruitless dumping or is it is yes dumping around Europe.
number three. If you say I am not a racist write them. Racist thing you can say is. I am right I am not raises yet what what most non racist thing you can say is: I'm racist? it's true. If you say I'm, not a racist, that's exactly what a racist was right, but oh yeah! Sorry viewed the best thing you can do is say I am racist, but way as racists than everyone else, I'm racists, but at least I admit it- yeah the length as far as per cent racism, I'm I'm the tiniest sliver of racist, because you You have a welcome to the fact that you are raised straight number four. Judge people not by the clever skin, but the content of their character disgusting? far right now, a lot of far right people
had shared the view threatening throughout history, where it comes from its really it might have been. Hitler came up with that. Remember number five you like the new ice cream seriously, who likes no ice, racist vanilla does seem like the I have no art psychology I'd for some kind of weird and orders vanilla, ice king, I understand getting an honest size, a pie or something yet always with root beer float. Yeah just eating a ball of ice cream. That's like a weird thing, he doesn't like my wife- do actually get like calorie free, vanilla ice cream.
Stan. What desserts are why we eat them way miserably hiding deserve arise. Water is not there. S psycho! I was my turn number six. You ve never cost in a random black man in the street to shine issues. What you ve ever done, then. Don't ever learn that now, I'm not saying you see courageous, but this real things done. This was that the Czech falling- I told us to do Oh yeah energy policy at all, to do he oh yeah, was on the street, like I hated it costs a man on stage But I think this is an example of what we have to do now. I M going to show such ethnic weird excuse me, sir, to people where shyness shoes I feel like the shoes they shine. My vans Slavonia. Please know how that works. Shine. My foot, clubs,
number- seven, if you believe the two plus two equals for you may see greatest. I believe objectivity, critical thinking, controversy off our ideas like the toothless to those forces, telltale sign telltale. It tells the tale the tales tone. The team has been told us right. Nobody happily ever after that, tail no noted memory, you smile, pleasantly and say hello to people of color, Greece, you didn't say people of color, knowing that I block is the new one to people of by park, sounds like a rat group. This may look friendly and not racist on the surface, but what is actually happening here is that you presume to enter I can brown gender queer spaces without first dismantling your own inward supremacy, all things. You actually can say: ok, give a against race
he's personal college when you say that, like us saying it six supervisors, who is trying cancel right now. I never die if you dont capitalize bowl, capitalize, bold and underlined the were black every time you see. I think we need to take a step further and also italicized. Are you calling me over him here- really pretty Are you calling me on that, then world trade will ensure better capital. as I tell size, bold and had at least four exclamation point yes and the word white must be written in comic sense right, Hu. I Lord Tomlinson Proof, preferably in like a baby, blue colors. It's ok! Finally, lesson tell Tale, really exist. That's also tell tale.
I got work to do exactly you have something to do. Buddy Let me Glad we saw Amino South, no longer secret, sadly open now, just so. the things of been the shadows will be revealed, Now we're gonna go onto yeah the most bizarre. Companies that have gone woke yet still that so there's some companies go well. I don't know what that means really, but they start posting about, like social justice issues in culture, war stuff from a leftist perspective, I guess said, go and look. And it s something tat makes sense. You know it's like their companies kind of in that space. We expect bent my guts, an example that another in that comes to my work. Ok, like organic hop tea would my
exits, something some hipster would have and weather illegal logging is organic, hop, ok, like computer, we don't kill locally. first computer place from Portland our village other, probably ok. I, like tofu tofu, make sure no field. Mice are killed in the programme and I wanna make sense yeah I get it. You know, but not like. but so are some examples of ones that don't make sense when they go well. Anytime banning Jerry's their ice cream They called to dismantle the police villagers posted the system can be reformed, must be dismantled than a real sick. Of public safety rebuilt from the ground up Aztec defined the police thanks, scream brand to share your opinion orioles Time for that do what was I favour was the Doria one, People were exist that I have
it's like? The me make? No one, absolutely no one cookie tradespeople exist, looked whoever came up. There has been so good about themselves into surrounding area. We get more people eat cookies. I've got it Did you see the commercial Mulder the cigar shall be Russians and look in the tv also like a super. This Cole neared is playing out like it is, guy, and unlike this failing always people didn't raises, come together and like super motion on the debts, hugging crying like as Gay son, it's gonna be using to be sick.
state farm. Could not guess it's almost like they just record of stock commercial in an he s, Ella to any company which is probably the lovely. Does this desert records is allowed us things. We should try to do that, but you should make to try to get a company subway afresh so this was nearing dear to my heart and can wizards of the coast publishing dungeons and dragons wizards the coast? That sounds like a some kind of wizards surfing group, two guys pointy, hats and beards hang ten.
you know what to say yeah. I would use because public, not disturbing group at the board game in our Fiji publishing company on by Hasbro has recently gone into the work. It's a lot of nursery stuff has done let comics and video games and such so One of the things that they did recently was to eliminate alignment blocks for an industry eliminate alignments in these tat blocks for monsters, Can you believe there are? No, that means at all is incredibly alignment of staff box. So basically, any time there is a monster in the in the monsters. Guided say MIKE Evil or ok whatever, so you would know at a glance
seeking if this creature appears in your rang the game, you can always bad bad guy. They took those out because they didn't want people to the logic on this is actually really racist because the liberals are like Org works are based on black people, but they make this connection that The parties have like works and goblins is based on race stereotypes of black people, but they are the only ones making that connection go and what we think all works. Evil. Because that's offensive to black people and many are like? Oh, no, you kid! They don't do that its much more racist, really bad guys now and in the world basically, no in these new adventures, if you look at the NBC blocks and establish romancers is just as there whenever you want I'll catch this, like giant
Wolf with Meudon heavy that drive things at other character. Dna released esteem it throughout the fifty year, history of the indeed some of the peoples in the game like works, having characterizes monstrous and evil, using descriptions are painfully reminiscent of how real world ethnic groups have then have been contain to be denigrated. So there in this connection that no like nobody is playing the game going. They own it gives them works. Is there like black people? They re calling somebody just like one guy near here. anyway. I could go on around about it for a long time yeah. But could you.
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you can you even get, can even get in if you'd item as missing arm like he tried to sign up like you missing an arm. You can't even get it if you have a light asthma limbs Samia, we need more obese soldiers near videogame. Thea I think it was made of the same game, but you can like really customize your character. They made a big deal about it. We can be like a black woman but you're like a nazi witches. Will you be a black woman not seeing and lack Thoroughgoing Granada's inclusion of black ominous author Nazi? Do you see dove made all these different bottles and associate different women's body types? There's an escort fat, lady one and then a tall skimming theirs. I differ ones. Boats, like didn't really make do you want,
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