This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 12/4/2020.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden’s all-female communications team reminding us that we should already know what’s wrong in the nation, Biden’s arm falling off in peanut butter jar opening attempt, and a bowl of porridge getting a record-shattering 80 million votes. Kyle and Ethan inform you about the worst Christmas songs ever so that you can avoid them. There’s weird news, glorious hate mail, and Kyle learns how to pronounce the word ‘heron’.
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Introduction
The Babylon Bee wishes our fanbase in Wyoming, MATT TUNSTALL, a happy 40th birthday!
Also, Ethan is having some killer deals at his Axe Bear Store with a way to get a free Axe Cop trade paperback.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes The Battle of Five Armies Behind the Scenes Video
Ethan likes Axe Cop the Game which is available now on Steam!
Weird News
More than 150 Santas ride jet skis for Guinness record
Mike Tyson eats ear off Roy Jones Jr. cake ahead of exhibition bout
George Clooney Has Been Using Flowbee For Years
Eel bursts out of Flying Heron’s stomach alien style
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know
Summary: Biden's transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what's wrong, since the nation should already know.
Story 2 - Biden's Arm Falls Off While Trying To Open A Jar Of Peanut Butter
Summary: Staffers have revealed that Biden was the victim of yet another tragic accident after his arm fell completely off as he attempted to open up a jar of peanut butter.
Story 3 - In National Survey Of Favorite Foods, Lukewarm Bowl Of Porridge Wins 80 Million Votes
Summary: In a surprise result from a national survey of favorite foods, the winner, with 80 million votes -- blowing away the previous record of 69 million votes -- was a lukewarm bowl of porridge. The soggy bowl of chopped grains has apparently exploded in popularity around the country and is now handily the most beloved food of all.
Topic of the Week: The Worst Christmas Songs of All Time
- Mary Did You Know?
- The Christmas Shoes
- Last Christmas
- Wonderful Christmastime
- Little Drummer Boy
- Baby It’s Cold Outside
- We Three Kings
- Anything by Chris Tomlin “Joy to the World”
- Santa Baby
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
- Feliz Navidad
- We Wish You a Merry Christmas
- 12 Days of Christmas
- Every Hanson Christmas album
Bonus: Christmas songs we like
- O Holy Night
- O Come O Come Emmanuel
- Rob Halford’s III Winter Songs
- Dio’s God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
- Stryper - Winter Wonderland
- Handel’s Messiah
Hate Mail
A concerned fan believes the Joker has released laughing gas at The Babylon Bee studios and some dude has a thing for sweaty jars of mayonnaise.
Subscriber Portion
Behind the Scenes Update
Subscribers actually get to see the subscriber-exclusive lounge.
Mailbag
Video question from subscriber Allen Boone.
Bonus Hate Mail
This is the most flowerbedded email we have ever received.
Got Any Cool Stories?
Email your cool stories for subscriber exclusive reading to podcast@babylonbee.com
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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reveal the Biden. We're back on Biden here was the victim of yet another tragic accident. After his arm felt completely office
attempted open up a jar, peanut butter. Has that physically happen? So so he said she and then there's a guy.
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but I know what it was. He said my phone he's your givers in there and I never got a chance to ask him. I thought it was a calculator watch, one last yes,
when it was ok, storing them with her in a surprise, result from a national survey of favorite foods, the winner with eighty million vote.
blowing away the previous record of sixty nine million votes was a lukewarm bowl of porridge projected winner, just bored com,
the soggy ball of chopped grain is apparently exploded in popularity around the country and is now handily the most beloved food ever what's further. If you dont like this lukewarm bowler porridge, you are absolutely homophobic Teresa see through Mr. How could you not like the phone port is just there?
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could put in it. It's a food commonly Eden as a breakfast cereal dish made by boiling ground crushed or chopped starchy plants like grain and water or milk, so guesses.
because only holds the as our meals, Oates and porridge is like rings. This is the part
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Nothing else to do or to advocate enough politics yeah.
Let us do our topic of the week, which is non political wooes, be anger raised as well. Everyone it's that time, Christmas, it's the most wonderful
I got some.
No, but I don't hate it yet. I hated I don't like it, but we are here to talk about Christmas songs. We hate.
in the Spirit of the holiday sooner holidays. Arena be: let's talk about stuff, it's horrible, yeah! Look! I love Christmas Eve of Christmas com. I do love Christmas time, capsule!
So these words saying these songs: we could do without em or they should die some of them. I do think, should burn a fiery, deaf or die of
burning fiery death and another, so they go back in time killed songwriter. Would you do depending on the song right yeah?
will we could decide on each one redesign each one
also when you start listening the Christmas music. When do I start yeah around now, we just put our tree of yesterday: ok
we're right about, like thanksgiving or beginning of December Christmas, music decoration, my life turn on this Christmas music from spot
Finally, like literally every song that play who were songs that we
still on this list here deliberation this. You cannot say like players, music, it's always hormones, always the worst. They pick these like really bad.
the biggest things we like, because there is a genuine this Christmas
in light of the old songs, are genuine and there's like post commercialized cars
and all the songs are realised. Oh, this is big. There's big money and Christmas song. It was like Postik, nineteen forty is nineteen fifties or something you just turn. You know, I'm alright, there's big pop Christmas. You out here
think some of the Christmas ivory likely because museums aren't necessary
The Christian since there is here
the rooms and happened to mention the incarnation. So let's do this worst Christmas songs of all time.
first one can. These are no particular effort in order to assist alternating Erica
Mary? Did you know why? Yes,
yes, I did so. This is the ultimate man splaining Christmas Carol, Mark Lari going very well. You have the merry little existed in your humbly fourteen years old or whenever he obviously stupidly she's a teenager pops out of the hay
married. You knew choppy. Has that
my experience of the song that every year most churches have gone too
it's actually usually a woman singing, but sometimes a man, but there
is the one who things with a karaoke track. It's a little bit off it
little bit warmly gives us a cassette tape. That's a terrible! I got was like one,
Tyler type song, you know, and then they sing like did you
We sought to sit and wait through and the only person,
clapping real hard, their husband go honey.
she didn't, I known, and the yeah yeah yeah Craig. At the end, there was caught special music
Let us listen to the special either it and that's go here. You're, not it goes a single, but the overhead turns off the song. But we don't tell me I'm not saying it's pay me to sing at.
We like a real cancer, but like not nearly at all, is good at all now anywhere near our ears, another one. This is the obvious, most obvious, the curse machine
which I don't think a hurdle thing. I've had so many warnings to hate it that I will hated the Heaven ever. It's like.
those countries, songs that tell a story throughout our. I like the moon was gone into the shop and his mom was dying of cancer,
so like on the nose in areas like trying to get you to cry. They doesn't make you cry
the first is so, is just so obvious. It knows no national punched. You know they do like a good snappy country song. That makes you cry like what
What am I like case on my experience of this is when I was moving from organ to California. I hadn't
Donna me like I was leaving aside the state and I had been limit. My brother and lakes signified my brother, everything on the cars and ready to move the leave early. I've forgotten something so we're adults and like twenty five he's like six years enemies, who is nineteen twenty and
I walk into pick up the lasting for out my water, something anymore, others weeping then Don.
My brother would like be so heartbroken that I was leaving and it was
that I wasn't heartbroken, I hadn't it hadn't hit me added and before it hit me, but I'm trying to the big brother, its arguments
ok, brother, no enemies, so that in the car
in the first on came on my car. Randomly I've never heard this before, but it was Randy Travis three wooden crosses the super snappy song. We're like a is like a hooker.
preacher and another guy, we're all right in a bus together and
and the car is a huge car wreck and at the end there is a preacher telling a story about about the three wooden crop,
then the highway, and so it means that before people one person survived and everything's it's the preacher causes he's telling the story. Then you rise he's holding up,
bloodstained Bible up that is Mamma
till she was the hooker in the car who let got converted
so in that came on the scientists are bawling, but I was ready to ball for anything, so inaction,
I'm sorry that was a huge aside does even story a story. Tat Algeria
now talking about it and he
please no snorri thinking about my brother crime. That thing you of the song with glass.
it's a good song. That's the kind of song applicants coming from
Some Erica's a good, so we
where the guy want. The kid wants to buy shoes for his mom cause. She's dying goes use cures
your cancer. Among those who were honoured, as mom were pretty shoes when she saw Jesus for the first time, ok and then like he does,
when money is horrible theology and they
people like you can have the shoes, thirty bucks bro. You know- and I think my only answered Mary was. Why do you think this is a reality.
ok, Exxon, his last Christmas without maskers game,
next day. It gave will heed that part. I know that I hear that product accurately, but musing on why to see, I think, to harvest
that doesn't rhyme right last Christmas, I gave you my heart
the very next day, IRAN way around with day
What are you abandon the line before thing? That's what I hate about it, mostly maybe they can think of a rhyme for heart.
and how do you give it away when devising as they say you tear it out of somebody's anus? You don't give away a heart
you don't give my heartily as that work
stamp on it and it. I think that the thing the bugs
me about is not the mechanics of giving your heart away for others like the skies like why
Christmas I gave you my heart and then you bromar this year will give us special, but
I think that person with Spain is that much of the psychopath that he still talking about a year later is he's writing assigned to the other girls like with someone else, I'm so over. You write a song about it. I didn't think effort and special at the time is now saying that perception, as you think, there's basic yes, give current girlfriend he's like our own song. Fourth really about my ex girlfriend
the battlements, depending on the couch and me to play here and now.
and another thing about. When I say you and the song, I mean her, but it's about us. The elephant, bugs me is not a christian saw. Just happens. We set during Christmas last Christmas, but wait is now, and I heard it.
Talk about that some other two sensitive area, wonderful Christmas time, this
feels like this beetle right, yeah I'd, say
isn't Macartney Macartney one difficult, miss time. This feels like a target was like. We have. It
the budgetary polarity register song is a girl royal ever like this, the most Blanda Christmas
yeah, just some. They wanted some into play when you go into spheres.
So I think we have this one here, but there is also that we want
the whole world. Do they know it's Christmas about? My almost put that on your did. It did not put it on you. Healthy good thought. There was like the the wonders for charity. I was, I was an offence
because I can remember- and then I heard it on that playlists ass. I was planting. Oh yes, it's horrible! Do they know it's Christmas yeah! I came here. How goes but it's it's! So pandering leg, just dumb like killing, was happy and all these cuts to all these different. You know celebrity singing
Do they even knots Chris Zoo in this wonderful Christmas terms on there's no funny lyric answers the court,
of children sing their song. They practice stole your long and then it goes.
Ding Dong, Ding, Dong, Ding, Dong, Ding Dong. That's what are they practice all your law directing,
down the greatest racist thing about like a chinese choir. I'm sorry,
it is about, we say amount is you might have your little drummer boy. I put this on
because rum pumping poem is not a word that stupid to say it, and it doesn't that I despise that word in this moment to drum soundly exactly and you
have to see it so many times the song like every few sex,
you're, saying rump bump on palm and people are like it's a meaningful lyric really feels like the repugnant to big, really past
rampant Tom power? Yet as the big crescendos there like during the rump on palm gear, like wellbeing, Pratt yeah,
a year that using a big actors in a really bad movie and they have to
a crying scene and, like it's stupid situation, ever atheling were singing
little drummer, Lloyd, act like it's. His passion, like song to Jesus, were singing the dumbest word on earth ramp up on public woman. It's supposed to be like historical, like this, like opposing
dark affection. I guess there's a kid. This point is drum. Forget some kid walked up the drums around my leave out the dams born. Would you do
take him out of there so fast. I tell you what I'll be thrown out the window and what did you
like wink, animism, historic and with this is the story, and I saw him he smiled and he smiled and yes it. Yes, he winked basically smiled at me so like he's here,
drums and ever since I have been reading out the animals of dying, he would have given up on smiles
new words and they don't know their good. Like mine, said, guess: Julia the area, farting appointment, then he smiled and he smiled and is at the end
He smiled at me more than it goes on and on about my grandma drama, Drum purple above a young man, I gave my room. I draw me my room under the kids, a psychopath
You think this drum as a soul me Jesus smiled at me. The baby is smiling.
Maybe it's a new dimension where the kids actually psychotic any never actually went to the major.
other cities
our next week. It. Let me do the next one, because I want you to take the next one: ok, baby, it's cold outside.
This is a complicated one for us because we want to like it because we can, because, although people hate it, we want
They say it's raping. We dislike. It will indeed be clear. We dislike it for different reasons: you because a cave work either.
be that as it may, I go easterners needing to my communication.
It's like I go up the line and, unlike those against other, goes through, I know that you're sensor and, if you're gonna get. That is true. Ultimately we put it on me.
That's just kind of that Sapien pop
in that area, the era when they realise that Christianity, macroeconomic Christmas, is
four commercialized
they're doing all these criticisms, all the big stars or to amend these issues especially hate these ones.
Are they do all these? Like a filling every single line? They can look at the common good. Wasn't that funny? Aren't I Kidder it has twice we could
I'll, take your hands.
Coal is ice. Winkie.
and again not a Christmas on a winter song right? It said in winter there is there anything
about Christmas. In this, are you
that's. All I need is snow and you're getting that's a Christmas melting bothersome, Captain America, Winter soldier Christmas Billy did abroad
bother you, Google, the nice we're gonna, lyric, someone I got sidetracked. I try googling lyrics. I really
Hence day blah blah blah
is it all. The man's lyrics are in print the sea, so they're all the little leg. Little else,
the girls, your lips, there is bound to be talked him.
I think of my lifelong sorrow legacy.
just tell you there'll, be plenty implied. If you cut pneumonia and died, I like the idea that she's just saying the stuff,
and he keeps rising with every line, and she doesn't know that the trend
sing into it. The is like what have you done
the rhymes, what you just said that
probably if it is like a real
that, like away men, women really are like she never picked up on the theme hitting honour. The whole time is left like release nice guy. I told her how she's married
It is this was your pic and I'm inasmuch as I didn't hate this one, this
just find myself getting annoyed at when, whenever ve ever I sing it, we three kings, fine, three wise men who really cares about them.
I mean we care about Jesus there, just some guys. They brought step to Jesus been work.
So it's already down an exciting topic: it's pretty cool the angels cool cuban them three anything, but from a historical perspective, it's pretty coolly. Had these three magic from the EAST show up, I probably just don't get it
get why I'm just putting some distance to me, and you know what I mean is far
anything like Noah and the arts interesting or even, if you look at all the stork events that have ever occurred, lawyers like TAT one percent and you're sending out they find a bay. The baby, that's cool, it's jeez! That's the edifice either anyway. Even if it's interesting topic is a dumb son.
in one of my main thing is I hate about it? Is it's like
it's already. The melodies already lame its. I imagine the writing sexually sitting around my hey. We read Simon three kings,
Christmas season needs three king sonorous too, and I we
they came in
That's it get through that. We're like I was pretty good like leg over the second
well. I have a different song: learn how to connect them.
we put these two songs, you there's like. I know you do. The power goes in this. It is a start, the song areas and then they and then went on
Bacteria, Bernd Lange,
bud specific complaints. Yeah, like everybody, goes so funny story.
about the sewing enough. When I was at my lad, who is at one with churches in San Diego day approach me
before the service Christmas service, and the pastor was like every
every year to tradition, we sing we three kings with three the pastures and we put on
put on the outskirts of meeting all song Balthazar we're doing then at the end of the service, showing you know, the name is, I guess, you'd come you're gonna come in, for the names are real there, just traditional there
I played Balthazar because this place, that's why I think I'm actually get theologian, listen, you're, gonna, correct my bird pronunciation, I'm in a correct your bible, stuff,
Balthazar Shatrak me shackling Balthazar, so you may they pulls up. They pull
on stage in Miami Sheet Music and put a robot me in there.
We all I put her arms around each other and swing back and forth, and does it usually is yet to be one of the things we
I'm saying is that it was this brutal
as it is proposing plants and fall out anything there's a congregation of like fifty years. Small small church can spread out in this big building and the need to set like very Creasy,
it turns doing versus o going wrong ran from ITALY.
and then she stopped, and he wanted to know monotonous, emphasised this sweet back and forth.
Ok, I gotta melody resigning. Others are as good as do that next song, he this winter, anything by custom if they have any
Any its aid altered Christmas altered veteran mining thing, his joy to the world joy?
and speak a blow job?
its arousing must civil war. The blood is boiling in my heart. Never lets you hit
I see the value and adding a chorus in some sense and that you can broaden the audience force. Furred too stupid people too stupid.
but the fact that the chorus
nothing of value lyrical not like your already singing these raged downs about, showed the world. Lord S, calm, you're, like wow. This is- and I know this is your- does joy feel good unspeakable joy? You know it's doing is rising in my soul.
Nevertheless, Emilio it makes it all about me. That's all the worship songs you yeah every time we
and it sucks is it like the best part of the song. I can get Nelson the hit that part and it just ruins. The moment like I look around the church, would lead singing that,
most everybody to stop saying like this in the joy of the world. It would be like that's the thing that driving
about a christian artists or the culturally. I give you did that too. I guess
just secular song, like you'd, be like like flogged in the streets
You take like a precious s. Second assembly are eating bohemian
city. I add a core. You adequacy act like the new premium. Rhapsody there is gonna love, don't stop believe India, you just be ridiculed
and you never stop.
one time, then you never stop early moves and even like a flood over me, you make all the royalties
We need to record our version of you hear my for Christmas. Carol is like he sing it like they say. Oh, come on you faithful, but all the lyrics please
He's please, Christa, nay. This are just the way it was ruined done long ago. Please, no bread is just right, something I do know. Oh, please leave me please leave me, do not hurt me. What did I do to you Christoph you psychopath? What else we got seems to be no use it?
didn't mind this mind. This is a much is kind of like five you you're cute Madonna is Madonna and addiction.
was he covered only written. I thought it was no Marilyn Monroe. I dont. Even she or know, is this some Eartha kit earth. It would never got them
I was thinking over. There is always the one that's positive Brenda leave. She does the rocker because mystery most mostly
Prison songs that are popular over some are written like way before my school.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
we have made a funny story about this. I always eat. It emerges that niggers as songs a croupier, we're Yannick.
Okay, so you see Santa making out with your mom and then it supposed to be fine for the dad not to find out cuz it's an and he's just let it go making out the bulls wives, closely read the lyrics.
These guys are all Lyric Scholars of Santa Claus. Songs, apparently, and apparently the song is about the it turns out. The plot twist is that
and it is the damn so really it's gonna. Could the kid could have been traumatized?
He could have gone a lot further than just kiss me. It's a good thing: it's a good thing to spying and not
things in summer and it would have been fully agreed by Lord within the bounds of me,
is there is early like Zena Sexual freedom within marriage is pretty free. Are there any kind?
Didn't you shouldn't? Where is the same, certain costume, where we say made member devil costume, you think maybe no depends with a gun
It is. Rather, let's move on tune into this experiment for more.
so many ideas are going. We're gonna go over to the subscriber line that early, and you can hear me out. I got an egg and dig into that. Oh man, the hurts, I think it's your turn is it.
I remind the sort of much needed economic grandma got run over by reindeer just stupid, it's a dumb, but I can like the little to countries like some. You know,
I wonder if we are now had written and if I would have been Oliver probably would have announced as it just gee. I wanted a Christmas Matthew front teeth. Another one in everything is fine, I'm I love the can the oven and the chip monstrous is because we group that was a good tradition. We open up the Christmas Box of all the ornaments and right on the top would always be the oven and shipments tape, and we pop it in and now would be. Our decorating music has always demanded. Ok, here was the next one. We could be labelled racist,
But we're going to work and to take a bold step forward in both come out saying the Valise dive. Nobby dot is crap song, it's gotta is Cocker. No, you know where no Bueno.
Nope window, I can't member who knew no Kiddo Felice Novel nobody's Yoke Euro, like some good euro. I want you to know Gara Nokia, Felicity Archer. While I would not want that. That's an old talking about here.
There's no doubt with little. I was imitating the job.
I just saw that I'm lifetime generally have a movie the arts, starring Mario Lopez and called the least Nobby dad and he's like a down on the market, and you
they pitch that idea. In Hollywood who are like this, they write it up
Lord Felice Nobby, and they underlined it never really proud of them, though. The whole world is italicized than daddy's on some very clever but actual it's just like. I don't know what they are.
on their slow, very Christmas yeah voyages, and they explain later there like our now where's, your may out a creative manner and I feel like you're gonna, write, assign Spanish just comment on it disconnects, but also just that
It sounds like some easily southern areas like home,
somehow it back.
Siberia, severe repetitive to me, soup, repetitive, is another parts besides
he's not dad's is lyrics later on. Christophersen do is take on
the only
you're, a good nine they saw in
corner saw its Jose Feliciano
Ok, so you have. This is a very good look at the lyric googling violence. Knowing that look at those lurks, it's just wall of repeated.
so you need that. You can't remember that for he's an avid athletes,
please note that prosperity annual way fleecy that please David athletes.
Please now it up. So that's like, I was a song in the net,
whereas I want to wish you a merry Christmas unleash America's mentally ministers from the bottom up static.
we love Mexicans, though here we love, you Mexicans, we we wish you a merry Christmas,
did you have as one of you
I wouldn't mind if I do something I'll game like the cuz like, I think that the people who sold the song, the brat the best, is Weezer on their Christmas albums and has like a good kind of like
Merry Christmas, we and is like the car sector in order to turn, but then there's like
bring me the my figure, pudding stupid,
Lyric ever what is figure pudding and wire being so demanding about it, and I hate it. I can't get into that.
part and so for me, it's analysed googling, like a jerk when area to sing that door
Figs Orange Peel, cinnamon, eggs, baking powder gets are discussed
We might caviar. Like women's like bring me my caviar, you are sitting in the back seat.
What do you want to take a position of a demanding jerk is a song
Christmas Sung. Go this demand.
ourselves selves some stuck up Billinger
one twelve days a Christmas, this enemy, like the song. I doubt it
heard that this money people pretend they like it, but I think it's pretty. I heard people say: oh it's! Actually, it's preaching the gospel
like the parties in the territories of the pair Jesus in a
but then I heard later that I was just completely made up. Some unjust wrote that in the three turtle doves are the Father suddenly Spirit yet act like tobacconist. Let's figured out the theology, the twelve days, a christian theology
So, firstly, because I heard this wasn't argues in a petri
second day Trillo gave me tutored allowed as wrong south regional doves of three french hands, so the two turtle doves are married.
Joseph Sewing hours, three,
the three french hands are obviously the trinity. Fourth, one
as for calling birds which is the wise men, but there's a fourth when they had and on it, did make it in.
in the fifth five golden rings. That's obviously some revelation rings. They I rings revelation, I think,
nope, refuted orderlies, Lord of the rings cornea the internet snobs has refuted this. Ok, we can think
you're out six geese allay. Are you just bigger Edith mechanism that you're readings of those they get out? Idling area that I wouldn't even talking about your niece allaying
is obviously Easter, they're making eggs with your Easter eggs point back to Jesus. I was thinking the six thousand six hundred and sixty six is the number of the beast
Seven swans swimming seven churches of the book revelation obviously, and then
it made the milking through seven churches
Seven is the magic number of Jesus or something I have magic everyone before us and in the Spirit of the magic number it isn't ministry brought to you by the numbers of seven seventh.
their Christmas material, ascend to me a minute, eight maids milking. So that's in support of polygamy, probably Mormonism, something I don't know, I'm not a theological.
and the night they Christmas. My true love sent me ninety,
his dancing, there's a start metallic Joe Biden, Christmas Carol, nine ladys dancing. Ten
words leaping. So it's like human trafficking. I didn't realize the song and involve buying human beings or milking and dancing for you,
aid is hiring murmured, you own them. Who knows MR
so near Christmas, nine Ladys dancing one of those who represent the locally, though
was obviously anything in the Bible dancing. Ten is the bees
in revelation with ten heads of nine hours, nine nine ladys dancing the
nine members at a fellowship is at in law,
the Bible, adjacent Jason Matanzas. What revelation of the ten it'd be strength and then eleven pipers piping
so at John Jay Viper. Obviously, here
The old man he's got a sun Macarthur,
magazine.
The weird naming big eaters under Miguel may give Maggie
by presently nowadays, name Barnabas,
I don't know what you're fibres. Number originality sounds like a labyrinth character as triumphing like what name is kid we are born of us were burnt
that is not his fault. He got named tall tribes of Israel, twelve disciples, obviously disciples easy boom.
currently still crappy song, even though it started local beside it.
our final one. Every Hansen Christmas
Every single one because my wife listens to all of them over in our direction are bad, but not only Christmas albums quickly, the you wanna recommend- or you talk whether this is.
I personally, I just wanna check it, make sure the nobody's tattling on me to my wife, because another speaker listeners by casting their my doctor, Hey Kyle, Kyle Distant Hansen, there's Christmas arms. We like on here bonus heredity them or do you want to do it in the subscribers and, moreover, albums and so
yeah? There's besides, we like oh wholly night, we answer that seventy good I have actually some old covers that. I did record
if only night or come manual and I have openly faithful, link them or something
and we wants to hear you getting the viewers check out even sampler here.
oh, who knew I'd, be my son, Claudia I find them. I mean who doesn't love
for my train numbers here and he
that song, so in his tiny church, any used to sing too
Ike auditory aims of people. That makes so I could get that part and you let go up three octaves agency
like flinch like a gun gone off. Now you just did that we just private builders, ran off the road. To put our anybody, but that was team. I'm listening on these true crime, part guess you recommended me and they keep like playing sirens. Oh yeah, I drive, and we ask you here:
come, come a manual so good, so good,
actually Round Alfred. I'm a huge fan of heavy metal Christmas Rob Hollingford has
of duties, priest I'm cold winter, songs that just ok, he's gotta worry virginal. We three kings, maternal again
and if you get a version of a chemical manuals, really Ronnie James Dean
recorded version of God, Rusty Mary gentlemen viciously super down tune. Having got breast drew my love it
I like the bad religion, not Kosovo, MAX, not frigate,
So I think I hate their god. Rusty marginalization,
Alex Blind boys of Alabama put out at least one of them.
they put on multiple, but they had one here, the name
that I think it's great so my favorite ecosystems boys,
this also banned called the plasma knots. Who thing do you
super jewish sounding Klesmer musically concerning the music and like the star wars container, but it's like Christmas song briefly, inexperienced
to put out like a Christmas song, a rear authorised to do, and it is good, like punk rock, with
The NGO Bell: never Perry, gripped despair Christmas on Christmas pizza. It's come look at that up, it's probably on spot. If I know,
impartiality, gazillion, Christmas songs, already, maybe they're on their handles Messiah
however, we know I've always liked or come only safe oil of its own, but all is old ones,
There were no cyanides are right.
make a very nursery rainy, filling glue, make it yet
away in a major silent night, not a big fan. Jesus make
No crying sounds like what that yeah, what by job that come up,
We could just what we need to make a year and declare anything before this is ok as Christmas, music yeah anything after there's, no basely, nineteen o one, it's go! Tell it on the mouth
is the name of the members, the blind boys of Alabama. What are your album?
They have all these duets on their Tom weights on there and Salmon Burke scrape
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