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Four thousand one hundred and seventy one. If any of you are unfamiliar with the bugle What are you doing here, but welcome to those of you who heard it before we are up against please come dancing. I realise that I have been told that reliable personally I'm not a first I'd rather watch coop of mortgage on drugs? I didn't do that annual accounts than what should it become dancing, rather, what's a slab of concrete interview, what about its hopes, an amber that might be like each other point. Is I don't really understand ballroom I don't see why wide want to do something like that without incorporating a ball go or about or a fight it. It doesn't really make sense to me. As far as I can see it, for rebalancing is essentially rugby for the work and I don't approve of it, but so the excitement this year in Britain, that's for the first time as a same sex couples are not strip.

Nicholas Adams, Olympic Champion boxer and woman is gonna, be dancing with white for its another woman. Lavishes rocks pretty society to its I'm dying, sceptic saying: where will it end what little probably end with a more tolerant and open minded society? But what? If it doesn't, then that says Britain what what if it ends with compulsory homosexuality clauses in all schools. It will almost certainly not go quite that far. So where do I thank you for not watching the social revolution that is unfolding on, quickly on instead of coming the people. Those of you, unfamiliar with the bugle, is so called because it's a cross between Dougal the dog, from the hits children's tv series the magic round about, and the Bible it's where the main comes from about them who are joining made for it Special life show on its great, possibly party. A mute festival join me via the witches magic offered

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I mean this is my life now Andy. My life is breaking up it the wee hours and not be able to enjoy any of the bright things that Australia has to offer until the sun comes up just talking to maniacs over the tube. So I mean you not random acts, obvious Iraq, Effectual Agrippa, get good carefully selected. Maniacs work. Give you money that's a pouring my energy into the unforgiving channel of what's up Secondly, I think that is a summary for humanity. In the last fifteen years joining me from well Exactly the same time as I am, which is now five minutes, both seven up up the road, from what just at the right here in North West Europe its niche coma and they hello, Alice hello buglers. good to see you all great to be here. I feel like we should we should. I put some exciting professional news for you, because you ve been like does the hoax of the neutral is Andy,

you're going mainstream, that that is that it, That is what I like it. You started that new teddy. These quiz for those as extremely prestigious radio for Turkish out. It's a very big deal for a day at it's good to know that it's not gonna change have given that he opened this podcast bizarre if you ve never heard of the bugle. What are you doing here is that the EU will not be called proviso, got your principles at the opposite. End of the Caribbean I'd be doing a show for an app called quickly after the last six months, Adele Thursday I found out that committee has got under. So if I by and by various external rights Ebay. I can now add up the destroyer. Gridley has spent about survival is really quickly has spent too billion dollars this year and How has still got under at all? I could think is this how there is of we Bruce, does million style gambit too.

spend money that was left some one in a well anyway. I've been delighted to collect my pay tax and in retrospect it was a bad idea it'll be to insist on bonus payments of Rolex watches What what what you gonna do with a bold may well need right. Now, I'm gonna have to sell. I'm gonna have to start selling the Monday, We have to lay them out on the sorry. Just two were make up the losses aided, I'm gonna have to start them, and I don't Nothing has been blown Mattel's got a recipe for a watch. Souffle, there's gotta be of any use, don't doubts, that nation? No he's almost certainly gonna be listening to this, and they will be cooking up at his head as we have also, if you getting paid two billion dollars now now anti inviting Lydia. I like misunderstanding, that that was the total expenditure of the IRA, not my wages,

Sorry, my Mr Pedersen left leg. Misunderstand just assumed I'll shoot. You are sure you again the same day with them is again from all I'm getting one point, eight billion just to be clear The rest we just gotta crazy, taken its main takes the nation the problem here. What you ve done that you said said they D spent two billion dollars, and you understand why why going gone under they needed to do and zero key error, I understand is the needed to make two billion dollars not spent. Yes, I understand complicated you know what Alice Hindsight is twenty twenty, ok and the fact that you need. both span and bring in revenue is this. Of wisdom. We could have used seven months ago, liquidity towers

even hindsight, being twenty twenty is hindsight: pays twenty and gets twenty and comes out even that's how the mass a guide? What this is all very useful innovation for February, but with this issue for one seven one or is it should properly be known issue, God funding back on a red victory for hasty over how issues for one is Heaven one, as the first step was part of a shout, let them that maybe I wear, according on the twenty fourth of October, on this day in one thousand nine hundred and one Annie Edson side of it in the first person to go over now. reforms in a barrel that she is. It was on her. Sixty third birth actually oversee. She woke up and thought it's my birthday. I've had enough of cakes, I'm not interested in spar session are adopted here with stripper, I'm aground penetrate myself to getting a barren barrel and risking by doing something that absolutely does not need to be done now

some people say her is as a hero, I'd, say. Nineteen I won. This happened. How do a very dangerous precedent early in the twentieth century, for people doing absolutely king ridiculous things. Now, I'm not lately blaming sixty three old for you know somebody. let's be honest, much worse off the happened later on in that century, but I don't think I just don't think I don't think I also work on this day. Nineteen forty six Walt Disney testified to the house on American Activities Committee, it was also known who act was set up in nineteen thirty eight to invest. gates, people out. We should also note that the noise made by people under torture to it, to confess to commit us whether they came set up a nineteen thirty eight to investigate people who might be doing things that did not tally with american values, which, as we know, a guarded very closely by Americans, as I'm sure and american viewers, and would agree

There's didn't tally with american values such as communism and fascism, understatement reacting call me to an opinion. You disagree with small as a menu option coming to terms with history and professionals Nootka. They were very, very big. Clamping down on, allows and Disney actually controversially shots some of his former colleagues as communist side, including Clara Clock. obvious by Us- and I am sure for cluster, which is the official CIA Summary the Russian Revolution, many mouse. Many show of a minimum wage Oswald's Oswald the lucky rabbit the Disney character, oversee, relying on luck and the unquestioning for the state rather than proper american hard work. Obvious call me Disney shop them all and I am not achieve getting rid of all the lucky rabbit started a blood feed with the. U S, government the oswalds overlap. the rabbits nephew was to settle with two such devastating effect. Seventeen years later now Disney promoted is more capital.

our just thereafter, including Pinocchio Papa, if the man and PLUTO but you're sure for plutocrats That's none of your business fan, sir. You guys we're all members a kid we want allowed to watch the jungle book doesn't move if money sixty seven was not watches get, because my parents at us, too young to watch a balloon? Moving was coming here at this meant. If everybody wants not heard of the vehicles, David immediately turned this off all right. We usually, I'm not staying fifty ninety John White, the gun The second Roanoke colony returned to England, for the unsuccessful search for a colony that you lost, lost his family and all the the colonists. No traces I've been found with a hundred or so people left behind there stories. One lived happily ever after never happens. America too. They headed West end up in Vegas making ends meet during a collaboration about the history of tutoring good. They can still sit to this another thing I still being processed by yours, immigration, that's possible

then Sir, they did find carved into pre. I don't have a graphic, a disgrace to the words croat. Thailand is called into palisaded afford What could have happened that resulted in the dispenser? This colony was that some they fought each other to the death, An argument about whether that was how does not occur, let in answer to the colony quiz night question. What nationality was Devil sucre winner? seldom voted. Ninety ninety eight World CUP and young spacesuited correct, but Miss fell to allow dynamic and it worked by history. Otherwise you have here a lot of your undisguised tackles the current twenty twenty years What devil, Sucre and the Roma colony in the same way as well as Porthos brings as always, the section of the vehicle is going where I'm just getting. You said in the been watching I'm a hug joining in this. I know we can't we can't hey you, but

we can also you'd unexpected, which does not allow wait. Andy As long as none of your home as you mule video, is off and pulling away in a belief. Corporate act as well as a section of the bureau is coming strikes in the Bay it's going in the Bin this week especial a commemorative build your own set of covert regulations. World area around the world about what exactly we are not allowed to do. So if you know exactly sure what the latest covered eggs are in your area. Here's uproot free british government construct YO. Own covered regulations get simply rearrange the following words into an order that suits you best group of allowed, not exemptions, indoors inexplicable. Unless

definitely perhaps who needs grannies anyway, as long as no one else knows trembling, twelve give or take to me outdoors does not apply sought inconvenient because I'm special responsible cult and orgy, so that should pretty much cover everything you need we'll cover its regulations that section in the Bin rights we are now fifteen minutes into the to start with it, stories, some story this week, evolution and states, of the human species well made at least we are. It turns out. Still, evolving alone? When you look at the state of our species- and we are easily one of the most famous species of all time source, take that ring telled mongoose many kind of thinking what a great species we have compensated for shortcomings. Your lack of homes and lack of lethal fangs, lacerated clause, venomous snap, the Jews, the works by using all superior brains to work out,

me and wonderful otherwise, of killing things and each other that's a mark of a special spacey by turns out when finish. Scientists have discovered that we're still evil looting which nothing new arteries and we're losing teeth initial know your massive fan of human evolution as and very much benefited from it. Yours self as a modern human, I'll amusing might Isabel thumbs right now. Look at that sensational skills tat. Is it is it. This is big news and I was very glad to read the story because I'll be honest, every other p. some evidence of been confronted with every time I open a newspaper turn of the news is suggesting that humans are very much evolving in the opposite direction, so a day when five thousand people marching London to protest for their rights to kill all people by breathing them to death with disease. I do not see this as a positive, a badly needed positive sign.

The evolution piece of evolution in question. Are we not losing out wisdom teeth which does not appear on the nose? Is metaphors got but the other piece of evolution is. It were also getting an extra artery aid. Our arms we get there extra three. Now here's the big question, listen I'll, be the first person to admit I have absolutely no idea about science in open defiance of every rational stereotype. I refuse to be another statistic, a kite, so I've determined to be the only agent, doesn't understand a single thing about eighty size whatsoever, but all speculative mildly on is that these extra three is to get more blood to our hands, so we can poster the internet with more strengthened venom, that's exam! people ever evolving. These are two recent. These up posting vessels. I mean this is one of the common misunderstandings about evolution: nature that everything that evolves happen, sort of proposal, in that it meets the need, rather than sort of being randomly selected processes,

it's more of an artery and not assign sorry, the lesters, let the anger I have said this. Six as such this will be discussing other evolution, social media thumb yet much better. Some serve getting also reversible skin four percent. More tangible we're getting a graduate developing additional forehead must last year. That is evolving quickly to enable its generation, one or two down from- must have even deeper frown. They're gonna need to have one thinking about the state of the world, The human bile ducked now go straight in the cold blooded up into the mouth, in presidential campaigns Personally, I mean there's a few things. I'd like to see I'd like yeah protected that approach, to skin on the end of each of the male appendage. I think that would be really useful

we understand why there is one- family shop What are the ensuing aspects of evolution? Is that of another scientific Who was reached to hang onto my eye research? They show intention do you realise that at least five times in the history of evolution, something has evolved. From something that was not a crab into something that is a crab. Now that we have five different times you ve got something solving into a crab ensues according to the crab, bothering you Did you give a shit about Sheila ICE geometers classic sovereignty summit? What now of instead of finding out crucial stuff like how many octopus is it takes to changes, Bob, how many quarter pounds a t rest could a fair radically before vomiting and whether Nanda thousand X, Ray vision or could pay round corners, but one side, five times evolved into a crab, mostly

the stations or cross days. It was done an article, the matter and as the pc lobbyists just killed in a mad. in the context of human evolution. The crab is coming to a spot. You didn't think out of How do flamingos, flamingo sceptic out on I love a crab. I feel like crabs. Evolution lies other crabs at the table. Chips of evolution like no matter what you get you can get a thing of chips for the table. That's what right have you That's a functional just for safety. You gonna have some chips there in case. Whatever else you order is not good, I don't remember now finished people call them fries are not hot shit was near enough. He didn't when the context if our environmentally friendly the crap seldom takes flights, will parameter, which we still we are the big clunky snapper arms give a couple generations. Nothing will be very, very, very handy, and you think social meters made us we're not physically developed into I think, maybe again vision

social maidenish. The out we are developing a spiritual, hard shell and big cocky snapper limbs were making abusive comments on a pathological fear embracing views that do not coincide with our own, which is very much a crab apple When did you last year? A crab use words. Actually Genovese, you might have a point well add also were were revolving. It will only be excite decided, not progressed bullets, but other than that we go by fibre. But one of my favorite things I read about this details about of evolution is that some elephants thou evolved to be task less because we keep on chopping their tusks off. Some might say. That is a damning indictment of humanity's inability to coexist with other creatures of this planet. I see as natures, Muse Nature, is happy. to move forward because of our horrific behaviour is absolutely earlier. We get to see if the next generation of chickens evolve,

Pre, basted, Nando, spices, and may I say that as a huge positive I mean yeah. I love and urban. Animal, for example, lay animals that have adapted to human every other animal meaning with humanity is like Darfur. Died You like, I saw you, know, square possums Anita bins. I saw TAT the other day in the park with a whole KFC family mail, but I think it bullet with its own money. I In writing. I find very intensive. I've heard a lot of Jerusalem big Lompoc covered news. Now, that's all. I think that sting was entirely appropriate that basically a summary of that Musical stared NASH unless you're, both the bugles official totally untrue, to be comprehensively confusing global literal and metaphorical physical and spiritual pandemic correspondence. What What's going on I'll, tell you what's going on Andy,

Many many many more a lot of people have been uncovered as a young. The ito stop humanity's progress and a real moment at which everybody trapped in doors- and you know it is having a real negative impact and claiming people's lives, but those people, cashless hippies, because he should be fearing tat, you should review encoded as a huge opportunity to sneak some sweet cream off the top there's a lot of developments in Covet corruption, news, on this side of the Atlantic is on a string of investigations being opened into work, and I believe this is the technical parliamentary term, where all of our king money is gone because we have spent twelve billion pounds on track and trace system,

at the moment. The track and trace app and system is, is effectively track. Tracing to the same extent as a bloodhound who died in the mid nineteenth century. It is neither tracking or traded gate we spend too. billion pounds on a sofa and here's the thing. Andy. people in glass houses, but what I would say is twelve billion pounds of the track and trace up makes quibble, look like strong value for money, because say what you like about the quality of its output? The output was put out. Ok, whereas

back in tracing the tracker trace out is data tracking nor tracing. Now the whole system is being run by died out Harding, who has some experience in a consultancy and also working in these markets that working on the boards of the supermarkets, Tesco and Science based and silent and as such, has no king relevant experience whatsoever, although that's not sacrosanct, but I was excited because she's also on the board of the children and horse racing event which happen Early this year I was a super spreader that so died out things. Only experience of corona virus is potentially being followed in spreading it to a bunch of people. Therefore, data Harding is ass. Bucking qualified to do anything about right, like was we have but not available. Could they not get? the pangs of just stuffed a code

adult lung, on a plinth unhappy that run the tracking price system. Well, I've been dead, the public could have done. I feel like the problem with tracking traces that check and trace sort of in the common policy mean exactly the same thing, so you haven't got a clear brief. I find it so frustrating because people say satirists like it when politicians do stupid and ridiculous things. Actually we don't like it, job is to say how much we don't like it, but if you're wrong dont critic, and you complain at a restaurant. The does a here in your soup and they just keep bringing it back with more hair until it starts to resemble Boris Johnson Wig, then you stick to its total starts to pull a little bit I did to me it's just so astonishing how incompetent this execution is and how much people are still arguing about how bad or how good the government is,

do you want, I mean that it is people who are still on board with If the government is doing in this government in the UK is better dividing people than the guy, inhuman caterpillar, but it fails to so them back up to each other. I dont know is an accurate description of what happened in the human caterpillar mood. I haven't seen it violent. I dont know I was I gotta get to play with the divine hatred correctly that it was? He would said to paid at the huge costs. Philosophical big story about a boy who eventually realises that he was a butterfly the whole time hungry hungry human cats are also possible possible cycle. Will probably disappointment. it seems that essentially, with with we cope with the government's sort of Goldilocks situation where they turn to solve covered Enigma, Gold looks a of a of porridge they're, trying out different balls of fire.

We called chicken vin delude vying with one given the least explosive food poisoning and instead of finding the most comfortable but to have a snoozing, their sticking. Policies in different electrical plug Sarkozy, which, given the least vital electrical shop, so they go on. That's just right of women to admit it with slightly. Rearranging the Goldilocks or in certain ways that shit on ending game of pass the parcel where each layer of the possible, as a rotting sardine, and you know what can be left to the unbroken hey growling from the inside lousy as they are at the moment, some of them in terms of the corona cronyism, its it goes deep does nice guy goes. This goes very deep. yeah it does got very deep and the soul of the feed. Cherry on top of the shit cake. Is the fact that as we seek greater transparency. One of the things it's gonna be a real obstacle to it is the governments anti corruption champion? Is a bank or job had roused? Who is key?

literally married to dive Harding every bit of aid. While these are absolutely astonishing, beckoned chat about it. How to work consolatory. six grabbed the day. Circa was bite accompanied by four hundred billion pounds. Despite about these, only traced, fifty eight percent of the contacts it was supposed to have twice is really really spicy stuff for the nation. The best can handle a media man does it was. One of the contracts went to a critical eye under capital, and it was such a supply. Quarter, rebellion pounds of medical protective equipment mosques. Predominantly now I under capital, as the name suggests you're, not specialists in providing medical mosques. There are financial investment office owned by off

were holding company based in attacks Ivan specializes in court there on websites car see trading off your property, private equity and trade finance. Results of this contract three million mosques that prove to be true chile unusable about a lovely Bates, fragmented nature, the Cayman Islands Slogan, where viruses fear to tread that they were totally functional as illegal function, which is the end, part of their job, creating absolutely and in all the news, the! U N has come out: the? U N Secretary General Antonia Gutierrez, the nine Secretary General of the United Nations and the one with the least interesting name in it. memory, come out to point out. Basically all of this corruption that's going on and do the thing that the EU and us best, which is sort of concerned, I think a waving it and touching about this. These Russia's towards corruption and the statement that he makes a sort of so forgiving. he's like I fully understand that in these troubled times,

and this is a concern for people, and I feel like it's just it's it's it. It doesn't help or did call the british government. To talk about the these allegations of corona cronyism? When I got there prerecorded response, which simply went your complaint, institutional malpractice is important to us. Please hold well. We conduct a half assed official inquiry whose findings will then refuse to publish until everyone has forgotten about it or the world is ended. Whichever happen sooner rule Britannia PS, when we said we wanted to take back control, what did you think? We met That's where I was asked to voice our two to cling to let's get some, let us move on and talk about some Marcus rash with big story this week. Nation and you think Denmark afresh with a minority forward. You think he's better is the left side of the attack in front free cutting into a stronger rifle was also right wing eating his place to get analogue whipping crosses over the propaganda of

I can send afford using his paste again behind the sense about what what's your view was actually seems to divide opinion in this can certainly did I hear a useful job dividing a pity this week off the failed and he divided opinion between everyone and the conservative pie, and it was. It was a really got really got around the black line of the government, which he unfortunately did not manage to do guys. The different blue team Chelsea earlier this afternoon, which is why, for the first two fifty it is, if this weakness might have noticed some slightly wavering, attach a bite to eat, to the fact that sensible in a longstanding, noble tradition of this part costs of having half with. I also support that we got it right only half an hour tat s. What I just felt people in a moment the story of not be now not been knocking following so be government is,

few to extend the scheme that gives pre school meals to children throughout the school holidays. Now the reason mocks brushwood comes into all of this is that he's been caught, serve outspoken, advocate and campaigner for the extension of the pre School meals programme, especially given the economic circumstances that are facing a lull families as we live under the pandemic and the need to keep things in football in terms, you would think that seven providing food for children whose families might be struggling, especially in this difficult economic circumstances that love ourselves in brain, find themselves. It would peace. something obey an open Gul resemble embattled government. However, when confronted with the open go at except, didn't do what they should do, which is calmly gather had over the ball in sight for it into the empty net. They instead remove the appendages from within their football shores.

They start it dry, humping the bull, much to the confusion of the referee, the opposition team and the watch expect I as but I did get penalized for low, because the identity He replaced showed that the end of those appendages was Sir a quarter of an Jeff sideways, you didn't matter what they do, not that some hot for your because aerial sort out. I love it. In response to this work, Rushville didn't do if the rest of us we're just Albert, you suggested a delight. Well, I get my best and put my face up and count by billions of pounds. I hey. Instead, a coordinated through his social media platforms, massive national effort of rest. John SAD, that were giving money other we're gonna, give free males out to help supplement people the struggling, so we ve gone so far in this area. From January, twenty, twenty Boris Johnson tweeting a Patriot

how do get double thumbs up saying this will be a great year for Britain to October twenty twenty, where a footballers set up: a network of restaurants, two people, children, because the government is decided against giving them food. So israeli, it's me it's not baited ideal year, imagined that big, a summary of Britain in twenty twenty plus pandemic. That's where we are as a nation. What, if the other along the line of attack from conservative, seems to be very weird instead of saying well the thing As you know, we can spend the money or even trying to bullshit ass. They seem to be saying well, this is just woke since from the Social Justice Brigade there was really strange things of correspondence from the people. Davis know what she saw this floating around on Facebook and Twitter. assumed it was false. Somebody was saying that they had a sixteen year old, Infinite Davies's constituencies at all

empty had emailed him about the free school meals game. His response was this. Thank you for your email, even though you show how intolerant you are to anyone who holds a different opinion to you. I appreciate that you signalling is involved, but I'm afraid died be rather old fashioned view. The parents should be private, really responsible for feeding their children rather than the state? Right now I see that such cartoonish villain the ice fumed. It was a joke. However, the locally begins by people in the region. The Yorkshire reaping post, contacted play Davis, and he said yes, then the aid by merging responding to us. stay dear old who's, taking an interest in politics enabling their local I pay. It's like. I think it's probably a good idea that people eat our feed. Poor children like this is lacking. Nonsense of the highest order paying for food

for people who are struggling, go back to San Francisco and put some flowers in your hair hippy, one of them well, then the scale is Mcdonald's which is actually going to be donating somebody for people to bide males. Well, I guess we all know that Rob Mcdonald he's not read of hair he's also read of God, damn how they can We also at this point is so right wing they turned round. Mcdonald into CHE Guevara, that's an achievement. Alex looks particularly the bad. When you ve just spent two billion dollars of failing to keep old people alive to then turn around and say that you're not willing to keep young people alive, because you don't have the money for its I feel, like part of the anger of the Tories at Marcus, rash vat is that he's betraying the class that will never allow he mean, but expect him to spend his times, levering that frosted windows, rather than leveraging his position to help stop. children,

whose qualifications zero he's a man qualified purely by the fact. These dragged himself out of poverty by virtue of being good at a skill, and then here the temerity to target the government for their failure to feed the nations children when they clearly have the money and resources to do so. Its varied and just faster me so much when the job of the government is literally to cultivate the human infrastructure of the nation, and there were very few ways you can pretend that's why they complicated when there's a hungry child going. Please, sir, can I have some more this. This wasn't a week where our national debts blasted heroically through the two really pound mark time Go to Djibouti Tenet Dragon to which a so roughy refusing the parable extra money for four meals for children in these very difficult. I guess that's going to her triple Michelin, stalled, restaurant spending too.

and head on food and wine and then being asked to spend twenty pay to use a toilet saying now. I must spending that unjust, placing in your trousers is Charlie and appropriate? Mps of also reacted, Percival, Mattocks, gram, home the story and Beavis, not a bridge west. research shows that plugs don't really count. So it's fine. They mostly growth to be lefties, lay about frankly, the sooner restored Malta, death, the better hashed I get breaks. It done now obviously made up the MP and his words, but at least we have the courage two frictionless I want so many of his other colleagues are. Actually rethinking reality is now call up with your bullshit and I think the first you're about you're about to reference is, is evidence of that. I think your bullshit is thou, be rendered obsolete by this gap, but sorry go for it. Yes, well bred, Brendan Clock Smith, the conservative MP, for wilful delusion central, I think genuine MP, a said

Where is the slick, pr campaigns encouraging absent parents to take some responsibility for their children? no Brendan Scott. One yourself and say I can fly stick do know is that I do not believe in nationalizing. Children is that the one year ago, yes, yes, good lost something everyone could agree with wide well his eyesight, the private sector, the private sector, these Can step up an shell oil, an amateur need to stop raising our goddamn children but also giving children pre school meals at this difficult time that is nationalizing children in the same way that he took an apricot

the UK lowly is doing scientific research into splitting the opposite views. No national works in June at the other part of it, is that these good Torreon pcs to be thinking that by, if please feed the children and we are asking them to go out and how the fields and make the sandwiches themselves you know if, if markets, We can organise a private company, to give children the food. The government, which has power over private companies, could say he's attacks instead of growing food away, why don't you give some of it to children and would be allowed. They can do that, though. The governing just somebody governments now around the world are just standing there holding all this power in going. What am I supposed to do with this? Like? It's, not it's your problem. This is your problem box, the lowest point. All of this is bad. Broadly, the the

it serves to was so who was a lot of time firefighting largely due to his own stupid fault, It is now deleted. Exchange on twitter involved him funding to somebody saying that term, what did uncle read this extension in full because it is important because of boys used to defend this up here at once five Mansfield. Seventy four percent because of a social work at twenty five percent of parents are illiterate. Their stays is essential of the area's crime. One kid lives at a cracked and another at a brothel. These are the kids that need most need our help. Extending efforts, it's Frisco males, doesn't reach these kids. Some of them replied to that tweet, saying twenty pounds cash direct to occur, then in brothel really sounds like the way forward with this one at he responded saying: that's: walk free schools you'll vouches in the summer effectively did now. The reason is important that all of that get ready is that he has said that his remarks

being taken out of context now, what I've done there is giving the entire context will now what this leads me to believe his bed Bradley does not stand what the word out of context makes it does not understand the meaning of the price they gave him. A quick guide into what the phrase outcome. Tax rates, for example, if was it a completely hypothetical white to say Ben bodily skin regime? involves washing his face with his own seamen. It would then be totally out of context someone to imply that I said the bed broadly skin courageous but bulbs washing his face with his own statement. Right, however, all I'm saying is: we cannot rule out the idea that bread, broadly skin regime, involves washing his face in his I've safer quick it update, will the bricks it deal as turnouts at versions and trumpeted to the nation.

Austria has turned out to be an oven ready as a life chicken, and I hate system suits on a heavily armed raft in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and I guess it is theoretically possible. Thus, onto cookie, but it is mired in logistical difficulties. It some nature, many we were approaching the end game of all. The ball, the shouting, apart from the shouting back the actually putting anything into practice, the decades long Social make an omelette repercussions of potential break the United Kingdom and the cold I'd. Of history, but apart from buys, it's nearly. scenario will oversee Michael goave rest, his soul. If it is ever located set, it breaks it just like moving house, you don't just simulate but moving. Having house, which is having some you must not think, as I state Asian told us everything we need to know about you, property here, of a given the The unfortunate downsides of breaks it appears to be. They can't is gonna. Have major lorry caves to such things,

that the government is now exploring a scheme which is good to resolving festival. Porter lose being put at strategic points down the motorway that leads to the cap, to the very dark again whether Troxell gown there is, I would say it's like Movie house, insofar as you ve now moved into a house. The people advised you a gates moving into a now that you ve got there. It turns out, You have to shit on the grass. happy time. It's also like moving house in that it's a lot easier if you're rich and have another extra house that you can go to give us the absolute development but we're going for Australia style arrangement Alice. You must be very excited about this week. monsieur Australia, a country that a different hemisphere from Europe and gone this is the goods is the bottle which pre epilepsy

I mean, did the ito. That means you can look forward to. I guess shipping, your undesirables off to some sort of refugee island, which is what we are doing. But again you can't really blame oscars. Literally that's what we are waiting, something that is The genesis of our modern nation Can use now show Jingle Chris Elwell its six. I can come to the America. We are heading towards the election for years of Donald Trump's, brand american colonies flattering and flossing splattering to decision. Third November on whether to new route, whether to renew that contract? Maybe, with free bonus added carnage like us and loyalty points is beta an epic title of bilious anti competence in a blue. creative bastard re aggressively. Ancient greek journal how it homer had written up the trompe? Isn't it

tell I think you have called it may be the shipyard raw choked down for ready to work, just dumb ten days to go now until we see power like how electoral effective the trump strategy of the five days has The five days divide deceived dismay in sought a shaman flame, Abominate petrified. Sorry, I'm not about to being five day possesses the white politics works, and we have that the election gather the last debate, week end em. I couldn't bring myself to work towards I've saved it up. So am I felt a watch the final? What did did did? Did you managed to catch it? Yes, regrettably, I did so clever. If they, I did say the debate, and it was then It is just a shame that a week before the election, America's discovered that the way to deal with Donald Trump is by actively beating him mad. I think

innovation, but actually been really helpful about half a decade ago. the horse is not so much bolted as it's now living the White House and its was yet look, it was you know, Donald Trump. It was a sort of more measured time from Donald Trump, which is, it means absolutely goal of this point? It's a heinous. You know it's needs to be one people describe him is applicable, measured tone. It needs to be considered in the same way that lands Armstrongs Tour de France. Winds were, you know, there's a heavy ass tricks I guess that fries and also by boat, that involve problematic white men who off their not on steroids, Allison

we need this fewer than two weeks to go until some level of riots on the streets of american everyone's at the edge of their collective seats, waiting to find out which team will be setting whose cause on fire and Biden has amply up his campaign. He's more aggressive, use more intense tramp tramp, his aunt up something it's hard to tell what is a trumpet. Amp is always screaming feedback at top volume. The moment you switched on certainly outside it, debate he's increased. I don't know if you ve noticed it, he has increased the speed of the jump, cuts in a stream of consciousness, like the last quarter of benevolence. Hope over timelines finally merge until the moment of apotheosis. He comes out with just one coherent speech before explode, into a shower of this box adjust it's its astonishing to me that the debate, actually that Joe Biden didn't perform as well as we would have hoped,

debates the Hugh he was very calm, very reasoned and very technical, which is what you should wanting a politician of course, but what we, do want in a politician, as we have found out is a man who is firing out water cannons and jet skis from his paws, like some sort of anime monstrosity charging through the streets of New York, The only language America understands argues that regular elections starve makes me wistful through less democratic pleasures of a violent three day coup what you bite. you will sell whether you know those country only then there's so much build up to it. Just like quick, a sudden coup? Its quick is messy. You don't hear about until it's over and then you just had to learn a new national anthem with the other guy's name in it. That's what I I would take that over whatever insane conspiracy theories, Fox NEWS as decided, we'll sway

extremely decided. Voters of the delusional midway, to be swayed by total over. How did we need to change people's minds at this stage that those story this week that on more and what Trump spends his money on animals, whether stories about him spending a lot of money? his hair, and make up and make more money on just as make up under. I think was fifty grand on an endangered run Nostra to sacrifice a rally to place the Anti wildlife lobby, but this week has turned out that spent two hundred thousand pounds on a concentration camp for weak and Muslims in China. I even think you'd go that far many didn't bite directly via taxes from the chinese but given that you seven under them, If the docks in tax bases, of all the people in America who needed it that some are equated so its funding concentration camps for wagons, but not pencils. Our concern that lament told us what those disenfranchise Respell voters and their pens less children well being do, but I'm gonna get. We don't know that that's what the hell I'm

the Chinese comes. I knew that money was from him, nothing. They would have diverted it specifically to that. the money spent on balance. We we doubt but it is a lot more than who spent on on America at least, and we can therefore we can because in two weeks time the twenty twenty four campaign effectively, because somebody excited the both fitting and to all of this- is If we are indeed at this, no guarantee that if we all were dated this last days of the tribe regime, it away It could not accountable forget the trumps attorney being call it. A compromise position as part of a prank for a boycott movie in a way. This is the way this is the path this is. The apotheosis of Trump is. If the trumps lawyer could be trapped by a canadian prank step

from the early two thousands let the Ottawa could have it Eddie better is its trump himself had been call by Ashton Kirshner and been fully pumped, a new, because we all we got time for a couple more, you think autumn ones. It's not my show idea. They turn is off. They turn itself such swans needs that Alice. You are royal. Swans correspondent So what a huge were huge store that ready at this delicate time the relationship between Britain and America could could be the final nail in the coffin of the special relationship. Yes, the queen gave Florida some swans and then they would they they bread and there were too many swans, so they have sold them which is a terrible thing to many swans, and I feel like this. Is focusing on the fact that that's an insult to sell the swans or what are you

this one's I feel like this is that you need to look at the core problem here, which is that the queen brought swans. Of course, She was once she's, the only one who can eat them is the worst, like bringing you silly act friend, the kind of biscuit you like, because you know they'll be in the cupboard. The next time you visit adjusting the solution is not to sell the swans. Of course, the solution and I'm gonna save as I've said it before in different contexts, but the solution is swung funded on what you, aunt is due, accelerate the evolution process, fights warn against sworn in a thunder Don two's ones into one's one leaves until you end up with the other pinnacle of evolution, which, as we all know, is a crab jack that's. Where is awaited clearly that this ones were M donated back in nineteen fifty seven. By going on about how she got through customs banana through these days,

play, you don't have to buy the queen sixty eight Saint british monarch of the year. If I were to return it once again this year, despite strong bit from Dominic Cummings, the selling these swans boil than by lottery It's a lottery want to win. We want the lottery. All greatly completely change our lives darling. You might want to put some towels out on the sofa, but please please remember our american business. It's not swarms, the crap on people sofas, its people who owns one grand on people to mister. You got pay partly in swans by quibbling, the idea that was part of the problem of Andy? They blew most of the budget that should spend on marketing on swans, and I, It suggests that they just write the one when we invent let this one's Rome around the skies, but fell on deaf ears, the plus side, swum, mate, quite tasty,

but that's all upside others. One car park showed a blow your socks off a few weeks. taste, angry everything. Does these days Some, it's all done it all down. Married said. That brings us to the end of our participation in the on mutes Epochas West will do no, it finishes. Did I think, but hopefully we back next year, do bought it and now the other shows it to have been banned. All get Nega, christmassy muddling the gorgeous new Google Bugle Mercer CAP teacher and other stuff, full of people phones wearing that, yet she had got the vote. we will surely Andy. You are the king of marketing. Thank you very much. The Oder remembered the two things I had in front of me ass. It might have been

about the generation guy. That's it well! Thank you for joining us Beavis, watches and endlessness has been a pleasure that talk. I even got no idea whether or not enjoyed any of this, which I think at the way we do all this shows anyway, so I made no no difference body enjoy enjoyed it Alice, you, as always, because you're getting up with such a genuinely at all hours of the day, I'm dumb and if you'd like to plug before we had got cut off Ah, yes Andrew. I have a Dell satirical news, podcast it in an alternate dimension. It's called the last post. We also have much, which is void Bob Bob Sentient Trash island. So you better that that before voting, so so that you can represent at the it, it arrive in time, mish

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