The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world, hello, buglers, and welcome to Beagle Sub Episode four thousand one hundred and sixty four, for I am not able to do a full episodes this week. You can, however, the hosting the new series of BBC radio forced the news quays available from all good podcast shops or just asking nicely on the internet, or you can we banging on about the cricket again, if that your bag, which, if it isn't, I want nothing more to do a? U also a valued bugle listener. Who has my undying respect and gratitude and pitied idiot? Instead of a full episodes this week we have some prime off gets from recent bugle recordings featuring May Alice, Fraser Nick Kumar DD metal on out of our power plus the history of the world, well bits of it.

That happened in the equivalent week that we now end but indifferent years, since the bugle began, but first Chris crank up the oft gutting machine lecture, the gold that you siphoned off from all the other, go India NEWS now and or you story, and that both were invited here here in Britain, that a pair of Mahatma Gandhi, glasses were sent to earn auctioneers were left hanging out of the letter. Box of this is a kind of strange, strange, Storbeck, The glass is worth around about. Twenty thousand? U S dollars and took my may think: candy

a pair of twenty grand glasses. No wonder you couldn't afford a parity, others, our size, you're spending, a good Para glasses. My looks making wise or thought a live. Major Lilla you mean business, but not if you accessorizing them with at least a small business here, all about accessories Andy. This is the thing happened, is our four weeks ago and actually mean, and these two headed into work and this checking the letter boxes office after the pulpits lockdown in Bristol, and he found the thing and it had a little note saying these belong to Gandhi and my uncle was given them. When contacted this uncle an eighty year old and said that they were given to him by the Mahatma Gandhi. While he was employed in South Africa,

Apparently Gandhi was very happy with the particular legal note this gentleman had written, so he gave him his glasses and has an eighty percent. I've always had an issue with guns. These acts of reckless generosity here you don't just we're on the verge of independence with the civil disobedience movement, a few people die and he calls it all off What everyone else. A little bit of murder is natural in the path of independence would not forgotten D. He has to be like this, this recklessly generous person and is also very altruistic If he didn't ever, have a nice watch or a lot of cash. So, He just gave this guns glasses and presumably walked around South Africa not being able to see much for a week

This is exactly how you sounded like a good, honest member, the page I feel the art thou. You suddenly was with his glowing eyes and then ended up with him, giving Pakistan exactly. That is how it will, in fact into the right. We need to be bought in India, hadn't speech, the other Danish, where they said you know all these things have been tried. This quote uncle nonviolence this that's what I'm here, freedom of press. What does that got us? That's a legitimate point! You start giving glasses next, you D by courts, you no evidence based trials. Where does this end we're doing reckless? But I feel like I'm a feel like I'm talking to buy extended family lots. I've that circulate

closer alone. Internally, apparently, he owned the money was working for british Petroleum in South Africa in the early twentieth century was candy working for the fossil fuel industry, my all school, he just hated polar bears. It was a simple as that entreat by this, this nose although this is submitted to indulge auction house Miss these belonged again, they my uncle was given them, and now they were of Russian on the other some submitted for auction. Since the auction house explained how pair of gloves are somewhat claimed, Ganda given to his uncle and jumping through letterbox, twenty grand include a sash I've care job someone's Anti Mildred picked up in a motorway service station. After Elvis and stop for a paper aeroplanes The boy Franklin Delano, Roosevelt, someone's grannie, had kept when she found it was tidying up the recycling off the Yellow conference, a pencil someone's great Great Grandad Board of Abraham, Lincoln whinnied Finnish, Gordon, the gettysburg addressing the back of a hunting anchor chief. Shortly after saying it was, would you

That's gonna do a fucking speech in five minutes time. She has had a couple underwood and see how it flies and also Hitler's other testicle found in a jar of White Van again, a broom covered in the elbow who, by someone's, might Stats brother when singing backing vocals for the rope, Greek Grand Front, railroad the electronic venue back in nineteen. Seventy one and kept in the fridge, ever since the of religion in the next month? Thank God there. The jargon this podcast that refer, Abraham, Lincoln Adolf Hitler and Grandfather railroad luxury? someone would manage to hit with a girl.

That's that comes out she they grant on railroad gig at through the about nineteen. Seventy one almost resulted in may not existing because my debt to early in their marriage- and I think she nearly left him like the grandfather railroad- is basically the opposite, a very wise. Rarely it's really can be using its really. It's really basic to kill a guy in other american news. Scientists have discovered evidence that humans might have settled in the Americas. Much earlier previously thoughts new finds us, yet people could have been living. There is lost thirty three thousand years ago, The theory is that humans, people do America's initially via a land bridge from Russia.

Changing people from Russia, Russia, during a leg, America, Russia but I ve been playing a very, very, very long game. Suddenly the this finding in Mexico, I've used dating techniques, including radio carbon dating which relies on the way a radioactive form of the element- carbon carbon fourteen. Decades, decays gradually over time, carbon fourteen to give you the idea of the age of something and also in strict enough, is the principal chemical component of hope. They ve also used optically stimulated luminescence, which were by measuring the last time sediments were exposed to light and optimistically stimulated. Luminescence, which combines the to take aches and tells you the last time something was exposed to hope for the bridge, I think it was in the twenty sixteen or twenty ten or ten sixty five

so much, is a very, very exciting discovery. Hurry fairer views as an American to think now. Thirty, three thousand years ago, things are going tits up. Let's be very shocking to two Europeans who conquered it. So for a hundred years ago, when I discovered that there is actually people their previous to that six hundred stupid all of us that the size and the central northern mexican Mexican Highland, Rock boffins Cypriot Ardelia from the University of Zaka take us. It makes a coat tom I M from Oxford and other artifacts other colleagues claim to found evidence,

of human occupation, not dates back, can cite thirty thousand years since the first settlers set America's on their inevitable path towards tromp, both in our own diminishing returns, international football tournament, one of the archaeologists, professor Delta Dreadnought, but clock from the University of Non twitch admitted as just a few bits of stone, really chiseled and shit like that are really shows. I was much advance for tens of thousands of years, which does rather make you suspect that all human ancestors were lazy. Ass bastard you like to come back and take it easy now queuing up to by the latest apple chisel blight. Six, all the mammoth Slayer arrow had three thousand acts, just the same old, useless, slowly, sharpened, talking pebbles, who were these lay about? If aid

of their asses. Two thousand years ago, we probably be flying around the universe and into collective spaceships by now or have developed time travel. Maybe that's why they didn't bother come to think of it. They didn't want us to travel back in time and kick them out of their cushy little Cavan tone to snap to it and on the internal logical that doesn't sound out. But a point does it's Tom? We call these early humans who, finally to around four hundred thousand years, scrolling the old Elk on the inside of a cave in otherwise failing to advance, while they really were loses their upset. It now they ll archaeology, fully brought about it. It s like this to your question on university, there has been a huge public outcry over the draft environmental impact assessments, notification, twenty twenty and It's good to know that environs

impact assessment note of occasions still popular now is says that used to be in the past as easy as global environment, correspondent just just bring us up to date with what would this? What is happening with this kind of volition, off the ice in twenty? Twenty, that the version that this government wants to pass that reduces the burden on industries so that they can periods the environment more free. I'm going this constant battle of movement, verses, environment development was his environment, but it's like saying you know what let me destroy my lunch, so I can have pretty underuse heavy. Like snails. Having nice Niels doesn't matter goes shitty lungs means you'll die, I'm those meals are gonna, get bored with your body and the problem with cutting down all the trees that I'm not gonna have enough kindling to burn up offices.

Really thought of it that, like us, it was a good looking at it, but I'm in its part, the great human tradition of the old daydream led based make up your mind. People look look prettier as they gradually died of poisoning of it. This is this is just what we are as a species. We are basically what I look at the world now and you just think humanity. In twenty twenty eight, just a giant five hundred more high middle finger, Textiles Darwin's record way forward here: you're dead, graded busted, the air. What's not women with degrees refuse to have children? I have a dog. you. You know. I also mean guide. I just want to put this out there, because this is the part that struck me is aunt Please the real culprits you about xenophobia out those bosses to account.

Because I mean they are the ones that first of all that releasing carbon dioxide in the night. While we sleep cynically behind all back until I'm in industries and sort of corporations. Have the decency to view events in the air in front of you all the time, and will we I think. Actually, this is a positive step to me. Things easier, debated the lands right. How someone's got the courage to say that, because too often we get caught up in the local gender What money to save the planet? Thank you for being avoided a voice for the disenfranchised big business Big industry, unbridled capitalism at eighty there's, not enough. People like you in the media today,

People are always talking about huge tracts of fertile rain forest being destroyed. They never ask if those huge tracts of fertile rainforests were nice or not. That's what I mean morally nicely, obviously as trees, they very beautiful. You know, I don't even know, I would prefer my road to progress to be paved with some more depression. Deck machine of mighty does more than the shade of trees, Those were some recent of cuts back in I'm tell him now and remember when republican conventions were not harrowing. Latest opium markings of the hounds of democracy I'll know a well late. The Balkans were a bit less ok, anyways, two thousand and eight to tell you all about it. So John,

must be pretty relieved that still too weak festival of communal political masturbation has drawn a line. Merciful, political, close up, hurry Roy. I think it interpret river, who told us how much democracy the human falcon try and tell you if I die non consecutive historic, eventually fairer pilot. I retorted depressing depressing that a move so cynical seems to work well silently crazy. The other night for her walking out all of the screening how wrong she knocked out of the park at other crass smoothly. When touchdown three points It was a long blue to the top left corner. You one from british lichness think Alex Higgins of an all united so well tomorrow, and water, water, so John,

Have you met many average hockey moms in your time in America around, we got very much the new drink, a baby now to be hockey moment, you're interested in a country which we turned its back on. My guess, I'll get probably met them all. The time now trigger rival revenge themselves as hockey more, but this is certainly not a step put hockey mom here, because I cheated dismal. Others, just your average hockey mom. I'm not call me old fashioned Joam on our north american and therefore not really have a vote in this election, but I would say that again we're going back to what he recognized american indifferent. I guess so to me it so the average hokey mom, is, if not the last person you would want to be one rogue Snoopy shut away from the oval office, then suddenly, probably the pond. Some person wants that it's just that sliced cable, what jumped off the table president's Alma Temple second located,

already the down off. We're going in hardware is just cause it. You know that convention special ass to waste without common aims- I guess not squarely at all at all global mission- is more american, so you better snooker if the game that the rest of the world place, the incredible thing replied as well: the investment growth for her very gradually each day, there's been a new, absolutely incredible factory luxury, rather one that he was a member of this parliament should back the report. We are lacking separatist movements, which are carefully evaluate quintessentially american one through several guy from the nation that ruddy taking back old school, but it does say, that's, that's, that's not even affecting process that should have thought that if the Google, with a note of a kind of you computer. The thought a lot about lavishly. Someone should have just put it fairer, piling enter a lot came up using a simple came. It was now thought of her in a thousand,

ok me holding a machine gun that all other vets or off fell. That surely enough for any red blooded american vulture, I think we're gonna, be all gonna be doing with evil. With a machine gun man, don't we We approve of your increasingly cavalier attitude towards the Beagle dress codes. Cavalier, uniform, that also Sarah Palin. She only got her american passport in two thousand and six and has been to a total of five countries, one of which it turns out. She to only while her plain reveal the you do not get on the floor. Other want to cover the liberal. If we don't get the flavour of the from it. Therefore, you know when I was a kid so fond of South Africa say grandparents, and here we stopped often in Mombasa in Kenya and a lot of things ever since then. I have really had a deep space

some affinity with the people of of of all parts of Africa. As a result of that half an hour, top over the age of six two thousand either, but, as we now know, September, two thousand and eight was followed just two years later by September, two thousand and ten and this I'm this week, violence, Z, publishing and form a problem history of great Britain, Tony Blair's memoir, has hates the bookshops of this planet and walked, as you have on. The planet well, but at the moment this planet, only one that we know of its. It's called a journey, my political life and its loan. Was an ugly anticipated publishing sensation. Who could forget, Last week, the scenes of children lining up outside bookstores at midnight. All dressed up was their favorite carriages from the autobiography Ex foreign secretary. Robin Cook was a popular costume. One little girl dress

a very convincing Clare Short and was shouting something about the Iraq war being illegal. I want you it was long motionless on the ground, presumably, Having commas David Kelly, either why it was a festive atmosphere around me and the kids a lot. They couldn't like to get the books home start reading and have this spirits and imaginations completely cross Legged David Cameron. Three assassinated references or was it to be able to it's all summer, some books awnings, because because a protest Johnny, bags throw not amend Dublin Foreign Andy. Thus, I just don't he's been frozen. What will it just shows the learning zone, because there is at last learning to back down in the face of public protest, ass, Avenant Alpheus like eyes, donating the profits from his book to charity. Organizing for british soldiers into during the Iraq war, which is both an excellent idea, and also technically and literally the least here-

a practical man was are notoriously self serving best of than their authors are seen like night on Bookshop security com. Was breaking into stores and moving there books from the autobiography section to the history section, while the detractors hide in pregnancy, section and white to move the books to the fiction shells instead it to and fro in fact an angel of transparency. Every political man why the ever written should really be false. Have the same type of which would be no. You're all wrong. This is how it happens to people by whoever The same applies overall record on what was very much a hamster of mitigation on the end of an ethical cease. All that has a rhinoceros of repugnance, squatting and devastating. On the other hand, though, Was this money? Some critics have blamed blood money. Also many further justification for place decision to join in America and inviting Iraq, because without the controversy created There is no why he would be paid so much as an advance or sold so many copies

if so much money to the british legions. Oh really. It's also into self justify itself. South slapping prime minister should never have their publishes as a key adviser remains. I always listen. You got you gonna, give me a little xyz to play with Whole Chamberlain winner of the two main characters in the story, are black himself and Ex John. An Ex prime minister and covered holder of engineers in two thousand and ten Gordon Gordon Brown. The book is surprisingly honest about Blair's complicated relationship with limits is not of the nature of the relationship is approved. Just it he's chosen to be so honest about it Blair, after all of you mentioned, has proven record of not being a huge fan concept of honesty, really surprised that he suddenly decided to try it now. Will our controversial worries statements about brown, nor especially To be honest, you described, Brown is maddening, which I don't think anyone Britain would disagree with a fact it safely

the least negative result, most impressive number of character. They also said the brown lack emotional intelligence, a guy. I think Brown would struggles like a decent legal case against that, partly because like the social skills, to be able to gain a coherent defence to his lawyer who actively we said in an interview this week, They said they were still friends with Gordon Brown at all. Policies that black May or may not have told over the last thirteen years that we run out with the weapons of mass destruction classic and the claim on page twenty four of his memoirs that he is, in fact Elvis, and if I may quote I didn't get Materialisation full rights for this. Indians are coming. I think so things that people world exclusive anyway up this is from fifteen twenty four, I realized. Whilst other much great work unifying all humanity is Elvis. There is still much left to do and the best way to do it. It was the fake, my own death, unreal

myself as a creeping over sincere free market, Quasar Socialist, with an unshakeable belief in his own destiny. That was twenty ten a year later, Bugle issue, one hundred and sixty six entered the world justice Someone else was leaving it in I not one hundred percent ideal way. From his perspective, story this week. Good debate last stand w is dead and he's dead is they must be dead of moral seller. Writing. You must be the Agora emotional. These companies dead inside John Vermin, when the case with all the throttle, having good he's dead inside we killed him build something. David cited hopeful you Joe. We kill em the others,

one million dollar bouncy Gaddafi's heads dead or alive, preferably for the sake fleet? convenience, I imagine NATO's preferring a dead, be alive buttons? These figures, if you do fines, Gaddafi do not return. Did you kill him? the limited resale value and if it is only by if you, if you find, Daphne and put money by. We cannot be held responsible for May bidding for him, but the army is being lost in having have some little Gaddafi Just ornamental get off at the moment the best kind of good things Will you kindly embed menu front door and he's adorable What is that? punch. Amendment NOS two thousand squeak, welcoming the I in alfalfa common timeless. Does he ate or not the death? If I the think so,

doesn't look kind of guy made such a monster in ITALY because really eight just those Moses, Spain up to his old tricks and the joint broadcasts on local tv station, Nay praised martyrdom or victory won, The game show thy is war television maids, consumers are these l? I am questions. The challenge shows less heavily with something real malign. Let's see how much people really want of Asia and offer them is pretty much your stallion yuk yuk, eight, I white is deliberately so white and widen Edward Fajitas. Didn't I try to feel good game. Show them in all suggest how sweet Jesus is hold. Public profile was based on a big mouth. A good master rather than the magician and wreck onto a

they don't make a magician Iraq on TAT Day ass, especially without the spirit the pay off so squeaks, just murderous strip away Strip away the last job, but he was also claiming on local tv station is weak that he was still in the capital, Tripoli. He said bringing out a bit in Tripoli, discreetly without being seen by people, and I did not feel the Tripoli was in danger. Every part of the sentence is untrue area. What I've been out of it in Tripoli, discreetly now without being seen by people incorrect, I dunno Filter, believes in danger, if that's really mad as well. The Orient be watching the news yo. Should probably augustine his line of work. A needs to keep abreast of the news, because so many people, Whaley, simple angry with his leadership and, if he's just linking out the fact that his own compound is being raised to the ground he needs to get on top. But is it not possible as well?

as a man of his position, he might be able to walk around the streets. Tripoli right now is no one would believe they had the bare face balls to walk away using all my books amazing amount lot, Colonel Gaddafi and obviously we are no longer Duffy Impersonator here, a good one area shopping for bread. Doesn't think concerned by anything. No, we love bread is all about the bread, to buy gets every morning it couldn't function without to biogas? Lawless, so a lot of bread. Andy was slowing down wallow in that something white gradually lost his grip on power future about diet. But I found some amazing things as as always it there's absolutely one thing than a desperate will give you and it's arguably worth enduring for decades of pine and persecution to get there? But you know what I. Thus boys, overthrown, you're, gonna, find some crazy shit, I'm his house

amongst various bits of crazy shit. Perhaps the craziest that has been found so far and academic compound is a photo album stocks to the brim with pay issues of Congolese arise crazy envy crazy, crazy. That's it I'm gonna work but but he said supervisory thing. We ve all been there, let's be honest de la Hague, who does not have a secret stash of communism. I spoke knows, cast the first stone I'll have a sequence of companies arise out of tattooed on my stomach, well yeah, but some of that was more than a green card

said I'll do whatever it took on. They can leave anything on the failed when she looks great on mopeds to be well, I say I didn't say: how are we going to fix her? You said she was going on there you go. There is you'll Beagle Sub episode to keep you going for the next week, or so the bugle will be shifting to Monday recordings for the next few weeks, whilst I'm hosting the news. Quite so, if the bugle does not plank itself, Antiopa machines, the regular point in the week, please do not panic orally only panic internally and try to minimize public displays of despair. If that's not too much to ask stay calm, the next your wireless and await further instructions, origin Wait for the shout to blown down early in a week and satellite in a week we will be back in a week. Is a little bit longer, maybe