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a guest fashion. Editor this week is Miss Kumar. Welcome you to bring you remember, passionate and again
science, technology and Duncan doughnuts editor is just government. Welcome back my three passionate and, I would say equally
Welcome to the magazine, gentlemen, if only diving- let's have a look at the front- cover
The front cover this week is Simone Byles, posing provocatively in a white track sued going on now you give up about gymnastics Gary. The sub headline is: is it time for a mental health olympics? Other words
however, include conscious section jazz. Is it and why not and
tip to the new body, confidence, eight of them a surgical.
Prevention and the other to adjust, get over it plus Jesus
and is homeopathic fish how to feed a host with just a drop of fish source diluted in half a glass of water. The satirical cartoon today is a movie poster
the jailer and been athletic gritty. Reboot jello and benefits like of course known as blow
is in his greedy reboot she's
weapon eyes and rebuild her iconic, but after burning it down for the insurance money when she was on the run from the mafia and he's actually the grim batman
from the DC movies, but one who isn't Bruce
by day, they making
together on a yacht with a surprisingly visible amount of tongue, causes a rift in the space time continuum. That's making the robot who pay
jewels in the movie jaws achieve sentience and become an existential philosophy. Professor Penn state somewhat to carry for one penalty to agriculture, but the honest has really care, I'm so worried that if they break up by an ethical get the worst tattoo and
I think that every day about with that attitude will be and the two that I've come up with our like: it's like the green monster, Fenway Park, full chastiser. Unless the agreements or Fenway part link, the Yankees are storming it and the Red Sox are pouring boiling dung
doughnuts iced coffee down upon them, and then the other version is it's. The last supper rate famous last supper, but with the drop kick him,
Jesus
like the most telling thing about cultural pressures on appearance, but even volley would act, as is the fact that she hasn't aged, and he has. I do think, though, if use I feel it since they ve gone back together, he's de aged, like nine years like it, because if you
wouldn't give him. I one hundred percent agreed there is some sort of or a round Jennifer Lopez guy. If you put a baby NEA Jennifer Lopez devolves back into sperm and yeah this some kind of magic around the curious case of benefit button,
That's dive into the magazine, outer section is out.
my brain section, another story
a man in Japan has stroked himself while striking himself in the worst olympic event, nobody ever asked for this. Fifty one you old man is being reported as having masturbated himself into a stir.
look just government and even following the story I have been following the story. This man was masturbating around three times a day and no judgment here, but who has the time he had? Is Turkey all it's almost with this legal, very frequently fatal condition and he survived, and the french call the moment after an orgasm lipperty, more right, the small death and this gown was
The whole thing, which is he's Japanese by spiritually. Very french, mainly lays every orgasm is just the tip of the huge described in the news reports as being an unnamed,
handed man. How much masturbating you have to do for someone to look younger. Look, I don't know your name.
But I'm sure you're right handed that denies the norm as it looks like a giant foam finger, you'd get it a basketball game thing about this is that he masturbated frequently enough. He masterminded several times today is entirely possible.
stroke just happened and when he went in emergency he didn't made dimension in the midst of the Algarve. This far, I think the mastery
You might have been white, shook it loose the blood clots. I think it is just what, if he's just used to like expelling writhings, I beg you. His body was used in top flow form of olive words, apps out a very different reaction to the story about the because my reaction was o.
So I guess we can't do anything edible. He don't have too much alcohol itself if you dont have to watch copy directive of chocolate. Now is like the one pleasure until we have left us in human beings has been compromised, isn't gonna turn out looking at pictures of rearmament. Channing Tatum gives you debate, and this is what happens when he expose yourself to the work left
your brain watches masturbate and gave this is toxic. Masculinity banana carrying it, I think, especially given the last so I take months that we all it did. I feel like part of what we all want it's locked out. Additionally, the first thing they should have done is said right. First of all, you gotta try stating its path from people wash your hands where mosques
and also, if you go to town- and these are three times a day- your bride. My explain, because the only thing that has been one of the key health risks of the pandemic. I do think you're right that globally we ve been in kind of a golden age from MECCA.
It raises a real renders this really has been the other idea. Would you studies are buried thing? Why is this for taking the time why this particular blight you'll have to look at the cocktail of directives that are forced to stay indoors and the proliferation of high speed internet? That is two ingredients for
vintage vintage master by three Slash eight park. Absolutely, I think that's what is going to be known as in the future history books more than the pandemic. Remember the beginning of like early two thousand and twenty like March April, and people like there's going to be so many pandemic babies, but I think what we're really going to find is it's going to be like
sock companies became incredibly profitable and end like just dozens of new low,
this work. Is sex toy companies of experience of their share values got through the roof through the roof. People like dildos other new disaster capitalists does planned a hole in a dyke
The little dots boycott in other brains exploding news on Twitter. It is often tempting to ask. What do you have rocks were brains, but it looks like that might be offensive to people whose heads exploded during the extreme hate event known as Pompeii. Getting
Keynote need to remind you of a volcano. Have you following this story? All lucid are good, followed the story very closely. I love a volcano and unexploded brain. The one thing that I would say for the story is that I've never really understood why the phrase mind blowing was ever meant to be a compliment because, having your mind, blown apart is
Is that one of the worst possible it's like having dinner and guide boy? This is a real anus demolished and it's not a good idea that does it.
Yeah, it was avoided, sober dropped, the real truth bomb of this guy it was night had dropped the real actual bombers. Yes, this is that this is what has happened with a body from pay. They found a couple of bodies that have basically vitrifying brains, adjusted glassy rock turned brains, and they posit that the heat made these brains explode and turning to Glass Josh have you ever had an exploded, glass brain around waiting for months. I wake, I feel, like one Wheatley, when I have tried to think of her to have new ideas and privileges, vigour, hunker, glass up there, just some kind of paper waited something of the brain was petrified at nine hundred fifty degrees.
Because of the proximity to of an active volcanic eruption, see, I don't know much about this person, but I do know they didn't have the smartest brain if their spending minutes during a dim about came out.
I will say I did have a terrified reaction to this, because, if organic matter, if a human brain can be discovered and have the kind of like acids within it analyzed two thousand years after death, I am so scared about who find my laptop hardened.
After I die in. That thing is way sturdier than my head
I think you know well past time for us to reintroduce like getting cremated with Olivia valuables, just including particularly your most recent five laptops. Where do you can't take it with? You refers to your wealth, but it should not referred to Europe.
Their history, not invalidate read to the grave literally. Surely this is the new business idea like them, really destroy your laptop like this. No chance that eighty but gonna be able to find here today
Yet will turn the ashes of your beloved expound into a diamond and then use that diamond to scratch the shit out of the mother bullets and then put it in a cannon she got cannon into the cloud, but that I would ever whatever server hosting clouded just explicit.
At OECD the other thing that there's all these projects under way to sort of recreate people's bought in people's conversations through I, after death, a cycle which conversations are you, including? Are you feeling into this I've eggs you might end up having some surprisingly suggestive chat with here in Strasbourg is petty ones. I dont want, like my loved ones being like I miss Josh,
so bad and then and then they bring me back, look will show. How are you Papa and I'm just like you believe the line at this brunch play.
It's in other things. At a out my human brain NEWS, Philip Morris of Miss, dashed twirling, hinge. Doug superstitious of the cigarette industry, have decided to me
into the wilderness, space judgment
we live in New York to see me surrounded by people artistically smoking cigarettes at all time. Every followed this to hurry. Yes, while, as you know, my apartment is large level,
jacket, people frequently stopped to smoke outside it because the building is shaped like the Roma homes and its. I just think that this is like its infuriating to a degree that turns my brain to glass. I mean, obviously, they ve been trying to diversify physic tobacco is kind of I had, so he not invoke and they ve been trying to get into this kind of health space there. No I'm trying to buy an inhaler producing company called Victoria and they your work in this, but for years science honey.
Far enough for Philip Morris to enter this, because they hadn't invented balls. Big enough resident bad go home, do by an inhaler make it is a bit like clinical earning. Could color Nelson Mount Franklin Water? You just feel a little bit, surrounded on all sides tat. If he would point Jack the ripper to be the chief of police, then you should not be surprised if the number of murder investigation drop spectacularly that if one day it turns out Mcdonald's, veggie burgers world full of cow under the anyone is going to be surprised eagerly. If he's not like Philip Morris Inhalers, I think you better get ready for some smoking twelve year olds and I do not want. I can't take it out of context. I mean
on one hand, who knows what what you need in an inhaler better than the people that had and hid the dad about how do not last month for decades, so they do have the inside dragon. What people need it in an event just Hilda telling us how bad the disease was for so long because they were looking for a cure, the home and honestly that's kind of sweet. If, like the husband, he comes and goes darling, I decided to stop cheating on you. Yeah thanks, Philip, apparently the companies only to at least one belated remedies by twenty twenty five from its beyond nicotine products. I mean I'm gonna walk about made, but probably one of them is respiratory, jug delivery and the other one just as self care welders- and I dont know what that means. But I assume it's the practice that resulted about in Tokyo having a stroke
Well beyond. Nicotine is actually fully vegetarian. Nick, that's excited just clouds of broccoli smoke from your favorite there beyond nicotine whopper, which is it doesn't taste great, but I can't stop eating
I mean into the wilderness space. They already have cigarettes and rapes and patches and I've just been waiting for nicotine oil burner aroma there
peak with seesaw upsetting is the best wellness product they could offer is just no cigarette.
we give wages stopped, making cigarettes
They would be so good for helping will help him, no cigarettes plant, the outrage, that's it yet ass! You well described by yeah it the Philip Morris.
No tobacco and some occasional other plants corporation amendment, better public health and whatever their doing now, is neither inventing an inhaler they're just acquiring well, this is being planned, but if you want to hear the rested, it followed the guy who, wherever he D, that kind of thing now
I link is possibly in the shower tonight. What say show now
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