The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world hull of euros, unwelcome, do bugle, four thousand and thirty seven saw by pursued beef up all the vast Bologna bunker, bullshit the official warfare of a beautiful girl. I I'm Andy's ultimate on approaching the end of my holidays now, where, if all is gonNA according to plan, I would have made it so. The porter finals, at least of the Mr Joy to Asia, competition performed a full seven. Twenty irreversible my indoor suffered saying I'm shot. I live pterodactyl, please most of an ancient temple into my suitcase indeed traditional british manner. It is now Officially Auguste they renowned month, which, despite claims in the country from some people in the southern hemisphere, is in the summer penalty month is almost a terrific,

one day, water. It is of course, Neurosurgery outreach month. So do take advantage of it to reach out and perform some neurosurgery on someone, no sign for the earlier part of all this to make only in ITALY, and the reason for that is because, statistically Mayans on average slime, mold Zaparos from the twenty second of July to the twenty second of all, this any other single week of the year Julius Caesar. They form a roman, big cheese and slayings monthly magazines assassination the victim of the year and forty four will say: well, he works a couple of extra days into what's now workers it was then the piddling we short twenty nine day month of sex Dellis Allison its months predecessor cycle in honour of the Romans sex industry manned, and they make some seriously warnings using fabrics. Jupiter

Caesar added those extra division. Forty five b c, the next year, as I said he lost his famous involuntary human pincushion Impersonation ACT, Eugene Adults, people do not Days, two August oil bodies will draw a popular a balloon, and oil stir was named after seizes, adopted Son Octavia who changed his mind to August US, because I think that doctor member would be a good name for a month too confusing really anyway. Let's take a dog back through time to see what the bugle had to say about the world or Gustus. Would, ironically, never lived to see himself a world two thousand years after he puffed his imperial clubs in fourteen I d unlit starts back in August two thousand and seven here I am with my then call host Mister John Oliver. The bugle did not exist. In August two thousand and seven it began in October of that year, which

as so often after August. Yes, good point: let's move swiftly and then two August two thousand and eight the first August in bugle history. So what the hell was happening, then sour veil, dude, you feel site, you fails. What you are, I suppose, already does depend on way they do this. I feel it they say half way up the staircase trying to move a piano. Then you clearly nobody You may site you are in danger. Something at worst life threatening at best hilarious happening, but from slapstick, only children the kind of safety the only governments can provide us with a new feel cipher, because this is the way mass mind behind nine eleven was finally brought to justice. Well, mean We note the mastermind, but Certainly the man who drove around a bit. There's really in so much of a terrorist as a man guilty of a traffic violation. The point is, you should

a lot safer, Solomon, I'm down who was been driver from ninety ninety seven to two thousand and one a day for two, hundred dollars a month about nine Dont pounds said he worked for wages nor to wage war. On the? U S, the war in the. U S was just a tip Christmas bonus. I guess that works out at more than fifty percent. Looks out of more than fifty percent as well. Ask pretty good Tipp nobody's waste, a generous member That is as follows. We got it seven years after the attacks on New York, Andy the driver and not even the getaway joy work, the get around driver. Well, yes, we can sleep much easier and orbits, not your nine that the world's number one ranked body will have to get another person to show for him around. That makes me but much more secure. Unto me on a slightly more guilty and people might out. He was convicted of supporting terrorism and also having one of those in power freshness hanging from It Have you met in the shape of Bin Laden, hitting

we're Lincoln on the head with a budget. That is very provocative. You just had wanted a thirty year sentence to deter, would be terrorists to be more accurate to deter people. From driving them around and is now going to be it will be impossible for being allowed to get a cab. That's all achieved, stuff stand in the ring with some out as counterfeiting. Lloyd Zone just drove past, and that in use that time to think about what is done bring loves. Gonna have the walk if he wants to get somewhere or learn to write a bike which, I am sure is very difficult in those mountains. So yes, I think so all agree. Al Qaeda is officially on the run, quite literally all around He caught took a massive one and a half hours of deliberation to come to the conclusion that, including time served, you should probably be around five months and how this evil hardened killer of non react. Well- and he smiled ass, he left court said thank you to those in the room and then by

the boy in English, good bye, if not how I picked you. The first sentence at Guantanamo, going down that place just keeps throwing up surprises whoever it was would be dragged out by their hair screaming death to the west? No, thank you. By this I mean the end of an Osmond concept. What might be America Control build bridges with sea Ok, the community, by employers this man as the president's new driver to show, but you know he can be converted from drawing terrorist around to driving a leader of the free world around I'll, be in my area of hope for everyone, what rehabilitation. The judge said, I hope the day comes, that you return to your wife and daughter in country, and you are able to be a provider. Father and a husband in the best sense of all those terms I'm not really sure that negative sense of all those terms have not responded, God willing and most of us be tempting enough situations. If you'll just to say now, God willing me willing,

the judge will be released if oil it at all of it, Think about this, and I am not saying I'm God, I'm just saying that this is genuinely my decision. It does come proper, rather lovely image of Dick Chinee watching the sentence come through unjust throwing is remote control as television saying. What does what is the point in setting up military trials if I go shopping, sort of a defendant not being guilty walked off the pointed out there is a compelling Wendell every day- and I appreciate you put it in my head good What we have is one I was: what will you do it? ok now you ready to celebrate what you ve done. They use like this, and I agree with you know. I never said anything about celebrating our maliciously move just at a shower and Russia shout to see the result come through a long time to put his job. In terms of how important figure this man was. The CIA officer admitted that in the one

the terrorist attack of playing cards he'd baby to of clubs, but though not even true he wouldn't even on the cards. You didn't make it to the deck, equally the joker in that you look at Aimin to say: why did they put him in his? It was now centres of supposedly endangered guerrillas has shown that populations are actually doing much better than people thought her world on the guerrillas. We can start eating them again, just. I just really really really feel I have to come down strongly on that. That is not what this means is how it works spend a couple of occasions. I a gorilla on I know it has a, but I think you need to push on without these great. That two years has been terrific, but doubt lapse. Now don't go back to Europe Wise just go so well with more banana source thought, I'm not I'm not saying it doesn't unto saying it's a bad idea for you Confusion vote bewildering number of primates in the world, peace or lady, apes and guerrilla.

A male apes and the ones with brightly coloured humbug. Ducas are the clever ones it all up. That word again of humble dubious? I think that's gonna have to become official now, What oh right, painting the Humber, Duggar case LAW newgate its two thousand and nine time now, the August that will be forever remembered for this thing that we are talking about here. All about it. I wrote you of the now he's got a bridge. All tat he's gotta be a due to present. This has got to be wide resource. Every other bugle. You start singing now think of settling into a noise rhythm of power rock as well are wearing a spy on whether trousers is with events of spray on whether this might up

the fact that, on the other said a few weeks ago, that the catalogue seems to be fine, some really good at and do as much as the account so you're good Carpenter make his many things out of what is it if you're good power Volta should carry a long pole with you, wherever you go and always be on the lookout for things to volts over, preferably with highly cushion services on the other side, and if you happen to be good, flung across the world to negotiate the release of two female journalists before flying back to greet the world's media. Look, Ok just stepped out of off an aftershave commercial. There don't do it at Bob's locally and definitely, unsurprisingly, present build Turns out to be just the man for the job this week and I close the move, He flew to the most secretive nation on earth to retrieve to american journalist who been captured months ago, a sentence. Eleven gaze in jail, and they he's a north korean Joel we're talking about I'm, they probably not a pool table there

There might be a photograph on the wall of Kim Jong IL's waters, Lloyd, I feel lucky nothing just eleven years, though you know what he was reform. Through labour, us all, justice standards, how my Jesse player that you get here this is reform through life, now, if I hadn't unmoistened dancing on also getting a bit jumping all start, calling it the president's frankly, you're a big fund. Reform or labour, are you now that allow, when that put together, piano, really listen Tom the place and neither of those in the north korean jail. The problem was that nowadays about. Still technically at war with North Korea due to the fact that the North I was never really technically declared over there, patients have worsened recently with North Korea's insistence on my very loud bangs, even when they we expressly told not to Bill Clinton and apparently agreed to make Kay Millville. Just days after North Korea had insulted his wife, things descended to pay

denying calling after the secular state Hillary Clinton a in North Korea to an unruly child. She said I. What we see is this constant demand for a time I might be a mother and by all the spirit of had with small children and unruly teenagers, and people are demanding attention, but dont give it up. I don't deserve their acting out might sound true, but is it really because would you actually ignoring petrol child? Who has it my box filled with nuclear warheads. I think you might be inclined, keep an eye on them, so about balance parenting jump. Will you give me one argued cycle over the other? You say that they say: Matilda had not a few random nuclear warheads in her bedroom. He would you just got out yes she's trying to sell em off, but you know, that's just as fight she's going well I'd say we can't have them. Yes, sir, she ate your peace, so

those about negotiations. If, if you play around with a nuclear weapons in years, both do no story before Baton, pretty much more America. Things are done with North Korea. Also Clinton their nor other. North Korea has no friends left. Would you please come playground level diplomacy isn't just gonna teasing taunting North Korea might less your mindless fact. No great did not apply. Show that gives they hit box. I sometimes looks like a primary school girl and sometimes like a pensioner Gallagher, shopping will hold on wage came, doesn't know a lot of Kosovo, which we know looks covering MIKE up all this to be. So where the two journalists usually and Laura Ling. Now before this week, if someone had said to unity and lower links, you probably have guessed they weren't adverb, omnipresent participants greedy respectively, in inevitably one off manner. He cut off his own. Usually, or and also in the process of going off on a tedious.

This is in the middle of a long anecdote uncle frog issue. Once again lordling considerable length clear the Anti Harvey ETA had died. But now we know more about and Johnny, Sir to John and what a story, one story, Bill Clinton. As far as I know the details of the story, the Clinton a secret undercover mission stormed and North Korea, posing as a wildlife photographer. I gradually overcome for several years, infiltrated Kim Jong IL's in us by giving the latest Marinos photos of insects and tigers new stuff becoming one of Kim's most trusted confidence. I'm lovers and then, when I ve been accepted as an honorary North Korea and he placed it into the Pyongyang Ladys prison Andante with Iraq, sackful of apples, which you then started flinging about with wild abandoned and a flurry of fruitless that person, girls, return fire

college and grab the two journalists slung one ivory shoulder and use them a shoulder patches. He bought his way out of jail, locker and american foot will pledge from out of a car tobaccos being snapping his wife Elisa. That's. According to the first draft for the film scripts of the story, still let brickbats closures Pearl harbor to the historical account it deserves, of a movie they sounded. They explain incredible story started almost unable to decide on an official visit to negotiator. It did If someone to operate under the radar and then you re launched Hoedown Brooklyn Jack Bower things become very tv category love so much, and I do think it important that we recognise when they do something the world can enjoy the Navy sales killing the pirates offering the hostage that was impressive and bills. Little adventure, pretty cool. Now, taxpayers money was used to fund the trip. Apart from the secret service agents. Travelling within the plane was an open,

these costs. Private jet led to a boy Steve big, I'm Shangri LA entertainments, although its IONA Andy's is this Bill Clinton plus Shangri LA entertainments, private jet one. There is definitely a hot tub in there it definitely got you either. What I am sure that will preparation and negotiated are long. Before I left, I love the idea You just decided to get in applying a girl get Where was suitable COMECON wasn't, because the Clinton was actually on a list of names of people. That's a North Korea. Bunny said they would be prepared to negotiate with that's true alongside the likes of Aris Witherspoon, Scarlett, Johansson Cousin, Mr Michel Data from twenty four and all those rural women that Kim Jong IL fancies differ about both equal one Elsie Dogma, Marilyn Monroe was on the list to but, as we know, news is quite restricted over North Korea, published two thousand and nine,

we'll two thousand and ten was the first August of the post. Two thousand and nine era, and during it John Oliver, and I talked about this New York. It's the multiple Grammy award, winning country music, Legend Willie, Nelson out some game of poker makes up. So I thought this was a financial. Belgium taxes, Willie Nelson size of Eagles. John Oliver, they allow buglers onto a bedroom to found the way I see it also multitask is it to job skills which should never be merged, but you'd, listen to it. You would lessons about. Nor did I not tat is a good point as a good boy. They always in Milwaukee Wisconsin Fluoroscope, with ice she's up in the shower twenty minutes after it's my hotel, where the first not enough on the door and I'll tell him.

He was standing with a bottle of champagne. At an ice pocket would still be used outside the glasses on a card that simply read them okey division of the Bugle Army has your back. There was a drawing up our hearts under they simply signed Daffy, what a fantastic being to receive with the way the world is Andy flooding in Pakistan by the cross, Russia serious threat of a double dip recession. It surely restores your faith in humanity, the people, doing something that juvenile for one another thanks very much buglers, whoever you are unless, of course, unless it was Actually, Colonel Gaddafi is currently having over the Milwaukee division of the Bugle Army, to destroy these weak democracy on all

Everyone in the world, those Andy the brazilian presidential election, is on October. I, for one have been counting down the days in the traditional way of had an advent calendar tattooed on my yes, I have we are moved every morning until I just left with the central tattoo of polite, doing a Willie on a motorbike while playing keeping up with a rolled out ballot paper. Everyone has their own way of what the brazilian election results come in and they some like to invite friends around use. Accomplice too, make sure they face their tv in the direction of Rio De Janeiro summit. The more traditional approach and shape their bodies, pint them Golda dorm himself, with feathers and then walk up and down the middle of the street in a one man drunken carnival before waking up the next morning and just guessing the results all my way or more like me, and you just phone reviled o only our every hour and ask him if he's heard anything yet Big story

the big early so in Brazil. Is this Attire has been banned there from now. Until election day. The pony law, still inexplicably, that twenty five years after prevails dictatorship ended as guy anyone from mocking politicians on tv or radio for the next six and a half weeks. Now, obviously, as soon as we heard. These andean all recognise did immediately as a cry for help with the past ignore, or disguise the bullshit signal hoping projected into the sky, which is why an active, entirely self with charity we'll be donating their top story this week to Brazil Paul putting the shit out of their election for them, I've got its influence in the government bonds. That's our in Brazil and illegal to elections in Britain, The same role is performed by tv commissioners. This is they sought, and by this I mean my career.

This anti joking owes an off they went on. I have had audiences of the past the thought I was working under the same restriction more this year, nor this year has been a strong show, strong show about internally Hackamore motor the rope. But our on what we had a similar monotonously fancy of? Shall we Working on only go John Least, the state were in the room can the state, wherein homepage three back in the days when you are still just a humble bridge before he became an american city in the build up to the Iraq war. We, on this and remember writing some jokes criticising the reaction, the british american governments and being told by a senior commissioner, but you see that's if we made anti Bush jokes, we also for the sake of balance, had to make Anti Saddam jokes as well. Are you thought we taken as a given, well You can't say that, given right, You kindly let me know

unless you explicitly things by just a that, you were a bath party, supported While we are we gonna, be we do take our responsibilities very seriously. Joam and this world isn't gonna. Satirizes itself is it's so. Yes, it's just that we would be Lamb, pudding. The brazilian election one of the reasons why this is going to be so painful for Brazil is that the candidate sounding credibly boring front runner, Dilma Ruth S. Apparently I lumbering speaking manner and my Opponents. How's ice era is widely considered to be lacking, charisma, He found the to Angela Merkel, Brazilians in the whole of that based on donation handling, is, I will happily brazil if you're boring everyone else makes you run the country while their outside building thirty five foot flows out of marshmallow. Have you ever been to Brazil dumb, but I'd love to

While I was wrong, sound amazing yea, just just story: what in the hell yeah how one in a single setting so We got Chris obvious impact you're drunk in high hat, because this debate is about to get Xinjiang. First let's deal with front runner, Dilma Rousseff goes for a start. What kind of name is Dilma sounds like Fred, Flintstone, colleagues, wealth or suffering from a cold chief. Chief of staff more like you talk. She sounds like an articulated lorry. Slowly, reversing onto a rhinoceros there's another high Delmar you're a career civil servant, never elected to office plus you are, and will continue to be in the pocket of President Lula Da Silva, I'm not saying you're a puppet of just say, because people, President Lula, is drink, a glass of water. I know why she's call the lady, because you makes everyone Chea Poch still fail flat.

I've read. I- and I am like him. I am You all know the true, although I dilma Angela recall she won't entire wardrobe back. I mean every item of clothing, she's ever worn former secretary of state for energy, while she should be fired, fired, Is this all this on dynamite? I'll, probably join the underground resistance movement during a military dictatorship, I'm with child and torture between one thousand nine hundred and seventy and one thousand nine hundred and seventy two admirable commitments, worrisome cause They cannot be winners. What do you get? A few cross border

the political activism. What a president who is coming to the end of his second term of office Watson, the Elbow rousseff running for president. That needs a better work as well John Detonator, better work. I will let me once I was I Sarah apparently Jose Sarah and he was an engineering students. It's a shame. You didn't engineer himself a personality, you're welcome. Brazil. Nada, Jose Sarah, whose hey Sarah more like, whose hosted farmer of ministers a while they didn't make me feel any better this morning, tell Brazil would be knots if they like this guy how Zara your wife Monica Ireland, with a top ballerina with national ballet of Chile? Well, both go spend all day.

Whose eyes areas, complaints, logos, Brazil could do better, you're right, Jose. Brazil could do a lot better than you. Tat is a bird third degree burn all over his personality. That man has decoration of long forgotten apple core slowly rotting. In addition, their re sell to highly let's deal with the outside Andy former environment. Instead, Marina Silver Marinas waste from the work is party to the great body. A year ago I haven't seen such a huge, partly opposites. Paris Hilton was well. The onto a pogo stick prevail, giving great I'm here all week, China Polenta is that more on Italian. Apparently it's also in principle. The two thousand and eleven was without question the most recent year, whose digits add up to four only five all those years ago, in the next seven thousand nine hundred ninety six years, oh, do enjoy them all. You can,

What did in August in a year adding up to four sound like well, it's out this was confirmed happen to Edinburgh after you you leave on Saturday. I live on Tuesday morning, while it does not look good day was in into the fourth the fourth. We accept your bag. You very much, and I caused in Cumbria well out of sync on it to do casting anymore. Only when you ve been in the film which as gross three hundred and seventy million dollars you get daily updates on merger now, look for them other work for them to throw out. You are going to something called box office. Bolgia hold on hold on. The internet down here again the box office, mojo dot com. Do this. Last time, Slow down here, shock us is pretty much affected, whether or not you can afford to fade hoagie

oh he's, gonna, be locked up get some liver illegal. There's a more news. Smurfs hold off planet of the apes overseas. Shooting like checking whether Gaddafi still in power first or running out. Yesterday in Glasgow Liberty Level, Democrat later, deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg was attacked with blue paints and What, where were you yesterday when that happens on first listen virus? I think, is a valid advertising strategy. Any fail now not been smoothed. Nato is three hundred thirty three million dollars It has not gone down by fully millions last minute outlining the public. Is our mentioning journalists wrote this your newspapers, my home local newspaper, and they actually far managed to get home through the hurricane, the

of course there, but that that massive fathom the picture of us. It is so very thorny. Specifically, Anthony should I wrote about live about Tripoli? that was unease. There was a sense of the ephemeral like that. Ass those of a long party buglers, If you ever get invited to the New York Times, Christmas Party politely declare war. What kind of parties does observation date. Go too. There are no horsey. Look at New York Times Party. They attack as a new Yorkers party. Don't stop. Five or not, is taking partying beyond its logical conclusion earlier. And when we all love to topple a statue of party gentlemen, Heaven those I've been there, often enough bus That's a lot easier! That is a major policy.

Didn't you ruin the outgoing seventeenth birthday party? I wish I was tat of a mom were. I want I want, I lose a gravity he's going down physical satire and you will write you will write. She did die. Trucks we no longer want all natural could lose it. She Don T fight her o death, because she did look quite a lot lot: Colonel Gaddafi, oh yeah,. Could it be? Who could it could it? Could it be that she lived out? The rest of my life is Colonel Gaddafi. To call it, but the order Andy Roy sitting in a radio studio. In the morning. We finish talking last night through about a sphere. I can probably tell them all of the armies. Even city Andy, has access to the fighters.

A sudden on and on and on- and I doubt not now about your goodbye joined my children. Sorry, Chris Lothar they leave. Power can be trusted with a fighter What makes you say that your uneasy Sonically is exactly what happened with Gaddafi. Basically had the failure of Libya already spent gratuitous really well, Almost all of us necessarily true, Jonah guesswork. Did you find yourself that takes up? You say that you say: that's, that's really work I think that your that does not really work Oh, he finds himself tat. It does a little bit satirical, mixing up at the July that that was I was DJ, sat on that

was always twenty eleven twenty twelve laws. Of course, the year of London, two thousand and twelve and London, two thousand and twelve in August, two thousand and twelve with when London, two thousand and twelve was ready right and it's olympian. Two thousand and twelve peak. Results. One great Britain live just a few miles away from a british athletes are going for glory if you're working for watching the BBC Commagena cannot where the world's greatest sporting events is taking place, and with me this week it's the former Czechoslovakia second scientifically, and almost eight hundred metre ice, yeah, mailer, Kratos, relevant and alongside him or New York Bigley under the Irish Sea, benefit comedians. No law

refitting eighty to any notion its German. They view who has now achieved following anyone. These micro bugles this week, or indeed is twitter for you'll, probably be aware of, and these compounds with a very serious case of a limp, dick fever, apron attending events all week long frequently more than one day and is in fact sandwich in these bugle recording between seeing letting before this and then leaving immediately after this to go and see our belief, financing and table ten exacerbate these in this injustice limping favour Andy this advanced stage, and for you haven't this point, this is not much to any. Doktor can do just ordinary, there's, no point even sending a priest to see Andy now, partly because these jewish lawmakers eighty one look at the cross around the priest neck adjust automatically assume its new metal, forgetting, fourth, placing the triple jump up. Leave you took an x. Ray of these tools are right. Now you would see intestines of re raise themselves into the shape of the final victory. When I spoke to you on the phone yesterday on the you sounded as happy. That absolutely include spoke your wedding day and the birth of both of you could tell her. What were you doing in the birth of my children? John?

I don't follow its around wanted to build more. My only concern is that when these Olympics are over, your head did Andy for ice. Spectacularly lots of Colleagues, our me you're going to be you and Macgregor enshrined passing lying in the corner of a room, shivering and hallucinating. I am following baby quota curse. The singly what're you gonna do attack. Doesn't my thinking about jump? I want you to win yourself off their level of happiness. What are done it's coming hold on even more concerning John, isn't, it looks like it's gonna be east another four years until London, Hosty Olympics again from Probably even more so Let me start with an army dark times. Think you'd best bet might be just a move strike to real, sits in the non financial Olympic Stadium. Just wait for four years. I think that by expense

so they limping sees a week in now and our very spectacular Olympics opening ceremony. That saw a five minute. Minister being Sketch and James Bond bursting at home, the queen with a look in his eyes that might be thinking about a future in their head. The queen, of course, then jumped out of a helicopter and even more spectacularly monies to scowl her way through the rest. Did she absolutely exit out a face like a board trial killed to smile just once rather have permanent expression as they decide king hides? All of you, you think come on. I think I mention this in the very first might Monochrome Bugle last week that there was an actual nation for this John that she just one? Ten minutes and a helicopter with James Bond happens that women. When I get invasive tunnels alone,

Could I went on I'm Romney's horse is called real Falco. But she's a stupid nine for horse that you are asking to do stupid things in a stupid sport, but real focus has become a bit of a touchy subject for Mitt Romney, as its very existence does. Play into the image of him being updated with the latest he's claimed that it is not an elite. Is sport or stress our spanish? Let's just look at the cold facts for a moment, the rider wears a top hat and white gloves and the horse trucks in place performs Para wet we're waiting whole scientific waiting horse. Mitt, Romney, smart enough to know that you do not get elected to the highest operates in the land by being associated with a pirouetting, holes

Focus Reuter, insisting that sport is not just for the rich saying to open to anyone on, and I quote, a normal budget might stretching the term normal, just a big? It might be normal to anyone with a large swiss bank account, but the horses cost upwards half a million dollars to buy and according to their tax, calling for tax returns that Romney has dying to release. So far the Romney's wrote of seventy seven thousand dollars in horse expenses in two thousand and ten horse. Spread to the whole, expenses, but not just horse expenses. Acting horse expenses. I'm not pirouetting holes expenses? Seventy seven thousand dollars in pirouetting horse expenses will mostly the so training costs of fear teaching holds the parallel in a China shop.

You haven't title the brake adjusts. That's that's how you trying them to do it delicately, but it doesn't. Does cost. Been pointed out here that if President Obama winds this election with economy in these bad shape. It'll be a huge achievement but Andy if Mitt Romney winds this election with a pirouetting horses. I think it'll be even more impressive, in fact, if he does, when I think he should ride onto the stage to give a speech with a top hat and white gloves with his horse pirouetting all over the place. Shouting you just elected, I taxi Lighting Mormon without parallel horse. This is the greatest country in the world moving on to August twenty thirteen, and there were no Olympics in London, then for some as yet on it. Blind reason, but I will still stuff happening in the world and when stuff happens, the bugle has all is by nature a bottleneck above one weeping

on one of our high does is all were busy with other stuff or having had been invented, but his twenty thirty of whose of another potent really I go now still now giving arms to us out millions of dollars worth and the rest of it. Now I went round talks my friend Peter who, as apparent but pate, wasn't in Salzburg, whose parents said so I was Saint Petersburg got to stop well as adapted for my ass, its guilt to settle on the parasite, and they want to go talk to Obama. Sulphur, we're not sure good point did I went over to Washington and I told the present president, who is being silly. Don't cancel a summit set you absolute, but asking to sort out the Snowden. She muzzle cuts Don't worry we'll get it now, but picks up

on Monday this. This is a most chilling bell, sound since breaking bodice say recklessness the medieval human rights glitches, all sorts of that come into early cause on can cause. I know he'll, listen to you and the President said he sure will listen. He's got amazing. Hearing incredible. It seems you understand things in different languages. I tell you it's not natural is almost on a computer on the side of his head. He does it. That's his siberia. Mr President, without you scared of an automobile admitted Obama, he, where such intimidating clothes, what are you wearing lost on? We are taught us something very and Brown was most pelt no said, the President now voted Basque, not novelty birth, yesterday. It was bearskins. Are the precedent What is really unpleasant assistant fresh of university, very rude and uncouth, a vulgar grab, a even crash now I ask prisoners. Empty stop being so rude, but you still

swearing, curse calls made him. Look tough pretty of noxious way didn't, does not offer a tiny when he looks like a whole lease ferry small and skinny. To a bomb, bring other leaders into its put pressure on portuguese colleague, Angela Merkel involved in the data set. No you're taking this too far I've. Never anyway, he replied. Merkel in the daily listeners, adversely get Merkel and on the deal you Katherine, because she's very influential seismic interviewed, so many countries are you in one way or another? These for five, you ve gotta, be colony, gradually tell it Kaliningrad, you pick it up You didn't come from that, ok can see, did Obama eager number yeah, I think so I wrote it down somewhere about it in a notebook or something, then the president's wife came in. She was wearing tinted Goebbels in a bubble. Had high Michel, you being skiing, Chelyabinsk go now.

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