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Bugle 186 – An Insult to Civic Society

2012-03-09
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This is a port from the bugle podcast dot com, the Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world. Love you and welcomes, wish you one hundred and eighty six of the Bugle Audio newspaper for a visual world with me, Andy's oarsmen, in of all places New York, city man. this place gone downhill. Since the Dutch left shore there Socrates, but is not enough and also New York City. It's the man. mirth MIKE himself, the hell on the Hudson the Bronx Bone Boma, that's the Bible of Destiny, John Oliver. Although the lobby, because they welcome to New York. The job
Danzig Apple Computer at my house. Andy, you read my house, you are. You are literally at my house you're staying the whole, we have to try to global to my head alleviate in New York for less than twenty four hours. According to my Bible tracker, even thirty, six by her sofa blending with local thou of thinking that you have taken you to a battery cage on this week, but I was gonna, do it maybe after you recorded the stand up, shit like that before I got a horrible freely ignore appearing on American TV with two black eyes like upon you, the all out just get picked up by the Yankees and thoroughly company behind one need anymore. It's a point, is it's a risky alike the risk, is a vigorous thou, welcome to any potential new listen. Apparently we are Itunes episode of the week of CASTOR the weight John adequately at podcast of the week.
The political crisis out of the way governments who have the greatest thing on earth at the moment before one. We can gather me before going back down to being one of the magnetic, so welcome to any new lichness. I hope you enjoy this statistically men. If you won't have a welcome on farewell. My already have left a vote now for me, it's not for me, but if you are thinking about then joy, the right to enjoy the right so might yet a bugle! Vitally, is sir. The world foremost source of news and information outside our Strasbourg referred aside. I need only what legally now that not only those programme outright light is our and ethics may in Jordan. Everyone usually with an ocean between us, but now there's no ocean between us, but I've strategically placed a glass. so the water physically and between us and the student you just gotta cannot interact with John without idea a body of water of some sites
We're doing us anymore, so this is a bigger one hundred ninety six, which means if we met on the same number of vehicles, John Ass, a number of takes it took Clark Gable to get out of the line. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn when filming gone with the wind forty three times he went with frankly, my dear I don't give a shit gave was suffered man and assisted directive. It's a Fleming. The eye is red Butler. It would probably have said, shit not dam and the Bay Things Club can gave likely, what they wanted then became a battle of will May the man was prepared to back down and an increasingly exasperated Vivian Lay said: can we just get this Balikh insane and can a lesson belly pork and they need to get when, after an forty, two could give a shit to be recorded and jettisoned gable truck one frankly, why couldn't give a flying before being threatened thing? Editor, thou the film completely and being replaces the romantic interest born adventurous, Kali Dog, called Lawsy Gable, then went with a combination, frankly, sweet cheeks, I don't give a damn, then he went with yeah. What
Then, let's cut through the froth love. Can I say, you're out, did you just let me in the face and frankly Vivian? I don't give a damn what's wrong with that. I'm just gonna bring some real into this bullshit, what's wrong with using a real name and on the final occasion before he got it right eventually pull my finger. By nearly that Teach you knew all recommendations for major companies. know anything about you. All I know is the usual too Molly saw as albums, and so it might be that you are interested in this as well. They were wrong word, we're rogue jump, awry markets. Sounds like its interest in talking to you Chris soundly about your down a well for the whole episode, but we ve got you in it a little well in the studio lifting up the late. Every time you need to speak, I am actually in a well this way, good good. I'm glad can someone come again
uncertain fanaticism, though, every week a section of the bugle being as AIDS naughty unused piper go straight in a pain in the manner of four one of your traditional producers, based on this week. It's a book section, including a review they knew book from American shocked, even house rush, limbo and Annabelle Self Help guide, all your prostitutes. The boy that's got to working out whether you are or are not selling your body for sex for a living for the updated, including a special additional chapter, including one Are you sure you're not a prostitute, absolutely sure, because I think you might be a prostitute come over? Let him run my prostitute major over Europe as our thoughts you all across the chamber. I've got the book here. John. Must find out if, if you yourself a prostitute, Have you ever used any form of birth control? Yes, I have your prostitute, Do you ever used medicine? We have to
prostitute. You want to stay alive sake. Do some more hoary? Have you ever been paid money for work, yeah Rostopchin money. For one thing, you ve open that moral vortex, don't you will probably taking if having thrown pet dogs with someone as well? Do you think women should have the votes on put you on the spot? Hey Jonah, yeah yeah yeah, there's a managed been married within the last year, prostitution. After we have state funded birth control before we the vote. Now, though, no have you ever been will you potentially ever be married? Yes, prostitutes, shit about sharing, sharing everything you ve got it. That's not my mom money or property for. being exchanged autonomy. Is a foreign courts in all your woman. Now you're off the hook arrived for fellow Julia Roberts, pretty woman and you locker Well yeah. I you re right, you have saved me from,
I sell Mary knew could carry a dress like that job story. This wake election round up and the army. election round up in the literal sense, because much of the election roundup mused this week involves world leaders literally rounding up opposition activist before the election takes place unbundling them into a back of a Van Ryan. luxury news now. Are the Russians voted for a new president this week or as they would put it? I wanted for a new President Wotan voted on day. They can't sideways. Congratulations to Vladimir Putin. New statist a shock come from France victory to once again become president of Russia, meaning that he can now remove his hand and entire arm from the island. Dmitri Medvedev? Boys are for the last four years operating ok? Was a piece of six foot fell, Mr Putin? That's not a puppet, that's an actual cuban being nonsense. This is,
a human being is about right Dmitri. No, human brain, so very slowly, one very gently out of my house: that's enough from you domains really do you can go back to your box? I think I'll just have a drink of water. While you tell the boys and girls about Russia's Ladys economic plans Dmitri now the actual you would who, I've always maniacs evolve boy, less than astonishingly potion impulsive. Chechnya, recorded ninety nine point, seven percent of the votes which to be disappointing. John for a things went off the quality russian desperandum you ve gotta, be looking
at least two hundred and twenty percent is admitted that he's lost touch of the public in a sense that sea fully investigates one more people didn't vote for him at least twice and he's been nerd. this whole elections been looked at by the parliamentary assembly of the Council for Europe, whose head is a dutch politician by the name of Martin, Joseph US, Maria Cox, but more commonly known by his nickname, tiny now now now now known now, not least on Wikipedia they little yeah but you as a human being, is that you have access to Wikipedia I've not touched his Wikipedia page Cox with a k I mean, admittedly the others to be. Go for new listeners is
you're high end satirical organ lit slave, no hot potato and battered and aims aims for the people in power who deserve to be taken now pay but when a man is called tiny Cox he is criticising. Vladimir Putin. You have to ask: is the right man for the job? Is eagerness putting on their work that wasn't surprising statements before the election was even over Andy without putting spokesperson one point on the BBC that Putin was, I quote, Miss Saunders liberal. While it was true massively misunderstood candidate is employing the every order he's given over the last decade has been sarcastic less definitely private olive oil and gas industry. It put it in the hands of a bunch of mega maniacal tycoons. Less definitely do that. I tell you what we should do. We just ask political rival by Poison Yemen in London, socially restaurant, oh yeah! So much again that right now who's gonna break you too,
these are ronicky dictator carried it has been doing for the last decade has been horribly, misunderstood and he's gotta be notified. Of course, I'm going to act that way, you're just going to order the person who tells him that be thrown in jail, but that don't ever he doesn't mean it and these just being sarcastic. That's the point that Stalin had the same problem. Yes, He was very much in all ronicky dictator, but each state, and why way ahead of his town is more like an Andy Kaufman career. Then he was actually a mass murderer that aren't every gopher cringe Comedy Knight S when you slaughter thirteen million, if your own people, it's that openness just off think for me, I just over ways the humour of it. An election monitoring group set up by protesters in Russia has refused to recognise the results of the election site. There was widespread fraud, The result was a quote, an insult civic society in Russia, and there were reports, so called carousel voting voters not only going
in voting a number of times, but also doing so well. Riding elaborately painted horse is just such a slap in the face to democracy, and so people, if you can be positive vote more than once, then it just shows that you are committed to democratization, is that we're sitting. I should away yes, they reported this. This group report of the Putin actually only one fifty three percent, not sixty three point, six percent, as reported officially, although is worth noting that that fifty three percent result would still have actually given putting the victory anyway, he seemed very moved in his acceptance speech with tears. Running down, vice or that wasn't actually clear of those were his tea is whether they were the tears over russian dissidents during interrogation. that has been collected into a bottle given supporting and that here then, and was now we'd be out delicious data. It was very
motioning. Thank you. Spatially gave up yonder and sets a thanks. Everyone who delighted him president's he sets out like to thank in particular Vladimir Putin for electing the president has made it possible, I'm nothing without him and all strive every waking moment to do. What flatter me put in a lot of money to do was already touching still that in touch with his electric. It's good to see the speculation is now largely be what Putin is gonna be like in his third term as president, will he make any reforms in concessions to a middle class, opposition movement has been growing at last year, only listened to his heart and his head and he's bulls and be the tiger wrestling lunatic that the world is coming to no one tolerate. For years now I love journalist, asked a question: is weak, we'll put in vain pussycats or a tiger? That's a difficult question, and you know if he's gonna be Pussycat, it's gonna be a very particular cod,
Does he get one of these hanging off your arm with its teeth biting through your flesh and with full laser cannons instead of legs, iranian election news now and I ran through self and election this week, but it is more of an election costume than the real thing. If someone dressing was a sloppy nurse for Halloween. It doesnt mean they are actually a nurse and is actually pretty offensive to the thing that your dressing up as this wasn't just democracy with a lower case de Andy, was democracy inside inverted commas with a question. How could be under way as well as a winking emotive, All the candidates in uranium iranian election had to be pre, approved by IRAN's Guardian council, which meant that the contest was effectively between different conservative fact, It is largely those who support President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and supported this approach.
Lay the Ayatollah Khomeini. Basically, a choice was either conservative with an epoch. I see or conservative with an application choosing between full she'll, coke and full sugar Pepsi published, takes the same both at extremely badly, who had large tosses, but both of the nobly give you a jilted energy. Is that how you sagacious functioning in the morning now, just starting out, extreme, right wing and radiant policy gets you. I'm just gonna kick coffee they and that's. Where is the only thing that really spot? Let me up some some hardline clerics scale, but in the morning somebody I haven't sleeping with a dog in his little yeah yeah. Why not just what me up every morning with the calls for just that when you're dogs Hoeyer likes me up every morning, the call to promote research not called the prairies kind of thy wine to dump.
also the sums of IRAN, Benjamin Netanyahu. The israeli Prime Minister has entertained the world with his comments on the Iranian Nuclear Programme, in which he said. Ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it works like a duck, if it quite soccer duck, then what is it? What is its that's right? It's a duck or its Mick Jagger, with a heavy gold mine, a dose of rheumatism, still cranking. Our satisfaction like he's a twenty five year old, often display by met no, but he feeds here, if finish the centre, said. Jeff it looks like about water could not quite like it up it's a duck, but this stock is a nuclear doc. and we cannot really, but in any clearer terms, the problems
oh faces with IRAN job. It is a joint nuclear doc. Yeah dominated the real concern is: do the Chinese have a big enough? Pancake add enough from source to deal with that nuclear, that the concern is that there were used that nuclear doc envy and if it has the right and they're gonna fly over to Israel, I can just take a shit on the recent? That's, that's! They worry. I guess there's a thing I mean: what do you do with its many? Even it Many are who is right and that this is not the first time and is rightly politician has used the duck analogy in two thousand, the speaker of the israeli Parliament ever Hamburg said. Listen, let's not fool ourselves. If it works like a duck talks like it. If it sounds like a duck, it's a palestinian states, though it is doc.
Before us. Honour hang on, though, is that the whole, maybe when, if the palestinian state is a duck you're, my maybe you'd like this, which is that this was an olive branch who is really saying this is this is just a dark. This is nothing nothing to be worn unless maybe did got height docks. I can remember the Bible we're on the good list, all the naughty lack of Mona Shit. Now that Santa Moses floated on the vote on the river now without being picked up by a duck, so they kind of in all bad duster and in the new testament, according to the recently discovered the Paris consigning the gospel according to some Lionel Jesus did once kick off a parable by saying sorry, I'm late powerless duck crap from my donkey, I met together out until you absolute Norma anyway. You don't need to know that, so let us get on with business so adds up who lives being nice to people. Well, have I got a traitor
Should I strapping once upon a time there was a lovely little girl who was swept away the tornado with a little bit. Doggie golly was great wasn that is! It's been a young, Benjamin Netanyahu, emphatically, Andy guess the Bugle award for clubs of the weight, because a worthy was absolutely incredible piece of speech making an effect. That speech can be anything you want. It's way in different forms: it can be like a big power Monday You see IRAN guidelines agent, reaching uranium to demand of medical research yeah right if it looks like I dont walks like a duck and plaques like a duck. Now. What is it? That's right? It's a damn! Phasing doc! he's a nuclear dark and it's time to stop calling a dog
oh and they it can be like him speech enough three hundred million dollar America moving You see IRAN types broaching uranium to develop medical research, yeah right,
if it looks like it works like a website like what is it? That's right, it is dark, but this dock is a nuclear dark days time the while started calling so let's get out there and let's kill those guidelines, the points it was an amazing speech that was absolutely from nominal speech. I who'd Barrack. The ice is really defence minister said about Yasser Arafat in two thousand, so yes Arafat's happens to behave like a terrorist. He looks like one he walks like one. He quacks luck with the studies, the key.
give away for all terrorist and when they get when they get nervous, isn't Costa could take when they get. It is, and I think it is frankly incredible that most airports now do not have quack, detecting, didn't it out just so jump at surprised them, village, no allowed sound, just a little poems with bits of credit. I can't relations and want dies in terrorists. They can't resist. I cannot resist so why the Ox then for dealing with a dark I mean you could shoot it or strangling or head, but in the big Why should the situation only on us not rule out diplomacy with John? Maybe maybe we should be feeding the nuclear Doug Doc, bread brides to earnest trust and tackle the attempt to get to know the dock and understand its concerns, and once we ve kindest confidence, just tried it not a shit on our car. That's why the long going with adults also is it ever get a figure in Israel? Is posturing like him,
Sally a man with a new scooter causing lady to impress Suzie parliamentary elections on Friday in around where IRAN's first national election, since two thousand and nine, which you might remember, ended with people, run in the streets and uranium protest is being attacked by besieged militia motorbikes. Hating people with sticks, though not exactly endorsement of the whole process back then. So this time they were much more careful. The leaders of the opposition, green movement of being a house arrest for over a year and what completely barred from taking any part in the elections. The results were win for the anti off within a jack conservatives. Those all loyal to the a supremely dry taller company and it has to be tricky for Ahmadinejad now to thread the needle of power. When you have a supreme leader, hovering over you, it's not being the coach of a sports to China team to listen to you. While you have a turbo, Supream Ultimate Couch, who claims he's been appointed by God. Right over you shoulda who could get rid of you any second which basically
lobbying manager of jail, but there the defeat for within a jet and he's loyalist, including the fact that even Ahmadinejad sister lost Her election means that he will face. I more hostile parliaments in these vital eighteen months in office and it really brings Humpty Wendy We have only one and a half years left of captain crazy, the arrow down ass, all the money put them in all my dinner jobs to enjoy, I told a comedy described IRAN this week as moving into a more sensitive period and its confrontations with the west and he's right. Andy, IRAN isn't gonna, be the kind of paint your bedroom blackened. Listen, don't rush mental disinfected teenager confrontations. Now it's gonna, be the listen. Democracy in red quotes from TS, Elliot plainly, coups d, guitar quantities of ecstasy hydra, while developing nuclear weapons in a subterranean bedroom and the end Skippy. Coming soon for sir
President assets of the Russia and China have finally stepped up to the plates today, through the urine and set the sides now has a maximum of twenty more lost chances to stop slaughtering his own people. While talking tough, though the end game isn't a jump, I should like Jews day now and again, because marathon democracy, rodeo trundled on this week with a superfluous coming and going in doing absolutely nothing to bring this interminable primary contest to a conclusion. Mitt Romney still the front runner though the favourite to win the nomination and still conjures up passion, judging from shrugs, two half hearted limb pie for not even the most fervent supporters, regional planning, car lose bus at the sight
Others are claiming you haven't yet one second of ultimate sort of philosophical middle ground. The asian and there seems to be the whole republican campaign seen skilfully cross potential. I get the candidate they don't want, but in doing so ensure that he is fatally weakens by the time I finally bring themselves to documents at its it or it's amazing strategy of super water as well sodden, very follow it produced by this time. I was incredibly supersede the eye, the beholder and they grow its turbo democracy that mock what you don't understand. Doesnt, big news yesterday that Rick Santorum who to these impartial lies. Finding the curious, wiser american politics seems had been touched a little by the lunatic. He had a massive celebrity endorsement boast from them generally accepted to be the king Micro, newest presidential elections, the most influential political thinking as ever, the minority pulls the strings. That keep the John metaphor. Uncle SAM Marionette waving cheerfully with a fixed and immovable smile on his heavily varnished vice
That's right. Santorum has been endorsed John by Philip River. someday. I go charges quarterback. Could this be the case cited moment in the republican rice or could we decided we could pay is not likely to be by almost any parameters spots, cookie main Phil Rivers, gotta so the huge all my money he's got a real cannon for an hour. So if it, if that affects them, the democratic process in any way ensure that huge news for central
a man. You think that centurions attitude towards abortion and birth control and immigration probably helps a quarter back, avoid getting intercepted while crunch play me on. Look, I'm not a professional America, football irony or indeed any of his professional football analyse, but I'm guessing that has absolutely no bearing on whatsoever able fulfil it river. Even for the great Philip Rivers with his zero Superbowl rings, brought us somewhere. You see course of actual, if you're not notes on their arms and would turn if he just got. Centaur was policies on his arms. They inspire governing that's what you do and then he shouts them out. I have to do is often not just to make the mandatory forty three, forty four, I don't live in Newgate, which won the state of Georgia, but basically announced that he is far too much of a directive.
These people? Have he didn't use. Those exact words used over separate sounds full those words, in other words, so I just realized them into a statement made much more sense than what I actually said. For example, As one handful of states but crucially narrowly also how to Romney, meaning that we need a well democracy basically left everything exactly as it had been before the whirlwind struck and you could see the visible irritation in a journalist who covered Super Tuesday, all night, they were annoyed. That was taking results so long, to come in annoyed that they were going to be there until two in the morning. I will complaining they were having to cover all of this, to which you wanted to look at the tv screen Andy and then stopped shouting no woman is might could you do that? No one is forcing you to spend six hours of live television reporting on something that isn't really happening. You are bringing all of this on yourself. In fact, there are.
credibly, interesting things happening all over the world that you are actively ignoring at this point, the Middle EAST is undergoing fundamental change. People are dying on the streets of Syria. America's armed soldiers are being shot out as we speak, and you ve chose to invite the rapporteur, not in Afghanistan, but in the Oklahoma, cockers, where economies we watching retirement age, volunteers, count up different colored coins and look bodes well. You poured yourself doing so. You have poured everyone else. This is your fault. You did this know about holograms of delegates and free they girls is other paragraphs of voter. Turnout can reach out to the tv and slap you in your face is going to make this a worthwhile use of time. More resources for news network run by actual adults, ultimately exit balls of genocide, primaries about look. You get yourself in the mirror for fifty four seconds and ask yourself whether twenty journalism stewed with hopes and dreams of quality reporting. I'll give you a clue. Twenty year old is dead. Take that
America, news, media, foreigners in France, use now, and President Sarkozy or France has finally come round to the long held british view that there are too many foreigners in France and ass. The french election approaches and psychology is under pressure from the socialist candidate, who is, meeting him in the palace, Francoise Armed has my french acts. Angle I feel, is suitably offensive meanwhile essential, swung hard right Sarkozy to try to pinch votes from the National France, whose leader, Marine Le Pen also quota control, see this week by claiming that all meets in Paris allow Georgia. Meat industry employs actually no, it isn't, and Le Pen said yes, it is and ass injury. As far as the debates
thereby got John and so called you also kind of white into this aim is wrong or meets in Paris allow, even though it really is an end to its aid, France is following the rest of the world in infantilism democracy through spectacular levels, That would leave this debate by. Allow me I don't fully understand, because now it is also easy. So really for meat was how now cause an elderly relative. They used to go to church, most husbands, also by coincidence and elderly relatives was a fully convinced atheists. Now, when he died and country to his explicit wishes, she had him buried in the local church, and her logic was well dear. If he's right, it doesn't make any difference, and if it's wrong, it might do him some good. no government should be for forcing us to eat nothing but allow Andorra kosher mate, preferably both simultaneously posting
have all basis biting allow hot dogs shaped like the Pope, while saying over, I think I'll be all right. Elections always bring out the true colours of candidate found. They had so often those true colours of industrial sludgy, Hugh whether disgustingly oily residue and, as you mentioned French, Didn't Nicolas Sarkozy is facing a real struggle to win re. These trailing heavily in the polls behind these socialist comes candidate, Francois HOLLAND and is competing for conservative voters with the far right national from party led by Marine Le Pen into Daily Marie Le Pen by the way, is a biological arguments for the theory that being it is her red silk. So, suppose you decided to win the people of France over what by saying that there are too many foreigners there. That's how I saw cosy is no stranger to xenophobic rights. Biting numerous times. Joy campaigns in the past, in fact xenophobic rice biting
he's standard Carry Oki choice, not there there's a Sancho. That's just asked for spanish Lullaby, MOB Madonna and then talks over the top of the backing track about the dangers of immigration and the importance of keeping France. French don't go, carry Oki singing with Sarka. see that's what I'm saying in a tv debate, Mr Sarkozy himself, the son of a hungarian immigrant, a fact that seems to be entirely lost on him said he plans to almost huh the number of new arrivals in France if reelected next month, and they wanted to restrict some benefit payments to immigrants who pain in the country. For ten years, nice guy and they that's got us all, and so, when I say nice guy, I actually mean niece Guy french City of needs, jeez famously full of asshole back onto the concert in these once they just gonna banned? When I was twelve, we we headed
a money stolen from loud. Several studies do play. I was a trumpet and what what what what we played a load of nineteen seventy Carlos Gonna credence, clear water, you deserve to have your money stolen twelve, twelve year old, trumpet my love, your ollinger founts, yet right yet to trumpeters couple. Flautist through full guitars five thing is most anyone in the school. It could do anything vaguely musical. We played its collection of of seventies, cut some classic eighties cock rock final count. I was very much signals. The sickness, wages, extra thou, mathematics and there has been a seeing the Washington Dc Charter school after a teacher was discovered to assign third great students a series of math problems around violent and illegal scenario. Calliope s sword math one of those one man, one math, plus another math mass
mass problems. First, the teacher said he been ordered to assign these problems, but it like the turned out aid actually downloaded them from a free homes, coolly websites that sounds legit and they uninstall. The unregulated website for home school is hard coal that are valid rules. The head of the school involved said I was absolutely distressed. follow anything we do we're about character, excellence and service, and I found These questions to be violent and racist violence and racist sounds someone just try to MIKE Maths Fun vodka and racist, as basically everything always taught at school. About british. This survey they teach you the real lesson. What's even better is. Apparently the teacher in question is a minister as well. So let's take a look at the question is in question: shall we here's one sleeping one night when a hungry vampire socked three thousand six hundred
the two leaders of blood from me and one thousand eight hundred sixty five leases above my little brother, how much blood hungry vampire during that night now I mean that that's eggs, fine, a bit violent, maybe but nothing. too bad a slightly warring amount of blood being socked been, I guess it's all in Khartoum. Foreign media can do math scare, You ve, got to link up with the biology, says all shoulder your exact and, after all, says we street uses a vampire to teach children about counting is just that I don't do that by sucking three thousand liters of blood out of a six year olds, but still not to back. Let s try another one course number two. I took a nap in a book one day and woke up screaming we are all by three thousand Seven hundred ninety six leeches two thousand nine didn't ten fleas and one thousand and forty four vampire bats. We're stuck to my bald head drinking, my blood in ecstasy, how many bloodthirsty blow
suckers were dining on my ok, that's a bit way. It will now in difficult avatars. There seems to be a bit of a blood bath going on these mass problem is like a mathematics calls designed by where's craven. There is a significantly much higher body count. The need normally expect from a mass test, because usually what you get is on a train travellers at thirty five miles an hour Liverpool is one hundred and fifty six miles away. How long will it take the trying to get to Liverpool and not a train travellers at thirty five miles an hour. Liverpool is one hundred six miles away. The train hits a basque heretic. Sixty four people, all of whom is evident to and whose blood covers the wheels of the train, making go two miles an hour faster? How long will it now take to get to Liverpool but hold on now? The strange going fast? unable to stop in time and slams right into the platform and Liverpool, where three hundred and fourteen people are standing. How many of those people are critically injured? Is another question jobs Father
if in one thousand three hundred and fifty nine marbles on his birthday, that's fine John swallowed, five hundred five marbles and die. That's not fine, Jones Friends guarantees funeral the next day Johns Green. further. The remaining models that Jones friends in equal numbers. How many ah boasted each friend get ok that teachers a serial killer, also water. Aren't you going to do that at least get monsieur? You can get a five hundred. Ninety five marbles back out of the kid you're give us give us from some genuine to remember, Brian, a brave member of a Swat team in California terribly busy week last week. He had to have seven whole days
he killed one hundred and sixty three terrorists to ninety six murderers and two hundred and six hours of this disease rail, how many criminal city care on average each to throw up minutes. True, it's on the website. Owner schooling, Paradise called com. If you want rich entertainment, I'm actually some quite testing mathematics well. That's let's give this other websites do less, not bury the lead here. These are not easy problem. The problem is that you know if you take. This is my explained on the excesses of California and policing of Russia. A hundred and eleven murderous broke into my house because they wanted to steal my maths worksheets. Luckily, I had a bulldog abortion, a massive to protect me, my first stocks, killed all the matters, Brodie bicycles, ninety more mergers that might sleepy bulldog, mathematics, solar part thrice as many murders as my books that many matters to the stock. is another one buglers do said your answers in Sally had between thirty five,
sixty ugly bearded man who wanted to marry her. She fought It's all arranged themselves in groups of agent, her garden tell put aside our there were five men left over again and told him to arrange themselves and groups of six? This time there was one hysterical man, I've put the hysterical man out of pity and tell the rest to get how many men How do I wanted to be stated that just sounds the plot of quite a goods body movie here either either that or its now, the next absolutely gigantically successful were american reality, hysterical man that is right, the Liverpool for our stars, you on your miles now and we have, while here saying, decrease, just won't just their curricula. While
you're alone. While you are reading this email, if Andy's with you just whistling pretending Something else that you don't tip him off. You are not safe. I repeat, you are not safe nobody's for these monsters, while listening to the department episode to our one, which is radio show the andean ideals is episode series to episode one may episode two hundred were another, so was cancelled well before that. Well before I stumbled Andy and Jones Doc Sacred there. They explicitly say you are allowed to kill buglers five minutes. Forty seconds rain, I assume the whole bugle run is been elaborate plan to create a following. A group of people who ve dub buglers ready to embark on their murderous spray against us, it's obviously in Poland, the closest to these homicidal maniacs. I trust that you too will be able to formulate your plan to take andean John TAT down before it's too late
yours in terror and solidarity, Rhodesia, vs us back, that's all found out and was spared by Indian John. Only after in agreeing to be excellent. Australia, please be careful! Well, while busted out here, we are setting up our notion of hunger, gables hunt humans doubt the ultimate sports in a barely, listen too late night radio for show. That was wrong. began to for new listeners. Issue is still listening, Chris is the current producer and I'm not only weaken hatred. I because, where I am recording may actually here. Our Christians recording himself, so we can hope that the british voice, veneering pool a set, the guy air this studio, where recording in New York osier? What what well. Where are you from original people? Bosnia has achieved, pool tomorrow studio, we recorded a sitting through the glass I fed us Chris. I think you should take this on board. I came here today
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most coming into info at the bugle podcast dot com and, don't forget start you can find a forecast. Sound clouds easily the greatest out, device on the international stage, and we knew the I mean is the only one I've heard of, and maybe that's because you don't need to hear about any of this sport, now arose John suggested in the show. Things been happening, Chelsea after that the young portuguese manager on driving us by us, while sacked by Roman Abramovich after about nine months in charged, and he became a thing- was sick manager, Abramovich sacked in about six years, he's announced today, that's in these four days, since he sacked Philip US here, already sacked five I Chelsea manages he announced and press statements. I've sacked Ex ITALY, boss, Marcelo Lippy, an Ex boss loan Roy cards blustery others without even appointing them off
phenomenal weak and the violence no sooner Emory has denied his interest in being sacked Botch Elsa. He said, I'm happy not being sacked at Valencia. sparse himself admitted being sacked by Chelsea too early in his career With hindsight I should have gained more experience, not being sacked Barcelona before being sacked virtue. Elsie and also in football question from me, home schooling websites that ranges football Club of Beethorpe taken particular hate of our question all about football. What is ten million minus twenty million? Is it a thirty million? and that is the only option I study the economic centre has been run on and many other football clubs so that's it for this week's New York Bugle I'll, have to engage in New York. If your rounds in the coming week, just to say how smoothly? This goes on. They went all those gigs and where all those gigs well there's a list on the vehicle websites, the vehicle forecasts,
candy dot com, the incident Spain coming for fifteen years now, let us not leave the door combat you seems capacity I stood on the people, websites, I'm doing a gig acts, the upright citizens AIDS on Wednesday. Yet another duped on Thursday and some topics also, but do check for details obviously some view Johns filming on Saturday the autumn, any further questioning job I've got nothin and what else most of you going to stop me from life. My New York week off from the battery cage battery cage, probably will probably get a burger somewhere. I rely on the rest of the time. We're gonna, we skateboarding awesome, excellent! You ve got of pipe in your flounder. Heaven is a half, five cannot be justified Skype or die, but Bugger Leviticus, ores,
I gotta be the guys this week's skate, then foolishly, buglers we'll see, and I won't say we will talk out you next week.
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