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the each ought to reply to every child wrote to him, and then he told me fantastic story which significantly brought my waking. Thought is worth sharing our colleagues this. What he says a little boy, send me a charming call to the little drawing our loved it. On so much holders lead is sometimes very hastily, but this one I lingered over. I sent him a cart and drew a picture a wild thing on it arose day, Jim, loved your card. Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, loved your card so much he ate it. People that to me was one of the highest compliments of ever received. You didn't care, there was no renewal drawing or anything he saw it. He loved it. He ate it begins there are two major emotional risks: Andy resting. He's Maria send a nice work. Jim and Jim, of course, corruptible Heston Blumenthal

So this is the one on four for the week, beginning Monday, the fourteenth of my twenty twelve and ass, we record Friday, the eleventh of my so happy birthday to Eric Burden Britain's greatest those singer and its Two hundred years to the day, John, as we work since Spencer, possible became the first and to date only british Prime minister to be assassinated. The ice- if Exclude Harold Macmillan. Who is this? might have on natural causes in his sleep at the age of ninety two, there are twelve. Century Archbishop celebrity Thomas Beckett's, who was assassinated. Wasn't prime minister, the nineteen? Seventy seven Wimbledon champion Virginia I too is oh four to one being either prime minister or asylum motive, for which we should be eternally grateful on both counts. I have nothing against, The great I'm just happy with as a tennis bonded now also John F Kennedy, who was

american and not prime minister, but could have been if America having observed, is overlay eighteenth century. Your point and champion the wonder horse. They not in fifties fictional vote wasn't assassinated Prime Minister or a whore well on all those things. Similar History Bay. The judge on that, but our personal was bumped off in the lobby of the House of Commons by loan Gunman, John Bellinger. I was hacked off with the government and dealt with that hacked openness in Aceh, leisurely way with Hindsight Peter I hated. It was taken a friend to see a watercolor painting exhibition and then actually remarked. He had some business to attend to went to parliament and shot the prime minister. But of classic british understatement. Isn't it not in fact excuse you have a little bit of business to attend to. He died in the

commons, presumably two years from opposition Mps about how he had broken a manifesto promised not to be shot dead, whilst his press, actually hastily issued a press briefing trying to say, the stories personal showing how in touch with ordinary people, he was just by like ordinary people would dying and an inquest tell the following day, and can you guess where it was held job. I don't know they. Where was it was held in the cats and Bagpipes Pub on the corner of Downing Street, naturally Some say it was in the rose and Crown Pub either it was in a pub or more likely in two parts, before we get down to business pikes point. Only a happy driving gone out upon a soldier or sudden bring it'll be fine. Point had not married too soon Jeffrey Point, nine August Mcchrystal. Therefore package we can show them. Ok, exile gets a business three thousand oh surrounded them also got a couple of whisky changes to ok,

So how do you reckon the vast died shop? Raggedy was shot. Anyone think you got set to see movement of the bullet though he was shot brought that Thou case closed. Is often had gathered around ground for a couple more whom. So I fought for a quick movie that Jane Austen Oh yeah, An emotional system was wrong. John I'm saying was different to the one we have now for inquest. As always, the sex of the vehicle is going straight in the main. This week is a history of inventions, part one of five thousand collect one invention. Each week until you find solitude the most furlongs of the reaper part, one, there's. The party blow up people a few blows, vented by Florence Nightingale as a medical I join the Crimean WAR was used in failed us, those were flow. No one have fellow nurseries would put a party blur into the wounded soldiers, mouths was lost,

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Save me from this sum of death for my comrades hunk of final breath as if to say man, this war sucks the really are a bunch of rocks and Lord Hague safe in your tent. You set your tactics, make their a pile of shit, walking straight a machine guns. Well, that's a clever stance. You mindless fuck, witted, shit, brained, then silence, but for the gentle flattened flatter this way and that of the brave dead Heroes Pink party, They certainly also incredible about saying Andy blowing one of ice gets on my legs areas. I mean What's better the thought. The reality of both amazing I also think that might be the first time ever that

laughter the Wilfred of Devices for us now to go invented the hall monitor, spicy. What you say I'm fine told sorry. This week, a luxuriant bonanza Andy actions are not buses you. What years for them to turn up, then a bunch of turn up at once, a number of them stink and if you can take a very suspicious looking carriages and all it all left thinking, there must be a better way of getting where you need to go now. There is a presidential election going on in the eu- right now between President Barack Obama and his republican rival, Lord Montfort of Michigan roaming insignificant right. There and were a number of other. Elections around the world that happened recently so all aboard the election around up for

Your news now under this week, from elected. A new president's now know that most people are coming thinking of a hold on who gives a shit Ordinarily, I would agree with you, but based campaign has been pretty interesting. Just maybe a little bit of background what are the two main candidates were conservative. Sarkozy, the tiny Frenchman and husband to and inexplicably attract and run it I guess so far above average, so far above the average level of innovative and sport. I think we're both men, whose bakers, gentlemen, who know about thinking well no question on, but he is putting even further above average, the way which is really science on that. Running against the socialist candidate Francois alarmed interest me social candidate was actually supposed to have been Dominique Strauss Kahn until the whole legal

understanding of exactly how New York has traditionally Tipp amazing. That incident and all the reflecting the came after it meant that Dominique Strauss, Kahn Political goes, wasn't just cooks, it was forceful slaughtered and had his liver served out of a delicacy. Revelations too many a two shaggy to go into here, but to some them up its Dominique Strauss Kahn Watch seems to have been permanently stock at buying a clock for the lost ones a year. So the french people you're, the first and only presidential debate of the season. When our cozy and alarmed argued, like two french people sitting at the table. Next, you in a restaurant fighting over who is going to pay the bill at my favorite part, The election was that before before the election, a great clip came out, France, Francois along mother, talking about it. The little boy she said he. Let's just say something that always MIDAS love when I grow up I'll, be president

we didn't believe that at all and still don't do it, you learned presumably said, oh well, thanks We support mom, you really don't lay domain psychology to work out what is driven his career in politics and we are surprised and opened his victory speech with mother now, maybe you proud of Zeus- feuds, be proud of it, the heavily on his mental people credentials but sir, and have you promised to only travel by train. He celebrated victory was spent in the evening and his home town of tool. Then good temper proposition to come from. Then pops twelve thousand pound in our private jets and flew to Paris now is, of course, was probably logistically necessary, given the time constraints, but it was immediately jumped on by his critics

bring the new world record fastest, ever reenactment of George Orwell's animal farm. It was used to being a champagne, socialist or if they say in France, three, he come of eggs is essential in this more dialogue. More dissociate leads me to say CD. Is they pull it? Girl ass? The old man thought all joy to cooperate. I love booby will be our dilemma of booty. His mirth the champagne doors. I believe how snaky Lou, delete, pool accommodation, delegate, telephone oil, garlic for a diabetic, led, commission sleeping now the most concise people linguistically John S, bicycle I'm saying the general sense of celebration in France seemed not so much debate It's an Francois alone was now President Sarkozy was now not present present alarmed pulse just under You two percent of the votes in the turnout, was a massive. Eighty percent, though,

It concerns from global markets that France was about to become what more french, as he market, seem to view the elections being a battle between saw cosy embodying a modern, competitive industrial nation and alone, representing a nation sitting around in cafes all day champion crossing play. They seem concerned that Ireland is going to return France to the twelve our work. We can the retirement age of thirty five and, if that's true, they're frankly frauds made the right choice and you don't go to visit France to see them spade walking to work on its Tokyo. You go to see them leading on a wall shrugging at accordion music. That is just a fact. I think all We looked at the speed walking to work driven economy in recent years and perhaps the classroom driven economy are the way forward for the world. How did that work out for everyone? Now you're, tired, Andrea broke from its massive colleagues for the wealthiest french people. Seventy five

send for anyone earning over one million euros which, with the Euro collapsing as a currency, is now two hundred twenty thousand pounds or one point: three million dollars. That's roughly a hundred. Thousand pounds now in today's money or one point one five billion dollars only really applies this to anyone. I earned over one million dollars or seven hundred fifty five thousand pounds prompting fate. France is wealthiest, could flocked to London and provoke a catastrophic run on London's unlimited supply of baggage. Now bright, move, not many leaders even given. What's happened to the economy in the headlong rush for on and wealth, not many leaders have had the dead to say. Excuse me, the rich, but since world this traffic at moments that only chance that you could just for a little bit more for a little while giving you have built your wealth in this country. On the efforts, people in this country unwell things off. Maybe you could prevail, we could prevail

you to start up a little bit more to its original reply. Saunter. Could you just check gaddi prices or fly to the criminal? I'm. Sorry, Miss Yolanda actually around border this. How much we thinking seventy five percent Sondra? Can you check the price of property in the cave in other ways, MR alone. I would absolutely love to help out, but unfortunately, I have now left the country after country. And these concessions Sprague Sarkozy, waste. Good luck, presents along with the glint in his eye of a man who has seen a breakdown of recent french finances. Good luck with that if you need me I'll, be at home, ignoring your calls one of almost campaign pledges was to rework the deal on government debt in member countries and the countries and Apparently german Chancellor Angela Merkel called him the knowledge of the election to congratulate him and tell him that that was not going to that. That

actually might have been all she said in that phone call before hanging out Francois its Angela just wanted to say, will huge. Congratulations are becoming president. What more think she'll be renegotiated up your ass friends. You have a great noise. So a cosy who insisted that he is not sorry that he has lost the presidency. Showing indicates that, rather than being out of touch of sums that he was here, still when the mood is right say. Will ordinary french people are thinking? and along the immediately stated that he would pursue alternatives to the austerity packages that are currently being forced onto Europe. Those austerity package very much sleep, to the torso that have proved so effective at waking up the european economic growth we will see how it works Perhaps it

workers jobs because the Germans won't have an added. The gems ought to have it. It's not going to happen, not showing Chancellor Merkel think mysteries prove that time and again you'll get a track record from working more and that there is no magic bullet to resolve the crisis, but that there was an actual bullet for anyone who try to break a deal that I made you Briggs a deal, a break your legs. Growing collection, news now and look up Before and I'll say it again, Greece invented democracy, and if you judge what's happening in Greece right now, it seems I are intent on destroying it. The Greece Central The french idea of renegotiating the european Debt Deal and said I listed that paint a you. More for your crippling austerity measures and will rise. You absolutely none of those. How does that sound and how does absolutely none of them sound thing

pretty miserable in Greece right now and under economic tools like struck. All that was struck for them. Things are to remain that way for around the next twenty years and in depressing tango of all this time they fall. It has risen from the economic morass, like a shave Teddy Phoenix from a mountain of ships, the Ultra Nationalist Party golden dawn about the least accurate nine for that positive imaginable them ok, murky, dusk or a gloomy nightmare want to vote share of around seven percent in Greece catapulted Party from appropriate obscurity too. In twenty one seats in parliament since law, Its election, tv and internet pictures have come out of a party members in heavy metal, my cup splashed with fight blood, brandishing hunting, knives, making Nazi stall salutes or smiley next to an outrage, oven. It's a racist attacks on immigrants. Golden don't says it wants to sail greek borders. Would landmines and its election law has promised to rid the

country of their stench Andy, if so long, Plato, Heraclius and Aristotle? to be transported to Greece? Now they would feel like pair returning home early from vacation to see the house has been trashed by a party that I just had the got out of hand. What does We all realise that two thousand years, what off you don't do this place like Do those morons we're swastikas, please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me that you didn't use democracy to actually give these pricks any power. What the fuck is wrong with you holy shit? What happens on states? Would you not take care of a building block? That's why Many of you rush like. Why is it everyone gets put? Do they ve got jury, polar, wholesome condemn? This is

the most powerful country in the world no, he said ok, ok, but the nine Greece is still synonymous with the greatest minds in human history. Correct. Please tell me that you haven't even trash the greatness of our reputation. We still the philosopher kings right. What do you look at new, faithful? look me in the eye and tell me what Greece is most famous for. I beg your pardon. What is a move to mislead the classics? Degree Le Cottage, with a form of social,

Apparently, the valley, the greek stock market, has fallen almost ninety percent in just five years, Joe now, I'm not economists, but that does not sound very goods and is probably fallen out of it ninety nine point. Nine percent in the last two thousand five hundred years as well. Revival wish these celebrity currency. The euro is in big trouble, started off as a symbol of peaceful cooperation in an age when Europe Leaf this continent tat after a couple of thousand years. Finally, wind itself off everyone slaughtering each other and territorial and ideological wars. Every couple of generations and turned health into a symbol instead of catastrophic economic mismanagement and political failure very much out of them, palm and into the fire, whilst being smashed round the head with the frying, pan

the most secure their legs election news now and on the first, the american people go to the polls to elect. New president for them. Currently, president fully Cholera is in ITALY. Free election because no precedents in makes How can run for office twice the post river which makes a constitution is densities, is actually states that you serve one six the term, and then you can literally might be how they wrote it. Constitution. Those go essentially has disposable. Presidents use the ones you throw them away. All four of the candidates have been accusing each other of corruption in Mexico. Waken to varying degrees. They are basically all right. Talking the the front. Runner aids Enrique Pray neonatal the current governor of the State of Mexico and a member of the institute if no revolutionary Party and who, if every election was based on handsomeness, which is definitely not then he'd, win by a landslide, goes with ease Time is short.

The hair on his predilection for crisp, wide open next shirts, whatever It made him the mexican president of my heart. Yeah yeah yeah, those hats, those wide brimmed hat. We highlight the campaign so far with the presidential debates, in which a playboy model in a tight dress. The stage and yours patiently ogled by the candidates now somewhat set this hasty, basing my serious political matter of who gets to be in charge of makes, goes failure to adequately deal with its strength from I think. Johnny just proves that destruction should be a part of all political debates, because you're in a hostile, you're gonna be ok,

What's down all manner of distraction, snow, only playboy models and taught dresses, wandering into cabinet meetings, wagging their groove, as at you, but other distractions as well. For John, we have to learn to ignore your own election pledges, the temptation to ethics, gettin away practicality, the sound policy to intervene. The political grandstanding, then you must learn to ignore, was well public, a penny escaped bears. Editors of national newspapers were strangely, are encouraging and a whole host of other. Distractions, having a pretty ladys interfere with the presidential about its many helping the Public decide who is most likely to be able to focus probably on the job, and then it will probably vote for whichever one of em takes. His glasses often says: It was a truly We admire patients phases of people randomly assigning this big in order. The debate were handed to each candidate by these form a new model in ice in toys,

Its evening, gown with most of the friends of the dress, shall we say strategically message. She appeared for twenty four seconds at this hour, the bite, but that, with all the ethical was talking about afterwards in Mexico, actual commission said the woman's type white dress, with its plunging neckline, has distracted attention from the important issues going to say which were breasts. I mean the economy, an the economy. In making these economy breast, I mean that's a mean boobs, I mean they want candidate, see underdog Gabrielle gladly send it is impossible not to concentrate your attention on a woman, so spectacular up is left Let's go cards on the table and eat. You know perhaps its tricky What he's not impossible, if at all, suggest that he constant attention on the fact that men can

cartels keep leaving decapitated heads in mexican cities that that shooting, Turkey's mind of ladys asses does also back up point. I made some time ago that when Silvio Berlusconi called Angela Merkel and unworkable, not ass, it was a compliment. Hours of non discrimination politician, but also we horrid ashamed kidnapping completely. In control become available tripod partners of the west. Until he's, Finally, on the minds by America, appointing Congolese arises that second further states- I just Couldn'T- go just gonna go It does seem Enrique, we keep is likely to when he's part of also potentially glamorous first couple, as his wife Rivera, is one of Ex goes biggest soap opera actresses and is also almost done. He's a very good looking up. He suddenly

most famous of the candidates Andy which, as dictated by modern democracy, as we all know, therefore makes him the most electable he's not being with she's gaffes. Everyone loves a gas and even those in non english speaking countries seems collectively, but how can they enjoy gaff? If it isn't? after the english language, but apparently they can, at the end of last during an interview with a spanish newspaper, he answered the queen about the minimum wage in Mexico incorrectly, which was boundaries thing as minimum wage is just wage for a huge number of our citizens, but also when asked much a kilo of tortillas cost. He replied not the housewife. He received huge criticism and mockery, for they need like to claim that these words have been taken out of context that he hadn't meant to offend women meant to say that he is not the house life in his home and thus would know the price is too, which everyone said. No,

That's the same course it s not ass. I told you haven't changed the context of incentives. You have merely made a long while this is the problem John of having, politically speaking, a foreign language. We have been speaking in English. It wouldn't happened yes fine russian news now and rather may approach in the air brush and rationally professional president, something or through the hit musical stolen. My darling I ve got across from the coast of Brittany. Ever let me go has been elected back to office, albeit with significantly reduce public support down in some parts of Russia as low as just one hundred and three percent of the votes cast famously swarm, enamel sworn at last Monday, our protest and ugly, and resulted in the trademark, violence and multiple arrests. Opposition antipas

let us now facing up to two weeks in jail, to which Putin replied two weeks two working weeks: mammals country has lost a judge. Jury mean too examined me something of weeks been legs them. Become fifteen years long, sly. Vladimir Putin has never Vienna. Why honey? That's because it basically even elaborate just four years acting as prime minister and writing, Dmitri Medvedev Speeches and thoughts for him. In fact ITALY possible there hasn't been Dmitri Medvedev at all, is just being Vladimir Putin, in a very convincing Dmitri Medvedev costume and the Dmitri Medvedev has spent the last four years been chained to a radiator. Underneath the Kremlin aping completes he six year term. Vladimir Putin will be the longest serving russian leaders since Joseph Stalin at that's, not at all a chilling comparison. Is it? How do you celebrate an achievement like that?

play ice hockey. That's the only the answer to that question and you don't just play you play games the team of Russian Legends- and you don't do that. You win now voting as famously previously ridden motorbikes, floodplains, scuba, diving, treasure fish atlas, shelters, Let me now played ice hockey. He is over compensating for he's masculinity it almost every conceivable. Why was left Andy actually to become a mild pole to answer on aftershave model. Is he gonna? Do skilled, discover the cure for cancer and claim that he's lost it basic income, happily on the Antilles written into the russian constitution, has the biggest payments in the world has I'm starting to believe that he might have the smallest payments in the history of humanity? The hockey game was between Putin, stream of amateurs and assembled legends of russian hockey. Putin came on light in the game with his team in explicit

we only want go down, you'll, never guess what happened. Dandy vote in school, the equalizer didn T jump at what then and went to penalties and you Never guess what happened, then, the Putin, God, the winner hated the goalkeeper with the speed of a six year old before flicking the park softly policy gully, who was desperately diving out of the way when it Andy. No one was celebrating harder than that gullies family. I'm sure These kids were jumping down at home in front of the tv screen. Shouting ass. We get to see daddy again. We must have some cool what's a quality chaplain. If I Saki Giovanni Skating President, toward you in gaol. He's gonna muttering at you a smoke it is eyes were standing on. Then you are much.

What it would be like the live somewhere where this is all you can see as far as the fucking arise and reporting much fun. I'm gonna one way trying to get where your name on it straight there. If you say they shot Fleck Gal put in gaol decision, devotees, Yo Gopher and purchased skills, as most people are too being like a cow on ice into which his couch replied. Yes, a great president. Cows, a greater ice hockey there others give them troll balance as they swing, pendulous Lee from side to side and having four legs twice as many legs as ordinary people statistically might who twice as good at skating in fact no great Gretzky himself was half man, half cow. Please get actually my wife again Frazier section. Now. Guy marriage

Dana Historic moments for America. Andy President Obama sat down in the White House, strapped he's not zone and announced that he personally was in favour of gay marriage. Now previously announced at using viral gay marriage naughty naughty six when he was running for Senate, but you know he was president, then it's a bit more important when it comes from a president than when it comes from some do. Everyone. It assumed that he felt this. Why? But probably also assume that he would never sight, while in Bessie was basically operating, don't ask. Don't tell policy or more accurate, a policy of ask if you want. I'm not gonna. Kick your answer you, but this was genuine moment of history and not bad history like natural disasters or terrible wars, good taste and the like: the invention of ice cream and the opening weekend of Smurfs. This was the first ever present. The United States going on record as being in favour gay marriage walls that will legally mean very little

still remain a state's rights issue and lots of states, as North Carolina sadly proved this week. I've still got their head in the past, and of their owners, but yours, basically, it could barely have been moment meaningful, is the guy Moon landing on the issues? One small step for president one giant leap for a nation and what was it more remarkable was that relative lack of drama after at the gates of health openness somewhat, perhaps anticipating the media generally focused on doing doing their job in competently, rather than maliciously, which has no interest that forward a coin dolls Diane before would at least no Iran has been impressed. Thou Wert, particularly republican sod Michel Batman, put a lengthy news release on Wednesday in which its marriage between one man and one woman is the foundation of our society for more than two hundred years, traditional marriage has been a cornerstone of the United States of American, and I will do

everything in my power to support and preserve traditional marriage and to protect american families. Now, fortunately, everything in their power does pretty much goal now, but I am so that's that's good. I think what you might want to do before that is just Chippewa. They did those rights in traditional marriage of around fifty percent s so in these, maybe I'm, in my view, be harder than these trying economic times. Divorces are actually quite good for the economy, lawyers short and property. Let's new clothes, my covers divorcee installing dating again go out the restaurants, Ray marriages Olga for the cake industry. In fact, Michel Batman shipping urging more ill conceived hasty marriages, particularly between he's, because gay weddings are on average, five points. Four percent more it would help or how the present chances of reelection debasing to me whether this issue,

stir most shows to focus less on the pure joy of this historic moment and more on whether the decision was politically motivated and whether or not it would help or the press. Its chances of reelection replacing to me whether this issue was deep in the president's heart or deep unease hard, because it was deep in the heart of a majority of voters in crucial swing states to which he could respond. Who case? Who cares It's just called some criticise the present for doing this for money, arguing that they would get increase donations from his base and from Gabriel, essentially arguing that the present the United States is gave a pie and cardinal Timothy Dolan, president of the? U S, conference of Catholic bishops labelled the presence, remarks deeply saddening. And the old like to label Timothy. Poland's remarks infuriated. It seems that we both know how to be disappointed in others. Now

we ve got a similar debates about, but about gay marriage, and by that I mean the right wing press going nuts about it, and no one else really giving that much of a shit, with communist responded to discontent on the right wing of the conservative party after the appalling local election results. Last week by easing off on his plans to legalised gay marriage. It's a Tory saw got together, no thought where fighting terrible problems in Britain today that cuts programme massively popular with the nation as a whole. The economy disastrous stagnant, massive public disenchant

democracy, greed and responsibilities, corruption by threat of politics on all media are all economic system. Unemployment heading towards three million. The whole country is a mess. What can we possibly do to rectify all these endemic socio political problems or his? He is not there stop telling people getting married. Everything else will fall in Nice, we just have to stop the gaze baby. It s interest in the two responses that Britain America had our nations to the issue of gay marriage, one defined by an act of leaders. Bravery and another elite is political cowardice because problem David Cameron, is in favour of gay marriage and plan to legalise it for personal reasons or political reasons, or who, who gives a shit. It's just demonstrably the right thing to do, but he is now going to renege on that plan offers you mention. Heavy losses, in elections and he's not going to do.

It was gay marriage to appease he's conservative base. How does that appeasement feel? Prime Minister Cowen must be pretty proud, failing to go to bed at night and think what Did it really historic, brave, bold and ultimately moral thing? Today I appease the bite For my part, I wonder where they gonna put my statue in Westminster to commemorate this historic achievement made. So there was withdrawn from the was it wasn't. In the queen speech, the gay marriage legislation and the Queen speech, she looked even more pissed off the usual John Characters, Dick I could do this, then you ve been chances. Look like that has become so familiar, over these, as if she was just one more baseball policy, wife and going off paste shouting? Ok, let's What can rubbish I've got a gender up is a time for my life. Members of the House of Commons what a catch catchphrase that is

my government. A legislative programme is going to set these country back. There are more words not sentence. My mistake set the country back on the road to oblivion, its recovery, good one of my country was my government will stop but nothing if only that, were true in order to honour not reading. This patronising can gaff right my separate, I'm not afraid to whack you with it I'm sick of it. This little beauty lesson must be worked marks on anti engined Edens posteriori. I can tell you that for free belonged, whack Doktor Johnson Tom of the Bishop of York compared the Prime Minister to a dictator. If you was to allow couples and the same sex to marry, that is an egg

that's it. I'm sorry for me I'll exposure bandy. Whilst all dictators have been different, they also very much been bonded by their progressive views on single sex marriage. I think that's why mostly legato so well, the archbishop said it all. Oh, like somebody telling you overnight at the church whose job it is to worship, God is an all the armed forces. They must take arms and fight. You completely changing tradition. Well, It's almost like saying that at all, in fact it nothing like saying that whatsoever. He went on to say if you genuinely would like the registration of civil partnerships to happen in a more general, why most People say they can see the drift, but if you begin to call those marriage you'll try to change the english language right, Andy LAW. The word asshole it uses just be a word to describe the human ass now,

I can describe a person or a big its own archbishop of someone who is all three of those things, someone who is an asshole but who also owns an asshole through which he makes most of his public statements Joe. Osborne confirms that the gay marriage ass she was gonna, get kicked off to the curb down the line, the chancellor said that he had taken a motion from voters that ministers should be focusing on the things that really matter rather than distracted by too many other issues thing is, these does really matter. It really matters a lot because their will, your time. In most of our lifetimes, when we will look back, From the time the gay people were not allowed to get married in our countries and it's gonna be fucking embarrassing to those are frightened of it. You just want to take them for that. Elders squeeze them shake them. Just likely but firmly and say. This is

we're going to be fine fast. You are not going to care about this faster than you thought you could not care about anything now. Do you want to see a video of Vladimir Putin scoring and always hockey very funny. Augustine Tom who has a point christian nation here and what this legislation would mean. Is it the wedding? China would I We have been a gay wedding in. Are we prepared to take take that step? when J Jesus, I don't have to being a phantom in August, they might have been and if so, what are you sure? It's been a long time swimming around in his on the pants, with twelve guys read into what you want yeah or emails now, and this one comes in from Scots who writes on the subjects buglers backwards. Ok email short to save the show from over running anymore than is traditional, but I'm not should know this. I've been listening to the beach

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