This is a podcast from the bugle podcast dot com The bugle audio newspaper, a visual world Buglers, ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the world in twelve continents, of all three leading genders in the world today for email mile and all people, junior women and a micro man, no children, the scientists prefer to call the welcome We should always events of the post highly olympic era, its issue, two hundred of the bugle at the start of a new dawn of hope for human civilization, the end of approximately thirty.

Really is of disappointment, and I, and these also I'm just gonna fight my way through the chair. Crowd soon get led to the recording studio, hair inland. Twenty twelve literally thousands of well wishes of love? streets, all the ways of Johnny. They need to the recordings that I can be glamorous stretch him District of London on my open top ceremonial elephant as well as more important celebrities, including renown, farmers need clean form of professional prime minister, Tony Blair, Rock legend in jail, enthusiasts, Mick Jagger Course, the remnants of Alexander Graham Bell, who of course, might the bugle possible with his it's dark invention of each other phone exhumed and flowed in specially for this great great broadcasting history that very excited summaries. Dead for energy is a little overwhelming. For me has sorry people not no autographs off the recording. Put your browser. Why please put your eyebrows all of them on

focus of other satellite we lived, my life imagine, as I find my way to the dollar they're all similar scenes of wild communal jubilation in New York is weak. Growth live through the award winning STAR of stage and screen John However, as it prepares for Beagle two hundred this historic showbiz moments: coffee's noise pull through with the extra special milk or something. And they said it was gonna, be young but light into the studio cities handlers. Saw from high fighting sorry about that? Does he have a medic dies, self treat he'll be only second, there

was pretty pumped about today Hollow Buehler's ad, welcome to the 12th of a bugle, beginning with the number to which Google two hundred for the week beginning Monday, the 16th of July, two thousand and twelve just eleven more wondering about national decline days to go before the Olympic opening ceremony John. How is New York coping with the fact that it does not have an Olympics less than a foreigner alike? Well and a deep down New York believes it does have an Olympics because that's where America is built on american exceptionalism. So if, why hasn't Olympics America believes even Deep down, we know, is not a fact. I believe that they have a bigger olympics, also happening somewhere, other New York, just presuming that they have won in midtown, so happy two hundred job well Andy

hello, Andy, ILO, Hallo buglers for the two hundred jobs two hundred bugles Zombie Shakespeare only run These have in place thirty. Seven you didn't. Have the imaginative pull to get anywhere near? How many bugles we ve done Brazil of We want five World CUP Sunday. We ve done too tribunals. Now those two facts: so each other are completely meaningless if you'll nowadays that one number is definitely bigger than the other number it's our number Andy so Circuit is ask yourself this, which was the great achievement numerically exactly there were two hundred bugles. So what are you Saki? How many prostitutes to Jack the ripper kill him? I believe a pity to be spent on that is generally thought to be between three and six. Certainly not between three and two hundred, though, is how many vehicles we ve done all,

behind us over the last four years, bodies of innocent victorian prostitutes. The point is this: but just to eat, with Andy too bugles. How does it fail John Lemon about outlets pick up a few thoughts. If Jack the ripper was route of killed between three and six, he also killed between three and two hundred. Bucks how many of the lower and nothing else you, I think, the point basically storms. Well, I've been John I've had these titles and every single beagle tattooed. On my back and in our running our space to the fat, I've been having a workout pretty intensively to try and build up a bit of sex or musculature yet further for the next, the next two hundred research budget cider what a large- and this is a hundred times more bugles, now them installments of the Bible and that's including the fight ones, We have now done the same number beagles as the total of the following. The number hundred me to gold medals, one, why Madeleine Albright? The number

live. Commodo dragon strangled him aid more Lyndon Johnson at you, and meetings to make himself looked off the number of times. What Professional Moon, London they alarmist wrong, slept with renown. None mother Teresa, I'm going after spain- is that, where only on a total of one so far were career, ending MAC Injury suffered by Ex friends Queen Marie Antoinette too, and we're moving plus number of times, Leon controls over table tennis coincidence. At one time was the day before he was to have tat the old Soviet Union, and the lesson of that is, if you gonna show boat Shobo in private, we're gonna have to speed this up. Plus the number of I'm so Jesus said before answering the question that your donkeys, and if so, what is it doing stuck up that tree with a helicopter blade, Gaffer taped to its back a hundred ninety seven earth before he finally answered yes officer, saw a new trick of in working working on that needs. A little fine tuning set you off. If you let me offer the caution might emitted his caboodle stew, sizes, beggar, they'll, two hundred job

Google, two hundred honestly, and when I was three years old, I never thought I'd do two hundred anything alone bugles, because of course, then I did know what a bugle was. I was, as I mentioned for years and years, he's food for thought and the queen had a thousand boat flotilla on the tenth. I've been on the throne for sixty years. Without doing once we ve done too, hundred beagles without doing physically on that, our calculations we are, I would flotilla of over three thousand three hundred boats, but last I checked on the Thames that just seem to be its all about a party barjaumont looked to be a dead body floating down the river water he's going on over their people have no respect any mortal. Now respect. We have had a number of telegrams from famous well wishes. It couldn't be with us today, the U N Secretary General Ban, Ki Moon, has written

we boys, bugle and thanks for helping toppling, although sit back and North Africa last year. You very welcome, but mister mole Henry Clinton simply says you make me feel brand new laws some Romney still in the running, of course, to be the year. Sixty third president of America, as written issue, Why was it? I guess, you'll enjoy my sentiments limit personally gas to put these up hullabaloo It shown any wassail delayed due site, be sued, the door sullied day irresistibly more slowly, middles Chiesa master Look at the moment will be asking him if it were torn detours. Schiller planet did Superman more fairly. Does you need a little more than telephoning don't be seen them? I thought and you have to ask ourselves america- is that the kind of man you wanted, the, why classic

french way of saying well done. John there's one napoleon screwed up in Russia because by the comic finished, describing how it was gonna, be his entire army into debt. Hastily fact- more telegrams. Later in the story they wake the horn, Doggery Turner and look buglers. We come back. Potentially sensational, lose omnibus they first, Second century of Bugles and the news is vase. Silvio Berlusconi is apparently planning to run for office again in the Italian to twenty thirteen elections. It was like he knew and like

Here we have these two hundredth anniversary coming out, but he wanted to do something really special forest. How did you know Silvio you leathery sex place? How did you know that this was what we wanted the most and what the world needed? The least I mean, there's really would be a hell of a comeback Andy. You know that sixteen from the end of somebody movies you're? Just when you think a villain is dead, buried in a grave sovereign he just one everyone's com and shoots out of the ground when it much instead of Silvio Berlusconi, literally dying, it was his police. Korea there was buried and imagine that what's coming through the ground, now is not his hand, but he's he's peanut butter, basically what's happening in actually right now, but particularly to Europe what's Berlusconi, has persuaded to re, enter the political bordello at the urging of ITALY. Business and entrepreneurial community. John now, just

How die things our Europe of ITALY's business and entrepreneurs the media of suffering so much in this age of austerity that not much business so many things entrepreneurial ass themselves over just nothing more happening there. Only so many times you can stand in your office, revving an imaginary scooter before you start to wonder what has happened, your career in business, So what is the solution? Get Berlusconi back shortly make any difference the economy or anything important sure he's embroiled in more court cases. In the number of times you or I have wondered whether snakes like pastor, whether it just makes them feel feel weird, but at least eight my things entertaining John and that's what the world needs. That's what democracy once and motion only. That is what the more see maids distraction, a political core, more dived headfirst into without any armbands or breathing equipment, exactly seven or else reported that he will run likely into

Anti thirteen, where Mario Monti is announced that he will step down and it should be an interesting campaign is purchased. Coney speeches to the country are going to have to have can really the same tone. These had to repeatedly using speeches to his wife come on the legality of give me we still got together do before about different about now. You know you museum, Silvio, now hope other paganel scooter do you know you love it. I think literally gonna, be his re election cat like it, and I hope on the back of this school. You know you love it. The most honest confines slogan in an electoral history. We have to also Mars is there for him to achieve Johnny other right. I can't be that money he more things he hasn't yes stuck into, but I guess that's the thing with Berlusconi, haste seize opportunities to put a seventy five year old, wimple stills go into places that no one else will even think of pudding in

in the New York Times, but with this rather delightful understatement, I said that personal weaknesses tainted his premiership with scandal. Titus title It is at Times way that Michelangelo tainted the Sistine Chapel within a brush as some of nineteen sixteen in the Somme, Mary was tainted by a bit of battle tainted clearly. Mix luxuries voice to New York was tainted by a monarch comfortable with little Johnny. Iceberg candles? John? Will either scandals than dyslexic choose your boner is: is this on a daily? Is this on impossible to forget. What kind of man you're dealing with with Berlusconi and the baggage that comes with the big because the reminders are everywhere and not just in the upcoming cholera. Gods of numerous italian judges because Berlusconi, Last night, when I was a reading about

a story on a news website that sidebar linking to any lighted story and the sideboard exactly always rely story. Women, so delighted, sex with statue, Berlusconi, poverty, related story, Strip, nuns danced for Berlusconi trial, told we're late story, judges can, the Berlusconi bribery. Georgie's, relate story map, ITALY is dead, our red look. You know what you're getting with him. That's that's it beauty and Berlusconi was, of course, premier of ITALY. Three, still currently facing criminal challenges in at least two trials, and you might think there's no way that ITALY going to take him back, but I'm really not so sure could always just in ITALY and the ON vacation I do not seem to like Mario Monti want rates. There is

carrying but Dallas step that in the current year, and that they have absolutely no interest in listening to its present when their real daddy's outside in the sports car, hugging, the horn and promising to take them to go imply flick knives. Malta is all about fiscal responsibility. Hunting An Italians are all about scooters itself. They just fundamentally don't have much in common at, incidentally, just in case you wondering how seriously ITALY's taking its responsibility to impose austerity measures, some might large scale cuts to there. Economy at the moment. They always hotel in wrong. Like one and I was I stumbled on ITALY's most serious political talk- show it was a group of I'm some men in suits talking animated, lean, italian and also their hands about the proposed austerity measures that we're talking very fast, follow exactly what they were saying until one man brought out for These chair, an enormous, five foot joke scissors and started why

filling them around on everyone. Stout laughing it now: but what they were saying, ugly, but nothing that we employ the concept of fiscal responsibility is extremely funding. And I think this wouldn't we need put this in context. Jonah, you listed all the things Berlusconi a spade. No involvement is not so much for the law have been involved in an abusive dysfunctional relationship with the Lord wish, both Are these clearly hate each other, but a recent poll showed that's without Berlusconi. The peoples of Liberty Party, which is a nine four bullets body that should set alarm bells ringing, big time without without Berlusconi is leader currently polling. Ten percent with Berlusconi is, as later they will be pulling twenty eight percent John

that shows you know only has that political party light its cards on the table, but the people of ITALY have lay back out on the table and boy cards. I mean genitals, yes. The conclusions we can draw from this story are as follows: one democracy doesnt work to ask recently on the bugle. If you leave a man unattended analogue shed with plugged in George Foreman Grill at some point, you clamp his testing. Was it not girl just for the fun of it? It was true, politically and economically. Humphrey ITALY's nostalgic for the days of ancient Rome when it rule the world and its leaders would not afraid to use payments in ways that most modern leaders generally shy away from will now for this two hundredth episode. Special with- largely to be joined by a man who played a key role in the development of a bugle, our form of producer Tom who did police most of the first hundred night bugles before

fleeing the Hemisphere Tom great to have you almost YO, hello, hello, buglers, you create sound. Let's get hello Tom out on House housewives being upside down. Not likely. The blood in my head upside down is really starting to hurt without your living on courage. Meantime is really doing me. Mentally, very well falling Tibet thoroughly? What I saw, people that Australia oarsmen freedom Australia, condemnation in mourning, after that, cricketing was humiliated by England and what that of I've been protests on the streets. I don't know, coming to terms with his well being hits a cricket that shifts at tennis as Wimbledon proved that getting shifts at cycling is Cadel. Evans is getting beaten by Bradley Wiggins, go back to being in the Olympics by Britain.

What color this sounds of ways of the Roman empire more than that. Nah strongly. I never even had an employer to start we well they about anything. It was born a beggar Leipzig. It either economies well, I really need to invest in sport, Britain. They point. I have nothing else, but sport, That is one hundred percent sure ok up up up, but you know who's gonna priorities, Roy him. When economies come and go, but sports is immortal Australia is round. They wouldn't gave up a healthy economy and a second for sport so somebody or what are your plans for the future down and down in Australia now oh, I was thinking of a long life. I thought of it the gap,

I will get you in the next life pointed date so your condolences to right on Twitter. Yeah, I while so were Tom State under the first bugle characters and Don Quixote big moment. I think I think that's all agree under the bugle has

Just jumped the shock ABC soared over the shop and a fine Jackie work ass. It always the classic sign of her for desperate showbiz franchise, callousness, kill off a character, always writings golden here, love for kyoto of ages ago now just insight who killed producer Tom Right, wasn't an agent operating on behalf of his unloved replacement. Chris Was it a vengeful Rupert Murdoch unable to cope with the guilt of having let the bugle slip which you, through his fingers unwittingly, given that never even heard of it was natural causes see Scottish. After all, in enhancement too, thirties Zopyrus can't keep unplugging themselves wherever or was it Colonel Gaddafi, You have the fading his own death, on a worldwide mission to eliminate all those who once mocked him beginning with her but Hauptmann the American,

oh Prize winning physicist, who die just three days after the definite apparently had his clogs. Possibly but then the film director can North Korea Go Kim Jong IL and form a monkey Davy Jones Comin with the colonel added, deepen undercoat personal leave. Now Tom, a man who filled bugles thirty five to eighty six coded messages encouraging a libyan insurrection who is responsible June, two bugle three hundred to find out if it was all just a dream. North Korea, dyke. Now Andy North Korea is the most secretive nation on earth. So any time- any little detail comes out. The well paid close attention, other buglers being no differed in the past, of course, over the last two hundred beagles, when we found out the key Myung ill have private? water supplies they locked, frolicking northern. He climbed the need hit it

holes in warning shot. Thirty, eight on the part on his first ever attempt to playing golf. We devours every budget detail, sadly Kim Jong IL. Of course of craziness. Like this Kim Jong on is now in power, and his apple may not have fallen far from the crazy trick. Details of slim on water he's going up to, and I ve been completely out of the public eye for them: two weeks, but he's now turned up on even in North Korea attending a musical show, with a mystery woman, by his side now, the best guess of who the law and the incredibly unlucky lady, is, is the cheese I married north korean pop star, who Kim Jong IL had previously forbidden his son to see why These bodies that's quarter, you two Kim Jong ONS Father and, I suppose, it's uneven

You, too, the husband of the woman who has done as well, although of course, no he's about to be divorced, not only from his wife but from his beating heart and are going to also shows that the their relationship founded before was that your partners can be a big obstacle in relationship but taken when they have the capacity I to kill. You and be to make you shit watching military parades everyday until the spark is really gone from your relationship cos. Things have been going too well for North Korea, evidence sir. They tend to three go led in the World CUP quarter final against powerful, sixty six, but it ll. Astonishes some high profile, romantic entry to get the country gossiping obey the old gossip has to be officially sank. And by the ruling settlement is partly the elderly allowable gossip curly is our great leader Kim Jong has been seen with a goddess. No wonder he's a man. Delete dream boats Iraq is greatest guy in the world

but only saw something. John, that's something! That's more gossip! The Mau gossip so Kim Jong NAM New Girlfriend, a supposedly human song. Why? And she sat next to him during the musical show wearing- and I quote, a dark suit with green piping with that's already very fashion forward on the north. Koreans are used to dock suits, with dark Piper a sea, the north korean Kite Middleton, and if she is that begs the question: does she have a sister Andy? Is there North korean pepper, Oh yeah, now he's a little background on human someone, who might be one of the first women ever to have new. The weapon cited in any pre nuptial agree down that would be an interesting challenge for any divorce lawyer. Andy negotiating visitation rights of enrich plutonium reserves

You couldn't say the nuclear warheads alternative cabins, but that will be supervised access and you can see them at Christmas, but only after they have had lunch. Didn't didn't Tom cruise and whose have in their ethics I didn't even know they were together Jump partner, and I wish you didn't know Tom Cruise was with conflict. You shouldn't Nicole Kidman pay out the loop, listen, there's, there's being out of the loop, helter, Andy and theirs being cast out. I think you might across those are the second wanted he also. What was the first it was. What was? She was a musician this little back round at her. She was a musician, a problem for the popular bunch. Oh electronic music, banned in north who apparently had a string of hits there in the early. Thousands of the most powerful It was on a promise of not might be some title up, their most probably

it was a some cold and I quote excellent. Like lady. No wonder that was am I already low song? I haven't heard any of the musical any of the other words yet Menachem with by that unbind. Not just on just on the title. I would apparently the song celebrates the achievement of a pretty young woman and a textile factory as to the woman skills for forced labour about easing. The task is of breaking her in What's a romantic song Andy if you're on romance a medieval era misogyny at the end of the day, whose is it and see how that could work I am a fiery. It is amazing that age we cheeks were you worked those textile machines, to make low quality t shirts.

Remind me of a horse about no lunch coffee and see how it goes just a phone number outcome on come on. Let's go: I do that of the song is online and in it he also world dashes rather factory, with a beautiful smile distributing bobbins I'm collecting swathes of cloth at top speed, which american singer has the bulls do a cover of this boy, not test exactly how popular you all. By doing this, I will both accept and respect Justin Bieber Andy if it can reach. Number one in the: U S, billboard charts by covering exe, horse, like lady, only if he does I shot for recreation of the video and drag as well. No doubt suggesting just running around a factory and address distribute bobbins. If he can get

people too by the hand and then consider more inoculation, guys BBC betwixt? Is it not a lifetime, got one or not not if he gets the number one covering excellent horse. Like lady is more of a line of rich. He saw two may I can see him carrying off he's got the kind of smooth said that that is drawn yeah. Maybe we should do is see Bugle Christmas Single this year, a color of excellent horse like lady holder of of actually after founded on you too.

Let's have a blast of so this is this. Is it a little more like that you can? You can watch the noise reduction communism, so bad George. This is why North Koreans, aside skinny song about omens spirits and seem completely from the point of sale of little taste, to conduct and say that I can see that being a big hit

I'm telling you and a little I get all sallow and their from slash bright from exhibits. You have got. I hate on your hands, apparently this mystery woman, who may or may not be young song Wall accompanied came Julian on quotes. A visit to the tomb of his grandfather came also Watts. A dice What are your catch? A movie sure why not? Absolutely they re all official. We would like a cinema didn't popcorn forestall. Sorry it makes up my bad, I didn't mean movie, I wanna go catch her to come back mind you I come on, I'm not a position so ought to the girl to see Gillingham Football Club player and they'll natural away at wreck. Some Joam standing on the terraces of rice goes ground in the middle of winter. In freeze

folk and that Mr Lobo Lava was so impressed that she later bore my seed mothered mile bring. So I guess that shows, while not all dates have to be flowers. Champagne an enchanting underline what about nuclear, but what also shows, more importantly, is that I am one hell of a guy. Now and I'll catch armor, they'll catch. You look skeptical. Chris sorry, that's cause, I am you're fired Also, apparently, it's considered that's kinda, I'm being seen with this. This young woman is helping him consolidate his image as a very young man, with the same so of urges as his subjects well, when I'm not psychologist, but imagine most of condolence subjects urges bite to involve the urge to

anywhere else in the hope that a bottom line not Journey Olympics, which might as well be bloody Pyongyang. The wider doing I where's my free tickets to say amount far. Gonna plight, isn't a mile in pigs to amongst the other contenders. Forty mystery woman Congolese, a rice who fits the romantic bell, single woman problem to settle down all the years doing really tough job rice also brought a much need to bridge between north korean communists. And U S Republicans. However, she is known to dislike despots and over choreographed state run parades. Could it be actress, came catarrhal eager for a curious bike. The post sex in the city is controlled. Agent has reported that she's already turned out of so many ceremonial wife of Joseph Kabila, president of the Democratic Republic of Congo, as well as the current Spanish, privately Marianna, roughly and also ex tennis by

Then she Davenport, who, though, happily marriage, these six range from Wimbledon champion, would literally be huge in North Korea and was probably when quite a few more titles. Only North Korean, too, circuit. So I guess what you have the white and find out who she really is you more telegrams just coming in on this two hundred, fuel and, if not all of them complimentary entirely. This one comes from baseball, star squirrel phone, silicone curly blank for these San Jose helped in the minor leagues he says I hate the beagle so much that I always emerging John Oliver's or Andy's oarsmen face on the ball. Is it flows towards me? They can make greater incentive dated fair enough Togo, which says where something, but it film, stoutly Marvin's, face that he imagines normally knows why butts he suddenly heights the song I was born under a wandering star. I gotta. This comes from America

congratulations. The bugle has been a constant companion throughout my term in office, shutting lights into the dark. Soothing May in times of trouble. Reassuring me than I am doing things right: the bugle is always there for me, The bugle has always been a wonderful mother to our two lovely children of a misunderstanding: how the hell did she get at midnight the Good NEWS now over the last couple of weeks. While we were away on holiday. The label scandal broken our colleagues in some of the world's leading banks fathoms, accused of trying to manipulate one of the most important interests rights in finance the label is the London interbank offered right and it's the average interest rate which banks can borrow from each other basically bankers. It seems a bit manipulating that sound like an inch

a higher returns on certain investment and therefore high bonuses, for themselves at the end of the year, it the eating, of course on people? That's basically what you expect from banks now in a why one of the things that I personally resent most about the various banking scandals, He set a fail now that they are forcing to learn about thing could meet with all would really rather not have to learn about. I don't expect anything other than showed operating produce from the world of international finance now, but when I was Searching the label a few days ago, someone got there Overwhelming anger bubbling up inside me of you, because making me do. I don't want to know what the laborious I shouldn't have to know what the label rays and now you're, making me find out. You are educated Jimmy by us. Most is with you asshole Laurie. I do not like you did so lightly.

I don't understand it and I don't want to understand it, and it is, could not come at a worse time, because I have the Olympics to concentrate on John. I can offer my boy to be distracted four seconds by the lingering suspicion that our entire society is based on greenfield financial trickery and economic larceny on a mathematically, unfathomable scale. I just cannot afford to take that on board. John as long as the system slightly works, I will take it. I will take it. Anywhere have emerged of bankers and trade is working together to manipulate the legal rights. On such an email from a senior trader in New York, Red hi, guys we're gonna, be pursued. In three Emily Bore for the next three days. Can we please take the leap or fixing at five point four? you know for the next few days. It would really help we do not want it. Fix any higher than that too. Because it s a lot to Korea? Sadly not even thanks. They couldn't be bothered to tightly

struck three king letters that would complete that word accurately. Even type out. The word thanks in full to show great due to someone who is illegally helping you to manipulate the world's markets to your own greedy ends, Andy They all see anti overlooking total say unto yes, but our main diet, I'll get it the time to say that word full, because, frankly, they are worth it. Level remains a widely used benchmark and the mark on the bench is the emperor it's from worthy banking world wide, the real world, only ass would that bench so hard that the outline of its buttocks can be seen from space I thought that the bugle freedom section now and a limp orgasm John Ass, record, it is two weeks today until

the opening ceremony. I call why of the Olympics. Wait. I love Andy. Well, what we need this showing me the Olympics soda occurs: warrior, that's that's that's! Definitely. Leave off scandal, another massacre in Syria. We need the Olympics to take him by the hand and nations. This and ask the countdown from ten until we slip into the blissful dream state of sport and he's all really hunting up John with just two weeks ago. I, if there's one thing you associate with the Olympic Games. Well, it would have missiles on roof speculative Lee, hoping to shoot down enemy that cost of a built up areas, plus thousands of highly trained soldiers rifle through people's handbags and make sure they're, not counting the role make of water was thinking. Well, it's not what I trained for, but I guess it's more fun than the battle of passchendaele

London is delivering almost dreams, John, on delivering hard. It's this week, it turned out that some security firm responsible for a lot of these acuity limpets did not have enough people to be at all secure. By do you wanna see programmes contracted to stir but some Bin Laden trying to enter the modern pen toughened from beyond the grave admitted they haven't trained enough staff for the job, a hand, and they admitted this John with Tuna bit weeks to go until the Olympics fabric eager peak for the Olympics. John, you can't you can't let these things out to earning so the military is being drafted in, and the reaction, as you would expect, has been phenomenal hedge on narrow, simply equal number people in this country, desperate Olympics, to go well and desperate for to go as badly as possible to prove how great or

This was Britney's as a nation, because I love sport or hate other people enjoying themselves. We aren't old country, John, an opt out, train. This olympic volcano rumbling who are crescendo unbelief the surface arrival magma chambers of enthusiasm and cynicism waiting to erupt iter, as you as you allude issues where there also been the official go ahead now to place. Hi velocity missile launches on the top of rest, and you'll tell blocks in London to shoot down any potential terrorist aircraft or, if not, terrorist aircraft, and at least any rogue states that have been missed by olympic sheaves. Is that really what We phenomenal Andy. If an Roy forbidden yelled pull a kite pigeons, across the sky and ice These were missing, suddenly flew across the arena, blew it apart. So Wherefore Olympics speed us very exciting news on this two hundredth episodes, and I will be doing hopefully

daily micro bugles from London, we'll go out on the bugle podcast fade with all the latest lies admission. Information about the world's biggest sporting events so do tune in for him sports. It's gonna be incoming overload of sport and I've got a lot of tickets to stuff a lot of tickets stuff, so am I was able to give the full picture of court how Great olympic sport is, and they discomforts of spending two hours queuing up to have an accurate. My balls taken what don't just defending ourselves from thieves and terrorist Andy. We're also trying to defend ourselves star on workers. Has its people is more? No. England is no stranger to right. We are fi, with the concept of the water droplets and all its close friends, not many off, The van use are not fully

covered even the Might Olympic Stadium is only two thirds covered by roof. And if I, three years ago, London, member Johnson. I queried that sign of yet They are very convincing explanation of what happens if it rains heavily on the night of the opening ceremony. What I tell you, you do Andy, you shoot the rain with the who The velocity myself on the roofs of our surrounding tower blocks. You send a clear message to the weather: orders are being placed for thousands of polish shows spectators queuing to get through security checks. To reminds Roy S, the classic british Poncho, I believe in the Plastic poncho was invented by Henry the eighth who used to issue them too first, three roads Anyone in the audience you'd come to see one of these wise beheaded. I believe that was the first use of the term. Splash states was the second Nita, that's I think you would see. Well, there was hundreds and hundreds of years later

oil was that it was the comedian Gallagher, smashing watermelons whether we will be met. Some legists injuries news from my team e bay as they build up to the big game. Sir GB tripled. I'm out Phillips, though set to compete in the triple jumbo recovering from not, but not one percent burns to his right middle and index fingers triple jumping his hand into a bowl of hot broccoli. Welcome snails, like soup, cyclists Chris, how it should be fit for the games. Despite suffering a slight, coat hangar in the eye trying to find out what it would be like to be a shirt, long spring. Most Chris looks set to take part, ratio, the Olympic Long John PIC is not a voodoo desert. Tomlinson said oppressive yesterday I ve been a load of rooms on the internet, and I know sub cow is big into the accounts of seeing his mosques and capes, so I'd hate to be responsible for the entire nation of Chad being squeezed. If I now, on eight May two thirty,

sleep in the final ourselves are Phillips. His horse high kingdom is rated ninety seven three to be fit for the equestrian events of the copying of hope and the snout from teammate, Christina cooks, horsey minus frolic joy. I travelled her inspired rehearsal of tv bees, night fever, routine, forty dressage of evil NEWS now and well. I think we mentions a while ago that will be launching bugle merchandise and a new voluntary subscription system for the bugle. In this episode Well, that is not happening that will now be happening the next week or the week after all, the weakest. That, depending on how many more tetanic looking glitches we have with its. So happening, but it will be soon be english- are not only the merchandise butts. Any voluntary subscription system, we're gonna, try and keep this podcast free for

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