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equal to send two hundred and ten are unlikely today, as we record beetle tunantins exactly sixty years since the day and night in fifty two, when the famous communism sceptics and other Joe Mccarthy, so his that system nor a talking to a man wearing an overcoat like Lenin, might have won an acute or being a marxist, causing her to flee the country, and he then wrote on his to do list to Hunt read on and to two hundred and two hunt read on and that's just a coherent. Historical coincidence, as always a section of the vehicles going straight in the main this week, part one of a fifty two parts bill your own audio funeral series, part one: the priest, a bridle, groom, I'm terribly sorry gets a confusing danish job still will base. That is this guy about zones, and I worry about it. I'm sorry this week,

out presidential, their bright round drew, Tuesday night and day it was the second of three presidential debates. This took on an extra importance offer it seemed like President Obama had fallen asleep moments before the first one and accidentally slinked walked onto the stage only to wake up a couple of hours later saying. I just had a stroke, he's dream. I dreamt that Mitt Romney handed me my own ass in a debate. I must have it I too much cheese before taking a nap amazing, things you're mine can conjure up anyway. What time does the debate started? This second debate or formal argument- was

here in New York, and it was town whole style, meaning that the questions will pose from the audience and a moderate was on hand to make sure that everything went smoothly, but rather than smoothly. It went aggressively instead, and that is hardly a surprise, because Town hall style essentially means just removing the poems and leaving the candidates free to wander around the stage, but, as so often happens with these dollar debates, the simple act of removing the podium seems to make the candidates want to kill. Each people podium seem to be the great pacify it mean just save. It worked in reverse if two sumo restless we're about to fight and you pop to podium in front of each of them. I think they'd instinctively just spent the entire about arguing with each other. Instead, we should take. You wants that, whether that would they not least edge, dropping podium Andy into trouble spots around the world, let's airdrop them onto the syrian army and force them to stop their tongues, get out just shouted rebel towns.

It's gotta be worth drawing with the sewers has not just throw assault on the podium disguised ass. They can also. It was, as you say, much more aggressive debate so aggressive and further, when the cameras should stop rolling, apparently the two candidates, agreed to meet each other in a disused car park or three avenant rustled until dawn, Burma described the confrontation as quotes. A journey into the darkest corner of the human soul was Romney described as strangely erotic like being in the eighth learns film want only wrote that the two candidates stalked the stage frequently interrupting and intruding on each other's personal spice debate, certainly did get hostile at times. But is this really a surprise? Can anyone honestly justify being shocked that these two men look like they genuinely hate each other for months they spend most of their days publicly criticised each other and authorizing other

to do the same on their behalf that run poisonous attack ads and taken cheap shots. I'm frankly amazed that they didn't use their opening statement to tell each others are often go eat. A bag of dicks wrongly said that Burma is coming. In had been trying to characterize him quotes as someone who's very different than who I am. And you can see why Romney's upset about that, because that is exactly what he himself is trying to do. You say we say is actually the values of a hidden camera footage I was at the real Mitt. Romney is electoral kryptonite. If I think we should be thinking about if they showed him a somewhat different too? Who actually is, and the major might find shock with all this aggression? But the truth is that there is complete bullshit, the nasty authorities, the more they love it, especially because for the media, the debates and never about them.

The banks themselves there about the after party was an hour's of analyzing. The shit out of the debate until the sun comes up with a ludicrously long guest list that includes pundits posters, body, language experts, scientists with facial recognition, software psychics contacting the afterlife to find out which candidate Teddy Roosevelt thought want at all. It's all right. I can all night fiesta of nonsense and much of the analysis after which focused on the aggression and the hostility. Whether it was too much is analysts desperately trying to come off. Like Delicate petticoat, victorian Ladys about two swoon ovaries shock at the sight of all the mild barbarism that he's disingenuous in the extreme, because I've been hyping this and the like a heavy white title four, so you can't complain when you basically get what you ve been asking for seems Romany, of course, recently pretty much wrote of half the american population.

I've gotta go for another fifty percent chunk of America by taking a dig at women. It's when he's some extraordinary things that he said immediately binders full of women comments, yes show minutes and always in the electoral risk Jonathan to pass off one of the world's lead. Genders as slightly annoying paperwork or maybe as a catalogue perused on the toilet. While you haven't you Sunday shit, it's a slightly dehumanizing collective now that could have been worse of any kind of said that brought us hull trailers full of women are now keep chained up and a special Romney dungeon that would make you more interesting than I think you have the capacity to very precise, and I want some consistency. If these debates are gonna, be promoted more and more like boxing voice than that, the least I can do is have all the embellishments of a prize fight that might watching two men attempt of pulverized each other's faces palatable so before the final debate

On Monday that he'd have boxing announces, introduce each candidate right corner the challenge. Sixty five years old boarding do Joy Michigan, whether personal wealth of two hundred and fifty million dollars is tat. Boys were already growing what he was nine years old. The outline title my days, environment, vizier, failing that these title that may president makes the storm and no blue corn the percentage targets hold these fifty one years old, born in Hawaii. Or can you didn't I d gone, who you're lazy to peace, but for you

successfully filing to close Guantanamo, but what about our guy he's about to shove? Healthcare down your throat? Even if some bizarre reason you don't want it, Iraq boom boom and they should both burst through pages of themselves as interest music blasts uncomfortably loud, always Gandhi. I don't think you should stop there. In between eight round of questions, each candidates, toys donors should be forced to walk across the stage in a bikini holding up college showing what round it is Sheldon Idols and really wants to donate so much money to combine these basically subverting the entire democratic process. He should be forced to squeeze into a stars and stripes arcadian high heels and after tat across the state of the crowd, sarcastically will whistles at it

and they get a tool used to do until leggings, actually to exact and finally, a referee should get between them right at the start and say right, you want to NICE Dorothy thought, remember no hating above the belt, when also break wanting to ignore me and talk over the top questions. Good, remember, protecting cells and donors at all times. Ok, almost signal only to touch gloves come out of the bell. Turn the democratic dream of the founding fathers into awaking nightmare seconds out, leaving dignity in corners. Let's do this question. I would just reunites presidents,

the unboxing back to the early sixties days when they were both completely run by the mafia. The rules that both sides agree to before these debates were linked to the press. Earlier this week, and they were really depressingly restrictive- seeming to nip in the bud any chance to come. I was the word debate and firing regurgitation of talking point. Instead, these are just some of the rules which, as I say, were agreed upon by both campaigns- the candidates, my not ask each other doors, questions during any of the folded bike? The county lights will not address each other with repose pledges for the town host old. Invite the motorized will not follow up questions or comments on age of the questions are for the audience or the arms of the candidates. During the debate, the oldest member,

not ask follow up questions or otherwise participated, extended discussion and the all these members, microphones, you'll, be turned off after he or she completes asking the questions and also the commission should take appropriate steps to cut off the microphones of any odious member who attempts to pose any question or statement different from that previously posed to the moderator full review. That is pretty demoralize, especially, and when you look at the rules they could have had, but one or both sides turned down rules such as every time a candidate says the american people, the other candidate, has to take a drink. There'll be a two minute hotdog eating round the candidate, who is the most hot dogs in that time, will receive an extra ten thousand votes on election day in the state of his opponents, Jews, The candidates may not ask each other. Direct questions are less. Those questions is sung in a high pitched voice, in which case they are allowable. If a candidate says Ronald Reagan, ten times during a single debate, they get a free sandwich, moderator make

for a dance, often any exchange that he or she seems to be a toy and also through the debate I live chicken will be. Released onto the stage the candidate who successfully catches that Turkey will be allowed three minutes to criticise his opponents. Appearance tried that important. It has done the many good at all. But the point is you: ll agree to all its members have no marks cut off if a stray from prevented questions, and you ll agree not to be able to ask a question to your opponent. You want to Greece to live chickens being released onto the stage and you won't agree to a hot dog eating round. Just for the record, I rambling can agree to both of those any one both of them too. That's why he was great so who did Teddy Roosevelt five German, imagining just Gopher, whichever Canada looks most likely, the slow you're an unbelievable amount of wildlife away. He was very disappointed in both, but probably he

rob me another Romney Cupboard on women who said that we're going to have to have employees in the new economy and the economy I'm going to bring to light that it gonna me so anxious to get good workers that creates a higher women basically saying times, we can have the bought this bullet until it goes back in our faces and do things we in America never thought we would have to do times change. We will change with them. This might sound extreme. The summit probably sounds chilling butts in these desperate times. We must, regrettably, force ourselves to forget what I did and allow women in the workplace. Half an hour now For now that this shows, I'm not afraid to take tough measures, vote for moves only in an emergency, The appalling seems pretty close moments. Yet I'm watching

Is it really was a factor in the last couple of weeks of campaigning, while the decisive factor will be a little thing called Ohio Andy, and it will be just that there's only one state that really counts. There's two states that count a little bit as well. Everyone elsie basically wasting their time in democracy fund? Isn't a lot, and I guess you could say a little bit could hinder near the last debate in who can pull the least mangy rabbits out of their electoral happy, I'm richly slaughter in front of the undecided votes it sought this one in particular, for some reason is not that either the candidates, a particular disgusting, but the whole thing this whole campaign is to correct. This is this is what we get on the x pensive bullshit. That's all we ve been spreading around the world. Well been traveling the world killing people just to give them the right to vote

Scottish use now hand. It seems that before the end of two thousand and fourteen Scotland will be allowed to stage a referendum on full independence from the United Kingdom. While I'm on my one Freud comment at the start of last week's bugle about Scotland, not really bigger comes I gotta. Do they stay some classics

to show you a one off the cuff, insensitive, quick, but all of a sudden it can. They see that. Did it can't watch doc, you top you shut your mouth shut. Your booth at now done now my impression anti war they going to do next. Insists that their physically counsel for the border, so they can sail twenty feet away from us, you're all the correcting Yankees chomping fat. Pour your opponent helped helped the debates to this referendum will certainly. I think that has helped us about very fair point. Somebody's not lasted only gigs in Scotland will table, while scottish independence has, of course, for a long time been now the air in the room whenever the United Kingdom six down to our family dinner with itself obey that is a small porcelain, replica relevant most of the guests? Don't notice of really feel the need to talk about? Was one

the coroner jumped up and down shouting. What do you pretty Frankie, let's over our favorite trunks, animal may first elephant Is this really is genuinely a historic agreement between David Cameron and Alex summoned, paving the way for a vote some time in the autumn of two thousand and fourteen with a single? Yes, no question on Scotland, leaving the UK or staying and that basically service with divorce pipers and haven't sign them themselves yet, and if this is the end, let's hope this is not a messy break up and that we have to get law is involved here. Who gets custody of hydrogen wool do we get Carlyle during the week and they get to have it on weekends. Who gets all the proclaimed Mercedes? Did they take the Duke of Edinburgh now, but do we get to save on holidays? We should have got a pre enough before getting into all of their Sunday or at least put little yellow.

Stick has on everything that we thought we owned at the time that we have nothing pudding, yellow stickers, other stuff, that's what you gotta a fashion of the last seventy five years. John put them. But of course, Sir, the UK goes back a long time. John learn a bugle of course, been half based in the UK or unwilling pigs in team GB or this moment of electric on England, but basically were in the UK and serve this nation. Could in essence, John returned to the swamp of history. Ones emerged one two, three or four hundred years ago to putting away take its origin, as when the king of Scotland also became the king of England, when Scotland in England saw in the ACT of union to form a kingdom of Great Britain when they tacked on Ireland, the former United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, or when Ireland told the rest. A great Britain went to stick itself upon a little bit of Ireland, which didn't agree without and it became the erotic

of great Britain and Northern Ireland or when the British Lund Rugby Team first toward in eighteen. Eighty eight any of those dates of a kind of valid start points for the UK, which could be, could be ripped two paces, John things you gonna get get pretty spicy. If there is a yes vote to independence, Alex Emily of the Scottish National Party will demand demand a ceremonial re attachment of William Wallace, his testicles memory sliced offer these dropping freedom for the end of the rifle documentary, which of course, thought I thought male gives us new heights juice. Dots are now making up now mixing up with one home videos. None are not with his not with one of his I'm sorry, I'm with Hitler at Nuremberg, it wasn't MEL gives little was deafening. Hotmail gives, and in that way, no you're right just recently the weapons he started as a maverick cop who also, how did you in an intimate it didn't become an issue in that movie, but it was there

Leave me they, a testicle ceremony, will feature salmon himself. A slashing of Prince Charles is testicles with some scottish might golden shares. And having been sown onto his own scrotum or skeleton, as it will be known after independence and then tattooed with telephone. But if I had no votes David Cameron, which is the result of a battle of banning burning. Thirteen fourteen is overturned into an english victory before re. Much on the same picture will take place in the form of a rubber match between England Team and the pulpit Locri school undermine the attic. Someone said that the Edinburgh Agreement paved the way for the most important political decision that Scotland is made in several hundred years. He added it is, in that sense, a historic.

I for Scotland and I think, a major step forward in Scotland's home rule journey. We managed to resist delivering that statement on the back of a horse waving a sword around half the stripping to the waist and placed himself blue, but if he wants to go full brave heart on Sunday we should go full brave heart. On him and hang draw on quarter in front of the entire country. We used to be alone decisive when it came to this kind of conflict resolution with our neighbours. But, as you say, if Scotland does, both independence, Alex summoned will become genuinely a historic figure for future generations of independent Scots, and I wonder if he too will inspire right, blockbuster Hollywood action film about him. I suppose it would be slightly less spectacular rather than a horseback riding William Wallace charging fearlessly into battle with the English screaming freedom and defiant triumph. It will be a slightly over white man in a conservative, charcoal gray suit, walking into a room and quietly sing, signing some papers,

four ripping is called off screaming independence and, if you're, really kissing and attractive red, headed woman in a many kilted, that's how the movie will tell the story anyway, Andy they have to take some licence. The punch it up a bit scheiler birth is David Cameron Vince diesel Alex summoned, cagey Prairie is but how did lady many kills and independence day to Scotland? The bride the movie bathers nowhere near you summer, two thousand and fifty there was a push. This very interests and interesting issue. Jonah goes to the very heart of what it means to be a nation motions of entity and with what it really means to be british unto be scottish, and also whether I might use slightly better off or not of those a poll in December at the report that two thirds of Scots would support independence if it made them five hundred pounds a year better off, but only one fifth of them would support it. Only then will they be five hundred pounds a year worse off

Sovereignty is an issue of conscience and deeply held philosophical beliefs. Nano opinion polls are essentially John Locke, Ventriloquist's dummy that you stick your hand far enough up from you can make them say whatever you want, with only backed only children, an idiot Wilson, seriously, even so this. This certainly would have made brave heart. We keep referring to very different movie what they are not going with eight frayed about five listen on the wheel, a modern people principle. Nowadays, we cannot be bought off at any price, I that price is five hundred how it works, and we are all yours, ironically, Jalousies Bugle,

two hundred and ten? And in the year two hundred and ten, the Roman Emperor Septimius Severus sent his son, the Future Emperor Kara color to wipe out all Scots with the words let no one escaped share destruction. No one escape our hands, not even the babe in the womb of the mother. If it be mile, let it nevertheless not escape share destruction, said the friendly little emperor words which are actually were echoed under his breath by David Cameron, as he signed the treaty. If you were to turn up the volume just hear that private. Luckily, for Scotland, though, Septimus avarice popped his sir his imperial cloak soon after that Ankara color than became membrane gotta practice from the task of wiping out all Scots by the more pressing task of wiping out his entire family as he killed his brother, his Ex wife and his brother in law, when assorted, other friends and acquaintances described by top ancient Rome, obsessive, Edward Gibbon,

as quotes the common enemy of mankind, and that is a one star review. It also Terra responded to a Saturday. City of Alexandria in Egypt, but mocked him by slaughtering twenty thousand of its inhabitants. Now that is one hell of a put down, and I suggest that I did not take Mickey taking well be. No one wanted to be best manner. His wedding see he was decisive as a later argovie to a fault anti. He would probably not like the bugle very much now is a quick question which question jump about chair the emperor character, how they notoriously fallen, dies the early third century in Rome and bearing in mind the his father sector, This was the only Roman and brought to dive natural causes in seventeen spell from one hundred ninety two two hundred and fifty eight d, and the only one in a fifty, as did not to be assassinated or executed. How did character While this notorious grandiloquent die and peacefully in his sleep, I pulled age of ninety three obey assassinated, whilst taking

was the underlying for each of twenty. Nine or see motorbike crash is, he sounds like he was a reckless man and the I'm sure exactly you gonna, idiotic biggie, if everyone working I help, but actually it was based on, he was just ass. Nice could talk to stopping to take place by the side of the road I killed by one of his bodyguard, which does suggest that he wasn't the easiest Boston but for my guess, what can we read into all of that? Don't piss off. Go for use now and Kaliko? It was not the only one who wasn't a great accepting. I well aimed joke in historic, because all authorities in Bahrain have arrested for men on charges of salting, the king on Twitter the men all in their twenties, were arrested on Wednesday morning after security forces confiscated, their computers and other electronic equipment.

A criticising king Amado. Any of the ruling family is a very serious crime in Bahrain and the defenders of we told you they face an urgent trial before the criminal court for their actions. Look Andy years ago, when Mabarak tried to pull the ships and imprison people first holding him we devoted most have an episode to standing up and singing the shit out. Where is Mabarak now Andy exactly is out there pot power, not just that it helps. Reports are to be believed if he checked his watch anytime soon. You'll probably noticed that is very nearly dead clause we pay in appointing. The point is cautious king, whom the bugle is nothing if it is not aggressively influence all when it comes to responding to think you think we're joking price yourself by king the mud. You're mustache. Oh, do you ever saw himself transplant o king about

Apparently you have four wives, congratulations, you might all of them. The unlucky ears Ladys in the world at finally king about what's got through legs, a stupid bus, I shall go so. How did you know? I love wow. This is warning shots and they have about does not back down. We will release the full in cells in the future. Although this is gonna come as a rude shock to John, because he probably thought the other tacit approval of the west for his dictatorial rule, do things like being invited to last year's role, wedding hosting, run, pray proudly showcasing many. The western world leading brands zooming around the track was people across the well set down for this Sunday snooze

so by an honorary fellow. If we roll college of surgeons in Ireland, despite allegedly imprisoning and torturing surgeons or the at the point, is it's your move and that at the moment Andean I just parading our insults through the streets of terrorist. Don't make us use these, and if you don't come on the bugle next week, Mister King had please do contact us via through it, and you can the right of reply. That seems only fragile things. I've got no problem with that. Sadly, and war criminal news now and you might Amber Radovan carried it? She was the former bosnian serb leader who was arrested for years ago. After thirteen years on the run, I was told that he been in hiding all that time, whereas in fact he just grown a huge white beard and was writing poetry and working openly, as a doctor of alternative medicine under the false name dragon debates now another sounds:

A lot more like the plot law into a daytime soap opera than an important country of european history. What somebody publicity watch now John Opera, pretty weird ones, but they can get back onto neighbours other pretty good away a lot of serbian warlords. Turning a kurdish faces, ten charges of genocide and crimes against humanity, including the Srebrenica massacre, where seven thousand Bosnia and the boys were killed and they siege of Sarajevo, where more than twelve thousand civilians died. So how do you respond to a rapture like that? And if you just a mate everything and throw yourself at the mercy of the Hague, you desperate each

I too quickly squeeze out another massive beard from your face and hence I am sorry. I think you have the wrong man. I'm Doctor Dragon damage economic interest. You in some economic oil, aided neither of these things out instead of the start of his war crimes trial. He lost into a lengthy personal statement where he took caught on a fascinating journey into the mind of a maniac. Basically, he argued tat. He should be rewarded for reducing suffering, not accused of carrying out war crimes. I think this might make him the first person to turn out to war crimes tribunal and attempt to flip on its head boy demanding gratitude and a reward. Those bugs ballsy me What may gov not just a regular guide efforts which, unless that is women, as you say, that's ten different charge

ranging from inhumane acts to follow genocides from murder to taking APL. During the two thousand and three told a France Donna. I'm getting confused. Now is a hard man to warm too, as a neutral Jonathan S, fair to say the form of power and offer a flea best, selling vegetarian food preparation, God relevance, correctives, ok, that there is a one off, and even that is very good, thank you jump about. He went onto that. You really did try to show a different sites to him. He went on say that he was a mild ma. Am a tolerant man with a great capacity to understand others. That sounds like a dating profile parents at a walk. A mistrial. Was there a horrible mixer because Eharmony now received a dating profile. Description from within eighteen plays denial of having anything to do with massacring an entire town is. If that's true,

We very interesting to see the dating matches. They came back to a forum where the profile on that I think you know that with Kim Kardashian. I will not emerge in Hell. Were water tv show that what might jump argued the apron responsible for great restraint during the war taking the jazz defence? Basically, don't listen to the World Crimes are committed list, the war crimes are not tackled and he also criticise media coverage of the war as biased and disputed. The official number of the victims of the war, saying that the true figure was three to four times less, but just for some mathematical context. Their official figures state that more than one hundred thousand people were killed during that war. So, even if judges. Mass were true which they're not he would still be climbing the death of our twenty five thousand people. That's not so much pleading innocent as it is pleading less skilled

but he's a claimed was a tolerant man and I guess look at the evidence to suggest that he was tolerant of was genocide and when, arguably, you have to be even more tolerant to tolerate something was appalling. Is that so? Actually, I guess you could argue he'd, probably more tolerant than Jesus, nothing! That's a strong defence. This very thing defence. I wouldn't be surprised if that Zack sentiment came out of his hairy face at some points join this trial because he also said that every shell that had fallen on sarajevo- I quote, hurt me personally, although to be fair, not caught as much as they heard the people, though shells actually fell on, and finally he grew We argue that while some people had clearly been killed, he said and again I quote We also saw Android mannequin being thrown onto trucks, creating they show for the world. That's his defence Andy this summer.

The dead bodies will actually android Mccain's. Did its defence lawyer then proceed to themselves through a window. At that point and carried it say: oh, don't worry about it. I know I shall daddy was just inanimate Johnny blow up, don't tell you any such as China is a weak light for the brass pulls up dynamic. Is that that is he's a worthy nominee. He said that he done everything within human power to avoid the war and to reduce human suffering before thinking about it for a couple of seconds and adding hang on, but maybe not quite everything, maybe maybe I could have tried to stop. My forces carried out mass slaughter and my I could have not done absolutely nothing, just not the wolf and kicking off. That's what I want to say everything within human power. I mean everything within the human power of a human with no power who has been dead, fell several hundred years and lived in a cave. All his life had never met anyone else, I'm in

Don't judge I'm innocent bugle feature section now, I'm dead devils and while the world was stunned lost, so we can just off record. The bugle, in fact, by the amazing devilry of Felix Baumgartner, who, in the name of science, held himself out of a balloon from twenty four miles above the earth and more say in the name of sun. It wasn't that I'm a science. It was in the name of doing something idiotic for the hell of which is a far more noble pursuit, but we ve recorded already this week's organ, a Hollywood. They dare devil section for next week, and I do if you ve ever done anything. Yet it fits into the category of dead, devilry buglers, Let us now on the eight miles info vehicle podcast dont, come on we'll have a special, DARE Devil features.

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complained about the lack of a Nobel Peace Prize for the bugle, though your ask him. Gas is undeniably the undoing of money does put despots. I must agree with the Nobel Committee Jonah, hey the bugle have never lost the war, but you did declare war on the sinister town of Elk River, Idaho. I forgot about. I forgot about it rightly, they forget about war is an issue of afraid. The Nobel Peace Prize only applies to four hundred and nineteen million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand one hundred ninety nine. Ninety seven citizens of the EU it only consolation. We buglers agree with your decision and support they just unnecessary war declared declared on those degenerate federal court. Frankly, I'm glad the world is not forgotten this inexplicably under war, since we ve been laid siege to Elk River for only over a year after it was ordered in view.

I'm sure you're well aware, as Chris is forwarded, all of our monthly reports. Do you write a good thing too, since those of us left standing at its core demoralized and another winter is coming we're almost out of food, medical supplies and tombstone loses out thanks Henry the February that way, because the gorilla start attacks in insurgency bore the locals paired with a recent outbreak of data. We have taken a bit of a toll on the men the only kind of soldiers we have gathered round. The fire get a bit of frostbite and listen to Andy's, raise your speech with his pillow for it. These same fought, structure, housing, your forces in the hills of evoking Elk River, we'll try to push it again by next bugle, as we always do after playing one of Andy's programmes through held speakers for a fortnight in of artillery he's got a war crime.

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on Sunday between First October, I will, with many other idiots, be competing in the Birmingham half marathon, including running pass the Ex home of the Michael Bolton Collage aware that John knew them in Birmingham connections, and here I think more cities needed collages. Michael Bolton phone data to trunk concentrate. Oh vandals into one place where most people are running for either a worthy charity, close their hearts or just running for themselves. The selfish bastards. I thought I should do the noble thing and do something for the entire world surviving Ivan cars. My friends not responsive me, but the bugle. Thanks for a nice, the vehicles be more finest companion journey, hard training rooms and without you are not our, would have gotten through this stupid feet. You cannot

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and while the launch Armstrong saga pace we reaching his end, John just before we came on air he's emotionally admitted that his entire career is a fraud and Terry statements from a hedge near his home in schedule on, say, Lincolnshire. England Armstrong admitted that he cannot actually write a bike without stabilizes without his father holding his hand and running alongside shouting good boy. Keep headland those little feet of Europe as his entire lies workers, unravelled, Armstrong, sure, now of all credibility, added that the cancer he campaigned against so vigorously for decade and a half is in fact quotes great fun and really good for you. That's it's for this Google. Thank you very much for listening to people. Children's animal be back next week with people too

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