This is a podcast from the bugle podcast dot com, the Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual work, all view blows, unwelcome jewish you, two hundred and twelve of the beagle for we beginning Monday, the fifth of November, two thousand and twelve, the final bugle obey Obama era, stroke. The final bugle of the first of Barack Obama's ff firms as President Prodi fondled evil of the big? beginning of the end of time stroke, the final bugle before New President Mitt Romney, John Oliver, rounded up impounded and executed as an enemy of the state's deletes according to the verdict of history, either now or the next week. We also saw it in one hundred years time. That's really when you know for sure about history, although it is a fair, but to have an off at the damage.

I get it! I am outdoorsman and I'm in London, where there has been a bit of luck drizzle this week, which was quite annoying because I was out without a coat and about slightly dump and storm guidelines. Will you say it's John? The hurricane timer Oliver allowed they allow buglers well! Well! Well, I d! It has been quite a few days here in New York. It went from a kite flying weather, two kite losing whether a pretty fast I'm pretty fucking windowy. On Sunday night Hurricane Sandy, the town blue, through town and doing so blue part of town over all the way through the night and into money I and everyone here has been dealing with the being mess ever since there is still no functioning subway and no power to lots of the city. But Poland, we're not gonna. Let that stop us doing Andy if we are to power this studio. Already up regenerated, do bicycles. We would

idle our wider power. Logger drugged, Outlaw Zalm, throng Recently there was accurate nine irregular laws per day I'm just saying this huge out of a weather, runs out of this crisis junkie, cycling more than so fast. Moving to keep me down so what's gonna happen. Andy is the Indies bizarrely powered studio, considering we are slap bang, in the middle of the black hours, are we going to take some of the scarce supply overlooked. As the New York over the next forty minutes. I won't get away it's the living. The fact that what we want power, two hundred and twelve times previously it's what Benjamin Franklin would have wanted. Well, you're a hero, junior hero under get aspirations. That's a fact! you haven't have you have? You got bar mitzvah it since they stole they can't even permits for people whose eyes when you

Now things are in trouble because what we know about it, you know about the Jews and candlelight you'll love it yet. But Sir, when we have a great the great storm of eighty seven in the south of England, the very next day I got bar mitzvah soldiers, one way that is more to do with the storm or more to do with my date of birth and the jewish calendar and metered thing was probably a bit of both but more of the second in the first year. So you haven't, you haven't packs, then they got bombers. As far as you know, I got now we'll just keep an eye out for you. I've any dodgy. Looking rabbis just approach you in the street waving a book in your face, just joke that just might be after something. That's all I'm saying that there have been Connemara

bandit rabbis, going gravel cycles just tackling feeble to befall. Maybe that's what's been, what do you think? Maybe with hindsight actually that some that storm of eighty seven could have been the Almighty Lord trying to stop me from getting bombers foot deep, basing his entire exists to others is a big of there would be any mother, the fifth No, I'm a meaning. It is now one hundred and forty years to the day since Susan by actually voted in the eighteen. Seventy, two? U S, presidential election and was later arrested for the free crimes or vote it in possession of a womb, big democratic under the influence of estrogen and from the polling station carrying concealed breasts Anthony, was back the rise in all three and find one hundred dollars and fell to run along. A big girl in future might be concentrate on biking auditing and set of self she Toronto enfranchise half of the adult population,

also a foreigner in seven years in skater folk from a blow up parliament's and the king in London, and that man latest attack a chill pill and he was given a chill bill in the fourth thing: Angolan courted sacred leak. Arguably that is too chilled we certainly commemorate the failed gunpowder blot in its attempt to destroy parliament by annually. Putting on public shows what democracy is all about, needlessly, wasting public money, making things go bang and making people go. Who has always taken? The view is going training. This week, a review of Halloween twenty twelve, which is right. It five point: eight out of generally and about international festival. Writings girl disappointing that the worst Halloween for six years. So where did it all go wrong for Halloween, two thousand and twelve has trick or treating how to study how to become tactically, too predictable. Kids turn up mobile trick or treat income of a chocolate was bothering them to write off for now, May. This already provides a gamble. Very few homeowners take the trick, play

probably wise, move and most urban areas these days, but it does make a bit doll very few trickle traitors. Only land prepared- as I do not call me off with your out of date, Chocolate Santa Clauses they're not invest, five thousand anti nine and the skeleton outfit. For this give me Parma ham or I'm your car, it's halloween He was always technically illegal done. I got upon. It is what Jesus of Course get only first Halloween Code into the gospel accountants. Nigel. When is a fifteen year old rung on you miracle. He accidentally turned his friend Isaacs head into a pumpkin some story, those way to Chicago. You just lost the joy of which they said. Yes, we are they with Hurricane Sandy this week, partly because that blustery bastard very nearly meant that we couldn't do bugle little tonight. Hurricane Sandy's. Of course, a slightly strange night for hurricane it brings to mind the character of Sandy in Greece, play

I live in you, John, and it only really would have been facing the Libyan. You John had spent the entire movie flipping over cars pacing on people's carpets and panting John Travolta. I do not think it would be really extras Well, that's it! Then it would have seen ably appropriate that it has been a loss of Saint Greece, but I think she only actually does too The point is that the build up to the hurricane striking was actually pretty impressive. Most of the vulnerable areas were evacuated, even here in the city and people hunkered down safely and responsibly. I wasn't sure whether people would fully respond to the warning. Part of it was expecting to see. Crowds of New York is standing on the beach on long island facing the ocean grabbing there now

and screaming. Guy are again responds right party and I didn't happen that much did well, not that I saw Riley, but I'm not going to say it didn't happen, probably did happen, but not in the numbers of those expecting it to. There was one magnificent moments of lunacy in the build up, not only just for the city of New York for the country of American. I was watching the local news just before the hurricane hates as yet another report stood poisonously close to New York Harbor, illustrating nothing other than their ability to be proximate to a body of water when something truly one,

Just over. This report is right. Shoulder suddenly entering the frame a model, a jet skis, started, jumping wise and zooming around New York Harbor, that's right. Hardly a minimum amount was watching the news witnessing countless reports predicting the coming of the most dangerous storm on record in New York reports himself. Oh my god that looks terrible. This is truly an emergency. You know what reacting quickly is always critically two oceans, so I'd better wax up. My jet skis get out because I don't want to be the only New Yorker, not jet skiing, around the harbor. When the hurricane strikes a will, find a credit to the camera amount of this book because he did not hesitate to plan a major the away from the wet journalist was inexplicably supposedly filming, and instead he followed the jets all over the harbour, the attempt jump off the highest waving could find. It wasn't, wasn't clear, doc you what the long term aim of this escapade was, but a woman,

I was wondering whether he was actually gonna, try and jump off a wave and high five. This, if you have lived in the only logical and poor, do what he was doing. I just don't know what you would just get around New York. Harbor has a hurricane blue in. Unless you can please try to high five percent accurate deliberately. You re the only oh you're, all out. What do they know? the laws that, although they stole Michael significant damage in suffering, fundamentally, everything was going to be. Ok, Johnny that is more american than hitting baseball's offer warship into a crowd of Jesse's. Knock. Why? I know, but you know you can't compare it with that. That's like comparing pay can play with an apple pie, both American, but one is a lot more America Hello is it's a great show of defiance. Isn't that America, America will not be will not bow the knee to up to whether or not I can eat your heart now they want and they will get on jet skis when the police, the coastguard.

The mayor and the president would all expressly avoid a guy said it another point: that's all just acting on people to get on jet skis. How do I take that advice? Amargosa responded to natures heroically through the Philadelphia, seventy sixes basketball team who this weekend of unwieldy world

just ever T shirt Cannon, yes, which to me that a million times calmly, codes of genetic just must have been waiting for a mom when America needs some reassurance about itself live unveiled the ultimate american combination of military for our power and free t shirts, a hundred teachers in sixty seconds. I just think that through and then yearn for the day that you see, the only problem is now this follow european arms race across the embryo takes desperately dried out. Do each other's the bad thing? John! I'm forty! Oh, it's a good thing for all Eu Pacifists out there in a wood, the technology for this under teachers and sixty seconds teaching cannon exist. Heads the human race not spent so much of the last hundred years, working out more nor mechanized worth

ways of slaughtering each other. I don't think so. I thought it a showcase. There's: U cargoes are coming out with a t, shirt bazooka, not just as a deterrent. I don't want to ever have to use. It will very much recovery mode here. At the moment, in the city s say, loss of New York is still without power. Downtown Manhattan is a very strange place to be. It is critically dark and creep really quite which is especially creep because its literally never either of those is very hard to get around the subway has been down will weaken. Yesterday there were some emergency. Car restrictions after Wednesday saw the kind of gridlock traffic. We would only normally see in an oriental video feed. Multiple stipe suddenly jump out of a cabin. Walking over the roofs of the cars and singing angelically daddy got. Instead, it was just a symphony of home king and swearing, which at least showed that the

he was in some way getting back to know. The rule yesterday was that no car will be allowed to drive into Manhattan unless it contained at least three people, which meant that people needed to find two other people to use the bridges or tunnels, which meant that we're gonna have to offer lifts to them I, which meant they were going to have to introduce themselves, and I was something which many new because I've been putting off a deck You know that, although we have to come up with another statement, I'll get a couple of blow up dolls, rent, a couple of prostitutes, joy in curbing enthusiasm, style or pick up, hey choices, none of which seemed like a particularly attractive idea. But I was surprised to people in say this is a huge opportunity and stand at the entrance to the bridge with assign saying passenger for higher twenty dollars to drive me across the bridge before jumping in a car driving across the walking back across the greatest and jumping into another call, they could have my fastened zombie. How did you get gets the recording of you get a piggy back?

The omission of logs motions award, a hawk sponsor the lion, and then I did get the interim piggy back, which I'm entitled to wonder because they're getting experience what it's like to work in television, Now worthies emotionally carrying people around on piggy back. There was actually a lot of talk only about why this has happened. Was it climate change, Was it an angry god, smoking down New York for being a den of iniquity? Was it the guy useful to know they often seem to get blamed for natural disasters by people who don't have any scientific pedigree, but do have absolute confidence. Warming up. Oh there's, a part of that kind of chaos. Theory the butterfly flapping its whim wing- could cause the our earth like whatever Similarly, we all know that the guy's as a species like to dance Solomon is possible. A vigorous guy dancing in New York did cause our consent.

I'm not a scientist bombing live cattle rule that out job it's possible: it's not probable, but it was impossible and Some people have argued that this hurricane somehow been engineered by highly paid a bomb. A campaign offered you look good and giving the to board boosting the folds of the federal government is actually responded extremely well to this crisis and eight out of ten people of apparently given the president. A good or excellent writing from Hamley handling of the emergency wrongly, has a problem that joined the primary debated spoken out against FEMA the federal emergency management agency. One of his signature moments of shallow mindless populist statement. He was sure to get away with ass long ass. I Age. A hurricane did not slam into a major american city between them in the election, providing I ve,

illustration of the floor in the argument for aggressively streamline governments. As always that didn't happen, he was going to be fine. Both candidates suspended their campaigns this week, leading some to wonder whether the heart and was in fact an active got also so sick of the honor. Make cynicism of this campaign they deserve, to pull a micro, Noah, giving himself our bright from the incessant political posturing. I think you're seems America soon simply come together slightly more harmoniously than usual. Maybe maybe, if nitric schedule in one major catastrophe a month, America as a nation, would be much happier more cohesive? Well, that's! U not alone in thinking that goes both went out in the campaign tried again yesterday in the president's argued that on other quote, when disaster strikes, we see America at its best, what my candle

but also the laughable picture. I went on to say all the petty differences that consumers in normal times all seem to melt away. There are no Democrats or Republicans during a storm just fellow Americans and the is he trying to make people nostalgic for the time that they will be battered by a hundred and ten mile in a way that how bad presidential campaigns are now it's almost preferable to have your house destroys boy floodwater than to endure one more election cycle, but it's only been quite fascinating. Watch innocence said big wraps even from some pretty hard core opponents, including prominently Chris Christie. The Republicans Zortman, generally, his biggest family, is fed assign a red display of by partisan bullet. The manners and particular countries politically is generally more polarized than a bad that has been covered had to tell it. Moraines arrive at work

Admittedly, the is a strong one. It's meaningless meaningless, put its strong, America only loans to behave itself with when something terrible is happening to it, particularly Terrible thing is happening in a predominantly white area. That Thou seemed to make the issue both minutely really helps. It really helps people care here on the republic of complementing democratic President's, I'm in politics being politics, people didn't think all that's nice. This is obviously a non partisan issue. That's a healthy side of it. Democracy? They instantly thought what is this guy of too? He is plotting something I think he started the campaign for grants under run for president in twenty fifty six and also politics being politics. They are probably right. Now you must look at the hurricane and the devastation they try to these. That is left in its wake and think there is absolutely nothing positive about this, but of course, you'd be wrong because

If you are saying and investment or have had your soul surgically removed years ago, then you don't see a crisis. Andy, you see a catastrophe, unity. All of them. We have another a bugle lexical laid off a lorry Oxley gave to this week on how to treat these so called Frankenstein to make money saying it's almost hilarious but the beauty stream. Whether investing is you, don't necessarily have to be ahead of the event. You can just play the opportunity as it on phones right Larry. It is almost hilarity misappropriation. Point out to the families of the ninety people who died there. Also,

hilarious deaths will be made somehow less tragic, with the news that you managed to personally profit from their debts are now and- and you also right in a way under you- can play the opportunity as it unfolds. You can't technically do that, but should you Larry should the first go to your diseased mind. Other humanitarian crises unfolds to see, let's say a monsoon barreling towards Haiti and say to yourself: let's hope that thing picks up steam. A more mass casualties. Larry needs a newspaper already this I need a new speedboat may decide. Larry wants a newspaper said is almost too it took us, you know you can't see natural disasters is nature. Extreme slapstick, but You got a point on which there was a problem with this. Also like plane crashes, they happened so fast. You don't have a chance to play the markets on us. Why a hostage Rio is so much more, preferably got time to unfold and you can really fun. Actually save the unfolding human tragedy now coffin, you, naturally,

ass a year off, volcanoes chief Arabic in between this now advice, this warning, but you can work the market based on the gradual revelation of the scale of devastation live imparted, which is why weather events Superman Famines, even by awesome trading opportunities for those do good an end to global hunger. If we just learn to play the markets right, farming in Africa could solve, all washed and wells financial market problems. We can invest it back in Africa to stop it happening again. And also you can lay all long term against an increase in anti western resentment feel terrorism. So financially, it is a win win scenario, John and then, of course, you

Things are whether the pharmaceutical sector will develop a cure for malaria. That's a tough gamble that one probably safest, continue back in the coffin tried for now, but not hedging in a couple of years. If comedy equals tragedy plus time, albeit not that most on these days on the internet and tragedy plus time also equals book deal and tragedy. Pastime postmortem equals belated full government inquiry, then tragedy, plus ethical vacuum equals investment opportunity a explained. His theory saying he, forty other, he locking extreme weather, investing to an explosion, explaining that the latter needs a few source oxygen and indignation and the form Anita Weather events, a high concentration of commodities that can be affected and corresponding financial instrument. Apparently he made

a lot of money during Hurricane Katrina- and he said natural Gas- was a famous hurricane play when Katrina blasted the Gulf of Mexico refineries would damage the storm, diminishing gas supplies, increasing prices and causing the stocks of companies like Chesapeake Energy and Southwest gas to rise. While, after saying all of that Larry, you may have another prediction opportunity here cause you may want to invest in it companies that make bleating machine. I'm about to tell you, marry You all right. Firstly, complex category five storm right up your ways: they leave behind what we might have the money to move it out, but I mean I guess you could respond to those who claim that this kind of investment and behaviors

ethically questionable. Guess you can reply by saying one who won the king called war socket I'm coming and turn all ethical questions. John, are multiple choice: nice there's a nature of ethics. Amidst all the difficulties, there have been some weird sites in New York: awake the restaurants of open, I've been serving in cooking by candlelight. Also, there's been a madman style crushed to find any working outlets in charge. Your phone uptown down town of being locked, North Korea, South Korea, one is almost complete darkness with people trying to slip across the border to the other one to use some of the mystical sweet electricity juice, the people on the other side slightly jealous of the water slides as its true works? It so very wise. As a consequence or the most, provisionally strange thing to witness, is already seen a lot of people using pay phones in New York or weak spot.

Living in a nineteen ideas. Marty school, sizeable, Delaware, Gaeta dropped back. This our support, but we don't usually another me. Did you just you just prison? Usually you just a school, so easy smurf by summer, two thousand averting, usually you just Brazil, but the people using pay phones, I read that murderers or drug dealers or drug dealing mergers and any so strange to overhear conversations when you walk past pay for the city that don't evolve, ransom notes or regiments were disposing of both the only thing approaching the bulls units of Hurricane jet skiing that our witness was the fact that, on my blog about three hours before the hurricane reschedule,

the heads I was looking out among window of the street and also removing truck pull up a went outside unable to believe what might actually be about to happen and outcomes. Three crazy, men who had somehow decided they were going to keep their appointment to do a full apartment move. I don't know who was crazier Andy all the people who were moving house except, I do know who was crazier and it was the crazy forking russian I went downstairs now said to them. Are you sure that this is a good idea to which they said no problem for us he's good day to move roads very clear, and I said yeah, you know why that don't there's a category one hurricane about fifty miles away. He's going blow everything over at this point. They already walked past me and we're carrying entire chest of drawers out of the house on their shoulders although I do want to say to the people who are moving out great odds,

not cancel your move to die at the beautiful Walter, oh by the way, and it's gonna look stunning and about forty five minutes when its embedded in Scotland, the best part of all of this was the moving company was. Was old promises to wisdom, all moving us right. The wizard of OZ. Moving company, we're gonna, try and move a house during a hurricane. I was fully expected to walk out afterwards and say a pair of brightly coloured witches leg, sticking out from under an apartment, building with munchkins thinking there y all around the block. So how much you think it will have affected the the election on Tuesday John? Does it serve looking pretty Ha Cummings, probably not at all yeah? I think it's going to be a squeaker this election either way, I don't think he's gonna take more than the old age international

this isn't a weather events to change the fact that it eat that even a hurricane he's not gonna help undecided. Voters for some reason can decide and also against the danger of american politics is such that Obama could cause. The election is looking tighter than some close footing waste to tow leg, whether never boys its round, even when it's obviously its term. It's tough on the coal than are dead hermit, with no phone in a It has been fitted with a signal block or non gets one bar the best of times anyway, on its closer than being picked up against the wall. At the end of a cul de sac by Marianna Rivera wielding a copy of a french celebrity magazine, we thought was pixel princesses in it right in your face and said last year, was an that's it. For me, you ve been a great crowd. I Marianna Rivera Beggar, little baseball, joking, no four or non market listless. Some of the sum of the hardest hit areas here were in breezy point New York or talking breezy pan out gonna be legally named and

New Jersey? Were Atlantic City was absolutely battered with peers board walks and rollercoaster has been crossed, dismantled and dumped into the sea, and I couldn't help thinking how confusing it would have been. If someone in one of the windows, casinos on the boardwalk Atlantic City, had gone on a bender for a few days, drinking gambling only to step outside for a breath of fresh air. One point witness all of that found themselves say: oh shit just put down here how lovely vibrated welding these coastal America might have been hit by a literal storm, but we in Britain have been hit by a metaphorical storm of stories about petty drastic, predatory alleged showbiz. Does that mean in those four decades in a mega squabble about the BBC not broadcast and documentary about it, which is all I wish of the real, far more important store that wind Britain I ended up with a social culture in which hundreds of people felt unable to report the abuse, let alone legally pursue its perpetrators until years off. The events this

the term stands alongside institutionalized. Please cover ups mass corporate tax evasion, funded in essence by custom disability benefits, because I they can do it and be they are encouraged to do it. Plus political expenditure scams rife report swine, so the maiden not merely plumbing the depth, but installing in those depths of fully fitted moral often with a walk and rainfall shower automatic all sensing bade. I also chestnut. It is not only been taking a volcanic mud both in the swamp of skewed morality with itself, but it shows in turning an institutional blind eye to all manner of people getting why with what they can get away with and whatever feel that don't get away with it and was doing that are injured. National saying I have been winking knowingly the people who are doing to getting away with stuff saying, don't mind us, not yourselves out still greatest country in the world. Jonah Prime Minister said so two weeks ago, this conference- and he knows more about Britain than I do We did really well in their power. Limping solution is now big deal is not was the question competent place? Another wanna milk frostbite The twenty first century, one organic natural nature intended a cow heated up in us or not.

But on a radio simulated have brought it up, and then I want you to squeeze its web straight into my mouth cup, sorry CUP, go to jail by stoning use. Now and Andy. Everyone knows that Silvio Berlusconi, Ex Prime Minister, fully qualified horn, dog and inspiration for the tremendous horse names Silvio Berlusconi. Everyone knows But he is. I committed Korea, criminal not lapse and everyone that is except the italian legal system. Rios Montt issues entire life to somehow away from an avalanche of legal cases like a world class justice, ask apologist, he's I'm a high court Houdini. The who never reveals is legal tricks, even though most odious members correctly assume they involve I'm combination of mirrors and bribery, and this makes it all the more incredible that Berlusconi was this week. Sentenced to a jail term for tax fraud of,

like getting Al Capone on tax evasion, is not its. Not that he's not guilty of. It is just that is guilty of so much more besides that in this particular case, which is just one course in eight tasting menu of criminal charges against boilers ghonim, he was accused of taking part of the money declared for the purchase of some. U S film right and then skimming it off to create illegal slush funds. Would you tax liabilities for is Mediaset group. The court actually gave him a longer sentence than the three years and eight months the prosecutors had demanded. However, it later reduce that sentence to just one year due to a two thousand and six amnesty law aimed at reducing prison overcrowding who was invoked hearts in the back, then I wonder Andean wasn't designed to reduce one put

kill a person from overcrowd beginning for what they are. Not just him, though, be overcrowding in dollars that twenty teenage girls, Ruby overcrowding- and this is a real. On some kind of medical prescription. He's gonna happen, so what s human rights job? Thank you always think of as legal tame. Andy, though, that they run on an improbable run away during the current problem, around the Harlem globetrotters went on over the wash generals, almost

If one sort of being paid to not try and its legal team said the knight successfully defended in for thirteen years during which time he's actually being convicted multiple times of illegal party financing corruption, bribery involve accounting, although in each case easy the one on appeal or avoided the jail sentence in other cases, either been acquitted or time has run out on the trial under ITALY, statute of limitations and in all that time, he's actually very rarely bothered to turn up. The court to defend himself are easy to query. The legitimate if the court proceedings or the motives of the jury always passed. Immunity laws, one of my favorite details from all these new developments with Berlusconi's that, since he's been out of office at his self constructive protection from prosecution has been revoked. He has greatly pledge that he would set Monday's aside for court appear and don't

the italian justice system any favours Silvio how generous of you to bless them with one day out of your hectic weak banging your way around the world. This goes to show how routine being accused of crimes has become from now on. They. He commits the court appearances The same regularity, the people pledge to use their Jim membership I'll I'll go Monday's. Definitely I will put them aside another I feel better about ourselves. We all go he's also being banned from holding political office. For five years and has not taken out news very well at all he gave in it. One of the tv channels elms this week and said these are political, incredible, an intolerable judgment where it actually just the last of those words I thought that there will be consequences. I feel obliged to stay in politics. No wonder he feels obliged Andy. It's! The only

thing that is keeping out of prison. He gets immunity, evasion office that should be here next campaign slogan vote for Silvio. I don't want to go to jail if we Somehow manages to wangle is why out of this general term? They? you'd be another on the horizon anyway, as these next few Monday's are also going to be taken up with it control and which is charged for buying sex with an Android girl and trying to covered up he's about Monday is more than Garfield wages should now and Devils and Andy. You know we ve been training this review and, of course there was the horror, jets gear? This we met Baines, some sensational use involving data was recently ought to give them their technical names magnificent lunatic first, a few weeks ago. It was, of course, a spice,

Felix Baumgartner, rode up in a balloon to the edge of space and instead of a platform. Twenty four walls up in the air and hurtled back down to earth and the one thing Think Felix really missed out on Monday was not saying anything. Just the opt because he saluted but he really makes these Neil Armstrong by gone with. Hubley. This is how you all Actually forget it. Can you bring me back down or Bob Why, or I think the most appropriate, There is absolutely no point as well it's better. Egypt does go we or even Geronimo, or even I can see my planet for my Baumgartner is an austrian man. Andy which are passing found slowly, disappoint, really feels like something that an American should have done. This adopted homeland Andy and

We feel that if someone is gonna do something these magnificently, misguided this heroic. Please stupid this. This suitably inexplicable, there's tremendously pointless. Then it should be in America and also noise. Troy Austria, But you're still most famous for Hitler, It's like a lot more than riding a balloon to the edge of space and jumping down to make. All of us forget that little that you brought into the world. It might Emma Sally ludicrous claims are bay in all being very important scientific research, and I guess you know: when will we learn a lot about what you know, what to do? If you ever find yourself stock floating in a balloon, a hundred thousand feet in the air with high tech equipment? pressurize bodies, so that amounted in supply, and then we will know now what did, though, in that situation on its way, You haven't even pretend it was facades. John, as you say, is magnificently, ludicrous man, you shut up cold as it was not just to this, for the king element.

Those of us all born mobile, heroic pursuit job did rolled animals and gazed piggy back Roger this. Paul facades. Now he did it because either I was there and be he thought he might make some hot checks as I see it, one of the single about Captain Scots face when eight and a few weeks later defined the Norwegian. United in the snow and a message saying Chile down here, isn't it did they allow? from John Luggage of the moon facades? No, it was a cold war politics a far more noble. Go arms Rogan Bill and flowed not spice rocket. We would always baking soviet by now, and we also did it. Does look on bustled ruins face when he elbowed him in the ribs of jumped out of the rocket First authority throughout the stunt, I've got of incomes? I've already a piece with Joe Kadijah he's eighty four year old american mental when the previous holder of the highest altitude, man balloon flight and ok

thing that Joe was a little less impressed. Guess he jumped from a hundred two thousand feet in nineteen sixty essentially in his pajamas, and they standing on the platform finishing his cigarettes, flicking it into space, shouting down to his wife to have been on the table and then diving back down to earth. Just before Baumgartner jumped you could hear mission control, say guardian angels, we'll take care of you now. If I'd been up Andy that would have annoyed that respond to really because all still the impression that you would be taking you add sides. I spoke to my phone Sid. I spoke on the telephone. Did you really yeah? What was he recalled, Did you go and pay cold ass? He called me on an average about doing our China. Gimmick goes phone number Byerly wasn't haven't any of it. Is that you or did someone?

What do you know? What I want to go out with yeah yeah is exactly she she she wanted. She wanted a date with him, but he was insisting he was a family man. I gotta be worth hot for life and George piously yeah. He asked them recently set, though, is that is next? If it wasn't he's gonna, give up, jumping out of space and become a helicopter pilot which bears a bit dulled, but I want to say to you: can double up John and far himself up to our level from twenty four miles below the earth's out of it. Now that might have the same visually impact as a damage from web of the earth has he clambered up was through lack of rock chiseling. Is why paused fossilized honour donkeys secret CIA laboratories, especial Underground popular Elvis Bin Laden, Jeff Kind, the queen mother all live together

righteous reality sick of ever, but it would be a far more scientific benefits than jumping out of space because we're far more likely to need to live underground than a hunt, twenty four miles above the surface of the earth, foods. Baumgarten was not alone in his dedication to the ridiculous. Recently, a choice. He's tightrope walk out oh sure, set a new world record for walking cross. I fourteen hundred metre long wire, one thousand one hundred and forty eight feet above the day, Hind canyon with absolutely no safety nets? The eyesight bridge is apparently the sixth highest and twelve longest suspension bridge in the world. Well, you know I'm about twelve hours. Press than because you have to do over the highest or the law. Guest, otherwise it just doesn't sound is impressive. That's not saying a clumsy thirty. Fourth high

mountain in the world is the good of my daughter. It actually over twenty five thousand feet that still objectively impressive but twelve just sounds terror. Another aerial, stuntman, Nick Woollen, said these. Putting a tie. Wrote, walk at the Grand Canyon, but then he won't be wearing a safety harness lucky used when he crossed the Niagara falls under I Scientific Research is world fund at whether walking across the canyon can cure malaria oh yes, sir, you are bound to be politicizing things. Always all these. These public stunts maybe have we seen by some as a metaphor for the welfare state how safety harness only encourages people to fall off tight ropes, but I don't have that full back and they live in fear of disaster, desperate on a balanced their lives in an almost impossible, from the easel having himself become a political born. When I saw him walking across a niagara falls with harness early this year or locker. Think was we'll lose account. I going swept through the death of wonderful, What do you want me to hold? You had one across our little boy scout.

Little bit of watered gravity, I won't have to share a post stunt. How would you captain, nobles, no date or exact location has been announced, reside Grand Canyon I walked by parties he's in negotiation with two american in tribes, whose reservations border the Grand Canyon National Park and ensure that their ancestors years ago want sat looking at the Grand Canyon, Andy saying one day some. Crazy white man is going to try and walk over that on a wire. Why Why would he do that? No reason to reach enlightenment? No, the more along with major nope. Just me, It would be awesome, yes, because it would. We also that's what I'm saying. I can't wait until someone is stupid enough to do that, and I think, is something you're right about that John, like that makes both of occurrences even more Europe.

Miles now, and we have an email here from just guess. I do jerk one who are no longer allowed in Scotland, your most blast of bullshit from across the pond gave the first eight of Ohio a good. What four concerning our cosmic voting power I'll, tell you something: Misseurs, Holzmann and Oliver S no high one. My role as one of the sixteen billion people who choose America's president very seriously. We changed our state motto too. We elect your president for a reason. We ve been the home of eight president's, ignoring Virginias eight commander in chief If that state left the union, which obviously indicates all previous achievements at a fair point, holdings death in office ended the glorious era of a lawyer president's, and we will certainly relinquished our ironclad rights to raise president's. But in the night Things are unable to let go of our on total power. We organized

a dark cabal that would allow us to elect the President through black magic using the mysterious electoral college shh, it's a secret, she goes on to say in between rising in electing presidents. We ve also the birthplace of all the idea agent astronauts in the twentieth century, but someone society they didn't want is electing the president of the moon to so they hastily killed the space programme, thus denying our total domination of the solar system. To sum up, our higher runs this shit with little to no sincerity Jessica bogs. I will cite just get there. I think Ohio runs. This shit would be a factory. Looks like Malta can legally back that up. You have a higher runs this shit on in brackets, for no reason that anyone can explain to me this. How came you from James Clock right? Dear John, Andy, olive and ten?

Georgian house in the countryside, attentive conservative- I was at one of the six grating these public schools. I work in the city. I also love the bugle of endogenous discovering around one hundred and sixty five may that roughly thirty three point five hours of free top great love, affirming bullshit, Therefore, thanks very much James, I'm willing to let you know that I shall not be making a voluntary payment for forthcoming vehicles. Its death intend to continue that out loaded, a joint efforts for free girl. I my telling you will this simply because I'm paying you instead by confirming all your prejudices about wealthy Tory public School, educated, back well mission accomplished I we all know the warm in a glow of big told. Your right is worth more than money. It certainly worth more than any amount of money I might otherwise have given you spitefully James good. You are mistaken- that warming in a girl for a burning fire of anger, so we'll thanks also to the council on the list, is not what is happening? Inbred go.

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don't you know, door has been awarded to than seven year old, Timmy Walkin so used ok, her hand on his bare maximilian kings. Was he two thousand one? have been jointly awarded as a gesture of peace and reconciliation to Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon subject to blood tests coming back, I'm from who'd first arouse suspicion by making cycling mountains at about two hundred and twenty miles an hour. Whatever did look as easy as picking out ahead children, a display of watermelons could also be forced by his form responses to re write all the roots of his seven tainted tools. Wearing a pantomime goose out By way of apology level for this week's Buell brings us to the end of the first four years of Obama. John, are they gonna me another? oh, yes, and if so, how they are they going to be the next four years older than going to play to adult live in our high on the Eurostat in the wrong person? Why, by You are living in a higher John

as the only the only power- and that is important, is What do people in Ohio think they're going about or what How do you think you would vote if you lived in Ohio? Those are the only acceptable poles, always democracy right to next week, where we will exclusively. Only world media outlets to reveal the results of presidential election on Tuesday? over half of the most important thing they strongly lily and if you're in Ohio buglers don't do anything stupid. Yes, I think you know goodbye. Why