This is a port from the bugle podcast dot com. The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world. Law and welcome do as you two hundred and twenty three of the Bugle Audio newspaper for a visual world for the week beginning Monday, the eleven February twenty thirty welcome to what will hopefully be a full issue of the people, switch off the last week's cyber attack by the forces of technology stole away half of the show we'd recorded first. The jungle of people went missing then that massive power cut of the Superbowl next stop Armageddon, but luckily or they, depending on your view of these things and how much money you got riding on. The well did not actually end this week. So a back and

are these oarsmen five time, winner of Britain's least useful manner, award hair in London? Enjoining me from the ice age wastelands? That's is New York City. The man with his finger very much on the funny pulse, which would make us think of yours and also holding a pillow over funny face Oliver They love you girls. Because I'm sorry that you may last week, especially on these inability to be trusted with the fact that the bugle had two or three of the same numbers that was pretty low, Discipline founded this place only into my is now only I had to suffer anyway? As aside no to today's bugle Andy, I forgot to mention last week, but rolling stone had a list of the fifty for these people the right now, entirely scientific, not remotely subjective list of the quality of human provided on the planet, and always number twenty six number number twenty three for second,

There are only twenty five potential scenarios in which you could be having a better time right now. Let's turn put that numbering context. Because, as a guy in Denver with pointing out to meet last week, the first off the list Probably all aging copra sell out, so you can get rid of them straight away, which means that over twenty six is actually number one Andy, that's a maths fact down there and he can't do whether Maths fact. Where was all the less jump? Well, Middle EAST Andy. So you know, I think, you're on basically as well our kill. Also, I told you I don't know, what's going on as a vehicle to to free which share codes and unease the response given what Henry the eighth, when asked by one of his new allies, will the optimum number of spare head she should bring on their honeymoon was two to three

also were eleven February means it'll, be on Monday, three hundred and sixty three years to the day since these empty Century philosophy, celebratory Descartes famous for his eyes: Therefore, I am catchphrase was our MRS Descartes's, who wanted to repay the upstairs bathroom. Run eyes. She said already like Lala Color. What do you think about it? He replied nothing! Oh shit, I'm dead! Now, I also welcome the very national inventors day in the USA, the Shias featured inventions, these super surface submarine, that's a submarine, that's doesn't go underwater butts floats on top silence hammer for twenty four hours a day. I why, without waking up your family, friends or the person is run a barricade into the room for a joke Timesaving news, toaster, an internet enabled breakfast accessory that burns the mornings headlines into your bread to enable you to catch up on all the news without having to waste time. Listening to the radio.

Who is a section of the big, was going streets in the Bin this week next Thursday Gmos, I'm sure you are very well aware, as Valentine's day, oh yeah, of course, pay. Saint of first stalking, anonymity and putting paper awkward situations, and we have a special Sometimes they feature section in the Bin this week. Cool back to these on Valentine's day massacre and ask was that it clumsiest. I love you message in history: we give you some sort of how to a non and miserly. Tell your mouth when you ve got the hot for them, without gunning down seven mobsters in a garage, your relationship to a slightly less conversation, Yoke would start with, say just a bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates we need capping a single mobs arena darkened valley. Why? We also look at the future Valentine's day, in the british parliament, vote to legalise gay marriage, the spot, the objections of traditions, concern about the legislation being backdated the force, their light, grandparents or at least try being gay, and we ask

Where will it end the queen gonna be made into a lesbian? Also, we are We'll heterosexual still be allowed to celebrate Valentine's day. All everyone who wants to valentine someone of the opposite sex also constitution We have two anonymously proposition, someone of the same or homo sex, and we ask with traditional belief gay, should suffer on earth as well as burning in the forest of eternal hell now under threat. Could the innocent regarding religious, not joke humidity, Saint permission to ensure that guy's compelled legally. They have to match the forty percent actress heterosexuals divorce right. That section is in the Bin and John I'm delighted to announce that off the historic House of Commons votes this week to legalise gay marriage for the first. Time in bugle history. Homosexuals are allowed to listen to this podcast cast calls good the army. The want I found not to one step at a time when one step outside this delay stay at moments.

It's the owner, Joe Joe sorry, this week, emigration and image- Cohesion policy is a tricky banana too and pale and put its well worth it if you get it open for you inside is soft, sweet, compassion, A fellow human beings just be careful what you from that peel, because that's a banana skin that contribute out of office and big immigration use on both sides of the line the moment. First up, citizenship and in Britain Andy, as you know, the unofficial immigration policy is what word island there's no room. If we get any more people on this island, we go just think you're simply to have major livery, I'm sorry good day I should go. The UK government has introduced a new test for Uk Citizenship, where applicants will have to correctly answer questions about prettiness, ranging from principle

of medieval land ownership to revenge the hovercraft and show around, even though that seems fairly. Immigrants should not have at least two working knowledge of medieval land to just be clear. The extensive my knowledge of mediaeval land ownership is that there was probably lands backing medieval times and some people probably owned it. That's the beginning and the end of my knowledge. I think King Arthur lived on some land while noteworthy only or not. He might at least it from that lady. There lived in the water like I said I just don't but I don't need to know Andy. That's the point on applying to be british. I don't need to I already Ambrose of fully qualified with you were. You were protista. Clarification does go. Why? I'm I'm not your lives legally to my heart, but but he knew TAT citizens protesters and helped put more.

Emphasis on that british history and achievements in previous versions. Earnings for important John Fora would be asylums to know a british history, because it means that when the sitting to immigration, test, seething gonna be able to be british enough, and I ve come up against a question, list the reasons why you a thousand- like you moving away from your own country and trying to move to Britain, you can simply answer british history or, if you as well you're right. You should let thoughtlessness rob racism, cloak of claiming that you want to educate people here. What are they just write the immigration test them? I actually want to Undine simply hand, but he'll immigrants. A piece of paper with when they say this doesn't to be a question simply reply: oh it is, it is inadequate. And he could also correctly by king the test will also include the achievements of multi Python, Roger

appalling and Andrew Load, Weber and all didn't. I one hundred ninety page Home Office syllabus, which ask citizens to learn about british history culture he's from the stone age to the two. Ten general election with british business. Before before they take it a new and more tough life in the UK test. As part of the government's intention, dramatically reduce net migration, and I have to launch the idea of Monty Python featuring on this That's because you could learn a lot about the pretty psyche from the fact that we love them so much you're gonna be living in a country where we found these man dressed up as Ladys targeted squeaky voices slapping each other with patient making cake. God jokes. We love the wheeler if you're on border. That is more than welcome, Secesh Elliot job british values, of course shifted with time, Mamma and necessity

Will it go some previous values that we used to hold their such as enslaving? Massive numbers of people are inviting anywhere. They had anything that even look at my looks martyrdom museum, so these things are always constantly shifting John and the famous ancient roman soldier, gladiator Philosopher Maximus, Decimas Mauritius himself once said what we do in life echoes in eternity, by which I think he bent, could have an Oscar, there's so much blood, and this will happen, but immigration. The twenty first century is full of these echoes of what Britain has done in its life. We voted for goods and I threw british history, not local, my daughter School Class Jones. I such children, her class about thirty is no class, may come from maybe fifteen or more different national and ethnic backgrounds sucker giving lesson in global and history and tunnel, explain to my six year olds. Why children, whose families come from all corners of the world, a sharing same classroom is quite. Difficult without sitting down the same road.

You know how round about the end of the last ice age they land Bridge between Britain and comes in Dental Europe was flooded, making us an island again right when it all he's ITALY, starting from there and then a few thousand years later, the Romans invited and so on, and so on and so on. And so, as you say, history ended in twenty ten. I might even be easier to go further back to when the first fish climbed out of the sea all those millions of years ago and said I am done with swimming. The applicants are going to be expected. Seventy five percent or above in twenty four question Multiple choice, exam to secure a pass into written and modern groups have attacked The new text, as I lampoon of prettiness, that might citizenship harder to achieve of all the wrong reasons and the sector. India and empty in general, is likely to slightly wine. Up any Indians or Pakistanis who apply because there's a box on the poet Roger Clip Kipling with an extra miss poem, if any description of for them

This part an orderly transition from empire, the Commonwealth, with countries being granted the independence of kissing. There's gonna be a few. Hands going exam alleys. Excuse me, I'm sorry, I just think there's a problem with this example. Unless ass a joke. You're funny Multi Party than jokes, but I don't think it is because you not dressed like a lady orders. Orderly transition mean something different in English than I think it does. At the the Given the seems overrated. The fact factor over a million people died communal and religious violence at Britain's withdrawal, the partition in forty seven. I don't be creative Oliver, questions without revisionist, and they all say how peaceful was the translation of power from Britain to India, a very peaceful, be remarkably peaceful, see ridiculously policeman O d. I don't wish to live in Britain, thank you go even further and can actually make people sawing gills

screamers as part of the test absolving Britain historically from any blame regard. Their country behaviour. So I could just sign up. I the undersigned and here by state that I shall not blame Britain at any point in the future for any action regarding my country of origin at any point in history. Furthermore, any misfortune, my country may experience, I shall here by state we fully brought upon ourselves. I shall hence refer to Britain's map. Join skills is perfection and that Britain has an ability to put borders exactly where there was opposed to being. Please don't listen to be any more asylum parents want something is unfair It's what people ones and move to this country to accept our history for what we pretend it. Learn how we live. Climbing toy beds, immigration adverts now and will so much is the fear of the influx of Romanians and Bulgarians in Britain, the Brittany

actually considering launching a negative, add campaign in those two countries to pursue potential immigrants to stay away from UK. The UK, is essentially not that place, know that it's a place to live, I'm just not sure envy than any other country if all of even thinking of an idea like that's let alone actually considering go through with it. If anything, this peace could be just typical protest. Modesty plague accomplishing. Actually, though it is, it is genuinely. A pile of shit, obviously is reduced justice. Just the last kind of people, were killed the fine with Japan he's going to focus on the downsides of british Life- is one of a range potential measures to stem immigration to Britain next year, when the cubs imposed on both country. Citizens living working in the UK are going to expire, so report We can't quoted one minister saying that such a negative outcome would correct the impression that the streets here paved with gold

with this is just amazing stuff on, because its quintessentially English, we are such negative group of people think we might actually be able to pull that off. This there's no word here. On how the advert might look What do you know whether it's gotta try like Britain? Just look is horrible, is possible or trying to encourage would be migrants to wake up to the job. These are their own land, but this is a whole new air of advertises. Andy countries around the world spend millions of dollars on hurrying firms to promote them as tourist destinations. It'll come to, Britain feel their history only amazingly adverts. I don't come to breathe It really is tremendously over hype, weapon amend, Albania, justice, crap, but so much closer forthwith british towards both we, we just spent billions of pounds and they only Olympics to showcase ourselves as a vibrant, modern country,

It was a huge opportunity stage, the most negative opening ceremony in Olympics history, focusing on the many reasons never to visit Brittany, we'll just whose John that signing number, if it will prepare the This means that our own hands, where the riots in a twenty eleven showed all youngsters patriotically, trying to make Britain less attractive to foreigners foreign Samina. You want Thus, teenagers vomiting, uncontrolled in every town centre in the country every single week and a little bit disappointing, rapidly fulfilment national dream of freedom that our forefathers for all those world wars for, but I see it as that generations Dunkirk job just log, I'm parents and great grandparents got blitzed so that generation is getting placed in a different way. They share the same ultimate goal to keep Britain independence and british government should not be. I think we can escape from mixing the department is going demolition die.

Demolition they were too took. Two. Might Britain less attractive to the asylum groups if one day we just smashup things like schools and hospitals are not. I don't think we are now far. Way from actually becoming a scholar in politics is true that shouldn't we played down disappointing economic figures either they should them sound worse. None of these doors, stability and holding a strong course in difficult times and long term prosperity, George Osborne standing on the dispatch about the parliament saying we all look the decade of pace, we should like a pitch for this commercial Andy. We could give them the perfect bugle, don't come to Britain adverts down. Captain Britain, it would the biggest mistake you ve ever made it rains all the time and that food is terrible, the queen's a bit and she's nice person in the entire country. If you

want to join a thriving nation? You simply three hundred years too late hour. Past years are a behind us and we haven't even mention the racism. We have derogatory terms for you, whatever nation, your from that is so racist. There, almost not racist us, the only people that we had more than you is each other. On a Friday night, you are expected to drink until you pass out in the middle of a round about. Oh, yes, by the way we have round about the beauty of them is that their the easiest imaginable way to die in a car, and if you do survive them, you'll wake up into the parochial nightmare. That is modern Britain. One more thing you should know we're so emotionally repressed will never actually be able to express any of this to you and therefore move past it. Instead, we will communicate with you with a mixture of passive aggression in snooty, Miss. Let us never speak of this ever again enjoy your life. I showed good day to you, Sir

I once got drunk the nightmare. Level, results and sleeping. Round about these hurried home in a police car smell, proud, as I thought this was an appropriate time to share, is never going to be a more appropriate war was that it was that the was off the ILO. That was when you got the desired results. I receive a dna our eyes, yes, when we were celebrating all raft commemorated. It was somewhere started at one end and ended hello, Mr Round about As the amazing side note to all of this, and the authority Romania has already responded by launching A major campaign poking fun british anxiety about Romanians, flooding over the Brittan Cold. Why don't you come over big

I'm fine he's trying to convince british people to come and live in Romania with photos of Kate and Paper Middleton of Airlines like women. Look like cakes, the other half like her sister. Hold on Romania's? If you do not joke about paper people, it's not for joking maidens papers for enjoying, oh sweet, pepper Listen to those nasty remain it's beautiful! Lady, if you finish all that one job, at least there, are concerns that are changes or immigration. Laws could restrict the number of skilled immigrants coming to Britain, including some crucial occupations and hot specialists, radiologists radioactive waste. I just petroleum engineers, pediatricians satirical broadcasters

soon. Voice over artists and science and mathematics teaches play a minute, no definite, listen to those categories. More vacancies in there were six and a half years ago, but the origin for economically shortsighted, John, just not least, people coming Mind do very important jobs in our country, but getting them here. We also stop them doing those pretty Marie. Equally, if not more important jobs in there countries now. This gives us a serious competitive edge the global marketplace. Could you should? Could you tell me why we and other immigration sceptics, but more deaths Jupiter children in our competitors, countries is not going to help us get back to being the greatest nation in the world. We need unrestricted immigration for the sake of keeping Britain great. The policy Why forward job you s immigration years now and what Andy. Obviously, America's attitude to immigration has changed a little over the years. From give me, your tired, your paw, your

huddled masses. Yearning to breathe free to something more like you know what we're good on tired, poor, huddled masses from now. Do you have anything in a fully qualified, indian doktor? Now it seems like reform. Immigration form is finally going to Why is that reform happening now out of compassion, no issued out of electoral opportunism? Yes, does that really matters lungs, Athens well suppose not put any, not really the most poetic way for this to finally take place is it I shoulda hispanic meant we're not looking down at their sons for the last hundred years and one day me her Diane Community will not live under the fear of having families torn apart when Papa. When will this happen I shall tell you meal. It will happen

one side is reluctantly forced to come to terms with the fact that changing demographics have painted them into a corner, and it must listen to basic mathematics if it's a vibe as a political entity. That is hope so Papa. Yes, me he'll see ever goods it As far as we are having here I'll, do all the films himself cutting when you talk with bother emigrants Erika, and they have spent years appealing to politicians. Hearts it turned out that they, didn't really have uneasy failing to their heads instead, because the recent wisdom, the White House must achieve immigration, reform, within the year. One song Congress enters two thousand a fourteen everything's gonna turn to the mid term elections. Republican Congress members are gonna, become increasingly disinclined to risk, incurring the wrath of extreme parts that policy by voting. Yes, when it also so

the press, it so depressingly cynical to get something fundamentally positive from happily and present, ball had made a big speech. About immigration, and he made it a big big play of the deaf. Immigration is the issue of us and them saying a lot folks forget the most of us used to be them. It's really important to remember our history. Unless you one of the first Americans, a native American, you came from someplace else, and it's it's a nice sentiment. Andy ninety irish german Scandinavians, poles, Russians, Italians, people in the West Indies talked about have a mass is coming through this autumn, this annoy sentiment and he's not wrong, but its a bit rich cover from someone who was deported more people than any other. U S present exacerbate these presently. The above administration, important average of twelve thousand more people per month than President Bush did so

I'm glad he's coming around dandy, but let's, let's not claim that this is the king, the king. Compassionate immigration. They want here is an emotive subject: America, as well as here traditionally, if ghostbusters elastic the political snowball swung round and round the head of the politicians and then smashed into the electorate's I sockets and both sides. You get people bleating like three legged sheep on us, no border back. I suppose it wave of of immigrants coming over to steal the culture that we'd previously stolen from them and panic generally spreading through the We should look a hedgehog under a steamroller thought. I think it's time we both girl up as a nation. Insults news now. Listen I'll bet you asshole and just to get a sense of web. Britain is as a country if people do want to emigrate to it and they, the car

of insulting someone through behavior, is a party we dropped in the UK. It was a crime which once led to, among other things, the arrest of a student for asking a police officer. If he's horse was gay now, clearly That is a ludicrous arrest that wasn't necessarily an insult the student. I have just known another, Guy wholesome. I wondered whether the two horses would like to go on a horse date. Maybe go ate some gay high somewhere, but the House of Lords as issued a statement, scrapping the ban on insulting words in Britain and the house will come. They said that they will not seek to return, and they all goes back to section five of the public order. Nineteen, eighty six, which knowledge no law, says water section currently states that threatening abusive or insulting words, or behaviour may be deemed a criminal France. Now. Unfortunately, the problem with eyes it that is

description of how most british people choose to communicate with each other. Nowadays, most families in the UK show their affection for one another through threatening, abusive or insulting words of behavior you and I and ii of basic. We built a lifelong friendship from those action is now rightly that's. This law does not acknowledge. Andy to all language in Britain has evolved all devolved to the point. Some people use some of the most offensive worthy english language. As terms of engagement, do you Beth taken continue to be the austere. How do I do in spite of the communicate through verbal insult such as this, rather than the other they are the royal family used to communicate through mass world wars with each other's countries What the tourism, I, the home secretary, said, are respected,

you taken by their lordships. They had concerns, which are now a shared by some in this house. That section five increase she's upon freedom of expression. Now, there's always a careful balance to be struck between protecting our proud tradition of free speech and taking action against those who caused widespread offence, with their actions. She said to the government supported the retention of the insulting to prevent pay swearing, police officers, protesters burning pop, these or similar scenarios. But the problem is that is exactly point of time when you knew the retention of insulting words. If someone is burning a puppy. It very important that you retain the right to call them very its. If not then when- and I applaud the english language has been forged over. Entry through by exquisitely, articulate insults, Shakespeare once wrote that thou hast, no more brain than I have in mind: Elbows Winston Churchill,

she'll compared compared child a goal to a female lama who is being surprised in the bath. I don't quite get the reference from Winston there, but it sounds insulting, even though it is also in its anyway that Winston Churchill had seen a female amr in the bath. He's only think pretty confident in these points of reference there. So to be fair, I think that insult asks more questions than it. Actually, answers does suggested the Germans might have been using pantomime, lamas spies point of trees, insults are an important part of our national dialogue, Andy and they cannot be taken away from us. Yes, if it was a crime at the time of the name is an address. Is of all four hundred people in the Manchester Comedy store December, the twenty second nothing toss me scandal lightest now and economy savory food manufacturers ominous now to claim that it is now fully confident that its beef products contain a maximum of forty nine percent horse meet after TAT.

Reveal that enormous now cottage pie filling contained, not percent beef, rather than the two hundred and twenty percent beef proclaimed on the packaging. The company has quotes Roy educated, its supply chain to effect a quotes majority dear equestrian opposition. The pirate we'll do contained a combination of horse meet wood chippings, commemorative figurines of cows, vegetarian concrete Bobby Doll, Condell Walrus and prices, traces of up to and fifty cents for, autobiographies of professional golfers, including Anti Montgomery leader Vinos. They call me supermax, Bernhard language, get those all sides- Pollen Europe's objective for Europe. If you gotta go problem with that who sat and link fellows our Russia do Gulf Bulls, Purdue pie was even found a get. I not only three quarters of the air from the nostrils, but also fragments of jockeys racing silks and torn up betting slipped from the permanent french Racetrack Longshore. So great bulk. The managing director of on this now said, whilst

the standard customers are disappointed to find that unwittingly eaten bits of horse penis. We can assure from now on, they will only beating matched up cow sphincters they as they come to expect and demand and love with the girl to almost now budget global jobs, allegedly containing dog throat rat, not an headshot too. We would besides that the quality of the food was not affected. No more dangerous than usual, and slightly cheaper, plus You will remember that these items are considered delicacies in some cultures. Anyway. The presence of gelatine, was we insist and administrative articles by over hasty ordering by an employee who was very drunk and it wasn't negligible quantities very few. The food products actually exploded and are probably have done so anyway had gelatin been used as planned. The gravel who was noted in two thousand and three for his services to unrealistically cheap food added the reconstruction of our products, continues we absolutely and legally edible. We come ashore, our customers that we're doing everything in our power to ensure no such controversies arise again, and they never have to think about.

What is it all? Products was cooking them eight in them, or attempting to dodge some extremely dead king NEWS now and finally, the waiting is over buglers. After so much speculation has been confirmed in the last week that former English King Richard. The third is definitely dead. The pretty Glenn Miller is now confirms. Expired. You too, sustained in the process of being killed in a battle in the air. Forty ninety five after our minds found in a car park in Leicester, proved to have done I links to his descendants and fixed extra Story ticket out. I found these sir. These remnants in this service can car Park John. I guess we're whoever's. Looking for the skeleton of So the third must have fur must have just had a bit of a hunch now

nothing. I just wanna does just that hit runway one off you occasionally said, is a one off Andy Young on our doing six to seven will not let my of hump by suffering. I think that was a justifiable joke. That being argued, you would have been remiss if you ve done a story on some eroding legally the centres of your in right now, going on around the edge surprise, finding the skeleton of been dead for five hundred years, who famously hats hunch, but without using the odds, had a bit a hunch not win Mamma. I can't see how anyone could have done that. Start, I'm just on high mama. Even my legally I've been clear here this week, something clean for the gear, That's so signs in this job, which is the third, because pretty divisive in life

participants in a twenty five year, civil war that ripping than apart pretty divisive in death, the victim of our support, as I was castrated smear campaign by gotTA playwrights like William Shakespeare and now still divisive in the off death, John and argument of broken out between York, the city franchise, did represented when king and Lester Ways body with families hung over the last five hundred twenty seven years, claiming they should get to look after his one corpse just doesn't just shows how She was that we can have an argument with about anything in this country. Job argued over five hundred year old, dead king, where it s about shovel, controversial issue that civil war was as well. Famously which has lost words according to Shakespeare, were a horse a horse, my kingdom for a horse and that's a classic panic buying in wartime John Incident inflation in the price of horse currently, the the Lancaster enforces replied, will achieve

a good do instead, it is all about them, set tired of having those reports but although words, only these fine words on probably are just how that one day are not found under the carpet. That's that's for me. I'm about to die now. I just place just not not not a car park, because I just aims It did seem ridiculous, don't know car parks, otherwise I'm good ok horse, but there has been a lot of discussion about written in one of the most opinion splitting much in british history. Very for how to get an understanding what he was really like because of the partisan reporting of the time the most, the major the time was owned by powerful business and political interests was very hard to get an objective picture of the real man. Does that sound at all somebody, America,

yeah, because we have scrupulously ferreted major in this country. Some claim. Marriage was a good king and a champion of the common man. Such a system, but John rouse the time. Others take the opposite view, including historian John Rouse, who changed his early position once It was clear: who'd want massive war on portrayed wretched ass, I freakish into Jill, born with teeth and sheltered liked her after having pain in his mother's womb for two years, for I must have a Fox news of his day. It some has proved a big boast as well for tourism in the city of of Leicester, Helen far ahead from Leicestershire Promotion said that the new exhibition of which the third by snow only the dig for his sir. His body is given a boost to tourism in the city. This is extremely exciting for us. She said Nevertheless, in course, phenomenal is this in our region in terms of the

It will have on local tourism in the economy now, with all due respect to less. That particular is undertaking that next weekend with lots of new material- a bigger role up, Sir bit of a worry if the most exe. I think the thing in your tourism history is digging up five hundred year old, Corpse your emails now and we have a great named William, Alex Thomas who says the Anti Christian John, in order of enjoyment of palm studies, the correct order, no one can enjoy them less reversal were: doesn't things just united to help save the bugle but felt they love you more than I could do. So I came up with the following limerick. There is a great pity ass? The bugle, which sadly has to be frugal, give them some money, so they can be funny, find their donation page with Google. Very.

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night glowing Matula help gun crime exactly they would Finally, I am also you would solve the problem of gun violence, but it would certainly assisted- and any idea is a good idea. These points petition, but to make dance education a right of every child at any level of schooling. Six hundred fifty five signatures, three, the president, should pick it is choosing and declare that day as gun appreciation day, blue one thousand six hundred and forty two signatures and gods GAD were put their number Grant Kennedy Centre Owners to William Shatner, let it be more George decoy Walter canning, Michelle girls, one thousand one hundred and seventy nine signatures, but the one that stuck out amongst me was talking the following: declare them following the Superbowl, a national holiday. Now having just watch He bitterly disappointed by unsafe centric. Superbowl also surprised at the idea that some Baltimore Ravens found through this up above all,

job to learn that said. Petition was created ten days ago and in that time, Accord fought thousand four hundred and twenty four signatures. Could this be a thing? Could the Monday after Superbowl actually become a holiday, essentially giving the entire country a data recover from a bad? Hang over all we eagerly eagle checking to see if there's little engine could actually get one huh a thousand signatures by February twenty third, there deadline whose, with me best, I mean corral so What they go on there isn't democracy for this email came into our era in House Bugle. Agony, ants and do in your own queries in, and it came from a Chris Aged fifty eight formerly from the Westminster area of London, describes himself as a former cabinet minister, and until this week a member of parliament- and he says, Dear bugle agony on my wife and I had it of a falling out a while ago and which are allegedly might take the wrath of my speeding offence before us.

Went on to have an affair with a member of my campaign stuff, causing the end of it when he five your marriage and prompting my. The standard rate. I right now vengeful wife, Travail, said motoring offence, stick to a newspaper, thus bringing about my certain political downfall, the destruction. My reputation my probable jailing as well as untold family eruptions, and they love any possibility of her self, also being sent to prison for preserving all over the course of justice So tell me bugle agony and do you think relationship has any future all Chris on asking the I rang it can take a lot of rebuilding work. I am not a relationship expert, but I think I think of a minute doesn't look good, Those are a lot of issues to work through, but some statements So that's all voice which Beagle don't gotta check out our sound cloud, sound cloud dot, slash the hyphen bugle do not forget to take advantage of the extended two percent off. Bugle voluntary subscription. Until

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