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today when the food is shit, you changed so, where are responded? What have you been up to since the big get big funeral? Oh actually catching up on some of she gossiped alarmingly conversationally never slept When I was alive, bond job is always been a big influence on Margaret Thatcher cease. She said ghostly revelling the freedom of death referred to herself in the third person, but the heavyweight box should always dreamed of being. My political outlook might have been shaped by the law. Have some higher can kinky Friedman, but much sleeping we're all jovi, and you have to do that. First, I asked what living on a prayer you up to be honest, J B Jaded Phil, friends of the policy here? No bad medicine was better broken fully, and I just from nineteen eighty four onwards, but it only mountain. Ninety. Ninety eight, I said, yeah sat on it for bit. You wanted to see the accusation. Election panda, before going global with it, there was an old would pause. The ghost of Margaret Thatcher looked at me,

watching me. What do you want? I asked why are you here is because you see me as a fire. Everything about my education says. I should have been a lifelong acolytes of yours, and yet there was a couple of weeks ago making some half assed gag about how you meant to say a unicorn, not society in your classic there's. No such thing ass gag is that you ve come to hold my note so fearful dead. Former prime minister, now she said, belgian quietly to herself old habits, die hard, then oil bugged because your haunting Britain household by household, trying to scare people I am thinking of the legacy of behind with a division, selfish, national, harsh individualism that a spawned a nation drawn into itself and aware of the price of everything, but the value of nothing. No, said, but now you mentioned. That is a good idea for filling up my now extremely empty diary for the next couple of decades. Why there pleaded with rice like Tory. Why? Because your piece on the snow, gonna figure it out Andy I don't know what that wars by enjoyed very much so to speak

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Natural now, what's on your whole, face and you're so much nicer than that Dick had a husband and wife of yours deletes as appropriate. That's free! Compliments on us in the Bin. Tom saw this way: Pakistan, election observation and is paying a dramatic fee weeks for Pakistan. Their recent election marked the country's first successful transition from one civilian government to another and sixty six year, history, to put it mildly, Pakistan's had real trouble. Pass with passing the relay tone of government effectively without either dropping it will having shot out of their hands. Historically democrat. They re the pakistani government have tended to end in some form of military coup and all government collapse, essentially for decades. Now politics,

Pakistan has been a series of military regimes with a sprinkling of occasional, democratically elected governments, giving that delicate, barely perceptible fragrance of democracy, even when their work, governments that we're lost be run by one or two points. They know that makes them particularly went to the United States, shall broken completely Bhutto's Pakistan People's Party and the sheriffs Pakistan Muslim League. So, even when there were democratically elected governments, they tend to be from parties run by family dynasties, which means even their democracy had more than the fight with of monarchy about again, a side. Now America is in no position to giving the regularity of the nine Bush Clinton Kennedys over the years for coming up during presidential elections, but in the asked essentially as Donnie voter, your choices essentially be military dictatorship, which is not the choice at all or opting between two very profitable. Finally, family businesses is by going to a restaurant or having the way to say we running through the menu. Would you like this?

pie all the treaty bone sheets. Would you would you just punch you in the face and throwing out the back of the kitchen instead I'll give you a minute to decide which different from March that way get almost certainly going into a restaurant and were given a menu and haven't complete freedom to choose between a rat's testicle bucket of sick at a chicken nugget, which is by some other form of debt. In the latter, what my this election special wasn't on its approach is to be different. There was a new actual role after they live those eligible to vote was completely overhauled in Pakistan since the last election, thirty seven million Just now you were removed names like Fatima P, Viking, I'm here I don't. Let me votes Hassan bogus man and they do not exist and for repeatedly desire. They didn't take some of those up lakes dandy. They enjoy their appointees,

thirty six million names in place were then with an added thirty, seven actual authentic nice. Mainly there are now eighty five million verify. Voters in Pakistan. Also. There was hope that technology might be helping electoral accountability as Pakistanis use their mobile phones to film electoral, uses in a recent by election. Apparently one policies was filmed slapping. The election officials counting the vote and the footage. When it will be applied across We don't have, the politicians to be banned from holding office. Although, let's be Ferranti less, not russian judgment here, we don't have any context for The politician was slightly official counting the vote because they thought they looked sleepily and we say to them why cap N Y yeah very importantly, you ve probably vote accurately, regardless of how the result by affects me like that,

not want to accept as a guide an unfair advantage, though your mistakes that he's Goin on basic, even fancies? Why that's? Why you're vaguely? Don't you understand me y yeah? We don't that's windows, live we don't know, we don't know, but it was the highest turn out in some Pakistan's first election in nineteen. Seventy one about sixty percent, which is quite impressive, while she'll, roughly one August, beyond naughty but wait what Britain, America and we have the added advantage of not having the Taliban threatening to kill us but walk into a station. Where is a fair point, that's about the? U S, money, sixty one point: eight percent turnout: they allow election but by they want, nor, as you mentioned, being shot at on the way to the policy so it takes. Your people risk their lives to gas, whereas someone we left make sacrifices for democracy in Britain. Yes, people who I just can't can't can't find a way to make sacrifices such as working five minutes out of their way to cast a vote, because we will have this

for all freedoms and those already that's just well enough summer, drone operator in Texas Builders. The others keyboard and accidently kaboom, but most cleaning or fats, Leffler added fact anymore dissuade them from going to the polling station. That's true. I stress that the official pre election monitoring actually came in for some significant criticism, despite the hope of things would change with the Election Commission of Pakistan, so to sleep on its job of oversight, heavier than a security guard office an entire turkey with coding stuffing and watching it down with a warm glass of Nike oil in the run up to the election. Instead, dealing with issues of corruption, loan defaults on fraud. The election commission seek to employ I put tsar line of questioning such is: asking candidates to risk. Verses from the Koran, questioning other aspects of their faith, not does seem Andy look.

A slightly less important line of questioning regarding the problems that Pakistan is facing at the moment, questioning their religious beliefs. Rather than questions like a. Where did you get all that money that is almost cartoonish Lee bulging out of your pockets? partly they suddenly began to enforce a couple of basic forgotten our schools in the pakistani constitution, article sixty two and sixty three, which require that only pie I'm law abiding Muslims can hold office. So a sudden authors! we're forcing candidates to prove their islamic credentials, point of even having them answer. Islamic history, trivia questions on television that is democracy, Andy more! So the result Islamic game show of electoral jeopardy I'll take them. Mohammed Category, please Alex ok, and what would you like to gamble on this question? gamble my future elect in its entirety, but ok, lights down, please.

I am a cave aid of the mountain Jabbar, our law, where Mohammed received his first revelation. What h am I? What h am I I know this Alex. I know! That's why I'm not! Nor do they suffer know that there is right it it's in my mouth I just know get out of my mouth into your resolve, the I'd like to announce my withdrawal from the rice. Malaysia, like some sort of absorbing somewhat easier, are home to be completely fair to the commission, and there were some other nonreligious based questions that are actually. Prove quite effective. Some to just ass. Its general intelligence after emerged that a ridiculously large number of degrees help our backing many politicians in the last parliament work completely fight,

on what you really most well, well, what's wrong with Andy's when this fight to this, stay in won't pakistani news channel. There was even a clip of a candidate who came to hold an mba big Just to spell the word economics something he failed to complain about is ice. Circular wage across out of rice, spell the name of a degree that year claimed to have that's all just spell the name of the subjects. Just spell it, that's a spell. That's just spell the subject that is printed on the degree You definitely have a noble. Questions. Are ok. Kay gesture, but much more poor with economics to converse round the big picture rather than the other. Does your passing ephemeral like how you spell economics, I suppose I was on this boat. That's you!

suppose away your packets out. All that developing he's got you journalism worst kind now. One of the main figures in the election campaign was Imre com leads his movement for justice. Sir Party, I wanted righteous cricketers in the history of humanity is greatest creation cricket and if you Americans, coming then dies. Does your loss and your fault but sir, a ended up the election campaign in hospital with a fractured skull invertebrate what you mean. Nothing is the unusual in the violent world of Pakistan, politics where assassinations are commonplace and corruption is ludicrously rife, but he frightened his skull of falling off a tiny play, form being lifted up by a forklift truck together? One strikes fifteen free up with absolutely no railings and for people balanced on it, like clouds, that's right, that's right! this way to get home stage, even if you work

the forest, but fastball weltering big chunk of the modulated but did not help him at that moment, gravity took very much took over The video is absolutely horrified. He sent up in the middle of a frantic crowd on like you say all jolly lived onto, which a ludicrous number of people of balancing, all of whom then full he was apparently doing up to seven of these mass rallies a day until the inevitable incidents, and then he can and you to release videos from his hospital bed saying- and I quote, God will not like me from this world until a new Pakistan is bills going I'll decide off. Placards maybe rightly hers. Did you see that full well seriously, both Cuba is killing me. Don't know: Enron, com, it was We know the avian always about us handsome, as you can possibly be without just instantly turning into a marble statue or becoming

walking, Ben's fragrance billboard- and he was he was the most exciting of the choices. What are you he headed up? The Pakistan movement for Justice Party, with very popular with young people, are first on vote and he was going up against them all established candidates. First, there was a presidency diaries, Pakistan, people's party, the PPP, I did very well in the last election in two thousand and eight after its leader, Benazir Bhutto was assassinated. This led to many it's your strategies around the world looking into the possibility of sympathy based elections running candidates solely in the hope that they'll be assassinated and being handed the election. In sympathy, That's what the republic, switch off with Mitt Romney kindly redoubled? I walk Mackay with joy today, with pilot run, someone who a large amounts of evil my words of murder and then serve the wave of sympathy that followed, the other main what was that the opposition party, Pakistan, Muslim League of Exploitation-

no eyes jury, who was favourites to win and Unfortunately, the run up to the election. You mentioned on the election date. Self Pakistan was plagued. Violence. More than a hunch People were killed in the run up. Twenty four people were killed on the actual election day as Al Qaeda Taliban militants, targeted leaders and workers from all parties. Seen as being, not a enough which, in their view, based it includes any politician who has literally run? I can pay commercial of them, beating, though there why, for wearing clothes, you put a lucky that, despite everything, Pakistan managed to decent turnout Although the PPP, the M Q, Emily Iron pay all kinds of they were unable to camp, I normally as a result and argued that the failure of law enforcement agencies to ensure security eyes case of prey. It was a case of pre election vote. We can put look any or all of this is just background, though

The key question here is not what happened in Pakistan is not in a watch. The best way forward for Pakistan in the future is not what happened in Pakistan in the past, a lead it to this point, I thought: how do they cope with militants? Clearly The most important question is: what does America, what the result of this election and to know that we need to reduce this vastly complicated situation into who is that these and who, with a binding anything what with each other now Andy just isn't going to fly so independent? Soggy argued before the election: a strong government, the boy. No, why Sharif could be a major concern for Nato forces fighting Taliban menaced militants in Afghanistan. Sure, if a close to right wing really forces in Pakistan who oppose? U S policy as an uneasy relationship with the packers well tree which unsafe them in a year.

Back in ninety. Ninety nine, so thats a concern that no, I Sharif would weigh who one drawback no, I'm sure I've what sure for years now, the most successful politician in Pakistan Short an explosive history. This is politician, who can take up Please come back from multiple corruption, allegations imprisonment exile the military coup. That is something nice electioneering they asked the young. Surely a big big political chin on him is. He was from power back united owing to the relief of much of the country which food in most corrupt incompetence of great, but now he's, chinese diamond judge is different. It's too late, abused, wife, Pakistanis, taking back as our friends sand around thinking. What do you see in him and then stand by to pick up the pieces? Yet again?

it was a disastrous election for the ruling paper. You took absolute welcome at the palace, where will back like a suicidal squid in the central restaurant, now what the challenges facing now option. Ray fuzzy rate, takes power for his third as prime Minister columnist in the prominent dawn newspaper so that, what's now I shall refer to address is the faltering economy on a complete breakdown of the inn, structure characterized by power outage, isn't fuel shortages, unemployment and terrorist vote so there's a model entry for starting a You just have to be getting on with someone to pass on that you secretary for filing, but my favorite quote from the election Anti came from sound photo interviewed by BBC Pakistan's producer? This was a ppp supporter, Islamabad, who said every party Pakistan is bad, but the people's party, little bit good. I have worked hard for Pakistan, and that is for

You got a surrealism somewhat. Andy is not reaching too high everyone's by But they are a little bit good cherry on the top of this shit. Sunday, That might be the liberal Democrats campaign slogan in the next general that I'm here ah, The UK legal Age reform NEWS now and what for stock and even that totally slightly misleading, because legal aid in Britain is currently undergoing the kind of reform that I can get when it is reformed into a low grade brief. What kind of reform the spanish donkey experiences what is thrown from a cocktail hour? They cities I'm just saying core inside baseball the story, but that the wide implications to these are worth sticking with because they, king amazing that the governments in Britain is covered?

introducing price competitive tendering, which is I nauseating term for an even more nauseating processing. It basically cuts. The balls from legal aid, I'm replaces them to child slinky, which affect your yes, technically replacement Andy, but they're not gonna, do any the vital things the bulls actually do. This. This story is a little bit complicated, but he's worth sticking with, because when you finally get to the bottom of this, you realize that you are standing in an absolute whirlpool of sheer yet so pro competitive tendering, I think, is political speak for flogging shit often, hopefully things got Duggar more tits up that an acquisitive ornithologist, an otter balloon. What's happened We went to last week there's a problem and haulage firms. Laurie firm in this country who Eddie stuff on a subsidiary of Eddie Stowbody Stow, Bottle as emerges a leading contender in the bidding for

new generation of criminal, legal, eighty eight contracts that would basically private defence of the right to choose their own solicitor. So boss, a list, as is the name of which is the very conjures up glorious images of lorry drivers, doubling up as criminal law is setting up a girl with a copy of the some newspaper on the under their I'm saying, to check on my epictetean piper yet clearly guilty. But it's not quite like that. Stowbody, sir, it is even the solicitous probably not that closely led linked to the haulage firms. You hope, or just never know these days in these days of privatisation of public services and part of these proposals is to remove the rights of defendants funded by legally to select their own solicitor so about whether with that criminal, sorry defendants, that is one of the problems of the whole issue. It's such a grey area, maybe the government is trying to clear up by lumping them. Together under the no smoke without fire clause in the Magna Carta Pool Harris

the president of the London Criminal Court, Solicitors Association, one. Quality of legal representation would inevitably decline. How is one facing serious criminal allegations going to feel being represented by a haulage- company. He asked their prolific that is a key question. How is anyone facing serious criminal hamburger allegations? now the same unable to drive a lily eel illegal and went straight to the cloth of gold remedies scraped off. Bottom of the lorry. I think that that is a key question. How is anyone facing serious criminal abacha allegations going to fail? They represented by haulage companies that going to fail at the local object with no value outside of a transaction, and that's exactly how they supposed to feel under these plans. Because you are not a citizen with with rights anymore you're. Basically legal fright around with Council next year Face Labour Party's justice, Boatman Sadie COM,

the losses, are gazette. No one wants a second rate system way or forced to accept whatever representation. Your given, regardless of quality, clearly an outright lie. John some people clearly do. What about people include the government of this country We are seeing this email from Bugle Alister King, who just solicitor enlightened, that's the english term, not far from Bedford. Were you grow up when you are still english? John catch. It silly name from the third vitamin d: nineteen, fifty five Well Series winning Brooklyn dodges to lighten Buzz, Of course, we don't have a successful career with other baseball franchises, including the Nashville, where those they tell us a convent the New York folks, the El Paso Kosovars. They short lived, jewish baseball franchise, Brahms resources, and that was never going to work out having a franchise only run by someone obsessed by both paleontology and nineteenth century literature, and also control is gravely Sacramento Fascists

though I was out of the king's email from so this selective British elicited, erodes mail set right was on the subject, almost elucidated, who provide such loves you, so I cannot as such I'm doing neutral or lacking in any self interest. In fact, those goes too far. The thought of losing my job and the same, having to over two thirds of my colleagues excise, a fair amount of self interest slavishly he set himself is only one side of the issue. So I've asked the government to send a minister from the Ministry of Justice. Onto the beagle this week to explain their reforms from that side of the fence, unfortunately em from that. While I was sitting alone in my shed southern than here or respond so intent, of guest house government would respond to as comment, so he writes. The scheme proposed by the government is called price competitive tendering now to make As a government minister, this sounds promising. John price competitive tendering sound like a recipe for some quality cost savings. It so common

guided the judge, tenders on things like quality and long term sustainability and overall benefit for society. Judging on price. Just simplifies everything down beautifully. This is the twenty four. Site, realistic, weren't, tough economic times, however, take tough economic decisions and we have to, What do the disabled actually do? How Gdp till I give to this nation will Shakespeare Disabled what Churchill Disabled was Isaac Newton, Disabled, show let's have a smelting apples but other it was fine and if they have to travel further a mind terrorism to be a bit less disabled in future. However, some other points on her on this. But basically it concludes. We are a real risk of destroying a legal system that, although not perfect, is the envy of the world and the model for many, and it is a bit of a concern, John for a country which promotes a love of freedom and democracy and human rights, so trumpet

that some four this is basically been lined up against the wall and shot at point. Blank range, a few additional points, a suggestion made by this object, used where criminal barrister wisely with our occasionally don't tell her what are now. I say she is my work She is a staggering conflict of interest, but biting become workable expensive, to allow your plan to pursue a trial so close. Pressure eyes to plead guilty in but if the save money- it's almost, comprehensibly idiotic, quits, king and the problem is that everyone hates lawyers basically supports colonies, Italia for government cuts and lawyers were lumped together, one to represent the poor and destitute and arouse of greatest maiden darkness lumped together. Once a rapid and multi billion pound caught corporations with a severe allergy to tax, all bloody law is making a killing age. All pretty the pressing, John Major think what the is this country all about the measures have been introduced by MP, Chris Gray Leg, and you can't say the words Chris greatly Andy. Without signing the words knockers

The letters of the same just goes to midnight human response to the council. Of the man and that these measures will continue. Document currently released on the day of Margaret Thatcher's death and do not the core of vote in parliament, which is such a shady way of putting the maid and they then, if you, any integrity, growling he'd have done it wearing a cape unto earlier handlebar mustache. Basically, the british government is for a way to reduce these two billion pounds that is spent on legal light. Our a couple of hundred million pounds and to do this, the plan is to introduce factually justice off the flimsiest coined. Essentially as you mentioned, any defended who cannot afford to pay for noise will no longer be able to choose a legal gap provider that forcibly aside one in these legal s, but experts will then be paid a single flat fee for the case, regardless of how well they perform its. How long the case takes or whether or not the client plead guilty which seem

first second and ninety nine glance to offer a clear financial incentive to the lawyer to have their coin plead guilty. These factory firms apply for new legal aid contracts and and vibrates must be at least seventeen point five percent, but the the coward right so from their in general contracts will to those who offer to do the work for the lowest price, which sure at the lowest price, as always offered the high surface at Sunday. We know that there are not just gotta be cutting corners on these. They gonna be psychologically attacking corners with a keen chainsaw, add in all to guarantee firms receive a sufficient number of cases per year. The minutes if justice in Britain is problem, remove the right defendants to survive There are also less than in other words, even if you think the lawyer that you ve been a scientist terrible, you can't fly them you're, just stuck with them. I need time body enough which it

the police, but enough by a long shot than firm support. The all gonna know whether live one these contracts until June of next year, giving them a massive three months in which to recruit staff and prepared to start work in September. Two thousand and fourteen you do not want to have committed a crime by September, two thousand and fourteen, and they are even worse, be acute The committee agreed that you did not commit bad, I've been on. Your part of that would be, as you say, lawyers are not the most sympathetic characters, is how you know that these suggestions are truly horrifying. Always making you feel bad for lawyers. That story must be pretty. Astonishingly fucking Blake, Michael Turner Chiusi. The chair of the Criminal BAR Association said that the criminal bubble come? The preserve of rich white miles, corporate firms will move in, and viruses When she work in house, the independent minded judiciary will disappear as a corporate Athos takes over to the government's response was

this all seems to be going exactly according to plan and how much does it's gonna save? The government showed only serve these cutbacks to our great legal tradition. Two hundred twenty million pounds a year which will pay for the upkeep of our Trident Nuclear Bang Bang Programme for one month. So that's worth every single panic it well as you mentioned that the firms involved are even more worrying, it does say about these holy firm. This king what it s like to win, I significant paid holidays for your literally gonna be treated like a crime that needs to be moved. What more come? Can you have in your lawyer the knowing that they come from all age for all its mandate Slowly takes a successful haulage firms. John I'm sure, there's transferable skills, they re neighbour, implies in boxes and put them in the back of a lorry and putting defendants in boxes and put them in a bucket of prison. The original asked elevated, if you look at

that way. It isn't if you look at a different. Why definitely is this? This only twelve complain that I've been getting a mile from angry lawyers telling them to truck off, and I wonder if they you followed up by other messages, essentially site seriously go truck yourselves. You trucking shone with a bunch of money grabbing mother truckers, this the sky, this guy, as you mentioned Trevor Health, the as the spokesman for The new Stowbody noise firm Try to reassure people are concerned that the haulage firm is taking over the legal. Services of some of the most vulnerable citizens, the UK site. We can't However, the service of the cost that possible to the taxpayer our business model diverge. With this in mind. We have about haulage, are well known for taking out the waste and the way stay here is the duplication of solicitors going to the court room at them. But there are sixteen hundred legal aid firms in future. There be four hundred so, but we

You ve ten trucks to deliver one product. Ok don't be describing trucking. That's what you mean more nervous about these no less. He said he said. I don't think. Lack of choice, is damaging people and May I make enough money to afford proper representation. Dumping them paying for them choice of solicitor and I guess he's in a way Andy. It's already providing an incentive to people this. If you're going to the criminal work hard enough the best criminal? You can be on making of money to afford proper representation for their future and if you're not going to be a criminal Andy, you need to work. Even harder to make Molly to find a way to try to make enough money in future to get a decent lowercase. You ever mistaken for a criminal, entirely possible Lundy. An ordinary people now might be forced to turn to a life of crime, just in case they ever mistaken for a criminal matter as a spokesman

Minister of Justice tried desperately to reassure panics people saying quality assured lawyers will still be available, quality, standards will be assessed as part of a tender process, and we will ensure that they are maintained by the lawyer win contracts. We will continue to uphold every, its right to a fair trial but with one billion pounds a year spent on criminal legal aid. We have look again how to deliver better value for every penny of taxpayers money spent and That sounds. Sounds reasonable. Andy, but I'll tell you where the spokesman Ask me they're Andy. It was at the wheel, continue to uphold everyone's right to a fair trial, but it happened only acceptable thing to come off to say we will continue to uphold everyone's right to a fair trial is a full stop. Andy people have spoken about the

of a microphone and the walking off and study the moment. The word but comes out of anyone's mouth after spurious, and just like that they should instantly be put into handcuffs mile. Remind the spokesman of the words to no man. Shall we deny justice? That's not from aids. Chinese fortune cookies, that's not written on a toilet wool. That's from the magna concur! by throwing the word but in the end of a sentence about justice, you are basically winding the Magna Carta around a toilet role played in a public restroom and just letting nature take its diabolical cos. Your emails now in this one comes from Christie. Joy did John Andean Chris in order of those most likely to be on my boobs last Secondly, my will have enough of on the shelf again and they

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