This is a podcasting from the bugle podcast dot com, the Bugle audio newspaper a visual world. How lucky you are welcome to issue two hundred and thirty, eight of the bugle, the world's leading audio newspaper visual world the week beginning Mamma, the seventeenth on June. Twenty thirteen on Mondays oarsmen five times South London Lawnmower describe or of a year. It's like a little truly that cuts girls. This gives me great. To be honest. I window in an jotting way from New York is that twenty five centuries Walter Cronkite for how long

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one week down as temporary guests stand in summer house with jobs do and it has been without exception. The strangest week of more like the whole thing has been a poor, but there were those a couple of months ago you, while I dunno about maybe staples, was on a Wednesday singing. It's a love might be statements and issues need credible, singer, incredible person on the tat we ve met. We ve always got on great, even though we have close to nothing and I think I'll think about it. Legendary, seventy four year old african American gospel arm. Single civil rights activist I Andy. On the other hand, only thirty six Harold what British made too low range committed, and, yes, she's, ok, babe extremely kind to me where these thousands of biting change. When I went back to see a back stated for the show started- and she gave me this- How can you she's a good Hocker Mavis type stock, socket grandmothers hug in life, but that I don't know what I've grandmothers hugging about.

Why I gave you my boy is: is it good how you have to wait? She said John. The aims sure kissed you on both sides of the face, a pause and said my this autumn, one of your talking about she said you dimples, shoot that's not an expression of her Gandhi, angel, kissing the temples and is not an easy one to carry off without sounding intensely creeping, happily, maybe stables and one of the few people in the world. You can carry of beautiful you anyway. It's pretty weird way: the seller must have been some kind of mafia threat that machine irrelevant angel hush kissed. You want both both cheeks I'd like you to look away or beyond, though not insult, the angel is disappointed that you, Alison, were very positive feedback from the from buglers in particular.

Well, that's nice! On baby, but with respect That is a really buglers dollar do operate in trouble, Walter, the gesture you know, maybe one day you have ever take a holiday you're ready to step up the hosting. This is well don't like one step at a time. To fill up the way to build a sort of Myanmar Pear shaped fair point but that's all. This is very much the first week in Spain, the first week in part two of the history of showbiz. I say, Sir Farmers, not the new testament you taken over the daily show. That's a hell of a climate. You buy tat up we're up going along with their bright, yellow blot. John the Baptist preparing the ground for Jus, whose views on my phone controversial just bottom.

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hey is beaten in nineteen. Seventy one by yours. First Lady Pat Nixon of some sort of way vote rigging by her husband. Richard was nothing that man wouldn't stick to even fictional stuff. He spotless in my story about a statue of liberty. What shit, as always It would be worth going straight in the bin. Midsummer is next Friday. So this week we have your full solstice guide, all tips and point. For making your midsummer one of the greatest of the year for including, are all you druids quays? Take our simple, multiple choice, druid diagnosis test to find out whether you could be an iron age, pagan priest task. One you, ve moved house to someone with a slightly bigger garden than you used to having how'd you decorated. I concrete it over and painted green, so much he's on the upkeep, but you go to the local gardens entrant by buy some pop in a couple of shrubs say: build a welder one trench down the middle of its help. You appreciate the progress the world is made in the last hundred years or day by load,

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now. My heart- and I know it sounds like a sound like a permanent, definite wasn't upon finding day was a rhyme. Wasn't my cousin upon your absolutely sure that job definite wasn't pump during those opponent, because if it was upon out of that, have been some physical reaction, immobility color it upon it, was a rhyme, not apparently issue no pump. Nobody at the huge story of this week. Concerned. Edward Snowden delete who, incidentally, Edward Stone. Do me it sounds like the name of a british mountaineer Edward Snowden, successfully scaled mounds Kilimanjaro. Only killing thirty two shepherds in the protests be planted a photograph of her majesty the queen at the summit before killing one more step of a good luck that adequate good, climbing, Edward Snowden was the whistle blower behind the allegations in the annex I of the. U S: government have dramatic powers of violence over the: U S, population, both those under suspicion of committing crimes;

crossing terrorist acts and also those who have done absolutely nothing. Italy, delegations, to the guardian newspaper after fleeing to Hong Kong and Andy, let's paused for a moment, appreciate the fact that it is nice to a british newspaper expose invasions of privacy rather than outright committing. What a nice little twice to this story about a minute sis was predicted by some people from my coach. You open watched. The government has a secret system, a machine spies on you every hour of every day, the machine was designed to detect act of terror, but it sees everything. You'll never find us, but will find you not my words. They words of hope. Where are the opening voice over for the MID range american Tv Crime drama person of interest rates,

that's a debate, an act of incredible prophecy following the honourable tradition of other tv shows and becoming basically a fact, such as battle STAR Galactica, twenty four Spartacus and much of the dying. A prism is a common code. Name, though, a prison for data collection, of officially known as U S, dash nine eight four x and which John, that children to the Caucasus. As my password for my knitting patents for beginners dot com account will help. How do they know? John That is what this goes really deep out and why they interested in that. Why the issue which exceed its not that there must it in that and other interested in a terrorist who might also be part of a knitting circle to try and find the map of Hayes

he's for it's complicated and the adult understand. By doing this, we are safe. These are shut up. I think that is what I do understand. Judah was called Prism will pursue it intended to make little things appear much bigger than they actually worth a frog, not behind a prism, looks like a frog affront behind a really good Prism dinosaur dinosaur frog. Amazing allegations in this story Sloan Claim that not only to the? U S: government store details of the duration and location of every single cell phone call made anymore. Going to huge facility, new tab and then I say, also have access to a mild and other online transactions from basically everyone who lives in the state. At one point, during his interview, the even claimed that he and other contractors have the ability to hack into the president's a mile. If I was so inclined- and that is one hell of a claim on the supposed to come from someone who the media here rather pointless- filled with a high school dropout, isn't isn't that

Billy. The american dream right there on America is a country where a kid can drop out of high school and grow up to be The president of the United States is a mile hacker. It's a big dream the greatest country in the world, and they. What brings you much more worried about this? This kind of intrusion and you're gonna corporate spying companies or Amazon Basin reading our minds you bought Justin, it was my wealth to point not. You also bought Joseph Conrad heart of darkness, yours a porcelain figurine of a dark going shopping. You might like to slash mostly three thousand bucks chain, so we think we might just in how to be a serial killer with it. We don't mind with another The justification- I guess she's while you, if you ve, done nothing wrong, you haven't thought that much to worry about, probably it'll almost certainly be fine. Nothing! Not this is ever or could ever go wrong that the stories

Some very strange alliances. People pick sides is whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, and I just viable thing or an aberration. People have come out in support of Edward Snowden, include Glenn Back and Michael, more just shut but how long this story is Andy when those to actually agree on something something really strange is half the response of the White House is based tabularly, disingenuous as well with President Obama, choose to spend this into a positive sign. I welcome this debate already. You welcome. You welcome the Dubai very we just waiting for the perfect time to have this debate and it turned out the perfect time out of pure coincidence was immediately after an illegal leak. That was picked up by national newspaper and make the rounds of the world. That's what you ve heard from the administration, or we could present, welcomes this debate. This discussion is

absolutely one that we should be having a healthy for us to be having this discussion as a country. Every administration in the end has their tails and they got that a poker tells me think we just found. The Obama administration want pushy administrations was, I don't recall, I do not recall or a car bomb registration is clearly less definitely have that this is a talk. We should absolutely we haven't what good conversation to have and we should have it in the near future, placing just a different way of saying shops the. Shut up on a shelf hole. Now exactly whether storylines, probably somewhere, between well. It's all the monitor everything we model by the entire population of Islamic stand one way ticket to Washington and tell them to dismantle the White House, brick by brick, unlike the President into my rang, we say then stamp on eight and shit. All you got there.

Why is the gunman wasn't exactly how many minutes on playing angry birth for everyday, so they can work if I'm logic, to throw actual birds at a building in a terrorist attack if we want to know exactly where this law is John and what exactly does record a minute, I'm bit concerned it might records how much business laugh at the bugle at seven, calling that it's gonna be going straight up. Let you like a fair after testicle, its there's. Only two families is gonna snoop on how many tens of beans you by then match up with the amount of empty tinge you throw away and work out whether you might be stockpiling tends to, but to build a giant tin, robot terror that filters law over America calling and laying eggs webs. In Japan, where does it end or ends before what you just sit there would have been more or less all right. At this point there is a slight element.

Opera say to our outrage around? This is work. That is, it is strange to hear people talk about the value of privacy when so many people is part of our daily lives, now volunteer up so many details of their personal lives to the public. Putting up baby photos on Facebook told him. The color ass could be. They just had on twitter, I'm literally giving up their exact location on the location of others on Foursquare it just it seems to be that no world as long as we volante it's fine. If you take you promised that isn't overreach it's great line when it is a line August Seals, when the people on trust the government, this kind of information- I guess the government has a bit of a boy who cried Wolf issue arising knife noise- proof to be throwing dots of almost into the trouble twenty of truth on this and because of the boy I am all for being Lang it down today, people wouldn't have been sucked in by

I hope the government would have picked up on the lack of wolves in his local area from some Google Wolf Tracker APP Cross referred it with all its tweets, like OSHA, I'm gonna, be Aden, Hashtag, wilfully, hashtag, sharp teeth and checked his facebook status updates about beaten by Wolf. And called him out for yourself with eyes. This is progress. John Obama last weekend said you cannot have underpinned security. They also then have a hundred percent privacy and zero inconvenience. This is basically a day on little Tommy, Jefferson's famous catchphrase, the price of liberty is eternal vigilance. It turns out that where she got behind on our vigilance payments but of complacency about that the interest kit, in the bilateral look in managing the price of liberty has consequently gone up to avert eternal vigilance. Plus

state intrusion and it wont, let me buy you a reduced version of liberty that does naturally have full functionality once you get behind on payments. It is so tough, so tough to get back. I think that's what we ve learned from this this prison story. I gotta think we need to look for the positives because others could ready. As you know, we could really help people out now have the state knowing your data they scheduled in having this going on in your life. A minute does raise the chance of the F B. I will see. I could launch torn region, suburban Minneapolis smashed down the front door of families House burst into their teenage sons, bedroom pen into the wall at gunpoint. Inside with monitoring emails from you and your social group. We know exactly what is going on and were delighted report that Brigitte from your drama cloth quite fancies, you as well, if instant messaging, without best Michel is anything to go by, but Michel is ensuring arrive for so, if you want us to bump are often some trumped up rumour that she's changeover is arranged niece just say the word will benefit from. It is a great day for freedom. James

who did you cover him on the daily show here we daily. Yet he said at its extraordinary thing in March, asked at an open rational hearing, whether the national security he collects any type of data at all. On millions or hundreds of millions of Americans replied no sir, not wittingly witches, or do we want a v Bossiest pieces of bullshit and political history or on or one of the most impressive acts of unwitting mass surveillance ever undertaken is possibly misheard the question and what he thought, but he thought he heard. The question from Senator us a as being was have you ever heard of song body. Nineteen, seventeen klesmer, funk disco, fusion band Dj Jacob and the Yemen cause not wittingly, then could understand that they also perhaps in war english village, did novelist

Kay Chesterton Volmer in a hedge after eating, what I thought was abolished, spaghetti hopes but was, in fact a bowl of worms answer the village of not wittingly or Perhaps it was his answers to the three questions I, which England Wicked, keep my two hundred and sixty nine dismissals ring them and is ninety five much test career. Be brevity, is the soul of what and see how does your payment They often differ in June and tonic knots, which Tingley underused. You think the not wittingly use of eccentric, Langley she's the bulls ease thing he said you clearly here is follow a statement because, when asked about what he had said In that congressional hearing he said he had just try to give the least untruthful arms about her

That is some linguistic jujitsu. Under these wanting the english language to tap out before you Briggs its neck out, is that that is a quadruple Falco and you are hosting Debbie honour on Monday. Also picked up on the he fell to the earth and ass. I used to make sure that our parents and emotional cervix of the wrong people that they have to have a fifty one percent confidence that the subject is foreign and pointed out, sir. This is spicy tossing a coin plus one percent we have to follow up on this region. I have a coin I know, I've been tossing it and it is currently returning one hundred percent fact, because some the start of a current cricket Tom in England. They champions trophy decided that to predict the tone I just toss are going to get leave to predict the results of all fifteen dungeon. The tournament were eight games in currently

I've got seven about rights and the one that wasn't right was rind off so naturally have a result. Some patiently, seven four, seven with modern magic coin, there's only two options there, either you or that coin or which are heavily involved in some indian betting syndicate dear Why does she have the magic come with me now poker dietary adorned with a wholly lascivious face of her majesty queen? Secondly, can you see both sides yet requires new miasmatic? My bought this one penny power had to know with all things on speaketh only true, so I thought we could Maybe you'll find out what the world should do about the big, the big issues using this this coin of of true. So I'm an area any questions. You particularly want to ask the coin about the world of Europe

your own career, jump ashore and the amateurs Kashmir belong to India or Pakistan and the Uno. That was a grey area when we produce through those long must come so go is done yet gaunt we'll go with ok, what's heads is asking answer that This is basically the answer that we british gave, in spite of its heads, sort that out yourselves obviously, I'm not magnanimous. Like again John, I want certain when I was out of the Great World CUP in India and in your plane, Pakistan, who woke up to my father, but what I thought was a little light, hearted tweets off about how the window it get to Kate Kashmir and I you had some of the most concisely worded abuse held, it may have been the we honoured recipient of onlooker. My mistake again, I'm gonna go with a prism right or wrong heads for rights tiles, the wrong it's

tiled eighties wrong. It is ok the Kohen of truth spoken, but does its main? I am actually a terrorist heads for yes tells you know, I'm not a terrorist cells that don't just goes to show her. So there's no Andy Skype, Middleton Gonna have a girl or a boy okay. So when I saw a boy I had scale tile less whispered got around us crazy. Here you go I had spoiled tile. Ok right, it's a keg. We have a gig Norman Tebbit, rest easy. We will not have a lesbian coin being altered visually and some of its to create an heir to the throne, and he was the free case thing about rats, the war, the free keys thing right. That's what they're hedgerow! That's! Ok, right heads recital a formula, for example their titles which super monkey strenuous headsets not looking into the hurry.

Several of the devil himself, but Miniature Syria still rumbling on the man's head of an issue when increasing distance between the two sides increasingly hard to attract attention and allegations that chemicals have been used and the Russians want to cover. So should we on the rebels in Syria, heads for yes, tails were now title, we should not all. We should not on the revenues that someone gets this site, that's going to say it's a complicated issue. We don't know exactly who the rebels are. Yes, quota, nebulous comes out of, so that's what the countryside is based. They seem to fractured ya, mean there's an argument to mighty the side of the coin clearly says: give it time. Look for some,

on a political solution that, if a very nuanced calling this as yet expect from something with your not and is not in the alpine coin, is the expert with it with a queen face on it. You re wise woman, chaser right, diplomatic, nothing. The corners has lived up to that. Was well undone. Finally, Michael, go the education sector. You said something extraordinary: We live, revamp Jesus Systems, John MIKE, it's tough when he says that you hope this will equip british children better to quotes win in the global rice which as a view of education. Nothing is one of the most chilling things. I've ever heard of british politician site who? So this is the purpose of education to wear in the global rice or is its personal improvement,

Virgil fulfilments heads footing in the global rice is Gov right. He is right, Michael actually correct and might have sounded like the lunatic gruntings of a deranged madmen, but the coin of proof as printed matter could go. Major occasion is the wife, or that is all we are now we're just cogs in Michael, goes plan for british economic control of the world. We can build our empire again. We can educate our children to win in this high pathetically global rice. Thank you. Calling. The coin has spoken. Browser tough one. At that moment, going site Your emails now on this one comes in from the actual people for each of you that I'm going becomes an email password. They sell goods. Also is not mere password. Is this topic, gentlemen, brackets Ladys the weekend of tablets

for there to be belief, but you're going to get this level of intrusion. John now, Europe, now Europe, showbiz, I listed COS My internet service provider recently insisted. I changed my password after having it doesnt attempts rejected, because they work quotes recognisable words, including one cue to w three for India, frustration and childish protest. I talked in. Eulogy inspired by the mug on my desk? Imagine my dismay when this was accepted as a suitable password purity recognizable word, what somebody's word with the OECD, Samuel Johnson and must be spitting in his grave so regards our give way your name, Mr Gc Drifting, cakes set people can guess what obvious passwords you clearly go for. This coming came in from random bloke who writes on subject, MRS Vladimir Putin. The second

did Chris Andi and Jonah have likely to actually pay attention to this email rather than letting it come to the skin. Off the surface of your mind, while you pump, the cricket starts with a crushing pressure. Will let people wondering why that jewish presenters? Looking some, I was younger and more jewish lieutenant application for being misused. Vladimir Putin, the second whilst yet, because we ve not or not covers many stories. Sir Cosette football team pretty busy, but yet Potan is getting. Divorce, and I would not like to be Vladimir Putin's Ex wife. I think that is one thing that I would not like the now in the world. I wouldn't want to be Vladimir put his Ex wife currant wine for future life. Only. He seems like a hand. Full, as aspirin, It is true that I'm a man and a long term relationship, I believed it does not put me out of the running infected occurred, miss our listens, loss which beagle that, if there is any reason why I've taken so much shit from my measures for the last twenty years

many soon army of shit at regular intervals, with intimidating title laughing at the shores of mine, conscious every day as if to remind you that more lax might there's another forced tangle of misery, squid on the way to that, your wife doesn't listen so that it can only things prepare for the army. That will be used at the hands of one of the world's most dangerous and deluded leaders. You think you scare me put in bringing Duff gun centimes in prevails itself, with its guys, sometimes forgotten, to do or buy something from my misses. You can forget me all you want with your poison, Ambrose Polonium, an interrogation so enhance you sometimes forget to even out the questions. It means nothing to me, perhaps its common sensation, that long term male partners feel this way that young Rob stock was in fact the lot yes character and game of thrones. So what, if will be an unwise

come on possible varlet encounter from Mary legions me from the back rampaging target. It will at least be sex for us. If this is basically generally wondered, why you know you see solely to divorce, descended direct to your lawyer that they are not clear stability. This communication might cross the Politburo desk of my current overall, maybe shouldn't read out, and if my dead defying information receiving the street, you know it's me. The desperate stare of Olaf's all awaiting the sweet release of death keep up the good work. Japs yours, random, bloke,. Someone, that's a pretty strong application from many couldn't. Can any woman truly time, Vladimir Putin, if you have to choose between being MRS potent MRS Berlusconi boy, when that's when the ultimate philosophical questions, isn't it

it sure is. Yes, that's why I think buddhist monks have been up mountains for decades, trying to figure that out, that's probably the best place to be. You have reform that will hopefully the answer when they throw themselves of a mountain screaming neither its neither so thanks for all your emails and your kind words of praising congratulation for jobs, hosting efforts only showed you get your emails coming into info at the bugle podcast dot TK jack. I also got paid slouched sound cloud dot com, slash the hyphen bugle. You can buy much and take out your voluntary subscription. If you haven't done it yet and I'm sure you all have all of you at the beetle porthos dot com workers are also posts linked to our new Cricky shop. So that's about it.

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