This is a podcasting from the bugle podcast dot com, the Bugle Audio newspaper. A visual work. You are welcome to Google issue two hundred and forty two for the way bearing Monday twenty ninth of July. Twenty thirteen for the first time ever in today, many Russia show where we equally funny. If you listen to it, lying down, standing on your head or falling off a cliff, try it out. Leave us with me and is also now, sadly demoted floating around eighty six, millions in want of a frog was part of a of Europe and the New York City. A city of the much photographed the man who could look at a field of road newspapers inserted into a ball of satellite likes and undermining its outcome. Combine officer himself, John Oliver how the hell up

It was you write. This has been an exhaustive wake might, especially so by the fact. Anthony Weena and the woman who is still inexplicably his wife held, I Prescott to address the news that even also- he lost his congressional career by texting. Pictures of these payments to people he seemingly reenacted again just before you started for me and look. You can say what you like about Anthony way Andy, but very few people can they haven't, seen his painters now count in an age of purse. Now as politics that might depressingly count for something he doesn't just have nine reclamation: Andy He has painless recognition com that kind of branding in a hard fought election rice on all of the people the upcoming wearing what would Anthony winners painters to respond itself, where your camera, following text self destructing, examining that's what we what it will do, so this is bigger to fall to the two

forty two was a russian aircraft made by the two pillar: aerospace manufacturers. The first fighting yet ever have flapping wings to try to scare enemy aircraft to think it was a bird of private debt after just five test flights, after kept swooping to the ground crashing into a rabbit turnin. Forty two also, the number of tickets sold only billow rally, two thousand and eight furniture restoration, well stadium, tour I didn't really hit ominous core family. Wanted provocative right wing lunacy over the furniture restores who fit is constant. Carping on about abortion would detract from its undoubted skills or pairing Helen cracks in seventeen, entry sideboards- and this is where we beginning Mumbai, the twenty ninth of July, which means John these one thousand seven hundred and seventy five years since

the amusingly named roman emperor puppy anus. So this is a fact that is a saw this target. For the last time he was dragged through the streets of Rome, tortured and half to death on the twenty ninth of July, in not to thirty eight idea. Disappointing I feel tough to take many positive surmount Benito Mussolini would have been a hundred and thirty tonight if you haven't, died my weapon to him after death. A hateful hang stuff still does not get hung up about it and fifty five years since NASA was effectively greater by Toy Eisenhower thee. National Aeronautics and Space ACT signed NASA into being since, when in a single They filed MIKE intergalactic space travel available to the mass market did make a move progress in this area is concerned a long day, one of his operation October, nineteen fifty eight it tied air Force POT, Franklin, DRAM Chow. To a joint balloon, let the NGO and hope that he would wish into orbit eleven years I turn a few fine tuning down the line man on the moon

are the words of sexual abuse, going straight in the Bin this week and exclusive audio recording of new. Merrill candidate, Anthony Weena his member to a table? accordingly, she then allegedly left as a voice message on a woman's found. Are we sure that was was definitely way? Not just more like an old recording of President Calvin Coolidge turn a sound, authoritative and what a nine John mentioned on the daily shall call lost danger, Carlos You have a nice that is strong work still work. You could you could ask people for suggestions here, a thousand suggestions back of different names that will be better and you yourself right now. Let's go with Carlos danger valleys. The stew It is now with a history of words. Is it was eyes, nine for his problem is that though, we know that I think it's a full scale I also regard now. I knew you

voting for a week danger. Take it now long story, those wig on your knees, body of pay all the highway keg. Beyond everything that my touch uses your kingdom or was it was the reason why series historic event as regards what is it? What's your problem, you too, with a view to the old boy I finally up and down the Wall magical die of entirely precedent. It biology, princess

Craig Middleton in a way that only she could Andy just stated a child for nine months in inimitable way and then gave birth to it. I completely unique pushing through her vagina motion only for the queen to dive in and bite off, the umbilical cord herself with a mouth ass is tradition before dangling the baby over the balcony of Buckingham Palace. In the now traditional Michael Jackson, style and screaming, this boy will be king over my dead body. For Portugal say seriously. That is what is going to happen. I don't like the way that babies looking out make which dominates eyes The news here, Andy, truly, disgraced itself. I can only imagine

I was over there because I think the american news media officially care more about this baby than the coin does is the only way to explain the week long thundering, baby gas, everyone has been subjected to overhear, think laughing them major in general thing tat. I think I love the baby more even than its own doting parents do yeah and The world is gradually by be crazy and, though that the highlights the covers over me was sir, the first picture of the roll baby on the front cover of the time on newspapers or a classic former sister publication, and unquestionably out a picture of the little baby prince flapping, its first visa. There are really two fingers for pointing out just above his blanket as if to say. Proper, as this was for granting guys,

that is a key area, for example, give or you did unforgivable or you did. The BBC really got stuck into the story: publicly funded national broadcaster not everyone enjoyed its coverage- is constitutionally bounds the BBC to broadcast in such a way that it can he criticised by all of the people, some of the time, some of the people all the time, but I daily news, by all of the people. All of the time well. I don't seem to happen quite alone in spite of acute of going either for all under the top in its coverage by different the republican, monarchist Cecil and often when the baby. She don't go over the top. It cops an abusive machine gunning from trenches on, outside of the no man's land of neutrality operated it could have. At least I think they should really have presaged their coverage of the royal birth is the warning view as a want. They may find the editorial choices made in this report extremely distressing. Nowhere we stood the

I'd be crowned in every sense of the word on Monday afternoon and is names Lily Alexander Lily Alexander, which is a fantastic choice. Andy because, historically, Britain has had such a good experience with kings kill. George, possibly go wrong. What The way Smallwood strongly blanket coverage here was accommodated pointing out that the queen logs to go to bed at nine o clock, so it will be a problem if kite gave birth too, late in the day, the cover you said you do not want to rouse the queen after ten thirty and that's true Andy. Why of cells Here's your body of civilians, that's a boy like we re born after ten thirty. I believe the plan was to push the baby back into princess Katharine's womb until the following morning, what it could be borne out- and I quote, a civil I doubt if you dont round. The queen of the TED The other she's biting local gremlin derives roughly ten thirty you'd dolphin.

After midnight? I get don't get her wet daddy's. Why the jubilee flotilla was so dangerous. Andy want splash on a joiner achieve, killed and Aden. Everyone three mile radius, that's a fact because out with Queen Ann Coronation and seven how to abhor sort. It simply has to be the biggest new story of the millennium. So far arguably morceau even than that John, because this this precious child is all future king. One day in my bed, sixty or seventy years time, or maybe with a white medical science keeps improving and the valleys from a family them. Couple of generations. Now I've been pretty effective, not dying, maybe even eighty two hundred years time. This baby will be King John and I personally could not sleep worrying about whether or not in I'm after I am long dead. They will.

A mile off a mile off willingly and my nations throw. Let us get me cut me awake at night. To be honest, the baby was born eight pounds and six ounces, and no sooner had that statistic they release it. There was someone on tv upon the other, that was the heaviest royal baby in a hundred years. Could we not even white at least twenty four hours to try to give him the issues. Are they now give that baby a single day of freely good about himself? Also, if you really want to give us, the districts in context have any splaining what that White really means in a real world sense. If the baby was a stake, you could probably, when a t shirt by eating it baby was cocaine. It would have a street value of sixty four thousand dollars. If the baby was luggage, it would be well under the airline white requirements, so no extra allowance would need to be purchased. What Some just a baby. Giving up and given body image advice his mother, predictably

overwhelmed with advice of all kinds Romanus, and it can we really you all to separate the sweet girl from the pile of teeth are in fact some commitment and within hours of giving birth was given advice by OK magazine, honest yeah well, I know this because I bought a copy and, after I was very disappointed by turns out just a a celebrity chit chat, knots and academic analysis of the austrian expressionist artist. Oskar Kokoschka anyway! Ok magazine hours after the birth chimed in its latest Capiatu Britain, shelter the front page, Kate, Post baby, lost regime, a magazine that permit devoted entire resistance to exploring never previously imagined swamps of irrelevance was in Bonn parted with fully deserved abuse before hastily issuing an apology and which it said, Kate is one of the great beauties of our age. We would not dream of being critical of her parents if that was misunderstood, because, while cover it was not invented, and they

good about it. That that said, yeah big fat saw me black wildly wildly wildly all women should look pretend, Prince Harry, said that one of his case, duties as an uncle. We're going to be too I sure that he has fund should be problem for prints area under he's not afraid to run The fund boss is not afraid to even drive the fund bombs at times and drive it all the way to the naughty costume, sharp blows on Sundays. He now give the kid some slack Johnny, just at a dodgy gps, the prisoner Prince Harry said it was fantastic, have another addition to the family,

born was crying his eyes out when he went to jail or that Mowbray Andy, because maybe someone tell that baby british jobs that he was now thirty lied to the throne, and he was screaming about understanding that in this day and age, that even mean versus ceremonial position of only a few hours old, and I already feel rather give a bygone age. And it was when it was absolutely historic moments for the country will le coddled around our national collective radio. As the news, slowly broke. Firstly, that said Lady Jamila fall, bodily countess of classics was right sitting on the royal egg before cosmetic products of Cambridge was officially imposition for the hatch, improving its role princess the sound of the egg cracking was detected by not NASA satellites

Far as far away as spice and the nation waited for news of Wolf brand of baby, I've been spawned in the A switch on, let me tell you around. Britain was electric as hundreds of thousands of people gathered around a big screens across them. To watch, live coverage of an empty easel outside Buckingham Palace, waiting for a bit of paper because this is how the news broke until the nation of whether or not it was a boy. For a girl that plant a screen actual birth lives. I think we are informed young people last week out scupper when no deal could be reached with director Danny Boil, who, of course, of olympic over the opening ceremony of exactly what point in the birth a nineteenth century factory chimney should mount clear pay through the floor, but she was set in motion waited to see whether it would have a king or queen, not act in writing over in a concrete way in six. Yosemite is time massively the Massey, applications not just for the nation as a whole job in a lifetime's time, but for light twenty.

A century coin, designers this would really affect the way they go about their work in this country, whether it was feminine facial features or approve leave jotting mild your line on the banknotes I'm in assuming the banknotes still exists by they probably won't mind, I will look so different opinion whose faces on them- and that's that explains the Meda. Commissioner, my shows you what was at stake a clue as given when a bicycle curry was photographed that arrive in the hospital delivering a tiny, crowning clustered with sapphires. I was then seeing citing round the corner stopping by been and dropping a pink diamond incrusted crown into that been. It was clearly that point going to be

a boy, and so it was the role. Baby was long sporting, a brand new set of royal jungle, Rawdon clumps, traditional infant garb dating back to two times. He has feel so route it when they traditions come out thirty one days just fit. You feel the depth of history. Again, that's what it's all about what the relief was palpable, you have to say and Prince William for all that clearly should have married some one else for reasons Britain's economic and political strategy in the closing rights for princes for basing caught fond of his wife. I must mean relate jump then it was some because genetics is genetics and, if Kite Middleton, its borne him a useless daughter, although door

Henry the ice genes would have come flooding to the surface, which would have been a constitutional nightmare in this day and age. Thank you. Brussels and Buckingham Palace quietly withdrew an advertisement from next Monday, guardian job section, four new, Lord high execution, so relief all round and what what an extraordinary die for it to be born as well. Jolly twenty seconds of July at now drew out the precise, perfect out yet just perfect month and die at the baby, just say to instinctively now, but the thing is John human gestation. Is known to exactly nine months to the day, give or take no data tool, which means that this baby was conceived on October. The twenty second last year the day that the great New Zealand Rugby Captain, so Wilson Winner Right, sadly passed away at the age of seventy seven now on

the internet age, people get turned on by the weirdest things, but that has just been freakish. John sixty lorgnette in an area right on the german town of Castle killed ten thousand people, and will I mean people run the country, aggression integration was also the year hundred thirtieth birthday of the hunger olympic swimmer, not uniform, pics of a medalist guess I kiss and beforehand and twentieth birthday, the polish politician, Gustaf Home, and they forty fourth birthday. The Jamaican born American based wrapper Shaggy shaken see why mobile I will just Bruce birth they call one thing lead to another and, of course, the moments. That's the magic child popped out. Tributes came flooding in from around the world from LA celebrities of all Elks the musical act. The chemical brothers would give an exclusive access to the birthing suite of some hold the birthing yelp, some screams of the duchess of Cambridge into a techno hothouse remix of the national anthem. Worthily.

It is through an age eight feet, Tyler's, rewriting his entire of from beyond the grave to take account of the birth of the prince. This puts a new perspective when everything spluttered twenty two years dead. Altar of classic, such as how wars begin, the italian problem in european diplomacy. Eighteen, forty, seven to eight in forty nine Beaver broke a controversial part into erotic fiction and they roughly Football Yearbook season Night and eighty three to eighty four australian soap, opera, neighbours, Johnny of interest of other save recorded a special. Was out in which the light much Bishop Anna had Elam Daniels come back to life to watch the first picks up there. Oh baby, on ABC News before dying again. And in the anniversary, games, Fledgeby Olympic Stadium this weekend somewhat one year since Philippic, the great Britain for by one hundred metre relay team, have been given space

dispensation to use a lie: five day old baby instead of the battle, they will sprint round the track, passing the screaming infant to each other. In a tribute to the royal prototyping before handing the traumatized child back to its weeping. Mother, so some its emanates between right touch. Noise David Cameron said that role baby is quotes easily the best baby at the roughly three hundred and sixty thousand born in the world. Today. It just makes the others look. King shit by comparison. Look at him of British is king, not beautiful and meanwhile a gig at Valley, festival of loud noises, tearful, leading Dave, Mustang interrupted the ban set to I love byways and lead the heavy It will fall basin and emotional rendition of Bob. Our black sheep, described by creditors, the loudest lullaby, since they New York, thrash metal, is anthrax by the forty five minute, Twinkle Twinkle Little star and successful efforts.

A drummer, Charlie, banalities, new to sleep to sleep, the decibels of death festival in nineteen, eighty, seven, a concept which result in the record two thousand perforated drums and one extremely unhappy doc. Whilst the dead celebrities most. We thank tribute. The sixteenth century foolish astronomy, ice and Helio Centres, superstar Nicky Copernicus gushed from beyond his grave, Media coverage truly proves that the earth revolves around the Sum Bow your emails now- and we have a lot of emails concerning the calling of truth, prediction is just want from calls a day and decrease in Jordan or of who is most likely to be a which always a recently since the Beagle episode to three eight, in which Andy introduces he's kind of truth, with correctly predicting, have another seven cricket matches the so called two also

one other correct prediction. When John asked the coin rightly per day the agenda of Cape Middleton unborn baby. What does this mean he's the kind of truth magic? Always they simply a lucky coincidence or fifty fifty out too low to by such an important decision. The address icily isn't think so valuable. Important question is does and they still have the coin. I can only play that he used the code for good, remember with great power What comes guy responsibility sincerely call a stranger Riah, so well, Andy Daddy's. Do you still have that coin? Do not grow membership. I think No, I think I've gotta evil and unlocked Volta how much like it's just too powerful to really a risk. Taking women crocodiles an annual spending on something that woman

worst possible thing. He could do no had they not been hanging, given that the power that to any body when who knows where that word does mean bear thinking about this email came in from mats, did John Christian Andy. Is it just me This new great girls, my kind of hot sheep unwinking out on me from both sides, as they crews, past and God help me in the face of all reason and logic on my actually, the sea. This film, just for little great girls, were faction booze moving year. So out with John, I know you're, not the Congress Murkison cell but did you get any hot on location, blue gray, action? since victorious mirthless map, while world map.

You'll just right now, and I'm not telling you something you know already know about you just written a very creepy. I think if you find a grey smurf, attractive man that says a lot more to do with you down, the smurf involve legal. Your projecting map is what There we got smurf is not coquettishly, leading you on. Ok, that is, I believe, a thief. If I recall the story right and there is absolutely no reason why a ship. It is right that I believe, is a naughty smurf, so tried to note you. I be armchair psychologists with you, but you ve clearly got some things to work for are we have another email here from here, I'm Sayin Day, Andy Jonah. Chris, a month ago, my wife and I had our first baby. He came out all right as babies go. Let's go to have that level of objectivity from parents because

I like it. I usually the most beautiful thing in the world in fact, will be upheld. They are no objective, lucid right, but personally balconies of accounts you, I also model, soon have squeezed out faces and weird stuff on the tops of their heads and snort other noticed that our beautiful babies are a few weeks. Into an invasion. We encountered a dilemma: you see it's no, open. You posed, we be its own. The uncomplaining is the only language they have so called Let's all twenty! before seven. You can. The relief of found out that one of the few things actually suit the little crowing machine is you guessed it and the jobs bullshit. The only thing that comes it is your laws passed solo renditions and here in the other thing that comes in with your boss parks over renditions and here in life that dilemma bark verse. The view of my wife, a contest is only this time itself. That's right. They, the mobile, things is actually good idea to expose the baby to classical music. Is it supposed to stimulate? Is young. You

and my open turned into an tells it fulfil a sophisticated individual. I, however, I'm already like the way this is going to happen. Stronger, pitied about pacify you through the bugle not been exposing. It will hurt you breathe obvious to me to be exposed to industrial amounts of bullshit. An early age builds character and, above imagination, so guys Could you sell these forest park or bugle with respect San LAN Puerto Rico. What a fantastic It is very hard to say this early stage. John, could summon the bugle Spain or come out towards six years in existence. Now I guess they could be some children were exposed to the bugle six years ago. Are now I'm in my own daughter what maybe she'll think very control experiment. What happens if you are exposed that level of bullshit from the earliest age but am embrace it? I think we need to history and signs be the judge of that.

Because if you do have a small child and you're willing to pay polity, most significant psychological, human development experiment and probably in human history do send your children. Do we have a postal address this now, while just the Bugle London Fonda, fondest, why a classic Pewee wilderness down I will then just look off your drawn over the next twelve years: blankets, applying one, whoever controls ample. It isn't both bar and the bugle Then of the rest, hopeful Isn T just a bugle novel, Isn T just bar and will see no comes out. O comes out of stronger or your idea might weak, I'd be Chris could start a whole new industry of baby much enticed by. I think some of the most bullshit moments of a bugle to the music of bar bye, bye. Emulating and intellectually demoralising your child,

the job of this kind of exact, Lakota, audio anesthetic, That's all your emails! Thank you as and when keep them coming into info at the bugle port, got dot com to get a kick out of sound cloud page shout cloud dot, com, slash the hive and bugle also sound cloud. If you like cricket, is that the greatest test, the Christian I've, been doing the hyphen greatest hyphen test? And other people's own website, the Beagle Bokassa COM, you can get our much and will prove expanding the range quite soon and which we hope is poorly vainly grace phenomenon in retail history loathing, so phenomenon fact jump at some. I'm from came to the recording of grace, as we did in Brighton. This Wednesday who works in the Lebanon and said that she'd, seeing someone in the street wearing Google merchandise now why I am now so now what we are basically huh,

avoid to solving the Middle EAST crisis? there is a meeting over lunch. The bugle brigade have been made insertions into Syria for the last couple of months, Sir, while clearly I'll talk, seriously by these problems are solved in the last six thousand years, or maybe just two speakers sparing bullshit across not troubled region could just distract everyone that get well. That's at the bugle broadcast dot com. When I say all this week's royal baby Special Bugle, when the baby's first come into New York on. If you manage to get it on the Danish, let me call coup for war, thus long time, hardly anything and they just to get the first interview without baby here to stay a six with Syria interview off desperately trying together

crying, would have a electric television. We just not reach Witherspoon, but more like a soldier, Yes, the onto a show the Phoenix Fringe in London on the active August bugles. We want to come and see me try out of work in progress, new material. That said, the Phoenix problem caverns Where free shows that evening with poppies the sketching Wendy, the canadian comedian PIG Angela's, excellent you get dated ticket or It's those losers, unjust, see the real deal by which I mean I went an hour, reeled and am and I'll have onstage railed ale within a musical double acts and which I keep calling a snake and it keeps getting cranking. Thank you I'm afraid so do come to the aid of August. Until next week, Buglers John John John I'm gone quite obviously have not done enough penetration of the last few years been quite clear, a miles and comments about actual made about

well that a number of punch you ve, been doing on the daily show John zero zero Once again, I know not what Pizarro inciting John there would have been oh palms, and they actually misheard much any part is- accidental. That, well, John, just don't know if I'm gonna stand something cool that sounds like a Armstrong depends Oh shadowy forgot most stand up serious dance tonight. If you, if you live in them, or anywhere else they get say or of the internet. I've done it works. This is a plug is about as yours. He used the most and I was very starts to accompany sexual fridays- eleven o clock for the next few weeks. I think what you oh, don't each side, step that punish you that John so mortgages,

now. I know why items report knowingly, knowing how you feel about palms. It shows that we have more respect for the bugle as a French icily due for the daily show that this is a good thing. Thank you for listening breeders until next week, good bye, bye,