This is a podcast from the bugle podcast, dot com the Bugle Audio Newspaper, Your work, halo, Buehler's on welcome to issue two hundred and fifty nine of the bugle. If you've not heard it before, it's basically what Shakespeare, it don't say, Houma and some soup would have come up with it by being around today and decided to make something. I think the same as they say I am. These announcement in London calls politics, city of culture and of the right and flooding don't stop soon was evident and so a luxury coastal result and joining me.

From New York setting as a man who is not just a real wolf of Wall Street he's also the badger abroad like the levying of Lexington, the angry armadillo of the avenue of the Americas. The marketing antelope Madison Avenue tenaciously celebrate Panda of Tomkins Square Park, the cross, bread whip it hippopotamus of West who stood fast but socially I think I'm saying this one as well as in go. No look outlets want more the eagles, with hardly steel feathers of eight hundred and sixty fifth street that one man menagerie of Mirth, the zinging zoo, keep himself the modern feeds, penguins the killer whales and makes them puke out. That's all. I got edged John Oliver he's just written sixteen cycles for your skull sizing things like five other Well, I'd, let alone Hallo buglers now on Wednesday, not anti our too What's the new next play? Madison square? God is a great place to watch anything in this always

but whenever you go then showed the big screen. Any people who in the crowds of people might now say this happened many times before. So they saw me excited they show multiparty out the place, went crazy, joint civil winning running Brandon Jai gives people went completely, not then they showed singer shanty and they would huge cheese. Then Andy. I think you might know where they were. To recover my move towards me, and I thought oh no, Now this is not really Mexico. Now another big screen, Andy and the crowd exactly as much knowing that they be making before and after I was on the big screen. If, if I was to describe the response on the outside was ambient noise, neither good nor bad probably with the tone of much conversation such as who's. That end, smurf happened. It was a

beautiful, entirely accurate portrayal of my mathematical place in the cabin of celebrity Andy Multiparty out the vice presidents. Goes polish, shoddy wow job, Oliver, ok a job, and I was pretty well This is the problem, but that they needed you too, to speak in your smurfs voice and very mild. Maybe then you say that probably the best whatever was voice voices I haven't sent back, but I dont know if they shut up, Chipmunk stolen- or if I leave it, they, I don't know So this is a beautiful two hundred and fifty nine, the tube and fifty nineth. Coincidentally, the most consecutive penalties ever missed in a penalty shootout. Interesting story, this one John it

much in nineteen sixty nine, a thing in the early days of the entire cell in America when all drawn matches had a penalty shootout or if they lost the bulls projectile flop off anyway. It was amazing, within the Cleveland Bankers and the Miami Tommy's tell ya turn at the time we want them, if did not cross over to soccer, ended one all after go the aging german International Reichstag, Schnitzel Snazzy and the aging well cut winning brazilian wizard pancreas map may choose him name's overlap. Anyway, the game went to a historic shoot out. The ultimately was responsible for ending the and as our practice of allowing teams to use lorries substitutes in a deal with the leak sponsors. Who are that point? A drive, your own right road freight haulage companies called go truck yourself. And it was all sides sobs a lorry on with a minutes ago- then put the lorry and goal for the shoot out and let the ties down each team slammed its first hundred twenty eight penalties against the side of the lorry was the girl I became increasingly turned up as the flat tire truck struck in and out of the penalty wants, for. Each kick eventually

this bankers, truck run out of fuel, leaving pain, chris- is aging. Brazilian team might Miriam with an open gulf in twelve years to when it for the family. But he did all those stupid jittery runup to transcend the keeper online blasted over the Bob The time is, lorry got stuck in the mud, so upset these bankers strike at the finish it off. The asian Former England Centerfold Steve Bloomer early big money. Signing of the initial try to fill in league with international stars surf course. Bloom was then record Gulf score. In the english top division and got more than a gala gaming is international career, but sadly it couldn't slot home the winning penalty, having not played since before the first World war and having died in nineteen. Thirty, eight thirty, What about a major attention to the earth to two thirds of the lakes our nation international signing then the Italians aging yugoslav installs don't go bunker which had opposed after being trip of after tripping over blooms corpse in his rob, leaving these bankers the false friends signing Brigitte Bordeaux defy home the winning gulp, thanks be to God, for he can tell between the shit and the chocolate so that two and fifty nine,

whose Andy that was that was a long walk for go truck yourself, joke gonna come to I'm not saying the destination did not make that stroll worthwhile. As always, the secular. This people going straight to have been a shopping, a bugle for rather tenth of off bright. A sweet girl well see at the beginning of the Olympics, and we haven't been these so she or Olympics Audio Fries book helping to get on with the locals with Bugle Russian Guide aerial phrases for this week: Gs Ski, Gigi, Gus drove skier pray crash corruption. If we build a skiing turtle, eights, my beautiful wimple, yuri others, yours just Julie, piece of news is the shoes. If you, give me my bob sled back I'll, come with you with a monkey. Wrench

push on the ocean. So book of joy, your bottom of the slip lucky Mcculloch Genco, valid watch of milk, no sugar place or I will king scream solution. Through the first few days of an exact section in the bin. Or not! Note job story this week, more cow! Well, it's when John Lebrecht! I look at what, Surely o clock Andy unless we clear right from the start? I am not in favour of the winter Olympics. Just these were enjoying Andy, but any winter Olympics limpets effect of deciding on only ok with the winter Olympics if they are forced to swap with the summer Olympics every four years. So many every four years you have your give us some of your regular winter olympics and every eight years they switch and you have a blistering hot weather. Pigs frozen summer Olympics, because that-

would be a wonderful thing to watch Andy a summer Olympics featuring swimmers flapping around on the ice on frozen likes job, throw his hands sticking to their javelins printers waddling awkwardly through a snow drift and then a winter Olympics future competitors in the lounge awkwardly shifting themselves down the track and eighty degree, whether a morass justifiably terrified looking escape jumpers at the top of the mountain of Sheet Rock. These, though Andy, most expensive winter olympics in history repeats which ITALY costing more than all the other winter olympics in history combined, which is a lot spend on something that very few people given even chant tangential shit about it it's a little hard to see why that money went other than into some frighteningly furry. Russian pocket simply therapy in multiple photos released this week from Apple. Journalists have sub paw a comedy.

In Sochi, toilet cubicles, with side by side, toilets other toilers without a flush function, wage and your height to be a stickler for things. Cato any toilet, post eighteenth century. So something's a tradition is for a reason, John, on labour rights enshrined Royal now one line Maverick Rick, a hundred percent of the time hotel rooms had no bedding or no shallow curtains or no running water and the Russians Events have been quick to push back on this flood of photos, but in doing so may have it. If we reveal something even more, probably because to me, those are the deputy prime Minister, who is responsible for all the winter Olympic preparations claimed that the just stories made up by westerners who actively trying to sabotage the Sochi games? We said that, and I quote, we have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people. Turning on the showers,

I do not know what the wool and then leaving the room for the whole day. Why? So? How do you say worry. We know that the waterworks, finding your hotel rooms and the reason we know that is that we have seen cameras in the shallows, I'm sure John, when Russia bid for the games for small, everyone would have assumed. That would happen and true Galva, nothing Putin's direct enough. Probably of being in the original bid document anyway, fifty one million fifty one billion dollars the cast upon that, I'm not the will. The London gangs cost As you say, more than all previous winter Olympics combined, including the famous nineteen twenty four winter Olympics in Belgium, when they had to build a three thousand made too high fake mountain out of cross crushed waffles and frozen chocolate in between a third of, and a half of that sum has been attributed to corruption and kickbacks, a panorama which

Frankly, is russian as vodka dying early of alcohol related illness and assassinating saws videos just POL pot of Belgium There was an eighteen month stretch of road between Souci and mountain sports bite of Erasmus Pollyanna. Apparently this is cost not to not five, not ten, not twenty, but eight point: six billion dollars that is left off the coast, they can tell I London Olympics just for a stretch of but I want to buy a lovely service station with at least to those automatic coffee machines. But you have to ask: is that value for money and there's no pleasantly, Boris, never solve who, if he'd been around fifty five years ago would not have been anymore sixty five years ago, and he claims that you could have paved road with gold or caviar, and it would have caused this now. Russia is hard television, criticism or a complaint to the missed opportunity,

also what names of having taken into account as it may, the gold nor caviar function at all. Well, as road surfaces, gold, give you terrible glaring so he die while caviar you're pretty much needs resources on a weekly basis. It is too damn squid your though, on the plus side, caviar exhibition and have a genetic work in which, if someone drives over them and more than two hundred and ten kilometres per hour, the russian speed limit they automatically hatch and baby caviar. Scott loving pursuit make it much easier for police to tell when people a speeding another Egypt that this winter Olympics is being particularly controversial in the run up, particularly surrounding Russia's brutal. Laws regarding homosexuality, and this particular no authority to affect just at last July, in which bans the promotion non traditional sexuality to under eighteen and which is so restrictive and so vague that, if any effectively: bands any public expression of support for gay rights whatsoever It's a huge numbers of guy in understand people in Russia living in council

fear of violence and, according to the mayor of Sochi, where the winter Things are taking place that particular law is irrelevant in this city. Is he claims thereon ok, people living back, ok, dynamic, I guess you wouldn't say that if it wasn't true, I mean yes, there apparently several guy balls in Sochi, but I presume that their permanently empty and their success as businesses is some form of witchcraft. That's. It makes perfect sense, perfect When challenge the mare admitted that he was not actually certain, there were no gay people who so deeply did say sure, but I go bloody Nova again he's right, Andy cause. If you dont know someone, they dont technically exist, but this is so nice man, that's

this is a man who clearly never got around to learning about object, permanence as a baby sure he won't sore gay person, but then he closed his eyes and that guy person disappeared and therefore no longer existed. He actually said that homosexuals will welcome. But games as long as they respects russian law and doubt impose their habits on others hold on. Ok, let's just stop right here on homosexuals are welcome at the Olympic Games, Gateway, Well, basically invented the Olympic Games Zombie winter and summer. If it hadn't been for a bunch of naked oil, the ancient Greeks wrestling each other. There would be no key olympic excess. You don't invite them, they invite you, Myra is my muse Anatoly Peckham off which, having coincidentally was the british foreign office, is nickname for Joseph Stalin at the height of the purchase. Oh goodness looks like about a couple of million. People have gone missing in Russia seems like little

Anatoly Pack, em off, has been hard at work again with especial railway A poacher knows also been very much jumping on the gay holiest warning against gay propaganda, which Jake and also the marshal terrorists, no fig leaf ones. Homosexuals more frightening on a personal level then tell us which is slightly. I saw the odd choice and it would be a bit of an old place to promote homosexuality, winter Olympics quasi. How this would work. I see that Bob's lead It's a bit like a Willie doesn't go on. Try homosexuality pairs ice skating, don't like it, then you'll, probably guy homosexuality. The colonists says choice: Ladys. Do you like those beautiful mountains? Yes, well, then natures tits be a lesbian, it simply they're, not gonna work. John there's a reason. You have dawdle window salesman, doth little political camp. Seen Jehovah's witnesses and like this, because I have seen

small Johnson persuading you over to their goals without goals, be buying windows, voting for tax breaks for as or dying due to refusal to take a broad blood transfusion, but we don't have to the door, homosexual experimentation, but why does at least not wear because in essence it isn't something that you are likely to be sold. Have you ever considered being sexually it's the people with the same type of wobbly bits as you now it's not really my thing get out of my from door slammed, or this isn't a good time, I'm just putting up another shelf slow but don't leave magazine people only take it to my you go away or maybe actually I'm already a subscriber to homosexuality. But if you ve ever with Julio down the road of a very grateful indeed, maybe wrong. Maybe people could be persuaded out now you mention it. I've have been stuck in a lovely marriage of forty years and fund physical conduct with my spouse. Absolutely repellent. Maybe I'll give the spin? don't be so scared of this Jonah, though I just don't understand it. What is being polluted has been trying to put on a friendly a face in Russia.

The last couple of weeks. I need say just last week that homosexuals would be welcome in Sochi, but said just leave the children alone. There are How many jokes on the you can do. The fact that Putin himself is formed a vain photograph. Shirt was on horses that he may be the most homer or take leave since Caligula. But the truth is that It is a dangerous place to be guy. They bring some. Horrifying videos coming The internet is weak of gay people in Russia being hunted down humiliated in Peyton. There was an awful doc. And she on channel for gold hunted this week, and the Irish Sea has responded to this by knocking responding at all, and the truth is that the Irish Sea or any major sporting body could seldom give a single shit about human rights when money is on the line that moral. Compass is permanently pointing towards a dollar sign. I look favour they gave.

Twenty twenty two world CUP tickets are where homosexuality is punishable by a jail term kind of only shown any inclination to change the location of the World CUP with people suggested that the players might be a bit too hot, not that gay people might be a bit to child and they now that's fine, but the football as might be too toasty. Let me start with the icy to change that there were a slogan to wear the icy, overlooking human rights atrocity since at least nineteen thirty six. It's an old thing filtered. He said you can feel free, nor relations was but leave children in pc, passing on mixing up homosexuals with pay before us, which is militia, get a strange must so my mother, you could imagine him saying yes, bombings, eight mate, but don't my elderly mother, to pieces and cook. Roughly argue ammo boil

spend your money in our city, but of course I don't hold up a bank at gunpoint, still millions of dollars from the safe and escaping to stolen vanua, mowing download coppers embossers by Niall of bullets. It simply not on in its latest attempt to prison? the friendlier image, polluted staged a photo up with a leopard kelp leprechaun this week, This is actually goes out. Some John, how it was Surprisingly shirted in the photograph, presumably as active safety, so as not to drive any gay people wild genre? Decisive is rippling Russia to throw you out only itself posted XL. Here the companies lap saying are like animals, it seems I have a feeling for them. We like each other. Now the cub. However, didn't seem to like the assembled reporters, gives a parties scratch. One on the hand I bet

another one on the knee as Putin tried to calm down at that is a classic power move from put it on the or thank goodness I was here to stop you being torn apart by this wild animal. Of course, time If you have angered me, I may find it more difficult to protect EU food for thought, anyway our story related to the homophobia? Phobia of Mr Putin came from the vote, It is at such an hour in London. Are they walk on a flammable purple shirts, So you re wearing Rainbow colored uniforms and one of the volunteers asked polluting a meeting last week. If they might be reaching the ban on gay propaganda, but where it means Rainbow Colored Uniform Approach and replied that he had not designed the uniform famine, sounds like a yes, you are thinking that ban.

That's the opening ceremony, staffing and a couple of hours, as we record on on Friday, and people will be on the lookout for any dancing that looks even slightly camp it it's coming. Very interesting to see Johnny opening someone's gonna express everything that Russia and the such games, or about including a spectacular routine in which to tie the golden melted down and board directly into the pockets of a fifty foot. Animatronic oligarch another modestly reminiscent of the happy singing in the streets of Danny Balls, London, twenty twelve extravaganza, if members of a nineteen fifties, poetry club taken too, would never seen again before August, catapulted into space, there also rooms at some of the sports facilities armed finished, despite fifty billion dollar, spend in fact, in ski jumping training. Early this week, the first guy down the ramp degree, Sri Lankan Jumper Ellie. Well, it chemical Mama get popopo nobody's soup little jumper, given his parents, nothing

this also, when only twenty ten games of the athletes who most sounds like someone fallen downstairs anyway, political bodies representing the Seychelles. Ironically, like an island, he flew off the end of a hill only to find that there was no landing area and disappeared down. John creviced directly into the earth's call also deals with booking be men's, ice hockey, semi finals and the free program of the women's ice skating? I'm gonna have to take place at the same time that will be absolutely admissible: television, theirs level crossing offered on the Bob sled rum. Where a bit train liner crosses over half that could be absolutely crucial. Meeting I could start on was stolen. The downhill ski runs, have been put. The Romans of the course which might rather dully spectacle of the blue ribbon event be fascinating to watch it all unfold. In other russian news, russian activist and critical potent finds massive wooden painters and testicles alma car that has a strong headline John fully engorged tree trunk junk

Jane to her vehicle. It was finally realistic and by the looks of it comes from a jewish tree. No news. Yet who put the titanic timber torture and Leviathan Ligny a slumber lumps on her car, but this is, all about has certainly grab the world's attention spectacular performance. It was it was amazing, just goes to show that you know in the run Olympics. Any country has to more violent repression, techniques, a go with more it skier it forms of oppression approach. It has hit the jackpot me. It was a russian activists, catcher, Roman, skier, whose outspoken critic of Putin she walked out. One morning, this way to go to our car only to see that a joint two hundred pounds wooden penis strapped to the roof message sent Andy Quota. It message sent but sent anyway

I guess it s, not the mafia used to send a dead facial you'd wake up with a horse s head in your bed in Russia. You why but with a joint wooden penis on your car, the mess It is basically the sideways, just a means of delivery, which varies those are some dispute over who He put it that publication regime it was Putin. Support is gonna, get the message across to get that message would be John, as you suggested, if you do not stop deciding our glorious supremely tat, we, China, must have set of wooden genitals to your car. We cannot be any clearer than that, but it could not if it could, So we don't gotta, be now possibly a romantic erotic gift from a lover who just mixed up inches with fate. Yes, they are bringing about the wooden pain ass. You got my plus the cost Well, what are we really realistic? None I suppose I don't break up the national epics, just the five and a half feet below average, a motion, no, no! No! They wanted to scale just exactly as I ordered it, possibly an act of God

the old Russian Orthodox got, might be hanging out with one of his old Randy. Greco Roman got friends, Scots might is possibly our trust. According to the most likely explanation, had run out of parking tickets, just improvised and thought to himself What says you're not alive park, your car here most clearly? Well it never paper propane with me, but I do have a true. Drunk a chainsaw. A chisel and teacher would cover manual and my own woolly and welcomes mobile on. Why not Joint would wagon a pair of Sylvan Scotch on her Bonnet VAT I do not pass on more yellow lines. Catch you Charlie Cold, the local police who came and wrote a report, about the gigantic painters. I heard about that said that the wouldn't waiters was now has to keep away. Look not to

Jobbery Andy russian dissidents used to get Centre Siberia for their entire life. Now they get free two hundred pounds, wouldn't painter who says that country is not evolving, because I want to explain when he got home how good idea. Aus far, How was yours? Oh I found a too hundred pound wooden painters, unlike the opening ceremony, as you say, is taking place very very shortly as we speak now, I'm pretty party wants any tips, Regarding showmanship and a party there's an earlier report that tattoo apparently deep, pretend lesbian band are going to be performed. Active know already whatsoever everyone's any tips, in real showmanship. Put You get in touch with the Pope Andy because last week the Pope released two white doves of peace from them

some people square surrounded by children and watched gently Tens of thousands of onlookers, Doubts were immediately attacked for sea Gull Curl, it was perhaps the most. Powerful piece of symbolism in the history of humanity and the jobs of peace attacked unpacked by other birds, apparently warm dove loathsome feathers as it broke, free from the Sea gull and the crow repeatedly pact at the other dove the doves attempted to us by falling off before hotly pursued the attacking birds and is not clear what happened to the doves afterwards and the best part of all of this. Just before the Pope, These. The doves he'd appealed for peace, in your cry. So Rochester must have watch those doves bludgeoned at the Vatican those protests in Kiev- must have. What's that footage and gone

doesn't look good guys, but maybe to put it to do with the opening ceremony. I d have a selection of journalists and human rights activists say their pace and then have them attacked by leopards, helps. Others actually an update on the Ukraine situation. These being spied stop even more arbitrary hat phone call. Yesterday was released between Victoria Newland and who is the existing secretary of state aid in the? U S and the? U S envoy, to Ukraine in which retorted Newland said, and I quote the EU the? U S a said: that Newland has apologised for these reported carpets, so white she's, a poet it's just for the reported continents, Andy that implies that there are some unreported comments that she is not apologizing for. Perhaps continued boy, calling the envoy back inside shares, just to be clear, the EU,

case more chaos and tell them that fact, although these are for w delegate checks you a photo of my ass. I don't want you to print out anyone. I want you to make them kiss that photo. I know what he's is like a photo of them kissing you. I want you to take that back to me because you seriously somebody's hacking this focal right now and if they are, they release it so that the EU knows that I Victoria Noland Assistant Secretary of state, think that they should go for themselves seriously those guys them, or I Newland doubt says: good men. American diplomacy were written just delicate touch in the twenty first century. Cool. Bank, account news now and well the. Polish reserves and the urban

down to the last million pounds and how is that possible? How can the coin redound to so few of the things with her in face of the public? Why didn't you come ass? You worry today job I gotta get just copy the Queen Cor This doesn't make any sense. The point is the problem. Our committee in the UK has critics. The royal household, the Mason I do therefore that currently get thirty one million pounds of taxpayers funds given to us, and on official duties and those officials, duties more include things like travel for state visits overseas or more stupid weddings. What sound proving like many Buckingham Palace of the quick and have a illegal cock, fighting rate, which is when she forces are butlers to dress up and chicken costumes and they bear Knuckle Box each other. The extradition is all this time itself that the reports,

Buckingham Palace at Overspent on they grow by two point. Three pounds last year and how to dip into its reserves, leaving a balance of only one million pounds on the thirty four The march last year, I historically low level of contingency and the queen, usually wants an emergency fund of at least a million pounds, and they so that many notice she can order it to be spread all over her bed. Aren't you can jump up and down on shouting the queen of data being exposed to the reality of money going to go downstairs limits? What's but there's a chicken costumes like each other We'll just have a million, because just in case you have announced the order, one hundred thousand pieces at short notice, but a problem. Stand or lost millions, Sir, when the wealthiest women in the world, I think,

blown along the Jays online black Jack and blinked, basically fear she was expensive hats, but that's the three percent. The annual expenditure, this one million that said that by a week in a half John before she is flat, broke living on this. Breaks, barking of cash and eight I food I've been that that they have done the terms of this country, beyond you have to resolve that she's managed to haggle a twenty two percent pay rise. So what kind of third eight million a year, not bad ferralti, most people how right just saving up to buy either a blanket or one of those pot. What magazine? build your own coffin in thirty issues week, one and needlessly flashy handle most other people sector workers are making do with no pay rise? A tiny praise, pay rise, a massive white, slash thither, top of law, which is too general. Moment, not squeeze but little buddy, Bob Letter baubles is doing around thirty million a monotonous.

Let's not get me why you got expenses courtiers shit like that, but still have patch, is worth more than Scotland. The jail the public Accounts Committee Margaret Haulage said there was here huge scope for savings, for the royal household in the Buckingham Palace should be opened. More pain visitors whenever Queen clean, not in residence, to fund improvements, the royalists state to which the queen said but not in the basement rights, the bicycle, It may right, I'm telling you Andy Butler, Anyway? The point is options the queen and her she could go without the palace to more visitors, or she could just go to Vegas and put the entire you'll really big budget on black. If it comes through she's fine and if it doesn't, she has to auction of naming rights to the next royal baby, which might not

the worst thing we could well be looking to the future King Snickers, the first. I hope I live that long, John. As a result of these, sir, the shortage of funding, currently staff, but Buckingham Palace and wins a castle Jeanne Reign. In buckets to protect the arts and antiquity, sir in Palestine, It is bad news on the lost royal thing they had to catch in a bucket was Charles the first hand. It does not augur well, they also said the queen's. This is quite direct quote from an article about the queen's old boilers. What country the bills of seven hundred and seventy four thousand pounds a year. Cancer get some kind of surgery for that

so another few wrongs down we're waiting lists, the sweet boy: that's not of time in the world to White Andy. Censoring the faces of pigs, news now and in Malaysia, a newspaper blacked out the faces of pigs in in a pic in the International New York Times. Malaysia addition a couple of weeks, he again thanks to our money You said that in where, by asking about eighty thousand people emailed us the story about the joint wooden payments in Russia, there is something. So how will we about people aim? Only something you're gonna need to say this. I saw this joint, wouldn't painters on a car and immediately thought the general Think I'm happy with that

So the company, the prince, a newspaper, blacked out the pictures of pigs in this article about antibiotic free mates in America, because of concerns that these pictures might be offensive. Two to Muslims as if they may looking at a pig's Peggy vice could make life adherence to the sacred word of Islam suddenly think o? I would love to own as a pet Well, that's right! you ve, been to your whole life. The pigs are unclear. You're looking for fighting, go, have a low Charlotte's courtly your web for but if you ve made your religious decisions and not eating piggies is one of those decisions and from- not hanging out with piggies Tumulty? There is another of those decisions, they sing a picture pigs, Natalie poor going features, only gonna make. You think you are definitely- I call on this one. Definitely the rifle, but the really big question for Miss Jump

Really really big question is why did they black outlook pigs faces when their naked pig Botz umbrella. Big tits will fully on this blight. Show there are the drone every does attention away from the face onto the pig also making think right. What are they trust how are these animals must have also faces, but wrought by dehumanizing the pay the message it s these animal. Pieces of meat, which is presumably exactly what they were trying, not to say that's not yet Pieces of meat which under Islamic I'm not happy, pollutants is surely, if you know what a pig looks like you need to know what it looks like we can avoid accidentally eating. One on the night of the only possible explanation is at least Pacific pigs had we face, we rejected because they were clearly mouthing words eat me or don't markets? Have you ve tried it most religions, as we often have some pretty crazy roles.

Some much encouraging our probably pretty sound advice. The time I think now a topic out very much into that left left a category of These rules, in my long before we have the technology to smoke, cure and refrigerate. Russia's of pig to make them also tasty for weeks and weeks are fully in favour of it. Right to believe what have they want and if I include deliberately choosing a lifetime without these succulent delicately a mouth tingling leaks that ecstatic depth a flavour of fine Iberian come on then flat play to you. If you can turn that down for a lifetime, you have my undying respect, but I think If a picture on animals vice upsets you that much reading a noose by but is a step too far, for you are the only the only genuine increase was John, is that this was but she ll addition printed on edible bacon flavour. First, John and Andy in order of who is LISA is make your cats name upon my wife, and I are adopting a second

your emails now miss one thing from Amy and Josh rights almost objects, my more cat, the Christian and Andy, who is least let you make your cats name upon my wife and I adopting a second cat and we'd like the bees got a name forts, since this will be the cats legal name the one that we say, the vets and around the house. I would appreciate it if the name used only as much profanity, as is practical. Also if I may more agendas, that would be great. For example, our first cat is named peppers thanks in advance. It's ok! I read an Josh well, I mean That is a brave call to make giving else. That's that response

jealousy in all. I think maybe it's time for a bugle cap naming competition. Ah, oh boy, Andy be careful. What you wish for! Well, oh no, I'm being Karen lightly on being careful, were Amy! Josh wistful happened, so try not to make it to provide Beavis, do a man. I know, suggestions, for I mean jobs is cat should be called, and, market in the subject, books, cat name, and where will we will have a? I think I should wish do his demographically. Yet I'm, a nice amene. Frankly, that is maybe not quite curses allowing allowing us to name your child, which him. And I was only been done once and that was set by my wife with our second them in a so. You know that so that there is a risk that the risk keepsake.

And this one came in from Niles who says, can you, explain your leaping policy. Is it only as both of those things, is you'd? Those who play cs. I don't know what the what those words were. They was all about baseball me both of those that are more people people. Do content as us about leaping signed. We shouldn't we should not bleep machinery. Split opinion, amongst Likewise bleep accompany us ass, a fund rhythm tier laughing. If we want this there's, an air of mystery, socket socket tassel on Nineteen twenties, burlesque boob! That's right! You know basically what's underneath realised, however, clear your master of simulator

your emails coming into info at the Beagle Porthos dot com to get Chagall Sancho by sampler dot com, slash the I ve been bugle. You can get your bugle much and take out your voluntary subscriptions. Kick off free and independent at the Beagle podcast dot com. Just time for a quick spoke story. The biggest sport story, probably the last two thousand years John England, have sack. The stall batsman care. Pages, and this is cricket whittled Macedonia, american business, who travelled to understand these things. Now petition is some aid. The divisive figure he's been not draw from the team once before, sending uncomplimentary tax about his own captain to opposition players, I would recall that a few months after that, but now you ve been kicked out basically for good and the explanation from english cricket or thirties was basically to say it's time to look to the future, which my,

absolutely no sense cohesion without a phrase. Other subjects is a just frankly, too however, two there was no full explanation which suggests both sides but embarrassed as to how this has come about I am a big fan of Somebody has split opinion, an english cricket so much the opinion, has become a large city in Croatia, wherever one performs legs playing growing, endangering gymnastics moves on if the winning team Coca hands, whilst Eatin bananas cut down the middle undoubted whipped cream with Jerry. Until I was listening to hunting. Seventy one opened by the british Blues Rock group. The ground talks but on a personal level and twenty the positive methinks Peterson's damage is very good news for me, because it puts me one step closer to a place in the cricket team and offer the way that cricketing has been falling apart, like a particularly advance, let by this winter the armies, three or four more injuries or another few place be Trotzky into retirement in another

England wells crippled moral spring, clean and I'll, be right in that right. In that I think pages is greatest problem. Rum, anything specific, it's a similar Vegas, if he doesn't always sing of the team hymn sheet. And sometimes sometimes it seems that you drown out the rest of the team, sweet sweet harmonies by playing electric it all with his teeth, andret style. So it's been a tough winter for English cricket, John tough, tough winter, nothing is a sign of arm again. If you want more, on pages and they'll, be a video of mine on Crick Info are accorded yesterday, including a very high tech piece of cake call D Subtext Mercator, which extricates the subtext, From from mealy mouthed words opera linked only Beagle Twitch, a hello buglers, that's it for this week will damage. To sixty next week, Valentine's day, special recording on Valentine discovery, the modern who ever called actually on Valentine's day before this,

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