This is a pot cost from the bugle podcast dot com. The bugle audio newspaper, a visual Halloween, welcome to issue two hundred and seventy seven, all the world's leading in early or the newspaper for a visual world week ending Friday, the seventh of November, two thousand and fourteen with me on these old man, live in London on from Midterm USA at the moment you s eye but betcha. It's these satirical dog, even phase, not the portion of news Only by Dint the trout leg of total lies on things nothing of Poland, I've been to political pomposity for shipping on the sidewalk of senatorial self importance for his people. Whose was it with its plastic bag of justice. It's John Oliver,

Palawan de how buglers, frankly, still really talking to Bandy from last week when it turned out My boy had done. I Halloween costume of me Maxie humbling Stu I do know how to feel about it. I'm the oldest Lionel initially there's the instinctive. Why? I told me to compliment see how to refill itself without these dying institution, and then that was instantly replaced by pure your insulted a whole has realised the only point of doing this. Sexy hello ethos. You Burundi is if the thing you addressed our has is no sexy, because only central is actually goes. You are always a sexy, Spongebob AIDS.

See fire hydrants sexy Roy Gosling. That would make no sense. It seems I have all the sex appeal, Andy of a banana or another piece of fruit, So this is a bugle two hundred and seventy seven major have now done the same number of as there are roughly days in the human gestation period, also any attempting to be pregnant. Buglers out that you could. Play your unborn future child. I full episode of the vehicle every single day of your pregnancy, Your birth through a sociopath day? Do that's, please durable back nineteen to twenty years time on exactly how trouble the childhood suffered as a result, such an in seventy seven is the number of times at the words lame duck. Are used in the average conversation between Republicans in the U S this week and then I'm of an option that William would withdraw on the end of his eye, wandered lonely as a line before plumping on cloud. The

directed versions included. Bastard banana widow, psychopathic golfer, really lonely. Chicken dungeons and dragons borrowed and nineteen seventeen funk theme, disco and Randy Rhinoceros in a hippopotamus convent and is weakening seventeen November seventh Trotzky a Leon and hundred thirty five years altered. Ironically, on the day, he was born someone in Russia but an ice pick problems little Lenny wasn't too vast about it, then only one it was Bubu, but it has changed over the course of his life and just last night, as we record was a ghost folks nights. Commemorating one of Britain's greatest filed acts of terrorism, other sixty no five gunpowder plot and for people to complain about the quality of football The trip recently discovered in the archives of the british library was commentary on the on the folks issue, the guy faux issue, by a contemporary pundits a lioness Syria

I quote directly from him and he wrote well, we pick Folks here and as you can see, he's been called red handed before even lodging a much he'll have to be developed. Without when European Spirit. From a blow up parliament's you ve, simply gotta do better than that If we rarely action on, we can see he's drunk from the Tower of London, although the way to Westminster he's home cause he's chopped into four bits: he's got literally guns a basis there. I want always tough bounced back from some another, so all in all disappointing ever from allowed folks, just not good enough at this level of conspiracy. And as always, a section of the bugle is going straight in the bin. This week do commemorates possible anniversary of online fraud. Are we free virtual. I name Both Windsor occupation, monarch age immortal address wherever the guy won't always controlled, waving, state dinners break dancing and smoker,

those my name I'll, for she is still governed by the official secrets. That's not my mistake. Lay on the official mothers maiden. I'm sorry this week is a bird. Isn't applying knowledge or model on a motorbike draw me? Rosa toy robot, buttressing counties knows or something tat, devil round up and look at the let's get this over the way, immediately a love dare devil and I think most children love dead to why? Because whether jumping up policies Bali, flopping off a building into two, for example, or getting far out of account and dressed as a donkey. What their devils do is impressive and brave, as it is completely pointless, and that is the point I think, before that its Asia risk your life for something this worthwhile, that motor voice it motivated self it's hard to put your life on the line for literally nothing because logic

click, save Bambi. Logic is Kryptonite today, devil? Would you have every reason not to do something and absolutely no good reason to do it? someone of immense misguided commitment to see that thing Last week we saw a few examples of that. Devil, ISM inaction displays Bravely them would make you think wow and then immediately think. Why suffer Last Sunday Nick will end walked across the EU. I'll, go skyline on a toy rope for but there was no reason whatsoever in front of sixty thousand people on the streets and a worldwide. Tv audience the. Why was strong between to Chicago towers and well under did the last leg, blindfolded and the whole walk without the safety net harness or seemingly any sense of the fragility of human life, the brig deport. Disappointment firmly Andy was the ridiculous absence of ache,

during the whole, if you re a DARE devil great, but where type, I'm I'm old school and they say, I believe, any, dare devil. Should flowing garments behind them attached around the neck, otherwise known as Kincaid ask for a devil, optional, jumpsuit preferred put optional Kay, mandatory Andy being mandatory. Will this modest my cape choose to be so much more popular back back in history, because time was when so. Going for a walk in the street? Was spicy to dare devil activity you could be killed by all manner of things. Diseases, plagues wars, guns. Volcanoes. These sudden vengeance of anger, dietary indigestion Romans the two big planks it wouldn't some miles and, of course, dinosaurs, depending on where, when and how Jubilee lived, but now Could you say or larger, thankfully, more sanitized anymore, you have to seek out this.

Of danger on few seek out danger as enthusiastically dangerously or you pointed out, can point Leslie ethnic well into the latest in a long line of DARE Devil one. Those which goes back so for generations and include quite a lot of danger, related family fatalities that you might thoughts would have made that lodge you mentioned kick in at some point, and someone in the wall in the family of next generation might have thought. You know what I'm gonna do. So laughing with undue something does not become an executive of the technology company, but he didn't do that. John did you study walked blindfolded between two king skyscrapers. That is the kind of stupid shit people used to do when I didn't have to these to watch or playstations, the jug play trains in and out of order. We don't play station of these days and death, which is something that, though, in the afternoon no big deal plenty more fish in the sea, but Aren't you do as you? So I have to add. More They share.

And relentless pointless of his idiotic and magnificent activity. You're right, though, has a family heritage. It is a member, famous flying were lenders. Circus, family law he's also joy will end, of course, as I walking will end, and if you ever did find himself airborne, it wouldn't be so launch a flying will end up as a plummeting will end at another time at which it really would behoove him to work in Cape, because if you not gonna where a cape went on a high wire five hundred feet, the Chicago streets. When the EU, owing to wear a kite important challenges. It still amazing. What do you take it? It's a human being walking across two buildings, on a tiny while in the windy city- and this is far from well and is first televised walk last year- he walked across the globe canyon with thirteen million viewers watching the discovery channels coverage or that for the Chicago walk. He didn't fall down

he's. Writing certainly did because this will receive a pig view of future, apparently of just sick point seven million- and the explanation for this was that when he was the Grand Canyon there NFL game on, but this time One sided with the Raven Steelers guy that has got to be a blow to nickel will end Andy, because this is not the playoffs which your house, this is the regular and, if EL season between two teams who are not going to win the Superbowl and he could have found himself five hundred feet in the air, You gonna, while only three quarters of an inch thick here. Cheers from the ground coming from inside the bar, where people watching going between two teams, neither of which belong to the city that they live in and you don't go up again. The NFL, I'm no complaints were the NFL in this country. Not if you, a high wall we Chicago and not a few pogo sticking across it like you, do not take on Vienna file, but

maybe we're being a bit but harsh cleanliness had absolutely no practical purpose. I mean it says, Cora, useful skill to be able to carry a massive long pole across precipitous drop. I mean I've ever found yourself in a situation. Where the multiple jumpy Paul Volta, Sir Guide Book was on one side of the canyon, but had left. His pole on your side of the canyon and there was a two inch wire connecting you then I guess wall under would be pretty much. You go to a guy for resolving, not situation or we have one dare devil on top of one building and hate forgotten his long pull the wooden course, the other building you had already made the crossing, good carry you pull back across us, another practical use or fear You work illegal exotic restaurants, and you have a sudden inspection and have carry a large frozen bower constrictor from the top floor of your building onto the next building to avoid detection. So maybe he's

trailblazer, John H, making these things possible for future generations. I think TAT S. My favorite response from the whole of spectacle came from a bystander was interviewed Christoph, and he said he said ass. He was seen walking away before began, I'm not much into seeing a guy folded his death. Before going on to say, I prefer to and he could could there be I'm all public contemporary response to that. Of course, you could say in full to death life, but when it comes, I'll do it or not, watching porn into the afterlife from the comfort of your own couch. You get all the Ngos and the replace of a man hurtling tools to ensure show you don't get the live atmosphere of being in a crowd of horrified strangers, but both tv, Why? Then it is now at the next best thing. You can even policy on the way the man was right and then you can flip over to the football up to as if you get border for them.

Dave analysis. Exactly will under apparently said afterwards health, what an amazing, beautiful city, the Sky law and is so unreal to taking all was ready to take a selfie. I was so bummed than I didn't and if we had and if he had taken the selfie halfway through that walk, that's it tough way to justify dying if you're, the grim, reaper Andy and you watching your guy highwire walk high two buildings between two buildings might be. You might be thinking yourself, wow, that's impressive, dangerous, but its impressive. I'm gonna give him a farce on this one then, if you saw him stop for my wife is like a selfie. Yours, the grim reaper, might think you know what that guy, I'm sending a gust of wind over there and introducing him to the ground, because it is one thing to change death, it's another to take the same pace. I prefer to have seen in paint herself. We on the workers in May.

Get me a devilry with the Rembrandt. That's all I wanted to say in Austria, DARE Devil news now and what look that's a little harder pinned down, because if you live in Australia, you are something of a dare devil. That country has the highest number of poisonous stake, spiders Robinson anything else. They can kill you in the world. Although, although having been there, it's actually worth, if that's not Australia has share of spectacular fools over the years. But this mighty biscuit, and australian man decided to serve dead, while, while she circling around it. He jumped off about climbed onto the while and started surfing on it, there's only one even potentially stupid things do Andy and others to attach small wheels to the front back of the while an skateboard that dead, while instead thoughts but it was worth it if just for this single detail from one.

Slightly news report, which said- and I quote a twenty six years- australian man who risked his life by diving into shark infested waters to climb onto a rotting, while carcass has confessed that even his I think, he's an idiot. You know a lot about bureaucracy. The thing that could be my favorite sentence. Ev Shakespeare could not have imagined that this continent, We can. I get a twenty six year old, australian man who, This life Bordeaux it's a shark infested waters to climb onto a rotting, while carcass has confessed that even these parents that gives an idiot they so going on not sentence. That's it there's a dead. While the shark infested waters, there's an idiot, their surfing on theirs ashamed parents. That sentence is like a thirty four word: Novel so the sequel to Hamlet, but more so George Mallory the early twentieth century british mountaineer with science.

Asked. Why do you want to climb Mt Everest and he replied because I was there- I don't get it, australian guy, Harrison Williams, applaud very similar logic when presented with a dead while carcass, why I'm on a dead while cautious and serve it was surrounded by hungry. Looking shock, because he's there one might say watching, and I think it is a pretty funny Andy, I'm glad you did and you know and also top on about this. But the only way being better a Cape I want a man surfing, dead while on its own is irresponsible. A man surfing awhile covers only his own, a cape that he's going somewhere, but now he might be going inside a rotten while inside the stomach of a shock. But the point is he's going. Somewhere A call woollen the from me that one in the family is assuming he said being on the tightrope is living everything else is waiting

and once again, I guess Harrison Williams more think surfing dead well, carcass was surrounded by shark is living. Everything else is I didn't sell. My bodies are just serve on a dead, well carcass. What sounded were surrounded by shocks You didn't miss an opportunity of John to climb on the well and start giving its cps a thing that would have been a lovely gesture first, with half of its side already eaten off but sharks, some gesture from humanity to beleaguered while community, which has suffered so much. They slept whose arrows and harpoons about rageous fortune strongly japanese fishing fleet. That's the point you right, Besides, even while he was doing Andy, there were several tiger shocks and a great white shark, so a while, but he said he did not fail in danger, saying this. Dogs were too busy Ciampi on the, while some wasn't too bad, but unfortunately that was the dead. While the EU is something new glorious. King idiots

Maybe you know, as put in contexts Johnny, might be very opposed to it try and Prime Minister Tony Abbots, who food and on his way into a funeral this week thought my government is swinging Roy in court and unpleasant why countries into the pockets of mining conglomerates, Ma Cricket same absolutely horse by Pakistan. I'm going to serve a dead well in shock. Infested waters is the only logical step about this week. John have stood by his defence of coal, saying it is close, the foundation of Australia foreseeable future. This come came just he's after the United Nations Climate report called for urgent reduction in costs. A mission saw guess Jumping onto a rotting well, carcass was surrounded by shocks is not quite the stupidest thing an Australian has done this week. It does raise the prospect John Unexciting, new sport, the dead,

while surfing was surrounded by sharks. Amid the problem is making it fair, you gonna get a wild carcass of an equivalent level of decomposition make sure carcasses surrounded by sharks. Roughly four points on the daily hunger cycle cause. You want a fair competition, John Butts, whichever you package it, you can move pretty sure. An Australian is gonna win that competition has come in yet more exciting, dare Devil news just just over a week ago now think Google Executive, Alan Eustace broke Felix, bomb gardeners world record for highest ever parachute jump, he jumped from one and thirty five thousand feet spray. King Baumgartner record from two years ago, has reported exclusively on the bugle by over seven thousand feet now John a few alarm bells rang for me with a story, particularly the words Google eggs

negative. Now those words should normally followed by has broken the world altitude record for parachute jump by leaving from London thirty five thousand feet. Something is seriously wrong. I don't think that's what the two guys names, Alan Is this: what is it you John buses to me, Google, it negative, Baumgardner, fast man who will jump from talking anywhere at all, no one of those names are, the holding we record for highest ever jump, Johnny, non achievement by autumn Eustace. This is it tragedy for the concept of human, dare devil idiocy. Yes, I totally agree is not there Devil. Andy! He's a douche business to bring a devil to jump from space for no reason. Could not be something that you doing on the side of your age, which had been because you have nothing left in your life. You have no other ideas of what to do with your day.

Some months ago, certain that's compared the careers of these two men and work out who really should be holding this record as a child Alex Baumgartner dreamed about flying and skydiving and ninety ninety nine. He climbed the world record for the highest parachute jump from a building when you jump from the patrols towers in Kuala Lumpur in midnight Montes? Alan Eustace worked a binary code, instrumentation system that forms the basis for a wide variety of programme. Analysis and computer architecture analysis tools, while I think well no bomb on those ones. On twenty two, the law? Two thousand and three Felix Baumgartner became the first person to sky dive across the english channel. Using specially made carbon fiber wing into them. To Alan use This move to work at Google were here. It's worked. Our senior vice president of engineering to nail

only twelve December, two thousand and seven Felix Baumgarten became the first person to jump from the ninety first full observation. Deck of then told us completed building in the world Taipei one I won in Taiwan, Alan Eustace, currently serves a senior vice president of Google Knowledge departments you all and use this back. Yo yo To do that, you have started this record from a man who was dedicated his entire life to doing fucking stupid life endangering shades on you walk straight out of your tech sector office. Would you fancy chairs on your smiley faces and your wireless being shoes and trousers and shit like that when you ve been plucked out of thin balloon from twenty five miles without even might making much fuss about it? Hardly anyone knew is happening. Baumgartner streamed, law of any given the world that the chewed in unsavory might get up. Screw. You used ass, a slice of the concept of crazy logistical pipe dreams, there's a way like captives. Reaching the South Pole to find that it wasn't fellow

our explorer conqueror of the colds round islands and of Britain into, but that John D Rockefeller was sittin there inside a golden thermal power, drinking a martini haven't been carried them Scotland was specially trained penguins at two major on this is darker die for humanity, as if someone over the Sistine Chapel with a load of smaller faced emoticons it is. It is that by joining the tech industry has a lot to answer for Botz. All hope is not because Eustaces records, will hopefully be mercifully short, lived because the german self father of free flying they much more depth. Their devilishly named Olaf zips a veteran Almost twenty two thousand sky dives, a thirty five year veteran of jacket himself towards the surface of the earth from an end possible height, is set to become the us man to jump out of a rocket with the ultimate goal, of free flowing from one hundred kilometers above earth,

a record that will no doubt stand until fifty eight year old text active fun on STAR Trek to Nigel Drive, Folsom two hundred miles directly back to his desk that go for a walk in California. You satirist for heart or update thanks again to all the bugle who have come to such a higher. Without you, they would have been some rooms that were even more empty than the sum of the calamity rooms there have. There have been defined coming up, but this sir, this Saturday, the eighth of November, sulphates Lowry. On Sunday you might actually have to check for tickets. For that one. It is selling in a slightly unfolds. Manic Y know we concentrate on the Friday the Fourteenth less runs out of the fifteen than bristle on the twentieth. Folkestone, Shoreham older shots, twenty seven, twenty eight thirty southern in December Wimbledon on the third else,

the fourth running, almost sixty gala, closing knights of the torn a morsel recording, a dvd of the chapter on Centre in Cardiff on it, of December. All details about the God. If one on Saturday far dot com, I've had some some terrific Rico Yes and I join in milestone a guy off me did a bit of research on Slovenia and they had a general alike because he had a slovenian girlfriends who was visiting him that purely to see my show and I did a bit of research on Slovenia and they had a general election in July in MID July, and it was won by a party that have been set on the second of June, they were they won, they want a general election. So, two weeks later now that is punished. Each democracy. I think a America stuck with the same old arguments has been having for almost two hundred years. I think America does. Britain could certainly do with that depending on the type of party, so the new Prime minister

is Moreau. Sarah about plants at right and his party is cold, start Morocco, said or translated into English, the Otto of Marrow Sarah firstly, named political party. The slovenian lady of the king, said that's so you wanna selection from nowhere in Madeira. And apparently he's already deeply unpopular. Southern basically accelerate existing food is ago. Food chain live demonstrates a widow about three month period. What usually takes about two hundred years, fantastic super from Slovenia and the ruling party, which one, in twenty eleven Slovenia was checked out of power with a grand total of zero seats. That studies proper democracy in action, you tree on the sugar, a state has been nominated for tree of the year has been big news in the states. John, but the u tree on the sugar, a state has been

lighted for tree of the year. Why? That's amazing that that that quotation, exists tree. Of the year. That shows a natural competitiveness of a human sold or even making trees compete with each other this treaty is sir, the celebratory it, sir claims to be the widest tree in Britain with Seventy five major circumference that is one fat ass tree it will complain that most of the trees on the shore Lista very owls guest. There is really no substitute for experience when you're a tree but amend a catchy. Why are they not really encouraging the young trees of muslin gown, a shortlist and also some that big money, but chemical gardens of being ballgame? Its banks is expensive overseas trees. I think what is the point that competition in a racist? of the other trees of tree of the year How much are these trees gonna change by next year? Surely a decade,

At the very least, is all it, sir that's needed, but some I sincerely hope that we shall be. You doesn't win be wide, but it sets an absolute mess look and I reckon if it does when also there's match fixing under been absolute com. If a tree lie that wins, I can feel it coming can can. Can you feel it going she'll be alive. I can't fight it jumped weapon as a lawyer law, lovely ponds, entrees. Okay, now I don't approve this competition by the homepage this had a loads of hits this week on a white, so popular makes me sick or more pointless competition. I cannot imagine anyway. How can you judge between one tree and the others are like all the trees, but the funds of the shock, removing China might corner the other nominated treated worse by getting Beavis to nibble await its, but that would obviously be cheating. You have to trust integrity. The content without sort out these bonds is my pull their support for the competition, but so

Furthermore, John, who ice trace, he had a terrible job is to let you had a terrible accident when he fell out of a tree is a child's as recently as no arms. Because he's a journalist, yes, the right with his buttocks using his aspect. Also this testicles grafted onto his pacts as a result, the excellent leaving him with some sweet chestnuts, the embarrassing when he takes his top off on a hot summer day, though you should see the looks he gets cedar anyway. A strange What use are actually love playing Strategic Board Games was riding in animal feed is an absolute horse chestnut and, I think with them do you think your honour? Those were yet no so very hot in a cart and draft, a cue gardens to protect about free competition, but, just as we were passing an australian tree, this video on a motorbike try to have it I guess there isn't enough space, not our winner of oil, shouted eucalyptus so that's very expensive. To fix you well! Oh, are certainly fifty pounds I'll make sure that you pay up.

But you all will not you in the vice. I need a to calm down, take healthy anything rights, That's the officially Fijians thousand long walk through a eucalyptus joke. Now the initial laugh of Mandela's becoming so I just sought only sponsor feelings too strong a council press it. I went to this friend John, a year. This nasty genital condition, Murphy, so any large american traces is is, it is wangle, would swell up the sky. That would get really wrong. It have an uncontrollable involuntary erection, poor lad and its joint redwood.

Is everyone. Does it also have to live within the broad blue way to finish even catch John they're not gonna suffered it, not mister. Oliver doubt dump remained where he surnames, after the John DOE budgets for this week's beagle? Thank you. Almost everything I'll show you all my forthcoming forthcoming eggs, and we will hopefully you back next week with the bugle. Seven eight, Till then be loose to keep your emails coming into info at the Beagle bagasse come and check out this out by a jungle, dot com, slash the high. Google, and eminently there will be new lines of bugle, much being law including what might be the piece of March to end all pieces of much which, if it sells more than to consider

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