This is a podcast from the bugle podcast, don't com, bugle, Audio newspaper, a visual, and welcome to twenty fifteen yet another year, and I think that people coming on a bugle will, as I will be here, to chronicle every single moment as the council. The end of the third millennium pigs, rolling on still twilight. But still I manage oarsmen live in London. Enjoining lay from these citys on the Atlantic, wrote to me the man returned the big apple into a massive flag of cider squishing. It's his side, oppressive probing sides wipes ferment It's in the vat so veracity before presenting it to the world. In Sweden

oh bullshit form with wasted. Drink alliance. Pie needs John Oliver Day, buglers happy New year to one answer, most mostly all avenues of fifteen. Individually and collectively accessible to you so far, I was back in the UK. Holiday for weeks, during which time I play football I'm the I'm curious, which was a true festive delight, despite the fact that Malta I've always was not optimal. Regular standards are quickly so I will then go on to say modifying sandy. If you took polite, to play a game at its peak after getting orphanages, so flight last thing, the previous night, you get a similar performance. What I'm saying is: I'm a jet lag paralyse the raw molasses, that's a big, That's a big car that you know if you took probably off of a transatlantic flight the day before

and remove. Ninety percent of its central nervous system repeatedly smacks around the head with a frown, frying pan, the Mai. You're getting somewhere. That only was afraid the boilers pal. I must support what, when you bought you play like a seventy five year out. Our is an object display John. When criminals, it really objects. I'm now why was spots and knocking at random? It feels like a very much lucky back about looking around. We feel we can often about, but not as in so many of your own ply, loss or damage. It is true. If you collaret creches, got one hell of an age. You run around like a try. Athletes even tried swimming across the floor, a one point Wildwood would Chris it also. Your suggestion know normal passes found. So you is, if you can't read a book, don't go in the library, so

big old, two hundred and eighty three of the weak, ending the knights of January twenty fifty which means that tomorrow is the tenth of January fourteen on BC on this date, Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon. The river Celebrity River in ITALY, a move that kind We unmoved other phrased country there's a boundary that one's cross cannot be on crossed and on exactly the same day, two thousand and four these six years later, eight years ago today, my wife and I Rostov OWN personal Rubicon, by which I mean we had our first child. There is no going back once you ve done it absolutely going back and a week ago, John Matilda heading up towards the year Had he heights of turning eyes turned to me, will cause serious, look on her face and said daddy I think I'm getting a little bit too old for some of your jokes

and while the ominous at that time was always destined to come and live in many ways. I am thankful that it took so long to get there this day in seventeen, seventy six well tomorrow and the General Thomas Pine published common sense. If you listening Thomas updated version will be handle your message to lessen the hammered home to everyone on the planet. They re They discovered, unpublished, exit from the original common sense, including chapters entitled, watches wood, large spikes, don't urinate on crocodiles and a dozen downs of trembling funeral jobs, this week in two thousand and fifteen, hopefully this year will contain some happy in use, and last year is not locating get anywhere hold on a second. What the keys in Paris, so there's gonna be a little tricky as

The situation is fluid very depressing fluid as well, but on one side there were horrifying scenes in Paris. Is a pair of governmental gum. Do she's too drive them in the Maldives possible way, killed twelve people at the offices of Hence the magazine, Charlie, have dough killing a bunch of innocent people, because your offended by joke is a, opera is a mandate. Act of barbarism. Overcoat soon is almost cartoonish soon is almost cartoon, usually stoop. Perhaps we should first opened it back, explaining exactly what's Charlie Heaven, it is just in case you don't know unable to find out this week due to understandably throw or tv out of the window. Frustration when this story first started to break the satirical magazine is sleeping attacks before they were five bombed back in two thousand eleven November after it published a cartoon of the prophet Mohammed under the title Sharia have done so

nothing new. They also feature cartoon insulting Christians, Jews, politicians and even the British, although I can think what they could possibly find workable about us. The point is prison people off and ended. Signing them was very much waning, Charlie habit. Rise on data with AIDS or whatever the French for raising the matter I was born in nineteen, seventy fittingly froman, arguably offensive, but pretty good joke. They were too big news. Thence around that time. A massive forward, a discotheque which killed more than a hundred people and the death of former french present, General shells, the goal a magazine oh, how I carry led a tradition, making fun of articles death and the historical reaction to it with the headline bow, Logic ACT alone by more, which translates as tragic dance at Columbia. She was too goes home. One dead, pretty good joke. Pretty especially for nineteen seventy and where the bar of jokes was very low and very races lever

there was a scandal which lead to higher carry getting banned and the journalist employed there responded by setting up a new weekly paper, Charlie, have to fight for two decades to come, It is both entertaining infuriating people, and I get just to Wednesday with two maniacs and some guns and water Shitty Wednesday, it was yes answers from the case. The actions of a national minority of hyper from Adam chronic or religious filth? What might with ice? only extended middle finger of defiance as France on the rest of the World United Vulcan Terrorists John, it seems even in twenty five things still struggling with the public. Side of things say no closer to winning over the floating neutral of the media to Britain, not official Sir the case in America as well did come with some slightly odd mixed. Since today express their defiance of the terrorists by I not reprinting the cartoons in question and be publishing inside

the video footage of the terrorists, slang, a policeman and photographs of the blood stain, The crime scene or families rather make messages from all media are being sent out messages which included. You can look at this. It's too disgusting and high guys. Look at this. Really disgusting. Unaccented got confused over, which was opposed to be which one sections of the prevailing tide of global opinion. And Jim Chowdhury he's out of a lot of our time state side on Saturday at an article in the USA today website. Now he is one of Britain's goopiest quit I want them a man who must MIKE nineteen point. Nine percent of Muslims. Unbelievably frustrated because he is baffling wheeled out on news programmes with alarming regularity. Now even less about Islam than I do about Judaism, but I would imagine putting an Jim tragedy on telling to talk about it

equivalent of having a Gulf commentator who spends the whole day saying they, supplier, boys the laws of Gulf five on down infidel scam. You should be using a buggy dogs testicle. He would speak at best a very small minority of Gulf funds. At one of the biggest questions, the people try to run their arms around is why why would people do this Why would they kill innocent people over Khartoum, to which the answer is because their assholes and that basically, eight it's easy to over complicated a response to that soon and in doing so, people within their own beliefs or prejudice is to the motives but if you really boil it down the answer that Our souls really gets to the nub of the question that you're trying to ask, because it's a fair rules say if you EL someone from my here joke you are, and I also know what that Joe was or whether you like it over the joke was even particularly good or not. You are committing the active and also for a reason.

Entirely consistent with our salary. That is not to say that you cannot be offended by things many of the things that shall we have no published offended a lot of people. It's ok to be offended by things. In fact, it's absolutely inevitable. You'll be offended by things in this world, it's impossible not to let this is an offence if products, feeling is get hurt. That's the inherent design floor with feelings they make. You feel they knew. What you can do is kill people just as your offended by something that makes you a source that makes you Joe petty in good fellows. No one wants to be joke. Ass. She and good, fellows You have to also ask questions over the quite that the think the logic, the jolly have those got a well known magazine, but out of circulation alright of around thirty thousands in France in a reputation for being not entirely complementary towards the big celebs of global religion. Now YE gods. Yet Jesus is Urology Mohammed. She Moses, you know the thought Bum

one assumes of these thirty thousand fewer than thirty thousand, where Muslims and much fewer than thirty thousand were fundamentalist Muslims. These things tend to be quite easy to avoid. If you are sensitive about them, however, The avoidance has become significantly less easy now because stay, These terrorists have my Charlie, how blow at the moment, the most famous magazine in the Universe I don't know how many other potential second earth do you astronomers find this. Magazine as planning now to raise its print run from standard thirty thousand or sixty thousand read a couple different figures too, for next week's issue. One million make It boy sheer white of numbers. Thirty three thousand three hundred percent more offensive to the average fundamentalist Muslim. In fact, what they have done, John is taken a magazine, whither roughly equivalent circulation as the American Ship Review. I I

Eighteen, fifty nine for those you don't read it out as a specialist magazine about the state of Oregon and yeah yeah bossy, an iranian biweekly, persian language, computer Games magazine and with a significantly lower circulation than either the New Zealand gardener or Britain's simply knitting, and I sincerely hope, simply knitting. As a gesture of solidarity, runs with a crucial your own profit story on the front covenant Charlie only around five times higher speculation down the hall. First, it is an influential potato. Processing International magazine with whom I once had a job, What these terrorists of donors turned Godiva. Does that mean you had

an interview with a pathetic somebody, ASEAN. I would not good enough to give a job well, and I am glad you didn't think I need to be drawn publicize mortal now those who serve back in the happy days when I was looking for gainful employment, pushing a guest went from. You didn't get the job out. I did not. I don't think I conveyed the requisite level of enthusiasm for sub exiting articles about the the national data processing industry, albeit that's the latter on the potato processing internet. It is the global leader in the potato processing industry globally in terms of magazines put the brakes on the international year of you now I wouldn't have just been potato processing. International donor have also been working for Asia, Pacific Baker as well. So, let's not forget about it,

or a grand salary of believers, ten thousand pounds working in an industrial estate in closing their seven oaks and can't happy happy. Eyes. Now I have never been more delighted to receive a rejection letter, so am I sure do John. There is also the point is TAT, a magazine, Willis accusation of generating thirty, sixty thousand into the single highest profile magazine issue in the history of humanity, that's a counter productivity of the highest order. It's also a problem for the attack is in in general on a practical scale, this level of irritation, something so small good. If you that's good by a cartoon. You must be angry literally all the time, because you don't get murderously anger over cartoon and then not be murderously. Angry overlap, say: you'll take away pizza being killed. If, if you're gonna set the bar, of a killing vat low. You have to accept that

station of everything that is above that bar, if you're a terrorist, who is willing to kill someone for a joke, then went to train is cancelled and so start screaming and frustration. You do not get to say all come on might come down, it's just a train. Let's try to get this perspective, Shelly! No! You have to be into it. You can see You have to kill every train driver who was ever been liked to anything. That is just a fact there where's concern now in France about how some people may respond to this, because, to put it mildly, racism is very much a club. This, french politicians have an airbag or in their satchel, as they would put it. They Le Pen Family have a long poisonous history of inciting rice, Atra and as if to get ahead of that there were some interesting camp. Pains to try and raise people's belief. Humanity. In the aftermath of this horrible event, they just we jolly campaign, was instantly popular, as was annex

I mention these just we homage movement roughly the fact that one, the twelve people killed was forty. Two year old muslim policeman met Myra, bets short outside the jolly have no offices other responses. Of course, a little less measured here in Amerika Ex an essay director Michael Heighten was ass broadly on tv. How humanity might best be able to avoid future tragedies like this, a general question to a giant well, I was talking to you guys about twelve months ago about those massive amounts of method data. The annex I held in storage that meditated look all that scary this morning, and I wouldn't be surprised if the french services pick up a cell phones associated with the attack and ass. The Americans worthy seen these phones active globally of you, too, tremendous extends. This is not how you you little in another media, low point on CNN dont lemon was interviewing salon. If it

who is a prominent muslim human rights lawyer and senior editor at Islamic monthly. They were discussing islamic extremism. That was the stage upon which don't lemon was about to take a gigantic shit, because he then say it's Donovan too he's a guest in August. Sixteen percent of french citizens support ISIS. Would you describe those who support ISIS, as extremists. Do you support ices? Turkey's guest understandably responded white? Did you just ask? we have always supported ices, that's a fair response on the floor muslim human rights lawyer, because if you wondering whether your guest- I let me reiterate- muslim humor rights lawyer supports ISIS. The answer to that question: should we live in how you be introduced him many obligations have expressed their sorrow solidarity by reprinting, yet many that Charlie have dough

Itunes, obviously, where we're we're in audio publication. So so we come reprints. Those called bones, but we can do, is issue our own audio cartoon in response to the attacks. A man with a beard who may or may not be a profit? Bring a knot in my name, tee shirts, with an angry on his face terrorists tied up Ah Twenty fifteen prediction, sexual now AMS World twenty forgery, no stone suggested, has thankfully, draw off into the annals of history. Lotta cranky little shit Bogart. It was forty fifty as money for it has taken its place as not started to promisingly depressing It's a shitty cell to a year this it's a shitty as you say it is a bad start. Thea.

Thankfully there's a cricket well covered up. We woke up to coming out to distract solution. For our bugle predictions start with the oil John I know your massive found, the black stuff in twenty fourteen OPEC lost. Surprise massive Hall price soil on all, just fifty bucks about for all the crude all you can drink. That's fifty bucks, a parallel stocks last and afraid of friction to rising international tension. Monthly magazine, price last year, deflated like the hopes and dreams of accosted, idealistic teenage reading. His first copy, the daily mile down for over one hundred and ten dollars a barrel, still not bad. That's a lot of oil in the barrel and you can just pour out in exile, neighbours garden. Flying you to say hi buddy thing how many birds your site for having this on your long instead of innocent Europe inherit an annex

a barrel, the rolling down the hill and when drunk so you two hundred ten dollars a barrel. For me, it was a bit of a bargain, but this year it's out it just touched. Fifty dollars Are all ongoing jungle Mcchrystal bulls in the underpants of future histrionic one and say the oil is gonna, keep sliding down like a hip on a Bob's lead and by December we we'll be waking up to knock on the door on opening the fond of saudi Prince outside with a free free barrel of oil. Saying please, take it and have a tender for your troubles. John. What's your Urim, your protection oil. This year, moon, I think it's gonna be big. Empty, the engines and they re he's gonna be big on people's pelicans eat. You heard a here first, Russia. Now Russia, deletion, Aberdeen nation, acted like a proper silver. Much Fourteen started twenty fifteen in while a form it is listed in new legit listen, apparently transaction

and transgender people amongst those who will no longer qualify for any guesses? I know yet for driving licences to draw up a quarter, mental disorders that can now bar people from driving include fetishism voyeurism and submission ism, which Bosnia from dry but not evidently from being president, has a very important legal demarcation, but I guess It almost seem a little intolerant to ban of people who enjoy fetishism where is my an exhibition ism from driving pop They all saying goes. You cannot drive a car in a motorway seventy miles an hour whilst hawk tides, refrigerator with dominatrix dressed up as a John cucumber standing over you screaming who lives in the vegetable box. You cannot possibly help them. No shit that Moscow, Russia was looking through an industrial telescope, as you drive along through every single window, the nearest block of flats does, if you can spot a hot housewife doings of naked yoga and you can

negotiate. Your way through the tick. Tricky switch back mountain roads of the Caucasus if you're driving, along with your plums out of the window, shouting say hello to the dangled Douglas, is road safety simply has to come. First, I'm glad Russia has taken the lead on this. You might think that Bosnia, the legislation in the state, Russia, is in a moment a classic procrastination. Tactics sought out the small stuff to justify. Ignoring the massive looming deadlines. We ve all done it with all this. The catalogue, our socks and arrange Harpenden principles, nib thickness order before filling out. That's actually turn all before going to hospitals are bad that seven to reject out by specialist Russia. Deal with collapsing accordingly international per hour status at an absolute all, buckle of political corruption. I could all white first, let's stop transgender people from driving. After all, as Putin himself would almost certainly say that kind of is there a boy or a girl. They're gonna have trouble with left and right now. Someone fill me with my share of writing a horsey, oh yeah, so

my prediction, by under the edge on having Russia, will probably have got about over excited after it, Sir takeover of the Crimea and Ukraine and other at a proper Mexico. I think you could have Russians massing on the board had drawn a snake into its axis. What's your work protection for pooch India that she had gone well. I suppose, predictions of rural full Andy, that's! If Russia, the news in two thousand and fifteen as much two thousand fourteen world I think that the very fact that point if the news starts, we begin in Russia is an eminently anything good and Britain, of course, sweet woken up this year and election favour is once again gripping The nation may, the seventh. A general election now looming over the british public luck, deserts of shit, I scream on assent menu in a restaurant. We know is coming and we just

our best to enjoy the right casserole. Mind goes as best. We can it by a fascinating election John, the relationship between the british electorate and their politicians is roughly equivalent to that between a jam covered family, a picnic on some wasps. They do want to hear them, they sought to want to see them. I definitely do not want to give him the money order too. No parties are in a state of somewhere between complete and partial integration, the conservatives, the dominant coalition partners of ours economic recovery that looks good on paper if the ip or reading. It is either the daily telegraph or certificates and congratulations on being absolutely fucking minted for most other people. That people would be best flush down something Labour, rather hamstrung by a number of problems, not least that later that previous later and the later before that one, whilst we liberal Democrats are currently doing an Ernest Shackleton and getting stuck in the icy nether regions of the opinion polls, foreign stream long time attaching tribute to the great power explorer underhand only hundredth anniversary of significantly longer than planned Antarctica Expedition, adding to the.

How come you kept Papoose later nodules barrage. I've been mostly, For the last couple of months, since I became increasingly prominent, been playing a colleague of political hit, the mouse game in which you have that worker ass with a hammer when it pops up out of the boards are only set of heating and mice its shutting up. And the lunatic candidates his body has to choose, including this week himself. Some frightfully ill, aimed at best and at worst, totally terrific comments in the aftermath of the Paris Sir shootings thereof. So many balls in the air, John and the british public is, stand taking cover my prediction. I think could be heading for the first ever not percent turnout in a british general election and the queen will rightfully retake absolute power I don't think that would make this motion signal Secondly, happier under you, staunchest ally, Russell

although that was one of my predictions- that you suddenly start resemble Russell Square. A little more ado, Just you still get to vote or has not been correctly stripped away from you, since you are abandoned. Their motioning has reached old power has referred to. I from Britain have everything all elements of powers be taken out of pure spikes because of my men dying need to spend more than three weeks outside the country, including the power in year, you're ones, Marty left foot, but the evidence. Me I would call democracy coming gearing up in America for the twenty sixteen election, this being twenty. Fifty there's gonna be an absolute welter of of a build up. Action. You excited job we're, although it's it's so much starting Andy is never an election cycle is a true cycle in America to circle.

There's no startle ends to our thinking just goes round and round and round looking at the odds because, because emanates, it's not just a significant political event but, more importantly, a gambling opportunity as well. I d favorites. Hillary Clinton, five to four favorite, Chelsea Clinton, fifteen hundred to one might before it is too soon for chelles answer. Can favorites JEB Bush and I guess job You cannot say what the world needs right now is that surname on some very american headed notepaper at the sight, Clinton very Bush again, so Aren't you ninety two all over again, which can only mean David Gaga necessarily drop in England. Cricket came again bottom It does seem rather incestuous now american politics, nothing when looking at it think America should just be honest with itself joking around and take the monarchy back because what american politics has become is basically the British

oh family in the fifteenth century, but without the straightforward decency to actually assassinate each other without a real, spectacular, costumes, well anybody potential big move us from outside D, the favorites Michelle Obama listed at sixty six to one. With the six long knots, not not long David, David Letterman. I mean that interesting. Trusting time and can be coincidence, Derek G2 scholarly what the actual much but the New York vote plans for yourself, John I'm anomaly, Yosemite, not american mothers, and stop the lost girl, yet great big Muslim. That's me sure andy I'll just have to attack the constitution. There are those in America to think. I do that on a regular basis,

We set out a ringer tax action. They ve got new technology that can recreate Abraham, Lincoln S brain and uses an app to run governments or that man. That's one potential avenue for America to go down. Let's go that seventy two So let s have you early production companies, quite a long time to get on current condo Andy. If I engage in predicting the prototype got into biographer myself out of the window of my office, what Florian tie I'll find they probably not worth it, and maybe we oh for the I've gotta go, not least, citing constitution of this year in Britain is the advent of our three of the publication of these smash, its blockbuster Magna Carta Bit drawer. To read these days can be basically summed up as a bit about fishing and how to stop kings being pricks, like many things,

It has been quintessentially british, it is I covered in life, as an layers of historical bullshit and be English its initially words. What pretty well the magnet Magna Carta throughout two months before war broke out between naughty King John and his barons, at which I think was the working time of your HBO show initially was absent. King John Renowned is one of our worst ever kings. Here is a bad bad of you, John. This is from a monk. That's all writing instant opens black as is Hell King Johns since their makes it blacker still Zheng. That is one star, within ten years, only by a third of a Magna Carta was still being used and now they're, just three remaining clauses on the statute book include. Thing we will sell to no man either justice. All rights in others please, if your government on flood of the criminal justice system to road haulage companies. Thank you very much and the aid

anniversary celebrations, will be huge via just announced, a special series of enormous public confidence in which a singers does Coldplay Adele and bit ski snicker. Dick will sing specially commission songs, explaining the thirteenth century feudal system and weather you ve been allowed to plants of forest way or standing, not point eight of a millennium ago, so so much for two and twenty fifteen hours. I started up our ought to be honest, John other stage, our take. I thought out of ten year. I think What I want. Point five, I'm looking for a bit abounds back, but I'll take a three hour. Ten year this year for the World Bank, STAR thou Andy by five star suck a grand prix of Gonna hit the first corner well well. That is its for this week's bugle it sir! Well, it's been nice to be back.

The Bugle fat Dennis in those circumstances, yeah yeah, don't we put on as it allows, nor has it not been for weak Andy. There's always is. So if you are listening- and you are a terrorist, please throw them up- we'll be back next week, do check out a cloud page, sound cloud, dot, com, flash, the hive and this on your emails into info, the bugle podcast dot com, no further questions goodbye.