Audio newspaper for a visual world we lose on welcome to issue four thousand and twenty two, all of the bugle, the twenty century news, recording show, that's could so easily been lost forever on a load of papyrus scrolls. If it existed. Just a couple of short millennium ago shows with a fragile universe. This was made on these Altman H. Forty two, the forty six time, winner of Meyer of the Year award from International Self Aggrandizement monthly magazines. This is, we beginning Monday, the 27th of March twenty

seventeen and I'm here in London and joining me here in London. It is the king himself Elvis present sorry wrong. Intro that he's coming on is coming on my new podcast fake it and shake it and which two to fake their own deaths. Tell me by their favorite ingredients for a milkshake, a queen mother, goose, printer martyr, catch up with the filter. Now I need to find the right intro, not faking, shake it. It's not. The all new extreme across may show shut up and plant. That's my part about the new, silent gardening craze journeys into space real or some people legally park in their cars or other bugle their vehicle and joining me here this one in London. It's a man who puts the after into our bloody hope. He makes us laugh today. It's Miss Kumar, hello. How do you love you, how you I'm alright, I mean

starting the introduction by suggesting that I was going to be Elvis. It was a five to me is possibly one of the worst cases on on. This is a really hot expectation of hot to the. How to replace Miranda Hall at a charity gig very disappointing for a lot of the audience very disappointed date. Well, you could argue midwifery these days. It's not used available. Okay, you know made with Freezy gonna keep you handed well, that's well, quick off the one five one one one I like I get out so either right outside your a one hit wonder of midway? The Babylon Zoo of Midwifery is the bill for the week beginning on the 27th of March, this day in nineteen. Seventy one was the first ever international rugby match. Scott. Versus England in Edinburgh, the time it was thought to be just a standard, often in fights, but it later turned out to have been a rugby match. I'm

on the 26th of March, one thousand four hundred and eighty four William Caxton, the printing press printed, is translation of Aesop's fables. Are you stop found. Nish huggie sub fan made absolutely huge lover fable, well more than six hundred and fifty fables by the ancient Greek, thirty five timer. Now just of the year and in captions. First English edition included lesser known fable, such as the woman, the lawn mower, the moral of that story being stay on the ground at all costs the first in the face moral, carefully side who your site, so you are, the two oldest, might have part two, the sequel, the moral of just quit, while your ahead and this up in in the sausage, the moral of which is the makers of Amat Times not without adequate lighting, as always A section of the vehicle is going straight in the bend. This week I use southern hemisphere. Special section, yeah Cupid exclude

Look at one of the world's greatest ever have an unusual recycling. The what you brief with with this, with the help of this global, a just the of Google for pull up in the India Australia Ok, alright! Ok, I think I think, I'm just feeling very loyal to the northern hemisphere in the home. Well, it's touch and go with the fire. Climactic final test coming up this week will have exclusive coverage on it in the next few will no doubt Sometimes, for section I mean, is one of the world's great hymns for his and coincidently all I'm. To the southern hemisphere this on Sunday to watch my career go the other way down the plug.

Well, I am by Albany's, okay written me off very quickly. This is a what is truth. We will My mobile in the International Comedy Festival show begins L first night as running to the twenty third of April, like you will shows on the sixteenth and twenty third line ups to be announced only days before the performances then Sydney, the twenty fourth of twenty seven open to an agent or not finishing up in Wellington. On the thirty thousand new thanks and the first of my. So what a coincidence that that section, section the better than a southern hemisphere section, a we look at the Tropic of Capricorn the celebrity line around the southern hemisphere, marking, of course, the Subsolar point of the December solstice. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that does it future in the internet age. Well,

Kelly, renowned, latitudinal circle to just I run of in full. The Youtube and Snapchat generation would have to move from its current twenty three point, four degree south location and might be dropping a weekly lawn instead of a strike. One with thirty three percent of the world's land, but only eleven percent of the world's people. We ask. Is it time for the southern hemisphere get its ass in gear and make yourself more habitable? Why should Europe have to have so many more people than the Aticama desert in Chile? Is that justice and we ask where the Richard Branson's proposed new southern continents of virgin ticker will help the globe catch up with the top off. In terms of now Nobel laureates will Snooker Champions produced and nuclear weapons owned, plus I'm so sick. Is the South pole comes in in the nineteen thirties hoax. No, but if it was what would we have a sacred right and moral duty to eight penguins alive in Smith, a fascist blood on our faces to make a point? You called size stuff like that, and he will because

Donald Trump is like the I'm told to get is a dos, the Oscar he it's gonna, be a whole, read it so before all the black of the idle covered all the podcast, because also can I just say id you say the word snapchat is one of the most unusual sites. It was like seeing a dog play. The piano thanks come up with I think I'm just jealous, because I'm not. This is my first year without a southern hemisphere visit right. I have nothing to get take my annual trip list of the names, but not bid for the last couple years to Melba do sailor. I think I'm going to think I'm going to miss it to breed done years. A fly self is not of a program about Nisha how how Wildlife Channel anyway channel anyway,

It only about sessions in the in the a little of his around of top story this week. Terrorists Us still? Yes, that's what we've had that confirmed for us here in London once again, yes, but I cannot win and all this is proof that they cannot win the under sweet bugle. We have a brown man with a beard and someone for can't we we will. We will not change our way of life, I'll leave you to get it one is which well, I will I other brother with a bit. He went to school in Kent, so I'm I'm really in the danger zone, surround this building now Andy there's another terrorist attack this week, which I'm sure vehicles roll away are all of them in the media sort of off the mouth of the attack, there's a huge amount of speculation as to where this mom is from and who

was he was he was a complete honey. Everyone would just prefer if every so often the Khloe still it with you Edward saying, ladies and gentleman tonight, a complete has done something completely. I would be nice to have that level of of almost eight, because it was described as an attack on democracy, which is, I think, the following it with a purpose, it simply does not deserve. I don't as a tax on democracy. Go it was about as effective as throwing an egg an oil tanker in protest against the concept of things floating or tennis. I'm I wasn't talking all values: either is London, as as british people as your peons as northern Hemisphere, khels as humans, or send beings of the universe. A will simply, as you say, being an idiotic mother

for no other reason or purpose in looks will be, as I believe, the first draft of Theresa may's speech to help hold it down. It's been an interesting choice for her to have Tarantino punch up. Some of her speech is the man's name is Khaled Masud he's fifty two years old and at the moment reports are that he was formally known as Adrian Russell a gel and born in Kent. Just raise a very important question. Nish, I'm not a should we blow up cat well thinking whole with us. You know of a hostile remarks ready. Will it people gold Adrian from Kenya, wanting that's the reaction. I want all odalisque. How can we stop as a nation, we have to look very seriously how we stop local Adrian from can coming to miss hello it much. It might be provocative to suggest that someone is gonna have to look up in order, and they are I'm at the moment. Isis S

the nicest channels or cells, are claiming responsibility for the attack. At this point I mean king, easy. Being ISIS is soaking easy. All you have to do is just kick back. Some nut case does some absolutely insane and you just go yeah that us and I've decided if you, will join it. I mean just to be clear, it security services listening. It may not a that completely metaphorical sense and have no plans to join us. Well, I am going to start claiming credit for other. Can Indians word, I'm claiming credit for every single episode of the bugle, even the ones that I wasn't in. I'm also claiming credit for Johns HBO show and I've absolutely claiming credit for Seinfeld Series, one to seven. That was all main kumar out. I've also claiming credit for Monique's Oscar for best supporting actress with the pressures that main I did it.

I don't like ISIS, I mean steady on sulfur and I'm just going to drop the mic on that one slide being with Lenny Bruce himself already already a lot them already- and I walked cannot come understand this- they can. What, while still doing this doesn't make sense to me. This is a not completely pointless and unwinnable my school when we play into House Rugby matches show if you want to email me intrigued from where this is going. If you go to one thirty nailed down yet then the referee struck teacher would just end the game. It was not affect contest, oh shit, on the current score, but I would say, are losing by about forty five thousand to twelve they've landed a couple of speculative drop goals, but in the grand scheme of things that but just give up, surely would what is the fucking point? So I don't know why

anyone has a put it to them with those steroids. Well, I'm putting it to them. Now we know they're listening, I would say in the evening they they know the email address for the shelf, hello those were taking the fight. I said on at a time anyway. This is the black flag rental charge from around the world here to civic late America, all the events that led to and they've that the that is with a lot of talk that London as well let walking around looking confused. Hence

and an upset mail? Well, I would say is yes that is true, but I saw how long does look feel of channels old. I'm. The only time we have not looked confused. Ups was ill. Confused upset odds that kids concerned the only time as not been the case was during the London Olympics yeah. That was the other side yeah. Absolutely the only tough. The reason of road looks depressed, as we the rain is so hard. I mean you'd walk around looking kid said to if you paid a thousand pounds a month for a box room out the back of a kebab shell and also the other thing, is that as much as I did you know I'm always very concerned about comes to threat. Terrorism is something that we just live with. We are also more concerned about how we're going to get home of an evening and if you really want to scale under those terrorist attack and not the words to use the word,

to use our rail replacement service. That is really how you scare the people at the c, and I guarantee you that most of London is when they saw that news will have not thought. Oh, my god, our cities under siege. They would have thought. Let me go, transport for London website and see how I'm going to get home tonight, Casey Hopkins, the oh God, I'll, get journalist things professional. Also, we'll go with that. Have you also is the full yeah GM, as is her one squeeze some lemon into the the bleeding are bowl of this tragedy. I'm with the tweets thanks, I think, cons addressing the London Mashadi cone if you all, pending some naff missive about proud city, standing together, united by Shad Valley

who's think again, some now sure enough. Saticon did shortly after that issue a message along those lines. I mean naff What is Haltom original in Matt's, I mean I mean Churchill, with his hackneyed old. We shall never surrender, stick boring Winston Boring heard it, originality but if in a message like from air or the prime minister or I was not thinking,

as a love that brought, I hope, the mag. It's a bit creatively all incoming walkie off the wall to be completely unexpected Lucas on about dot plug. That is on the move. It was so yeah it was. It was a depressing aspect, very dispiriting of it very despair. Take that Katie Hopkins, I'm Nigel for Aj Soul, a terrorist attack happened, soul people, certainly at Bob. What is clearly subs very quickly the people that died, and they did what any good patriot would do. They immediately gave an interview to Fox NEWS: that's what all patriots do Andy, that's what Churchill would have done. Very few people know that the we will fight them on the beaches. Speech was originally an interview with Sean Hannity, Tommy Robinson and now he is he's the Ex leader of the ship. Bro

All right, vs sold English Defence League full. Yes, he he. To the actual scene of the tragedy to squirt his boil uhm, and That's how we laughed at thing to do as well. Isn't it yeah very odd to see it terrorist incident and think it'll get there get the flip cam? I get there and be a real, exactly Tommy Robinson, because there's so many incredible stories stories coming out of people rushing in to help out with the attack, including conservative MP, to buy, sell what, if you were a perform, CPR worked hard to save the life of the place of as a one, fortunately inside the fact that there are all these positive stories and in amongst all of that you have to deal with Tommy Robinson and his own personal. Brand of asshole a re running in not to help, but to shout about immigration is just fucking ridiculous. As a Londoner, let me just say

he will okay, a whole kids and got hisself Tubby Robinson you enormous, okay, Hawkins was accused in a one off the right of of hating London. I think that's a bit unfair I think she just hates the universe we should single out London, for it is battling for people who bang on about how much they hate ISIS Give But we know what are the stated aims of the organization. Slash repository for is to drive a wedge between. You know, Audrey Muslims and the countries. They are living in. Why? If you hey ISIS, so much, are you then directly contributing to that and what I would say? is Katie Hopkins in ISIS is the question we it's now ask which is never explicitly denied it. This is a bugle exclusive anyway,

and also that this idea that we were afraid- which I think was the folks at london- is a city, that's afraid of words along and we're not afraid in London we were just pissed off sad and bored frankly of what I believe terrorism. Academics called technically quotes. This kind of pointless shit Let's get some of the some of the media reporting around this particular incident has not been ideal. I think it's that to say ugly, voyeuristic from yeah, supposedly voyeuristic, sometimes because Channel four news had to issue an apology in a retraction because they stated that the name of the attacker find called Abu is a now. Fortunately, Abu Izzadeen is currently in prison

apple. Sadly, unable to have carried out a major terrorist attack, the BBC is then reported on a tube sign which sometimes at tube stations. The stuff will write little motivational messages and there was one about how the people have written- won't be cowed by this, but it turned out to be fake and turned out to be the result of software. That's available online for you to just fake up one of these, but I still didn't stop being reported on by the news and then discussed in the houses of parliament and just this morning, the daily mail- has now blamed the whole thing on Google and Harley is Googles fault, and you know, without wishing to

status of the organization. I issue the inference of the whole. Please is this: never would have happened if we used good bridge a search engine would be no terrorism. If we all just also g, I was in the I actually saw, as he came face to face with Nigel for us exam. Nobody Wally Fox NEWS, a talking to him. I don't know, there's american, because all they might be confused as to who Nigel for all ages he's. Basically, the leader of a party is basically the exley a party that has one seat in the House of Commons so why he is an authority on anything is absolutely beyond me by so him going into the BBC, and I've never see him before and uh know how I would feel when I saw him- and I just got so angry- and I was just looking at him thinking- q you've ruined my country. What are you doing at the baby,

see right and then I love you an error that I'm like yeah I went in and my friend was in there and I told him what happened and he said you do toys that he was probably looking at you thinking exactly right. Thank you. You doing here. You ruin my fucking country also. I was wearing a jumper from from and amp, but you have essays called the good immigrant. So all in all, I'm pretty sure it was exactly what night of rush things goes on BBC and now on the bugle. It is time for the trumpet which I'm finding it hard to keep up with all the Trump related events in America part. I think I reach saturation points about thirty seconds into the inauguration speech

topping enough for food. All I have to raise american college. You just life to get. It looks the point so the with the whole, what topping dori? Yes, I'm not a! Let me yeah, even as a Pulitzer Prize Winning journalist, of not being able over all over this. I'm at the you've learned nothing from all this time you spend watching mode and gentle as it's still about with the you know, and I think it's about whether you can quickly say something unfolded opinion without any facts. I think not start a relevant point because to me doesn't really matter whether or not Donald Trump was wiretapped even think he might've been wiretapped. Is that not enough? No, But the point is that actually the point is not stand, but we live in a world of perceptions nish and if someone as powerful as Donald Trump going to think he's been wired, That means that any of us and think we've been wiretapped and that that terrify is me to the core of my being

what the FBI or the CIA or the MLB, the only lbw, potentially on private conversations with my wife about changing batting positions- and we keep is over the course of test match history. If they could be doing that, it could be any of you next boob, you idiots wake up. If you want to be able to sleep at night, yeah, sheeple, first Trump, then Maine next you could be thinking even watch out. That is a horrific road to be going to. It is a bold decision to do so. Many jokes about american policy. The involve cricket. References just want to build those bridges yeah I did the Trump presidency. I my feeling about the whole thing is Donald Trump becoming. President of America is a bit like when George

Lucy, because I bought mine road that no one can really figure out how it happened. The whole thing is still turned into a call to the mess on. The inexplicably involves a huge amount of with Arnold Schwarzenegger. The trunk out plays this lurching from scandal to scandal like a drunk man on his way home, trying to find an open chicken shop at joke, Beagle is maybe based on personal experience from the author, so yeah this week, we've got more allegations. What's happening. Mall, how House Republicans cutting food into building the tribes substantiate the one topping allegations more instances of Trump refusing to retract all substantiate the what's up Ya'Ll occasions in the middle of all of this Trump's take connections to Russia. I've come under more scrutiny and, like I

think of me by my friends, racist grandmother. Nothing about it looks good is also based, on personal experience, It may well be Andrew. Do you have a picture of that painting? So we could maybe Sheryl Lee Google social media feet by suspect buglers could probably knock on We may be inviting trouble. This is gonna play in the look on his face as a matter of everybody paid admission phase. Still he says now: racist biting the vehicle. A well addresses about just like an absolute filed. The guys like look at aft of another, and you will still getting bloody dating, saw a miles how how desperate of these falls.

So the the Russell allegations only know the moment is the F B, like have officially announced that they are investigating Trump's connections to Russia. I'm aware that he may have had knowledge of russian interference in the two thousand six. See election right and this sort of more more information coming out constantly about various people associated with the Trump campaign and slightly spicy associations with Russia, Paul Manafort, who was Trump's campaign manager until August two thousand and sixteen he actually left his job when a secret ledger was discovered, suggesting that he'd received twelve point, seven million dollars between two thousand and seven and two thousand and twelve from Ukraine's former president who's very pro Russia and there's more evidence emerged.

This week that bountiful had been paid as recent as two thousand nine by russian oligarch to lobby on behalf of the Kremlin. It's not cry, and they that's really it's it's stocking up. Yes, that that does that does not smell, especially fragrance unless you have to be doing one of relating washed, but the thing is they constantly saying that there's no actual, you know so far. They reason actually any evidence this come out. You have connections to russian campaign. The only interesting thing I think is: why do all of these people keep lying about it? Like Jeff sessions, who Underoath said that he had no contact which turned out to be a complete lie? Either there has been collusion between the Trump campaign or Russia, or all of Donald Trump staff members are having affairs with Russian. Women can only be one of those two things. Could it be both I mean the bug seems quite likely. I've got a car

because I've said before? Certainly I don't have said on this shelter- and he said it in stand up that- I believe America, because the nation that shape so much of the world that the only people who should be to vote in american elections are people from anywhere other than the United States. Maybe this was just some kind of trial scheme. So let rush to have its rightful say before then rolling it out for the rest of the world in twenty twenty. Let's look at the positives. Also, I'm not sure Trump is going to lose a lot of what will trump last until two thousand and twenty sure it's looking increasingly unlikely just because at his current rates of practice, Trump's golf will improved to the level where he can join the Pga tour as a solid professional ranks between eighty and one hundred and twenty in the world within six months I'm sure he will jettison the present president. At that point, surely

you more money as a jobbing tool, player and he's all about the dollar might be about to impeach himself to join the preachy currently looks about as unhealthy as low income. Americans will be if it gets passed into law. It's not looking good. It's not looking good for him. They've delayed the vote as we record amidst allegations that he doesn't have the votes. Even on the republican side, add to get the bill passed and there was that we're also seeing absolutely extraordinary pictures of a panel of the optimistically named freedom call, because who are discussing riffles affecting pregnancy, our maternity care for twenty five people in that room, not a single woman, not a

single woman. The discussion women's healthcare has turned out to be quite the sausage fest. I'm looking at this pics and I'll be honest with you. In terms of the gender ratio, it's looking like pictures from my six but I mean I would say this key difference right Why is very different? I'm not understand the american Health goodbye fully because well that's impossible for anyone who's, not both. I american and be an illness in diets, high tolerance for bullshit. Well, any shoes, member computers have opened up to this role, but up disk, if it policies this could be the we went from freeze the ordinary American to needlessly dive curable diseases without the metropolitan late. In the fight news me to try to keep most visually allowed, that seems to be well well. This is about yeah. I could be wrong yeah, it's one in the life of political correctness.

I think that seems to be the terms of the device big phrased it We talked a bit about hit. Will this indeed last week- and I mean That'S- that is a kind of hair that usually ends up in a courtroom doc in the Hague. Nothing everything calmly, I'm sure how we must do it himself 'cause. I can't really imagine even someone like him. And I am at the loop when it comes to her other think. Either of us are in the loop when it comes to her and it was not paid for a haircut in a year, beginning with two October You know- and that was the last time what happened that made you

did not return to addresses are well. There was a one occasion which I asked my wife whether she would cut my hair for me, and this is your life, the professional criminal barrister, yes She said yes and that's the most exciting ever been when she answered still, and so since then, she's she's, doubled up was mired experts, that's why I've stayed rather a cutting edge of a fearing oppression. It is this over la big trend. It does suggest that people sort of like girl filters is, navigate to her salad. To take listen. Give me the full I

but how is he would you? Like? Mister builders was trending at the moment. Well, you could go for a high fade with a loose Pompidou full shot at the soldier. The crow fringed might be even a type of fight with on the cuts are not really sure about any of them could. Just uh, give me something that makes me look like. I would quite happily commit genocide. Certainly, sir, would you like something for the weekend? Only if that's something is an immigrant to despite sublime was the Netherlands is coming sixth on the latest chart of the world's happiest nations? Oh god, oh yeah. I forgot that this is coming out this week. Yes, um it's well, it's got UK up all places to 19th all well, I mean last breaks in it that breaks it or is it I've started googling? It could be that

couple of things that happened as I've said it once and I'll say it again. Where's my fucking night I think, the thing with Britain. We do to go up and down on this, and that is the Becaus mentally as a nation. We only, happy when we're miserable. So every time we drop down the rankings that makes us happier and that pushes up back up the rankings. We don't know that we then slipped down the rankings. Again absolutely boost is like a philosophical, quandary, Amare, you're still doing alright down one place to 14th, which is pretty impressive, given given the amount of strops there, but does not reflect well on the one hundred and thirty six countries below them in Canada, seventh uh. Who does a re me on some? It is a hundred and fifty five countries listed in this year's rankings. Yeah, Syria hundred and fifty second fourth lost. Not not lost, how is Syria wow that does

also a lot for Tanzania, Burundi and the Central Africa. Oh my god, I'm sure the traditional all african balsam, nine am dear Africa. Oops, sorry love Europe, so, but tragically is the closest thing to Africa has come to a genuine apology from the effort of the will for the last, the big movers before we get to the the exciting shots opus of? U, I e ups, seven to 21st. Only a couple places behind you 'cause, I'm guessing they might not a factor in all the slaves on the building sites or one one hundred percent of the traffic prostitutes. Some earlier yeah you're right. They did not get a look at Somalia down seventeen to ninety three, how the quiz Somalia in the top eighty last year, then is way down. Thirty eight places to eighty seconds: that's not looking good for Mister Mister, Madora

TOP ten in reverse order, Sweden in tenth Austria, New Zealand, two countries, that's in April, become significantly happier when I go there to do. My stand up, show can sales and is autumn dot co dot. Uk could I just also say that in the end they're talking about, I did stand up shows in both Australia and New Zealand I'll come southern hemisphere. Seventh, Canada, six, Netherlands, Finland is set up in Canada as well. My can mailing this. You have to organize a tour to the central African Republic, an issue. Oh it's to humanity, it's time for me to bite the bullet and head they see Ar Switzerland down one to fifth, but that might not be factoring in Roger Federer, Sensational full this year. I don't know when they measured it, because you have thoughts, will move back on softer Federer backing up. Is australian australian and indian wells like if he keeps it going. I reckon Switzerland will be. Switzerland could turn into the sort of

Manchester, United in the 90s or the happiness index there might, I might get so happy that they give some of the gold back. Then well well. Well, let's see crazy. Randy is not happy. Fourth, Iceland. Third you're welcome. I Slint glad that football, it meant so much to you denma second and up three to First Norway good, but no like how many is a strong showing from Scandinavia and Scandinavia is really bringing the heat yeah bring a lot of happiness to the world? So what are all those countries have in common those top ten uh? Well, you must stand up appearances apart from fearing entertaining the masses. Well, there all pretty well off sure, and also there are countries where basically, nothing ever happens.

I'm not sure this is a recipe for the world, just the going on happy people. It did that I mean first of all with this. They. This is the world happiness report, but it's a it's an official thing, this produced by the United Nation. So let's just get this out of the way. I think we could all agree. Tremendous use absolutely so pleased that the you and I'm so glad, there's nothing else of any, it's happening in the world that the UN has time to devote a whole king department to a world happiness report. N Korea, not list other gilding, although through the happiest country, the universe evidently is the happy to go through that. Do you have it, but they said, apparently, with the the the great big there was a big gap between the top full and the rest of the table. Ross jesting DOT the well Happiness report is basically the Premier LI and, while we now need is for some,

russian billionaire to invest heavily in somewhere like Burundi Manchester City style, Smoove completely upended at the What we need is a real sort of plucky outsider. You know, like you, sort of I don't know like you Mozambique's or you Iroquois's, just a surge back in like Lester did last season. Write. What I'm saying is Burundi should look into electing Claudio Ranieri's President the UK, breaking apart, like an artistically conflicted, 1960's rock rock. Now I said last week talk about scottish independence issue is being superseded by event in London on the show, as indeed else in fact, parliament, was interrupted at all right yeah. Yet that divides us into up to the news in the heck. They suspended the divide, I'm I'm dumb yeah. It could be

I'm just when you thought you had all the referendums were going to stomach for a lifetime. Referendums could be back. Basically, the situation is Theresa, May is determined. Lee Thelma ring this country towards a stonking, hard Brexit and Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is not running Louise UK toward sketch it either way we're stuck in the tide up in the back of a car waiting for the impact. Yeah. That's right,

okay has breaks, it did the E. U now it may be about to break state itself, yeah right now I come here. Well, that's the autumn. They cancel each other out from school. To is just it's absolutely great news for everyone who is a flat and all of pointlessly divisive referee. I think it is. I have a huge rise above the full. You know, regardless of what your feelings are, the snp was elected on a platform saying we would have a second referendum if there was a major cause, it used judge so yeah, I guess breaks, it does qualify as the op, but was now going to happen. Is it to raise money is about to go on a tool of wiles, Northern Ireland and Scotland, where she's basically gonna tell

of them that they need to think very carefully about making a decision like this, because it could have serious economic ramifications. So I see you, this is going to be her Paul, calling the kettle black tool. Yes. Well, she did say she can express at least warm skull. And it would be ridiculous to leave their biggest trading partner and without collapsing in fits of hysterics and giggling for a week One person that in a little ways- and so now it's gonna- be instructed to see how things pan out outside the e? U- which I didn't want to be before this. I and again, whether to leave the UK, which I didn't want to do and try to rejoin the EU. But they didn't want to leave

always so it'll, be, I don't think they'll just both transcendentally meditate until they exist on a higher plane of consciousness and can leave such earthly matters behind. I think that is the ultimate goal. Now now All I possibly distressing lack of sports. The south african city, is pulled out of hosting the twenty twenty two commonwealth games on the grounds that it quotes. We ask the hosting pointers relic of empire the targets that shit. Sorry I read that wrong because it cannot justify the expenditure needed to host a prestigious international sporting events that keeps the historic little bonds alive between the womb of her majesty herself and all the children of her soul,

so I mean this is a raise questions for the huge, the future the Commonwealth games. Next absolutely huge to the cult of games or to give them the full title. The dog olympic I currently is harmless for is twenty twenty two eight caught. I should because debit, as so suddenly realized that it doesn't have the capacity to spend the money needs on the infrastructure to the gods. Upset Liverpool in Birmingham A stepped into the breach. Right, I might be suffering, will be much less exhaust into a compliment. Snap snap, I'm gonna serve, it doesn't attending sufferings in a criminal comes out. Well, it's a set leads not going to be if it adds up it, but I'm not I'm just about to pull up a pool in the bullring, but it got this good

beyond the Commonwealth Games or seen event close to everyone's heart. The Olympics is also struggling to find a house cities there's only two left bidding for two thousand and twenty four wow Paris and LOS Angeles. So in terms of opening ceremonies were looking at giant baguettes or more jetpacks, one thousand nine hundred and eighty. I don't talk about this. This is before you where you were born and when were you born eighty five, eight thousand five hundred and eighty four limp. Gonna jetpack flow to the stadium sensational, greatest moment in human civilization, still no jetpacks that I'm going to have to immediately take issue with that. I'm going to go to another opening ceremony from what event held in America. I'd go. Diana Ross, misses a penalty to start the USA Knife or welcome

she had one job. I think I'm in dire also sending more reflective of the human condition of inevitable failure rather than a man on a jetpack. I guess a dream that could never chief, the two sides of the american trade I mean the whole concept of the colored wealth is a little bit spicy, essentially people that we used to love the way now forcing to hang out with us. The code both could start to become incredibly important, because some of these, the brakes it is Jack, is that the Commonwealth will look on us sort of favorably for try deals. Was it left the European Union? I thought his. Ubald play. Roar. Everyone deserves a second chance with changed. I was broke, still love you It's not like. We used complicated trade agreements to own you in the photo. Now that is exactly what happens. I do apologize

people now and the head of the worried about this afternoon. Season. Nation: hey: are you a bull found, but although a bullfight runabove of I've, yet to it is to to me it's just parks round is on the right hello. This is the part around as well. I do remember the lost bicycle section. I was privy to all the people. So I am on tenterhooks. Well, we're looking at some of the hotly tipped young stars bubbling under ahead of the new season in the previously undiscovered quadruple, a leagues, including one. If you put in your fantasy teams together to lookout for mulch clowns going to impress at third place for the Bakersfield MAPS after in Picton 25th and final round of the draft, he was in fact working as a cleaner and the draft venue when the Baps saw him hit for federal for a window with a broomstick. I thought something to work on their hurdles Mclaughlin. He of course had three hundred and twenty eight in the supermax prison league for the Jefferson Jailbirds,

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okay and so on, on, both of which are the most of the didn't quite make the edit that emotional? It's has absolutely I'm like Bob Dylan lies this. The stuff luddite releases of the most interesting am like look prisoners in China, I'm Was it a lot yeah so well that a week of nicer than in two weeks, I'll, be Australia recording with Mister Tom Balance, the latest addition to the usual stable the week off that I have Alice Fraser. And Semi Shaw. As I said, that is the life you lived on, the sixteenth and twenty third, you can buy tickets for those on the internet and line is to be announced near the time. Nish I'll see you in May yeah I'll, be I'll, be back you'll, be doing what I normally do between vehicles and going into a hibernation pod keep myself city

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