Hey Andy. I did yeah fine thought phantom. welcome, welcome to Australia. The surprise surprise to see you yeah alive, well, you D tried, kill me often upside two hundred and the four I welcome welcome to Australia apart What did you come here but Bert, not least on goods, because it came about your very far? Not in fact have this one way ticket to a tropical hellhole, yes welcome. Welcome so yeah he's a good guy says they become organ Cameron of how these fine good Barack Obama has grown up. Yes, he's he's. What with where have you been? look. Well, we just ass John hate. You haven't, I did in others I've got a job of vertical explain this Have you done well, you ve turned to John at least curse. You can have a busy job Chris

You ever find him as well, not just moved hemisphere, temporary I was gonna. Do we start the show the Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world. love. You are welcome to issue four thousand and twenty three of the Bugle audio newspaper for this. Remorselessly visual world, the long dead audio canary for today's nonexistent political coal mine, I am Andy's Osman. report things you lie from one of the world's lesser known hemisphere is the southern hemisphere from a in fact and equal rights city of Melbourne, which is in fact only slightly older than this broad and joining me for this Truly historic, bugle mocking yet another step in the history of broadcasting,

Not one not to not free, but to call security needs to two guests: co hosts both on people I view some say: that's bad selection. I say if it good enough you're old enough. Firstly, I must play spot. The one biographical line, introduction from Australia is canadian radio host tv, political discussing show, anchor and former stump double stand in for the character of Theodore in the open in the chip. Monks movie for Tom Balance than ever as we have all. I really welcome, woke magazine played a bigger than forecast that was described here that I, when you're being introduced as the highest selling pod customer words, yes rarely sales of either. If, yes, then, for a big windfall after this, you Jerry was that was news to everyone, financial and I am prepared to let let's spread let its tentacles take. and from Ireland's safe, even get the London. Also it is comedian. Keyboard Wagner, author professional

I'm aficionado and winner of the? U and golden Break Puddle award for road safety developments for his invent, the holographic roadkill ghost is dying. o dog sue. I can't play the keyboard. It's great to be. Thank you very much and they learn. Last. You asked me it's great to have you go back a very long way, we'll just discussing before pressing the plan record button simultaneously. As of belief Tom does here we did it: a new acts competition eighteen years ago and nine dean. Ninety nine Jimmy Car who is now is, is a gas fitter? Isn't it but our beliefs are thinking for but generally have gone into business together, footing fitting gas. Delighted, you ve got me. Finally, a straight white man beyond the fog cast: yes menaces you're the year, the first since John Oliver They were to strike white man. I mean it's just

that's a perspective that often overlooks you know a lot of the time. I want to know what to stray white man think about their the up in his own, there was ignored paper or something with a great silenced minority. When will we have also the way the world works? You both disgusts me each of our an abomination. God it's good debate. Also join us, as you may have heard my introduction. in a development that my intrigue long term vehicles is a man reportedly was that transport were greatly exaggerated and by exaggerated I mean obviously made up back from the the outer twiddling the buttons and blooming of lakes once more Autonomy from the first three years of the beautiful. It is x, Google, outsold hello.

parity of your new listeners. We know who the hell I'm and wish this indulge a bush. It would answer absolute. Was he transported to Australia for mistakes he made on the early bugle David listened very closely? Yes, so this is the big for the wheat beating Monday, the tenth of April, add producer, shall not the only blast from the past, because on this day, the tent of April eighteen, fifteen, the largest volcanic ash. option in recorded history, my least five or type of history. Incidentally, mouth tat bore the great big ban, blasting bad boy. The indonesian mega magnetic Mongst amounts in quite literally blow it stop and sends a hundred and sixty cubic kilometers. A volcano vomit pyrrha cluster splitting into this guy's, that is the equivalent of the modern volumes girl of two point: eight Donald Trump egos and eruptive power equivalent to the tantrums

Three hundred and seventy five small children being simultaneously denied an ice cream led to appeared of global climate change that provoked a worldwide famine, are the worst worldwide I went to the nineteenth century and in eighteen, sixty in the following year was known as the year without a sum of because the plum climatic impact of the eruption. Now imagine imagine, if happened now than those no cricket open up, put everything impossible, will they have to do because the grass with me growing, diffuses, Astro creases, you know which would play against the Spanish but no one is difficult and it cost. What was that, famine of the nineties. as opposed to the workers, I didn't mean to having to be honest as well as a as a bridge. We were quite good at making famines work well for us It has a lot of other them both to us, as the people of Ireland and India would no doubt justified

Saw me way awaits cracking famines, one Cynthia, absolutely cracking family today, as we recall the seventh of April sir, World Health day and also in the USA, National Bear die so one day say there are not enough days in the year. That is exactly what our having to share the same day and in fact, for this week section in the bin, we are commemorating: U S National bear they by launching the official bugle audio beer. Bugle bears a handcraft manually bottled where each lovingly something trained lounging to suit it before been plucked voluntarily. From the vine then hand brute by hand, in an artisanal hand, micro valid, later federate, ethically using vagrant gluten free water, multi, denominational priest, blessed barley and free range EAST, with an equal representation of male and female beasts. The recycle sugar is allowed to ferments. Whatever face it chooses then the finished bear is wirelessly linked up to a starving

can teenage boys so that every step you take gets him drunk as well as political career in the Bin. This top priority- is we're getting a stranger exists, but now, I'm not sure I'd. Not Europe is gonna, relate to the UK. U S! What he's like a shilling politics! Much wealth is gonna, be much cross over there, but like in a strictly aware ruled over by. rich white NEO conservatives were slaves to corporate interests, given up potty to flush. The right been plagued with leadership instability, the medication brain pyres, conquered and poison public debate, wave, a whining, ineffective, progressive movement and a deep seated xenophobia's, manifest itself, the rise of rotten populism and the cruel and racist of refugees right, ok,

lemme bills were not only one thing I can say to them. That is this a lot of attention to explore the gate. A potential cobby lead you to write a gate, don't bring. I let me show that only ocean he s will the Prime minister in Australia had which, in truth, five and US ten years. Yes good when I was lost here, two thousand and seven Will Minoan lasted a full festival. I think Kevin rather just taken over from John how it yes, He got into power really running an extremely strong. I am not. John Howard's campaign sees talk He was asked about Julia Gulliby up who really pretty are not Kevin ROD card play pretty damn Javier Illigant, then RADA counteracted get are saying, I'm not

we again. Ah, yes, then, unfortunately, he was given. Rather it was given right and this is what was then exploited by Tony. I read on neither Guillaume nor round. Yes, and now we have Malcolm tumble, whose basically got him by saying I'm just absolute anyone who is prepared to do this job. That has been It's a dance has always democracy itself. I basically some wrote that are pretty much. Yes, he's write a book about that. I thank you. I will tell you, but was too right wing. You say far too far too far to the right to right wing. So things greatly. If Australia was so, we fortune replacing with a millionaire who likes lucky refugees and giving tax cuts to cooperation? Thank God how sensible centre at one of the outrageous lies of australian politics is that the conservative party are called the Liberal Party unions very confusing, and then the ultra conservative party here are the conservative party because now these drilling conservatives, which was Corey Bonatti, whose you know you know like gay marriage for later

its reality level crazy. He left the Liberal Party, guess they were too right wing very many set up these trailing conservatives. Going to leftwing foreign, yet still to this day. Leftwing, yes, but that's Didn't genuinely say that that game actually to vegetate. Oh yeah, well send to the backlash, not fight back bench place, and if you ve been to Ireland and the last year, but there's a lot of livestock getting Burne s egg. Yet what we we legalise, gay marriage and breaks it happened, joined the dots people join. It causes earthquakes, political ones. we love or racism here in Australia. We like we'll, I think, we'd like the bare faced stuff. Now, this casual covert itself again out of the open, little less dog, whistling little more black face or national. hell of a lot of the lie. We're going forward and I would supply, would put our rises mother with the best in the world David, the bed. There was a racism olympics. We wouldn't the behind. You could still have a great time.

a leading raises the moment is one whether named point Hansen, God rest, his soul is how Nigel Raja get Wielders Donald Trump, although, like eighty Australia adaptation of editing overseas, it's a bit shit she's, the Israelis got talent of poetry, no good. She has raised Vladimir Putin. She suggested vaccines cause autism at last. She which was giving your addressed these trailing said it and making her political come back. She was in the poem nineties. She said simply. I have two words for you: I'm back but not alone. I've got one word that load. It is really Stephen you mention potent. We should point out from a point on a lot of you. Listeners use the beagle is a historical record as much as anything else as we are the? U S has just look Miss all attacks on Syria in response to the sad regime's use of chemical weapons studies- Syria in the Middle EAST

and that is the same ass at whose principal ally is flooding, the Putin and Russia, but don't worry. Needless it will all be fine. What could possibly go wrong with that and it will be fine because, with puts the music come to suggest it will only and because we are currently physically, Australia, which is the world's ninth happy as nation and be abolished in one area. Got some australian politics fact: Gilman Australian politics fact one if they, if one party doesn't get an overall majority in the australian elections, they form co, while ashen forget very good, like that David. None of that fact that does fitted into the the overall ethos of the show Philip, which is terrible ponds masquerading as our model, for surely politics. We got here last week These are, however, of abuse in parliament's. Yes, the abortion

in the british parliament tends to be slightly camouflaged under vaguely parliamentary language in Australia. They pretty much yes, call each other. Well, yes, I dig in the green senator got up the other day was talking about. We was a lecturer talking to students about the state of the great barrier reef and what was gonna happen to it, and human. and the Austrians collectively cried and the conservative side of the parliament burst out laughing. I wanted got up and genuinely offered him a hanky service. Good, that's good, schoolyard billings again. them before my lab later, who is very close to baiting John held in an election, could have been a prime minister has risen. In fighting disgrace from the Sky NEWS Channel. Four calling a student who released a video from feminism for international women's day. As gay ITALY, I thought was gay right now Well, if you're, like a bullies and adult you, the age of your vote

scars up with you to suggest, keep focusing on the highest level of the abuse which extraordinary. So what has happened? with marriage equality in this country. If there is going to be a referendum, there is good, to be is it? Is it a referendum, there was a plebiscite which was going to be like a nationwide opinion poll, but that voted down because the gaze didn't like it either because they thought to be publicly funded campaigns of talking about how or will everything was would be damaging? Could just do it? Ain't gonna like and have a free vote, parliament rice it this extraordinary to Prime Minister related opposition and these training people also marriage equality, but we still can do it. democracy. It's got an old battleground to still be on you been beaten by

Britain to legalise and of an by Ireland is static. Its head. I mean that is a real Marietta. The we, the most Mano cultural country in the world ever the only country in the world were partially was regarded as a spice until recently, that is to pull it off. That should be the inspiration everywhere else needs that's particularly this is a country so large that if anyone had it ill, genuine, massive objection to gay marriage. They could quite easily just move to somewhere a minimum of two hundred miles away from the nearest possible guy, so you gotta thought This is also an issue to be leading the white on thanks for mentioning my show title miracles, Bulgaria figures out our coming to any one day. I mean you say that, but our strategy is also full because I've been watching some of them anti refugee. Stuff, though thou be the

guilty of moving, because it is wrong to take a trade out into the back now. Its lines of people were crushed together in feels like the writings of energies. Industry here run around whether multiply by itself there's, been a talk about like a corporations getting on board the marriage, equality movement from quantity, and they see us coming out in support of it. They doing it because it's the right thing to do. Their profits. Shell is mullah careless and avian baseline out so be selling specially crafted acceptance rings in support of the cause, so the ring forms. An incomplete circle is little gap representing the gap is currently in a marriage laws and the woods until we all belong are engraved on the interior which brought us may send and those Eddie same sex, marriage campaigners Sophie Yoke. She went on to television. She was concerned about the rings David easier because she was worried that we would like pressured into buying them Mifflin place out of them at work, but also,

could be an o agent s issue, I mean the gap could come that ring could catch on things we need to think about. The impact on the worker, good thinking, Soviet, It's easy to imagine a scenario where one of those posters rings could seriously endanger someone's life. Whether there are plumber fixing a tap or proctology Conducting irrational examination showed a gay lobby would blow you think we does. I say all ring she reclose, so that no one gets caught on pesky equality also, like civil rights campaigner subsidy. At the front of the bus you distracting the drive. Maybe they were serious relation in eleven addition, Cochrane family shows sorry I could be the next, the next but a bugle, much it's great. That Serbian be have a social conscience considering there are based in Dublin, so they pay zero tax everywhere. That entailed I've done with the irish government will ever going on about Ireland. It is a year. The company tax cuts has got through last week here and they like look at seven with island. They lowered their company tax, write and no everybody's there, but then they.

Or even pay tax to you guys do they know the apple own. I believe oh eighteen billion worth of the irish government or in the EU, has ruled against Apple o in this country, but the money is stateless, it doesn't exist. Just sort of sets in a drone that's holding it somewhere over the MID Atlantic. So we're never going to get to see us, but we are the absolute parties, for I think we're just really impressed when Americans say they want to come to our lives and opened a company that will guide over tax could get back. Does some controversies already about Australia's offshore detention regime which could harm its bid for sea? On the? U N Human Rights Council, currently populated by Sir notorious bastions of human rights as Egypt, China, Saudi Arabia, but she's. That's gotta, like putting

Tom Brady on the World Anti American Football Council, Hannibal Lecter as chair of the International Foundation for the compulsory cessation of ethical vigorously, now it seems to me a bit of a national embarrassment zone to it. Ok, fires are narrow, is the island where your maid stay as arise. If you seek refugee status in Australia, yes, you and I recommend a sound accompany. Guinea is well poppy on there for up to three years, bronchial out, but they have little think about us. Relax think that what you ve done, a lot of study, austrian bachelor on a loop and like the look of any of these sweetheart easier, but to go home now that you kids exit limbs are very, very, very forwards. Exciting! Is it by twenty two that is going to be a race and then by twenty twenty nine all go in a plan that will actually become a prison for refugee. You know it spreading an outward diversify its good times David you have spent.

Over a year of your life in Australia. I guess I've towards years so many times it adds up to that. So what sure your your take on it think Andy, There's one thing: Australia loves it's really cheap reality: tv format, everytime you put on the tv here. People are crying as they pull a car What the hell does their mackerel, haven't macaroons point I'm a middle aged man crushing the singing dreams of weeping, but the one that we gas at home in Ireland and in the UK is border security, which I think I've got nothing to do here, whereas hapless tourists failed as you know, led to bring jars of mayonnaise with wrath. Living in them into its. What I think is one of those things are reason, though, shows the successful. It's like America, stomachs criminals, it it's kind of right where it's it's. The government saying we ve got this. Everything is under control, but for their

its filming us, when you arrive into Melbourne airports- and I just wanted to get on us for a long time- you know I didn't really have attacked initially, I just pretend to be a bit starzy. You know what the slightly started the cough, but then I'd bring in. You know plastic bags just full of blood whatever, but they would never get me, but this time really thinking about it, but there they are theirs. Sniffer dogs in the cameras and add my headphones on after twenty one hour flight, and so I play a small novelty keyboard on stage, not afraid to admit that we were out Mozart, I'm flush it about my added. It had taken a bit of a beat at some on the flight and as it I've been carousel. My bag was playing Billy, Joel's narco, changing really loud dogs raised over at the door,

weren't trained to deal with this scenario from because I was listening to possibly this podcast with you in a nice kumar, I did notice way we'll it through the airports and the man stop me and then went through it, but they didn't. Then there were the tv cameras where there is once again for, nothing to declare the woman cause. I gather that you should have for their very militant about bringing in Europe fruits experimenting insects, there's the very scared of riot tiny insects causing biblical with legs were not light, seventies, early eighties, american american partners. Joe, I think so. I think we didn't start the fire they met, which is of more adjective. So Alright, I demand that they be were in a nation that suffers terribly with with the Bush, far issue that actually stamped on it Applying men were other news. Now it's war

a big one, the one we neutrals, have been waiting for more than fifteen eighty eight from Madeira Matter. In versus Spain, its pie versus payola, Bilbao, verses, bail, Wyman, Raphael. No doubt verses row I'll die, labyrinth, verses, labyrinth with David Bowe we had just one week on since Teresa may triggered article. Fifty Britain has gone full fifteen. Eighty eight forward, Tory Leader, Michael Howard, suggested that Britain and Spain could go to war over the failed. if anyone to think about what will happen to tiny British controlled Protectorate, Gibraltar after breaks it this is despite the fact that Spain has raised any issue to bear up official. It's like this has got to cover. It seems like

what the hell would up to Gibraltar is another one of the things that they forgot to think through before offering the simple binary choice to irish voters. That list now include what will happen to Scotland and the future of great Britain itself. What will happen to the delicate peace in Northern Ireland? What will happen to at least three quarters of jobs in the UK we, Monica about a half hour left in the studio cutlets down a bit while the one question that has been answered in the last week is what does Michael Kane thing? Yes, we know. Finally, the man who play Scrooge in the up at Christmas Carol? What he thinks of break that and he a bloody loves. You I'd rather be a poor master. Then a rich servants and advice There are rather the poor master, then a rich, It is because Anderson, the genius of the sun, was they conflated his comments with the Gibraltar situation to create

yesterday's, as we record this very powerful headline which is We only want to blow the bloody son you're. Ok, we only want to blow the black these same. We only I was able to blow the bloody said you all in which two listeners who may not be as familiar with the works of cane that's partner. Michael came quote from the nineteen sixty nine movie, the italian job, where he says you were only supposed glad the bloody doors of the beauty of we only want to blow the bloody said. Yours off is the fact that this in my mind, is trying to heal the rift between Britain and the rest of Europe offering will send yours, they don't have. Is it a Tilda? You know that curvy line over the oh, so Senor is in this situation means pensioners as opposed to the usual. You said your what the sun is offering is to give blow in two

the only want to blow the bloody senores off. Maybe it's. If you have a copy of it, you can bring. It just shows how the old folk dominates panel has always given in to the demands of their pension, is basically Gibraltar is essentially fifty percent of our empire now, which has shrunk over the years old. I will give you that many could take Gibraltar away, will have on the Falklands left, essentially an account Canada in Scotland, come on I'll Africa. I did think David's. How, an Anglo spanish war would pan out Essentially we finally get a fairy from Portsmouth the Bilbao. Then, sulphur Iceland Lunch in Assisi town along the couch before thinking about like an allegedly way. Southwards. Madrid, then, maybe stay for a few nights in the eighth layer of amount that same reseller lacks relaxing couple. A long walks now stand cheese and how might be MIKE as far as a beautiful, medieval city of lay on where you don't

possibly stuff you fight with high grade snacks or getting gently cells alone. Bear an architecture before you just call the invasion of. So I think it's not to be quite the global conflagration people. First as one of the only british people in this production since love, spanish, I'm so much risotto you on Monday thought might be Jews. I think it is ironic that Spain is so desperate for the UK to share small slices, something never know how we feel. Are we going to tap the people of Gibraltar? have hastily set up a fake lobby organization. Called defenders of Gibraltar tiredly unremarkable, except for the spokesperson to keep putting out do interviews- and she is the incredibly aptly named Anne Marie struggles, which its areas of other hapless Briggs. the negotiators. Her name is up there with my old time, favorite who's, the current Northern Ireland Secretary, who turned negotiate that very delicate.

situation. They have their and his name is James. Conscious of the fact that which is the most perfect name since our old friend from the world of Football Tokyo Sex way every they go back to Tokyo Zags, while advertising use now in this way, can you ever Pepsi featuring reality, lady and full time person Kindle Jenna landed the company in some hot water, incidentally, hot water, still one of the best commercial features, Jeddah having a sexy famous photo shoot on straight, and is that inspired to join a passing protest like a march? very unclear what exactly the maltese protesting as the signs display. Love hearts, the pace, symbol and the phrase join. Conversely, it should

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if you rubber, Donna, before you put in the washing machine, that their right there's a practical use. There's books about balanced cleaned up a thousand crime do have problems that you about that to testing other products on the market. That Pepsi is the most effective. It was my mother, my other, do you can also do you get chewing gum stuck in your hair, which I find happens increasingly less so they get older you. Why why's that air, because in school people used to put all my cut, This is come up now, I'm a first bugle. Yet tat is another, that's another great use for it when candle in the yard. She does the point. She realizes she has a social conscience as the demarche passes by and with the back of one hand, she wipes off her lipstick elderly

she has other lips. How many layers of lipstick is? Is candle parkin on any given day solely unanswerable questions of histories, and you get it off with Pepsi, though she's looking to remove it areas and for all your life, you can remove blood than presumably could remove most household lipsticks familiar other people's residents. Lineup remover expert. It wasn't the most realistic protests in his head If for rail, should measured events, pro Pepsi organizers, claiming a turnout of six, three many opponents estimated the crowd between thirty five and forty eight and they should be Nancy Pepsi complainants So what are these software snowflakes? This vote, the other colors out at the ballot box, that employment is that's a real ism. Bullshit protest advocates that

Pepsi, issued a statement saying they were trying to protect global message of unity, pace and understanding. Clearly we missed the mark and we apologise, but I'm not comfortable with it he's what for Start unity, Peyton understanding are yesterday's breakfast frankly efficient, listen to the voice of the people, you're, an american company America division conflict that intolerance so get that you were next. I surely Pepsi is responsible for the greatest division of the question of Cocoa Pepsi driving people apart in every restaurant across the world, the sore said they shouldn't had a celebrity face tied to it. If they wanted to try and send a strong message like this amount, they shouldn't they could have just donated. One year's work the six billion dollar profits to something that might I equality for all, rather more strongly than a celebrity. You guess for underground, for taking a share in the right brand of toilet on Instagram, try to spread dental problems to the right place they couldn't given,

ten thousand dollars to every single homeless person in the USA, clean water million children with a six Billy Donna, Professor, what a great or, on its current estimated weekly ways. It got a bull Cristiano Ronaldo from Round Madrid China until radioactive for three hundred light years, now. I don't know how that would foster unity, peace and understanding, but would surely get people talking. I'm courageous raise one point there. So the world could be ending before this bugle is uploaded J D get paid. If I am again before the actual going, further contract. So no one may ever hear this. This bugle then This ever happened before where there is a possibility of the world ending during a bugle record, gonna, not sure Control, Agnes, hasn't eleven ashes. You pay much attention as early two thousand and nine may two thousand and nine

The world was gonna end. If England didn't beat Australian the cricket. What is that a similar fail that why you're, comparing that to the impending ratio? American war? Yes, yeah, that's good trump he's ready, but the cat among regions are like having wily Coyote in charge of certain. That is an aim which I hope will never ever forget our frothing over every morning. When I wake up and in some way that makes it so more reassuring, he's very good painting, also in cattle that genocide events, a lot of the world's leading protest movements began with a desire for soft drinks. The russian revolution, large about Lenin, eight had ever thought I did. The same rule is whether they sat Moses is that war is not a fool. If you look at the full, you don't get the whole gamut Moses in protest against the Egyptians criminal.

mountain. Do both thin ice. Nelson, I'm allowed to that Tommy now to do the guy stuff figure in my employer. Studio you'll do, as I say, he's a bit less lapse and I'm the trumpet section now and well yeah doesn't pay that we are basically other precipice off of global Armageddon. It very hard to not be unbelievably pessimistic about the entire future. The planet's when you look at anything happens in Syria, moments solely extraordinary reaction by President Trump to the horrors of unfolded, saying nuts It has changed his mind about Syria and asset and the lines lines had been crossed which

like catching skulls, getting to basically the penultimate day of these boundaries. Relation thinking might be termed the purse Therefore, at a very tricky really at this point, holy cow. Didn't you now, at this point of view of the world, did explode So be it. You don't star wars and princess laity. Their homeland destroyed she's a bit sad, but part of results. I guess lot of ourselves out of coming? I think that it is trumps rhetoric that will get us through these trouble I asked if a sad that that is a sentence that has never been said. Betel congratulation. Thank you, I've never said, she'd stepped down. Mr Trump said he's there and I guess he's running things. So something should happen, which doesn't feel you. I say to you, my fellow Americans, their in these

probably time something short half hour, get back to you on the specific details seriously. We cut to get moving on this in some kind of fashion. I've not take any questions, but you know what is good luck with a whole day. Something should happen Andy. Yes, when he saw a change, is viewpoints on Syria. It would appear from previous times when he was Donald Trump. a man who would obviously never be present of America through them. Who is actually president's his old take was it's too far away, let's just not get involved. That particular take yes appear. Essentially here. I think, as I mentioned, that trumpeted mean the popular vote analysis have further if this lake This atrocity has changed your view of asset, then either You have been basically avoiding world news for the last six years. Saving up for a massive catch up, mused binge I wasn't one year of work, strap and it's gonna get funky off your mixing Bashar, Al Assad up with the former,

well snook at champion, Terry Griff, that you might think all accomplished. Harry Gryphus, astonished, terrible to yours. You might call a nice avuncular Welshman, but now this, how could the foe What number three and eleven time crucible defined list of behaved in such a horrible manner is spent Essentially, the leader of the free world is a cranky goldfish. That is not reassuring. We ask for gods. Wisdom set trump as we face the challenge of our troubled world. Yes, what I mean I think gods, it would seem he's not been dispensing much of his wisdom over the last one well over two thousand years, my jewish perspective- eight, I think, Essentially, he probably invented the playstation and about one hundred basically, and since then it locked in a shared plank fragment the destroyer three terms of than ever that Sport and well Gulf is happening.

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France, better known as Charles the mad and in fourteen forty one hundred a fitting then invited France so that he could rattle her on according to shake her. She response by unleashing a filthy speech that would get Chris or this guy said Tom, the producer leaping a wife he trudged broadcast it now, and I have listened to the to show a bit in the early days. We did Haughty sea area of land. Via this moment, it sir, become a tradition for new people guests. You have to share your your historical crises as you come on the show someone who, from deep back in the annals of you You get your welcome going right back to medieval times when Christianity in Ireland hadn't really establish, there were still half mixture of the old pagan religions and then the Christianity, a lot of all medieval churches, would have directly over the entrance a shilling

gig, which is a stone lady with her legs, spread right apart and what can only be described as huge flap, wigs about beautifully always got me and always got me a little bit interested in what is this religion business all about none I found with some old pagan cardiology and has a huge flaps on the bugle it just day s early, so Toby gotta, be Adam me I'll, go right right back your item, Scott, the australian golfer, one of the favorites with the master and ass girls. You cannot have party from history who is alive, kurdish data. I think you're gonna, be Tom, could remember the the real cause you would end the honeys, MR those costs are believe. I came up with it, but I'm not can was really years was it affect minimum thirty years data think gear,

had to be far back just in case there are any relatives who didn t so you go with Adam. I mean. I just think it was the first one year ago would have taken his time there. He was a little leaf irish little right so and so what I think we all desperately wanted to see what was going on under the right. There be ashamed. this literally no one to comparative. While I go, it's gonna be like that small. Yet he had a usb port, it's really Appleton, ironically apple, partly from history. It has too many dimensions. Cancer, come Lawrence lighting guards knocking out was the real one capital consort, let catch focus where we finished his pocket. Thank you very much for coming. It's been alive. You both you are about doing shows that this wonderful comedy festival would you not to plug them. you are all issues Tom where you could have a couple of years.

Yeah I'm doing circle problematic. That's my sent up, show that most nights and I'm doing one off of my little comedy lecture about straightly strychnia refugees laugh a at that. on Sunday, the twenty second of April at five p m and the comedy theatre actual ought preparing the first ever live bugle next Sunday, the sixteenth David. Please I do ya straightly ensure at the moment of my show big time and then, while I'm here in Melbourne, I write children's books as well, though I may not so many after this appearance book is called danger is everywhere of losing kids. Just yes! Well, I saw your slow, my very starstruck, kids. I am also is seven. Fifty of the belgian parliament at home, with a bit of the end of nearly works, What's going on how to get us there, judges nearly there. Really it I'll finish it just Africa.

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