The bugle audio newspaper, a visual world- be. You are welcome to issue four thousand and thirty three of the world's leading and only audio newspaper for a visual world, the bugle all for those of you listening in more Code if your listening in summer, for this is, if you are one of our many listeners who are aquatic mammals, welcome to thank you for the and blow have some herring. I am and these ultimate, please that's lovely view decisive, but you're, embarrassing me now and I'm here in London, whether you like it or not. I imagine you'll, probably ambivalent, about vat and joining me from the biggest of all the apples, New York City. That's a big, welcome back to

hurry, condo balloon, and how are you I'm on very wealth? And how have you been it so we spent a few months since you are you a last illness, sir, on the show I mean, look at every day were all still around. You got it, you gotta, be you gotta, be happy for that. You know for that Trump being, Really it makes me take stock and things I can make me value every day like it was my last day so that by I do appreciate life more menacing. The phase of the benefits of the Trump years, though, that the mainstream media never tell us about now all these people we are funding themselves funding, the true meaning of existence would have happened. If if you hadn't so gloriously won the election. Oh yeah, it totally. Wouldn't I mean strain to be this optimistic. I think it's also a slow acceptance of death and coming to terms with the fact that None of us are going to be around that much longer than the grants

the things and who am I to be depressed about that? I live. My life Stop talking, random things that the border matter they went about what's gonna happen and how have you filled filled the months ensure your last appearance on the view. I did so I did some touring again in, as the time I got. This is great for the long term career building a fan base but getting people to buy my Almah now, if it's the way to say goodbye, the lot of you I wasn't sure of obstinacy again right now I get to a good all these different cities and they go. Buy them perhaps meet children that I haven't met, because I too

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try keep it short too warm. It didn't work. He went on ventilating fifteen, but but in a hundred years war, which can have inevitably that lasted over a hundred years, in all fairness- Andy at that time, my ancestors, I believe, were being subjugated by your ancestors right- you know- Maybe- The policy should be from the other end like we would pay for those before. If we in Britain start apologizing that will open up a dam that might never again makes it clear that we have the bottom up what we do in Britain. The war writing twelve according to the USA, was a victory for the USA. According to Canada was a victory for Canada and, according to Britain, was a minor little who are equivalent to a gentle dramatically to church fight over a rogue biscuit from that emerged the American National Anthem, the STAR Spangled banner written, not believe in eighteen fourteen, which translated into

wolden English essentially just says you, Britain is it always was lovely the hip. On the sixteenth of June, seventeen, twenty three Adam Smith, was born. They said but he's got an economist, not so interested an invisible hand back then, of course, the newborn economist more just in the visible tits, but it is thought that they too, The ninety four year old wealth of nations, STAR S, room, on the verge of us of a surprise. Come back for me on the girl if the new, thoroughly impacts of unbridled free markets on social equality is new vehicle, the invisible had by this week, a natural world food accessory section. Now, of course, naturally eating is all the rage. These terrorism. We review the latest eating gadgets in which humanity's learnt from the natural world will to eat better. We look at the latest. Range of Wales. That's terrific company.

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time we're almost half a year and two trumps first term of the three he's got plans and we go after the written. How do these increasingly hard to keep up with a constantly spewing volcano of fury, embarrassment and confusion. That is the term presidency is very much the untenable political party that keep shitting on its own sulphur now hurry. Can you possibly explain absolutely everything that happens in the interim administration sensual ass from a show and in particular his little spot with former FBI, had on show change, comin, no. I cannot Eroica, I'm gonna was fully were love any to explain literally everything because a missed a couple of days of it and it's really hard to catch up. Luckily, down from documents, every year may documents I mean tweets that you get in. But good summary of where things have been. I think information based on the tweets. Things are good, but if you want,

They call me thing. This is my understanding which again and is steeped in a lack of understanding. The best kind of understanding is Basically, as FBI investigation that James Comin, The FBI had about whether Russia obstructed in the: U S: election and carbon. That was general Michael Flynn, who Trump had appointed for a position. Cannot currently remember, but it's you know they state that the Trump peoples they had. No, like there was no kind of interaction with Russia. There wasn't any kind of rain friends. There wasn't any interference. All of a sudden Flynn lied about the fact that he did have interactions with Russia even though he added please sign statement saying you didn't, but he actually dead and so the things were starting again

can a heated there's. Also some talk about Jared, commissioner, who is one of the president's main advice, is also his son in law, who has no police, go experience, possibly trying to set up a direct line with Russia, which is also not. Good raw, while this was happening. Donald Trump asked call me they ve director to to leave Flynn alone base of this. Actually things quote? You know, funds a good guy right, I mean I mean honestly that that sounds like a thing I made up, but I believe that is true. That is what he told heavy appear. Delete believe Flynn allow Gus he's a good guy right, that should allow should meet from a fly. From a dictator. Yes, but but at that point- We, I think, decided that since the FBI,

as an independent agency supposed to be independent and should not be told what to do in such a way that he was still the press on with this investigation. You know do his job an hour at which point trumpeted the most logical thing, which was to fire him right. He was firing. The man who is investigating him right, the motion does the most logical thing. And as ever he's handled matters with the attendant delicacy of a rhinoceros midwife crash, tackling a very pregnant flamingo, and let this that this is one thing that struck me was a common statement saying this. The president said I need loyalty expected, linkum. It has. I didn't, move, speak or changing my facial expression in any way. Jury, awkward, silence that follows. We simply looked at each other in silence, and that sounds like I frankly horrific date or one of my

early gigs understand it's very honest the paints, a very vivid picture. I do not think that man is lying that sounds about right? I wanna know how now silence lost before I imagine that. Could have gone on for a full ninety five minutes obstructing just haven't you think he's gonna be found guilty of obstructing justly we certainly not over guilty of not obstructing justice, where I think the two things at sea, like obstructing justice, is telling the person who is running an investigation to stop the investigation, which is, would be then obstructing. What I would call justice. The second thing that might be hang up is the person who was investigating all this was then fired by the invest gaiety, I'm not sure if that work, and that seems like an upstream like a clear like yours, stopping because I

firing! You, you obstructing you from doing your job as its your job anymore. So eyes at those are a couple of things. You know it's funny area as we discuss this its we're, because I think for years, people when they talked about God, events in the Middle EAST or in the continent of Africa would say thing went when there was a contract. Firstly, regarding an election or people getting killed or far fired, you know they would say things, well. You know that just how it works over there and over there now we're over there and a man that is the over there. Another Our canoe Megan Kelly was recently hired by NBC News from Fox NEWS cause. That's clearly a good idea decided to Interview Alex Jones, who is very much a fringe figure, in the? U S. Conspiracy theories, Alec Jones publicly has said that he believed that night,

Heaven was a government conspiracy. He believes that too sandy hook, which is the the shooting that killed all those children, an elm and risks. Was actually again also done by the government that they were actors there. There's a lot questionable things, as man has said. What is good for you should call those questionable,

because I'm I'm trying to be impartial here. I admire the journalistic integrity of bringing this because those theories they're not so much far fetched as just firing a dog into space and a rocket and shouting find estate fund estate. Good doggie is beneath that. Why would I would first say: can we interviewed the dog and see if that actually happened? How how prominent? Because we talk a bit about the outright a few, then the word right. You seem so wrong a few if, a couple of months ago how problem is Alex Jones, his infant was website was granted a White House Press Pass

earlier this year, which seems to me that, in terms of ruthless journalistic factory, that they should befall slightly below the ideal ball for people you on being given a press boss but White House yet, but the rules of changed our and I mean it's on hard to get a press pass anymore. National enquire, probably as a has impressed pass their probably people who had GEO cities and the fire web pages in the early, the mid nineties, who have Is that a thing anyone you know? That's the thing in the UK is outdated, sound like that you should a convincing case. I'm gonna go crises nodding his head so that that that is a thing may again: that'll the level of don't you have a tougher time getting press passes or anybody who, like like a reporting news, but we're at Marvel Comics later well, you're Marvel does but DC, doesn't is theirs integrity. This is a fair question. I mean

Megyn can taking a lot to heat for interviewing interviewing this person and my questions. What's the worst that can happen if you give a maniac media attention like what are the poor possible long term consequences, name, one possible consequence one giant unqualified. Do you know the consequence. I mean honestly Alex Jones Point going to win the twenty twenty presidential election is that I mean honestly at this point like there was a time were you couldn't bet on that road? You could, but you re couldn't bet on there. Now. There's money in that there is the possibility of making a major pay day like it it's. With a hundred dollars I could make you know, I'm act. Made a billion dollars, but now it's probably about a million economic about a million dollar. One mortal point about

stories Alex Jones, apparently Audio recorded both the pre interview, and the interview on the sly and has released two pieces of that would show, making Kelly being very sycophantic. All oh lying delegations, and saying that he would have file editorial control and basically giving more context the things he said now he's tell said a bunch of maniacal things, but doesn't make Megan Kelly look good at a majority. The terrible, removing Alex Jones with a kind of also destroys her. Big Sunday night interview with the maniac Rousseau, moreover, one hand, I am happy that Megan Kelly's being deceived I then, on the other hand, this is this. Isn't a good look for anybody? My view of this is that this whole, the whole interview was a government set up and wish they trying to showcase Alex judges idiocy in order to discredit other conspiracy

tourists who are actually onto something I'm not just this morning to actually do in folders, you shouldn't without input, was effectively I like that of the rights of its more humorous american news. Fox news has chain its motto, which for years, has been fair and balanced to most watched, most trusted, which is a lie which is consistent with the brand hum. Could they have just put ironic quotas around fair and right of yours, just says: Americans most gullible, I mean there must be something: because if we want our letters next affair and a double asterisk up up up up up, actually I came up with some other options that I think they probably rejected. You know, but they didn't rejecting setting proposed them, but

I think, maybe more accurate. I it's a fair and balanced. Perhaps they could have changed to fair, skinned and balanced and that allows them to its less work. It does I'm gonna put an era with the word skinned He called the news, the news in in question arcs or in italics to indicate sarcasm right now. Is less o, which draw could draw some more moderates over. Party like its nineteen, eighty, four more festive, we're festive and a viable option ahead as you

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borders election of them off news now and we recorded last week hurry within hours of the election here in and in fact this is alone, Beagle four thousand thirty three, which is, coincidentally, the number of times at the first post election meeting of her new cabinet. That Prime Minister Teresa my said, the words. Can you all stop looking at me like that? Please it's been an old time in british politics and again has been overshadowed by another horrific tragedy in London this week and no one knows coy what is going on and yet, just on a month ago, we seem to be looking at a thousand years of Tory Rule, essential that simply we want a lot of the newspapers were predicting. That basic was the aid and of everyone else and tourism. I was basically going to become the new Boadicea, but better and now she's a good looking

she may not lost I'm invite every minute is a bonus for tourism. I as Prime Minister of the moment, and look back known where all went wrong: ass campaigns, garlic, and so This campaign was about as well thought out and executed Pause when renowned polar explorer supplies, plus a Douglas Wic in the early 20th century, turned up on the coast of Antarctica on a kid's tricycle, with little ski straps to the wheels one slash ten of saltines and a pair of novelty underpants with the first bottom to the bottom of the world Slogan on the US and started shouting at the penguins free fish, for whoever can tell me which way south is as well planned as that in just one thing, can get any worse for the british voting public. She brought back Michael Gov, the viral former education and justice secretary, and it is now back in top level. Politics.

Like a dog returning to museum of its own vomit it, sir at Bay, not in interesting time to do. Did you follow our election? That's all been weighed, elections going on seems across the world from the last three years and all clarifications a Teresa make called for this election year. I just want to reinforce with the idea that they would reinforce her her stronghold and appears, if ever the correct me. If I'm mistaken, this appears to be the same move that Cameron did with breaks it, which also backfired she did the same thing that he had done just that She double down on that idea of I'm going to call an election to prove that this will work in my yet I am in charge. It essentially aimed successive years we ve had a conservative prime minister playing icily little game with the entire future, the nation and losing against. Apparently,

I'm surmounted opt in favour of a win if you ve got a mother achievement. Frankly, if you could have set out to find a way of getting Britain who leave the European Union or your vote to leave the European Union and then for the conservatives to tank. What seem to be, as I said last week, an open goal of an electoral law for anyone could have actually plans that deliberately so to have achieved it accidentally. Frankly staggering performance, where two now for the UK that governs our lying on the Democratic Unionist Party from Northern Ireland, reining in twenty five time, winner of the UK political part of the year from the hardline outdated social conservatism, monthly magazine, which is a slight concern for people who are not fans of hardline, outdated social. Conservatism various options on the table for his hurry option. One is just sitting in the corner quietly weeping, what we ve done to ourselves over the past few years quite an attractive option, but, to be honest,

option. Two is another general election So these are not keen having just filed the win. What was it thing doc of nice. We find usurping bodies land by sitting duck, and you end up lying on the floor. Looking up at the duck, begging for mercy was quite in your face in France or up you in a Chinese, blanket was emblem source. Clearly, things are not going too well for you option. Three is just do nothing much just going to hang around than children financing through the government, option right now, Teresa my has said: we now need a period of stability in his country which is rather like somebody just driven a bus off a cliff into a swamp, spluttering to the surface in saying I'll, tell you what his basket really really do with and that aid.

I period without anyone driving off a cliff into a swamp. An option for is just to activate the special button under the coins crown that turns into a real monarch, proper many evil style suit of armor massive sword. Let's get back to british basics, monarch is what the country once it's, what the country needs. An EU beautiful use of language almost makes things better. Fathers. Section now? I'm somebody s fathers, Dyke, Chris Europe, her father, you you get off for the big guy flying away, leaving my family, I'm gonna can for the way the greatest gift lucrative asked for it. Are you gonna be hanging out

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nation of the spelling bee is not a sport, a driver of it. It is. It is by sing of the mind and the right young people they have to memorize, attentive words or Don't know the spelling of word decode it by law, by learning. The roots of the word is latin: what kind of what kind of lead it will be used if it was a latin route or a greek route or a sanskrit relates incredible that that to me, that is at issue It's an indian Americans happen to dominate this particular sport. I have coined the phrase I let the Indian Superbowl or we have it. We have a sports dynasty, ten straight indeed american winners straight Andy. Then, sir, like the Yankees,

or are the Montreal Canadiens or the Boston Celtics like dude. This is a dynasty all right. That's that's rare in sports and in all. So, let's think about the of about the fact that these are colonized people right. Indeed the colonies, people buy the British, we had to learn English. So not only do these kids company leg is that they dominate the English because they know they know all the different spellings of the thing I feel that the UK has telling be like this. We, I really do think that Asians and the EU, would dominate as well. I think you're probably normative in Britain ethic which travel to spell spelling bee. Frankly, we must not make it pulls the entry Andy indeed, Americans dominate the spell. By the way white people dominate the american Power structure, that being so

does anyone want to trade, for I am open to track it. So I think Sing America, spelling radar such a big thing either, but I ve been a couple of tv shows over here. I think that's what even for my competition. Loving self watching people spell words out loud on. Tele is be it. That's that's one step too far. Oh, I should know that that level of competition is there much trash, talking Do you see the hour very well structured and accurate trust. Talking between the competitive, I'm saying you are an absolute balance, be a l, L A and they, of course, but every word of this already newspaper the bugle is spelled correctly. We take our responsibility to linguistic. It grows the very seriously indeed at them, but also seems thing. You say that Erika the Indians dominate so much because the there is.

The cricket in America and I spent most of us three weeks watching cricket and my other role as a cricket still stands station. I've been to a few games involving India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, and it just might you think the out of obsession that those asian nations devote too quick when you remove cricket. And leave him only with spelling total world domination. It totally What would India is a nation achieve if it seeks to spend all of his time watching cricket and also what do people spend less on watching cricket? What might, for example, some online like me up, I don't wanna, go down his worm. Oh, I do not want to disobey them for what might have been of that train of

But let me derail a train of thought. I haven't much cricket along time. Andy. How is a scenario of Oscar doing well obviates the EAST Asia is here at the moment these doing doing doing tv fervor. Big, listened, not familiar with the work of the former time test. My record runs glue. He's not playing anymore now, as April at places lost, might render. Ninety ninety eight, I believe. Oh my god, I have a couple Dave restoring with ten thousand one hundred and twenty two test run the name of course coupled of E. He. What does he ate quit mid nineties outside jeez Apple, Deborah, humble, ninety? Five? How about that australian bloke? What's his name net NED

now the Donald Brad Madonna Brackman very much out of the game. These days, Brackman definite lost his edge due to having died at the age of four. What ninety two about fifteen years ago I mean, there's no substitute for experience. Are you still back? they were job and you play that. One of your stolen never say is that you blown out of cricket references now, that was strangely enough

Non Sport NEWS, a European Court of Justice ruling has ruled the bridge they card game is a support to the obvious responses. Now is an eight SEC. It's a card gangbusters nor sport is absolutely not a spot where the advocate General Massey Edge, spoon, r and d up announce. It describes sport as an activity requiring a certain effort to overcome a challenge or an obstacle and which trains a certain physical or mental skill that does not define a sports valid Ike amongst the list of sports, not just bridge Botz tax evasion, parenting urinating into a fish pond over thirty me too high telegraph Paul, and we know that that requires physical and mental skill and a significant obstacle and challenge becoming a hitman. That's not! let us not to support an unreal criticising it, but it's not a sport that would make,

driving into London. On a three line wrote to me. I was keeping to the forty model now speed limit that will make that sport. The mental discipline required to do that is absolutely off the scale and also, it would make a sport breaking window a funeral without anyone noticing. Let's have it This is opening up an absolute can of non sporting worms. I'll tell you what sport is. Mr schooner sports is sport, and what that is is when people do something physical and competition which- and this is the crucial defining factor performed in front crowd badly would make that crowd. Go all swear them for ruining their weekend. That is what sport is. If you cannot ruined spectators weekend, bobbing vat of its or method, up? Scenarios bull. Your emails now at this email came on came from Devon in Montreal on a sort of joke can

it's an american politics, believe it or not, and the very serious functioning american government. There is one called vermin Supream he was sure on his head and his promise? Everyone, a free pony? Have you come across this? Got it vermin, Supream I may have much professional wrestling in awhile, Andy in Canada. Devon continues, as it but he was made for the bugle. The rhino party. They will abolish federal debts, but putting on a visa code and reporting stolen. That is the kind of lateral thinking that top level economics needs is pretty much how the city of London works have also. They proposed to make the canadian Clement more temperate by tapping into the natural result of hotter in Ottawa. Zing take that cannot be in politics and providing higher education by building tool of schools. Bobby that's upon politics surely have to be

future. In this confusing confused age, duking removes coming into hello Beagles at the Beagle podcast dot com. That brings us to the close of this week. We will have been adopted. Have you back on the show. Germany shows you launch a plug I'd love to have some shows of my brother show. Kinda balloons are showed. The untitled condemn all about this project will be doing June. Twenty seventh in Brooklyn, little field and you twenty nine and thirty in Seattle, at the theatre of Jackson and then I'll be doing stand in July, the ninth joy, ninth in SALT Lake City at wise guys July twelve in Phoenix at stand applies July Thirteenth, through the fifteenth Denver comedy works, and in August I got dates in San, Diego Philadelphia, Baltimore and Burlington Vermont, find them on my web page rekindle the dot com and, again, more realistically Google, the word

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