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this will be the 13th person to set foot on the moon who says I've lost in the age of nearly forty three I'm live in London, the city with everything you could possibly want in a city apart from a volcano one mill, Naples did Communist Revolution in a Maza Liam in the city's main square. One no Moscow for now Moscow for now come back in fifty, and we'll see what the score is then joining me this week two men who have between them, never discovered a new chemical elements, never written to victory in a moto, GP, multiplied race and never sparked the revolution in the christian church. By sticking your to do list on the church door, but eight given time there only young and be there cheaper than Ajuns Jacob busy, its debtors and uh. Valentino, roughly two noisy Romans by KEN Martin Luther. It would just bang on about spiritual reflections in Latin, which is not what this shows about. So I'm more. Happy with what we've got problems and as you probably most law and in fact the words.

Kumar and from a long way from London. Welcome back to Tom Ballard has has ended hello, daddy, hello Tom, hospitalized. What's the plural? I do apologize, open with plurals and Martin Luther, he's always been bingo. We are America Punzel light from a full house, so welcome welcome back to me up in a while yeah been away for awhile. So it's been. It's been an interesting couple weeks. I've I did the tv show thanks who watched it in Britain. Thanks to all eagles, who watched it abroad in what I assume was a spectacularly illegal method. I also up to Edinburgh for a bit. I did. A charity show where comedians had to sing songs from a musical, and I did a full rap

the George Washington RAP from Hamilton. So I guess what I'm trying to say Andy is I'm a rapper. Now I'm a full rapper nk. Forty seven is on the MIKE and I'll be dropping some sweet rhymes over the course of the vehicle in the very specific musical theatre, genre, very specific yeah. Of course, I went to grammar school Tampa, can't actually rap. You are so good. I was at this show it made me so happy on. So many levels here was Altman. Would you think? Well nothing disapprove of musicals in every form. Well, you know what I mean there's something in the old testament about is now. This is a big deal to us were musical. I say that the first musical ever paid in as a five year old, a plane full of MRS, not order me. Food called Noah written by the music teacher in my school. Very progressive playing with gender roles are like well, it was an old boy school. I was more just basic practice, zero, the a man playing

who played MRS Noah? all boys school, should it's able to sleep the most progressive and the most regressive. Remember any of the songs Accordingly, there was one song called. My name is twiggy, which is about the birds that found the little left, but I mean surely it must have been called twenty after the fact yeah well, but we couldn't be found unless he was a specialist week finding dove, but they said I've never thought about that. I thought this was a very revisionist. Take all the old testament which featured the 1960s model Twiggy that wasn't chophouse hours, London being fully wonderful. Thank you. Yes, I've doing shows little Soho Theatre. People are offering It's a great value! Thank you very much. It's brilliant thanks! Mike the end. The event is that he just

this guy superstar. The over theater was amazing and the three one slash two hour, epic, that is the ferryman which made me cry. Alright, I'm Jesus Christ super there is just proper. Very little now I just love it, not enough action information, so big Euless about whether or not he was actually doing it. So much yes, yeah nothing more, nothing less, not criticizing. The lad, spoke like a true, MRS Noah, expect me to clean this up now this week now. What do you like to push it shooting? I digress, It's a it's, a bigger four thousand and forty two for we're recording on the eighth of September on this day in the year, fifteen, oh Michelangelo I'll, Mickey chisels himself released. There's new smash, hit, sculpture, David yeah unveiled in

Florence exactly five hundred and thirteen years ago, and pull back the curtain to reveal the not sure the first words he said afterwards, who apparently shut up. Got his underpants on exposed. To avoid that. Sorry, ladies and yes, that is uh, Two of a unicorn on his ankle, cutting some slack is only young is exploring in wash off in time. And on this day in eighteen, eighty eight, you don't need me to tell you that that was the first six football league matches were played in England. Oh wow yeah. I've recently discovered wax cylinder recording from that very evening, Sorry, this I added novella or absolutely awful today. No, no we've got a point of work. The wolves but other manager busted in Ramsey. Talk out for Maine Clovis added as wanted league match and he's been in charge, one thousand nine hundred and eighty four, and what good Cox just thinking when he scored a goal. Added he's not good enough at this level of football or better is brand new unemployment.

Motion say to someone that we're going down in this trial and we're going down hum What do I always say you never get enough credit for access, accent, it's nice for amount of asian origins. We saying that all white british network, rather than the other way around, is just on the traditional way. Yet I get no credit for my asian x going straight in the bin, this week of paradoxes section, we are offering all buglers free paradox, but only if you promise not to take up the offer the following paradoxes: the philosophers axe, the fight was for the civil paradox of love, which is something through with what would happen if, if slow from guns and roses talked Ludwig Wittgenstein to play

it's also from sweet child of mine. Would it still be the same song catch twenty two service well, England, Wicketkeeper Allen knocked in the nineteen seventy four. Seventy five ashes series: the liar paradox famously based on these and everything I say is false, which of course, you can't be either true or false, but can reasonably be interpreted as people shooting most of the time and the crocodile paradox now. This is the premise that states that a crocodile the child and promised the parents that their child will be returned if and only if they correctly predict what the crocodile will do. Next, the paradox being. If the parents are solved there, not so they hallucinate ing a talking crocodile with advanced home asian negotiation skills. How do they even they've got? A social services should get involved that section

top story this week, e immigration and breaks it. Let me start by saying that to Tom welcome to our country. Thank you now get. We did not vote leave, so some guy Australian could come over here and talk about our news with a chocolate boy and his two friends, that's the who will double, which is exactly what I was going to do with your new. It is american if it was chocolate. Well, but I mean it given the current climate, it might tend to be idea back so so, they can at all they that that lives at this late documents of sort of chided the kind of rules the going to introduce into

just to the UK's approach to immigration, moving forward, kicking out the low skilled nonces and keeping the highly skilled ones in I'm hoping it's some kind of a you Migrants got talent, situation, series of polish and romanian people trying to convince Simon Cow that they should stay on the competition. That is this life, no doubt with a rock solid argument. Well, you're allowed to stay, and you could prove nothing to this country, but Horan slime. You smug, pouting weirdo, that's my general bug document said that the UK will remain a hub for international talent, so I actually think I'm going to be fine ish. Yes, I'm international and I got three stars from the evening standard. I think once you get rid of all the stupid far is going to be like third in line to the throne. What am I ask sarcasm regular bowel movement, the only kind of freedom of movement that I'm interested in boys

the criteria? I am down one for turn, good, Lord, very good at being white, yellow yeah, ok, zip, no, not photo mode, and they do have a blue tick on twitter, which I couldn't help but notice that neither yourself nor niche so for Hino Goblu take back what is it blue, tick on Twitter? It's the verified tick. Real pleasant. All right. I thought it was the been approved by the conservative, well that as well really sucky office, since it's breaks a big get a visa yeah, that's right. So this late type of this document is said that Britain will and freedom of movement immediately after Brexit that been some shot. There be some sort of a a transitional period, but a cool into this league document. They get it that's going to end immediately afterwards, and this also gonna be restrictions on a you people living in Britain already whether they can bring family members either, and he said not that in the long history of brexit is completely contradicting themselves. Daniel had none who is a prominent brexit, TIA and

Herman and said that in June twenty sixteen he tweeted it was a responsible to scare you nationals in the U K by hinting that this site is my change after brexit, not one suggesting such a thing. This for is hot on the heels of other. U turns when David David said that the EU would be in for the row of the summer if they didn't think we were going to talk about trade. First, that's gone out of the window and also David Davis. This week said nobody ever pretended. This would be simple or easy. Apart from Liam Fox, who is also prominent brexiteer, who, in July of this year said Eu Uk Trade deal would be the easiest in human history. At this point, I would not be human in human history. Not not, I mean This is not I'm not able to get any license with that. He said the Eu Uk Trade deal would be the easiest in human history right. The easiest What do you mean the easiest Post Brexit Eu Uk Trade,

what is now, I believe, how we measure all human history. I think it's now divided into baby and I pay I'm so it was good with the government's plans with full full drawbridge Britain, as a believe we're gonna, be to stop all the US. Seven billion plus focuses on the greens, who are currently roaming, the rest of the World Tom. Alright, I'm my parents off of my parents, my parents, if, if they still get good at it, because the vehicle could be, I spot, I think- is a hundred years- a TOMS family. Probably only ones are actually in Utah, and then we bloody still some bread. Then we essentially what wasn't- and there was no no sign of the giant four point: five billion pound catapult that Nigel for

to the promised he would use to fire non Brits back to whichever part of non Britannia. They came from that disappointing. Not even details of how their government is planning to stick. Will go over the White Cliffs of Dover as a human. Using the sheer force of his personality to repel all sentients beings as far away from them as possible, but Nothing about about Well, then, obviously breaks it's going to be bad for the environment, which is good from a breakpoint deepens. The moat is, is it bad for the environment? Because, since it's happened, the amount of hot air expelled by brexiteers is actually directly contributing to climate change fixtures the heat coming off angry faces both sides, you mentioned the change. The rules about family members of the EU members can bring in it said we proposed to find family members as direct family members only plus jury.

Full partners, which could be bad news for the twice divorced Nigel Farage Gerbil POT, is Britain is about durable relationship. There's nothing more british than Dick we've long marriage is infested with resentment and bitterness. Every british marriage should look and feel like a Harold Pinter play. I've always said that they are running about, like the. U K says the going through a political divorce and the demanding that anyone who comes in but to be serious about commit, featured act, you'll, go for like the way we treat the you you're out buddy, for Tom and his people. In Britain this week in musical, yes, in a manner of speaking thank you for. Every smog has been there on the television this week at Bell Tom. How aware are you of the mold? Must a general? I love the most men. I'm all about momentum,

like something that you have to cough up a couple of he's real he's like the saying stereotype of your country. Like he's your crocodile Dundee, hello is a monocle thanks, but that's not a reaction review. Yeah it does. Look like the protagonist in a field where an eighteenth century Lotus folded into an ice slide hold out in the twenty first century, with hilarious consequences of what I see as many locally to me up in a Sci FI film and the classic.

Where is it and then just refuse to listen to the answer? Two thousand and seventeen one thousand nine hundred and twenty four. Please give that interview to a morning breakfast show this week where he said that he is religious views mean that he does not agree with gay marriage. Abortion, even in the cases of rape and incest. Now obviously this is not ideal, but he's written quite alarmingly, praised in quite conservative newspapers for- speaking to his religious beliefs. Now I would suggest that that would have been the case if his name, wasn't Jacob Rees Mogg, but was instead Jacob Alamo, Texas, and he was insisting on Sharia LAW in mind to treat buck is for everyone loss of marriage. So I mean it bound to happen why there is a love for him that I can understand like even ironically, there's a facebook page cold con clog, the mug

which I assume is the worst parody of Bruce Springsteen's dancing in the dark ever can plug the monk can't plug the park. We're covered spot this mugs on fire, love him so much it's. We are as a nation. We, I believe, will never heal any of the problems that afflict soc until we stop being delighted by people who sound like people who used to own. My ancestors is a serious issue for us, but the most concerning thing I mean you can solve just adding people having yeah biblical views. If the Bible is there bag azure, you know I mean I took some impress there's something written only two thousand years ago is in his wheelhouse but just reading a book makers are taking spread bets on exactly when Jacob Rees Mogg now tipped as uh will mister pulls up to the houses of parliament in his delivery,

NBC twelve thousand time machine with his lawyer. Why? and I could ease the buy side well. Regarding saying violate, I play Bass was go ahead, an issue, his story off Gomes. Again, But he's a what I conicelli how he's become a tip to be of the Tory leader, which, like the most popular option in her survey on a conservative website, to be there next leader he's got. He suffers from a bad case of what doctors are now referring to as Boris Johnson Ritis, where he's a sort of affable, seemingly affable, posh guy sort of turns up and is kind of cartoon figure on various tv shows, but actually that mosque, some incredibly unpleasant than reaction reviews, and he he's really he's really animating Pongal in Rainbow exactly like bundle in rainbow exam. Actually like bundle in rainbow

and he, but he is getting a little behind him. So there's the more developments with activate which is the new Tory Youth Movement and you, conservative, youth movement unfortunately has a name that makes it sound. Like medication, you prescribed for someone with constipation blocked up. You need tonight now in prune flavor, it is a yogurt feature. Is it The launch of activate is not gone well, it's twitter account and it's Facebook account were both hacked in their first week and the hackers posted just that activates new support for Jacob Rees, Mogg's leadership beard and which is generally wrecking havoc on there. At one point, the groups throughout red activate Twitter account came under another successful hacking attempt at two thousand two hundred and twenty nine today activate have now control. Then the same account replied

its own tweet? No, you haven't been the account replied to that seriously. Pissoff Joshua, which would be, I think, Joshua, is demonstrating the best of conservative ideologies and entrepreneurial individual succeeding in the marketplace of ideas. The idea being that making Tories angry is very fun. The problem with activate is that it's designed to sort of get young people engaged in conservatism, but it was obviously clear is that there are no young people involved in its inception. You look at any of its marketing, which means it must be wide open to hacking, because the twitter accounts password is almost certainly password or just raise market juries mark yeah the website was like open to donations. So anyone could chip in money to support the activate cause, which was all lovely until they realize that the names would appear on the website. Meeting that activate save maybe twenty five Penn station from the likes of Harold ship, communism and

Listen to me, a manifestation of process currently at large in british politics in the post. Brexit are terrarium world described as the British process, which is an acronym for beyond rationality, inexplicable and trenchantly. Idiotic shit happens, and in what is now describes the political age. It's got its own name, they're, calling it the eon of accepted absurdity. Absolutely anything goes, however, harebrained or renders or hum straight, so I'm going to call, but I cannot imagine re smokers act actually becoming the ova. Hold of this nice. Why not- and he looks like the people that run this country for five hundred years, like history is absolutely on his side. With this one, it's going to turn out. The 20th century was something of a fluke in Britain. I like a jerk

over the name is Chandler to the chin of seven nation Army Rees. Mogg looks like he's day which added to the tune of dead zombie and they called the mug father, which means he makes people sleep with the fishes, but only after they married and also the fish is, must be a different gender to them. Yes, we cannot have comes a overrun by homosexual fish. I believe is the first point of his modified stuff, if only it was the first draft of judges will funnel the German. But you know it was a rocky stuff rectified, but I got some really exciting campaigns coming up in a bit about this. The gonna engage, you know, do youth with concern. Ism. I've been hit a glass and break away until you see Theresa, may busting out some sweet moves at Morris, dance, fest, twenty, eight plus there's the budget's been a campaign he can

They love you fidget spinners, then you'll toads dig budget spinners, which is all about using the uber red mechanism of austerity to spin those budget numbers into surplus righteous in it. Deactivates twitter can also said that Jacob a joke about the vision and competence to lead the conservatives into the next general election and deliver a bra, that truly works for everybody now number of other people have so they can do this, including Teresa by Jeremy, Corbyn Arlene Foster, the belgian Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt, yet level cool for breakfast was really you're going tennis, let public quite bus at seven am, is so rare that tragic east on pop singer. How the light Two. Twenty six novel fries, with Jean Baptiste Paraan Alberto Frog, the animated former orchestra impresario from the 1970s kids, tv series, God Everyone wants a brexit that works for all

is it even possible. I mean I think it's it is logistically impossible in the same way that remaining could not have worked for everybody. Nothing for work for every sorry, for the damper on the nature of human existence. Guys thinks everyone, but I have looked at the options for to work for all, and I think there are some firstly, a pretend brexit politics as discussed. Is ninety nine percent perception, so we to tell people that we've left yeah and then that way for both sides doesn't yeah and you could even using some kind of algorithm which, for those who don't know what it is, is the modern word for which graph target the most ardent Lee V at voters? with emails telling about new multi Quadrillion pound trade deals with Guatemala. Or Malawi or somewhere any aurora, broadest down and fake news website about how we've chapter everyone who can't provide direct blood

Is he from bow to say a everyone's happy, alternatively option, but he is a the break to the It's a five seconds ceremonial brexit, followed by a resumption of our membership in the EU, because the referendum did not specify how long we would you leave the eu4. This is the The Viking world record Well, it just popping to the shops with some milk yeah we just popped out, got some serenity and now we're back. We leave for five seconds. Everyone wins were better off economically The disenfranchise voters of the younger generations and future generations get what they want. Most importantly, we still have the EU to blame for absolutely everything that goes wrong in this country, which is what this country wants. Yes, that is,

that is the million pound quested, but also read the nine hundred ninety nine thousand pound question out. No sorry the pounds gone down again. The question is not an exchange rate job, let if we can what I went to uh England, South Africa Cricket, match years ago, at a time when the rand was out of form as a right, sure, say: yeah and the musical band ultra music saying you've got to the tune of what's up you got to round to the pound and it just went up and up over the course of what seemed like half an hour until it was up to about nineteen rounds to the it's just. There's not enough and yeah- that's not love currency based at but the question is after we leave the EU because basically, we spent the last twenty five years, blaming them for everything, and the question is

after we leave the EU. Who are we going to blame for the fact that country? So I have terrible feeling. I know the answer and it's literally staring back at me in the mirror absolutely dreadful feeling I don't worry, will always find a way to blame. You know come on that will never change its pretty shifty. I, to all the sort of pro brexit view out there, and there are a few and they contact me on Twitter. Every time, I'm on the show and tell me I'm quotes ruining the vehicle. Please Get your house in order, because we constantly told by Brexit is that it's not really about immigration is not really about raises about the rent. It does feel like the people driving your boss on the drunkest members of your party. Please get your shit together for the love of all of us. If you're in a back seat of Thelma and Louise's car, you want them to be stone, cold, sober and then press the excelerator

Let the record show that I tried to be nice. Let the record show when you tweet me told me already the bugle because of outbreaks of used. Let the record show that I tried to be nice. Even though, what you're doing is clearly a stupid idea, embarrassing date, news now. Ok now this is on the BBC ought to make that very clear. Ok didn't find this done. Some back alley of the advances on the baby. The bridge Broadcasting Corporation, will have Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation in my broadcasting corporation good woman trapped in a window after trying to retrieve poo after tinder dates, I'll, explain a woman who threw her poo out of a dates toilet window because it would would not flush had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it. The average gymnastics at a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith, when she panicked and through the

he's out of it did not. Look. I wouldn't know jugs of the story. It did not lead to the got. It became wedged between two non opening windows after climbing in head first offer. If he became wedged. Mister Smith had to call the fire service for help one number of this five service described the scene of the young woman lodged in between the windows desperately reaching for own fecal matter as a helpful metaphor of the United Kingdom's attempts that breaks it to Goshen. I gotta go in amateur gymnast, That's generous king aperture giblets, if you squeeze between two windows to between two windows, dull, up, good luck, winning gold in two thousand and twenty honey, also, the other crucial thing that we've all learned from this is their date. I had been on. Was the man does yes guys. This is a serious issue. Not all white people can handle not. No all why ease can handle the manned, don't be ashamed to order lemon and herb.

Not all white people can handle that, but that I want to see if he didn't deal with vendors, it would make it would make of a mass I quite still wears. This appears to be some kind of incredible indestructible. Durable soon, Madame Pasta shot put most

I let he who is not yet the place finish the let he who is the the take it is owed facing out of an all plastic toilet unplug out of a window at the end of the trip to retrieve said, feces goes stuck on a first date. I think we will be back yes, I'm I'm usually left offending someone well, at least it gives them a big to pick it up and get it enabled, because I've seen one or two Adam Sandler movies about time. I know how that plays out, but I love spring. The totally said you know the woman does when we nine, but MRS Smith said he had seen a scenes and who knows what the future holds lovely story to tell the wedding yeah hell of a story for their kids as well. How did you and dad meet? Well, let me tell you a story. You know why y'all are toilets in this house. Have industrial super flush is there's a good reason for that? When did you

just realize you were in love. Well, it was when she was John between desperately reaching out feature selection now and God is dead, discuss well, maybe call dad, but certainly not as alive as it used to be and plummeting jam down the credibility charts across the world. Over half of british people now say they have no religion, the popularity of religion and Christianity in particular, something in the USA and in Austria yeah um, I'm watch What's I'm I'm not on first name terms with your mighty, I do not fear the Lord and feeling is entirely mutual, uh. What you think

very few observable intercessions from the almighty really since one thousand nine hundred and sixty six, when he told the lines when the board of definitely doesn't prove the existence of God, then I don't know what does there was at one time that you carried Margaret Thatcher up to Heaven in a wood golden share it? If I remember from the coverage of her funeral in certain newspapers, But what I would say gates that Andy is there is Paul Gascoigne's slide in the semi finals of euro. Ninety six, which nearly resulted in a golden goal for England. The fact that he didn't make that surely that's proof that God does not exist or if he does he in Heights, England Contra God cannot have like that, german football team have Andy Moeller in it. Ok, so there is no conclusive proof of the non existence of a benevolent deity that but I would say, what's your view of the nineteen ninety six euro, us every file? I thought I was told about this before and I was just going a rogue that

I would say in religious terms. I would I still classify myself as being religious, but it's lapsed. Lapsed. Hindu right, which I define lapse any further. I'd become very hindi. Bio goes around the side start again: yes, triple negative I would say you know if you're on the fence, the wise religious for Hinduism, it's great, there's loads of them. It's like x, absolutely brilliant. Some of blue is phenomenal, absolutely extraordinary little and stuff. Yes, so that some of his more to today's demanding consumer yeah well will be huge fans of soul of song for world building, see the Marvel cinematic universe. Right but not out for years baby yeah the great other, pretty well yeah? They had, they had loads of good ones, guilt, yeah, the Roma, The Greeks had, I just think, Mono Theism may not have a place in a world of the Marvel cinematic universe. There is a true.

Engine. Fifty three percent of british adults said they don't believe in religion and actually a hundred percent of God's say that at the moment they don't believe in brick. One guard was quoted as saying I know. I flooded the world killing almost all life on earth, but breaks crazy, send a gift, percent of Americans identify as white and christian, and one hundred and of those people believe that Jesus also identified, as both of those things not willing to look at the difference there. I've said it once and I'll say it again. No none of the world's problem is going to be solved until everyone realizes that Jesus looks more like me than Robert Powell. And it is you know it's a competitive market out. There consume today's consumers, shop around, and maybe some of the promotional packages offered by some of the leading religions are not that attractive shortly for women or norm heterosexual people, listen what unlimited LISA Phelps,

the site was, we could eat data, but despite the fact that will increasingly secular, still twenty six seats in the House of lords for bishops wow is it time to reassess this might be split them according more to what people make maybe have some bishops and then maybe twenty three seats for fashion vloggers. Just the way we should be going or football. Load Shearer, but not put one percent quarterly growth is just not good enough God, but let But how can you sleep in a place called the House of lords? I'm sorry, I still am reeling from watching are diesels would use the phrase fashion. Bloggers did not it's like fighting out a cat can use chopsticks fashion for loggers that right, sorry, that's login.

Just how can you sit in a place called the House of lords when you believe in an actual global? It's like a satanist looking at a healthy in theater restaurant, big, like oh yeah, I believe in bills above and everything, but I also love dressed up. Also, I think when it comes to the House of lords and modernization, let's not start pulling at that thread 'cause. That does not end well, I think The bishop's at the House of the Lord has a problem is a bit like finding a typo. In my account religious, I'm in and out, but I'm not saying that if you are religious, that you're an idiot or anything on that, I'm I'm thinking that this list there's even less these religion, because it turns out that Facebook has now I'll take it. Islam right, it's a daily users. I don't really understand what, because I mean I didn't realize that it was an either or situation between face.

Look all Islam I didn't realize, but on the other hand, I have not read the terms and conditions of Facebook very possible that, in addition to owning our photographs, they forced us to renounce any previous gods. We may or may not have believed in contact. Anything led by boys. Facebook well, it's like a religion in a lot of ways, and it doesn't pay. Tax often makes it feel should about yourself loves watching everything you do and it was started by a Hornil owner kind of makes sense until mosques and churches start providing information about what your ex is up. Two and links to sites that allow you to find out which Gilmore Girls, you are they're, probably not going to compete in place. But then I would say that, because I'm such a Rory

religion, news, there's a very exciting new computer game called fight of gods. You can make Jesus beat, building just what the world needed right now was more things involving flashes of religions, real or otherwise. I mean obviously Jesus going back going back Jesus to take on, But it's not my name is not. It is about ' is fighting white with all due respect, but that's the problem is, it depends on which incarnation of the Buddha you go for, 'cause. The younger brother is ugly so you don't have a full put a died on the toilet. Don't let people know that back further? The hound dog is gonna, sit on that one Scott bios best in many ways

and I do love the fact that someone is thought I've only. There was a way to find out what would happen when religions would fight each other. There is away it's called the entire history of everything myself, shocking down unplayable thunder box, like a peak era, curtly Ambrose, moves that they've got what is water in Jesus, because Jesus only a pacifist yeah, turning like just multiplying bread and throwing that both the poster notorious warmonger the brother. If anything, these are the two worst gods to have face off of each Jesus is the after. So just turning the other cheek yeah exactly just because we tell you to take these is the base of turning water into wine and try to get, but the drug could defeat in that way. But I have this: some of these delicious wall is definitely will a I'll it just sits and meditates and rated to reach enlightenment when Jesus turn water into wine it was it was

one. The world's first they are walking a couple of that's a bit of that story, you're struggling with the plausibility of those with magician. You said it before it got damn liar vodka to me oh, what a night out that would be absolutely lashed in the Nazareth Wetherspoons. Jesus is on the case Just some quick Royal news: Prince George, the five year old, professional Protoman Optical overlords, who, as exclusively revealed on the bugle in was twenty level, two thousand and eleven main you're looking at the wrong guys all popped popped out. The role boomers are natural, fully functioning automatic prince, whose princely baby puke, of course, when spread on penguins Wings and he had his first day at school.

The Big NEWS in Australia as well huge, huge yeah. Of course you guys love them, love might well. How do I for the young role in future, king of Gibraltar. Well, it went socially well. Every time the prince owns a question is new school. The teacher has to tell him he's, got it right or not. You know we'll take that takes you to the Tower of London. For me, the execution of each correct owns, which, as that is all of them, twelve trumpeters hunk, a quick blast of god- save the queen no school boy it we will be treated as normal boy. Part from sacred right to joust, she is entitled to do in the school playground in any school corridors longer than four meters and in the school hall. It's writing one or more of a horse or bicycle a dragon or a royal motorbike, and on his first day he just had four year old, Emilius Kroger off of a bench with a giant pencil, during lunch was the other boys and girls reaching chicken nuggets Prince George simply looked at his plate and turned it into a roasted sworn. It was

My man of the match is close, but will come off. The ball landed on one of the spikes of his crown, stuck in the just lot totaled into the goal for the win. He has a constitutional right to play for Chelsea when every to months, by the way he's So that's the only one voice is personal equity in the school he chose a five year old, blotter and julep him, the other children cost We belong to the crown. Profits from them will be plowed cloud back into the development of a new Wi Fi enabled scepter tax free there will be updates on Georgia. Schooling every week for the next thirteen years has only on the the official view of the official podcast of Sex Coburg. The Windsor RD in it and if you're trying to get beheaded, you are going the right way about it. The royal family. They are great people. Please don't deport me hundred years ago this week, change their family name to Windsor from Saxe Coburg Gotha because of the old little

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since that you'll find here on. The bugle then check that out. Please I heard there was an unfortunate snafu in your recent interview with out here sure I don't know what you talking about when I confused his material with your big deal about it, which hiking at country back to dish with taking our country back. I don't have time to load all the different names that angles Jesus. Picture picture good stuff yeah. So do you have which blog well, I would like to plug my american tour dates, but they appear to be still more up in the air and then would be ideal at this stage. What's the I mean, I imagine it's what Shay Stadium Shea Stadium is off the agenda White House Madison Square and round the garden there will be

I'll be pulling in the garden only in a boxing capacity called about Greg's gotta fight someone, so thankfully, hopefully, next week, it'll be from sort of MID October by the looks of it like Google This place next week. All is on the second thing. Some of the seventeen is an afternoon show off the note. Yeah reason I still until wait to do it. Well, I mean it: let's go with gentiles yeah. Why not do you have? the guy that you need to get to ten minutes after that? One finishes at that point: in the rounded up keeping a ride in a taxi to bring people there was due to bad planning. There was a ten minute gap between the life bigger than my last solo show. Salt? Would you plumbing allowed here I would hear any of it and see what you see. Radioterapia

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