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The Bugle Audio newspaper. A visual would now be. You are welcome to issue four thousand and fifty four of the bugle, the world's primary and leading, and indeed only audio newspaper visual world for the week beginning Monday, the twenty fifth of this
by which means you vessels I'm and water collection of gifts we have for you today. Firstly, what's in this package, yes, it's me
and enjoying me here in London, let's see,
This one is,
I rise Andy Hollow Hollow Alice.
How you will say that of it's? A! U everyone at my show, hooves oho show in a range of different guises.
what you say about you, some skin, a lot of fun. I've enjoyed the shit out of our goods. Good at most of the auditors have, I think,
moral. This later on,
it was live from
LOS Angeles, it's the
national fugitive of the year twenty seventh eighth capture. If you can interpol, you ve got nothing on a basis.
whose big Mr Lot House in London they scribbling settling the fanciful wisdom, hell involvement.
he was on
hello, Andy can get off the ground
the water I've been in books for a lot of
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Oh very nice! Andy very nice, I'm in the USA. At the moment nothing happened again very peaceful place. How was how South America? Oh it's, it's delightful
the internet didn't work that much. I had no idea what was happening in the rest of the world was real tonic to the psyche.
and also eight Parana Ribs Parana ribs. Yes, what the actual bones of the poor
or the flesh around the bones. The flesh around the bones of a giant Parana was alive. There were cook rock, is on the line
It was not consensually dead and cooked Roy Wasn
can only hills swimming across the Amazon. I didn't like
punch in the throat and then eighty three,
in a kind of primal display of superiority, but I was strong
how you? U disarm, Parana punches in the throat with your computer,
he did all the research of this before going to South America. What baroness live on every street corner near
I would not call her
We recommend that an approach to buglers, but maybe, if you can but a muslim Parana, you can disarm them. Whatever way you one rises
Getting the Muslim is a challenge right. Ok, have asked why I thank you. Everyone,
mazel tov as the greeting after ILO, so this is bigger. Four thousand fifty four,
following beginning, as I said Monday, the twenty fifth of December course,
significant anniversaries that birthdays famously of g.
This crisis and
Struggling England, opening Botswana, Alister Cook and statistics,
Joe coincidentally, the faith in both men in England is at an all time low.
in the year three hundred and thirty six was the first recorded celebration of Christmas in Rome I went Pope Julius. The first got drunk pulled up. A kind of a tree in the Vatican garden
put in his living room hid behind it as a prank told US cardinals, gilded tongue.
into a tree is a miracle covetous pets and Ike Alfonso engulf painted bearskin body sought as a treat alfonse clubbed is the tree in terror. Hence tinsel
square baubles, come from Julius Senate far too much foods and fell asleep in front of the Tele had I was the first ever Christmas
A further problem is not just Christmas. Of course there are others.
This is well in India is good governance die
this one day of the year in which India gives a shit about good governance. It was established in twenty fourteen, arguably light.
Ok, I'm of offshore. Judging for
that has been telling us up over the course of his career as a b will correspondents? No now it is, it is not. It is not working at its go to them.
To bury on a day when the rest, the world, isn't paying attention because it stuffing its vice with food.
Pressure. Isn't it yes, and also this is the feast day
Saint Anastasia of Sirmium, the Christians,
into died on the twenty fourth of December three hundred for a few days, the twenty four December that
shit. I too have your face day as a sites talk about being
overshadowed by your boss. That is bad mood.
Anastasia should have held on
late one day, as always, a section of the bill is going straight.
And the ban not open this week strike the Christmas stocking
in this way
It was only others into change
Walter, you well bred and must not be. I once got a been in
Christmas stocking? I got
a wicker, that's shaped been because of
Her mother had made us such big Christmas stockings
to fill them with things like inflated balloons. Just so they didn't seem empty. I'm one year I got a been what you, what do you mean
a mother had to fill them Helen. Surely that was Santa Claus himself
the works in part time or ok? I'll, that's good! That's good! Where we have a service, be every year in the in my family, that to my wife,
fervently believes orthodox christian tradition that the entire stocking is given by Santa Claus. Scale: no divorce, one of course,
It may help growing up in the judeo christian tradition, one hasn't from Santa Claus and the rest from the local rabbi,
the section that it is as discussed. The Christiana go pagan festival of Christmas renowned for his family, bonding rapacious commercialism, indoor forestry, easily Mashable,
declarations: unease in Cancun, shouting children now, obviously all buglers.
We know that you will be down on your bending ace thanking Jupiter, giving you his only Son Santa Claus too.
Given the sin of having enough money for anything in January. But what about those non believers who loves you jump on the Christmas bandwagon? It gets
free swag formula anyway well way, give here well
the section in the stocking this week last minute Christmas gifts, things do got an emergency meekly by when you realize
but to day than that, your presence we look at pogo socks. Do you needs to find it
basic to put away those unwanted Christmas gifts on the top of toll, wardrobes or too high up cupboard.
on the top of some high shelves, then the boy Tech, pogo socks
Could we just what you need using technology perfected on the pogo? Stick, the pogo socks, insects bring us!
can bring you up to nine feet in the air without the income
in having to pick up a stick, not recommended for use
feeling Taos not verified, we used by the NBA or the double f. Also we look
the wireless three d wooden log. Are you called
setting fire to a wooden log could be just what you did this winter. This old.
Wireless freedom mention genuine would wooden log burns when
fire so produce warming.
For all the family wifi compatible. So that section in the bed
top story. This week, Bugle twenty thousand and seventeen awards Molly award for the
I if twenty seventeen is again peddled, haven't less evident
is because I've been a lot of significant global figures around the world's oh
this a lot of happiness,
for a lot of unhappiness to this planet. Is it Roger Federal Helen and if not, you ve got it wrong. It's not. The FED
the leader football shit, you reckon it is my
suggestion VI of the EU would be a stallion senator Barnaby Joyce, who came out with a very strange statement in response to gay marriage wrought crocodiles. Incorrect was what
That statement he said everyone's entitled to their sexual.
Please let a thousand blossoms bloom is
as I am concerned, with a sort of increasing panic, and then you just turn on a diamond said: Bernard
banning any more time on it, because every three months in funnels Queensland, a man gets torn to pieces by a crocodile. What, because of the guys
don't just because of the crocodiles, even always, although the gaze as quickly as our serious about so he wasn't blaming the guys for the crocodiles or eating people. He just didn't like he just didn't like talking about
feeling he went straight to grow at a health problem
How, then, is your I gotta? Twenty seven, seventeen Michael
of twenty. Seventeen is
a man in China called Kai, he's twenty eight. He was
a thousand gene for real
he painting trucks,
lines because he said he was very frustrated
about his daily bus journey to work, he said that there were
two three lane situation middle aged straight heads sidelines after the sides he said I saw the straight line was always packed with cars, while the lane that turns left has a lot of space. So I thought
ending? The signs would make my commute smoother. So just
there on the word painted and
the euro in the left lane, so you can go forward and the region,
he's my icon of twenty seventeen is, he sold
Something which had been established did not fit in with him.
version of the world.
He changed it to his own ends. It not just words.
Tromp is doing Helen. I don't want to be complete,
about him. That's why I is
the twin seventeen icon. I say right so like Time magazine,
person of the more someone who's who's been good for the planet. They also caused by
irresponsible for having this gone wrong in the Middle EAST? Show I mean if you pay.
deadlines all over that, then maybe people are getting it into each other
borders mechanism with the roadmap for peace is not. The road map must, through programmes such as islands, on
road. It is only a nice big sign that says terrorists this way, and it just takes them straight down a shoot but of a problem
terrorists. Are they don't always by simple instructions,
So if I can't really deal with the police, don't kill everyone, rule and roads, roads onto gonna, be Turkey for them so
his size, the bugle icon of the air, the road painting man from China Alice. What is your
ward. For the mai
but is similar to the Spirit of the Time award of the year in the desert, not for a person. It is for a significant figure, which is to say the payment
his middle, the pain at thirty thousand year running this year. Importantly Helen the year of the exposed, pain us and when I say the exposed pain. As I mean the exposure of the exposed penises, a form of trend,
sectional leverage business I get it. Business is awkward if we could.
Just establish stab status in a situation like gibbons do things
be so much easier to understand. I know how
many times. I've had to restrain myself from slinging my flaps out in the boardroom, all over lunch
to demonstrate goodwill to a sexy middle aged boss. Is that why you left the world of corporate lorries
slash thrown out Andy, what the old details and penises throughout the year
the penis woman, I want ya- think I'm Bob most most men
what in the chinese year of the painter, something which, as you say, has been every year so
when has been a difficult year if the exposed exposed penis any hope for the future, is going to mount a comeback. I think that it is
as ever hopeful rise again. The pain us, but I am in a sort of an instructional evidence,
functional sort of mnemonic for Paypal. If you know that
Can you just gamblers? You just have to know when to hold it no went to folded.
I went to walk away and no end to run
I just think generally as a rule of thumb, unless you are a male stripper, business
takes penis is never a good idea. Broadest file that drilling or blind
are blindly CERN. Apis giant
second example: the harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
in the past the pain, as has always been behind the scenes, driving, may
motivation. Everything in male human history was built by bonus, in spite, but I think it's good
they were by the way that the amount given launch exerted.
A large majority
good thing that we ve drawn back the veil on this is peanuts, feel my award for the year is transaction of the year and it really is a story for me, that's encapsulates the entire world of twenty. Seventeen is the one internet which would be blasted into space and time capsule to be discovered by future Eileen Civilised
since this is a story of the millionaire chinese online writer who spent seven thousand six hundred pounds on it.
dram of whisky in a hotel, but
in Switzerland, only
discover that it was in fact fight whiskey,
seen century vintage whisky transport to be a bogus nineteen? Seventeen lie. I beg bogus
three bologna of bottled bullshit. If we cannot trust seven thousand six and repair talks of whisky in swiss hotels, what can we try?
in this world of our heroes. Any more to be fairly
the hotel. In a blast of honesty, not everyone in the news this year would necessarily have replicated. He had. The whisky analyzed discovered that it was indeed fight and fluted
gonna too personally reimburse the buyer, who we must hope, instantly spent seven thousand six hundred pounds on a solid gold gherkin. Instead, now a number of questions arise from this story, for example, is it
specifically possible Helen Analysis to enjoy sipping three points,
middle liters of liquid at a cost of just over two pounds per cubic millimeter without thinking to yourself,
cannot resist the temptation to ask for a squad of coconuts justice, either look on the bomb, and can you convince yourself that your precious morsel of liquefied here
is seven thousand six hundred times nicer than a shop shot of cheap vodka. During her
We are at your local student bar that this one mouthful of whisky is justified.
They work that money when he could, instead of board seventy six thou
Pencils for your local school or saved seven
hundred and sixty endangered Saharan penguins. A bargain investment at ten, Ria opine, false
thirteen percent of a new bathroom, full british health secretary Jeremy hunts, who was a close second in most ludicrous expenditure of the prison. Forty grant pizza anyway. This story for may come by
everything you could possibly want to exemplify. This famous punter evolves in twenty seventeen, the rising influence of China people making,
who put money on the internet, people spending
stupid money made on the internet on ridiculous expenditure on needless luxury items. People then writing internet posts in which they tell the Well
about their stupid expenditure? Only this luxury items and something being fight, fake trick
Think it's all fake, fake, fake, fake. That pollutes is fake, because
Much of it both snake did you still get drunk on it. What
this made out of. Was it diluted, coke?
Is it the gravy? Was it barley, water? I think it was that I don't have a liquor
but spirits of angels. It also involve
the use of a scientific laboratory to investigate something of less than pressing importance for the betterment of humanity. Come on sides rise the bar and involve the knee.
This flight, some majestic the environment, aware of whose boss
involved alcohol. What more could you want from a story about the world?
it is also about. When China,
to limit, which is vital to the future of the planet.
in my view, the Christmas NEWS now I wish you all the official Bugle Christmas correspondents. What what have you over us on Christmas NEWS, cutting,
Google. The UK is the country most obsessed with Christmas,
clean registry sticks,
They claim that bridge people in Britain make more Christmas searches than anywhere else in the world, and I understand the urge to google Christmas Christmas is entirely inexplicable. Is Africa has its mash up
pagan, traditions, christian messaging and capitalist. Great, what even is it? What is Christmas pudding? I will tell you Christmas: pudding is the classic Christmas deserted? You take milk eggs,
pleasantly defined. Feudal traditions are enshrined, fakes, no sultanas, goodwill to mankind and some weird chewy bits
boil it for fourteen hours and send on file. Someone has a fight with their cousin
Christmas is where spending the time with your family that you always tell you said you wanted, but somehow spent a whole year, avoiding you realize that you have engendered itself protective MS answer p, bordering on complete emotional blacklist in the face,
constant, incomprehensible stimulus that is constantly connected and experts.
This modern world, driven by temporary disposable goal, oriented Doug, remain dispensing social media notifications while buys a radical
rising of the Scrooge story that that's that's superb, so
but what we oughta, where the best Christmas nation in the world you are- I mean yeah, you you do that you do the whole
thing: you do that creating too much, so you can pretend you still have food seasonal food security concerns like it's. It's a fantastic tradition. I think the whole thing is
truly ridiculous, but you are a militant Buddhist. So
everyone is- and I was everything seems traded house in us
Failure there there's nothing like watching. Fake plastic. Snow melting in forty degree hate it's the Chris
in Australia is the only time good. Family fun involves standing around watching a sweating man strapped to a pillow in a bad fake, be a desperately try to act like that.
not a creepy thing to do around children while simultaneously inviting them to sit on his knee and tell him secrets that was partitioned
television throughout the seventies
What sir wasn't LOS Angeles look at critical and there's not a huge amount of natural snowfall and it's it's. It's palm trees
swift fur tinsel around the Monday. What could be more festive
that's what they had in Bethlehem. Of course, GPS.
The problem is more realistic.
Ass? A mentioning other Christmas news. A special report has just come out our countries, despite tradition
wisdom. Suggestion its turkey's would not vote for Christmas.
Opinion a sitting,
a referendum on Christmas was close. I took over Christmas well and I have voted for chump.
A new opinion polls. It isn't a majority of Turkey's are in fact in favour of the festival which is quite answering entering in particular in the current age of democratic people that we live in the view
book exclusively on this to wrong wattle chops, they spoke study for the british, paltry party- Andy Christmas, just a profile in Britain that we would not otherwise enjoy sure that is eight.
It is an issue with the old death rates, but at least people are taking notice of turkey to the rest of the year. People just think we are wonky overgrown chickens with serious fitness issues. Besides, if it wasn't for
dismiss. Many of us wouldn't even be here to have the chance to vote on it in the first place
they seems out. That's that that that you and your fellow Turkey's should be in favour of the ostensibly seems to have such a negative effect on your species,
and we re no. This is not just about us. I know its not trendy these days, but we Turkey's votes for the overall good of everyone, not just US
else, and Christmas is not only good for the economy, but it is also an important time of the year for Social and family holding in an increasingly at country and world, if it so happens that this necessitates
mechanized slaughter of millions of Turkey's. Then we have to stop thinking of ourselves first
is that still allowed in the polling station in Britain you humans are voting, we all share.
Do your own democratic demise. And yet you give us all this shit about whether or not we vote for the screen Christmas. You make me being sick. You gluttonous hypocritical narcissist, not give me that Conan
Also a salad you promised, or I'm gonna shipowners sounded gotta run. Thank you talking to the bugle strolling strongly expressed opinions from from run the butt.
importantly, the other side of these things in ISIS is Christmas NEWS, the sun? Will it's more bad journalism news, but the sun has published a top notch piece of terror mongering and entitled ISIS thugs.
most bizarre image of beheaded Santa Claus as terror groups.
How to launch Christmas attacks
So the sun has brought out a range of terrifying images which are from
The ices publicity I dont
what they mailing list dislike, but just
can you didn't know how afraid you should be well in the midst of your Christmas dinner, they said that gene.
please have called on Lone Wolf attackers to target ordinary families in their homes at Christmas, which I think, statistically the ten
of Christmas is entirely adequate unto itself. I don't think
We need to worry about people bombing
our homes. I think we need to worry about buying
If Miss presence that the people we don't like that they won't like an
games of resentful relationships or destroying monopoly and drunk
grubby ants vomiting off the edge of the rand into the kitty, so we need
about capitalism invasion, our homes, not bombers.
in some christmases, a terror attack would be a welcome. Relief is once they get warm, and also Christmas well used a strange bearded man, but a student
our houses, Attica, Bugle, Naughty news
Now I'm done instantly as well as Britain being the nice and thoughts such as Christmas too much on the internet, as I was revealed,
apparently Christmas is the holiest time of the.
As the saying goes, it's the most ha needs of the air and its own ends.
some of this you as naughty news correspondent of a couple of stories. Fourth, yes, indeed
The fish news? There is
species of fish that gathers
once a year for reproductive rights.
That is so loud, but never.
sea mammals are in danger of permanent hearing loss
Was this other Blue Plata Attenborough rising it? I buy it
tat you had to run away, otherwise it would have been shot. The Gulf Corvina fish,
sorry the dog is without doubt one of the few. Let's keep that sound effects. It has a little too on the nose. The Gulf coolly Jesus,
since then that but not world sat itself level? The bugle, you might have noticed listening
Ireland is not technically and recording studio in LOS Angeles law. They then I
But the engineer is caning
he's running wild with a pack of wolves, everyone goes to highlight a choice of removing dogs. What a work in progress
what you I'm mumble environment in a year, she's the best engine, but this is the Gulf. The Gulf convene fish
Several million gulf cooling lavish gather,
northern part of the Gulf of California in Mexico and
The males, mating cool sounds like machine guns,
two hundred and ninety decibels, so just remember suggest
but the sound of millions of
fishy machine guns firing at the same time, partly
the loudest wildlife events on planet earth and the loudest sound ever recorded for fish like job. What about what happens when, when those covered
fish watch, the opening saint of saving private right, never got not
but is the his the downside of this because
professor, so level, downside, there's a downside,
because the fishes so loud fishing boats know exactly where they are and scoop up a couple of million of them at the time. So the species is ironically dwindling because of
mating goal. That is a super piece of of on the spot
Wildlife. Rapporteur of Helen, thank you very much in other rude news. Some people in Stafford Virginia requested
joke when they were ordering a pizza online and there's the box to feel him for special instructions, which should include absolutely no pineapple and testify, and so the pizza hop delivery person.
did accordingly bright a joke inside the lid of the box and is the joke. What do a pizza delivery
driver undergoing ecologist. Having common, would you care to guess the punchline right?
knows it, but I don't like angels important that impetus.
enjoy talking about their work, family gatherings,
looking inside boxes. That would have
better than the real one.
The is real one. They both have to smell it, but neither of them get to eat it.
I am employ, was fired, fired Gandhi,
on with absolutely no pineapple in either, for he could see his also affair point. That seems a bit harsh, nay implosion. He was requested to write a jug. She, a lady, can yeah it's a lady jerk lady logo. Listen,
the road to rot yeah. This is why women shouldn't try comedy you have a labour getting fired from preacher companies. It's too dangerous!
but you could use that as a gift. Rap inspiration for your Christmas presents the only three appropriate gifts at Christmas
gold, frank, incense and mama, although
Actually not many people know this, but it's gold, Frank, incenses monster and the
Now it's time for they conclude against elements of the bugle advent Callin
or of lies? While we got up to the twenty second of December last week, so just
two days ago, although we
of a bonus for the twenty fifth, a bonus to attracting having hounds only got to the twenty fourth but till you're getting a twenty. Fourth, as well, here is twenty third of December. The queen
This year is set to give her first live Christmas speech, since one thousand nine hundred and fifty six ever since and they're being pretty
what just in case enlarging fifty six live off the very best,
Christmas, launching the whole thing in a rather incoherent twenty five minute game of Shiraz, with the official role
moments of Prometheus Herring jingled them
didn't get much further than that. Serious crisis was a bit shits before they run out of time
on the twenty fourth of December this open
don't say was then made a big one on the twenty. Fourth, the end of Christmas traditionally falls on the sixth of January, the twelfth day of Christmas. As this
famously goes the reason for Christmas.
Ending vanished. Was this with the debate on the sick the January in the year, one eighty that a national news by
in the holy land, the daily grilled run the first,
body, shaming article about the virgin Mary struggling to recapture her pre birth figure, and that was considered the end of Christmas, and this is for the twenty
December, the traditional boot.
Christmas drink of economic traditionally by tradition,
represents? The holy see failed seminal manslaughter. That cannot be right after crack check that authorities. That's not that's not true. I thought the current and emerging as a double
That's, let's move Christmas Food NEWS now and scrutiny. Milvain. The multiple Michelin stored celebrity shift
as open up his latest seasonal pop up restaurant milvain, of course, well known
for his many Michelin start areas, including Golden got rot in Copenhagen, that working lobster in New York bugs bunnies. They triple start rabbits inedible insect
restaurant in the clock, Elaine Services on the M twenty five south of London and that, of course, the cravats wore a sea food imported Medina after this after slaughter their own
Elfish? Well, which is the lightest religious themed, festival, outlet or Festa Runt
The Asia previously, of course, done smoked. Fish speciality cafe Yom Kippur Einstein
based on that it evaluates and Roman for Ramadan which did not ideal opening asthma, commercial point of view and, of course,
he's his high and crucifixion famed fishing chip. Restaurant in the Vatican called my caught. My cards fry has travelled for us take on me anyway. So don't worry listeners there's a country,
at any more time to the time of already gotten concentric, held I'll, be appearing in host club bobbing
but this is the latest Christmas. Papa falling from large is very successful, jingle boughs and which is very spicy. Damn tasty plague, Mary Havoc with your insides this this year is Christmas, Papa entitle three wise men use and then- and let's just give producer Chris a little credit for that for come out of tat
the rest of you have to choose from three Christmas. My news from the following main causes nativity
new, born sausage saviours served in a mushroom major attended by well what stocks,
donkey with an angelic protection of Lamb, hotly pursued by Herod. The grapes birth beneath a star of prescient bread risen in the east or you can choose panic. Slain first born of Turkey
slowly baptized in a g surveyed appearing above immaculate,
so my served with Magi three wise gas bought Joe Balthazar Kenya and milk milky horse have served with a flight into Egypt. Oil can change that God Gulf the Gulf
consents, mirth dish, dulled, Indonesia, Delicious apple, catch up, squatted on
a flaming sensed frankfurter with mirth
infused Moran deserts
is that you can choose an jellies on high scream, Gooseberry, Gabriel's or a child.
but Messiah cheese.
virgin common births and them to drink wine and tape, but its listed in french divan. Eighty definite divinity
when it anyway, how can you live with yourself, Helen Europe? We had about fifteen months of living with me.
yeah. Bring outside of your mind is bad enough. That being in a country might imagine let's talk about. It
you go Christmas, twitter question and answer session thanks to those who are sent in questions with the hashtag abuse,
Christmas, others came from Leah who asks for my house like Google Christmas present. Can we have the beeps replaced with a festive sound, Chris
yeah are you? Are you all over this? Yet? Hopefully, even you got preference yourselves.
Well I want you to do is just the Christmas. This up got yourself, you bunch of my work most workers, what about just a big but that the bodies? The true,
John of Christmas, claiming that policy makers, Mary, did probably burp Jesus quite soon after he was. The first is, firstly that you never hear about that, but never before
Christmas Dorothy. What Jesus is me chromium. I've got
question from Lily, and can we rename Hashtag Bugle Christmas, two hashtag beagle if your Christmas Christmas its
that provide useful. Consider that consider that dumb, Anthony asked
The beagle finally acknowledge the existence of Malta. La dialogues acknowledged Malta.
This thing I mean: what is that? What are we talking about?
You just waking up. Words. Does off there's no proof that motorists- absolutely none, except for the moment,
Jesus you might in the beach the chocolate beach pebbles of the men,
Dean striven wants to know Alice. Is it true that in Australia, since as the summer holiday bear it isn't reindeer that traditional son to slay, but flamingos,
no Dane no, it is not true. It's not true, it's not true,
and I do not understand why, having expressed a dislike
mingoes people are attempting to connect with me on a human level by constantly giving me flamingo gifts. Oh, how do you think
They feel when everyone opens a brilliant labour Helen Burns.
You know what it's like Alice, you had to flee the country together rhythm this circle from Jennifer, as could you do a high at shout out for my dad? That would be great mine. I added
I add my model for excuse my mom,
It is called this morning that Dr Worthy Eddie Christmas distraction very much welcomed.
Well, maybe you should start a fire on the other side of the driveway filtrate their minds off the car
a whole ox any plans to do more live chosen in different places around the UK. Well in the more bugle live, shows off the new year. Eighteen January, at less growth is a sad story. Alleys Fraser you my little. If you been listening to
best of the show and several other peoples and the twenty second of February, featuring
Kay model be another guest. Asia shows as well
The Uk Cunning opens with life. He was but my satirist for high at all,
will be taking in many places around the UK envied Ireland from the thirteenth of January onwards, data
I was at Andy's. Also look out at UK and myself are there to show and he's
since twenty seventeen, the such far because we also featuring Alice, has been extended despite public that, due to public above
outside use of public money simply isn't true. I think someone pulled out that a gap by the ways been extended and we can pretend you to public
demand, even though it patently isn't so. Please come along with an extra,
chosen, the knife to the twelfth of January
May I variety of bad disguises the second, so please try to make those less empty than they may be.
And then comes the other shows as well. So we ve got a twenty. We go up till the twenty third before Christmas. Have your listening to this immediately than the twenty eight to the thirtieth than he second to the six and the ninth to the twelve of January.
showing the twelfth of January S get eyes. So I hope you probably got just about.
Time to go to undo, showed the Soho get on a plane. Does
friends get my shoes
not until ten p m right on time.
differences in your favour? You're gonna need a false pride, but we are less. Can you got recognition Concord?
Tell me what you're doing sitting around watching television dreaded birthdays the seventh of January. That's good!.
that? Also, coincidentally, the birthday of my twin brother, Google Chrome. It shows that there are special meeting with genetics,
Thank you very much for your Christmas Christmas questions.
I was coming in for future vehicles at two. I love you balloons at the people. Pumped off don't come. I just wanted to say
Q, fiddled hearing this ship through the years like paternal sheep,
captain in one of those polar fleeces felice. Never dad
the Navy dad, but ogre dig go but who's been
forced to drag decommissioned ordinance through the snowy waters of the north atlantic
to do a mistletoe now, while well
Ok I'll stop, as it is time that it has already raised this. I would like it
to recommend everyone towards water charities physically in remote rural villages that don't have access to both water. You know the ones that,
with no l. No l! No well now. I know a lot about better, but that strong asked about that.
I had a charitable do hotel in at this point here on a good
it's all right. I've dropped off the Skype cool just more about what the dog well
before we we wrap up.
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merry Christmas. You
Christmas Helen, I hadn't off of the palms out just for you there
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very good. I doesn't have my fucking fire with fire up Helena, think well consider that Gaza you're not you're, not gonna, be with us for Christmas this year and consider,
my Christmas gift to you, a feeling all right now with the five thousand mile distance between us. What brings us to the
will they be able Christmas special. Thank you very much for listening. If you didn't switch off during the last five minutes, we'll be back next week with a
the sub episode
but some outstanding extras struck highlights of this year and
Yes, he is and will be
in the new year with another, regular people, don't get that like people on the eighteenth of general come and see my show how shoguns you haven't on the twelve January in San Francisco.
I'm gonna see Alice, but also my show loathing Andy so and I'm doing a new show on the first of January and seventy Jerry,
Get your birthday present ready birthday, flamingo picture establishes
debate on the seventh, no pineapples police
but you were listening. Big was until next time goodbye,