The bugle audio. You If it were a visual work, I must introduce you fair found and sixty three of the Bugle Audio newspaper for world, which seems bizarre company, is not assisting self destruct. Devising the humanity real world upset. You must. I am and these alderman These our time kosher keeping champion of the UK no disgrace, but a better place. And I'm joins today. Why to Britain's for most emissaries to the planet. Earth two people have been traveling the world exclusively for the bugle. Recently putting in the groundwork for employed part to the sequel- first, not back here in London briefly and between trickster

basically everywhere it's Miss Goma, Hollow Andy, hello, buglers, Hawaii, Well, thanks niche, so I think you will ask on the show you ve you been to bite. You been exploring the world a sanctuary column, Yeah go around the world awkwardly observing people doing this, what things as they are facing been a member of the royal family for the last three weeks, just walking around places looking at Paypal discipline in their traditions, delicate, really bad job of their having people be nice to be our fear. Politeness so me where you been to resale right festival again, I shouted yeah and I went to an event called the golden shares three the Eu Anti competitive, shape, fear Rita for obscure sports. We need is to be standing a shed in the middle of rule.

New Zealand watching three people rice each other to see who can share shake, quickest and standing there. Thinking to yourself, a calculator tells us of about a lot of results, but for obscures wars. That was not the origin of the Trojan war. Three goddesses at a sheep sharing rising what there's a couple of king innovations. I think we should worry back most war. One of them is have the common tax is pretty much on the pitch their role, There are those, like things, are always doing a great job. Sharing that shape our now he's really slow down, and I just think that would improve multiple if the competitors could hear what commonplaces was saying. Why really? Some she's. Placing this boxing match is a complete waste of everyone here tonight, because what are these guys he's? Gonna get absolutely killed away from that where I engaged in some polynesian dancing around, which I think we ve already discussed, I did very badly.

I really felt very close to William and hurrying that my rights as well as I that bought what is worse than that and then I went to Japan, amazing country, Andy, japanese culture has improved my life, so many in so many different ways weather is the compact Esquire of Cinema VA characterise our or sushi robin. By turns out the way it really cheap My life was when I took a dump it. A japanese toilet. Rumours are all true. Whatever you ve heard, it's more so right the seats were hated. A spray went up my ass, help deal with will. Hopefully, scientist refer to as the aftermath I was unbelievable. Growing water dump ice oh god, in a japanese toilet. They cleaned my ass. I was in reality

several even having actually, while at the time by which I mean you ve been being chased by boat with a large hall. By that date- ok, yes, there is why leg, but on the other hand, mice cheeks were ate it and was subjected other piece, a commentary, firmer, obscure sport or even possibly, in the latest efforts of the joint. Moreover, later on joining us, live by yogurt port and string via another yogurt pot, innovates above the planet earth, and get a clear signal that why all the WI fi the city, which sharp passes as a rather harsh to a description of Bob Dylan Singapore Ets, it's hell! Exults one, hello! Andy, hello. Next, hello, buglers alone, I may still just reeling from the shock. The Andy has heard of reactor.

Summah, congratulations, millet, millennial, writers! Now, working in my shit, I was gonna. Go are we to do with Schubert Helen, you have also been bring glove trotting also also in Japan, and we now have in we caught his impressive he loved saw her for yet they have toilets there. They perform those functions indoors. Andy, it's incredible! You should get on it brought so good foundation. How have you have your travels by ordering the highlights Andy, I went to a water park today, so that was pretty cool apple drowned, rubber ring for awhile. Well, that's that must surely makes traveling the world for months on end, as you ve been doing worth it just to get to that. The world's only worth supporting I've just been traversing the world in a rubber ring this. Why taken us along the

generally, as we look forward to our glorious post breaks at future, we are going to need to find countries to reintegrate into the british fold. Shall I say I mean which are that the countries that you too have been too do you think we should be looking to conquer virtue and we should have a cracker Japan. If we can, you know, maybe get Japan in in tv B, I don't wanna talk country down Andy, which is why I'm accused of doing on a semi daily basis, but tat. All I'm saying is: if the japanese toilets are that high tech, I don't see what they guns can do. I don't think Japan is going to be done. Think we're gonna be able to conquer the right. I just feel like if they got the mines that have worked on toilers that can play in Europe

us? If they put that to the sort of military industrial complex? They may have bullets that can kill our ancestors. That's all I'm saying this is people issue for thousands of sixty three four zero, six, three, coincidentally, the pin number for the big red button on the desk with no one occurrence events. I think that means if the President plays their part of this port cast on speaker in the oval office, he will launch a nuclear strike so but make sure this go somewhere safe. This we will be talking about a remote on populated area of the South Pacific, hopefully were Nicolet but a safe than sorry. We are going on for the twenty third of March twenty eighteen on this day, in the year, seventeen. Seventy five, the birth of the game, show when Patrick Henry one of the founding fathers of the USA delivered his famous. Speech give me liberty or give me death. The first series of liberty or death lasted eight years until

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top story this week, the social network, to this time at the end of western democracy? Andy, it has been a tricky weak for Facebook and perhaps tension all of us, the story centres around Cambridge Analytical, which less voice. It is already a great star, because Cambridge Analytical already sounds like the name of a cooperation into disrepute, cipher thriller fraud. I thought it was kind of skin condition, resulting from spending too much time in libraries. I just want to come in and ask Andy question Andy as you ve. Never use Facebook. What do you think it is a post up, but on their just a year ago, yourself, war crystal out for a post up a few weeks ago, a gig? What what? What? What do you facebook is Andy Facebook. All I think it directs prism in

the aching soul of humanity. That's just review. You'll see the vanity insecurity and loneliness with it Is that right arm my oversimplifying things not pretty close yeah, that's unknowingly! How do these guys absolutely back to Facebook users on the old I for a second, there really did lapse off. It sounded like a twenty first century Morrissey, absolutely There's been a scandal involving big data, who is surely they lay fondly remembered of Old W W a restless oils died when Christopher Wily describes himself as a gay canadian, vague in who somehow ended up creating stable and psychological warfare? till water tender by the holy cow? If that is in place,

about greater. I dont know what were paid leaked documents at the guardian and the observer newspapers, so how the company Cambridge Analytical obtained millions of people's price with rifles and use them to help possibly subvert. U S. Democracy then, like the transformers, film franchise, things went from bad to worse. On Monday, California broke Ass, an investigation into Cambridge and let's get using hidden cameras and having pose as various fight dignitaries. The journalist recorded Cambridge unless your boasting of dirty tricks campaigns involving frightening that even honey traps to influence elections. This heavily implied that they were activities of engaging previously. Despite strenuous denials from the company following the broadcast avoid things

messy as shapes some other recordings that China, forty dog, genuinely extraordinary. This is chief executive Alexander, makes who said what they would do is sent some girls around to the candidates house. We have lots of history of things he told the reporter. He then said we could bring some ukrainians in on holiday with us. You know what I'm saying and eyes a classic Rice Briggs of Ukrainians on holiday is an absolutely we all know about bridesmaids. We don't want. It means it means using sex workers to trick candidates in subsequently into disability, to a classic rice, so essentially what's happening here. Is that some enormous

the control will entity whose power and complexity goes way beyond anything. The human brain can probably comprehends doing dodgy. Things were not entirely comfortable with represent it's like the entire history of physics. All over again, I'm not happy with it. Facebook which host such upstanding Facebook pages as the Bugle Facebook page Facebook pages of near covered eligible and the Andes, also Facebook page, which I think was set up by someone pretending to be always I basically early modern until they admitted themselves these the brothers- and you shall have some downside between last week to Nigeria, it's locked thirty seven billion in stock market value apparently, is reactive. This scan, which the Facebook is like you or me, swallowing a pound going in that we'd technically a little bit poorer.

What is really quite embarrassing and although, in time we will get our money back, that money will now be dirty. Money reputation will be forever tainted. I feel sorry for Whoever is actually has to wade through the data and decide what to do with a given. How much a facebook is just basic bit: statuses, like wine, o Clock pizza, don't mind. If I do. You say that had it, but based on what we know, somebody would be able to work out oh, you would vote it'd american election. If you posted this day, is why the clock at what time you posted swimming thirty- I am an eminent very much also depends on the. A number of bottle of wine proudly showing off of your photo? Yet if you're drinking tests goes out Brad

Six, I have is there's a good chance that you, because to go about four rod: bull fighting essentially ease Well, there's an omission omnipresent force peering into every every nook and cranny of ourselves now other as a christian nation shoot. Should we not be appreciative of this that this is essentially stepping into the aching they got a place to live in some ways. Nothing is actually step up, because Facebook actually place very slightly more tax than gold also very slightly more likely than gods to blow the whistle on institutional abuse scandals that take place under its watch? Very, very, very slightly so, my only

the severe dearest because, as part of the problem is that faced with the party had been notified, that Cambridge Analytical had a legitimately obtained delighted, people's inflation and there they continually denied it, and it turns out. This is horrible knees, Russell guys. Tech billionaires may not have our best interests outside. We arrange soldiers out, but we were wrong to put our faith in a bad who was played. It filled by the same actor, who ended up plague Lex Luther that problem should have been the first sign that there was trouble, what the cost a gopher mark, Zuckerberg included, the most famous supervision of all time haven't. Are you? Are you consent about what this means for the entire future reviews of democracy and freedom, our Andy I've given up the Box of one, it's that world now I'll, just retreat to being our it's fine, I'm not fun, but maybe they'll. I probably wouldn't mind: if the

It was on the same political side as them. That is an interesting point. I mean to sound like you slightly you're, trying to suck out to outlaw overlords already If I thought to do that, a couple years ago, my balloon be breakfasting wrong Botz. I thought about overloaded the privilege control your japanese toilet, but the one thing I think we can all agree on is this is a tremendous wind for Myspace, the water curious eyes lies, a pre bow, absolutely the worst they Myspace is responsible for is the career of Calvin Harris. How am I a fan of his particular brand of ATM inflected shape up now. Do I prefer him to this aversion of western democracy, its clubs, but cabins want an initial wish and we call for a term like atm article idiotic.

Huge to additives. Are you all right? You're Andy isn't what I ve been operating right at the edge of his knowledge of the twenty first century. This episode that those two years but should reorder, who did in fact Right with Calvin Harris on her head single loved, a hopeless plaza. You don't need to be a rocky scientist. Another arming the fact is. We ll leave trials of data and it's all about how how they Are you we hear the bugle know all about you, listeners from the mere fact there. You are listening to this wait weakening you are. I am believable cool Syria that gonna personal people look up soon think are just wish. I could believe that you are be aid between three and a hundred and twenty margin both ends. You will see not currently working in an active terrorists. L ninety eight percent. Chance of that being true. U r d n! I definable social group of some.

And I knew I e more likely to spend more money on food and drink and on luxury motorcycles and when there are no secret anymore man. That's how easy it is to my mind, into PETE. You're. The Cambridge analytical podcast anxiety of cameras outlets curve claimed that there's been no wrong doing, which unfortunately seems to directly contradict things. They were recorded, saying and doing Cable satellite ciccus head of his, where political suggest some antics its treats ales details. Data bought terbel is the head of cable satellite. Is political division play that one of the services offered better a wealthy developer? Looking to exchange camp, I fight ads for land, and he that described himself is big, quotes a master of disguise at nothing says I have engaged in rug, Derek Bull that describe it yourself as a master disguise you didn't get it here. I would really like I'm an excellent employ in the charity sector,

cause, I'm a master guy that capital. Let's get that accused channel for setting out to entrap stuff by initiating a conversation about unethical practices before going on to describe how they had obtained that data from the pots, Facebook fight and I put out to conclusively determined that it was in fact black but I ve been all we also does it does it? Work is voting manipulation. Are we? really so easily manipulated role as a species that we can be persuaded by obvious behavioral prompts trying to make is about one where the other or buy clothes we don't need, or even to buy tickets to my forthcoming shows a clear lesson from money. Free, Beaver life shows in San Francisco, Poland in Seattle in May the week off the radio Toby alive coastal, not forgetting, of course, my colleagues in the southern hemisphere in April and early. My are we really that naturally persuadable by little nudges do hope not do hopes out about?

Is this a terrible time for it to be revealed the d his high at Cambridge Analytic this to her mouth is becoming lifetime, but the problem is, is it companies know when to manipulate people in the electoral cycle, because I know when elections are gonna, be because these are my. Public. Yet so what we need is snap elections cold at five minutes notice as a big losers. My remember from my soon automobile relaunch the in government basically took most of the money in India out of circulation. At about five, his motives. Why can we not call elections? I'm just might people vote in all just turn out to be one didn't I write your voting in the next ten seconds far more realistic reflection of what people actually believe that its people loved it went beyond say, surprise dropped a whole album.

Why not imagine I mean it would save us a couple of weeks of really bad television. You taught me about establish a huge the benefits gained. Imagine is a big benefit and also coming along the Moluccas company people are buying your the american twenty twenty elections now say three years away. That's a lot of bad television niche. What are you gonna do about it? yeah when we finally have a month of low level girning as an election campaign. As America has ending quadrennial cycle of screaming in each other's place and travel alone said: Drouet drops down the cheek and Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore. To an aquarium today, and there was a kind of yellow fish that fights by a smashing, it's open mouth into the open mouth of another fish, so basic, deep, kissing as a form of adversarial combat our debates with people like that

when do we would like those of Germany Goeben under those rules would be a miserable television, either jousting if they want to get Britain back. What do you? I could just get the both on horseback with journalists. Taking back our country, I think we should probably move on now to an election that needed no external influence, citing the result, the russian election and Vladimir poaching forth when in a row and presidential elections are a big lads. The fourth of his seven victories have been already slated in and have made a lot of debate. Do you congratulates Vladimir Putin winning a russian election Donald Trump

Martin sneezing of mug, like though I thought you were just as I thought that was just a solitary reacts with you now. Where do you come from yeah. That's a bit of my soul dying Donald Trump, despite apparently explicit instructions, not to congratulate, let and write him up and congratulate him. One of course say: don't do something he's going to do it, how naive or people come on according to a leak police very cross about them have come from his inner circle very high up and is in a circle and might even have come, his evil altering governess perched on his shoulder, whispering, tweeted tunnels, tweeted, and when you shoulda level is briefing against you, you ve got serious problems in administration, though I say it's like come: it's only have a friend, so I see the weather autograph

a potent isn't we'd have a friend you dont, like or trust, but who might one day invade your house unless you keep them sweet and they invite you to their place and they have got a little of new puppies do come round and you turn up there all the time these freshly cooked and presented on identifying. What do you say? I really like a new poppies or not is eight an awkward situation. I feel like a real like direct and visceral. Sympathy for dumb trumps advises largely for my dealings with you. It's this whole congratulating That is exactly what you and palm runs out strongly your worn by your advises bracket May and Helen sinister refuse you other Donald Trump of Palm runs Andy. I was just in Cambodia. Where the Prime Minister, HUN Sen, is the world's longest serving prime minister. He first prime ministers in nineteen eighty five and he's been

minister continually since ninety ninety eight. Some questions have been asked about how He has been elected to this role again. Again, I am an election, We got there soon and he has said if, if I don't win, Then, of course, all stand down properly, so what he's done is arrest or exile all of the opposition, not just good tractor. Doesn't all of this week's these Russia has just made it even worse that we are on the verge of handing over to Russia for a fund football team, and Gara Southgate Vague about a general sir. Come down pretty hard on people who criticised the decision to go to Russia saying that he s been there, I thought state.

These were excellent and as for the sort of racism, particularly, he said well, we ve got racism in our country and our own football system that we need to deal with solar. Maybe she do that before criticising Russia, and he just think is: is it possible for us to do both anticipate that kind of one track thinking that has held us by? as a football ignited. You can't kick the ball and think about way. You're kicking just quoth the king. I was so upset when I so that its we ve Southgate, because it surely up the point that you try to make his there is still a studio raises a ridiculous rouble, which is true, and that is definitely having reached addressed, but surely, as a symbolic gesture, it's not helping that way. Packing offer a fun summer holiday with Uncle flattered, isn't rice working mothers at me, though. I think that of fear

it's ok cause. He seems like a thoughtful man at this feels like absolute bullocks, but maybe also part of the issues that have never forgive him for missing that penalty. This happy thought of your not yes, and I'm just looking for any excuse, for this Helen, I understand you ll, be boycotting the russian we'll cut by not watching any of it on selling that will show em. I love you have been school. John Mccain said he criticised from pussy does basically when every wakes up in the morning whenever I loved him when he goes to bed. He said an american president does not lead the free world by congratulating Dick it has unwitting sham elections, which is true. Also, we should remember the past american President's lead. The world by getting the CIA to install uptight after the wrong people. One bam sham elections autonomous times do change and I be managed on a gentleman's election Andy

We are the beagle we're, not gonna, congratulate Putin on his election victory. We like the underdog cells really hoping for John Killing CUP upset by admiral, complex or Moscow. Download figures are actually in terrible, so it already skin in the game. Ah, bridges news now and well. There's been some news: British shaken this will, to its initiative, shaken his nation to its core that I recognise the country I write by well. Firstly, the new after breakfast, when of course we are going to be the great nation. The world again will have been held back from being by the European Union. We're gonna get our british part both back yeah, a blue british passport that we use to just waiver immigration when we were conquering the world, so I figure find we are misplaced. Have a look at this? One is coming back by

the new non EU posts, wretched, hyper british british passports. Obey made. It turns out in France, which although it doesn't really mean anything, but at the same time it feel like it means it's like a possible re staging of the whole of Shakespeare, Henry the fifth play, all the dramatic monologues, so the passports of marched over there and taken back some failed in northern France. We fund has been a good range of cultural references to die. You ve had your. We ve had RAM Calvin Harris someone else from pop music. More readily agree that more than ever North there's. Somebody even knew that there was a light you lead on the second and third syllables of reactors night. That really suggests you have no clue.

He is right. Vana YO about feeling is entirely mutual failure. The new passports are predicted to make the holder's fail between thirty sixteen percent more british yet, but that will now drop given that are being made in the EU to only two to three percent, such losing a lot of british absolute disaster to compensate the government has announced that the passport will be battered and deep fry to make them fairly feel. British again, I will have one things are gonna musical Christmas cards or that when you open it, it says robots in January I asked you what I'm talking about is a real climbed down. I mean breaks the law of wrecks. It does seem to be taught to summon up a five knocked out if a Britain's imperial past, but to back in those days are passports, were basically a gun, and now we ve downgraded to a blue book produced in France. It does feel like a really humiliate. I mean I've actually renewed my passport,

now for the specific aim of not having a stupid in blue yeah, the moraine rattles, exactly the bereaved revels sudden sounds like the third gagging Westside story, who would just write again in love with her Isn't it symbolic anyway to have passports? Once Britain is restored as the greatest nation on earth? Why would you go anywhere? exactly well you're, absolutely right resolutely. Thank God! Someone is finally talks. It takes a lead role. Rebel react, shit fast, Megan Merkel, whose wedding is imminent how'd, you know it is it. I don't know, I'm not calling us not wedding, like like your snap election suggestion. I knock is it I don't know calling a snap wedding like like your snap election suggestion happier,

wait, princess pillar about our lives, taken this motion to its core something that's they're having a non traditional wedding, cake and basic, and this was announced on the news on the on the baby. I heard on the BBC News. That is the news that that this speech cut a lemon by having a lemon and elder flower cake, more news covering it got more news where's that, amongst other things, the warring Yemen boom new stem. Cell therapy reversing saw it lost her way. The continuing roving refugee garages boots and my fourth come. Chosen Australia, New Zealand, all details in the internet, starting a moment on the end of April, with, like people chosen sixteenth without afraid and David had, and the twenty five tumbled out an achievement,

got more covers than any of those things, if only the stem cells of thought dismayed themselves over a cake, but they did and they should market themselves better. I think it's newsworthy to Britain that this couple have decided to reject the traditional british wedding cake, witches brick of burnt shit rays and decided to have a cake which actually tastes nice symbolizing optimism. How much change com take Andy the passport investment but K books. What makes a rope it's a republic now where this, but that's what this means,

on a more reasonable, intellectually, what I'm having a traditional british wedding cake you? How did you know that jewish wedding cake Andy of have real? What was your wedding cake was a leg of how it was a leg of home with little miniature figures of me and my now, wife made by the great Sculptures Hellenes Oxman, What were the figures might out of also Haswell? They were might have had more. They without kind of some kind of model, loathing yeah, fine, I'll above I'm gonna melted in the other men. You said the word, but with the exact I've level of confidence that you said. Rather so you have not a tried cake. What would your wedding cake, chemical room, just cakes, and I just don't just a lotta tanks eating wanting laser was it that there is less hawks.

British history go let I'm not vote and that foreign fruit chocolate that foreign Bein coffee, also foreign being old woman lemon I'm going to have a lovely. Oh you claim to be a member of the British Royal family level, European shit, for us is this you ve qualities or prince lemons or an immigrant fruit. You have made their way to Europe with no legal documentation during the time of the roman empire. Bloody Brussels will be the Brussels with that. I'm in Rome. It was also. The lemon was used, earliness career as a fruit, as an ornamental locked in early islamic gardens? What is me? I'm gonna Sharia law law sharia cake, rural being forced to it. I didn't realize Megan Surname was Almah Carla, just in one the guest to get scurvy, but they should they should have wanted the guest to get scurvy hell. That's a good reputation, disease, The lemon was taken to the Americas by Columbus and the spanish case. Those imperialists come fruit,

I don't want to know what is wrong with a good british kite might have raspberry, or plums or worms or mud or pebbles. Oh wow, comes out with national decline. Why lemon of still really doing at its image of a break? If burnt alive now really enjoy egg, your inevitable participation at the taxpayers of the great British by its pull a volume of the tribe must stop. Thinking gave you got what you say, Oh it s, thought show. I once made the destruction of the dinosaurs, our brownies really yap, my my kids, how the cake by can competition at school and that it was something that recently with the environment as in cake form and marked by my kids. Mighta tectonic faults a cake, tectonic fault.

Out of how not out of her that's what I do in the great, but in spite of every week, I'll just turn up with a leg of I'm saying: there's no point you cannot possibly be. They still did the cake come out, leaving a bit shit, so you pretended that it was actionable seismic activity just, like you said take. It was a deliberate attempt to recreate an earthquake earthquake less care like you're right. You are a constant living affront to your entire cultural heritage. Stop calling more reviews back up anyway for a crucial role, wedding, build up news tune in to the bugle, the official podcast of the british monarchy, but that we have actually sign Adele model for

exclusive coverage of the marriage that will surely in Britain and the USA, even more than nor would they propose union back in the nineteen sixty of Princess Annan, Elvis Presley Sports NEWS now and well Helen, thus enshiu. You left your rifle spots squatting in my attic. We ve we with monsieur a huge amount and particularly because I really want to talk about sport without money more while I bought you got free dehydrated. So that you would have something to talk to about sports housed about how the dehydrated fruit, by the way it's been. Ok, we haven't fully mastered it. We did the reason workin on I am. I wanted to date, I drank a fruitful sake. You are going to lead to sport section now, it's something I don't suppose you ever expected to to

they have to do in your career born to do it Andy this week, desperate measures to stop Manchester United Home Games from being. To quiet, Jose Marine Yo Israeli wound up by how quiet old traffic is, is problems being around for years in twenty thirteen, they hide an acoustic consultant couple of years ago. They added a designated singing section in the stands like a football, squire, but those haven't words- is still very subdued atmosphere. So now that talking about printing out chance and handing them to the spectators and a bit in chance. So I don't think that's when I look at what it were for the church, but I want him down well, they took out the sweat of him and suddenly all to have a monopoly.

CIAO from me. The pain in your voice. You are very concerned about the level of crowd atmosphere, all traffic to remain United God just thing, maybe that's a hint that football has had its time and people have realized, is not that exciting just a game, the bulls gonna wind up somewhere or other webs but that's true of life in general. Isn't it we're just breathe and die? Why don't? I just have a lie down on the pitch and wait for the My waiting for the rest of this year, the hell, I guess, a job, first of all, the great bridge by God and makes a wedding cake- might have Berkshire. I've been getting a job on skies pulses Monday night for well. She ever says is agreed. Come on the false gotta went up somewhere, it's just a game pulling, wouldn't they wouldn't be that much different from the level of most but will upon the dream,

If we manage to put off without flogging, I've been trying to think of some other ways that they can reintroduce noise and atmosphere to old traffords and one then they could do is sit MIKE into the Imperial WAR Museum next door crank up the sound of that whatever. That is little video blocks about spitfire, isn't or even into the nearby sulphide eminence discount outlet, because then you have a lot of people screaming about how cheek cardigans are well, it's a kind of lateral thinking of a bull needs. If it's just I know my internet question of sporting food chain evolve or die. I being relieved, the technical term is bonus? Shrinking, has been some real, a flop inducing stuff out rapid this initial? What do you do before you start watching us much while the heads of the football match- Andy Bob Sally WAR. There are certain points

Thirdly, are the light nineties, where I was erect for full also. If I may turn to study harrowing territory yeah. I think I ought to issue a trigger warning for yourself and yet so England of started at too much Tessier is in New Zealand and the beginning of which they reached a score of twenty seven for nine of loving, fondly bold out for fifty eight. Now for non cricket found amongst you well wait which, by nature, by sharing with you some of the newspaper headlines, many british british newspaper, the guardians headline was what the king was that had it. Ralph here is holy shit. What in the name of hawking shit happened there England, the times huge pile of shit, reported in Oakland because some of the New Zealand Paper save the New Zealand scrub just when with the clear, daily rock when with all black rugby stars, not

vault of New Zealand cricketers humiliate England in terms of quality performance, if England, seeing effort had been a meal in the restaurant, whoever ate it would be dead. And not on a good. Why not in a memo so tasty, I'm happy to pay out dating a horrific. Both ends irruption of a logical, gastro, enteritis convulsions. It was. It was fully the lowest point in the history of english civilisation. It yeah, I mean don't. Obviously we do have a love non cricket ass. It is to this and to give you some sort of context, for it is the equivalent in a hundred may aspirin off the starting gun going off and one of the sprint is falling over and shifting their pants and then rolling around in the shit and then crying and then vomiting on the ship I can't make any clearer than that of an even the stats made me cry and Oliver Stone. That brings us to the end of this week, Beagle,

Are you willing to send your emails into us at how lobby was at the people cast dot come next week? I have Alice Fraser on the show and I will get the lie vehicles coming up in Melbourne on the sixteenth and twenty third of April and, though, shows also off the radio Toby after which I will be doing a bugle illusionist match up with Helen. I e seventh to the thirteenth of guy There will be some like people dice, fifteen seventeen and nineteen of might in the San Francisco Portland and Seattle keep an eye out for the lineup news. On that, any anything you guys want to plug a giant dwarf in Sydney on the fifth of gene, doing alive illusionist with music and stuff tat will be nice tickets or on sale. I'm doing some gigs selfish yeah, I'm in my I'm doing some work in progress as the bill Murray sit still

working outputs of new stand up and dare devil happening on some dice. Jakarta angel Comedy Dakota UK. If you live in London and he fancies, I may do some new material raw the Roma issue is awaited, arrived It is well I'll, be here I'll, be off, writing shows, but to other than that, I just have a right to life. Yeah. You plan how concept of having a great life. That's perhaps are mistaken, not enough. People do at least eyes, sometimes asked to be said, Helen begging for joining us all the way from from Singapore. This should enjoy either directly or troubles. He was really back next week the landmark good, bye, bye, bye.