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I'll do it is the fifteenth of April twenty Eighteen, add on this day in seventeen, fifty five, some Johnson. The word boggling cannot boy of eighteenth century lexicographer doctor a key dictionary himself. She's influential dictionary of the english language, a book which establish rules for this great language about who you like the english language Who said no? What's what you pay for it. You have to teach it that's the problem. You turn anything into a job. It's either love Rome without you, though, Oh you teaching into children. First people in the world who have least desire to children, most shown just by most that's on which they were adults, most adults which they were still cage with just got the school age and the working eyes the wrong way round

its orientation arise. Stick little is up what you make them. Given that my children are in the crowd today, I should say excluding anyone whose name begins with Zed like that, can do the admin a servant Will it has been a very influential language, English Johnson's, Hugh influential figure in its his English is being spoken and written by celebrities from both of our countries. From Winston Churchill too much Bishop in Austin to Herald Bishop. The original Sammy Dictionary remained the pre eminent robot for spelling grammar shit like that. Until what's the invention of social media, which is basically catapulted humanity backwoods through linguistic, history via oddly spelled scrolling hieroglyphics or as the no nowadays emoticons or lack

of genuine emoticons together in their proper name, towards the simple grant, which is the logical and point the internets I'm not be, for that is people sanctuary to each other started. Ninety nine point: nine four percent of all wars draw our own conclusions from That figure could be set to rise, as we speak, Now, some of this anniversary year, some obsolete words that Johnson included in his victory that are no longer used, including scrap a tranquil, which is, I stick, influence device for poking affrightened, which, from behind a non licensed cauldron it's not a word is a rare. Her thought by eighteenth century alchemists stopped troves imaginations to contain healing properties that could cure beheading. If within four hours of a person's execution, the pots but which is an open space in a boys school used for the administration of corporal punishment and

compromise the idea that there could be some acceptable middle ground between two dissenting views: onset long lost through the swarms of history, So now, as always a section of the bugle he's going straight, we go in the Bin this week. I catalogue of laws, from the auction of Andy's oarsmen memorabilia inspired the film stars, framers cricket, cousin, Russell Crow, who, this week a load of his all junk from his career on gotta, be doing the same Russell Crow flogged offer products from the film gladiator, including a pretend horsey. His coat all whacking Phoenix Whirlwind: eighty, five thousand dollars and the actual corpse of the philosopher Emperor, Marcus Aurelius, we have the lots from results: auction foil delegation in the main this week, not fifty six mice. At least from my first ever gig on the London open mock circuits in One ninety nine

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these Armageddon gonna happen let's find out the ministers that was another of his visual Clem somebody's gonna, make no sense to people listening. April question mark coming onto a screen and I feel a disproportionate Sense of achievement having having made that happen, you shouldn't know I should not wish, but given the time problems we experienced just before these people came in, you should feel proud. Thank you top. Yes, oh, who has been enjoying the syrian crisis you're, not really my thing either David. What you prefer the syrian crisis or sport well use one of your awful cricket metaphors. What possible at the world has seen a good innings, but now it's time to

up the stadium incinerating everyone, because one other cricketers worried a p tape featuring him might come out and you can't get it out of your head that that could be what's going on here. What's the wag east wagging, a dog that has ever been- and we will all pay right, sorry Ireland have stayed out of us you'll notice, throat, thus far it's the way we stayed neutral during the entire second world war. Even to the point where we sent the german ambassador condolences on the death of MR here, that's an Arctic aside, tiller, absolutely sure who the bodies the? U S and allies have launched a tax on what they believe to be chemical weapons sides in Syria, which means one of two things: either they are chemical weapon sites or they're, not chemical, weapons sites, but they definitely be bombed and that's the important thing JANET Joseph done fit. Washington's top general said the attacks were directed at serious scientific studies and research centre in the buzzer district outside the capital, Damascus, a storage facility, west of home.

And another one John but said nothing is off the table when it comes to syria- and you definitely want your military strategy to sound like a sales pitch, were secondhand trinkets shop at Mach two over what, when Donald Trump so's motley, nothing he's off the table absorb any view like Bethink Donald Trump, his pain is on the table. Are we I played on a table down esteem and my teens. Nothing off the table is what coaches to shudder when The russian president. Vladimir Putin bears any responsibility for the reporting chemical weapons attacks. Mr Tromp responded he may yet he may, and if he does, it's gonna be very tough, very tough, all these horrifying and scary, given only the slightest or silver linings by trumps tendency to say everything. He says twice like a character and children's books, he went on to say everyone's gonna pray price. He will everybody will thereby providing both a very concise explanation of capitalism- and also

Explanation of whether or not is actually gonna come out against pick out of other funds, trumps position as Of the free world politically reassuring moments I'm going out on a limb when I say that to me jumping in charge of a knife edge international political stand off is what was reassuring, is going into an operating theatre for major abdominal surgery and seeing chance grubbing up, I'm actually some capabilities, but they are not the capabilities that you want for these particular job. It's probably go to her. I'm not work, I'd, say I mean I get the argument that they use, that that was the red line. The well it was

line again, another one of the red lines with the recent use of chemical weapons, but this week's also twenty years since the Belfast agreement brought peace to Northern Ireland, which is the legacy of that labour government in Britain being a rack and Northern Ireland and their two very different language These one is like game of thrones and the other is where they actually film game of thrones asked, I cite- is a hard man to warm too, neutral He has understood. This collection of Hobbes, because using chemical weapons on his own people. Is I that's it. That's a neat hobby at best. I hope these are quite mainstream. He likes photography and list

thanks to the music of the electric light orchestra, as well as war crimes? That is the way it is triathlon in human history, Wally's mail, the translation into listening from listening to nineteen seventeen programme into taking maps of pretty flowers with spot is webs glistening in the morning sunshine, but cannot now nail the crucial slaughtering his own people via. This is very much bashaws speciality. The war crimes elements money struggle with it logistically and especially psychologically, but he takes it like a doctor, chinese pancake. It Frankly, I mean that the health, the whole political situation over several years and years we exist centrally and massive political shit lasagna light report liar built up over the years political blue, presenting we need to take up a bit of a closer look at Bashar, Al Assad. Job mobility is essential. Obviously, this is so is a charity. Elements of this part of the show only alters

this this organization on a proud patron of MIKE Armageddon worthwhile. Again, because, frankly, you know I'm not intrinsically against the end of the world. I think economically actually makes quite sound shareholder sense. We are a loss making but I wanted to be worthwhile yo back into the buyer paid you. Could you could get behind the end of the world during the cold war, a proper fundamental, This agreement over how human beings should got. No one would have mine you those being blown to shit then, but now this is basically just infants. All playground dick swinging so right, the fucking for those people in it. It's a graphic of what is looks like it's meant to be a mushroom cloud will in fact looks like a piece of bread we're doing a whole arab or much makes my kids will. My kids will eat neither of those things or afar coming out of a very ill bustle,

which is possibly appropriate for this situation. So our Bashar Al Assad Item a body of the nominee ranks in so many years about about presbyter ease ranks inside the world's top four billion nicest men in the world, so movement two unlikely ever to host the Oscars. I think. We burn those bridges with it with the academy over the years? australian government to voice a few people regarding Bashar, Al Assad, do not invite for dinner. Is official Australia Captain Bill and also is not a cricket found Bashar, Al Assad, not a cricket yeah, exactly so, let's for now- and this is the root of all the problems which is definitely not a cricket sombelene. It was quite despair

when Ireland are always vying for the eighth place, I believe, and world cricket which gets you into world cups and things, but it s these those islands, you got him down. Afghan Estonia and Afghanistan seem to bees us quite a last year. What is there so much money washing around in Afghanistan? These studies, the facilities that this is how it can be a cricket fan he's such a wicked man. I'll give you dig What Well, let's see the area of unless they are over. People who all an ant cricket fans like cricket and not less cookie is almost always on and do not like cricket column that we have. Each Alyosha Bashar Al Assad does not like cricket, whereas Stephen FI does like and everyone loves Stephen fry, let's move on here. We have we re. Vladimir Putin does not like Rickets

It was Decimas Mauritius. The aforementioned Russell grow massive Turkey Van those outside the roman empire from evil emperor competition that famous documentary adult Hitler did not like rickety other chance. It's a cricket when the grave and create a sea. Before I went to Germany, the managing authorities are trying to convert Germany too. Much like it. He refused it because he preferred genocide committed. Wait. The Commonwealth of Australia does Turkey is always very much with the thought that not one who is almost out of good and who is always out of evil, not like even the terrible does not like cricket. And these oarsmen does like cricket We shall see. Barbara heat is not accurate, phalanx big basket case only last year will exactly I mean that just proves my point. Frankly, you what's the point of a game that takes less than half a week.

Jesus Christ Jesus Christ year would have been a corrective arm. Had he been a cricket found what I'm a lot What's a hedge was the hate short for their in yeah ways? J hates Christ Herbert think Herbert's. Here you would think that someone might have read the hugely popular chill copper port, which came out after the last Iraq war, which I believe you are involved in the only public reading of ever in a shared in Edinburgh, the went on for two week. Ah, yes, yes, it is. Dirty volumes and its number, conclusion was: don't just fire bombs the place sand in weapons inspectors and just make sure this will help? And someone of forgotten that amazingly, the with someone who happened? It's real page

If anyone going to debates what advice a problem of not getting, it boils down to less than thirty volumes, because, presumably a conclusion is at the end, and now he's gonna wide through the law? Yes, Well, I've got I've actually got the the shortened version. They did produces. Shorten versions of public consumption laugh if the other children, now there is the full conclusions of the joke horrible into the causes and nature of the Iraq war. Here is. What I have the pop up version of that here I mean just open up the single page, far less movements from a comic. That's all it's gonna get very little little Kay stamina,

So once I was a baby, did he didn't get your and my prostitutes, correspondent, we're commies book has come out this week where he certainly does not say that Trump is definitely sure that video does not exist. Commies book is called call me my story and that it has for subtitles Iraq. It all these out and the wash business such as asthma, the bigger they call me the harder they fall. That's got good because today's coming down to earth. That's what happens after that and call me up. Spelling of roses is how out of the whole thing first exit truly from his new book, a higher loyalty former FBI directed James, coming as it has a go at President Donald Trump, in what early reviews are calling not a big shock

figured he'd be pretty angry and pretty much what we expected book, which will be released next week coming, describes trumps presidency as a forest fire likened the president to a mob Boston, says Trump prejudice more than once to investigate the notorious russian pay tape, calls Trump until the truth, which, as a connoisseur of bullshit, goes up towards the top of the list of great euphemism, so bullshit alongside alternative facts, fake news, it feels true. I read it on the internet and the bugle- it's rather lovely Fraser on tablets. If it also the book he says he's unencumbered by the perceived necessity of factual ism.

These about able and more importantly willing to overlook the restraining, manacles veracity fears not to belch into the lunch boxes rigorously researched accuracy at leaves himself free to enjoy the full smorgasbord offered by the head chef at La Bestrode De Lucy on so up what is needed that kind of duty tonight. I've got no problem with with with. If that incident in the russian hotel Room did happen, I mean, is that surely, as I say this about David Cameron with the pigs had type I'm in Chile. From America's point of view, it is far better to have a president who has already been united on by prostitution or russian hotel room unprecedented. Is constantly wondering what it would be like We have enough trouble concentrating as it is to get out

cheers is essentially about to invade Australia? I think they are paid to evolve lots of New Zealand is next, which they're gonna get for. I believe about four point: three million dollars slightly above the market right I wish you are you worried about some China taking over the entire hemisphere. These arguments that there about to put a base in than want, because they own almost half of van for him, forty million dollar debt and they planning to use that as leverage to get them to agree to host a military base, and it seems like the kind of sensible economic based, sinister and ass. We ve come to expect from this global. About my cousin got married and Vanuatu, so I can tell you for sure that is a hospitable and lovely place perfectly situated for the launching of hostilities, China and better. While you have both denied the fears Ex report, which means we should either assume it's not true and be worried about the quality of our national journalism and its tendency to

it up stories and a few mongering compulsion to keep people anxiety, buying the product of an increasingly moribund news, journalism, industry, or else we should assume it is true. It's a Of course, the two parties with a vested interest in denying their plans to set up a military base, would deny it is like, when you're hot boss to says he's not hitting on your wife. Like sure he would say that, even if he was hitting on your wife, but he was saying that also wasn't hitting on your. Why so, basically either or not, but I didn't think we had trust issues Sandra. You too, I we talk about other people some time ago. Prince Philip is, I got inventive, alive he's immortal. The people have a lot of my data citizens. This is fully fully mom. It does make using,

maybe China to one look at this place and thought: maybe we can outsmart them might Prince Philip, a God. These infallible Vanuatu. We cannot go on fire, I mean no one seems to be. If, if the invasion of Australia, as announced on this August, is going had no one, you see that worried about is on the streets of Melbourne. I tip the temperature just before we came in here and no one. You know that whether people aren't rushing or return it by Brad. You know the things you normally do before invasion. They were just drinking quite expensive, tiny cups of nuts coffee like they always do right. I am struck, always buy things, it's the problem that there hasn't been a recession in Australia for so long, certainly in Melbourne Victoria anyway, and I'm obsessed with australian shops, you walk

and you don't know what they're trying to doubt in the wind big glass window, with a basket of limes and us as a single old penguin book and then oppressively beautiful woman, just standing in air conditioned freezing the sin. Shaking your add. Looking at me going it's not free. Whatever it is, not strange. People also in China bad NEWS for bicycles, Oh yes, bad news of bicycles, invite environmentally friendly news. Now, chinese bike rental services have been booming so hard. They ve made an own goal for the planet, so so

illustration for these people realize we ve skipped if you like, and I don't have a technical capable Tom can only the picture the bicycles picture. I don't know Can I just limbs behind the magicians curtain their response to both of those statements. Moldova is no intrinsic to the material, but now we have dozens of competitive by chair. Companies have quickly flooded city streets with millions of vitally colored rental bicycles that are now being sent. Two giant bicycle graveyards us debating both the environmental and economic point of bike sharing services. The explosion of exit Bikes has also had a disastrous impact on the ecosystem, with bicycle thieves, now completely cut out of the cycle cycle of life in

I call on the fact sales of bulk cutters and hoodies have plummeted, and the worried mum's of hoodlum teens, stuck with other flowing warehouses of now completely worthless phrases like. I can't even look at you right now on them I am sure, stadiums eyes bite. Graveyards will come and useful for something later when the apocalypse arrives or in the best possible scenario, everything in China will soon be made out of bicycles, like a lazy steam, puck not meant a look. Other fountain, that's also a gyroscope Green Melbourne does have its own version of that with there's been a disastrous bike. Sheriff scheme here called o bikes, noticed them because their monopolies, Ike's. Oh, I thought it was like an irish known Irish. These these bikes are like the ones we have an orange the UK, their own tethered to adopting station. So untapped

again, no more, it has come up and you can just put em anywhere around the city, mostly in trees. A working week of forty two were hauled out of the river Europe, which is an amazing statistic, because their wherever they are their satellite homing devices are still working. So you can, where they are and their underwater, listen move on now to island abortion, referendum, news, brilliant, sees irish girl. What lobby yeah You need to collect the moral of the story. Is your powerpoint skills of the real abortion?

arrested for making that joke in Ireland today. Lizzie, just bullying be led to the list at home. I believe Andy's laptop has now switch to what you call that effect when you leave a laptop for awhile and beautiful pictures of like icebergs polar bears, haulage, a miracle, is this. Is this an illustration for the olives story? That's us trying to get to Happy happy I'll rip reveal the ice. How do you? That's that's for I m job we some slack is all about. We broke kicking and screaming into the twentieth century. I leave it. Has the resources to probably support and love kicking screaming new world? Otherwise I totally support his decision to wait until it's ready to bring a new reform the hour.

The tricky country in nice in international and fifteen. We made a really big deal of being the first country in the world to have a referendum brackets, not a plebiscite to decide about when should be allowed to get married, and we part of our cells in the back and we went Brill where so modern now, but you still can't get an abortion for any reason been incredibly limited circumstances, not for a rape or fatal fatal abnormality. So this is a one of those referendums that, like most referendums, I suppose, are people in their late, sixties, verses, everyone else, but all votes on and then the tricky. So I will obviously I would say, being lie Pearl urban elite that yeah we're gonna.

We're gonna walk this, but in ninety ninety six was when the divorce referendum was, which is preposterous. But is the country that five years before had made condoms legal though, if it's happening slowly in ninety six, there was no divorce in Ireland, so I've been my entire youth was going on clay dates with other kids and we likewise your dad live in a shit. The garden parents obviously hate each other so much because they couldn't break up and in ninety six I was in university and we were campaigning in favour of divorce that we stop campaign because we never met anyone in our city bubble that wasn't going to vote for a divorce and in the end it got in by fifty one percent to four

nine and wouldn't have got in only a minibus summer in the Midlands got its wheels stuck in a ditch. So, while I would be very confident that dairy fund raising has been very good in Ireland, so far in favour of repealing this eighth amendment, which guarantees equal right to life of a mother and unborn child or feeders, so whether it's gonna get through now is going to be so she got there there, the abalone money, the don't repudiates out of a lot of money, prayer, probably coming from America and Europe, and has a patch enough record with women's rights. Has made some excellent films, those such as the Magdalen Sisters and Filipino at least. We have that as our awful legacy. The bishop of dairy raised the question of the IMF. Both writer legalise, where, where will it end, will end with the law.

Before killing of the elderly and infirm. That's what happens in England, yeah ominous. It's happened dominates Here's the barely any elderly people in England now because you just go slaughtering them Willy nilly. That's what I thought and to Spain Marty that I do under look this situation where I'm going home and I'll be part of this thing, and it's a question of now. Dismissing but she older, people who are uncomfortable, grown up Catholic are uncomfortable at the idea. You have to be able to argue, put forward a case as to why this, needs to be changed in our constitution? And I can relate to this because recently I've had to come to terms with my friend is a paleontologist, and she told me that, apparently, the t Rex COD,

there's an I cannot accept, is a tradition that I did not grow up where there is no way they were massive chickens now get better I've done a computer simulation on whether abortion, right will lead to the lovely novel, killing the elderly and inform, and what it wants is actually That's more like it is gradually move up through the age brackets, unstoppable illegal killing of babies and children who are expensive and annoying. At present company exempted also killing the elderly. Women was the porter, that's a waste another basically dying of naturally, anyway. What was due upon turtle

I've got a picture in eyes is this: is it in punk total is going endangered, despite breathing through its genitals, in a way that, despite couldn't poultry, overpriced, vagina steaming suggestions to the contrary, poor humans are not capable of doing the endangered of these paternal, I've has been going viral mainly because it has cool hair, which makes it much more. Trusting in the hundreds of thousands of other species we drive to extinction here. Here is a list of other species that are going extinct, which I will describe for the listening audience. This top yes, mother, partook, coming over

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total, who said holy shit. That looks like a pain us. Are you sure it isn't just a picture of a purple payments to the listeners at home? This picture looks like Darth Vader in a sleeping bag, genuine screen saver. Just one moment, while I get the powerpoint body terms you cut that laughing after one of mine, I'm a man who knows a thing or two about extreme animal fact. Few years ago, myself and Claudia a already of the Sydney Parish Road TAT, do books of made up facts about animals. That of some of the most confused,

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Prince out of Donald Trump Brain, good, surfing I can see now I thought no, it maybe get drunk. It is because our turn them into a cricket van in Moscow lost years. Maybe challenges gets get his view on only to match the bulls hampering scandal. So what Donald you're right can This is the we this issue, you're right this is not going to work just If you want to know how it was going to come back to next week, show when I do quotes one of my favorite speeches of the week to describe how I think this Google is gone, was You ve anti goalkeeper boo form at the age of forty, was sent off and possibly his last ever Champions League much and afterwards he was asked to comment. How we thought the wrath had been, and he said clear. You cannot have a heart in your chest, but a rubbish Bin

You have to be a murderer to make the decisions you ve made, and that's how I feel about you with this great time of evil had a great time as well, but about the same time, next next Sunday, tumbled and Duty Mitchell do Guernsey Alice and I will search engine I give you shows, applauded and I'll be Bobby twins is coming as one of its kind these been right now I'm need in the forum and malware until next Sunday and then I'm doing austrian tour afterwards to all the places around the edges brackets, none or if a single. Land on the venue I will not play as allies.

Three things to plug number one is my solution: ethos, which is a double act with a robot that works better than that. Secondly, next week on Saturday, I am doing three one hour shows in one three our show and it's gonna be. If can disasters come along and Tom who was at the ABC, is producing a podcast called troll play that I am in and its where we take that shit, internet, intelligent the flowers of joy so tune into that as and when it comes out, If you see my sallow show it's here right questions romances at six o clock today, seven o clock next week until today, on the basis of this show, you just stand: there are getting electrocuted. Well, it's not that far after me, it's good to have a nation is always that could mean of electric gives itself sites

think we're mushroom coming buglers retorted sort of it is part of a technical issue, but I think I ve learned something. Thank you. Donald I'll see you watch your language. Could I.