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Bugle 4070 – Tit for Tat

2018-06-01

Andy and Alice look at Ukrainian 'assassinations', Trump's trade deals and dachshunds. Plus WORLD CUP AUDIO PULLOUT!

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Audio newspaper for a visual world and welcome to issue full files of them. Seventy of the bugle, the world single, reliable source, A hundred percent ITALY, reliable and truth in the universe of confusion only self proclaimed fact. I am Andy Zaltzman and if I had a pound become someone's is me for the secrets of how the hell up so how my hair sounds so amazing. Every single week on this show would be a very rich man indeed. Joining me today is the who last time I saw it, was about twenty feet. Tall on a massive screen in Seattle, rummaging through
contents of my shed during the recent Google LIVE show, I will have my vengeance in this life or the next, it's uh, this Fraser hello, Andy, hello, buglers. I am normal sized again and very disappointed to be so. Yes, it must be hard to come down from that I quite enjoyed the being a giant human being. I think I always think of myself as bigger than I am right, and so it's always a disappointment to find myself the same size as I always have been you can buy. You could try it look using some kind of massive prism to just carry a large prison, so it would make you say considerably larger than I could, but if I got to the wrong angle on the sun, that would be toast. For Fraser Life comes fraught with risks. it's nice to be in the in the same room and consonant as you at this time, a man without you being able to delve into my filing cabinet and remove my deepest darkest family secrets, this Beagle one. So
thirty, four, we declare trade war plus inflatable dogs, an would Jesus use a flying donkey or a four legged aeroplane if he was Messi ring it up today and the word exclusive Bugle World CUP preview supplements, including part one of your mustache of Audio World CUP Wall shots, but first as always, some sections of this or newspaper, going straight in the Bin this week and economic section which we tell you the latest pagan incantations to try to control the global financial markets, including Egarr, am now eager for ale. That is, and you of regulating income. Inequality in a free market economy and Doug fell at a drink. Arlene Glueck that reduces corporate tax evasion do try those while sacrificing some options. If I were you or setting fire to something on a solstice, it probably work, but it has as good a chance. As anything that's been currently tried, and also in the been a showbiz spots, supplements well,
Alice. I know you as much a fan of of rap, so you really been absolutely engrossed by the current spot between Pusha T and Drake on Monday. I think our love of rap is curtailed by the fact that neither of us can really wear backwards. Caps, because they're, not frizzy, hair, come about beside and makes us look like a maniac, but other I'm going to it's a live sleep and dream rap, Pusha, T and Drake till my favorite current rap artists thank being involved in a in a big tease big. Shall we spot a Pusha T, of course, so called because these days is a professional golfer cut short by his tendency to push his tee shots into the rough on the right hand, side of the fair whilst Drake shows his Monica, because he wants Sanka Pedalo votes on holiday in Spain, currently the biggest back in the world of rap,
and I would tell you what it's all about puts on you at the first part of the old school. But of course this is absolutely nothing. You should pick showbiz spots. actually not in the the world of rap and hip. Hop in the nineteen nineties hip hop legends, Sniffy CHI invoke x both receive my fans for the world crime greed but championships after a championship. Soft respect, opening ceremony of the nineteen ninety seven championships. So when and star celebrity game then, to gunfire when Sniffy K, real name. Kenneth Hodgkinson accused click, so real name in splints of meat moving the jack with his foot on it left broke down into scenes of a horrific, my also going further back brother, Timothy and Brother Emmanuel shoot stars on the Gregorian chanting sitting in the middle 11th century. Reportedly they hide this council for Alice the left the pharmacy describe for more, as I vinegar voiced waste of a good Catholic before Timothy hit back by charging them,
and you have a tiny willy and didn't even like not that much and also what Paul Mccartney the One song for this record: not right, rapper, not the central Rockies, it's just the showbiz see Paul Mccartney, the Ex Beatle He has had a long running safe with long dead, dutch painter Pieter Bruegel, the elder thanks. We make the idea for his smash, hit one thousand five hundred and sixty five painting the hunters in the snow, from an next song that Mccartney, the liverpudlian creams the recorded with John Lennon in one thousand nine hundred and sixty one called Bang Bang Brackets Winter animal death carnage anyway, that's fortunately
what is another another big fat, Cary Grant and Carey Mulligan really do not get on the old fellow resents, the young female actress being still alive and him well. She thought his acting was unnecessarily stilted, even allowing for the different production values of the time. Anyway. That's so the show was spot section is going in the brain, we're recording this on a Friday, the first of all for it. Now, if that is alright on this day in one thousand, eight hundred and twelve Us President James Madison asked Congress to to do you know the United Kingdom appalling behavior, I'm really appalling behavior, Madison running to Congress. Little squealer declare war on us yourself. Your five foot, four inch shorts art excuse. If a president, it was two hundred and six years ago today, the war of one thousand, eight hundred and twelve result low scoring draw after a long period of extra time in one thousand, eight hundred and thirteen eighteen fourteen and one thousand eight hundred and fifteen
in a nineteen seventy four on this day, the home lick maneuver, was launched for rescuing choking victims. There was an article published in the Journal: Emergency Medison crack read that previous to the hospital, but only comes out once a month But, like I said one of the benefits of the internet, you don't have to frantically rifle throughout your back hello click. Click subscribe to a magazine, he's bleeding out, to the home and over the accepted medical practice for choking victims to turn the victim upside down, get them to open. Mouth and then send a ferret up there, but it had only a thirteen percent success:
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Yes, Andy, strap yourselves in tie your hair on in sausage dog news now Trevor the terrific ducks and has made news headlines for being a tiny dog who suddenly blew up like a balloon, but luckily didn't explode. The background of the story is his owners. We used to him being one size which was tiny, and then they were quite alarmed when he mysteriously ballooned to three times his tiny size, skill still quite small, bigger that should've been doctors, don't know how it happened, vet. use x rays to German, that Trevor had punctured windpipe, which this is small body to fill with air, and he was admitted to a vet group for emergency care So what happened? Was the injury caused an abnormal collection of air under the skin and he blew up it really. Introductions? Normally in accident incident like this, the air would sort of absorb on its own, but Trevor needed immediately help, and so the vets cut a hole in him in order to deflate him and stop him filling up with air on every breath.
Now. Everyone in my news feed, is circulating this, like it's a cute story. It is a horrifying story. What the is wrong with literally everybody. I know this is a terrible thing. You can breathe your own skin off like a nightmare balloon I'm going to. I think dreams forever about people flying inflated dogs through the park on lead to the other that Jackie little rat dogs coming at you at head height. They already think the whole. Should they not. The tiny in red disappointment will to free ride on human beings, infinite appetite for us looking sick offense, which is they keep him around to prop up a self esteem by letting us unconditionally. In return, we cut their balls off and someone tablets into their bottoms according to pharmacy instructions. It is a harrowing story, but at the same time, dog inflated, like a balloon, I mean what you working with her: it's it. It's a horrible Zeppelin scenario: it's just the dog manatee. Well, it's uh.
It does suggest that there there could be some military application for this if we used the helium or even hydrogen instead of regular air to inflate talk, there's so many possibilities and the in the old terrifying I mean the the dog's owner Jessica, told the BBC his head and neck old merged into one. So he was just like a super fast, so you'll. Well, I mean one to quit. The species body shaming seals can live, how they want to live. Yes, there's nothing wrong with being. In fact, it's a Ben, Official, if you are a sale, so be low side bearing in mind providing meteorological conditions and water temperature. And also his head and neck will merge into one? So he was just like a super fat. I'm pretty sure, that's the door! a quote from the book of revelations. Are you saying Jesus to ballooned that the name introduce this scenario into his well? It could have done
That's why trouble landing if going. This is still a so fuck yeah, but given the state of the play anyway, it will take your chances, the almighty as well anyway, if you have ever do early or otherwise inflated a sausage dog at please do contact us at hello. Peoples at the people put cost dot com. What kind of interaction you're expecting from at least we know where them where they are so we can watch out if they're coming at us. Certainly if they do, their purpose. We want to know who and where they are. Yes, I'm not I'm not advocating the inflation of of sausage dogs did a lot like you advocating the inflation of self dogs and witnessed an inflated sausage dog. I would to know what happened and how you dealt with the situation,
in a humane way, Ukraine, journalism, news and well. This is one of the write stories of all time, Cody Bob Chang a russian journalist and Putin critic and therefore, if we may at those two two together, like the of man who hasn't bullet taking up pension because realistically will point he point but the most spectacular fail in his own assassinations in the history of of humanity. I mean if well has not even started and already people delete people themselves to the ground, pretending to be way more than they actually are, and but China went down very convincingly this week and we for the ref bolted by the ref. I mean the well world, who reported his death as the fact that it soon proved not to be because he went full in on this. This fake
went public shooting for shots to the back of the head. This crews doings on stones into perspective, and also I mean go to the lengths he went to this I mean understanding with or not. It was a good thing, a sensible thing or an act of purist idiocy. I guess we'll. Let history be the judge of that but he didn't even tell his his wife so yeah. He emerged it a police press conference on Wednesday afternoon in front of journalists who had been expecting updates on the investigation into his murder, so they had been in making some updates into his. This is a showman right here like this is, like a punked, you cry, in depth. Version like this is a terrifying thing to do. To your friends, who were all there, his colleagues were all there. He apologized to the journalists, for the mad, take out, and he also said special apologies to my wife. Yes, I mean I hope they were very special apologies. He said there there's no other option which uh
don't believe, is strictly accurate Alice because I believe there was another option that was to tell his wife rather than not tell his wife. That's his death was not actually real, awesome, she's, a very bad fake cry are all that is possible. I guess I mean she could have just gone for naff turn out in the woods or something, but it is also very nicely not to go splitting about it. On Instagram I imagine she'd have been should have ok with that, but that's I mean that's going to put strain on on a relationship, isn't it if at any point in the future, either of them suspects the other one of not being entirely honest with the other. There's no, I mean that's quite a big piece of evidence. You can dig out back catalog. Isn't it yeah like if my brother is late to lunch? I replace him with a new brother within about fifteen minutes. That's up. Jenco said that he'd watched use of his own death. Whilst in a mortuary which
I mean that's the last place, you expect to be watching yourself on the television I mean not for me. Obviously, the last place I expect to be watching myself on the television is in the United Kingdom, but for most people it would be more pigs, blood as well, which I mean, I think, if you can, it's not cold. If you're going to pretend to assassinate yourself, you at least you want to you- are trying to do it in a in a coat and HAL Al Way, just just to be on the safe side. I feel very sorry for the other corpses in that mortuary, they're going to be super jealous. Yes, I'm a nice yeah, but they gotta be so disappointed fabric morning there recently deceased, when are cardi Babchenko sits up out of it, says the tag off his tones instead, and all that I mean it's just like he has done, sat down and watched too many episodes of a daytime soap opera.
Pursuing this line of reasoning he's just going to next up he's going to be acquiring amnesia and even in evil twin, a cliffhanger season, finale house fire and a shocking twist will be back after the break like what else is he won the pigs blood angle. I was, I was not comfortable with Becaus, I mean the first part is lucky that he wasn't because the things that were genuine threats on his life, so it could have been that he was actually assassinated at the same time- is faking his own assassination, at which point that have been pics blood everywhere, which would have been then very old, good for the family. Having a central I run, a dna test of the autopsy tonight is real. Father is a pig. This is really not the way I wanted to find this out dollar. I think the other day there are some some positives from these the stories and it's you know how to know how the this will aggravate the political. Shall we say ten:
stroke war between Russia and the Ukraine, but I think this could well be the future of assassinations. Becaus Essentia Lee the it's got all the benefits of assassinating someone. It gets all the media coverage for twenty four hours, but without the ethical awkwardness of having committed murder, so I mean I would like to see all future assassinations just done as a twenty four hour joke, but I mean they need to get Ashton Kutcher in as a consultant I mean it's not often you hear those words, and rightly so, but maybe you've got a point of course, so all cardi Babchenko Junco is not the first man to come back surprisingly from the dead and make a big song and dance about it. For the media, his predecessor in this field, Jesus Christ, um
well, one of his big fans, Jesse Duplantis, the american televangelist, has told Jesus would not be riding a donkey if he were around today as a justification for asking his followers to stump up over fifty million dollars, so duplantis could buy another. If it gets his. Fourth, no, but I mean he's one hundred percent right. Jesus rides reindeer and did leave his colt a naughty children. What the bowl flipping that sex is going on in the US media based church substitutes right now. It means this, is Another thing to thing to say: hasn't he hasn't read the Bible. This is what this read. The Bible he's also somehow avoided and the seeing an activity seeing a nativity scene or hearing a Christmas Carol or talking to anybody about anything ever plan to, God told him to buy a falcon, 7x X. Fifty four million dollars saying it would help him to fulfill his mission of preaching to as many people as possible convene convene,
but if you're getting the existence of the internet, so your boy, king, router, yeah, no jet only jet- is the fastest faster in the ninja net. He doesn't know how fast the internet goes. 'cause his computer keeps getting, best buy Trojan viruses from porn websites. His assistant keeps accidentally clicking on ads full a told him apparently and this is a direct quote from Guild via Jesse Duplantis. I didn't ask you to pay for it. I asked you to believe for it. Hence his followers have to pay for it. I think the logic and that woman's internet gold should have spoken directly to just do. Plant is on the subject of buying a private jet because see it's pretty sparing with his words these days. The will march and chose a slightly old time to pop out of retirement. I mean he didn't. He didn't come out and tell people to killing each other didn't call for the fair distribution of the wealth of the world
given even didn't even clarify that on reflection is really not that fussed about what people do and don't eat he's. Just a fan of the latest fads in food hygiene, no, he broke his but it's the tell a tv evangelist to buy a fucking aeroplane. This dis just further further evidence that gold has lost his edge all lost his marbles and should quit. He doesn't have any finger on the pulse anymore, with all due respect to great working. he does the first six days in particular coasting since then, I'm going to counter this argument by saying Mr Duplantis has a point in twenty fifty. He appeared in the video with another preacher, Kenneth Copeland in which describe traveling on commercial airlines as being quote in a long tube with a bunch of demons- and I flew Mr Australia Andy and I can guarantee and confirm that they are one hundred percent correct. That is exactly what it's like being in an airplane, so maybe the bugle should do dependents, claim that Jesus
would not have used his trademark donkey today. Had he been around quotes he'd be on an airplane preaching the gospel over the world. Now I'm not much of an expert on these things Alice but other thing of cheese around today. He would probably use Youtube and spend most of his time blocking people on twitter and questioning his validity in parent In general, the unbiblical language, and also, I think Jesus is the kind of guy. I want to make a nice guy very concerned about his carbon footprint or recognition today, especially given that, unlike most people, he would even leave a cop carbon footprint on a lake, and if, if you have traveled by, I think he wouldn't, he wouldn't have gone for a private jet he's gone for a budget airline because they too very much like him very adept at turning tiny bits of actual food into so meals for many many people
inflatable ducks and news now Venezuela's currency. Inflation is broken through the coveted twenty five thousand percent barrier, where it is now more expensive to have money than any money you have. Money is now with minus twice itself and nobody knows. What's anything at anything is worth anymore. It's just it's absolutely insane. The suffering of the people is compounded by the fact that nobody knows what anything will buy from day to day is almost like in of being backed by a solid base like a gold standard or sterling or the owner of a good man. Their currency rests on the word of a self indulgent mad men who talks to birds and is also out of touch with reality. While this would be the President Nicolas Doro, who recently won another six years in power in invent How did he win that? Well in free and fair democratic election that not everyone is completely described as free hand. and for I think, it's fair to say, with Maduro he's that authoritie.
Brain socialism is a brand that has been tainted by history and he's not really helping. Cure that taint, no he's he's sort of almost like when, when a guy asks you out on a date and tells you that he's in recovery from some addiction, and you go I'll, give him the benefit of the doubt, and then he does all of the things, including stealing your bed and laptop right. I'll. Take your word for that. Alice never happened to me, but fertile imagination. So if listening to this in Venezuela, with inflation at twenty five thousand percent plus means that, if you're listening to this episode now it's free, but if you listen to it again, just eight minutes thirty seconds later, it would cost you seven hundred and ninety nine plus tax. That's a lot of money and little I put the boost, and we should point out that Alice is struggling through this effort of having been a soul
goodbye, an army of welsh bedbugs. I had to decontaminate myself before letting myself touch London, I didn't want to be the Lake Mary, I went to Wales and got bitten that uh covered in bites. This is a terribly I I come from. Australia and I've never been bitten by anything in Australia ever and I come here to your apparently meek and mild country. And now I look like the hunchback of Notre Dam. Not is anything wrong with that, but it's not Alex. They need to look and it's certainly not how I expected it, and I You want to blow my own skin also. He could with in will trade war news now. Donald Trump got a little bit a little bit bored at this week took some time out from his hectic schedule of pardoning convicted criminals.
for no good reason to slap. Some. Massive trade tariffs, twenty four percent on steel from the e? U and Canada and Mexico, ten percent on aluminium to pronounce it correctly Americans, I'm interested the world's others, reacted with a mixture of discussed and resignation. That's this kind of thing is kind of inevitable these days and, as the old saying goes in the world of international commerce, you can also fundamentally wrong, headed to economic attack on your closest allies without fuck fuel, to be fair to Mary They do have to be more money to pay for those red cloaks and what headdresses, there. Obviously stockpiling but how mean does it really make sense? Economically, these two rest on steel and aluminium imports. Surely more sense would be some kind of global tax on the sensation of a deep seated unease about the future of humanity which are running
it would be self defeating, because if there was enough international cooperation to achieve agreement on how to implement that tax people around the world would relax and think might be, things can be? Okay, all I'm not America, Trump keep saying what a bad deal: America's hats from the world's what with the tips of the socially ruinous policies on health care for put on it by powerful lobby groups in Botswana and Bangladesh and it's tragically unhealthy national diet, Forcefed down its throat by the greedy subsistence farmers in Sub Saharan Africa, and, of course it without saying that says America's willfully self destructive attitude towards two. It's logic, its commitment to slow environmental suicide. and it's self cannibalizing political system, all all the direct result of summons. National agreement or other about installing toilets and skills in famines owns. America has had it tough Alice and now it's hitting back big time at Trump plays
economics like my family, used to play monopoly with just an absolute disregard for the actual written down rules, and the sort of a vague hope that it'll all make sense. In the end, we steal money out of each other's banks, and it will is enough in a fist fight which I'm worried is what's gonna happen now, if, by feast you mean nuclear warheads, what sort of as a far more realistic version of monopoly anyway, if you want to recreate the thing yet Wilkins of Business, Canada is not taking this lying down. They have slapped tariffs on, amongst other things, you'll soy, sauce, strawberry jam and Quiche, that is, fusion food, gone mad hum as well as orange juice, soups, manicure and pedicure products, and not taxing american manicure, often just to confuse the USA, toilet paper that sends out a very strong message to America. That's
Canada will not even what their also with your isolation is both inflatable boats, lawnmowers and sleeping bags. The three key components of a bit to escape America across the border into can- I cannot wait for a world in which inflatable boats become a status, symbol and rappers start bouncing down the street in them. China has also said that it will stand up for itself and it does seem like China and the USA are now at each other, throats like two top surgeons in a one against one emergency Tracheotome, a competition. If I may quote myself from many years ago, and this is turning into a tit for tat tariff scandal- literally take for tap, join slapping a thirty five percent levy on american silicon breast implants was the USA is working. A forty five percent import duty on Chinese made. Tattoo ink and there's some doubt of whether Trump will actually go through fully with these these terrorists, because the trump take is often at beginning Jai shins.
Example saying he's going to stand by your living room window with his trousers down grinding his naked going against the glass water all trying to watch the telly, then, inevitably, he will roll back from that. Someone stream opening positions, so that eventually you reach your deal and find yourself thinking, while he's only dangling his touches through the letterbox. This could have been so much worse is from his. the art of the deal chapter. Remember that answer your emails now, and we had this coming from David, Michael John, who, three names or two: well, it's approximately two hundred and twenty first century you never. Anthem send a link to the story of Kim Jong UN in the south korean leader meeting in bid to salvage the talks with the US and He writes, I don't mean to imply causality, but the news below occurred just minutes after a pair.
a bugle socks were spotted in North Korea and he sent us a photo of himself while on a tour of the demilitarized zone that took when she went to the joint security. area and was in a conference room, the straddles, the North south korean border um, He is wearing bugle socks on the north. Very inside of that border, as we left, he said, a special convoy quotes came in shutting down all tours for the rest of the data. That is the power of You also Andy. I don't know how I feel about that right. I genuinely don't know I mean I feel it she about it, but I feel guilty about everything, but I think I feel it she in my soul, of if you I mean on one hand, what a great privilege to be associated with socks in North Korea, but also
who's listening to us and the like of the real series is real, serious people in real serious places. Listening to this bullshit and the we need to reassess our approach. Well, I mean it's just you if you listen to it back, which is a local, absolutely rigorous solutions to can just find out how many listeners we have in North Korea. Please do well, we briefly had one do they have electricity in North Korea? Are they listening on hand cranked ipods? This email came in via the physical form of a post killed. I think it can certainly mail, because it's a twenty first century and if you saw a post called Young, says one know what you're talking about so called in the email is not was right. Oh my god, Dear Bugle ordered ladies please, except in uh the impending one year to go of versary till the GB crashes out of the EU. This clear example of a cow. work and some stupendous balls on display for me
be able to see who cares to visit this gallery analysis from the University of E Anglia, and it is an artifact from over two thousand years ago in Ecuador, it continued. So let's salute the precedent: ecuadorian Mud Smith, who made it tin hat bundle England as all hell to the bugle cock, a doodle doo from Todd, and was that name Meryl? Ok, it says Meryl Year from a standstill in Essex, How would you describe this palace? This is a okay. Let's describe it from the top down like cleaning a cupboard yeah at the top of it is like the top of the vial clean carpets. I can clean everything a spell out and then there's a handle, one into which it hatches the spell the other end of which attach as to what looks like a parrot head or potentially a foreshortened flamingo head. Then there is the body of a bird,
then the birds seem to have I the terrible club feet, three of them to build club feet and a large ball sack or three equipment. The original version of the twelve days of Christmas ended with or three equidistant penises. They have swallowed up its legs. Somehow it described as whistling bottle as a bird on eggs or pods, which sounds all the eggs anyway I do keep sending in the post office reached at the the studio you're a coda. Could I give out the address Chris show me in no way was I creeped out by already getting that? Let you know:
before having an out the address yeah, I admire that level of research yeah. We need more vehicle postcards something else. Well, if that's the way to go to the something of studio in London, if you that came, you can find on the internet, something spelled wrongly no. We have no downloads from North Korea, no downloads, it's alright. We have we have and it is stock. We we reach some important countries. We we even get some downloads in Libya right in in the law school. So we've got twenty six downloads from the holy city. All right we've had twenty from Tajikistan. There you go with that ten thousand from Saudi Arabia for breaking news. The Pope listens to the bugle. That's why he's so happy? That's why it's such a chilled pope and why we should get him on yeah sure. How do you yeah sure. Let me go to one of his: does those big cases now and some pizza
do they let women need him or they worried that contaminate him like bed bugs in time and date of Pope before we get to the Bugle Exclusive World CUP, pull section, a quick reminder that there is a bugle live, show this coming Tuesday, the fifth of June at Underbelly on London's Southbank. There's also another show on the tenth of July and I'm doing a satirist for hire World CUP special at the underbelly on the fifth of July, this review? Google on Tuesday features, Alice and Tiff Stevenson tiles on the internet do come along World CUP section now and Alice it's now, just two weeks until the Football World CUP kicks off or I like call it both mobile and in in Russia, the spiritual home of football in twenty
eighteen and and what more appropriate country could that be full of World CUP run by an organization that is devoted itself with an almost biblical level of enthusiasm to the owner of corruption? Just for that, the reason for Will and I'm not as much of a football fan as I used to be in my younger days, but I still love the World CUP more the idea of it in the actuality, but here it is the Bugle World CUP section, including Bugle World CUP, audio eight shots, so here see I world CUP early will chart chop out and place together all the audio clips. You need for a full record of the twenty eighteen FIFA World CUP at start with this week we're giving you the scores mill, one hundred and twenty three thousand four hundred and fifty seven, just in case Brazil, and also the first five or the national team stickers. First of all, English,
and Germany, Russia, it is just for us, Austra, all he really familiar to me when I was a kid my dad and they let us watch the cricket or the news and final the funnel audio sticker for your you're welcome jobs. The other two thousand and seventeen follow
run over the next decade. I mean Andy. You were making fun of Venezuela for inflation. I think that your sense of how funny Funny Anthony is might be above the two hundred and fifty thousand percent model. Let history be the judge of that, and I'm not judging you you're talking to a woman who just spent forty five boiling around depends on the stove. So in elements are World CUP well CUP pull out section, there's a petition: do you want to breed a world class footballer? Then he Your chance with the exclusive winner vial of sperm aters, those from the World CUP's top scorer? The winner of the golden boot, will provide a test tube of his reproductor e tab. Title polls, for you, too, imperfect eight to the over your using you simply have to answer this question correctly. Is this handball inside or outside the penalty box?
do I you answer to a spin? Whatever format you choose in depth, guide to all the assistant referees, who will be partially officiating at the matches. We get to know the real men behind the natty little uniforms running up and down the side of the pictures, and we look in particular at three of the top assistant referees and well Football Clem, Ideo plus Que from Romania. thanks waving little flags running up and down in a confined space next to a straight line and being shouted out by thousands of furious people, dislikes war, famine, pestilence and death Honda, This Quail Chino from Ecuador, terrific assistant referee, favorite pastime, judging whom are football lost touch before it went across a line least favorite place to be anywhere. That is not please, between the stand of a stadium and a football pitch and was useless, Spres Piscotty of Poland biggest fear in life not being able to express an opinion through the use of a flag.
an favorite phrase that was marginal, but I think he got it right. My favorite phrase to use on a date and FIFA is a very interesting organization- will be looking at FIFA through the course of that on because we all know what the 2f stand for, just take those red, but what are the I? In the a mean we will investigate and find out whether it's supposed to be spelled assholes or assholes. We look at the formations. Teams are going to be adopting at this world cup. Many sports These days like to mind the expertise of successful people from other sports. In England, Sir, the England Football team, I've been having consultations in training with the very successful team Gb Olympic Rowing Squad, an a rumored to be considering facing Tunisia in their opening game with a new one, one one one one one one one one
wonderful nation with the manager sitting in a special little pit behind one of the goal. Shouting kick kick France rumored to be harnessing their national obsession with, rental cycling and now utilizing a peloton of around a hundred and fifty footballers to Guidestar Forward Ford and Griezmann up men to will and so the goal before, letting him spring out and smack into the map. While four some champions, ITALY will be lining up in a zero formation. After the failing to qualify, I'm upset about that is there. right. Well, real, well cut. Without a silly grinding out a couple of they'll they'll, I can tell you my football strategy status. Unfailingly successful football strategy is a going to the park is insisting that the bigger boys play with you until you can full of the bowl and a heap of tears, and someone gives you cake. That is meanwhile every time with
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