The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world, a buglers, I'm Andy's ultimate. This is issue four thousand one hundred and thirty three of the bureau is Friday. The thirteenth The seminar here in London, where the UK is a flying with excitement, offer truly extraordinary general election result be programme vote down to fourteen eight million votes for buying and reference supporting parties up to six point six million the call to end the uncertainty is inspired. The voters who surely voter path to the stability of continued membership of the European Union and now on annual democratic statements. We have a prime minister who recently unseated his predecessor, because she was so unelectable hopeless up against one of the least popular most media, vilified opposition leaders in british history, who could only splatter supporters.

Back up by hardly moon bending one percent, pathetic. The liberal Democrats added a spectacular six, percent of that of the greens boil the sick. People said as well as a you. Come climate quite shook british politics to its foundations. Now I must acknowledge the city six million people living in five. Something or not completely again. Some do not constitute an unenviable divine of woman man, I wouldn't think, must focus its efforts on don't expect to be as simple as just simply not getting for exit, not dumb No, you cynically manipulated divisions of recent years. Surely this election the long overdue generational shift towards a more forward. Looking inclusive open minded Of course, none of that happened apart from the facts about how people voted, but this is the vehicle we recorded in Britain, where our electoral system is to be as precise as it is appropriate. Unbelievably king shit at mass.

And these are at least forty three percent of medicine, that's more than enough and joining made to provide some insight. Explanation already, tear swarm shoulders, comfort and our joy at this pre Christmas time, probably more. The former less letter firstly, well, let's begin with a man who, judging from what he said on his previous appearances on the show, is not a huge fan of are now fully entrenched. Full blown Prime Minister Blair's chosen correct me. If I'm wrong markdale, if aid If a man, not Boris Johnson, stood to be leader of the country and across the country he got thirty. Five votes you'd go ass. He depressing You did this theme in lighting competent Pawn of books. She, it all

Somehow, even if I get a politics, they get the racism any of that just on grounds of sheer asked us sociopath it useless destructive, incompetent. The man called even turn: you wanna be getting a view jollies only legs and grant by without hiding in a frightened Did you call having to be progress. It makes no more sense than going up to the broken stands outside PAM Land Dobson Circle, eddies. Ping fluorescent swimming trunks swinging a bag full of fish as a skull Jake you wanna, rewarming, electrics, h, Kin mad and its clear. The uh butt, so many people here we gotta get breaks down, get breaks is clearly a religion? There is no. After there is absent

You know any rational thought you could not gonna get brings nothing, you gonna get it started and it doesn't matter what you do anyway, because you're pretty gonna die from food Bank needs a new era. Everything is just, although we are celebrating, the trumpet is clearly is the motive poor. In view of this, I believe is going out and fifty kids Couldn t ignore them, and yet I get your berkshire. Tough that's it just is clearly a religion. Does it doesn't matter? all the rationality that doesn't make any sense are no expect, there will be. People now, if you point this out, though go about breaks, it moves in this the areas where it is at an end somewhere? We ve got up what were they remain clear? Don't get me wrong. Labour were useless to lose

today? I think it a given you a football team is when you a football match and your support and your team and go from the other side goes and there's these airy silence. And then, after that twenty seconds everyone starts going goalkeeper shit shit gotta get get. I think it was light that there was about an hour of just people staring Wooes Geneva, then going at college should ever boy well, so What, if I think family laid your place? Will cards on the table him up? I don't know. Point. This is a Tory party. Now that's true foil thought I thought I'd always wanted fact is mine ministers, John Major came you ve got three candidates, claw coupled Narrative- oh it's lovely Kenneth claw, could believe comes

well I'd die, will turn about with their Djibouti is used inefficiently, squatty, evil it after the ring, but bore issues. We really ridiculous really only to be that budget pastors. Anything all lovely can judgment. This is a truly historic day. The british comedy markdale, essentially sighing bring back that you never see that there are also Johnny us to provide some respect. From around the world from two countries, that of Kosovo dream of electing leaders with a bit of a punch, offer expedient social pro. They should give him a really Australia a pilot. I was Fraser hello. What work under review for you flew in yesterday to say always on more specific? in order to save a summer evening, as they understand unfolded. What you're to blame- I am, I am you know this had to

it'll be seen in person. I was quite taken by the phrase. Let's get breaks it done right because I did think that that phrase made any sense, but to have a whole nation fall for it makes me think everything should be changed to let's get extra. In fact, I was thinking if this podcast, instead of its time, I'm being an orgy newspaper with visual. Worse was called. Let's get this broadcast done. Do you think the number? listeners go up. It's out of a simple message is that we personally I've I've had enough. I was simplistic slogans and I'd like to launch my own slogan, which is end over simplistic slogan, accounting downstream Comus bereft my life. Are they going to questions or have already waited Someone says: well. I think that the economics of this just mistakes under it.

They d be I. I fled my country, which is on fire. Our own prime stay in response to the fact that we are on fire has decided to push very hard for a bill about religious freedom. Presuming they. So we all know that we are allowed to pray to whatever gods we have of their houses, go up in flames and then I'm here and have such such certainty from the people, a landslide victory for the Tory, so we can all like we re you happy that we all we can all agree on these fundamental principles that wealth means Health might means right and breaks. It means breaks it. This idea that we can get breaks it. I find reassuring because it gives me some sort of a fixed point in the outcome. Now very ephemeral ontology of what Briggs it actually is other than a Morpheus cloud of sort of vaguely associated ideals mainly to do with getting away from the present and back into the past. Us, I think I think bars. Johnson is up

person to get this done, he's the only one with practice from walking away from his responsibilities to a complex ecosystem right he's a ban and so many children, you shouldn't, find it hard to walk an entire nation or write her way from support next network, and I'm excited to see what Scotland does Next Roger Maybe that is uninteresting uneasily angle. Miss Lucas, runs very anti, so Brentwood isn't really Britain eggs at its England. So long that world exit, or maybe Wales as well such illegals ranks it. But why are you sure this is the thing with with bricks, revealed certain things about at the United Kingdom. The lot of peoples and sent in England didn't know, which was, for example, that that it wasn't just England. We want tat, we I think that what we just assume that, when empire ended, all debates fend off not just a bit of a whale everything that has been I think, a modest reactivate, Hadrian's wall that studies going too

I'm going to ask fairly quickly for a referendum on leaving Boris Johnson is adamant, is not going to give them one. I just wonder about economic with this. Is there any sort of examples in history of when a country wants to leave the country that it's part of it and that the mother country says no we're not going to? Let you, does that ever cause any problem he picked up from the last one. Fifty years I can think of an example muscular this may have happened between two countries. I wouldn't believe us very cynical of Kosovo whip with Britain, but one of the great nations or we learn from our mistakes are some point: we're gonna, get it right, As to british men sitting in a room with two of the reminders of NEO colonial parts, I mean you don t. Learn from your mistakes. Have them come back and hijacking upon, I think we all food scrape

from a country where we ve choking on the smoke of our own mistakes? I am genuinely impressed by a man who has the courage to appear as incompetent as he actually is, it's a pleasing honesty and also back to answer. You know it's weird how history turns out, because right now, Mahatma Gandhi you still probably somewhere in the british parliament, demanding independent but last week, News for Boris Grass released a video where they a hindu religious devotion, listen replaced Lord Vishnu with Boris Johnson, and an superimposed images of just Mr Junker just shaking hands with people in turban. We're gonna get a net payers

They ve got these bodies to p M, but I think we all think the same people did want for that Goldsmith. A few years ago, the London Marilla and might even have talked about on the beautiful I mean do Hindus think Boris Johnson is a reincarnation. Well, I have a couple got all the odds of a couple of I suggest that he is very close to God. The other thing is, is he'll, get everything done, nothing at all. What they say about Joe recovered at some things. Don't transgenic reckoned Hindi is that he has a face on his face and wanted to say to face, but the right phrases did not exist and that they ve motorists grown. I know exactly where that feels like when you jet lag net, feels like your faces sort of detached from your face and you're like is this a smile? I think that's a Polly have kept.

One feels at all times just constantly trying to live up to his own expectations of earth does. Does this feel like a version of Modi did not work? You know, maltese. I think a couple of steps ahead in that, I think to build a to it like we did just passed a billion india that said that India will take in refugees as long as they were not muslim refugees. So our country that supposed we secular country, Gandhi, fulfil these possibilities says If you come from anywhere, you could be norwegian, you could be seek if you are from muslim countries, are continuing and then body came out and said this has nothing to do with religion which are surrounded by a bunch of strange countries. Why had someone just thinks it says that the laws that minorities can't be real

used an unambiguous using, that is to say, while they're coming from Muslim, trees, whether or not a minority, or it could draw up. That's some kind of bullshit sophistry going on, there is none other than appealing for the future. What if you also a game Muslim? Would you then be allowed? And now I think I think is point is dead because Bangladesh and Pakistan from other refugees come from who probably leaving. You know certain human rights abuses are coming in because they happen to be from muslim countries, they can't they caught at its heart. One matter that India is the second largest muslim country in the world that I love the delicacy of your phrase. Certain human rights abuses make it sound like a tea party. There's gonna be a correction. Racism against was liberal in pigs with promoting jobs while brings boy into alongside

I was rather dramatic at night and that at the start of the BBC covered at ten o clock late, they flashed on the side of the BBC Building just think above the statue might, by the notorious pitiful Eric Gill, the BBC's chose not to remove, despite you know that it's a man holding a child from behind its day by day, somebody had Charles well, listen child. We don't know if the man's naked holding the child's head in front of his pain, ass. Some of its vision of Europe that my big around temporary or from the front, with building a huge, greater sign saying, come three six: eight, which assumes just a later leaderboard of the amount of lies told of it or what it was. Finally, projected number of seats that we're gonna go to get its. It was disastrous more from Jeremy carbons point we his cunning electoral plan of not having any plan on the defining battleground.

Times with aside Oda in failing is elementary great one, anti Anti Semitism practical coursework didn't didn't go well as it could have done well for about a year and a half year, because it is very poor. Obviously, would you mind policy? That is simple and that's why we, the liberals, had scrapbook Pollux bricks, it and Boris Johnson, of course, get breaks it done and curbing had. We will support a second referendum on the establishment of an anti refugee

the Customs Union. As long as there is no customs if the bull pitches outside of lay in a shop it's out of the castle. What was wrong with that, and I think they stay seems for about a year. Labour seem to have the bricks policy seems to have called it costs to fractions it with regard to the bricks of policy in the in the local, by one of which was angry about any other way, was bewildered about it. Everyone was one of the latter. Was your about all feel. I feel like left has has a lesson to learn from this, which is that people will prefer even a shitty. Strong statement has long that strongly and affirmatively station enough, rather than an infinitely recursive series of footnotes and exceptions. It's hard to vote for

Luckily the camera and instead of market about it, pleads for we still have got to go through that. If he just was known for going, I pay I do not do it do it again, but that something to vote for you, you that you don't you know it make Amerika great again I was too limited research and their non phrases used in election campaigns and you bring the Sakharov to pay India. There that's a good one, but it's different. India election in the last may remotely went overwhelming majority. One of the candidates in the studio behalf was running instigated charged with murder, and he didn't randomly middle of the campaign to the other. Guy campaigned on the catchphrase. I'm still here, you don't. You know what your voting lists, the guys do there, the other guy readily so people

you should have still stood his ground and his slogan should have been urim and murderous. So what that's? A good loan soon or your body killed I'll. Do it on the top. We want a tough leader. We don't want of these people is got shies away from murder. The the example wasn't exactly right: the conservative sell an early ended up three hundred and sixty four seats. Lousy thanks in this brief. Fifty that's stranded and sixty four is the highest school binding them test. Cookie numbers painted hated one hundred and thirty eight a powerful turnout was dead. A little to sixty seven percent in the eighteenth and nineteenth in the end of the millennium. It never drop below seventy percent, but the weather was a bit wet and that might have slightly suppressed. Turn up, so people see the weather during the battle of Britain was quite Sonny

parliament really understand how difficult it is to get to a polling station in some drizzle in perspective, and it was. It was clearly the breaks. It was the defining issue, what everything a breakthrough- things, a heroic break for freedom, casting off the shackles, doesn't move when my friend MIKE broke free from the shackles of his own house and sofa and went to the pub for a pint. What you think is never central government of Joan of ARC jumping into the far shouting. I love barbecues. My total luck, sausages, who does but the the mathematics of it, are really baffling that that here we are that, if you add up the conservative vote and the bricks it party vote and the do you pay vote in Northern Ireland. It comes to food that forty one, eight million, like that. If you add

labour, calling for second referendum mescal split within the Labour Party within PLAID, the liberal Democrats, the greens and the other parties calling for either breaks it or- a second river embodies sixteen and a half million, and yet the effects of this, is an overwhelming mandate for breakfast. Ah electoral system is actually inside I don't understand the first past the post thing at all. Well as offering us before the very system for deciding horse races. Good. Yes, yes, you wouldn't have proportional Ripley right, I'm not ahead, but guy gnawing ran around one point, seven furlongs

as opposed to the other guy? At the same time, so a should still get once wealth of the prize but such essential came as a tactical voting that puts out once I did it. The owes Solly each or gets there were fewer options, but the brakes birthday party were prowling over ten percent at the end of October and they went down to the three percent election. So the bricks vote went to the conservatives and the, remain vote was diffused and other colonies. Marina hide said about that nine months ago, monitor columns. She said a thing: what will end up scientists like football supporters when its aims lost their side wanted it more than out that's her second poor, poor Meissner, leftwing writer roads in the aftermath of the election result with Hannah, aren't call the temporary alliance of the elite and the mob. The only answer

he's on the lines of the left and centre. Now, if only that need for knowledge of the left and centre, been blindingly obvious in this matter, so you say I had dealt with a woman who was a green Amy P stood off equal took, rose, really Stroud. I dont big fan of the Green Party, but this woman was standing in an area where the Labour Party one last time boy. I think three hundred funds and she says she's big high profile, green person, I'm going to stand in this area. Dots wrote a little thing to not support you do me. This is really close and labour are coming into a second river. Yes, but he doesn't. Support remain number Tory gets in that just get bricks. You dumb, although you have to look in the small print of what I say, the border

you're, just gonna, see if you'd want to be, but labour called weight on their own here I know full well the pressure they gonna. Let your votes, the labour vote together, you in great ecological. Unlike you, can take your eyes. This outburst mark steel got to these It is in our early and had a nap, I feel, like you Storing up all your energy, like I was running out, is obviously and guess what exactly your boy and a case war, the labour candidate lost by a thousand and she got fifteen hundred votes- is mandatory, are the Tory one? So I get up comes out o phrase of shutting the stable horror.

Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. There's no point in setting the stabilized This is a very, very every day. I have no time for a Jacob worrisome, in practice. Progress appointed. There's, no point. Shutting the stable door- if you can't agree what type of luck to fit to it, you need to leave the door open, brandishing locked towards the horse and sight of the horse. Could you please stay way or but mocks point in the air Did these other times where corruption really helps little lesson of approval affecting members of parliament in India like when you have a seat That you know is divisive what the one party does his first. They try to bribe the other person not to stand stuff like a refrigerator a car. Sometimes

that doesn't work out, may not work for bars Johnson. He loves a fridge united seeing TAT. I worked for the Green Party. I would like a car. The range of since could be a voucher, could be anything and when that happens, that doesnt work out what happens on and again. This is why we are in advance democracy, because we ve pulled through somebody things they actually Times Lock Members if Parliament legislative Assembly, people in a hotel in a five star hotel with food and drink till they choose their opinion. This recently in the carnatic elections, there was a threat of four hundred and fifty defecting defecting members of legislative acts. Neither will switch bodies of ethics or whatever other reason had they long physically not let them leave a five star and, and Egypt was basically bribed them till there and with the party they were with blood. I mean that's a great kind of bribe, bribe, slash threats, combo yeah, I'm

food and drink flowing and in this country when they prefer to do, is to their bribery and a sort of around about a roundabout way by buying Botz on twitter and what's more honourable way, just manipulate this streams information to particular demographics until lay fold deal you have reality sees no need of the importance of this. Although we already made to bother with the electoral corruption in this country, because the voting system, pretty most. Does it all for any one need internet I throw down tat most of you got, though just staggers you good. Couldn't you just go, I'm going to stand in this constituencies split the vote in the hope that in Oregon I'm gonna get the new lawnmower. Many many Cubans campaign, I think, can be safely compared to Captain Scott turning up in Antarctica with nothing

Forty creates a bear. Some ping pong Batson a karaoke machine. It would probably lost anyway, but definite did not give him so best chance when alone for a longer worthily. Ever he gospel, soon, two point: six million votes compared with the election. Two years ago, I ended up with point: three million are still more than Tony Blair gotten. His third successful elections are more curious, mathematics, Boris Johns monitoring at the conservatives up. Tourism is disastrous, showing up by, as I said, one percent college baffling it is. That is genuinely. I still don't understand. It made me to buy a calculator information and pay more attention in math class, more Francois and great heroes of recent british politics. I said there are a number of things in the things on the BBC coverage. We ve got what we want. We leaving the EU now remember folks. This was a general election.

And Roger General General Elect a general election, not a general election that affects everything, not a referendum on love is general election, but he also said that this was a possibly the highlight of all the coverage hake. Page the fall of the Berlin Wall to the fall of What is described as labors red wool, that string of seats across the north and Midlands of ink so he was, he was saying that was alongside the the fall of the Berlin Wall. If you he doesn't was asked. The Tories in the north can be reunited with the families that advertising has now should reassure virtue to her. She lives with sought at war and changing the sheets, for there are certain key differences. Furthermore labors red wool trying to get across it, Let me read, will you need to take the other m sexually? I'm one of these? I don T, try not, and the traffic can be ready quite annoying at times with some robots versus

fully Andy's german soldier shooting into ribbons almost ingle indistinguishable August through the tools the rhapsode dictator, odor. Almost also also, very importantly, David Hassle, half as much. Less interested in Berlin Wall built bypass empire of murderous autocratic, pseudo socialists despotism, labors Redwood voted in in elections over many years potato. The thought. I guess that's not what I did was also immense radioactive flesh, eating robot wolf with close coated in rabies, pathetic. The Berlin Wall and says opponents of the gross contains over data. Just look at the results in the paper with the Berlin Wall became universal symbol of hope for a better future for you from oppression and also a major well tourist destination. The Labour rebel contains

darling. Some significant differences between the two Daniel Hannan near Arch probe, a camp Tory Emmy P, says there is just we often result became fit to seriously. Romania's did you think seventeen point? Four million of us didn't mean it that it was some sort of joke now not wishing to speak on behalf of all Romania's or indeed the note. It was an old laughs, other not allowed a? Not born yet all of whom are women So the answer is that we know and obviously flogging not here. I thought that the directive didn't mean it I'm not. I know shit joke, and that was not a jungle if it wants to make just a job at sorted out, Briggs better. Oh, you buried it through to the

I think I'm relatively moderate in emotions by giving anyone who have used the word. Seventeen point four million again should be put in a rocket launchers and five mouth for with the parachute and an oxygen mask amato level. If what about so We want the working. Can we draw about that Britain and of a minute essentially that We love lies or we wake up to be light too will bind to those. You know we're a christian communities alone at also lawyer, but he says what remains so. We says what he's pretending evenings, which is as good as the same while I have been following burst Johnson for the last couple of months and Instagram, it's good and I've come to have come to the conclusion that if your seen doing things in modern politics physically doing things so he was was picking a fish shipping

the pig once did it hurt and creates a thing driver who fought with trying to tell me about it- and I M not even here, to meet an onion twice a week yet Ro Ro, onions on television. Yes, if This is the only light you can't compete with that. No one can compete. I mean that is a man who will I mean, have you got, the boy. Why don't we do yeah? Exactly you know it? just putting things in your mouth looks like something then weaving of things and saying that you think about another referendum. You don't promise to Moody was on earth. Seen, but the cow was seen on a scooter was seen on an aircraft, but he wasn't doing any richest on visas should be doing things, and I think that is far more imports. In a democracy now than policies Instagram, Latvia, is to thank, you, see, become an influence and that by being doing in a sitting on a couch, visibly

Henry VIII, I've pretty much nothing above where massive trials suppose for someone is always painting him look at remained around see chicken taking away the summing up. If you kept her in the papers, new. Well, I stood with a quick question because I am new to the country's election covered yesterday on the BBC, and I know that Sean coverage has changed a lot with technology, so did Obama, election, I remember the big CNN thing was being able to Tut, scream too into updates and have it spanned. Yes, and then you just it just you know election experts just playing with the state in a just throwing like going into reach so of area. Wouldn't I guess the guy go, let's have a look at this little, but it will cost

here. They go like that, and I go now. This is the fourth avenue in what you tired. Some jobs. There isn't. It is excellent that we got it. I say perfectly response, but that's right. They would and I know the exact really believe with anguish, but mark was going begging zoomed in under how lived sorry, I'm sorry, I interrupted you, your perfect accent I didn't mean to Anti AIDS and threw it wasn't purpose Gloria talking but Dick good I'll give. At least there was the appearance again of doing things. You know they were just going to house since yesterday on the BBC outside. You mean beauty studios, they decided to go analogue Andy.

Talk about this. They didn't do technology, they had a huge puzzle of great jigsaw by Louis and they were moving. Accident pieces from red to blue, and the date I dunno the redwood was, but at the time it looked like a necklace and moving it around physically, which was a lot of work for the lady through the negative like the west came, risk ever really very good summary of this election. What are we actually see any of it, because I was in a sort of Labour Party office. So there was this silence. Tat, no one to ten are three and then everyone sat on a chair. If someone spoke was about one forty three like up interplay, because I find it had done it during the campaign.

Three thousand four years and size of political, but rather than carbon doping, let's try now too it's easy. We very negative on our side of the political Cecil furthest apocalyptic suggested by the impact of five years of jobs in government. Reduce civil liberties attacks on democratic institutions, hostility towards so we say the insufficiently british. Because it was a bit soon. Now me of online vile and newspaper fury, but let's clutch at some very flimsy strolls him but he slept on the definitely on the one borderline cheesy milk of optimism at job. Boris Johnson essentially doesn't give a shit about anything and how is he's nothing if not on principle, chancellor, who will do anything to further is only ever read. Furthermore, is no longer because he's got decent majority no longer tied to the total

Jeanne hard stinking breaks it boner lunatics within his party. So, given that area, sending a moral vacuum style of politics based on opportunism. It is it possible that this could be home is that his is his power bases. Six at work generally legs. That's very kind of shallow volatile support, Does anyone know of using all the means of definite when the next session, that kind of majority is not been overturned before Johnny Shred of optimism up do because the old all I think it is in the south in the south. The results were amazing. Really, if you hadn't, if I hadn't am lot not for lying between, can every is extra. That and never ever I'm not until the last time. So this bits of the south are not winning Bessie,

get another really go by sea, but this also to they took part me so there's bates this. This is probably doesn't results if you just saw them and nothing else, you'd think I must have a majority from that, but it's just so what we will be coming down. Only sought in the eighties people in the north would go you down south who each or is you don't know about also beer and it's the opposite that now and have suitable website design. Is coffee shop, people guy you dumb got clue about ass. You chose raising Dudley, a movie this little you're always lie down upon cascade likes you, don't I voice Lloyd. I think the poor differently every couple of minutes so that other frothy, but you ve, got a clue. You ve never been confronted with a deconstruct enlarge. Eighty years old it produces carbon rediscover goes well

need balking, assumes oak trees and say that he is going to stick around for a period of reassessment. I think reflects reflection, reflection He didn't say he didn't want to lead the next general election, but that gives him what five years to couldn't than one after that I, for I feel a period of reflection in the face of a medusa. The monk raises a divisive yes, but I'm going to go back to the point. I get up early mothers before the bugle german coping with the Rome leader of the Labour Party, the right leader, the Labour Party, was the idea of Jeremy called adjust the vague concept and conservative at the idea of bars jobs and their leader, because there is a She, no real Boris Johnson typing out.

So we move on to new links and storing. While Alice I mean I wish you'd said that half an hour betterment. Yes, now that's me onto a non election stories and get to follow the view of the next five years for Willed stooge coverage on the Johnson right. You are the bugles Birdlife correspondent. What have you got for us? yes Andy in a bird life news now there has been so many bird things that have been happening. I think it's very exciting. In America, there's scandal coming up around a new pigeon fashioned statement. A charity has come forward. Is concerned after a series of pictures appeared on the internet of pigeons wearing tiny, cowboy hats in law, Vegas lobbied stories, assuming that they had had a great when on the tables and were showing off

you found wealth by wearing these little hats be, would take pictures of the adorable beds and putting them online. But this charity is come forward and said it's probably not good for pigeons to be wearing tiny taxicabs like that what more there's somebody pigeons in Vegas. I assume we just gotta That is a very silly place, ought to at her always really. Next week I met the Soho fitter for Monday We aim for genuine the golden one. Also in interactive occasion of historical wrongs, Jimi Hendrix has been cleared of blame for the release of Parakeet in the UK. There is an ongoing rumour that do not stop you there, because there have been some combinations of words in recent weeks that we never thought we'd here, including this week. Prime Minister, hygiene for each Jimi Hendrix cleared up.

Blame for release of parakeet. So idea of surprise you got no. This is in some of those who serve London, there are more parties, but never should also think sooner Molinari Clapham think, Sir Jimi Hendrix. So what this is the thing s been a rumour swirling for years that, because Jimi Hendrix released some have a pair of parakeets in Carnegie Street in the sixty Israel that he was the cause of parakeets Britain hours in the way that we do not want. Minorities are always blamed for large scale problems, similar Elvis fighting his own death needy people efficient and go that Jimi Hendrix rumours well written. But now It released two parakeets parakeets were they were not at exactly the

Adam and Eve of old parking presence in Britain, and there is one other groups for their swords river there's one others rumours will job, which is even more glorious, which is that when the african queen was being filmed, Shepton Stewed are used parakeets and some of them a Skype exemption like that of the jungle, some of them the skylight for the studio, and that's that was that is another another room, and no apparently they ve been parakeets in the UK, since the eighteen sixty is- and there is large scale intentional releases in about the nineteenth. And also in nineteen? Fifty two to with this recurring, what's been called Parrot fever, where people are trying to cede parakeets across across the United Kingdom, I am pleased that it not Hendricks is focus our love, love Jimi, but my appreciation of his music was significantly diminished by the sense aid introduced for

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out of the other magic glow and once spill a glass of water on Chilean, it broke the thirtieth drought in Africa. The I found my business travel level Toby on it and you say the unexpected are level of bullshit. That is the gold standard, for success in this country. Mexico has been turned on its head with protests storming the palace of fine arts in Mexico City on Tuesday, because a painting of Emily Honours Zapata, horse with an erection. The horse has the erection he's new. He's wearing high heels and a hat and pigeon enraged about this piece of the fine art than I think anyone in the UK is ever cared about, who they ve been they to be burned. It shows that that I

these high heels, pink hat, naked morale tools and his grandson is fear. Is he says for us as relatives this Dennis it's the figure of our general depicting him as gay, which I feel like as a stretch himself in a situation where he needed to escape from somewhere naked and was not hidebound by social convention and escaped on Unwrast horse, yet the net, no one's, no one's objecting to the rules They include found himself in a situation where he needed to escape from somewhere naked and was not hide bound by social convention, and item on aroused horse, yet no one's no one's objecting to the aroused horse. I think there is direct objecting to the over the aroused horses. Grandchildren of food You gave this person from the raft horses, maybe they're, browed reasons for me right horse wooden pop, a boner if they got a famous general on their backs and also in the regulation A rhetorical question was wasn't multiple choice

we don't know, also that we work of art was, is in fact a part, a cool up in NAM, the England created grown Gooch, who never one of these is nicknames, was zap and is a recurring it is similarity, would suffer. If that is a genuine fact, you, let go of me for telling lies about a price. For a bit of fact, I will never I give you praise factor had taken, not lived on you. I'm just surprised that had seen as insulting, because in a revolution and element of surprise is key, what's more surprising, then showing to the main palace nude, under their actual us, is I'm in the unease. Verrier underpinned that horse is really really Interestingly, every appearance by Putin on a horse has been an attempt to recreate this photograph, but it, but I don't recall, Putin ever ever a horse aroused which suggests that he's not as good as

sufficiently muscular yeah sure we'll take that flood Rollo brother play demeanor filmed any good. I was in the game is very, very relevant. If you're writing a horse while naked how do outside the your equipment, like the more you this is it integrating rapid, again entirely appropriate price. But how do I get a quick bit of other universe, news? Well, I've gotta, one that I think you know, because we by bus, Johnson, impersonating a prime minister and just nobody knows where he is and etc playing their spots. An indian man has been impersonating aloof, tons, pilots

for about. You said you didn't an indian man who is not a pilot, has been going to airports dressed as aloof, Lufthansa, pilot for five and a half years, and flying on different commercial pollutants, and all its head is just a pilots. Outfit finally looked ads, are guarded and said: this is a fake badge, Dick sick. It's just. Something from a fancy, dress buckets, and he said yes, but for five years this this gentleman has travel the world just dressed as a pilot, so that gives me absolute hope that forestry, We will successfully be able to leave. You just have to address the pot and do we may have to get further etiquette for security, So he had you know when you look like a pilot, apparently indian airports, just let you pass and he had the hat and he had the thing and he had a fig batch meat and the

was really fake. Is it just a pilot on it, not for the deed? It add it took all of tat. Sort of way Five is together, but he'd seen the whole world in that time, quite good pilot just scale like yeah yeah they always applauded and he just do just dressed as a pilot I think, that's a nice when go the cop pin. Sometimes think they they let him the you know, but but most of the time you travel first class and yet there is always an empty seat and he was sir just because he looked the part which I think is quite relevant and in the modern world, is a one man metaphor for the twenty first century policy, sexually. Mark earlier? You brought up how the world was in the future, but to be divided into a sort of conservative shipbuilders in and it up. Liberal me makers, but you have to address the pot you know my head shipbuilder has to like you know,

Collection builder enemy maker has to have a coffee in his hand and type pan sooner and the law. Beard. That's carefully groom, so this guy, we had a time he himself a pilots, outfits and the thing and confidence. He said how this, how did she to so many people? These are the main thing is you have to walk in and look the person, at the airport and sit pilot well, there's. A message of this So it is that lying works and for like practicing that said there will be no lies about voluntary subscribers. At the end of this week show this is in honour of or the lies that have been told during the election campaign. That brings us to the end of this week's people. Think so much for foot for coming. Under what announces a difficult. I view in particular now and indeed them well off aggression decision waste. I just means that I would have been a failure.

With that most people's lives have been affected At least you got a reason to point to a positive note, to adopt our space how much you can see? I allus alongside me in these set viable history ass. I hope it will also do show Savishna seconds of the fourth India, as in you can double up, in fact, in a measured, seven, thirty spot for dinner, and then I was his ten fifty You ve had to second divorce of January and renowned for being the time of year, in which people least want to see comedy scientific. I had come to two comedy shows looming Marianna, your daughter, and if I actually, I think they started February, does what term Don't worry, he's just wander about your foreign manner. I think my mental life. Nobody, I'm back in April sums

putting a small run off the embryo democracy and discrediting itself better twenty seventh April, which, unfortunately, my birthday is a good way to spend it finds the seventh anyway, Romany, just drop out in a few weeks out of run Absolutely finally presents new studies have been cancelled, but has done maybe now that isn't, it you can buy an energy through airports if you'd just about any should fight Listening Douglas, we'll be back next week with the final full beagle of the AIR