The Bugle Audio Newspaper, a visual world, hello you'd, listen welcome to issue four thousand one hundred and ninety eight of the we will already a newspaper for a visual world is frightened of twenty four June twenty twenty one- and I am add, these all money in the shed of everlasting veracity its. London, just a couple of miles away from a room of absolutely no veracity whatsoever from where, by mid cobalt, hello nation day. However, the glass d, what a bright? The needs that big, I was solved, is hanging out of his ass. The even slightly exe, the man is. Now. I refused to explain that to Americans, you could google it

Andy? Well, really a term unfamiliar with the honest at these elsewhere is incredibly hug over Georgius from cross across the board and no doubt with like the nation state is up as well is gone Roman, how it suddenly to be here. I've been fully vaccinated for a little over a month and searches. Nonstop hedonism didn't going into pizzerias in person to pick up my deeds Obviously, seeing one two three friends at a time when the world is my oyster and the oyster, is still kind of thank God, you can get back to your real hobby, Josh Vienna, king, your post two long since you ve been deprived of that basic human right? It's incredible! It's it's a rash! I am I'm a glow rights we are

on the twenty fifth of June. So it's a happy one hundred eighteenth birthday to George Orwell. Stevie Surveillance state himself, bonanza renowned, overestimating the organizational capabilities of pigs, briefly, runner, valise, profitable agricultural establishment, history and, most famous, of course, where his hilarious comic highschool slashing novel about an Eric and under seventeen rowing eight and their colleagues who drank a magic potion on that transatlantic flights to compete in Europe to improve their but it had unexpected side effects and ended up devouring terminal fora Heathrow Apple and they landed the classic of its type nineteen. Eighty four: how are you How are you able to do this Hanover tomorrow? Is the 26th of June I'm interesting late. Nothing happened on the 26th of June between the years, one thousand five hundred and ninety seven and one thousand seven hundred and nineteen according to Wikipedia and such lack of anything significant happening on twenty six June during the seventeenth century that radical colonists advocated, remove

when the day from the calendar entirely in favour of either the thirty second of September or more controversially than both of January in an effort to curb new year excessive the disagreements over the future Sixteen understandably Toy Europe apart as accosted, basically everything in those days leading to the fifth Bavaria Castilian WAR from sixty. Ninety three: ninety six, which was only voted the eight stupidest war, the seventeenth century, by a panel of voters, convoy. And by the university of like on in seventeen hundred losing out to, amongst other conflicts, the war of Oswald Testicle, the Harpsichord war he wore the inviolable pumpkin. In the end, it was a great keep the twenty six June, but only at the cost of the twenty, nine and thirty. The February of this year agents concluded. God got bored in the winter and had run out of steam by MID too late June, leading to the lack of events on the twenty six didn't the desired results. However, unless not for a long time, only three things happened on the twenty six June over the rest of the eighteenth century.

according to Wikipedia and seven things in the whole of the nineteenth century, which have quite action packed century by the standards of the time before things, belatedly picks up the network century, but a bit of concern. There hasn't been events on the twenty six June since twenty fifty according to Wikipedia as if the world needs moral, conflicts dug up again, as always a section of the biggest going straight in the bin. This week celebrity pugilism. We have a full celebrity fighting pull out supplements Obviously, the fields that media head of the millennium so far celebrities fighting professional puget- mission. We got you gonna fight button, I mean I, your constant rolling fight with Whitey, we welcome the rest

sensational face pummeling dished out by the renowned boxing ass expert and Shithead Floyd, my whether to professional, performative Logan pull the world is tend to hanging on its tend to hook stuff on it, which delivers gonna, be next Volante to have their motions most with a pseudo into of easily distracted, and we all just hearing a wall is very exciting this. For us, has been confirmed: George Foreman against David Attenborough, which could be an absolute classic acts in Mercosur to pick up some tips and all those animals he's been going to eat each other offers intuitive acre. It puts it. Does to the rings about battle of a brutal. But will it be enough to us off the form World heavyweight champion in his election of combat grill also there's some coming up. The renowned mega told on Youtube step beauty pie name, transfer up, pious, Dodge unease, Pythodorus Second, on an M one, Abrahams battle time, kindly led by the: U S military.

any available hems worth is gonna, go up again splendid about constrictor from the MID Dakota, reptile, sanctuary, she's, undefeated and sixty five, of course, but I ll give it hasn't faced them you take of the dimensions of the Heavens worth before. I'm just hearing that rock the Rockies on its drawing the rock Johnson This is a two Tom cube of Corolla Marble, the TWAIN, the Rock Johnson has advanced in having won the talks in getting first go, but if he doesn't use those industrial drills to good effect, you can't help thinking he could struggle when the platform comes into use. section in the Bin top story, this wig America is being invited by aliens that could be the can of aiding the Pentagon reports into Ufos Josh as American Alien life correspondingly to bring us up light date with exactly how deeply

the UN's already and embedded into american nurses out in politics and how much time we'll have left before the council yeah? This is a big story. The Pentagon has an unclassified report about: U S: FAO sightings, which is terrifying, but not because of the potential for extraterrestrials, I'm more scared of what is the EU. As military doing in the sky, where they exist. Explanation for people to accept is alien had not not have let the public know we're using a proton beam to tear a hole in the fabric of space time, and it looks like afloat let's just say, maybe et Israel, but there haven't been any confirmed. Extraterrestrial sightings. There are a few that are that are unconcerned like that. That are truly an identified flying object. So there is the potential that that they are extraterrestrials, but the Department of Defense hasn't ruled out going to war with space on the premise aliens might exist and could possibly have space age. Death rate

asked Mister officials who examined over a hundred and twenty incidents from the past two decades, including three videos excessive. I lost the industry to showing unexplained aerial finance, they seem to be investigated these just with slightly more enthusiasm and urgency than, for example, the Pentagon rights, six of January and tell us about the priorities of America as a nation in twenty twenty one. I mean, I think it certainly leg. We don't we. We don't have a problem with cartesian domestic. destruction, they ve got everything space creatures, wanna come here and distress with lasers, we'd that we ve gotta look into but work when the calls coming from inside the house. A miracle ants are happily and invite the collar.

I invite them to continue staying inside. Who cares about c D day when you got you impose in the other american NEWS. Democrats attempt to rewrite election voting law is blocks by Republican, fully busta the bill known as the former people act would touch Every aspect of how elections are conducted, removing obstacles to voting that a disproportionate effect people. reducing and controlling the influence of big money in politics and limiting partisan influence over the drawing of congressional districts. Now, obviously, these will seem like wireless, but in Layman's terms, obvious things to do it. If your democracy fan- and nobody does still have qualified display- baseball form over recent. I've found a loyal and spoke, but but but Americans, I'm innocent results. Business. Isn't it had peasants Mama there that clinging onto these these things,

these tools in the Gulf back. That's your republic, it it is, their politics is based on results, and the Republicans are doing an amazing job at in bring no results from the centre of elegance. Didn't just oppose the bell right. That's one thing: if they vote just voted against it, but that you, as you said they filibustered to block debate on it, which means they hate voting so much they if used to even do it themselves, solidarity that he bought a holler whose budget, whereas the grand Old Party, this counts as a refreshing bit of ideological consistency. Here, not a button where not my, but that is a slogan which we talk. A lot about american democracy or on the bugle and clearly old old democratic systems. Have there shall we say built flaws, but if you were designing a system from scratch now a new

suggested things that are in place that the ban is trying to remove. You would be taken to somewhere, quiet and told to spend thirty years alone, with yourself until you come to your senses, when insist, guy, think some of these conventions of democracy, like the people who, like them, cling to them as like this is how it's done. This is the process we have to have rules and the people who don't like him. I think, rightfully say on these were implemented two hundred fifty years ago by people who had never operate

the light switch. So maybe it's ok to rethink. It displayed a bit like being a democracy fund in two thousand and twenty one is a bit like being Manchester United Fund in two thousand and twenty one in the old modestly existing on the memory of previous glories and all your possible hopes of being hollowed out by some very very rich Americans epithet, but it's the together. I guess a difference with mine, United, as at least I want some things within the last. A cobbler Harris who is leading the way out is voting rights. Push centre report is that it is. We are certainly for the american people that when we talk about the right about it is not a republican concerned or a democratic and said it is an american concern. Now here's the problem with that absolutely is a republican concern. If people gotta get about given that their necks

nobody's gonna have to be vote for us in order to die of disease and all gun violence. Electoral last thing is that that they need is for more Americans to vote. Of course, this is a group of, This is a deranged cult of white supremacist and can the receipt there is, of course, they haven't accepted the action result. They have still not accepted the results of the civil war. They are saying hoping that that gets really to guide it. These people watched Lincoln, like it was nightmare and ELM street bids. It's now just feeling, like the very idea of democracy, is being mocked rate like democratic senator, Kirsten Cinema has rejected the calls to eliminate the filibuster, which would allow Democrats to pass more legislation with a simple majority. Women may vote rather than this sixty vote thresholds in place, and even the phrase simple

majority sounds like like we're being marketed, but when you idiot you can't even has legislation with a simple majority: we're gonna go democracy. Is this not dead the Republicans argument against TAT Joshua. Essentially, it seems to me that they they say it represents federal infringement on states or authority. and the state's right to conduct their own elections without fraud or more actively with the level and type of fraud. My legs conduct their election Communism. Is that something that we should just let them get only if they want to be fraudulent, surely that their own democratic choice to undermine their own democracies. I mean it just it just the level of hypocrisy to be like a woman has no right to govern her own physical body, but

we can take any liberties with the electoral body that truly horrifying, and that sums up so much of republican velocity. Women with each other about the hypocrisy about Mitch. Mcconnell called a bill, a solution looking for a problem. Crews, dismissed as partners legislation written by elected democratic, designed to keep elected Democrats in office on the rights of a full two point. on Chernobyl's on the New York George. Are you live is having some Merrill election and what form a mare ready Judy. Only just just this week had his law licence suspended for quotas being a man.

If so, what was happening in the day, the roasting to follow his glorious, the risk posed us. So we had our mayoral primary election, which is basically the election, because the republican candidate, white wine and now that I have said, I have certainly conjured a victory in doing this, but in our four it's our first step toward sending our current mare six and a half foot tall stand of blank paper. Build the blogger you off to be ineffectual at things as a civilian like he's, going to fail at changing light bulbs and helping old Ladys to get cereal down from high shelves of the growth of this city. This year implemented rank choice, voting, which means that people can include up to five candidates on their bowed in order of preference. So that conceivably you can you you're? Not you don't. You can vote your conscience and vote pragmatically and this kind of ballot really

feeds into new Yorkers favorite pastime, having incredibly detailed opinions about things that don't matter to people anywhere else and as an outside it to this, it was interesting. Looking at the various candidates, I thought the boy a wily, had an interesting platform of investigating public housing and increasing funding for education Hopelessness, abbot, depressingly looks like she's gotta be edged out a maybe the mistake. My wily made was to not ground. The only thing people want to know about from New York Maya, what our policy towards the Ghostbusters ah Anti, where did they stand on the major turtles heroes in a heartfelt, also advised menacing? We need to have Answers to these questions, I truly think you could get elected Mare, a New York city. By being, like I hate, when people do crime and having like a guy, bagel order truly now

cheerleading news now at last will use of resources. The topic has not been covered been remiss. Homosexuals are almost daily newspaper You can use an enchanted an eighteen year old cheerleader, who has won the right to safe softball at the age of forty which is oversee enshrined in it. I believe it, Sir actually woven into the underpants of the statue of liberty when I make it so cheerleading owes its. It is. Where is arguably the most american things are very demanding gymnastic discipline, as well as being gender stereotyping, monthly magazines, sport of the next millennium, a Roman and erode. Now so just agendas

Phyllis it on this that Mr Corbett, so this cheerleading story went all the way to the Supreme Court. Cheerleader in Pennsylvania was suspended for a year at because she made the junior varsity, Gladys Biodiversity and she posted on Snapchat school software. cheer up everywhere, which rule of though it is sad that kid's these days are so dependent on their phones, that they didn't even know that that they don't even realize that's the kind of thing you can just scrawl back of your note, but behind the consequences, when you just tomb to online really. Truly love this We do so many stories here that that make me feel this bear that MRS, like they're, even a Republican dominated Supreme Court, they ruled eight to one in the favour of of this young woman, and I can't wait to see how this is perverted. This ruling is pretty

did and twisted to destroy the nation in the future must be thinks image Mcconnell. The court is full of republican idea logs who make rulings like teachers can't talk about palestinian liberation, but bullets are free speech when union the guard when employees. unionized. That is the same thing as enslaving. Their bosses, cheerleading, unfortunately, would never take off in the United Kingdom because I can only imagine a group of british people being confronted by somebody with a lovely vigour. Sally, give me- and I just know responding now moving on to Uk News now willing excitement NASH with the health sector Hancock, who recently, Well, that's a Boris Jonathan Prime Minister described him is totally useless and m. It turns out there

Cook has responded by saying you got the first two thirds of that right, absolutely awnings, but a mosque this Ladys Baronne get drunk You are. A cabinet ministers ignored a correspondent pernicious busy day for you keeping up with the with the latest, yes and at what I would say is sub prices. Also this because this I I would say that my writing prices with today's bugle has been fairly comprehensively derailed. Because this morning, as happy as alluded to the health secretary, my Hancock, the man who puts the Hancock into the phrase. Another catastrophic era, by my hand, to call the picking on common broiled in a sack scandal, the sun. These paper data photo from inside the Department of Health of Hancock. Sucking with one of his eyes like teenagers, apparently to be completely honest, I wouldn't know because

A teenager. I was too busy nailing my levels to bother with things like Catering Karnak. Now it joins the whole of fibre. Politicians call shagging, who was our penile names? The champion is, of course, form in New York. My rural candidate, Anthony Weena, respectable main undisputed in that state is, unless it turns out. There is a french politician, called cleared penis hurl or russian Dmitri Bowl bag, and they said I am not here to morrow- lies about people sex lives, but the optics are Sub part because Hancock as health secretary, the person who has been responsible for our carbon response has presided over death toll a hundred and twenty eight thousand people at least one hundred and twenty eight thousand people the question we now have to ask is: is Hancock sexually, aroused by old people dying. I done that I guess I'm just asking questions

a story. It is not that my Hancock of Man who seems to have had its capacity for charisma, surgically removed and also looks like a child's drawing of an adult has been brought to light by which has cost has had sex. That is the story, but, having seen the pictures of the women involved and his wife Hancock is punching, Peter Mohammed Ali. The story is that, firstly, these pictures were taken before the guidelines science and the government was still encouraging. Social distancing from people outside your house, right now, when the scientists now male Ferguson broke lockdown rules to do some sweet banging Hancock said he welcomed his resignation. Secondly, like density of the women involved, is incredibly important. Her name is G. Let colored Angela and she's MAC Hancock friend from University, who he made an unpaid adviser who was then given fifteen thousand pounds a year role on the board of the Department of Health she's all with Director Luther Pendragon, a lobby firm who claim to off the clients a deep understanding of the mechanics of government, some of the firms clients

received millions of pounds and government money dear. The Covert nineteen up this couple the story about Hancock Swarm, enable winning a contract to produce medical supplies. Despite having no previous experience in the area and the judge that my ankle acted unlawfully by failing to publish details of contracts awarded to companies that provided protective equipment is what makes this story so spicy. Basically, in one fell swoop, my Hancock has Ruby sex and corruption these last November, the times when he actually highlighted this lady? The times needs by in London, actually try to break the story last November, because he is a call. It feels like a very, very blatant conflict, a public interest, but it was met with- widespread public does interest, but now the in the photos. Hancock is to be frank, grabbing harass, like Hell a full of vaccines. People started to pay attention of others.

MR said that he accepted my hand. Cox apology considers the matter closed. Of course, Boris Johnson is not going to sack a man amidst allegations of corruption stemming from an extra, because that would be like me sacking someone for being both Brown and NASH. Hancock has presided over when the worst death rights into what he should have been sacked over protective equipment shortages. He should have been sacked, ivories handling of care homes where untested elderly people sent to spread the disease and killed thousands of people and the idea that he might be sacked fool an extramarital affair is a bit like getting Al Capone on tax evasion. But why would like it to be quite frank with you? He showed no inclination to resign. The government showed no inclination to second, because when it comes to this conservative government occupying has got nothing on this pack of crooked thoughts. He has worked with the support of a kind of straw that breaks the camel's back the joy and you cannot break a camel's back if the camels vertebrae a

Should we just saw that rather than in this case it is they just blown up camel's back. How do I do I gather that the term ignores that he breached the social distancing, guiding switches we're? Gonna coverage brought many many unexpected benefits for the world. A new euphemisms how ya doing the deed up. I I I I got you to start out like yes, I did. I got no. I didn't breach the guidelines. That's right that other to meet a Ding dong. labors analysed DOT said tanker exposition was hopelessly untenable Sadly, no longer factor in whether or not so much had retired politics, twenty twenty one and when the time Hancock Azores for privacy on the quotes, this personal matter- and I guess being openly hypocritical whilst

public office, Isn t the personal private matter. They knew it was you say, portions and can't fire him, because if we start far and people's contraband, switching dereliction of duty and premium great hypocrisy is gonna end up not only just are in himself but imprisoning himself in the Tower and Linda Ceremoniarii Bobby MC lean in the tens and believing the shit out of sport, news now and well, obviously, only one place to start in sport this week, the match everyone is talking about a fascinating clash of styles and cultural showdown for the ages. Soon they play, In London, is she a you excited, I'm very exciting. I would like to get you to act. Say what it is, because I have a further delay to me in a trap. Rights across the hall Quinn's versus we gosh. It wrote back on you, you know up for me,

by going to care about rugby shame on. Maybe we could coins back in the first final since twenty twelve We covered exclusively on the bugle when they re learning is the only place the covered up, no one else. We have jointly the final. Yes, yes, yes, he was a sir, I'm very sorry for exotic incredible runs the playoffs featuring backed about wines in the last play of matches and without a pleasant off this off beginning the season playing locker wheelbarrow full of forgotten. and were head coach left, but remember that sport, doesn't have to be about the remorseless eradication hope enjoy. Despite worthy enough, it will take an anti drug beating and indeed cause the cricket my drawn tightly and since then. they played almost serenely, brilliant high risk attack, and rightly so spectacular that is even being possible to watch that guy without constantly thinking about the moral rights and wrongs of watching peoples

long term triennial trauma for your own at the time. It means that good nation that good semi final. We can twenty eight kneel down to Bristol wished to put in a constitution and this is my Phoenicia to Comprehend- is developing in an NFL game and being twenty no doubt, and I came back to win in extra time- is possibly the best thing that happened in the world in the past eighteen months, and they. If I write, if I'm, returned to my cats, rice from when I was fourteen years old, now gives us by Rugby nor is it about it? I thought this was maybe me just being of having an american perspective.

glad to know that their respective enough about rugby is rapidly represented at the difference. Is that now cricket is getting increasingly more popular. Those who decide to abandon it very increasingly, whisky is holding a kind of a system of athletic relative lives, a replica of abandoned cricket initiative, if anything be doubly down on it, literally professional business or football game gag on Tuesday Michigan the NGO. Germany is that I mean in terms of being it being a newspaper football reports. This is what what you dream of. Isn't it a chance to be on an incredibly infantile about

Germany clash. Yet this is the right answer to lose all perspective about everything and to immediately a quite a war is basically glorified tiddledywinks it and to compare the two world wars which I was eleven years old in nineteen o six, when a good play Germany in the european championships that happened in Wembley Fixture- in a valley, there's gonna be a full repay eight on Tuesday and TAT. You know, people just you There s a lovely excuse percent, just brood rises in the guides, Germans in the least by I guess, where, in furs of exciting forty, eight hours, yes, then the game will happen and it will be under English. So far, a wonder when a meal draw at another one know when they ve had in three games, or was it was that two hundred foot

or for the whole of ours, of of Football League managed to kick the bull accurately the goal six times and get it in the goal twice yet, whilst not letting their opponents kick in the go, I'm in its Adami, the another Well the world is yes, it's it's coming highly strung amazed to calm down a basis, the right way to do it to present sporting Muggah to the planet? I do think I know the object is to win, but maybe they should let the other team kick it in the Gulf. sometimes just to keep people. Why or get better give it a go yourselves that well, while just for you know, for somebody said that they do not decide football. You appear to achieve the level of about ninety percent of people employed by british broadcasters. To talk about it. I think I d, we should take it to the girl. More often, congratulations you!

we'll be presenting the oft I'm coverage either. I grew up around Boston, which is like the world MECCA for obvious Craig. I can't you're a sports. The odds were almost sports cover. Those who voted yesterday A re routing of that on the television to EC statistics, fairer, BBC's cricket coverage. As someone sent me a screenshot so because of covered regulations, I can't be in the comedy box, I'm in a production truck outside divan. They call it the the staff cave and someone sent me a screen shot of the the subtitles, their heads and now So, with Andy in the stud cave chemical yeah, I'll results The study carried out because as well my career that we leading to this is this is a damning indictment of cricket cricket.

sport is so boring. Andy is a site, it's better than the alternative, which is Andy built. The step after dedicating live to becoming stud ran after hearing his parents tragically murdered. My present they give the magic Michael Cricket specifically That brings us to the end of this week. People. Thank you very much for listening, unfailing slightly recuperated after that Josh, Eddie I'll show you I too am alive. Allison Astute, oh my gosh, I'm I'm doing some stand up again I'll find out who I know you find out that at Josh scandal, man, dotcom live upon has called make my day and decent marrow on Showtime in Hulu is back. Why we took a few weeks off,

we're back and television, and I work here not just if we really do. You really think so. As we all know, no employees and they do really like this. I have two comedy albums available called its in United to destroy yourselves parts. One and two, I have also got a tool of zeal for the United Kingdom and you can find out that initially my dog holder, UK I don't like being on the seventh of September in in London. I mentioned previously that I might be touring the Uk November. That is now up in the air to potential other things. Ok, ok, you dated sometimes puzzling, easily split. Just take a lincoln and saying to you, I'm too,

it will save us every every one of them. Seventeen September in an upturn apple Cowan. Until next. I'm very much for listening now play some lies about our premium level, voluntary subscribers to join them and make a one off or occurring contribution to keep the show free flow being an independent, go to Google Porthos, dot com and click donate button and by the very fits of mergers. Well, Wilson managed to get us.

Rising long way in science without noticing that there is no letter in the term ionic bonding I'd, always assumed it was an ironic funding between atoms that were getting together in a kind of sarcastic. We don't really want abounds, but we're doing it anyway kind of why no one ever corrected made nothing. That major has ever gone wrong, so it just goes to show it doesn't really matter why atoms bond positions I get the job done conclude set Julian Martin wishes ghosts, would just leave it out. Frankly, I don't like telling people how to live their lives as Julian, but unprepared

to tell ghosts, outlived their deaths, and my advice to them would be just let it go seriously. You not making yourselves happy you're, not making any one in the living room. Happy move on, find some new Hobbes or at least do something constructive like taking some dead ghost dogs for a walk Ben. I most finds his enjoyment of historical film, significantly impacted by pondering over the sheer logistical challenges of basic existence in times gone by. I can't take these films seriously complains ban. It looks like everyone would spend their entire lives, desperately trying to survive, taking ages to get anywhere and ages to do anything. So as soon as the plot gets much more complicated than person each cabbage aren't. You know, I'm think this is a bit far fetched bought on sea ports. Apologies! If there's any miss pronunciation has many times.

will fantasies, foremost amongst which are arriving at the murder of Julius Caesar wearing full ice hockey. Kit depositing hit pop star Eminem in the twelve fifteen in England, just as a Magna Carta was about to be signed to see what happened and whether any of his lyrics made into the famous constitutional document and opening up a skateboard shop in Jerusalem in five hundred BC and finally, for his part, if actually Templeton had access to a time machine, he would just sit round

Eddie much every era of human life, wind down the window. When he got that poppies head out and say what are you guys wearing befalls Epping off again, I mean seriously says: actually how come it took us so long as a species to learn how to address. I mean I know we're not ourselves flawless. That will come in by a thousand years time by my calculations, but rough sprigs, ample and the eighteen century wig come on actually adds that he has no problem with the Togo which he described as a quality effort. And if this week's lies goodbye.