Live from The Powerhouse Theater in Brisbane, Australia, comedians Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds and Nick Cody examine the infamous William Bligh. SOURCES TOUR DATES REDBUBBLE MERCH
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So before
william bligh.
Where are the girl?
I don't know, a problem, other brain drain.
Was born somewhere in plymouth, england, his father was a boatman,
here a british customs officer when william was was the right,
all the age of seven, he signed,
for the royal navy as a cabin boy. What is this I? This has probably been like the start of seventy percent of the ones we've done since we've been here like a six year old is going to be the president.
Is
What are you going to do with the dog? So young? There was like a cross, a total conservative joining the force. I got locked out of focus my acid gear crazy.
What are you all right?
well now, you're in charge of people.
The idea was that you'll be able to gain experience. Promotions is a young man. You start early, then, when you actually
and then like look at all the experience so eventually like you're, a grown man to an eleven year old is like yes, sir sorry, sir, you are
More of
more crackers?
they ain't, my bad, protecting its array.
limited areas, cars? What you said today they might
a our beds,
like a like a like, we would have a spaceship exactly that.
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well, we need arise and our bed is nigh pieces. We need to wait for that.
Later. Why was officially a member of the navy in seventeen? Seventy when he was sixteen joins the h endless hunter as an evil seamen talk coming together,
by the way, what I say, seamen and away they lost issue
might have opened the gate of the giant.
I know how tough it is that you've worked over half your life in one job whenever they like. Now, you can actually.
Sixty percent of all use, it is part of it.
I read you can make money
seven years. Let us take advantage of the sixty seven,
Thirty six, he joined James cooks voyage. Third voyage. You mustn't you charge complaints that the trip did not end well,
james cook travel to hawaii and now the first stop
they were greeted every kind of armies. Second, soft. They were greeted asked gots, who I thought they were gods. We are the first,
It is like, what's second trip there like? Oh, my god, we read of ass
I don't know what it's us from earlier european fantastic. Now the light is just
You could do. It differed your goddamn. I dont know what it is.
on the third stop one of the crew was worded. It died.
You're, not gonna, then they ended up starting. The captain
so they could die. Woe
when one eighty yeah
I out of hawaii is what I would say, although even hawaii nice fucking great, it's like it's like a snow cone, but it's like it's in oakland you'd ever
This is not like here: menu
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Got any. Take your shit like that.
a story I ever saw.
God.
So then they kill them so so their way blighted over the ship and merely shortcomings of wine to the left and killed a bunch of them and was like fuck. You.
I got an asshole,
and then back to to edward took up a couple years,
He was came back as a fucking hero, but I like to look at what you did. You took over a ship after the captain got hit in the head with a rock pretty low bar back then jump over,
Nowhere is not promoted, it was the only officers not promoted after the jury, because he was a dig
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being raised on ships and in the navy, william bligh learn all the skills, the verbal talents to be a grade, a asshole. He gets the best of them and he was not very nice.
Besides having a horrendous personality, he was short
had an incredibly oversized head.
And you had a week chin and receiving hairline, and it has been said his body was guerrilla life.
tell us like you're, not going to spend it formerly views on the sea.
I've eighty hours, everyone don't drink seawater,
I think it together. Right right is made by pixel.
The
mobile head would be just have the regular head. This is his bottle. It doesn't do anything. Look at him. What are you guys lover?
So he had short man said: rob me was the aggressive and overbearing on top of it all and of course, these delightful qualities and physical attributes is why Elisabeth better married him?
Alright, seventeen? Eighty one he's got it all: oh, my god! How about a different horse that had a bad attitude swears terribly,
in glasgow and the daughter of a customs officer. She was also the niece of duncan campbell merchant ship owner and the contractor in charge of the convict hulks in england right kind of fucking money
Ok, money money.
So he was married. He served
He didn't sound like you much more choice, yeah
he could have married like a cross has been like you go to face and married that person sure sure, but he but he's married to to you know, career bob is one of the first like betting out of the league does yeah well
Actually, there are a lot of dudes batting out of their league in Australia, history, the this is really common, and even today, if you look around
on one. So loud Mary deserve other campbell west india from seventeen. Eighty three percent.
Eighty seven, Sir Joseph back, who is in charge of all all the nonsense of going around to other places and ruining everything
it's a long title, but I'm good.
He got his eye on bligh ever since the the horrific james cook voyage banks also super into slavery. That was his jam, so he wanted to slash all the money they were using to feed the slaves
The man he was life will that's, that's a big budget,
food that there
do they have to eat
Leaving stood out like Bain into slavery in the seventeen hundreds, that's like being into the pilot
right now
I've tried it. I've tried it myself, I go back to
so he wants cut down other monitor, feeding the defeat these slave people.
the answer to this annoying issue. You're feeling slaves was to bread, fruit, trees for them to eat in the caribbean.
I think the little laughter happening is people actually know. Brentford is what both David. What is
What does this right now?
about.
Ok, so there from tahiti- and this is all I could find finally described- which doesn't mean anything to me, but it's like jack fruit.
I believe that the people at home, the summons, boiled down to it tastes like shit
I think heart heartbreaking thing breathing.
I guess, like a horse, like was lazy, refuting its turnover planted in the caravan while their ideas taking from to heed to the caribbean.
set up there
so why had experienced in empty, so our backs recommended, and he also wanted apply, because he was a top son of a bitch right rows of broken hearts and
sad converted a lot of the so on the ship. He converted a lot of the cap and especially the main cabin into an area where the bread fruit trees would be kept. So people goods
so without way implies made commander of the age and respond to that.
you did
You want me to tell the rest of the story. The big, a big problem of this journey was that the Y was the only commissioned officer and bly couldn't handle incompetence, and if anyone in the crew showed the least bit of it, he would completely lose his fucking mind. Good thing
What's going on a ship yeah, there's, no one makes mistakes, no, not awkward, and often those like crap horrors
good,
Don't ruin this treason or shut the fuck up the hair? Well, look I apologize I'll be honest. I apologize
I'm a little and have and guerrilla say at cop lass.
so so there's not a lot of room on the ship right there that they're more cramped than they usually are, and they set sail that just how much they hated that fucking tree
You know they says you ass. All right
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three star trees
so the ship's details on november twenty centuries now its path,
But why have managed to find room for blind irish fiddle plan?
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The first fiddle player onboard the hell of it yeah yeah and I did find it so these
good work a full day, but whilst the believed in getting exercise
lift up that blind guy, I feel, like you, re excise
really fucked up game of Marco polo.
at sea,
I fresh water,
so after they will work the whole day, plywood
all the sellers onto the deck and make them dance airs,
extra three. Our river debts.
Three more were the brain.
The
little shit just making this little IRA skype light brown hair.
I'm going to go bar. So, oddly, the crew didn't enjoy this,
and they and they started going to the ships doktor. To ask for medical reasons not to do
The river I'm allergic to bullshit. Well, he's blond and he's join in
so, the doctor was a horrific alcoholic,
you know if you guys needs some gin.
I can write your position,
and
you're, a good thing.
you're back.
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The doktor hated bligh because, because for the first couple wasted the doktor it just string observe unconscious.
why they did it stop dragging the going is booze, so the doctors livid,
So, whatever a guy looking day down to say he didn't want to do the riverdance bly, the doctor would say he had scurvy, which would piss bligh off cause. That meant you weren't running your ship right, so blind the docker fuck
Each other, but although that is what I said earlier, I came back
you know, there's an astronomer, maybe and those that got scurvy like twenty years ago. Chris Franklin because
This is why they have been unable to say what a terrible festival that was
you're in the third year running the more vainly paused for six months and he got scurvy.
shut up. It's safer
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so fly was so bland set the boundaries old and sort of experience to master the the guy who was supposed to be the next in charge. When you pointed at the young and good looking fletcher christian to take over for him, it'd be the second charge. Christian was a young poor man, his family, coming from a wealth, but then his dad died and his mother
I blew the family fortune on a quote: buying miniature portraits and bonnets the day before they were pokie machines, the fuck out of your way to blow the cash rather, where you going today the time to get some supplies and many bonnets.
We need more.
I'm worried. We don't have time picture
I'm
Haven't you were there when I? Why and I'm crazy
the christian, ran off and joined the navy. He had stars tattooed on his breast and ass
Let us examine style. He was very good. Looking now, he was also quote subject to violent persuasions, particularly the hand, so he soils anything he handles.
Wait what awaited may with a study recently added his hands
anyone whose hands well. I don't think that this level,
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and why
I was a family friend and blindly liked him, so he treated a bit more like a son that irregular.
Remember, but at the same time christian does not meet expectations. Bligh would lose his shit and flip out and scream and swear him in front of the crew. So it's a good trip. Yeah
Cool he bligh flogged the first the first sailor in march, so about five months it he was hoping he wouldn't have to get around to beat anybody with a with yeah, but this guy for insolence he was like yeah got a bj, so he's already he's already kicking it off he's kicking it off. Flogging is a state law. Flogging was a big thing back. Then you fly there. If you were a salary, you could legally just be beaten with a whip just good times.
Part of the part of the reason you took the job so that the crew arrived in tahiti, which was obviously a you know: paradise compared to the fucking ship. They ended up staying for twenty three weeks, because they're ready for the breadfruit trees to grow that the travel pas cher cher cher. As you do,
There are a thousand travel parts. Ok during the time, they're they're, eighteen of the crew back baby, I'm fuckin,
Ok, not of the travel, not sure what happened is breadfruit
real. We were out like a red who we are
I call dibs. Did
jack offer?
you don't? Have it?
While we were there, the ship's doctor had enough time to drink himself to that twenty three way as good as the man that silk
well I'll, be on the safe levied needed
so he's gone, which was nice reply.
They found it got their bread, fruit, trees, but
the other. All of the other breadfruit trees are on the ship, the thousands. So now it's super cramped, oh like yeah, as if things weren't breadfruit mosh pit you're, just like jammed in.
remember what we hated the one holy shit. I miss thursdays zones,
I packed below deck there. Also. They also were worried that the rats and the cockroaches on the ship would eat the bread fruits, so they they poisoned them, which they didn't do on ships they had like a cat or something so they poisoned them so at at night or when they were sleeping. We just feel like rainy.
then cockroaches play that should off before you live just half way through,
crossing the middle of the war, feature that many of you, governor, disney crews,
the
behind these wraps, don't talk
three.
so now the ship is being built, the decaying smells of little dieting assets that are falling on the scene and always leaving their hammocks and then and then use what. Apparently, it's good
good working trip, and then you couple this with blythe losing his mind all the time and
sixteen men actually left before they even left the dock price of sixty guys. What fuck this understanding
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But we are the first time the first summit got. I believe now this, where live now
good. How bad is that gig, where you live? Maybe I'll go to vietnam joke but fuck it. This is better. This is better yeah,
life. Where am I saying, oh god, I really
I see that exceeds dies. The shepherd art
That really does seem like the first zombie class. Just irish law and guy
a girl of your dancing a little terribly so a bunch of
say what that happened in hawaii too. We know they first aid mechanisms when they first, but why they treated nails for sex
we're what they're the ones like what the fuck are. These, like your nails, you wouldn't do now. That's what I'm gonna do to your women gotta SAM, overdoing it it's a nail pronounced ran straight up, so
This is when way of got the nickname, the bounty bastard by the crew and things got worse see things are not going to re. There are few theories as to why everything went to shit so fast
I think you ve nine days from this one.
a lot of people say was just because they left here
same spare. Blithe said it was because he filled the ship up with trees instead of the women one or two percent.
with the ladies,
instead of the truth? What if we check the ladies and plant, then the caribbean do plan, let's just take a bunch of with it. Some believe that the christian was in love with blonde and that the one way street made him crazy,
others think christian apply when we made the one way street like so christians overblown applies. Not give rise
I'm not going to? Let you suck my dick
Well now, all I wanted to decline.
In the morning to say no, I'm going to do that and that theory that theory makes the license. So what,
he's gone wrong here. I think that guy wants to put the old midget every time I see your guerrilla body walking across tat. I lose my mind.
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that came to an end when they left to haiti and Christian totally lost it there.
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but it's not going to be a part of it had applied because he was he
take a break, my biology,
really how to address you, not how do you know you could be very long.
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Don't worry about that? There's! No! We don't know that
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on April. Twenty seven, seventeen, eighty nine shipment down alibi.
Now they had already been having a lot of problems, a lot of a lot of it, since they left a lot of a lot of anger, a lot of people being upset with lie, and then, on this day, like counted as coconuts, okay and found that he was a couple.
We then let us do so. He was a coconut horror till then I got lost his coconuts was like a euphemism for going in saying this. I got you got out of it, so
research screaming at the crew and de facto little
he demanded a crew bring up their coconuts
we're gonna accounting. What does that mean?
In our group,
so they all brother, coconuts
he's missing, cocoanuts were still not accounted for. You, that's all christian, to tell him where the cocoanuts were hidden
in my pants. My signature suing user
chris said? He didn't know that he hoped the blighted think he took them and life without yellow.
Yes, you do do you must have stolen from me or you could have given a better account of the god. Damn you use
ross drop these alike.
Combined with the better to rob me, I suppose you see my gas sex.
well yeah across that after the end of mean year after the races anything
of course that makes the most sense, because yams and cocoanuts together delicious.
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I've, never attica,
no! You can get a better cabin.
How do you know you're, not a cop
So after the gardener.
They are doing it. He didn't. Even
ask anyone if they didn't like coconuts, ragged submissive. Viewed as
that brings about the coconut there.
so christian had had he got them.
The guys on the crew and took the bodies, weapons and took control of the ship, but he was surprised at how many people were knocked down with the beauty about half of the crew were like. No. This no
Finally, although coconuts shifted its fuck above all, captains yellow you about coconuts,
so about about eighteen men loyal to them and are a little bit more of it, and they were put in a twenty three foot boat and set off okay, but it just seems weird why how
Social media may be taken over the ship
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you don't hear what they. So, how does it work?
I like what so they they put them on a little like a you know: an open boat, it's very okay. It's just very simple, seem yeah, it's kind of
You get yourself, let's go to the south
It might be that there is more to it than like, like tied his hands behind his back and and then they had a big fight on the deck and some guys were like I've got another guy's face off like that. I thought: mutiny,
the more. I think there is led by wounding one group had all the weapons of the other groups.
when you say that make a lot of that to us is what does not meet. These were all around again over the you. Don't know how it goes down. You're right, you can't help them
So all these guys you put on about they were given some water round wine biscuits breadfruit coconuts,
We have a dietician. They said this a good
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Have the doctors the forgot he was dead, I will not have, is what happened?
we first on a ship, no limit
my mother's, a rat
Now I could not find out what happened to the irish blind fiddler
You just lose track, I pretty lying.
It was no there for four rewarded.
it's just that either by france,
I
no, that's water, so that twenty three
football suppose so that don't lie down they had
the water out of it to keep it from sinking to many guys in the boat right software.
They saw a man, that's the name of this next part exhaust.
I like one man and the boat, but
This is not what I thought
So they sought nearby out and they went there to get more supplies, but that didn't work out great as the islanders living there. Weren't big fans of the white man and they quickly attack them. One crew member jumped out of the boat to try to fight them and push the their boat out and he was stoned to death.
Secondly, the water is the poor moved. I just feel like a rock rough backtrack rocks rock fats.
Why wrote that it was fine, because that remember was the fattest guy Ellen. Why stated people tat he was just setting
That's the guy who like to that piece of shit.
Yes, he said he was. He was passing. He would slow down the boat when a problem when it came to the lack of food
You could try lay down now at one guy could to open up all over the world.
things were great on the ship, even though it was a full of his loyalists, he tried to keep them happy. He he told them stories and singing them songs on coconuts.
Oh god, three hour, dance party goes to the jackal dance to a general dead were taken out of water, so this area
They decide to avoid the eyes in case. You know they get it getting hit by rocks in the head. Like a the ship butcher, a quote quote good meeting
It butcher plans, that of which are now
Time is now.
What do you do with the prices by the table? This note could hear me
Why was I brought here?
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Instead of sharing and with everyone is already received, his
How are you pull that often dictatorship, but I would love to wash
Guy seeber, you have a cartoon network feathers coming fair way.
I thought there were more sabre
You ve got more seabirds. Nobody would signal
and then when they got a little farther away from the pacific islands like when they got closer to australia. They started stopping their smaller islands and and getting oysters and eating like
The zebra just a guy over in the corner,
like raw fever
what are the coconuts? They don't serve covered in blood? Oh, my god. The giver of a feather go to the marshmallow challenge.
Seventy,
it's like stubby body over eating them eating. Unlike fish, like cartoon cats, the
it may be said of her. Why?
What a horrific argument with another remember over the best way to make oysters do everything
it was a broomstick, we're gonna came the oysters moves to shoot.
because he got into another with a different, remember over the molluscs and charged him to do
I'm willing to die
The.
The guy who executive charge that got involved and said he would he tried to stop the fight and then bly said he would kill him. The oysters are crossing a lot of problems yeah. This is the oyster episode.
serves, but there wasn't that they did jennifer they I'm gonna kill. Patrick, not an eye is not at all.
Okay but the thing about bli, even though he was a monster, he was still a great sailor and he navigated going to say singer.
rates of many false
beautiful gospel too often.
so he navigated, three thousand six hundred and eighty one miles across the ocean. In forty one days and arrived at the dutch timor, this was the longest over both voyage in history. During the trip he managed to chart part of the north east coast of new holler.
I shall the original myself
Why are thirty years later he was.
Honourably acquitted by the court martial that try to him for the losses to share our while. So he got there like where's the fucking shit,
I don't
it was either that or keys, or whatever the soap that apparently that that was like a mandatory thing that martial? If you lost your shit, okay,
He was acquitted, but it got a small one.
I don't the van for the
little note thirty. Thirty, your tour
people call living here over the crew started. Telling stories about horribly was wait. They called me here, firstly, because if there are other areas advise you don't eat everything he did and I so its interim right
worked it out of the sea stood by the blind
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Is that why? Why was that? None of the extremely hot tempered swearing quote well and vigorously it was properly his losing it over any incompetence. The makers ate him,
His words were offered short lived. That's all
violence ladys of rage. Well, they well what'd fucking flip. I've got good. I've been doing good work
I didn't like it was like. I don't know, what's happening. This is that's cruise of the sky sky. It was like that, but I miss shows I look back with florida,
It added crews were not a big fan of a captain cabinet bug fuck every time they make a mistake that covers a cat. They don't deal with the captains that well when they do that. So naturally, Sir Joseph banks put bly charge
asian red fruit tree right, you're, the only one of us.
So he planned when you're back there. You can find a blind iris fiddle getting a lot of letters about him. I just want this.
satisfy, why I say say:
she's a rock with, say we gotta right now two weeks ago, but I
I stay mad that face
The
so it is over another ship, the providence and sales to again to eating aside eating.
Yeah I worked out, so I went up the guy in georgia, so
Instead, he picks his nephew to be the second in command and in about three weeks, his nephew, who would have idolized him one day during this voyage. He made valuable observations of tahiti and fiji and and even part of the south sea east coast event. Eighteen minutes, it's great, though, that like to be a hero,
it just had to notice shit it'd, be like oh, that there's that shit right that that that that that's a bunch of weird shit, I've seen that before let them know
it's to write that real big boys at bay,
say it also put that on the roads,
alrighty. Then the rocks with fat people are like a middle way: hey you're a I don't
bad guys after they pick up the red fruit trees in tahiti off they went to jamaica again, not a great time. Your crew would spend much of their day carrying breadfruit trees out of the capital up to the deck,
it could get some gonna, take it for war. We all know that's transplant it. I got it all work the trees upstairs, because
Where do I go into someone check for jack? Russell mixed up
did you take her run around the clock? You must know my fruit tree. Look at individual exhibited up on my pants, so he also severely rations the ship's water, so the water can be used for the trees.
And the sellers- oh my god, self, actually start to lift the water of the trees.
oh
you're gonna day going. Do not, however, have any waterway using it for the for the food for the slide.
other people way high level. Shell,
anyway? Who knows- and you don't need this time for the most part, the cruiser supported him on this voyage, though it makes total sense. He did have his usual arguments. Had a big falling out with his midshipman matthew, flinders flinders was upset because he wanted more credit for his charting, because the voyage was so successful. Why would not give credit that they did not like each other? Ok, he has a street named after him right yet the specific epithet. I know everything when the when the. Why, as long as the surviving members of the mutiny on the body were court martialed, that's where the truth came out about bly and the allegations.
It lies, the charity causes the mutiny suck and they are still believe it today. Now people are more sympathetic to christian fletcher christian, whose credibility the pacific and murdered tons of people
life out of it, jamaica, where the slaves refused either
that's gonna ways! So
they thought it was yet there yet now, that's not with rather die tastes like it's a fucking shit crude, because if what about should prove to be called that
Please just eat salmon,
through its disgusting paternity leave, the room. It's disgusting, we'll have a fucking box with tat before I that shit
the of england, but because of the mutiny trial, he did not get the same reception as when he returned the last time. A few of those above him did not want him to command the ship. He was forced to wait two years before he was given another man. Ninety five, he still continued on in the navy and seventeen ninety seven, a while commander of the director. He was once again involved in the mutiny. Although this time people tried to pin on blah but there's actually a revolt of sailors across the navy about waitresses treatment. The meeting on several ships I'd want supplies. Dick headedness had little to do with this one.
It turns out that the the the best position to be in the navy at that time was to be a tree. The water you got overran, you get a suite room. Is you know it's tough when you're like,
the trees to be a tree.
Irrigation on one battle of copenhagen bly performing well. So while it was promoted to command the agent smaller than eighteen or three was just pointed to the warrior to survey the entrance to a river in northern france, once again, he had a problem with the crew.
What what is he going to get a good crew can't catch a fucking break? This time he had one of his lieutenants arrested for neglect of duty, even though the ship's doctor said the man was too injured to work bly at it,
even though the doctors I can't move is left? I doubt that's why I want a fire,
go to terrible jar ever since you got your
so back of england that lieutenant was acquitted in a court martial. He accused why haven't quoth, grossly insulted and ill treated him and the wise court.
partial which arose not. Why was forced to defend himself in court and the court martial found the charges to be impart proved blithest reprimanded in order to quote be more correct.
Language in the future day,
You will be nicer,
I said you to be less of an asshole, so you would now be nice that would show there were a couple of rebel uprisings in which mostly irish convicts had attempted and failed
the government shocking shocking and not a problem with just a country
we need a fit of layer. Let's get this river.
Group going.
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im afraid my wife won't. Let me finish.
We who a raw
we share the heart.
we do want to run away
Just like those provisions
The credits are nice yeah, that's on the beach with budget jack.
Vietnam,
but a big burden and the bees would want their first take us. They were gentlemen, what I feel it
so england is looking very strong leader who wouldn't put up with a lot of shit now. Why? Then, south wales,
What are we, sir? Joseph bags?
just a banks who is recommended him for the two breadfruit rhymes recommends blind again,
But it's not like a lot of commanders were biting. You know to to take a shot at the new south wales, which was considered to be a shit hole.
Maybe it's don't like a jew,
I see nothing but great things about you, as you can throw at that softball pitch here in queensland that bit of a shithole anyway, the sunday you'll listen to a podcast in which Gareth accidentally
did. He reads: penguins believe I said
I'm rooting penguin exactly what he said
wording may suffice to at all makes had said.
And by the way. That is what I meant.
Hannah guy front of some of his friends this day and age.
Mary.
The
a lot of officially over the job of the governor of new south wales. It came with a salary of two thousand pounds which was doable, which was double the previous guy. The salary increase was because no one wanted the shit job, but I took some time to think it over then he accepted, but he didn't set sail in february. Eighty six about a year later, bly his wife was not down with it and she decided to stay in england.
As the father of his daughters he's ended up, bringing his oldest daughter, Mary, who was twenty two okay sure she is going to stand by that decision. She came with her husband, John pilot
their marriage seemed like a chip off the old block. A judge advocate of the colony described her quote very small, very nice figure, rather than pretty but conceded an extremely effective and proud. God knows.
what listen we know which pass from a moment which permit. I spent a lot of little boy, it's too, but that it
because of the way that whole broke down just like jerseys hodge hard, he's, gotta good figure, but a guy.
fish and how to be fair, to be fair to the lady, how bad you feel for the husband of the daughters?
you ve, never out with my dad you gonna month on within
That is the word so also achieve equal. She was extreme
violent intact and passion
There was no the fling a plate or candlestick at her fathers likes you
That's exactly yeah that it had about the oblong now why
given orders to get the colony to shape. He was he was there to stop the traffic of booze. There was also the currency in the calling at the time, the news
it's our will,
looks like a word that forehead
the new south wales corridor, currently running things. They were known as the record. They were supposed to implement the policies of the governor and maintain order, but they were just doing would help them make money. They were largely recruited from the unemployed in england and saw this as a way to make it. The core job macarthur had broken a few governors at this point, which is why england wanted a harness, widespread predecessors, John hunter, philip king and governor philip, and tried to get rid of the core monopoly on trade and cracked on drinking, but they
all fail, a time for the bounty bastard to do what he does tat the little an awful manually.
Do you, like, sir we're looking for blocks?
with a little guerrilla man with a weird babo had okay, so
so he arrives, and at that point the francis Gross was in charge of the military corps guy and he so fast.
sent me an email. Did you catch it yeah? I gotta take this. It's a boy arrives on august, sixth, eighty six, okay, he did take over for a week, though he got here and then he's done. Fucking work for most of his contract, yeah, I'm on two thousand pounds.
What are you going to do at hunt for you, then, when I finally turn up to work fuck that I'll have another wake up time, but I'll be exhausted from all this thinking of work.
why they would all white guys do when they get some rebecca, then a much of land for himself.
Two hundred forty acres at dollar, five acres of apart about a thousand acres dear rouse ill. He never mentioned these land grants to england lightly.
I dont know so the wasted suburbs that shit parts are deliberately and then and then he started the job in many third cracking down on enlargement.
Let's get the trust and get into it.
So why they want to get rid of the huge states that existed in new south wales.
Get back to work
up and walking around my one point: five billion ideas that I got afraid not by thinking this is wrong.
Do you think
led by the way. Like I love thy soul.
what an ever larger than love people like John macarthur to do so. Well, even though
general arrived. The colony who had agreements will be moved. There will be getting large plots of land. This upset three very important men, Robert townsend, ever pucker and captain short now, bliant fought with care
sure are the way to a strategy as a whole oblige captain shore was well. Why fight a shepherd?
I swapped at birth, so they they were fighting on the way there because the short was actually in charge of the convoy of ships. But bly was the governor of new south wales, so he thought he should be in charge, even though he wasn't supposed to be charged until he got there, so they would both be giving orders to the ships as what to do get it, so they kept fighting and yelling at each other and then at some point, bligh told the transport ship to change course in short, shot at the ship with a cannon. Just the next logical rational
seems like it's getting a little personal, so supply. You know young fuck off,
yeah and then ply ended up aborting, bringing his soldiers seamen to board the ship and take over that ship and arrested the captain sure he like. Needless to say, I did not see this.
When they got to Austria lie using statements from officers of what had occurred. Encouraged should have short of his captaincy and he gave the cabins he to his son in law
Then he cancelled short six hundred acre land grab, which was his payment for the voyage
Why, then, should we go back to england for a court martial where he was with liquid?
the ruling was living legally in the right, but he was such a dick.
They could have stopped the situation by they were just like. You should just talk to them. Why don't you just fucking talk to them and that's basically what the was for that
We were talking the guy
so the first day should turn off the emails cause. I'm getting a lot of bothers me because art
were we leave this book? What on earth?
so
I just want to say, hey james. I love you. I love yard sales sort of life
the horrific flood in hawkesbury, and then there was this big drop off in supply ships and and convicts coming because of the napoleonic wars kicked off. So I actually helped out the the people who were screwed over by the flood, which was the only good thing he did the whole time. He was there,
started, fighting with John macarthur. He got mad adverse economic rather for his lack of herdsmen to watch over his sheep.
What year did I I don't know
If they, we could
that shit up until now. The reason he didn't have a lot of comics heard over the sheep was because there were that many arriving in ones that were there will be free, but apparently didn't like the carter's response blythe and set about trying to run macarthur. He ordered him prosecuted for reporting stills. He didn't allow
rather too by the greek government store and would then have a democratic responded. It would be better if he gave it to me in some of the other respectable gentlemen of the colony. If he does not, he will.
yet another voyage in his large again
Why the fuck away, though they're a threat, I feel, like we've all heard, that similar piss blithe ready to take away macarthur best land, and it was all that was now going to get rid of bligh like he had the other
the governors, the other rich guys, also wanted to get blood tests as well and bly wanted to improve the appearance of sit a sydney, so he told those illegally residing on top lots to move. He questioned the leases of a bunch of rich guys, saying their lands conflicted with his town plans and when I tried to have a meeting with the wealthy medical issues,
officials were so incompetent that he lasted again rising. I deserve his gets. A little night like napoleon, was like due calm, the fact
I get it, but I get it, but the bruce it'll make sense
future. The boat breaks the vertebrae at. Why was he he made all the ex convict traders angry when he put three of their most important years in prison for writing a letter.
That he thought was offensive or gave up three about ass. You three months, one would have to cite the him to think it was offensive its rate.
Too bad. My eyes helped this head
he then made the colonies workers every by fixing wages? He suspended a core officer from his assistant, a certain position for employing quote invalids at his home share sticking gas sure say the fact that guy
I hear okay and then things got really bad with the new south wales court. One day at a church, his daughter mary, was a bit of a fashion buff share and she was always draped in the latest.
Items
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it's like a very thin. It's like a backwards man. It's almost it's a very fancy material, sure he's just wearing it.
so merry tasks on the muslin dress and went to church with your dad pulled luck?
Now the thing about the least love in which, when they were this, was the day wore petticoats entity she's to strike
updates at
Definitely not virgin mary,
It's the hottest shit in Australia, so she wouldn't wear a petticoat. Instead, she had a very small tight pair of pantaloons Jesus.
The dress we will end up with showed up
Everybody so blind to the chair to desire and the sun struck them.
From behind, which showed off very spray completely
soldiers in church lost their shit.
Louis,
Lastly,
like crazy and hurry hurry and married unaffected.
yeah
like an old school that Mr Darcy
then why let loose with one of his every others swear were grants should make the church for that? I can't really soldiers acted.
Strangely supply that want to destroy the core.
Are you looking for more ways to piss people off? Next to people who have leases on land that was adjacent to the government house to knock down their homes and leave,
He had a great reason, though he wanted a better view.
that makes sense, I wanna, be your backyard.
Well y'all, six years old, lana plenty of convict labor to farm to farm, even though that was exactly what he first got after macarthur about sure. He also fed the convicts from the government stores, and he took a livestock from government hurts. He said that his land was on the model to show settlers that the benefits of affecting effective farm, also his son in law, Palin had his farm well stocked with conflict laborers as well, when they were having the two of them had very profitable, sounds close to slavery, sometimes
ok now to have a genuine she's. The rest, you guys we're having a handkerchief and then make it work for ten years.
Gaza is a model. This is the model of how we should live. That is amazing,
I have some land fuck off.
I don't know how
So when people said that they should actually pay the laborers like everyone else or where else they wouldn't be making great profits, bligh said that he would do that. Of course. I'll do that in time
into the attack on the quality and to make matters worse. The worse. There was no money which created complexity, barter system, complicated goods, and by that I mean rum
he declared all the promissory notes should be paid in sterling. This was mainly because of your earlier macarthur and many top thompson had fought over the value of a promissory note that had been paid in wheat plant. He can't have the currency,
b consumable goods so that fifty dollars then yeah I'll fuck are either to fuck late at night. I should have lots of chips.
I've got eating my body before I've, just what you have five dollars. You owe me yearners fish.
The third point I will come from. There was a fifty years, the radical government.
We refer to fifties pineapples, because the young
We are always saying at the other side.
hey
So why is it only the shit out of the officers and to do so?
well course. So much. The major george Johnson complained to the commander in chief lies response was to say the court should be relieved of duty.
Macarthur drift. They try to stir it up by saying no man's land and the colony was saved with blind charge, which you know he was kind of right.
It wasn't hard to get you to back, but rather it is fighting against why bligh ended up bringing legal actually gets macarthur, for quote a variety of MR meters and outrageous offensive. Unfortunately, drunk and endeavour to macarthur judge advocate richard Atkins was presiding over the top loses a big player.
Yeah. It's saw this figure, of which I have a beer. Yes, absolutely
If we say we say that with nine beers on the table, I mean, I think, part of the thing. That's interesting dave. What was the story? I was at somewhere to judge boozy
five years now
What
Here too,
sorry guys, I'm very hungry, but I'm going to be very quiet on the hammond this morning. Just saying.
so macarthur got nine leading citizens to sign a petition asking for a major george Johnson to take control using macarthur's cry the domain name, a safe major johnson claimed that quote instruction in the massacre were imminent, because it's bligh was about to go down
As for the laws of the country that satellite hour by hour, his eyes dropped.
The
jobs that went to the barracks on january, twenty sixth eighteen o eight and told the troops who was now lieutenant governor and was going to fly to occur
the truth that marks received. What does the car it's coming? You'll get him to it.
he's at all you. How far can you kicking
how far away occur. I guess request your phone.
You mean, there's a fire nearby, the tubes, the mark you sidney, while the pathway, british credit ears
and the fiddler wept way.
My wife's day, the
first supernova fires, Mary blazed with other parasol,
She was in black grieving because her husband had just died from consumption.
Then you treasures you rebels, you walk over my husband's graven and I ve come to barter my father. They,
Recital went into the government has defined blindly couldn't find it did they open the door?
silverware
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where
lie long, as I arrived at turns up, why would he do they're coming ran upstairs,
wherever there is one step, hiring dig deep baby, I felt like we're laplante faster, but only the guy got better one,
They ran upstairs and put out his fanciest uniform my career, hiding.
You got a referral back
They were still have run. The hawks very had a lot of supporters, but he didn't get out of time.
And so they exert extremist adorable little man
He wants to get out and is run up, says it's not a great plan
they search for it two hours, while Mary screamed at them
remember, searching and finally, they found him upstairs under the bed.
And it did his debts in the army. A telegraph sign of good, a particular set of skills are who fired you
Now why says that he was not hiding under the bed. I was not. They couldn't find it for two hours
Where are you guys? Don't reverse? Never
you guys! You did you really cared to twenty before you start looking.
So he was arrested and take it to the military bags. The colony of new south wales was now under military rule. This is their revolution, is very exciting,
the
why was that held in, and officers quarters and Mary said with him? They were held their city for a year normal, that's a normal holding,
two and a half years is done about three weeks work.
At that time. Add on the phone with a shitty, so yeah, it's a sweet, gig, so fucking, good gig,
the rebels other? Let him go. He sailed back to england, which he said no and finally, in February eighty or ninety greek leave. If he was put on the ship, the purpose with mary and a group of his supporters, and then he said he would you would go so they put him on the ship, the purpose and when I meet
ass, for you have to be further developed, will do anything for you to just thought I'd literally. What do you want your partnership and if I get the fuck out of here, I want a fancy bedroom with bread and fruit trees, and here we go again
Blonde irish fiddler, scottish
you did
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I cannot see a bloody lacking any other bloody occupation.
but other people
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later travels out
as soon as is put on the ship. He merely they took it over.
these supporters supporters, the guy in charge of the ship on the ship which he was on for a year, because that's how long you had the ship
He said you were demons lad.
Where were you
He was welcomed by lieutenant governor difficult charge there, but why remained on the ship? While Mary went ashore and stated a suite of rooms at the homework government house, things between David Collins imply quickly.
I to college, to support him against the rebels and he and and apply ask the people of Van Diemen's land to invade new south wales for him and they're like no we're we're busy killing the native people. We're not done yet we're going to be got,
Where did you hear what the penguins, but they were there not down with it? They did not want to invade and cons, wouldn't even denounced the rebels new south wales and at that point lie pissed off David kong. By talking shit about khan's mistress,
who was present what nobody talks about regulated and business like that
so that is what
did you say nothing, honey, I'm nothing! I were. Are you
what have you been doing, I was not believe what happened at work today,
a man. It's everywhere, never gone global user. Everything
quote gardeners. I've never had any mouse in my heart until I came into contact with this detestable breathed life like an angry pair of testicle
the more I hear about it, Mary returned to the ship. We small here
I refuse to allow the colonists imply any supplies of food, so blind, blockaded hobart for six months
That's all ever was
you're, not going to give me any fun with your phone or we both know. Okay, I thought we were both english or not.
god told his men to fire apply if he tried to come ashore again, eventually blithering out of supplies, and now he was starving, so he so he improvised. Now he let ships through the blockade if they gave him food.
Is not a blockade like a reverse through this
What are you guys have their get sandwiches?
is that tess will take all your tip too. Alright, you guys can go through. It seems like you got some nice paper. It doesn't take much either little bites and then water. For me,
very tiny. Little man, you gotta, say cocoanuts. You did your mother.
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barely says you're, not gonna fuck,
authority,
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now
hey, that's all!
so maybe I was that a new governor report to take over he was sworn in january. First, eighty ten.
He resolved all the officials, visuals, johnson and macarthur, had removed and got rid of the military guys cancelled all the land grants that were given out. So that was not much else to do. Why decide to go back to port jackson on January seventy, but it got there first, you wouldn't leave the ship because quote he would not be received by those who had so lately threatened to cut his throat
is there like come on dude we're going to fucking jail for a year? No, no. We want to hurt me fight, so finally, the course and armed guards to escort him. He demanded that mccoury punish the man who had ended his reign as governor and requires no, no, no you're a fucking asshole require was not impressed with blockquote. He is revengeful in the extreme and I am sure you would be delighted to hang draw and quarter all those who deprived him of his government said no one in so now he's in sydney and no one's taking them seriously on the street. People would adhere to him and mock him, and then he spent the entire time gathering evidence about the rebellion to bring back to england to get those guys arrested and court martialed for four months cool require a mccoy rather wrote. He certainly has the most disagreeable person to have any dealings or public business to transact with
He is very he's he's a very improper person to be employed in any situation of trust of command and he's certainly detested by high low, rich and poor is comedy festival. Posters got a lot of bad folks on the sofa the picture. This dude is like
me
a man that everybody calls detestable war,
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Exactly like you, but that seems this it.
When they first arrive. Bliant mary dinner with requires lieutenant governor colonel maurice o connor. For weeks later, o connell accompanied blind. Merry talk. Very farms in shit was
mary and her car a car to apply. They want to get married, obliged to talk mary out of it and go back to england with them. As you do,
Do you mind you're my diary,
Take my breath
hey man.
Ended up. Marry me.
my lady, your daughter.
May I go to bed.
and come on back to back,
you're,
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the cedar governance.
Mary them married or call and felt betrayed, and he decided to leave living there
is one of a daughter, Mary, Mary daughter.
come on
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vote him from power were shed
Yes,
So what are you guys doing? Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
gotta go to marry. You bluntly,
I know, you're saying that sarcastically Jim but I'll, let you know I got a lot of good sandwiches and mixes.
Swimming ready,
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I just I just do wrong way to make stew, obviously the two of them you want to make a fucking soup. If you're
you're, a fucking idiot
I fucking brain in his fucking head. Alright, I'm going to say that I've already said that the
why
you're over and over twenty five eighty ten authority authorities. This is both sides of the rather billion keeps coming back.
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but the job was for nobody john to advance. This boring.
The court would like, as a lever to divers like boy RON Johnson was court. Martial found guilty in cash.
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as the world's largest. There is a great fruit on top of his wow breadfruit as it is,
you are shit, the worst of all groups.
that guy was one year, family people
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I want to throw the
I think ever bitten. Helped me out with that one. You did the research on it very nice.
so today our publisher realised during tomorrow's julia
What about telling people? You have a book and we'll get we're almost there
We have a book coming out on sale and if you go to our website adult podcast we put up presale links and artist by james falls deck the fucking art is. He was living alone at the pictures of the act. The other day. It's explaining to how fascinated I mean I I hope he doesn't mind saying
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David.
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