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January 30th, one thousand seven hundred and fifty two,
here
I visited a leader of our Lord.
or Jesus Christ here. This episode is, I found because when we were gone through last week's episode there
after their nose acquits this guy story. Now that story,
The last of the high voice. Yes,
fancy man who ended up having beans for balls right
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Governor Morris was born.
And the province of New York,
Father was Louis Moorish Junior, his mother was Sarah governing here, which is how we got us. Firstly, they used her maiden name as his first name rattled.
Elizabethton yeah. That's what you do, yep
I spoke up your kid well. This is a time when there weren't a lot of names to go around. There were hard you and your family will be splitting a morsel of name yeah,
seven names they seven names to go around right.
He was given his mother's maiden name his first name the governor years and were Huguenots or french Protestants, as I don't have to tell you. You know that
the other not astronauts named Hugh for those of you at home. Thinking that
One thousand sixteen sixty three they fled,
up to New Amsterdam.
If became the marches became hot shit or the governor's sorry became hot shit
Father was a governor of New York and is called a governor of Pennsylvania,
Becomes governor Governor get outing, can you me more?
He was raised in a more see honor.
Morissette. Sorry, Nick's, italian Morrisania.
that's what they named their estate,
they name their estates or associate so they were willing to come up with a new name for their estate, their son. What do we have lain around? This doesn't know.
Their name is Maurice the last
If they just he
after the last name sure
it the Transylvania technique, like Albania,
It's a one thousand six hundred acres state in what is now the Bronx
Cause now Dave,
his father wasn't thrilled with the first batch of
trade and, like my son's love it, she kicked it she's gone he.
It is Sarah after that, and then he had
Governor
He really saw something in this kid. He thought this kid was the cream of the crop compared to the other brothers. This kid, this kid,
we had something eradicate.
Can you kitty to get a keeper that's right.
Is going to cherish and nurture and support him and nurture him, and he had pulled his other sons out of Yale after not liking. The school's connection to religion and saying everyone in Connecticut was quote low and cunning.
This is a hard is hard to get a red on the sums. Did I
he's doing some goodies neurons are bad,
He wanted the best for governor quote. It is my desire that my son Governor Morris have the best education that is to be had in Europe or America. If you
love your son, you just you, don't name him governor the point. If you love it, like he's going to get the snot kicked out of school year, Billy
in the one thousand six hundred and seventy one ascent to the Academy of Philadelphia.
it been founded by Benjamin Franklin, okay,
Former presidents president is directly behind on this show. He was indeed a leader,
the country at one point
the next year governor's dad died. K I give her
removed from heading into my joke with a death procedure. Ok, so it now in that no mother, no father
another. Just I'm still. I swear it.
in his will, the governor got a slave here.
Other shaving backs a seal ring and a pair of gold buttons, his father war. Every day. How old is he is a ten days? It is the European Council
and sent for a man to be willed another here,
yeah,
it's ugly, human being yeah. It's not great,
tell you what it's really made me forget, the other things there on the list. What else also on the list
like my mind, exploded when you said that
the shaving box, a seal ring and a pair of gold buttons seal ring.
I assume bring made out of jail cell. Okay, that's what I
You said, sir.
three years later, governor went to King's college in New York. He was really great at math. He would
amuse himself with rapid calculations in his mind, he had in his mind why this is so. We call a fuckin weirdo a so. You laugh about numbers. Idiot names. Governor
do. You want me to beat the fuck outta. You already want me to give. You want to give me everything right now or you want to analysts,
I'd, be the fuck out of here right pleasure is mine. Loser.
He and his classmates torture teachers. If they didn't respect them, they threw books
Head of the lad master, they made fun of the morals of the math and science professors saw around shitty. Should rights among children and
August 17th sixty six governor was home of from kings when he accidentally knocked over a kettle of boiling Water
The water landed on his right arm inside the bird
was brutal, he would forever be scarred
years later, his arm would be described as having quote all the
flesh taken off looking flesh. Why is cool
Yeah so is armed. The recipes life look like all. The flesh had been taken off.
I assume that you could just completely change boiling water for me
That is no longer a thing Romany go. I've got to do that then get over here I wanna be a guy who got a bomb on the stove and smooth. I want
You look like a flesh on my arm later.
Have you heard here, I haven't well,
I don't know all of it, but
Basically, that's a good story. I think-
there's three quarters more
am after the Bernie took a year of college to heal, and then
return and graduated at sixteen years old, ok
getting any follow up of the fact that he was left a human being. Is that is that left?
left a human being. He given a slave as a child. Now that
that's gone
the thing just a thing: he has no right anybody. Stick
it's just a kid who answer another person.
the closure man. Thank you,
so he then became a lawyer as his father and grandfather them apprenticed. As a clerk for Williamson Junior, a New York City, he made a lot of a lot of money. It help
but his family used him for services. He
two hundred to three hundred pounds for some jobs which spat nine thirteen k today, wow
The mood a fancy lawyer society invited him to join all the mood mood.
Someone fucked up with the naming but yeah Ray,
Britain in the colonies were heading towards war and govern family was split on who to support.
Other brother Lewis was one of a group of men who signed the
declaration of independence and elected delegates for a provincial congress
what was this before super delegates? Yes,
Okay way before
governor Morris, was picked to be a delegate. His mother and sisters chose to support the british.
governor was still hoping. The sides could work it out without going to war. So right, you know
the fact that this is when you were voting. They were voting for they picked them
delegates free provision so like the first Congress like to figure out how to do the country ransom guys just got together and pick like that, due to their
it would be best, ok can best.
Vikings right right,
So what the
she'll Konrad Congress met in New York in May. Seventy. Seventy five gum was just twenty three years old.
It's pretty crazy much. I am
it took three, I wasn't.
Nowhere near
You think I was a lawyer. Twenty three sixty
Oh one, one delicate there said given here.
the tough issues quote as if it were by intuition in the fall of seventeen. Seventy five.
New York sent an army to invade Canada,
sure we've all heard of that right. Now. It's just one of the things you gotta do yeah.
The plan was to stop
the truth is when you are when you are as aggressive and as dark like a stacked with weaponry, as we are Canada's like the little brother. So it's just every now and then you gotta go over there and give couple of nuggets. You know what I mean here, yeah, absolutely. You know what I mean crossed the border early.
Come on. Let us be the worse time is getting on a war crime you bugger, lower
So the reason they were they want to invade. Canada was to stop
the British from using Canada a base. That was the idea. Canada was really
At that point, I would like all K. We won't let him it's like now, unfortunately, to make sure you don't get invaded were coming in
I did
It didn't go well and
governor argued against doing thought. It was a bad idea,
made in Canada yeah he said quote. Well not that reason he said quote. For the most part, the soldiers from this town are not the cream of the earth, but the, but the scum
so he's saying the reason why not to do it is because he is a shitty army
as for the new he's like fuck me
someone has some. No it's not that we're get the kicked out of us. I should know my name's governor about it
it not many times.
The attack failed. He was right.
I tried to join the army in February, seventeen seventy six as a colonel, but he was not
except to his arm
at the position he wanted was given to an army like Zari.
Don't you
there's a nail.
it's not what it means so died at that
It's not called the arm, but
I've got the two army that is
then you just changed it well worked.
Takes up on the fly where Brandon Country, so it's
While the two army, the guy
you talk to the guy? I heard nothing other than if you look at all the forums. You'll see it to do with John
to and from their edges, it's been there for a while, I'm gonna keep by european, and if I find out
that this is not that this is not all the stationary.
I'm coming back and I want to be a colonel.
I'll be another stationary by the time you get back for sure your arm. This
skin and bones no skin.
I don't think I want to be here anymore,
the skin arm right this art is over.
So
it trying to drive the army, but this this other guy got the position that he wanted and the guy was a shoemaker one, Colonel Guy's going off from the top,
I do not know the moves or just looking for one. What's going, one replacement today.
the guy's, a shoemaker which offended govern ear and then he was offered to bees.
Colonel, but he refused understand that he work for me. If you wanted us
can we throw a bunch heels? What did you reckon Norman
No, you gotta stay here, that's an order. No I'm not! No!
you weren't down. I don't
it will you up his
not good at this. Please it just tell me it's an order. No, I have a
I know you do.
You fucking shit right now.
He was re elected to the provincial Congress Congress and may one thousand seven hundred and seventy six and in June he sat on the investigating committee to hear evidence of a loyalist plot to kill
George Washington Holy shit
It shows that want to its bodyguards. Thomas Hinckley was planning to kill him by serving him a bowl of poison peas.
and by the way, who's great
great great grandson would later kill John Lennon locally.
Eazy E.
So poison, peas, how you do it?
kill the greats
and it just seemed so easy to turn that meal down right now,
MRS Fraga, but I like maybe not evil,
in PI yeah like yeah, exactly be like. Would you like some razzleberry pie? Well, I would love a little razzleberry pie instead of like errors,
What is what
is a ball a pcb to what did you have
These are plain tees and the limited
I want any.
Try to eat is treading, Edith, had fallen and see if you can eat a bigger handful view that knowledge is hidden.
He's right now and I'm not sure why you brought them into the boardroom, not eating right now, actually just planning
Always we're is give peace a chance. No,
I'm not saying I'm not saying anything, not poisoned I'll take them.
But they're not poison. This
like their place, another user, these peas.
Well there's a poison, my friend, why would I take a handful and the mother.
the higher the allergic to bees. Yes, yes
That's entirely what it is
I'm having an allergic reaction, as I always do. The peace,
now. I dont want
only corner near me,
you're like a regular p death,
up to you? Actually,
Acted it out.
Yeah baby,
equally was hanged in the Bowery in front of a huge crowd, the others at the peace or poisoned. I dont know interest
They have a story and managed to dig into such an
The others involved were rounded up governor's brother Half brother Richard was one of those brought before the committee.
so he comes out of the blood
there is a law is true and kill Washington Hooker.
You're just pledged to support the provincial congress, and that was enough off. He went ok
it's good, so party loyal
Do you still effective
British were going to attack New York, so the provincial Congress moved twenty five miles north to Kingston in February seventeen. Seventy seven
They met in one hundred year old, stone building and then had a prison in the basement. It smell
though bad, that govern, asked everyone else. If he could smoke to get rid of the smell
Man lives is pretty good boy,
because, like shit near zero, might have a make its Alex exits.
Well. I've been in a position where you'd rather cigarettes than what's going on
I would like as a smoker. I would set the image LISA days, never cigarettes that up
it's not remotely anything. But
Nobody would want.
I'd rather smell, shit, really I dunno!
get a governor and two others were chosen to write the New York State Constitution.
Twenty five years old and is really the Nearest York State Constitution, that's crazy,
when they put into you can cancel elections. Rhetoric,
one of the others, John Jay, kept on trying to put in Anti catholic stuff love the guy who's just like yeah, and then also don't forget
Fuck, the Pope. Don't forget,
the pumps, a huge jerk off.
there was not big on Catholics himself. He thought the clergy was corrupt and the followers were superstitious stupid and their beliefs quote absurd, so
This guy is out of his mind.
not aid, unwell, gonna, look good in the future dummy thank you, but
far as the New York constitution. He pushed back to allow
Catholics to worship as they wanted,
He also try to get anti slavery, language put in it, but it was rejected by the legislature,
The constitution, governor governor, helped right was ratified on April twenty first, so pretty
pretty good. For the rest, twenty I've
and by the way I do think like that,
the I don't. I a problem with people being religious, go! Do it, but just treat it like.
We weed ten years ago during your home, shut the fuck up about it,
in May is. Seventy. Seventy seven governor was picked me one of your ex delegates to the Continental Congress in Philadelphia. So let me up
higher Congress one.
The continental congressmen Dave
that's the first. This can be the first Congress and they're going to they're, going to write a constitution and come up with how the government should okay. So that is a big one.
The other form in that way. The haulage lot is gonna work right.
And by the way I got good news for them perfectly never goes wrong.
Cool thing, thank you nailed it perfect, yeah.
now it's starting to feel like are like. Our constitution was like, when you sign up for the Itunes licensing agreements so blindly, five
Why wouldn't forbidden share? He won.
but before he gave in to the defence of the Revolutionary WAR kicked off instead,
Going to Congress, he was sent to look at look into the loss of fort to car tint to Condor Raga,
the british ship that capture two hundred and forty way up north
it's made out of pillars tried again
besides, if you wish
looking the of governor wrote that they should get rid of all northern settlements, quote drive off the cattle secure or destroy the forage
it's very rough terrain. It's wet, wooded and steep. He figured it would make the wilderness harder.
For the British to a cross.
it just saying torch. It yeah, basically not torture, but just make it a nightmare.
Joker, okay, get rid of get rid of all that shit.
The Council of safety just wanted info that would calm people down because they were freaked out about losing the fort. The council wrote
We could wish that your letters might contain paragraphs for the public. The people suspect the worst, because we say nothing
And they should be expecting the worse.
The British have attacked fort, but it's not great, then they're like what about good stuff, you spider. We focus on the time we we wouldn't let any chinese people into the country. That seems to be when we really pizza that decision making. Wasn't it Governor
but back that he didn't know he was supposed to quote a write. The news he was quickly called home, wow
why
sorry I was up here. Thinking said: send him home
As far as using their willingness to stop the British, he was right, trees were cut down, streams are damned anything
Beckett, slow them down, and it worked. British advanced turn into a nightmare
I shall add its
I would say what should I do?
well, I say that we must set up base because we been climbing over logs all day is an absolutely key
You ve got to the tea. By now give us around where's love,
well governor here, yes, mad
I suppose in a way, we all did expect you to show up and some capacity and where, when but
pretty low hanging fruit, if you ask but at least been plucked and we no longer have to stand on pins and needles
yeah,
you like that,
In October seventeen seventy seven governor left the Philadelphia to go to the continent Congress, but the British
the move to attack Philadelphia, so Congress had to flee the town of York. Ninety minutes they just cut down all the trees July that penetrate all day, all the leaves and the times, but back at you mate right back at you
Governor arrived in January after he had stopped to visit friends in Jersey,
Our governor was not impressed with the city of York. Now
It was this point, ladies man,
His scarred arm did not slow him down with women. He was tall, smart and good looking he
wrote that he rarely paid for sex quote.
like you, don't
Is that right there you another, rightly ask too much.
and a big there. I've never paid for sex, at least not alone.
Anyway? You do
the directives to paying for intercourse with women.
Dear diary had another fornication session last night at free of charge. My entire point,
I only like the yielding kiss and that from lips. I love interesting
but your did not have much to offer. He wrote his friends, J, M, livings and Livingstone that there were quote no fine women here
oh okay, so he was very much motivated by that
It was the kind of guy who need a woman with him and he was usually able to get it but York obviously disappointment.
He was. Twenty five
He was one of the youngest members of Congress.
The people in Congress who were opposed his beliefs called him. The tall boy brutal.
And then it a filter go.
I feel they would
If you're on a goldmine and you're like let's go treasure hunting
he was on a committee to meet.
George Washington Report on the condition of his troops.
It forces are suffering from disorganization and incompetence and when they can any right of value, for they were shocked by what Washington told them and what they saw governor wrote quote are true:
alas, for the wretches, the skeleton of an army presents itself to our eyes in a naked
starving, condition out of health
spirits of,
where the heart is at
Heather, Lady Zach. Can I get away the lady's not from the troops know.
The
given their using his mask ills. Rigour and I reorganized and fixed supplies-
the governor in Washington, became close. They were both over six feet tall, which, at the time was like a giant
and they also the same political beliefs.
The British abandoned Philadelphia to comply. You understand that I because of this show,
I can never think of any George Washington to me- don't no longer exists as a figure.
Other than every time we talk about him, I'm just waiting to eat
hear about his mouth pain or I'm just envisioning him everything he's doing under the guise of
like he just sighs at the end of every thought, cause he's like yeah it'd, be great to that then the mouth yeah I know,
I just always think of dying.
New that two plays a part for show the fact that his friends, just you know, kill them and drain them like against tap.
The British abandoned Philadelphia.
Consolidate their troops in New York too many nationalities
when they left Philadelphia was a mess.
Our last because
the great great now
Staind outside been used as a hospital and a smell like
corpses, someone like a cigarette
B.
Another great hospital if it smells like garbage, but well,
will get better. The way we salt Lake and with
Where were we? Maybe it was, it must have been on Minnesota,
outside of the Mayo clinic
and had an enormous jack, the Jack's beef
iraqi link or Jack's direct link. The logo on anthem yeah, so it like the hospital was
sponsored by the cancer? Stick,
so you ve Turkey,
that wasn't enough normal from I've been on mushrooms. At that point, I would have run away,
so the city, why bill for property, damage and theft gained over six million dollars into the bank, and I was in today's money- now belong one is that now,
I figured the time was the biggest US city. Although foreigners didn't think much of it, a Frenchman wrote,
that the Ladys quote, although very well shaped, lack grace and make very bad curtseys and they abroad.
We are in the middle of the most french review of all time and they and they
pride themselves, on a scrupulous fidelity toward their husbands.
Let's put delity what I would call disgusting
Sid Bunch of women was our husbands and talking to them their own gauge was AMS. They are communicating, was aunt using was in a bubble good. You know it's hard,
for me too. How did you say a cry? Some are aware from SAM. We read this several not lead. Let me have sex with the parts
if this is a Heinrich, he is a german friend of mine and he's the killer and the Franklins and Dominique is very bad. The currency yes and I we must have taken notice of his or curtsy as you do realize. It's one move. It's not three different individual moves,
Our seas are down and bear you know it's not the head down and leg out is in Poland, which all of one the fluid motion, but this women's make it like a six are many serious enough, which is something I'm working on right now, it's a crazy thing, but they will be tiny installments of one.
story. You know, but like
Our stout says that people learn enticed to.
You see what is over
I say as a cliffhanger or something
you to utilize during sweeps, which is another saying, I'm sort of conceiving in my mind, palace anyway been
to see you work on your carts.
did you slip into Spanish? Oh no.
That's a long journey, so frightened me they're. All Cypriots loves him.
so.
The
Turn to Philadelphia in the summer and debate what time of government America should have governor. We want all right good, yes, yeah horrible. Let's do it the worst way, I'm going to be real bad,
governing here was the funniest guy in the Congress has made her laugh and smile at once,
Hamilton, county math equations.
One point:
Hamilton bet Governor a dinner that he would not walk up to Washington slap him on the back and say my dear general, how happy I am to see you look so well,
when my gun Dave, we need a prank show from this time. That's some press.
I want you to go to Washington
shake his hand and serve Nah user magic
The governor did it
said. The look he got from Washington was one of the worst moments of his life.
What was the fuck is happening
parliament, british Parliament, gave up on the right to tax the colonies and sent a three man: Peace Commission to America,
governor, wrote, official responses to the commission and public essays in newspapers that he signed an American in American
he called for attacking London with a small rating parties quote. It is time to turn the headlong current of vengeance upon the head of the destroyer.
A small sum of money would wrap London in flames and the dreaded scalp knife itself may in the hands of our riflemen spread horror through the island. Jesus Christ
A bad idea when I'm not in
terrorist groups to London
It is super ahead of its time
Word came that a diplomat, Silas Deane was funneling weapons from France through private company in America.
Spain, who was the secretary of Foreign Office, the secretary of the Foreign Committee,
was very upset and attacked dean publicly and then
Congress split into two groups: the
those who were for and those who are against during
These debates governor said quote it gave me
It pained to hear the word party made use of this.
The word that can do no good but which
produce much evil, then what
Dude have some foresight
the best thing about our country. Yes,
with you identifies you can get screwed over because you're part of a gang that you believe him now
then you can just follow. Whichever group has no morality just because they
never give your jacket once
October seventeen. Seventy nine governor was not reelected by New York. He had
what he had done back to Vermont
becoming it's own state,
instead of part of New York until New York was spread.
He is retired from politics. At the age of twenty seven Jesus Christ is
honestly, I keep thinking that we're dealing with someone who's getting older but he's staying the same,
I said in Philadelphia to work as a lawyer, which
done, while he was in Congress the whole time, because the Sally wasn't enough. Ok,
if they figure line which Roma,
I figured that out yet or what it was that I can't remember who I heard say it, but it's
I think it was Truman who said that, if you get rich in government era, criminal yeah,
He had quite the social life. The city was constantly having balls and parties, and he was quite the ladies man good looking intelligent.
He listened to women and treated them as equals
about threats that he was right. I live and something they said something about this. They found different
attractive, I don't understand.
But if you
You listen to a woman instead of just talking to them, so signatory, like air. A lot of us are kind of laws. Does the way you're going in this way. He said and needs
treat them like they're there and they exist, and they have stuff to say then.
You sorry again, I'm sorry we're talking about its
I didn't get things where is it
never say its document. You all evidence that I just think this is a sign while, but Mary.
I
and maize. Seventeen eighty governing errors heading to the country and, as you climb into his horse, drawn carriage, he was thrown and is
left leg got caught in the spokes of a wheel,
was turning
The ankle was badly mangled and bones were broken, the governor,
DR govern ears, doctor at the time happening to the doktor here,
hello, source,
does regular doctors out of town, so these other doctors treat him and they looked and said the leg had to be amputated below the knee to guess that, in a crazy way,
I saw a broken ankle leg in there, like that,
that's gonna come from. Fortunately,.
They cut it off the
Christ. Imagine what wishing your left?
Doctor came back and looked at, looked and said
I can have that leg, which
Don't say that power now you go, I guess I was removed.
Can I talk to guys in the other room about how you operate when I'm gone,
That is. Why had to be done, this way.
he recovered for months
in the House of Ex Congressman George Platter and his wife, Elizabeth
Georgia's forty six
with twenty nine, so much closer to
Company is aged chair,
She took care of governor. You me. They became
very close and people. I mean Gagnon asked about her
Even then get you to write and correspond after he had moved out. So it wasn't. Facebook had started. This amount
Well, it turns out the governor as a thing for married women or with or vicious husbands.
Okay, right so he's a rehabilitator, that's right!.
He made
his friends made jokes about his womanizing. John Jay wrote their mutual friend Robert Morris that he wished governor had lost something else. Besides his leg, talking about his dick, oh wow,
well I'm fortunate going to have to amputate your cock.
what anywhere near the Antelope ankles ban ankle
do not use it.
By just skin. Well, let's, let's I'm the doctor,
let's go in order of most
threatening the least. Certainly my mixtures
nothing wrong it. The of the whole that's what's broken dick
the dig. Then we can see what's going on with the leg,
so we're going to go in this order of surgeries going to catch me and give me a haircut then we're going to to drink okay, wait! What's what's your wife's name, my wife Suzanne
but that's neither here nor there. I.
I'm going to get the dick off
I know then we're going to it and then we're going to eat in front of you while you're in it for the fun
So a governor got an oak peg leg
Am I supposed to good hardwood react,
nah PAN shut on your paper. No murder. He tried com
or an cortex, but went with wood for the rest of his life
a pretty name, is mine,
be clarity, clank laying claim- and I think, Rustin Sound just they cover rests
suffer doesn't, but still I think it's a little. I think you're asking for more trouble with something like copper may agree.
But you still pretty mobile, sometimes he'd slip in mud on stairs, but it didn't slow down
He danced road. He climbed the church, steeples and shot river rapids on his peg leg. Some witness
and I was like
if I could dodo video or something,
the ultimate comeback.
Bag and discovery
Exco an congressman named Robert Morris was made superintendent of finance and he asked governor to be his assistant.
If intendant
and now I think there are super
it's a really weird thing to just start with
What a weird bubble there might be,
regular intended want to look it up later?
even if there is an attendant super is quite an upgrade for the second one. Well,
you gotta to differentiate.
super like a super bowl and I'll, be the superintendent
but our case
so
the two men started doing what they could to get America through this financial nightmare than the book
British pulled out and in June three
Avenir saw his family's estate.
Maura sought more safety and his mother for the first time in seven years,
I can't believe it's only been seven years. It's still time
so she had allowed she being a loyalist and allowed the British to camp on the estate and
I cut down a ton trees. Basically just left the place, a fucking mess.
his sister Isabella and her husband were getting ready to move to Nova Scotia because that's where a lot of loyalists took off after the war.
Governor gave up his job in the finance. All those languages be considered bag, a buzz
if America, Great Britain again the
joke the
God
So
to work for Robert Morris in his private company as a junior partner, they got into land speculation
I think I've been land over there
I bet he bought land in Pennsylvania and Upstate New York,
but then his mom died in January seventeen. Eighty six,
governor here and now
is doing well and he bought Morris Ania from his other family members. Now he owns the estate, he can finally put some roller coasters on it, make it bounce right and then meant to be the whole time. Thank you.
Six for
He was then picked to be a delegate to the constitutional convention. Without his knowledge,
The Pennsylvania Assembly chose him while he was out of town celebrating the new year in Trenton New Jersey, which is where
The grades go to celebrate. Absolutely
I love to every every nears watching Anderson Cooper in Trenton.
the governor, strengthening New Jersey,
Again he was one of the youngest at the concert can too,
convention. He was thirty five governing
said this was America's last chance quote: the fate of America was suspended by a hair
state governments were in massive debt.
Massachusetts had a rebellion due to property taxes. European banks are trading american securities at a quarter of their value,
despite all their sixties in governor left,
the convention so he's like
It's just hanging by a hair. Also, I got shit to do
and to take care of some estate business and Robert Morris's checks were bouncing. Ok still seems like
the future
Fair okay priorities, whatever he spent
our german away from the convention, but
a lot of dug were late or or less.
they had to deal with their own businesses and also they'd get ill or whatever. So that's something they don't tell you in history. Is that a lot of tears? She spends a lot of
But a senator is one for cigarettes.
the governor returned on July. Second, he spoke the most out of anybody,
one times he.
Argued that the wealthy and poor should get a house each
legislature.
in franchising the poor would empower the rich.
Ha.
I quote the people
there act for reason alone, the ritual,
take advantage of their passions and make these the instrument for oppressing them? Give the vote
it's two people who have no property and they will sell them to the rich. Who will be able to buy them? So imagine
The
That's a good thing yeah. So what
why? Why would we
I don't believe a lot of the founding fathers didn't believe in democracy
So he doesn't believe in democracy.
Would he be supporting and he supports must be essentially saying, give the poor a a branch of government
but it won't matter because they'll still need to sell themselves to the wealthy.
Basically there. In a worse. I think we in maybe a worse version of it, but the only thing
the difference is just he saying
yourself selling your supposed to do
like night. I was just take the votes to be easy day.
I
During this, some Northerners asked why slaves should be counted at all in and near
August? On August, eight governor got in on this discussion quote upon what principle is that slaves shall be computed in the representation or the men?
it make them citizens and let them vote are they property? Then? Why has no other property included and then he asked if his house would count as a purse,
it's. A good argument is that when here
I would literally just jump out the window at that point. The family are going to cigarettes. Thank you. So much should mind.
House vote, but that's a very good
question given Europe, but Britain
Has registered Julia now, oh bonus is
Well, it's not yesterday opened a
smoke bomb
The
Of course. We all know this ended up as slaves being counted as three fifths of a person.
after it was all agreed upon governor, was given the job of writing the constitution. So
wrote it out.
as you have done anything important,
he wrote.
preamble from scratch and
the famous phrase we the people of the United States.
when it was done. Writing it'd three men refusing sand is killing me such a nightmare
Thirty nine men signed it. It took a while, but nine months later, eleven states had ratified it
governor went back to work at the picture ceremony. They used a bunch of different quills to sign it, so they could hand them one. Weird guy. That's right.
We're back to work for Robert Morris, who is now leverage to the hilt and he was checked.
a bunch of different business ventures. Here,
Hundreds of thousands of acres of land
and being a senator a plan to push for the: U S, capital, to be introduced in New Jersey, because it
making wealthy.
Also. It's also die support.
And he got into tobacco. Then he made it
to provide tat tobacco to France for three years, but he was
producing enough and was getting behind on the deal
That's the only one who's ever hundreds of tobacco deal with the French as other problem.
He also wanted to buy the United States debt to France, which would be about four hundred and fifty million in today's dollars. For that and his plan was
they fifty cents on the dollar. Is the earth was doing so bad, which would then
getting the rights to the data would make him a huge guy in european,
so he's got a big plan
his plan would be that he pays down the debt for half of the money on the dollar
because the debt is paid. He will
I don't know just perfect now he too,
Over the debt and the: U S owes him the debt of the? U
gotcha, okay, gotcha gotcha,
but to do this you needed to sound someone. He trusted to France,
governor went to France in December seventeen eighty eight
get ready for those currencies. One motion.
And the way it
The courtesy important
revolutionary war hero, Marquis De Lafayette was there he was a big guy who fought for America in the revolutionary war.
Lafayette and George Washington were super into each other,
So much so that Lafayette named his son, George Washington and his daughter Virginia
She's, a kiss ass,
at his home. In France, he made his family only speak English,
the way hand
and he made his messenger dress up like an american indian. Hmm, are you gonna throw a flag on this last part? Dave, I'm sorry that not
I die
but I'll, be honest. I can't even imagined that
making sense, the man.
Have you ever seen a video of the Germans are obsessed with American Indians. I have not seen that, but I have seen terrible to pay its
It's really scared video just go. Google, the video and it pops up on Youtube, and it's amazing.
Okay, so a governor met with bankers and if the governor visuals on robber more and he started hanging out with french Nobles
french love to gossip governing
heard many rumors like, for instance, that the
king, Louis, the sixteenth tortured Caddis loses.
stay Louis, sixteenth torture, catch
another was that a nobleman was the son of Louis the fifteenth and his own daughter.
Was a normal me,
another rumor was a current nobleman was having a sexual relationship with his own daughter Christ,
Nobody in the title,
yeah.
so these stories were published in porn satires, which are illegal,
the black be found everywhere. It's my dream.
Right for just straight up the written word to get off.
I gotta read that sensible are taken her panties off again holy shit was
because
Some the stories were true because the french love to sex but
the French didn't care. If the stories were true or not. According to Richard Brook Heizer, who wrote governor
the rake who wrote the constitution quote,
Everyone was vile and nothing had consequences. Say:
Now that the french quarter
Alexander Sebastian Day a flaw della better your day was a.
sixty three year old, who was the keeper of the king's gardens. He did
he did know working assistance did it all he had to parliaments in the loop,
his wife: Adele was twenty eight
She was also sixty seven sixty three sixty
she's. Twenty eight she's, also the mistress of Charles Maurice DE
at tally, Paragon a
she's married and she's a mistress too.
till they ran whose also a bishop. Ok.
And this is a soap opera, you're pitching it's not a religious.
A religious at all. He just got appointed that no, no, no, a lot of bishops getting it for the Hap matter there, just because that had so greatly
and governor met Adele, and he was super into her.
so a delicate, the sixty seven year old, she is also being in the bishop, and now she meets grew veneer. That's right right,
but she had already heard of his reputation as a ladies' man and that just intrigued her all. I hear you always as the girls has a feel about things.
The nobles didn't have any responsibilities. They spent most of their time talking flirting gossiping and playing the country
the country is almost bankrupt. They couldn't raise money because the nobility
it didn't pay taxes. I was just going to say I mean I think, if you're looking for the problem in your country. So far, I see a lot with the noblemen it's
sounds like a gratifying seems like
It's parallel. I get it.
King King of Louis, the 16th tried to start a reform movement that he could control, but it didn't,
streets of Paris erupted
he will, he tried to orchestrate like a fake brute,
It was he was trying to do reform but
Can you reform if you're the guy in Charge United S, bulshit
by the way look at
country and quite a lot are we talking about? Oh
So it all erupts the streets of Paris go crazy.
week later govern ear, was waiting for his carriage at a building. Next to the Louvre, after eating dinner quote in this,
period, the head and body of Monsieur day for a politician were introduced in triumph, the head on a pike
drag naked on the earth after
is this horrible expert. Ex ambition is care.
Through the different streets.
So is this a good time to have just had a succulent duck dinner and be waiting for shares? I mean it's not a great.
post meal digital now
might be the time to take the top hat off, lose the Cape
also on your face,
the peasants believe the politician had been trying to starve Paris by
Keeping bread out of the city, his body was
Take it and shown to his son in law, who was then quote cut to pieces. The pilot
just caring about the mangled fragments with a savage joy.
you know. Ten years ago you read me that I go wow. That's crazy!
are you aware that Wednesday.
This is obviously way beyond anything. Governor had seen in the during the American Revolution, sure sure sure sure. Now he hadn't seen a lot of pie TED's,
but sentencing reprisal ominously over level
I'm sorry I didn't realize there was a holy shit, put the factor wave to that goal.
so. What does go around governor still lives his life?
after seeing the decapitated body governor had sex for the first time with Adele at one of the apartments in the loop
That's it that's where he saw that's out. That's where the body
to resolve the body dragged a week later is haven't saxon letting him. I hear you
the
add dinner several times with Jefferson. In July,
He was also buying stuff for George Washington. It was kind of like is personal shopper, George Wash, it would send a listed by its and to share
Amazon wish list. Today,
Maybe a new mouth
posed as Washington's body model for a statue.
it really can draw a fucking body from memory the sex will be like. Oh I'm, gonna use this other body from another painting, hey, that's fine! I figured,
this is because they are the same size. Imagine a day by me
I don't need it.
Given their was not impressed with the king, who we called quote a small beer character, a small beer character. Yes,
A Hamm's bear
I have no idea where the southern Mackenzie,
yeah, I guess a small beer character.
there you will board a girl who
What is shoe of opposition gives up everything and every person,
the king, just weak governor thought, french leaders were fickle and that they could not last they just spoke for
fact and when it didn't work just to change their minds.
Workers are quote
words, no ideas nor rumors were grounded and experience, and they could change in the blink of an eye.
Lafayette was made head of the National Guard and governor told him. The French should invade Flanders and HOLLAND and to start a war with Britain and Austria,
He stated very plainly. This would be to distract the french people. Oh wow,
Jesus Christ
back, then I mean that is so.
God, how can you build a house on the same blueprint? It's just the same fuck
Adele kept their hot affair going? She was very smart, has been
probably going to be killed in revolution. She believed and she was trying to keep her options.
open in different areas,
Fine,
she governor got really hot and heavy they had sex in her apartment in his carriage
The visitors waiting room of a convent wow
Why is shooting the rebels french street stories
that would go near an Adele permitted in the waiting room of a convent.
I'm serious, I'm being issued about through,
point shot
That is correct.
I would be very fast you'd. Have
choice.
I can't I
when he wrote about having sexual there's diary, he would call it a quote
the rights, the joy or the need for a Reich's.
the went to London for Robert Morris Robert was now sinking because the United States was getting its finances together
and that kind of fucked up his whole plan. He put
the land, but the EU is getting its finance. Its gather made the landless attractive and the debt.
you want to buy was going up in price,
All these grown apart govern
went back to Paris in November, so he was gone for whatever nine months in
He went straight to see Adele, but she had a new lover: a twenty five year old british noble
governor and Adele went back and forth hating and wanting each other.
Openly flirted with another married woman
They eventually got back together. Adele said she wanted to leave her husband, marry him and move to America, but he was not into it.
We tied down, say but yeah
Where to get into psychology that? But what happened.
The king, who was now being forced to stay in his palace, the models for me how
our the but the mobs like. Wouldn't let him leave like when you try to leave the three months, but I mean
freedoms.
What are we going?
ugh,
Louis and Marie Antoinette tried to escape to Flanders wearing disguises. Imagine
King and queen in disguise the
panthers, exactly yeah, just a couple right, just
five rings. I think we do want to appear to affluent.
I didn't want to maybe crowd. There would stand out
kings escape ruined Lafayette. He was threatened in the legislature by a lawyer quota. You laugh, I actual answer to the assembly on the fate
the king.
With your head
So that's what I did
Do everything objectively,
Green, were captured in a baroness or whatever
six thousand armed peasants and national guardsmen, escorted them back to the palace
feels like an intense escort yeah over
yeah a little much easier by,
two thousand yeah about one hundred and fifty, and I could do it God. What the fuck was that
dogs, you have an old knows. Larry, I had a fairly. It was Larry,
such a scamp.
I
the governor, said the king was a
it's miserable creature and the only reason he was still in power was because there was no one decent to take his place.
But still the king managed to hang on for a year after that governor
they help me wrote, advice, letters and gay
gave him a speech. He run on a speech to address the National Assembly
but the king never used it.
The governor also run up France, a constitution
just shut works like give you.
Two constitutions.
For the certain
not further countries
it's alright I'll, just Waylon Jennings constitutions.
Nothing happened where the governor had a soft spot for Murray and his next one's called the Constitution of France. This was never released, but I think you'd, like this constitution, not too long ago.
She was attacked and political pornography.
She was depicted as a masturbating, bisexual nymphomaniac, surrounded by lustful officers and lesbian aristocrats, with whom she coupled insatiably in
seventy a seventeen. Ninety print showed an awkward laughing lover yet kneeling before her and fondling her crotch, like political or no
the queen was referred to as the austrian bitch
it's basically a fuck of women hating going on yes, I mean it really, really just it. It is like
the first thing I thought of was twitter. I was just
like this, as if because
really, if you are in a thorough position,
and you have to have this many peasants like they have nothing all they have. I mean all they really have. Is the ability to make you embarrassed.
And they're, also very angry b
is powerful, guys have a mistress in all the mistresses seem to have power because of that so they're s mad at bribe right right
But governing respected Marie Antoinette and asked what
the queen's friends, if, if he could have a lock of the queen's hair
a
just wanted. I've been watching the queen. Lately she is killing it. She
Stop that people say better, that's one founded! I dont know if you know what it is. I never in literature must now, but I'm just that
from the sidelines? Just a big fan is she could
request what she, what she eyes, yeah him
I just wanna stop by and say that I just the big fan. So thank you.
This is what they are going to act, but by silly well until you can just get it
the thing of her hair just a little
A rare big one not like us, some loose hair like an actual lock,
walk so long ago
what head or pubic
the
Can I mean I'd like a you know
the guy who gets the regular fries and curly fries and ass. Formerly one box mixed, is one
we can do that. I treat the heads like regulars and you know what
the Mccurley's. So
box a regular and curlies mixed up and I'll just take it to go, put a budget, and then my favorite part is when I'm done and I've emptied them all out. I'll still have a few,
at the bottom of the bag. I can wrap.
Awesome. Thank you so much you have been so great
it takes for Campbell, so welcome
and February one thousand seven hundred and ninety two Washington appointed governor of the Us Minister to France.
He's been working for Robert Morris, but now an official government.
the Senate, not all on board. With the nomination Senator Sherman said governor, it was coat and irreligious and profane man. I am against such characters. Yeah James,
row attacked governor in the Senate, as quote a monarchy, man not suitable to be employed by this country, nor in France eh, but still
yeah confirmed sixteen to eleven forty.
I should add, told them he had act more responsibly and governing erode back. He would and that he would stand of french internal affairs, which of course, he didn't do.
he still work behind the scenes to save the king.
Month. There was another uprising and the king gave governor one million. Leave too
before that
two holes are really the area I
I would say it's a really bad sign of a king- gives you a million bucks,
until
in case goes bad. He give a million hold onto him,
hold onto the money for him.
done them ok hold under if ok gotcha. So he's ok! Well, I don't know
what you a whole different. I was confused lost.
I'm. On August tenth the attacks came soldiers and french citizens fought with loyalist troops. Six hundred loyalists were killed, their bodies mutilated and then burned in bonfires.
That's a hell of a bonfire,
I can't do it should do dude
the french elite were hiding, arrested or being killed governing
Quote another man is beheaded this evening for crimes against the state
in Adele and her ten year old son in his house.
It's twenty. The militia came to search for weapons and he refused to let them in
has then have been fucked if they found her right.
In September the monarchy was abolished, Adele got fake passports and fled to England. Lafayette tried to make for HOLLAND, but was caught by the Austrians and imprisoned.
governor, had dutch bankers, send Lafayette ten K for expenses in jail,
he also sent the message that the be very upset their military hero quote
it'd be in walked.
Governor is now being search and arrest and often he bought a house twenty say twenty seven miles outside of Paris and try to stay there as much as possible, but the US
upset the French with new. The US upset the new french government by letting aristocrats stay with them.
Anybody. Always afraid to let anyone one into a rest which do exist,
Diplomatic immunity.
So he really basic. I mean yeah, ok right, so he is basically allowed the house who everyone's perhaps essential yeah, but it's pissing off the french German, for I would only ask
the king was executed in January. Seventeen. Ninety three, Marie Antoinette was tried in October,
That woman took part in the trial she was accused of molesting, her own son sexual.
Promiscuity and high and high treason trifecta the big three
I was an married male jury. She was executed two days later,
where's continued in December in seventeen ninety three, so even after the king grayer gone there still there's going up,
by then
in the National Assembly, there's just shifting groups
who are one point there. The radicals in another group becomes radicals and then their killing the radical. So it's just a fuckin shit, you is it still weeding out kind of the bureaucratic,
thieves, or is it more well? Yes,
You replied completely wild make another
the nobility who, who were really just so it's right from the head down essential yeah, but
Now all the groups that are trying to take over are fighting and one another, so it's Nina
the.
so she's executed in December, seventeen thousand seven hundred and ninety three governor Road quote some days ago, a man applied to the government for damages done to his quarry
Much done to him. It was by the number of dead bodies thrown into his pit, which shook
so much that he could not get men to work at it, so he
has his
he's gotta, choric
with bodies.
and began since, since the core is covered in bodies, people show up for the help, wanted sign and they're like oh you're not actually need a job that sounds similar
place to work on its own.
rocks out of
bodies. Yeah, it's not easy, so the guy was like hey. Can I can the government a help here
for some restart start using men for rocks.
In the summer of seventeen. Ninety four, the! U S, accepted Francis request to recall governor,
He was no longer a minister
He left France and went to Switzerland a young out for a little while exiled french nobles.
but to Hamburg, where Adele was now living. Her has
the bank guillotined, so she was single Jesus Christ. She's got a lot of luck.
She led governor. No, she was available for marriage, should I wanna get marriage and also that yours breeding bleeding from her breast, which meant she probably had
tumor or something
kids issue, one of the key to be taken care of explained that he didn't want to marry her before and didn't now. He they want to be committed still.
in June seventeen ninety five. He left Hamburg and went to the United Kingdom while there he saw canal in Scotland that
across the country.
At the canal be perfect. For America company
kept traveling around Europe and having sex with tons of women.
That for four or five years in October, seventy ninety eight he returned to the? U S
them all. Adele ended up, marrying a portuguese diplomat and a good life,
He went back to Morris IANA to fix it up. The roof was leaking, so he rebuilt the entire house. Sure sure! That's how you do it.
he spent the equivalent of about five hundred thousand dollars. Today,
He entertained guests and expected them to listen to him. One guest wrote,
quote on a certain occasion, perceiving the attentions of his hearers.
Begin to flag. He suddenly
ejaculated I shall address the teapot and accordingly
He closed his argument with that sail
representative. I'm sorry,
so he won't have to pay attention and at one point the guests
paying attention. So he said he would just talk to the teapot, and then he talked to the teapot.
Because you, through an exact weight in there, you, those good thrifty, major, lay? That's like there was one worth it was like a game that was abandoned would have been a Jackie late and the words I hear you
so he was still living the same way he had in France, which was not normal for America.
one man wrote quote upon entering the inn. I found Governor Morris with two french valet's. A free
travelling traveling companion and his hair buckled up in about a hundred paper curlers his
Scott is a good sized, his wouldn't
curlers, french attendance and french conversation.
It has to stare most prodigiously sure what yet you've gone big
Robert Morris was now in prison for debt, so
governor, started working again as a lawyer
Now we are at the point, our federalists and Republicans or two parties, and they hated each other.
Eighteen hundred a centre resigned and New York picked governor here to serve the remaining three years of his term,
Is now a federalist
Avenir, Now- believed that whichever party had power, the opposing party would act correctly to prevent abuse.
I power he.
So he basically believed that would from now on there would always be a check on the other party. That's correct.
I'm ready to move on,
by being partisan, the parties would create morality and keep each other honest, flexing. It's by
It did in some way I can see how you would you would predict for that, but
within there you would also predict that at some point that's gonna become rustling yeah.
Their public want to reduce the number of federal judges and they impeached. A federalist justice of the Supreme Court and governor was alarm because he saw the court as independent
If there is no independent,
Fletcher was not checked. The roadmap was the french Revolution quote
Seventeen. Ninety, the only question in France was who will become the despot man,
We don't understand
we are more. We are agree apathetic country,
without question:
We are
every other country right now they would be in the street.
And where I mean yeah,
It is, but I mean I, I think, in a lot of countries it would already be here.
and it wouldn't and you would he would circumvent some of the
It's nice that await
So this bill passed governor said this meant the destruction of the constitution he left.
And in eighteen? Oh two is now just over fifty years old.
out of the country and had an affair with a married woman in Boston. He really
got into the idea of building a canal to connect the great lakes to the sea, though his love of canals had begun with George Washington, who quote I confessed.
Greatly infected me with canal mania.
but
it's just a joke.
should they just shows you what time it was. I mean a man like its isn't,
impossible syndrome. Now
who's got a case of the canal mania to cable out. Yes, has been out for two weeks.
the mania fuck
In one thousand, eight hundred and seven governor was put on a three man commission to plan for the growth of New York City,
well put Manhattan's GRID Street system quote straight straight sided and right. Angled houses are the most cheap to build and the most convenient to live at.
he needed a new housekeeper, he didn't want. One who started out in a low position in the world quote: housekeepers of low bright and education would not maintain order. Only a reduced gentlemen gentlewoman could
I swear selling it
He saying he is someone of his class who had fallen needed. Work was the one to get in
nobody, no eight. He headed to New York to meet, and
carry Randolph, who was also called Nancy Randolph therein
of swore an early, powerful, Virginia family.
sister in LAW of John Randolph
had sex with her sister's husband. Had a child, then kill
or her lover did, or it was stillborn
at the end. No one was found guilty of a crime, then
supposedly had sex with a slave and was banished over there,
three years she drifted around. No one knows how she survived.
governor was into women who are having a hard time. So this was right. It was alley after
whether he wrote a bunch of letters. She was
He was fifty seven. She was thirty four
in one letter. He let her know that her past didn't matter and he would pursue her as a gentleman
Presto. I understand you have a dark dark, shameful past, but
I'm willing to look past the fact that you
Sex with someone you shouldn't have
whatever.
so he ended up bringing her to more Sienna in April eighty nine to be his housekeeper. When he
He asked around about her and found out. There wasn't a definitive opinion in Virginia about her
then invited his family over for Christmas and surprise them all by marrying Nancy wow hello, Lord
His nieces and nephews were pissed because they would have to split the estate with Nancy.
It was appointed to a Federal Canal Commission, but nothing came of it. He urged New York state to build it alone. He opposed,
the coming war between twelve and did everything he could to stop it. He was furious with New York for supporting the war and, at one point he cheered on diehard federalists who are plotting secession. Okay,
governor said he hoped the rest of New England would attack New York and remove it from the union. Quote.
they're still running by the way,
quote. I hear some of the Brethren
claim a Lord alone. Why does the civil war, unquestionably it is so or and what of it? The prick
the Yankee Bayonet will make you skip like squirrels
is all about New England and then New York fighting is a classic pathway, so cruel.
A bit over the constitution. At this point, pats dig
spoke at the many anti war meetings in the earth and turn all this. He became a dad at sixty one years old, highly.
Governor Morris, the second
keep that sweet name going.
His nieces and nephews, or have that another person more able gonna get the land takes
the inheritance and one of the
nickname the baby.
cut off cut us off
John run off, came to visit Nancy Son, his nephew, and then he was injured returning home in one hand and take advantage of.
Hearing the nephew had come up with
the nickname cut us off, went to see him.
After talking to him John sent a letter to Governor Governor who said
Nancy was a murder she killed.
their baby and Johns brother, and that she took us
they ve lover and actually
we are leaving the house, so she worked as a quote: prostitute.
She would cheat on her or kill it.
sincerely John
Did you send the newspaper clipping? I can't find it's ok up as
that's? He wrote a forty page answer and mailed it to different people in Virginia governed.
decided, not to sue or do anything else, because that would just create a Streisand effect
it quietly went away governor
pushing for his cannot be built. Congress passed a funding, a bill, but President Madison vetoed it as its last act as president, but governor
not let it go. He needed his canal and he talked to me
again, a building at themselves and construction was begun on the
Erie Canal,
This weather-
It's the shit soon after governor came down with a terrible case of gout.
Crippled him and went on through the fall of eighteen. Sixteen
in November he began to experience a urinary tract blockage, sure
like any normal man. He tried to clear himself using a whalebone. He took from Nancy's courses
It's so well by Dick
I don't know if he put it down
If we try to kill,
I ve been to himself. I don't he
but we tried to put it down his dick.
ugh scalpel. If he was trying to cut into himself a whalebone is just like just was hoping no
He was treating it like a
wait a second. What I do with a paperclip is like, maybe that's how I get rid of this
firstly, I think I don't know much about the Eureka, but my guess is that if a jam, a whale boat down it, I'm gonna feel some sort of relief eventual,
So it didn't work. Why is it
How does a meal its attendant
of surgery lead to new injuries and an infection.
He died on November. On my
Eighteen, sixteen sixty at the age of sixty four in the room
we have been born it. So I killed them
The well born surgery, penis
surgery? The scientist? Not a lot of people, have killed themselves via the cock with a whalebone
for the girl s lot easier,
Here you can. I was finished and eighty twenty five and brought more and we'll have to me just looked at everything like a canal. Does what there's a blockage swell? I just need a knock it down and out of the water pursue that tributary.
where's, my wilpon? Oh, don't worry, I'm just building a canal inside my body, sweet God. My death is near
so it made area super wealthy Morrissey on. I was
is now what is the South Bronx? These six train stops. What was the property at a hundred thirty eight street and broke avenue? If you walk a block
east in three blocks: north you come to Saint ends and all the pistol church built by
Governor Morris to second in eighteen, forty one to honor his mother Nancy.
In the yard by defense stands a tablet erected by the new. The state of New York in honor of Governor Morris. Don't jam a bone in it and
given ears Muslim is under an elm tree. There.
That's crazy.
Journalism yeah. I guess
find out which,
Cinema gang. We follow next week.
Yeah
get in, we gotta get him on the right in this ass
these,
I'm willing to learn everything, I'm willing to learn everything we can learn about the pay gap
well we've done it again, David.
in return another one done it again.
main source for this
episode- was the book gentle,
a revolutionary governor Morris, the rake who wrote the constitution by author or Richard a eyes. Her
I got bless everybody gobble gobble. We sign up for us a couple couple.
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