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The Day I Almost Drowned (Police Called)

2018-02-15

On this week's show... Jason and David talk Valentine's Day, STDs, ghosts, and Jason's near-death swimming experience. Also, David recalls thinking he almost killed someone during a game of Double Dutch. Welcome to VIEWS. Check out Jason and David's vlogs, here: David's YouTube Channel Jason's YouTube Channel And buy merch HERE

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back as she listens to the pot gas great day today are very worried about the bare lies at the worst. We really should start the whole podcast over again, but I'm not gonna make you do then undergrowth hackers, our intro, was so early. Ankara, so maybe we can restart his pipe it's a bad day today. It's I had a great day, but I see you a Valentine's day. Does everybody it's a lot of work like trish and I had an amazing time with a helicopter ride. I dressed as Elvis. I surprised her. I walked out of a car, or another, as elvers educated Benihana, which show is wanted to go there. And I don't know about times. There was a big deal until I move till Ike adulthood. Didn't I mean like we're your kid? I don't think it's like that. I think useful candy and, like I don't remember, being so much pressure, but I just saw how at lake social media made it a much bigger if it's made it. So much was it's all of our friends we're out of their minds. The egg Brandon was like swearing in everybody really working, even though you have a good time stricken,
came back and include road user. By and then you were, Q. Yeah, you know she was dressed as I'm Brandon was pursue a single yeah. You do spot contributed but of course he took an instrument for we're Tricia, kissing and he's in the background like footing as an aside and which has made a better in general, is upset in Todd was upset and they were the you know the iraqi social media year. You guys fucked up everything. This social media is so awful. I mean granted, I hide behind without it, but Yes, are you my car grown for going to film something, and I too share Jason the back seat going Jason, Lash, I'm to get a celebrity helicopter to night is look at each other. Just start laugh because it's like egg is, of course a decent. Trust. I have to have the most extravagant leg today it cannot just be like going.
To dinner. It has to be a helicopter right or wrong. I know I'm gettin buried here. I don't want to do it, but that's what changed in a church I've been going on vacations like no other Trichet, as is new growth. If you guys, don't now, yeah she's, amazing, very guy, she's, amazing you're good. And she also this isn't about it. I can't I don't she listens to everything she she's environs, everyone's video shown. It is every positive if we turn this pact s off right now we are talking shit, somehow show figure now, she's she's, really good. She have Jason's misbehaving for even a second she's, on which I guess it's kind of a good thing. I don't like that part of that in your girlfriend is all new to me, which is like guinea. Yogi hang up with her and maybe you're in a fight or whatever, and then suddenly You know Scots doing something funny you snapshots, God.
Then it's like. Well, I guess they fight against Robert. You know I go you're having fun on Snapchat she's, a snap genji. Likewise wisely, look so much fun. We were just five years. Yet settlement is the worst. Is that what you have to deal with? That's how it is that is not how it is. You guys are fucked welcome to the real world now but but began Tom. It tell me about it. I mean you guys. I want to address this, which I haven't really brought up here. Share kind of in China will create I think you're really ugly about it, said that many tat way. I think you can spend our time with her. You I spend a lot of time and its bothering. You bother me it's cutting into our time. Yeah. I won't let you
up in the park as us talk about. It is the way we can work through this. It's you know what it is. It's not that you're gone. It said when you come back, you not the same Jason, I'm not you not the same, energetic Jason. I know I'm drained drained, which I respect, because I think a relationships are very important, but it use go. Look at it from you know, you're old, buddies perspective, hear me David you're, ear, you're hurting right now, I'm hurting I wish we had some sound some music to go under here, underneath this right now go for it puts amusing over. Why won't tell me talk to me, tell me how you really feeling I mean I've kind of so what am I like when I come back, you're tired, you just tyres, are gonna, be christian. I just when hiking on a volcano, and we watched it are wrapped and then we sky bathed farm can't keep doing your blog. I care. I cannot
peace or are you kidding? You know I, dare you David, the paste that you make me work and that log ok forget it, we don't, we are dying, we don't need it. We don't need to discuss. I want to talk about it now. Tell me no, you brought it up. Let's, about a Valentine's day argument a lot to be a lot of people, a lot of people, Oh a lot of people have set it now, I'll tell you to back who as mentioned it mentioned. Why that I'm different now that I have a girlfriend, that's how would I know if I could say to my face was examining norms. You sing a lot of people around the sentence, but you better Oh yeah! I guess a lot of people in saying that the law really draining and both of us yeah yeah you also you recognise that yeah me. I recognize it, but it's just so. I don't know, I always think of it as such. A like an awesome thing. No, it's it's us, The thing that kills me is: if we're out all twelve thirty
then I'm up at six thirty, that it is taken like his school, and I won't. I won't drop that I can't not take my kids school or can I ask you ever see him every glass repression? I got from Twitter, yes, sure, pineapple on pizza, how do you feel that down with it, I'm down with the two Why people are the statistics about it? I mean I would never order it. What I would never ordered its color, but I imagine providers like it's fine, it's too much. Only the fruit like pizza, straight pizza, everything I you straight out that was almost almost like you don't like it though it well. What's the problem, I come home and I'm not the same. I'm done on time, Pineapple Peter. If change the subject- and I think this is the wrong move at the idea
You know if you have a problem with me address its. I now have a problem just saying two generations: mountain gum really happy for you is bums me out. Sometimes look Amis I'm his hand on my old friend. I gave you the whole last night, I not with you any terminal. Now, it's a chore not just give it to me. I hung out with you last night, you fuck me like you used to be the worst Jimmy the worst event. Last night, your dick yeah, I am where's word. Where do we go on that front? Thirty bomb and staff who are like you know, notorious potheads, they took us to a diverse wrappers. They took us to democratic who are so desperate make it? They put me in a rap song, its academic? What was it like? A democratic meeting, yes its southern California meeting and I think a city council meeting I went there to meet the governor of California, who they met for, like a second lieutenant governor gave a Gavin Newsome. There really excited about it. And yet we were there. We are therefore like an hour
just funny, because it's like these two potheads trying to like be political. Like it'll, be socially conscious when all we ve ever know them to be is just to bring about your girls back to equip. It was so interesting because I've never been a council meeting before and one of the present The people came to the programme and I like we need address. We need to address Sexual harassment and then another can it. Parliament goes all in vain, raise your hand and everything, raise their services that would have funds when she goes all oppose, raise your hand and go and raise their hands, that's kind of fucking stupid. I don't even know it. Voted for that. I went to a meeting lensing college for like political activism, whatever in in the day the first item of business was. About whether they were going to do Business are all business there I put it away, it was visiting. Ok guys we have new business may have all business than the first. The business. Today we want to talk about. If we're gonna do all business or new, but it was insistent we should cut this outcome,
It's amazing. I hope that was a portion of the park. Guess where you left your room to go, get a drink wine welcome back. Nobody was great. We ran like some politician dude who who gave us like the godfather, whose at the godfather and I have had this deck a situation where We have talked about a lot. I may get bored. I may not whatever he came up to me and he knows he's almost spitting, I'm on my face ass. He saw kinda because he so close. Yeah and he's like, listen man, I have nothing to worry about year. You have nothing to worry about. We will figure this out and then I was really uncomfortable because he was so close and whose- yelling into my mouth, and you got a put his two hands on your shoulder shoulders and he goes, and I was so. Compromises visibly uncomfortable and he goes. This isn't a police. Interrogation, man, you're, ok, you're a heap, he thought, getting uncomfortable was meagre
sad about my situation. Yet he thought you were like a dishwasher yeah that that thought he was gonna, get taken. Other countries yea words that worried about a year. He was like he was like listen man, I'm not ice. Ok, I'm not here to deplore you, I'm your friend. I might do it. Jesus you're freaking me out right now, I don't like the way that he is like is it really look you in the eyes staring you lock and shook my hand, and I swear to God he fractured seven. Oh, my bones in there. I think I've two fingers left remember when he shook your hand. Oh my god. It was awful. I haven. Guy, shake your hand, really hard, there's no point HU it there's nothing there. I don't understand. I can fuckin squeeze your hand to you know not as hard he didn't. I but I could squeeze in real hard. I believe you another when we got on Twitter, I summoned some entreated me. A bunch of things is like a tweet from Natasha Lacy, I'm sure. Let's talk about breastfeeding and public Jason, does it Jason efficient aid breastfeeding
Trisha breastfeeds Jason that Jason they're at waiting for their ices. I saw nursing station in Vegas coming back from the airport. Like I I wish you were there. I wanted you to come in. I wanted to shoot a bit. Were you I'm nursing offer and your second honour tat, theres a nurse sensation in Vegas. Yet at the airport and the virgin terminal, it's big big Box as Nursing Station Just like bootleg looking photobooth, yeah, she's, really blurry Blair, as you can through the glass right. Yes, it's a door open the door and inside theirs they begin to milk of other multiple babies. There was a ton of babies. You can have as many
doesn't let it is random babies. You gotta merits that either there only baby, we add the virgin terminal. Today we have twenty babies, then need nursing any mother. They also wants to talk about thoughts on ghosts. What what are you thought I've breastfeeding in public? I love it. Yeah I mean I'm scared out. I don't think there's any problem as other really does it bother people it shouldn't the only place it would maybe bother me is, if someone's doing it at a dinner table my dinner table and there's likes. You know we're eating. Interestingly reading there and I did, the baby should need fuck. You are going to have your sandwich yeah, but I don't have to Second, I want to tell you my sandwich. I do so what you should appear now. I don't have a problem with it. Ok, next question decision, gay, yes, ok, thoughts on gauss yet exists. Have you
how'd it go to counter. No, I had it might make good friends. Have a lot of good friends haven't, I believe them. I've had a couple here. Will this house's hunted the I've heard this house an idea? I've had a couple actually in my house happened right when I bought it wanted to tell anybody, because in one eye I get on when Natalie in Reggie were living at my house, and they are remodeling, my house, I wasn't there, they told me them. The night the speakers turned on, they were sleeping at and this is fucking for you and start playing a song, and I don't know the name of the song, but it goes. I'm so allow me You know that's on so allow me I love you always exist. Only if I don't know who things it puts fucking tears are packed playing a full blast.
Really night and they were like they fuckin jumped up and started looking for the remote and they can find area, but then I demanded of turning off the speaker. That's faking it! freaky and and then and then my mom stayed because I was there. I myself, like three weeks, re out there but completed I myself, living there and yet heard either footsteps you know here and there like on the roof or whatever, and then my mom staid and before she was leaving. I'm next June was his play like this is what you verses, Did you think this post was weird in anyway and she's like holy shit, and when I tell you is that I want to keep you out, but there is a couple experiences I had here where I think the spice hunted your mom. That about your house yeah we're we're worthy. It was just like footsteps on the roof. Like almost I get this people walking around. My attic man had tried to have sex with me tonight. I was there on that you refer to himself has Jason about it. Couldn't have been here.
Where I was right behind us. I something the other night. I was asleep here and I heard a bang based on us. Those tat occurred, no time, Koona heard it. We we all three of us got up, there was a a mental, a bang and then the baseball bat flew against the wall. Bullshit yeah, we'll talk yourself. I was so fucking petrified. I ran to Todd's arms because you are strong and semi fair. There's a dog that lives here. My door was shut. The link the dog was not my room, the baseball Betsy, my room, oh shit, if a baseball bat in their case you come around, we are using. Did you see a fly? Nerves asleep, but I heard it, but do you understand our incorrect came flying Jason? If something like this, but in my house like something that Syria I'd start crying and I'd never come itself
Do you know me wide and no one's been killed by ghosts? That's that's! That's exactly on trying to get to know what's been killed by a ghost or so we now and no one's like caught anything on key. Ever that's like this is. How can we are united in their she go centres. Have that should do yeah. How do you know that some friends on the inside do you actually yeah? I had a friend he was working on, one of those go shows and, and they were like they're like all night and they were like waiting in they. They had these to host the like these ghosts. Experts experts like what we could feel like we're sensing it and we're getting something on the reader them the meter, the meters going off and my friend he was like just wanted to go home What did legs there? A little high school? He slammed the auditorium door and they are like. That's it. That's a ghost he's like my god, that's crazy, is your friend I didn't tell you have a guys. We found who go
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my mother, my mom, I'm so tired of people fucking thinking here this amazing person. What tired of it would your mom, sir, my mom today, because it is the best friend? Yet what really it's fucking amazing. I love your mom cuz. We were sitting around our living room and I was walking so I was, but you know I was being my block. How far is making jokes about his mom dying and and I'm sure I don't opposite is on biogas already, but oh shit, you not the second. My camera turned off. I think I think we talking about like just about our friend group and then his mom just goes off for like three whole minutes. David is the best you can think of all our friends, our their grand endangering everybody and brandishing what the fuck are. You just talked about. You die the past thirty minute. I love, I loved businessman, I was actually isn't he on the topic of doctors. I my first std test. I ever got
I got it when I was shit, seventeen or eighteen I was. I was begun by not begun. I have observed in our thousand carbines aspects. I rarely ever got notice Africa recognised and with the one of the first three times that I notice and allay was the lcd clinic yeah and that crazy. How would hadn't come out? Ok, the tests great, but it was so awkward cuz we're sitting in the waiting room and there's like five people around us and guy literally goes, hey dude, I know you know, and I am I always did thanks man anyway, you're from fine. Do I love your via this guy's vine over here? Is the skies mucking India's disease? That is peanuts now, but the test came back negative. What do you want to go there? It s usage detest! Oh my god, because when you move TAT, lay everybody's like be careful. The fuckin Stds basically live here,
that's how it is not you see all the signs here and I share like syphilis saki, like they're, all funny signs they're off like penny signs that do cities. Nobody really scared, because I never gonna city tests in my life, somebody's gonna fuckin do it and I did it and it was like it was the worst week in my life waiting for those results. It took longing horrifying what a week for some of the results of tests for more staff, and it takes a little longer you're like it doesn't take a week unless you have something I got a better. I went and try to get AIDS test once really, and you can do you gotta just laughed at me why he was sake. Why do you want an AIDS test and, as I already said, I think it during that it was a long time ago and ethical. Maybe I'd like to see me, I don't know he's, given you click, why would you have aids and those like? I don't know what the fuck is, that what you have to have recovered actors yet anal sex, and I know he does deuce. Do you shoot me?
Now he is, you have aids like that. Are you sure that? Because, as I mean our test, you ok yeah, let's do it. I think it's really five rent a lot of lip and doctors, and in my life, what do you mean there's just freely flippant, just kind of like what are you Talkin about fucking scared like what now fine get out of here every doktor ever ran into room, even the baby leader when we had the babies. You know what I had that whenever I entirely when I had wanted to. When I birth twice Charlie my vagina, it's even then the doktor gets four can push Mount. That's it we're about it. If I'd really let's get a good time to go over and they send you home with the baby. That's we're all that stores when they send you home yeah. Now it's yours! Oh my god. It's yours for the next eighteen years and of its life and ITALY S in TAT moment to like that. It's just a bay!
it's too blob. Oh, my god is the thing and you have to feed it. You have to buy things for you to save money for its future So I can't read my head around: bring your baby home from the hospital optional, either there legally with fire station, really that's what we believe ABC gleam of maybe the fairest nation. No questions asked seriously yak as they have a lot of babies been puttin. Dumpsters instead is a fuckin law yeah. It's allow leave a baby at the fire station. No questions, no questions asked: what do they become fire fighters and all other just at Arthur, just like fifty fifty toddlers at every fire station constantly. That's where you see if a building on fire, it's our babies but in the fire, holy shit ever thought they had put them work. That's why they
the baby's first and fires because they want to work for that's right. There recruiting yeah they're, not saving the baby, so they can be with their family. You know you didn't see that I'm forty hours than elects policy. They did no less firefighters. Our produce backs yeah, it's human trafficking. Basically, no, that's crazy. It's scary, the city and you can get out here and I learned enough you you know that, but I guess is like a bigger thing, or at least what I thought you can get an std. You can get AIDS test in like a taco truck. Basically there I'm out here you ve seen there. I got Hollywood boulevard. Oh yes, it's truck, they serve talk. You don't think it's not like your girders, taco or it's a mobile AIDS bags and Mobile aids. Vandalia sounds very scary. Yeah sounds like its spreading the disease, but you can always it's usually that diseases mobile
it's in West Hollywood and its in Hollywood, and you can go there to get aid test. I think it's free, it's free and then you can take us many condoms as you want for free, it's pretty pretty incredible. It's pretty someone's someone's paying for that yeah its tax dollars, gonna work, and I really appreciate it. If you go back to virgin hills I want to. I want to go back to my our actual one more question: what is it deepening near death, experiences of the idea of your life. Today I thought I was dead when I woke up bummer today. Today, link was sitting next to me, the dog, and I I think I think she was like sensing that I was dying. That's why dogs have like a sense, very whimpering to skip following me around yoga. She started nine on my carcass I almost round the almost round here, but why women out to a sand bar one, I'm sorry but somewhere to funniest thing, did I say in story, though Inertron history, how? Oh my god, what I was married.
As laid down that you, by the way, guys Jason, has so many fuckin stories that he like bring up randomly, would be like I never told you years and then I'll be like do anymore sergeant, part Cassidy's like no I'm out we'll stop talking and then he'll talk about how he one's own to farm in of Manhattan hand, he was attacked. Oh, I forgot. I didn't tell you this. When I tell you he alien story, I didn't tell you so work at area fifty one to go: I was just as I was out with my my ex wife and we're with her dad it down the Cape cod and it would take a run down and they went and now and on the beach, and then I saw sandbar Euro sandbars I dont is. Is it where the sun comes up of others? yeah, it's like it's like you can swim for a while and then basically there's a sand out the middle, the ocean, which a small island, a smile and in the illusion, exactly as Amber, sounds like as a common sooner that's amber, spin shape and
and there was an old woman on the next me- and she goes- I got oh hey, you think I can make it to that. Sam wilder, you thirty, produces afraid. Your kids, and then I said she said ass. She doesn't. I wouldn't go out that way. Strong today. I wouldn't try it if I were you capacity, Bosnia and there's a guy like that, a lady like whatever So I started swim enough where advice, which is, in fact advice yet starts women out there and upswimming swimmin hand and then take the current came along and start fuckin drowned the fuck out of me really bad, really as swelling water, and I think this is it how far where you from the shore four hundred feet wraps bad laws, and then I just decided as a guy. Don't panic? Don't panic, don't panic as panicking in the nice
out of my back and I started to float and the current was really fucking strong and the car just fucking took me like what a way way way way down in the beach, and I was like dad like I'm going to fucking die. This current is so strong. I never even thought of that yeah. But then somehow the current took me to land way down the end of the beach in and I survived no shit. I lived just Did you make it, as I got out of the water raw fourteen fire trucks? fuck you, the entire Chatham Police Department, who are they doing similarly save me stealing babies. They are coming to see me as well,
was out there. I was like help. I was How, though I thought you said you didn't panic? Oh no. I panicked and in his life in itself- and then I came up on shore and the woman- goes through Ngos, I can't I you're not to traders room the kind Did you find my part, a girl, and then the chief of police came up to me and he just said he goes tried to swim December. Didn't you. You're to Boston. Annex I tried to swim to this, about India and, and I said yeah, and he goes here- we gotta find couple idiots heiress every summer try to do now to survive our who call the police I did when I said EL by drowning I know, but who called the requirement your lady must have really or the lifeguard. It was empty political life she's doing here once I make up he done up in a strip club everything that's during. Yes, you do
yeah me, and I am repeating myself and then do the fire department cos you any money. Now they in charge, I don't know how, but did you ever die We do, however, almost I I was- I don't know if I have to I may have so this pipe cares. We done so many. I remember I came close to killing someone who other than my voice There is a time other than what I've been recurrent, like you, don't say, really respected life. Now I was I was. I was in the third grade, third or fourth grade and we're pulling double Dutch and there's a girl in the middle. My friend and I think that what I said this before and I were likes double touching it there. So we like the rope, spinning and our car on her neck. And it got caught around her neck in the way where, if you pulled one when you pull the other Scott tighter, because we like through it around
really did tell me the story. You told me in the car yelling alive log bit, but I never used it like this. A good story, lasso style, so it so I went around her neck and friend had one and on the other end, and I dont know out of instinct. I don't know what the fuck, where I was thinking. I was more than our second first grade. I was really I'm out of instinct Eagle oh, you started fuckin pulling and this choking and it took me like to secondary issues choking and my my weird, my weird whole pull thing: interrupted by a teacher running up to us that what will you do? What you do it like freaking out, pursues choose, read what I wasn't choking we weren't talking for, while it was, it was lit a second or two, but it was enough to go. I mean those enough to like
they were caught up in I'm also, maybe exaggerating, because I was in first grates. Everything was a lot worse, but but no, if that, if our really brutal and when the teacher took ASEAN, she talked to her. She sat down about it and I came home cry. I came home sobbing and my parents were like what happened. What happened at school and I'm like I'm, not telling you guys till the fifth grade. I actually kept the secret to the left, fifth grade, the fifth grade and obtaining they ask you about it between then and now. I just remember the fifth freedom of holy FUCK. Like I kept a promise atomic present, I told them, and now it's it's really weird. I'm surprised I didn't like it Gotta be yeah, surprise it in March it under the school or go good, as greens are those I was crying and I'm just like to tell you. That's great where they didn't sounds good. Why would I don't know I mean? Why does it is great? That was enough time for you, much time to process it. I just thought of something:
start of something like far away like I thought I don't know, that's that's what I thought at the time. I thought that I can listen. Man there's plenty of time for you and Treasure I want to say fuck, I'm around I'm here, you'd never turned out free money right, but now I'd be stupid to wealthy shop online without the basque people you're you're already paying too much. Fortunately, here's a free browser, Ascension called honey that automatically finds a best Cooper. The web. I went to so you. Let me finish good, so you always get the best prices. Everything on leered, I went to it and I know about it, but you go ahead David or to go to go, go! Oh, I can't read, you have to do this in two clicks. Add honey to any browser for free than shop liking, normally do honey scans and millions of compounds in the background at check out Honeywell automatically apply the best Cooper and get you the biggest discount over seven million people use, the everyday wow and together they save. Millions of this seems like our really amazing, at this my first time actually reading this,
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We had our. I wasn't a marketing class. I think I may have said this to but gotta remember anything. We have come up with an app yeah. This is pre, uber eats and pre posts. Mates. Ok, and I came- I don't know it's obviously I'm shirt. Millions of kids have taught thought this like followed this up yeah. I thought of a food labelling system and I want to be able to get Mcdonald's even though doesn't deliver, I started my sisters are atomic teacher and she's like it's probably can be possible because it is too expensive for the fees because, because I, because the project was to make an app and like to make a fake, app and explain it, but I was like so serious about I'm like no seriously. I really think this good work like I think this is like bigger than just a project like. I feel that we start to someone and she's like yeah, but think about the cost like of the driver, picking it up. It just be too much extra money where people wouldn't want to pay and kind of agreed with around. Like I guess I guess you're right. I wouldn't want to pay extra.
Because I was cheap background and I guess so ass. She and Younes. Every student high school campaign extra four dollars to get food delivered. Oh you're, subway, bedpost mates, isn't a big thing, inverted hell! It's not right! It's not and that's why she was right. And yet wrong ray and then a couple years late ooh breeds and postmen came out, and they do exactly what I came up with and that's why I'm in a lawsuit with post me I was in Vegas this week and we're in Vegas as we. Yes, you were amazing. You saw different than when I go with you and the boys. Of course She saw shows yeah, was it you'd like to see, shows sure. If you invite me or hang out with me sometime, I invite you to come fuck off. I did. You have Tricia more than eighty made fun of the helicopter rabbit unless they were not the helicopter. I judge picture critical. You actually want to come yeah. Well, then, why do we follow me when I'm in front of them in the car? With tat? I thought I was funny like girls like a funny thing area. Would you do it? Would you do interactive? Vegas biggest is tough. No, it's! She doesn't right. Sheep.
She could you go to these shows Tricia sources like this. The often began its so extravagant over the top. She rented our backing. Enormous pink limousine. I now like huge, pink limousine. I mentioned like the cliche woman, limousine she's, the creature woman woman you'd want to go with for the full Vegas experience that thing that was. About seeing shows what never done before that you know when you go to a stable centre, you gotta go in there, there's an opening act yeah. This is fast. Get there? The show starts if you walk in that damn door, it's on and it's over it and our guys. It's crazy. We're they weren't you guys want associate. Chris angel show this procedure. We met Chris Angel increased Joe, is like a huge fucking thing on television he's, a magician who is a huge thing couple years ago now and now a lot of people when they're kind of done with the whole tv thing and touring they go to Vegas they get a residency there. S two chosen I eat is too shows a night and how many people you think, in the auditorium thousand five thousand people.
And how much it. How much is a ticket for Vietnam five but of the ip was one fifty vips. One, fifty and gentlemen is thirty five ethics area so he's making, after probably all the cards at least fifty grand pressure right. Fifty grand eddies making more net I'm saying at least he could be making eighty ninety a hundred. Yeah. He probably most like to decay. Every night ghost fucking there, maybe more amazing that is yeah. It's pretty. It's pretty amazing. The shows really lives. Heedless, though the way things work as they live in the hotel, usually right or made me Maybe they do sometimes they do sometimes at Yale and joyfully visiting, but but they got they do do. Data shows a night. They have all done like you know what they're doing it's not like it's making of walk every day where you have to fucking? You know, sir about his show is stressful, though, because he's like hanging from the ceiling and Sty noble once you gotta do once you ve got it down until I know
What do you got to be specially? He has a blade, onstage, shit and walking through a park for him he's been doing in all his life. I guess, I'm just saying I would kill to be in a position if you'd do views twice at twice the night you be exhausted. If I Really you alive podcast twice for fucking tune, Forty Crianan commentaries and its it yeah photographer Grandaddy nice, but like is You saying like its and its and then what he does his way harder than sitting that arguing that biogas. That's that's what I that's what I love and I'm so jealous, and I envy singers and magicians because, like I've said this before I'm I'm not a fan of touring for this podcast, because it's us us it's us talking. Chris angel. He has the show that he knows when people competent be fucking awesome like there's so much shit going on here and like I would out, kill for that like if I, if it were,
If we had like this amazing show where we're like juggling and fire and everything, I would love to do it every night, because you know I love seeing people's reactions share so feeding after energy and doing the same show and getting it down perfect right with a new crowd. Every time is my fuckin wet dream right and getting paid as much. He doesn't want you read or shall I am, as does my big announcement that woman show announced today you tell people about what you're gonna be. There can be magics really we'll be sighing and people people have half, but to be doing it. I heard you been beside them in half and then so back together from other bestowing about together can be real life? I'm only gonna have sixty seconds before the blood completely James, the body now but
I'm I'm into the hall was held and John. We saw fake Michael Jackson, we so vague staying. The Franklin is a fake Elvis Presley. She we say Elton John, the real Elton John Fucking NUTS, where ten rose from he was amazing. She was so excited. We went are fake sting. She was like justice, cited, you didn't even the loves, impersonators Golos fun, but I think, makes amateur. We should see more shows. The ash shows are the way to do and then not just like go around pennicote drunk and don't gamble, guys. Gambling is tough, but speaking of tough, we are in the pot cast No, we do I care I haven't under armor of undergo too nice. Thanks invited to that Cosette Castle by less while ocean and wearing a driver jacket right now. Are you focus on the inside? I would again about to go to that. We are going go to deny yeah.
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