There's been a shipwreck in the desert.
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Phantom ocean has struck again last night
around two, a a horrible splintering sound, was heard across town many residents.
Awakened exclaiming: what was that horrible splintering sound, many others who heard it shrieked? I heard nothing, nothing at all, please
lights. Splashed across the desert sky, the lights move.
Into the neighborhoods forming dark shapes across walls and streets shape
which moaned and shuffled as if wounded a confused
you go cried out for send which crusts in the dark, big Rico, owner of Big Regos pizza,
There are heard the splintering sound nor saw the lights. He was
wakened, instead by a soft knocking at the door of his home
believing the knocking to be part of his recurring dream where he is driving a pizza delivery, car eternally down a dark, suburban streaked. Looking for an address that doesn't exist, he tried to get back to sleep, not wanting to end such a pleasant fantasy
the knocking grew more insistent Rico grow.
His way to the living room, half asleep and was confronted by a bedraggled.
Of entities in rain slickers who appear
to be in trouble, though they did not speak
a language known to be Rico. The leader of the
we now know, as the captain managed
splitting the situation by drawing an entire graphic novel on old pizza vaccines. The image
told the story of a doomed sailing vessel that met with misfortune
when the ocean disappeared from underneath it, and it was dashed to pieces against solid earth
The confused sailors had gathered themselves from the desert floor gotten together. Torches,
and supplies, and journeyed approximately eight blocks to civilization the secret police
firm, the story after finding the wreckage of a wooden ceiling ship in the scrub lands. Earlier this morning, illegally parked
by was a silver two thousand eleven many Cooper within
open son, roof, build
The brim with salt, water and blobs of translucent jelly, if
this? Is your vehicle fleets pick? It up immediately.
Looking at you, Susan Wellman after being
sickly coerced by the secret police, several care
families and night veil have volunteered their homes to these sailors. The captain, doktor, shouted old, would teeth Rebecca and the really talk
What we will be checking in with some of these families periodically for updates on how things are going brain
Lance Behavioral science expert of the girl Scouts Splinter faction, the onyx fist
believes there was a mutiny in progress before the shipwreck even occurred. A theory that
We all exceedingly awkward. Welcome breakfast at the Pancake House, Rebecca and old is teeth.
Only in grumbling undertones, periodically telling
doktor shouting to shush, while the captain set far across the restroom
and pensively stirred his clam chowder bitter
looks, were exchanged between all parties but eating
together in suffocating silence, doesn't necessarily mean anything is wrong. For example,
since colors did want to go to the balkan breakfast. We had a quiet meal at home like really really quite
I told him his scientist friends, the launch and Mark had called again to ask about organizing
he study on the shipwreck survivors, you got that.
Strangest look on his face and said he was really busy with another project right now. I asked him what
he was working on and he said, oh you know and then
the universal hand gesture for sites. Then
kiss me on the cheek washed his plate and disk.
Peered into his homeland. Later,
I heard the muffled screams of a sick com laugh track from behind the closed door. Meanwhile,
in light of recent happenings, the night bill tourism
along with the Business Association has announced, play.
For expansion of the harbour waterfront project. This has been met with protests
from the Marine Biology Association, who are intensely opposed to encouraging the existence of an ocean in a desert in response. Madeline the floor
The tourism board issued the following statement at an emergency town hall, meeting
We believe expanding the waterfront project will bring for
new opportunity and added.
Are you to this great city just because we do
no, how when or what
ere the ocean appears and
literally zero control over its behaviour doesn't mean. We can't get at least profit from sightseers
the agitation Marine biologists responded. That's stupid, your stupid to which a net Morocco
head of the Business Association responded in a whining tone like
she just let us be happy level
added in a much deeper, more authoritative tone
plunging ahead without considering the consequences is one of the maverick values this great land was founded on. This last statement was met with thunderous Olaf's based
highly on her tone of voice rather than the actual words spoken. Despite the conflict around this issue,
is something I admire about. Each party's ability to clearly state their positions. There's no can,
you sure about either sides feelings they can express their concerns
and move on from there or maybe they'll end up
locked in stalemate. Repeat
the same phrases continuously until they cease to convey actual meaning but
least. They know where they stand. Comprehension without for
stability is so important when resolving conflict? Let's have a look at other local news
The first annual fishermen's stew contest sponsored by the night veil, Tonia
society has named a winner. John Peters. You know the farmer one
these five ingredient: corn chowder recipe made with invisible corn, hot water, cold water, kosher, salt and swedish fish, also night Veil Community College.
Its first ever Nobel Prize Winner, Torah area, one the coveted award for her work
mathematical poetry, with the following haiku couplet
you keep the drawer locked where all five sharp knives are stashed, but now it's
open. You live alone right and
didn't use any knives, but now there's just for Torah has a fine future in the mathematical poetry, trades. Ah speaking of the community,
the college. I think that I am overdue to give another guest lecture there. It's been wow over five years,
I know because it was back when Carlos first got to town,
walking down the hall on my way to the communications department, and I saw him standing there talking to a group of people in hushed, scientific tones, our eyes met,
The second is I walked by and he gave me a
cordial, not his,
prepare shimmering almost
indigo under the floor
sent lighting later after my lecture. I went back to that hallway and it was empty,
but then I heard his voice. He was
talking to someone in an office a few doors down.
I wanted to hide. I was so
Gideon Nervous, but then
He was in the hall again and before I could speak, he said: hey you
like science. My mouth didn't work, so I nodded and he said you want to see something scientifically interesting. We went up the back staircase to the
earth? Science is building roof and he pointed toward a field at the edge of town.
Was a hazy column of darkness stretching from the middle of the field into the sky. What is that? I asked
Cordless told me, I wasn't sure, but it could
we'd be seen from this exact angle and distance. We took two steps to the side and it was gone. We took two steps back to the left. Our feet in perfect,
listen, stilted, little barn dance and we could
the dark column again.
That is scientifically interesting. I said much
I was over selling my level of scientific interest. I told them.
You can also see my apartment building from here.
It's always there doesn't disappear and he asked which one is it.
And I showed him and he said let us
roof good shingles. He was the first compliment he ever gave me
and then he had to go to a meeting and I went home. It was
before we spoke again, but
I used to think of that moment. Often
think of it again now, and while I do you should think about the weather, was we draft Jim? He asked
just shut the fuck up
first, you can do
yet ass men too bad,
star. Screwing sure wish western stocks.
Let's check in with our host families to see how some of our nautical residents or adjusting doctors
DE and Rebecca have gone to live in a barrister, commune learning secrets of coffee making such as the only
prince between a latte and a flat white is fifty cents and memorizing b
incorrect. Spelling of every single human name,
old, would teeth lives with the wall of the family. Herschel talk and
a daughter Megan, who is
an adult hand, sown onto a tall russian summer, greener
Megan showed old, would teeth photos of submarines and he didn't believe that they were real. So she rented crimson tied and why
didn't change old, would teats beliefs he's now boy crazy, over Denzil Washington and doesn't understand how Denzil didn't win an Oscar for Malcolm X? I have report here
generous. My teenage niece has shown the really talk.
Carlsberg family, is hosting the really tall one
not really told one has proved to be a calming presence in the household and has even
the family nautical dancing say.
Dirges in her native tongue, and how do we
ancient start sharks that were used to accurately navigate the globe long before maps and GPS gin
My teenage niece has shown the really tall one which
controls are for the Blu Ray player and which are for the surround Sal.
Mr Abbe has noted a strong odor that seems
Like a combination of ozone, copper,
her mediating the house whenever the really told one is asleep, the odor,
stronger the deeper into unconsciousness, the really
told when its other
families have also reported this phenomenon, but have been quick to add that its told me
complaint. You know just that.
Just an observation on food.
In ITALY. We learned that the captain, who was being
did by witness protection resident, secrete Borg due to the
four levels of security in her apartment has been reported missing
see greed, released a statement saying please stop
telling people I mean the Witness Protection Programme will keep. Our
This out for him so agreed,
I'm getting word now that the conflict between the tourism Board and the marine biologists has escalated. The biologists have discussed
What appears to be a makeshift aquarium being hidden, the innate twelve by twelve?
public Storage unit in Radon Canyon, the secret glare
consists of several tanks containing blobs of semi animate, clear, jelly, likely
from the lungs of the tree lords, the rucksack of girl scout splinter, affection, leader, Randy, Lance the potholes.
An old tone and or Susan women's many Cooper. The biology
also discovered plans for a more complete aquarium. Once the funding for the expanded waterfront project comes through, to which the
I'll just cried out. Oh
our dead bodies alerting nearby tourism board centuries of their presence. A verbal altercation took place with both
sides, speaking over one another at louder and louder volumes eventually erupting into awkward grab.
Physical violence. It ended when their rough housing tumbled most of the scuffle hours into the canyon.
The remaining biologists have chosen a more nonviolent approach instead March.
Through town waving signs warning of impending doom entry.
Rinds Madeline before
it was a board responded on
access television, that most night bail residents support waterfront development, several have even submitted their own ideas for store fronts. Low floor claimed like one of those
write, your name on a frisbie and a faint or
a savory taffy stand or
serious warehouse which appears abandoned, but sometimes you hear clinging sounds son.
I almost or someone does not yet my studio door, not expecting anybody.
Oh maybe it's carts. Oh I'm! Sorry,
every just! Let me oh ok. The captain has entered the studio, he's wild.
And is making the crushing motion with his finger,
he's, hiding entreat my desk and now my phone is ringing
Ok. This is the law happening at once. I had better deal with this. Listen to this pre recorded Pierre say. While I figure things out alone night veil, this is a dab as sentient pair
who pays speaking for the Department of motor vehicles when it comes time to renew or
I for your driver's license.
Remember to check the eyeballs donation box on the back of the form. Contrary to those nasty room,
Of course, it does not authorize a representative of the GNP to break into your house at night and remove your eyeballs. While you sleep, usually
Those days are, for the most part
Long behind us, it does mean you have the chance to be here,
RO in one of the many I claiming accidents that disproportionately affect residents of our affair city each year say you get into a car accident and die
see someone else who was in that accident is alive, but no longer has any ice. Your eyeballs will be removed from your face and placed into that person space then that person
not only were gains the power of site, but you do as well you're consciousness, which
this inside, your eyeballs posterior chamber will remain
intact, seeing whatever your host body seas
Syrian sing, whatever they experience throughout the rest of their life and, of course, if the person gets into a fatal accident later
Both of your consciousnesses will remain, as your eyeballs are
transferred to a third party. In this way, it is technically possible to gain immortality. So please remember to check that backs on the back of the form thinks friends
Sorry about that I was, I was greeting, the captain and in my phone rang, and it was Carlos and he wants to meet me on the roof of the earth. Science is building and watch the sunset together over the column of easy darkness, a pure
Lee romantic gesture is somewhat out of character for Carlos, but I didn't feel like questioning, I'm just grateful. He finally seemed willing
up united realise. How much has been getting to me until talking to him just now
you may know, haven't resolved or even fully understood what
been bothering me, but I feel relieved anyway, tentatively relieved. No, no. I feel relief
I mean, why frame positive things with the fear of losing them, so I'm closing
knights, broadcast a little early. I'm sure you'll understand station management won't, which is why,
I have set up a Cecil shaped mannequin. I made out of burlap twine and dried lentils to place in my chair for the final few segments of the show no baby, I can get the captain to help me secure. The only got I forgot about the captain
he must have stuck out of here. While I was on the phone yeah yeah, I can see him through the window. He climbed up
the top of our radio tower and is looking through a spy glass gesturing frantically at the HORIZON
and he's crying out, we are doomed. We are all duped man he's gonna blow my cover
ok, if I may, to sneak out of work I need
Do it now is an eccentric fellow that captain
secret Borg. I know you're trying to keep a low profile. What with your participation in the Witness Protection programme, but please come-
the station and collect your houseguest Susan moment. Your many Cooper has been told,
all right state to next Re Cecil shape mannequin made out of burlap twine and dried lentils. Reading you, the latest on traffic in the community calendar good night night veil, goodnight.
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