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more soldiers of the blood space war have returned home to night veil. Another
draft landed in the corn field of John Peters. You know the farmer being
of astonishing structure emerged alongside for human figures in space suits
the astronauts removed their helmets revealed. They are nightfall residents, James Peters, you know,
the brother of John Peters, you know the farmer twin
drew and then Kristensen and joy
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these veterans of the interstellar conflict were welcomed by the citizens of night, fell with hugs a brass band and delay
Unsold big goods left over from last month's pity bake sale to support the blood space war.
The returning soldiers thanked the gathering, but warned
fail of the bologna and armies of STAR System, Lakota, nine, three five too, who are encroaching at this month.
Upon her own galaxy
admiral junior blade of these sixty third mounted cavalry said the polonius are worthless killers they
three times the size of humans, with hundreds of sharp teeth up and down there, many boundless limbs
They have only one- I would
really messes up their depth. Perception play said, but that I
can also shoot out lasers, so it sort of six
the one way, half dozen the other, the crowd
did not hear most of what the veterans had to say, as they were mesmerized by the beings of astonishing structure standing atop, the lending ramp up their disk shaped craft, oh those
sergeant Dan Christians and said there are allies there from the battle station Wolfgang. They have no
planet as it was destroyed, millennia go by the pollutants, the crowd pointed
shouted interlopers of astonishing structure at the beings, but lieutenant drew Christians and said
have no oral or written language. They
not understand. Your noises drew then did a kind of bee boy pop. In luck, danced move and the beings of astonishing structure replied with the Baltic Prance before entering their ship and departing
they said thanks, but this place is weird drew
MRS Jensen interpreted what the crowd Dan
Andrew Kristensen were born in night veil in nineteen twelve. They
tax accountants. They had wives and children
they donated to the old Knight Veil Opera House and were avid sports fans
They even started the first ever semi pro Sand hockey league
and passed away in ninety. Ninety four of liver cancer Andrew
passed away weeks later of a heart attack. They were so
by their wives, children.
Children
upon returning tonight build this week. These one hundred and seven year old men looked to be,
Thirdly, twenties
the cushions and twins have attempted to reunite with their families, but they were
recognisable to their grandchildren, who are now middle aged
and when Dan Andrew tried to apply for jobs, they were declined on account of an antiquated law that makes it illegal to hire the dead
junior play a fifty year old man said
was born in twenty twenty two to Oliver and Linda Blade of old town night veil.
The blame family was contacted about this and said they had not plan to ever have children so
Junior will likely have been an accident or a dramatic change of heart
was wounded in his first combat assignment and returned home for treatment. He suffered
third degree burns across his abdomen and arms and needs a skin graft, but the
veil. Visa has to wait on approve
or for the red may severe to clear his procedure, which could take weeks
peters- was honourably discharge from service and was heavily decorated with chevrons and metals, but his
sagged with exhaustion and history.
His brother John, was the first to greet him, but Jim
not match his brothers tearful enthusiasm. Jim heads
In too much experienced too much
to ever feel normal again.
In light of the physical financial and spiritual crush on these men. The city council announced that it would pay
a giant american flag, atop city hall,
play: John, Philip, Zeus's famous patriotic March boat:
yellow
all hours of the day over a loudspeaker,
The whole town cheered proudly for them
were truly taking care of our vets.
Let's have a look at sports, the nightmare
I school wheelchair basketball team captain by Junior Point Guard Janis Palmer one there's some final game last night against Cactus Park high school. Seventy two to fifty eight votes
Quinn Boom and lead. The team would twenty points and also had eight rebounds Antin assists
The scorpions fell behind by sixteen points in the first half, but really found their inspiration at half time. Coach
talk about Mcfee, told his team not to get down of themselves because it's impossible to make every single shot. You just
If they have fun mcfee then took out an acoustic, guitar and saying the following original song.
Physics is silence, made up numbers,
We can only make
pass the palm.
But when it leaves free, because you never know what they're gonna do
physics of paid birds, so we can open, may kill it
wow.
We can only make joy and pass
a bow like fools.
The team relinquish the illusion of control and dominated the second half offensively
Europeans face pine cliff this Saturday afternoon in the district tournament. Fine also lets I'll get out there and support our team really.
For the ball to go into the that
The other thing that the ball is supposed to go into and this
has been sports scene.
Strategic adviser, Jamieson Archibald at the intergalactic military headquarters, speak
from an inflatable raft, atop an infinity pool filled with Remy Martin black Pearl Cognac said
He and his top strategists in the intergalactic military headquarters.
Still have no idea what the boy,
Space war is about but
their glad to learn that the polonium armies are approaching.
We ve got all this money piling up for the war and were getting bored with hosting Lamborghini demolition. Derby is Archibald said,
the government keep sending us cash number like ok, yeah, but legal waterways? Does that do
and the feds are like. I don't care, start a war or something but
Unfortunately, the government allotment foreign interstellar war, was wiped out on a fee,
investment in a tech start up. That was pitched them as the number of Netflix of Facebook by a seven year old wearing a suit. So the end
Galactic military headquarters was forced to ask for contributions. Hence the pity big sales. Additionally,
the sheriffs secret police were able to provide several armoured. Combat vehicles too,
tons of enriched uranium and
a satellite activated missile launching system, all of which
had been donated to the secret police by the. U S: Army,
sheriff SAM said they had wanted to keep all
hi tech
gear, but using a nuclear submarine to stop night bill citizens who were fishing without a license created. What Sheriff SAM referred to as less
then satisfactory optics
Archibald said he was appreciative of the secret police is charity, but he just received word that the Bologna and ships are already within the outer limits of our solar system. So
Sure there's much left to do really
he then took out a roll of one hundred dollar bills from his shirt pocket and ate it like Snickers BAR
an update on the high school basketball tournament.
The city council announced that there will be a parade for the team win or lose next Tuesday evening. The parade
a feature giant floats in the shapes of famous basketball players such as Oscar Robertson, Larry, bird and little thou. There will also be a celebrity appearance by Lee Marvin, who will be celebrating his thirty of birthday on Tuesday all happy birthday, Mister Marvin, the City council, expressed civic pride in this talented team of young athletes and enjoined all of night fail to come out in celebration of sportsmanship, regardless of the outcome of the championship game. Of course, the single bodied entity of the City Council said with uncharacteristic mirth. We think our team will win the city councils many faces than winked in unison. Also, these city council added, if you look up in the sky, you'll, see that a large chunk of the moon, just exploded and the earth is surrounded by enemy spacecraft, but there's not much. We can do about that. So
just cheer honour basketball team.
The city council then held up there. Many fists and squealed
J D as pieces of the moon,
began to thunder down around us. Let's go now
to today's weather
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I have just received an email from Harrison. Kip archaeology, professor at night, fell community college. Kip told me that, while on a dig in nineteen nine,
these three: he and his team of researchers found remnants of several
spacecraft buried deep in Central Nevada. Kip
studying fossilize remains to determine eating habits of early north american inhabitants, but what he found worse,
through triangular titanium vessels, each
roughly the size and shape of a burger king, he tried to check, is no
from that excursion. But those pages had been torn out of his journal. Despite this is positive,
She can see above our earth are identical to the once he found crashed in the desert twenty five years ago inside
ships were creatures, the size of hippos, with long dangling limbs covered in sharp teeth Kippur.
Calling the college as for more funding for
this research, but before he could do anything, a black van drove up to the dig site
and several men wearing business suits that were patterned in desert, camouflage got out, they rested Kip and
assistance and had them reprogrammed Kip.
Said the reprogramming was successful until today, when he heard my news reports about
the polonius
This memory suddenly returned him and now
he believes he knows exactly what has happened in the blood space war and how we will end it he's
the type of his notes, while they're still fresh in his mind
them over. To me. I said this is so
very exciting science,
David the day once again
APOLLO be mail from Harrison it sets.
Cecil disregard whatever I said earlier, I dont even
remember what it was. Some
as I didn't know, shut up and put a metal helmet on me. There were a bunch of wires and knobs and let's coming out of it, and I felt so peaceful uncomfortable like when you're eating,
belgian waffles with ice cream while binge watching Terrace house anyway. I don't remember what I sent you earlier and since only in terms of the deleted, so whatever it was, it couldn't have been that important sincerely Harrison. No, no. This is terrible. I'm going to Forward Harrison's first email back to him to see if it read jogs his memory. We've got to learn exactly what hello hello there,
listeners there are some men entering my studio there waiting
Business suits made from a desert camouflaged pattern fabric coochie, I love it.
Putting this crazy had army and it has a bunch of like two wires angle, indict they'll. Listen to this interview I recorded earlier today. Would, John Peters, you know the farmer these boys are here trying to get me the ready for fashion week. I think.
Jim came home this week and ass real happy happier, Nepal,
extortion and his own tv show Bout pig detectives.
The pig murders. My brother taught me play for
always boys
the ball and say Johnny move your hands together, like salad tongs when the bog, it's near, you that's called catch. I tried so hard to catch a ball
never could we have Fun Jim job me. So
much and he took care of me run off the bullet
school by me. So
reports in Cainy Keynes from this man who live in the trunk of broken down. Fifty six chevy an alley hung the post office
I'm almost sixty years old, my brother left for the war back when I was fifteen chain
and see him again
I do see his face add for so long. He ain't change,
one bit
he later is the same ages. When he laughed too
two years old, but he's not
the same Jim. He don't want to throw the
ball, or go looking for discount cat, sodas, candy and weird alleys, now
look sad
the body strong but his mind seemed so weak some crime yet
Dana told him what our pop always said to his Jim boys. Don't cry not without talking to the feelings with someone else.
So I put my arm around young Jim. I must look like a granddad me so owed him so young, but our memories of each other were the same age.
In crowd into my shirt and said Johnny. I've been in that war for darn near a hundred years as a lot of space travel not allowed a fighting, but when there is fought midst, gruesome Jim said he didn't want to see no more war but
The danish last battle. He risked his life to disarm a bomb that would have killed ten of his fellow soldiers, and one of them was the general the general hasn't planned for a ceasefire. Jim said, the general has a plan for peace, but I think the general needs me Johnny. I said Jimbo.
You, but I knew that I've been without him for forty years, while this general was with them for nearly a hundred new aspect.
Jim myself
Jim hug my neck and kiss my cheek. He done
the space suit
I don't know the corn field and disappeared. I think
my brothers is save us all.
It's a sad story,
It's also happy like a go.
And a piano stories, carry lots of different emotions. All at once.
All right listeners, I'm back
I remember what I was talking about. No,
I got this really cool hat, but
City Council announced that these spaceships that were surrounding our planet are gone, but they
deeply unnerved by the fact that the ships did not retreat. They said
disappeared.
City council been added that the moon is still broken,
but honestly
They see this as a crime
it's. A tuna tee
buy a new one. Don't
Forget to come to the Basketball Championship parade on Tuesday stay too.
Next for simultaneous panic and relief
as you realize, all
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