The final episode of the true crime podcast “Bloody Laws, Bloody Claws: The Murder of Frank Chen”
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welcome back to another episode of bloody laws, bloody clause, the murder of Frank Chin. I am
as always your host Cecil bomber. This is our well
Seven hundred and twenty second episode,
Can you believe we have only been doing this since December, and this is likely to be our final episode. As today Judge Chap
is scheduled to issue her long awaited verdict, we're going to bring this verdict to you live, but of course this is a pug cast out a community radio so,
You will later download that live recording, by which point I will not be life, I'm not a hundred percent upon this all this tech stuff, but while
Is the money better in true crime podcasting than community radio? I mean who knew right yeah. I was surprised if this is your first time joining us on bloody laws. Bloody clause welcome welcome for the best experience. You really should start at episode, one and listen to all seven hundred twenty one previous episodes in order, but I'm sure the ten friends, as my fans call themselves, will welcome you in and let you know what's been going on: joint them on the discord and the twitch chat and the sub read it and the Petra. I have no idea what any of those things are, but I've been told firmly by my producer that you cannot make anything now without having all of those things. In the meantime, let's get to a quick recap of the case. So this story, as you Chin friends, no goes all the way back if you can believe it to two thousand twelve put yourself in that
went in time on that Bening as president and don't I wish that was still the case. Yo Yo R, big again, no one would be caught dead in short, not like today, in which, due to new city ordinances, you can be dead if caught without them at a five heads
Dragon named Hiram, Miss Daniels is pulled over while driving a pickup truck that belongs to a human man named Frank Chin
when asked for Idee Hiram hands over francs driver's license and explains that he is normal human, Frank Chin. The
these have no reason to doubt Hiram answer they let him go but later that day, the real
frank, chins body is bound covered in burns and large claw marks just what happened
who killed him and what does
I remain Daniels. Literal five had a dragon have to do with all this. That's what we ve been tried.
To find out in the metaphorical pages of this little
when criminal charges never came and untiring rectangles fled town. After the death of one of his five heads, the family of French
and turned to these civil courts for justice. They filed
due to gets Hiram rectangles, as well as the city of light bill and the sheriffs secret police for negligence. In the investigation, this
has gone on for almost a year now and it is
taken a heavy toll on this town. Making us
dwell on an ugly and murderous chapter in our history. On the other hand, it turn
But a true crime podcast about an active cases, basically printing money. So
not all bad,
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bring in our legal expert to talk- is through the intricate matters of jurisprudence involved in a big case like this, so
I turned it over to our legal expert, the faceless old woman whose
secretly lives in your whole. Thank you, Cecil. In order
properly considered this case, one must
look at the full history of dragon law.
Recorded legal case involving dragons. Was in the year seventy six in which a dry
In eight, most of the shepherds flock and the Shepherd
went to his local chieftain with a complaint
The chieftain ruled that it was absolutely aggravating with the dragon did, but at that point
dragging had flown off, and there was nothing much anyone could do about it. The next
face was in twelve ninety one in which a dragon sue to get her came back from a local lord who had begun to strip bind the cave for iron the dry,
explained that the clanging in banging was interrupting her sleep habits and she wanted
out of their or else, the Spirit
of her, or else was made imminently clear when she hoped a white hot burst of flame from her nostrils
unfortunately, for her course at the time were judged by the local lords and he ruled against her in the case of her versus him until
Finally, for him, she made good on her or else and burned him to a crisp and which
Wait. The minors were all freed from their cruel labours and celebrated the death of the tyrant.
So that one worked out pretty well.
The last case I want to point to is from nineteen seventy one in which it was ruled that incorporeal ghostly
or otherwise in human beings are allowed to live in homes, secretly or otherwise, no man
but the wishes of those they are hunting. This doesn't
have anything to do with dragons, but it's a case that very important to me for reasons I will whisper in your ear tonight, as you toss in turn. Wish
with all your heart for sleep that will never come
thanks. Baseless old woman, fascinating oh say
did you study law
never studied law, but I've
century is on the wrong side of it that teaches
you everything you need to know makes total. So
and I have no further questions, let's move on come
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Over and over until I had dying up enemy guess she said: she's got me a book deal a buck deal.
I book in progress is cold. Hiram portrait.
Of a five headed murderer
developing a tv show that is going to be on Fritz the new streaming channel only available in smart refrigerators, Antwerp.
Ending a sixty cities, speaking tour, in which I will be reenacted. What I think happened to Frank Chin using puppets and the voice acting class
Is that the community centre that Carlos got me for my birthday? So many
exciting new steps in my new career,
but my agents name is
Where did ask probably not that important
Now, it's time before we reach the verdict to exhaustively go through the evidence, one by one pick through that discuss what we think it means and maybe bring on a few more experts to chat about each item. This
take a while. So, first up
Hey sweetie. Are you
recording your show again. Oh yes, you're on it right now, the third there listening, but you can edit this outright because I pod costs are in life. I dont know what it means
Ok, well, I just wanted to let you know that I made lunch and its pasta salad, just the way you like it dry and crunchy. Oh, that's so! Sweet Carlos, but I can't leave right now of the verdict is about to happen of no. I get it. That's that's why I brought it to all thinks my little tortoise well in July and say hi to your frank, bunch of temperance ownership, say hi to them, and you should definitely edit this bit out an egg. I can show you I later who I can't imagine with that, entails by three by ok, it's
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It looks like the big moment is here: judge
Clayton has arrived and is setting up for her verdict reveal she's see,
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Well, do you part.
again to judge Chaplin's verdict. We ve made it
The four show an she is just finishing up: sawing the bailiff and half so we should
the legal meat of it. Soon all o k, o K. I did not expect doves to fly out of the bailiff, like that very impressive
maybe the most impressive verdict. I've seen sense, Judge Houdini sentence, fifteen petty beads in consent,
They trials to community service, all the while escaping from a padlocked male sack dropped at the bottom of the vault of a river. But now we ve reached the decisive moment.
Judge Kaplan is indicating that whoever has the king of hearts in their breast pocket is the winning side and both legal, too
Sir padding themselves down and it's the family,
Frank Chin, the
has found in favour of the plaintiff vehicle
chattering and one guy with a podcast is loudly narrating. Everything as it happens, so the judges banging her
apple for order. She
means that the city of night veil, the sheriffs secret police, hiring
Daniels and an concept of God or all responsible in their own way, for the death of Frank Chin and this
The current lack of justice for his murderer. I remain
split ten years ago, and no one has any idea where he is gone.
has been seen around here since at least the seventies, so it looks like the brunt of the responsibility is going to come down on the city and the police
it has come down to a war damages Judge Chaplain, explains that she believes in a simple kind of justice that the best way to make
things hole is to rectify the situation directly answer
but the family of Frank trend is owed Frank chance life.
they are owed, one living
Frank Chen until the data
his natural death. Whenever that was supposed to be, if they failed to pray
this within one calendar year, all of their assets, including the town of night, fail, will be turned over to the family of Frank, Chen listers. This is
unprecedented. I am
unclear how a city is supposed to bring a man who has been dead for eight years back to life, and it seems the city does not know either. But honestly, it's a fair verdict,
the city of night lawyers are looking at each other with their hands in their air, shaking their heads and mouthing things like, but that's impossible, and I really didn't expect this trial to turn out this way. Wow. This is really exciting. It
Take me at least another year of this podcast to proper
the analyze, the verdict and its implications and, of course, to
but the city and sheriffs.
police, as they attempt to delve into the ultimate mystery of life and death in order to fulfil the
court's judgment. Thank God
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